I posted a thread a few weeks ago about my plan to pay for an escort. I ended up going through with it last night.
I said I'd post about it here so I'll greentext my experience below for anybody interested.
Let's hear it friend.
>>28427858
this thread is the most interesting thing in my life right now. don't let me down op.
interested. I want to get one myself but afraid of getting v&
>be me
>25 yo KHV
>finally decide to meet an escort
>she is 18
>agree a price of 220 euros for 2 hours
>I follow directions to her apartment
>lives with one other girl who isn't home
>she is already in black lingerie when I get there
>helps me with my jacket
>thank her and she laughs a little in a way that seemed genuine / "out of character"
>we had agreed to french kissing and penetrative sex (with condom)
>sit down on her sofa first
>she sits sideways smiling at me
>asks me about my work (I work as an office clerk)
>ask her questions back
>she seems surprised
>answers briefly but I ask her further questions
>tells me about her her younger brother who is mentally disabled
>she reminds me of the time limit and asks if I want to begin
>begin rubbing my arm and moves closer
>feel pretty despondent about the idea of having sex with her
>ask her if we could just lie down together
>go to her bed
>she starts rubbing my leg and arm again but take her hand and hold it
>lie on our backs with shoulders touching holding hands
Cont...
>>28427980
wew already cringed twice
>>28427980
GOD DAMNIT DUDE
Fucking Christ
You're there to FUCK HER not BECOME HER BEST FRIEND
>it begins raining really hard
>lightning flashes in the room
>no lights on only candles so it surprises us both
>I ask if I can open the window (I like the sound)
>she laughs like she did when I said thanks for taking my coat and says "sure"
>her apartment has a nice view over the city
>she comes over and says "wow" at the rain and wind blowing the trees
>takes my hand again
>feel comfortable enough to hug her
>she hugs me back
>stand there a while with my chin on her shoulder / upper back
>she says "you're very lonely, aren't you?"
>instinct is to lie but say "sort of, pretty much"
>she begins rubbing my back and says "it's ok"
>tells me I'm handsome
>asks if I'm a virgin
>considering lying but say yes
Cont...
>>28428080
fuck it I'm out
I can't read this beta bullshit
Hoping this ends with the whore falling in love with you
>>28428127
I hope he cries during sex desu b this story is so shit. I want another one like the guy who paid a shemale to fuck him and thought he lost his virginity
this is bullshit but go on
>>28428146
I remember that one. Good times, good times.
>>28428146
that was fucking hilarious
>get fucked
>hey guys finally lost my virginity
kek
>she says "wow I didn't know I was going to be your first"
>jokes that she would have offered a discount if I'd told her
>feel embarrassed and that she's mocking me
>stop hugging her and stand with shoulders hunched
>she looks surprised
>asks if I've ever had a girlfriend
>say no
>she says she's only had one boyfriend when she was 14 and dated for three years
>says "come" and tugs my hand back to the bed
>starts to unbutton my shirt (I wanted to seem mature and so on)
>end up removing all my clothes except my boxers
>she asks me to help her out of her lingerie
>do so
>she hooks her finger around the hip area of my boxer shorts
>asks if I'd like to take them off
>don't say anything
>she is nude and very attractive
>black hair to her shoulders, sort of untidy
>pale skin, looks like the picture posted here often of the girl eating spaghetti without expression
Cont...
Since op is a fag lets just post general hooker stories. Ive fucked two the first one was horrible second one was amazing. Heres the first one
>i just finished dishwashing shift
>get off bus and see random whore
>looks ok by the nightlight
>offers me 100$ for some sex
>leads me back to her home
>whole house smells like dogs
>shes lazy as shit and does nothing during sex
>plus she looked alot uglier when i saw her in the light
>walked home ashamed and disgusted
>>28428232
post-rock sister? good taste pham
finish it
>>28428232
keep it coming, anon. good stuff
Come on, OP. I'm only half chubbed and I got shit to do
>>28428285
that is gross
>tfw you have one hooker story that is so gross just thinking about it that it happened makes you sick
>couldn't even begin to type it
ive seen some shit lads
>>28428285
Second bitch ive fucked was this asian ho and it was probably the best sex ive ever had. Even though ive had consensual sex since then.
>find asian ho on craigslist
>140 for an hour
>get to her place and shes wearing lingerie that cups her tittties perfectly
>she rides me on top and is freaky as shit
>starts licking my ears and frenching me
only thing is she said my dick was too big so i couldnt cum inside her and she jerked me off instead
>>28428071
Having a friend is better than having sex once in the long run. I hope that if she and OP don't fall in love they at least become friends. Cute story.
>she says straight after that she's going to the bathroom
>tells me to get under the blanket
>don't hear a flush but she comes back in and blows the candles
>don't look up
>have boxer shorts off and duvet to my chin
>she kneels behind me and climbs over me laughing
>lies in front of me facing me
>feel her take my hand under the blankets
>literally shaking and can't stop
>muscles feel like they're spasming and glad I'm not standing
>heart beating like hell when she touches my hand
>she wriggles a little closer
>feel her breath on my face smelling of mint
>she guides my hand along her side from her hip to her breast
>she says "do you like that?"
>I whisper "yes, it's nice"
>she adjusts her hand so she's holding it from behind with her fingers over mine
>moves it across her breast and squeezes it
>feel her foot rubbing my shin
>breathing through my nose trying not to move a muscle
>moves my hand up to her neck and lets go when my fingers are on her throat
>start brushing the back of my finger up and down her throat and underneath her chin
>she says I seem like a very "gentle person"
>feel she's mocking me and remove my hand slowly thinking I'd done something wrong / stupid
>she holds my wrist and turns my hand and move it to her belly
>puts my hand between her thighs and sort of "squeezes" them together
>rubs her thighs back and forth and kisses my cheek
Cont...
>>28428362
well, how about a short summary, anon? it couldn't have been that bad
>>28428367
>my dick was too big so i couldnt cum inside her
please explain. was she shared her belly would explode when you came?
>>28428444
i was in cleveland ohio, picked up someone off bp, when they arrive it was someone who did not look at all like their pic, old drug riddled whore, too beta to say anything, gave me the weirdest most disgusting handjob that still mentally scars me to this day
Im pretty sure I got herpes from that
>>28428469
He's just making shit up.
You're supposed to type the story out in full before you start posting.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28428494
From Cleveland. Can confirm.
>>28428469
No she was just sore so she asked if she could finish me off with her hands. Also>>28428504 i have a huge dick but im black and autistic so its one thing to be well endowed but its another thing to get girls. All my sexual interactions that were consensual have been through the Craigslist casual encounters section. Buti haven't been getting responses recently so i might just fuck another hooker
>>28428423
cont please senpai
Had several hookers.
Chinese were by far the worst. Bunch of whiny bitches who didn't put any effort in it.
Koreans were top tier, my god. Looked the best, too.
>have to take a shower beforehand
>she hops into the shower with me
>impromptu starts sucking my dick as I wash
I wish I asked the pimp what her alias was so I can hit her up again.
>>28428290
Yes she looked like this girl except smilier.
Cont >
>asks if there's anything I'd like to do
>says not to be embarrassed
>remove my hand from her thighs but place it on her hip so she isn't offended
>ask if I can kiss her back
>she says "ok!" and laughs in a whisper
>kiss her mouth
>feel happy like a kid or something
>feel nostalgic for no reason (never kissed before)
>begin smiling but keep mouth closed so she can't see my teeth and tell I'm smiling
>she says I can do it again if I want to
>turn her face with my fingers (push her chin to the side) and kiss each cheek
>she nudges my knee with her knee and slots it through and leaves it there
>still raining hard and thundering sometimes
>feel really anxious when lightning comes since the room is bright for a second or so
>I ask her if she likes doing this
>she says she has only done it for two months but it's good money
>ask her if she did anything else before and she says a cashier at a supermarket
>she asks what I do and I tell her
>she says she would hate an office job no offence
>we talk about what we wanted to be when we were infants
>I jokingly say I always wanted to be an escort
>she laughs and kisses me again
>my penis goes erect all of a sudden
>push my backside back so she doesn't notice
>begin to panic when I feel her stomach against my penis
Cont...
I'll post mine while waiting for OP:
>be me, horny and poor
>tries to find some cheap hooker, don't care about looks
>found stinky 40 year old woman
>we agree on 10 dollars for hour if I cum in her jar
>go to her place
>smells like old eggs
>hear snoring
>its her stinky husband in deep sleep
>we have to go in bathroom because he is home
>we fuck, its pretty gross and I nearly puke but pussy is pussy
>I cum in her jar but my dick is somehow green and yellowish than before
>she said cum is enough payment for her
>never saw her after
>>28428647
You fucked up typing so slow, threads dead.
>>28427980
Thank you for starting with
>be me
we wouldn't have known whose story this was, otherwise.
>>28428714
>we agree on 10 dollars for hour if I cum in her jar
>if I cum in her jar
nigger what
>>28428714
just shut the fuck up. this isn't real. i'm going to fucking kill you for writing this
>>28428285
> be good looking, good in bed, funny and charming on a superficial level but hideously ugly inside
> break up with gf of two years after being really abusive
> drinking alone hating myself
> get another booty call from ex's horrendously ugly, genuine 2/10 autist friend who is a 24 year old khv girl with little mermaid posters in her room and a really petty, mean spirited personality
> every other time I say no because she's unattractive in every way and it would cause dramas with my ex
> but this week I couldn't pay rent
> tell her "I'll do it for $140 and a bottle of Jack Daniels" expecting her to rage out and never talk to me again
> mfw she says she's on her way
> greet her with a big hug. Drink as much JD as possible in 20 minutes while I flirt with her on the porch.
> pretty well blackout drunk, finger her gross hairy fat pussy, gently fuck her
> kinda blurry memory from here, but I was drunk as fuck and not attracted to her, so I lasted for what felt like hours
> show her how to do various positions
> wake up and she's gone
> repeat about a month later
> never hear from her or my ex ever again
>>28428367
>y-your dick is too big, anon-sama~
wew lad. Lol. You got played.
>>28428578
Sorry I didn't know how long it would take me to post about it. Sorry for so many posts.
Cont >
>she says "it's ok" and moves her knee up so it's between my thighs
>it's uncomfortable like this she I move forward a little
>feel my erect penis pressed between my belly and her belly
>kiss her mouth again
>my other hand is underneath her pillow and getting numb
>I awkwardly try bending it above my head but she seems to notice
>lifts her head and then rests it gently further up my arm on the muscle
>she says "is that ok?" and I say "yes" and
>bend my arm behind her back so my hand is visible in the air behind her shoulder
>rest it on her shoulder and she doesn't mind
>she asks if I have any friends here
>say no
>explain I'm from a smaller town not from here
>she says do I have any friends there
>I laugh and say "no" again
>she begins to laugh in response to my laugh, as if my laugh not the "no" humoured her
>I ask if her friends know she does this or if they do the same
>she says her roomate her best friend lives in her home province but visits sometimes
>her other friends are mostly in college (she is planning to go next year maybe)
>we talk about college and if it's a waste of money
Cont...
(sorry for length guys)
this is going way too slow
i havent had sex in 2 years
just got a really good job so thinking about taking a vacation back to thailand
first time i was there
>first night
>me and 2 friends, one who was a muh-reen and been there previously
>get to the hotel and throw our shit down, then immediately go to the bar my friend had been to before
>soon as i walk through the door it was immediate culture shock
>bitches swinging from the roof and dancing on poles and the stage naked
>trying to read drink menu but cannot take any of it in
>mamasan asks what we want, first thing i read and comprehend
>jager bombs!!!
>start drinking and loosening up
>friend reaches out and starts slapping girls ass and says dont worry you can treat them dirty and do whatever you want here
>didnt get down like that but we all drink and eye the girls
>they have numbers on there little g-strings so when you see one you like you can have the mamasan go get her and they will sit with you or on you
>we all pick one out and pay our tab, plus the girls bar fine
that is what you pay to the establishment so the grils can go home with you and not have to be back till tomorrow
at the time each girl costed 500 baht iirc so like $15usd
>>28428795
i believe this is real. that's pretty bad, anon. you were a hooker for a nasty fat chick. why don't you be a hooker for sopisticated older women?
>>28428639
Another story.
>go to a licensed bordello (legal in Australia)
>usually lower tier than the unlicensed ones
>there's a little Indian dude begging the managers to have a go at a 6' Polish chick that's built like a man
>managers keep saying he doesn't have enough money
>kek with my bro while sipping bourbon in the corner
>little Indian dude walks away
>manager tells us only 2 girls are free
>a 5/10 Japanese chick and a 6/10 Hong Kong chick who looked in her 40s
>holy shit, it's true about licensed ones having worse hookers
>we came all this way so might as well
>bro takes the 5, I take the 6. Never had an older chick before, mite be cool
>meanwhile, Indian manlet comes back with a wad of cash
>manager takes it all without even counting, buzzes the girl into the lounge
>Indian guy must be an entire foot shorter than Annie Schwartzenegger
>they fuck off to one of the rooms
>now me and bro go to our respective rooms
Continue?
>>28428714
Hahaha that sounds awesome. Well done for spreading your gross green seed
>>28428823
Yeah im pissed off. I shouldve came in her vag or at least her mouth. Oh well. Fuck all this asian hooker talk is making me want another one.
>>28428758
what the fuck this is the only time I've seen someone else use that owl as a reaction pic
remind me, what was the name of that obscure russian cartoon again?
desu senpai
bakakakakakakaakaka
>>28428841
I want to go to Thailand now. Sounds fun.
>>28428841
>so like $15usd
>$15usd
>$15usd
>$15usd
i'm going. i'm leaving tomorrow. how hard is it for a gringo to settle down over there?
Ive never had sex with someone my age and im 20. How come young hookers are so much more expensive
>>28428834
jesus christ I'm just skimming each post now to cut through the 500 lines that read
>oh so awkward I touched her shoulder teehee
jesus dude get to the POINT
>>28428851
It was probably just an opportunistic thing. I was either going to offend her and she would fuck off, or id get rent money and drunk. Win win.
>>28428859
go on anon, finish your hooker tale for us
>>28428931
Yeah i wanna go on a sex trip to Thailand. Too bad im broke as fuck. Wish i won the lotto or something
>>28428953
I like it dude. It's really sad and sweet how he remembers all these little details like the thunder and the exact positions of their bodies. You are a pure soul OP
>>28428881
hedgehog in the fog i'm sure it is
>she says I paid a lot to just talk if that's all I wanted to do
>apologize but she says she didn't mean it that way
>I ask if she is expecting someone after me (stupid question I know)
>she said no that she's being selective when starting out to figure if she wants to keep doing it
>says she makes enough for rent etc at the moment not to need to do more
>her roommate who is also escorting introduced it to her but she feels she sees too many people
>I ask if I can hug her from behind, something I always wanted to do with a girl
>she says "oh, ok" and turns over
>have to move my arm to let her turn but she grabs it and holds it across her chest
>feels amazing
>her hair is on the pillow and smells so amazing
>kiss her shoulder blade and her skin is so warm
>hug her tightly with my upper arm around her belly
>she pokes her foot backwards between my shins and bends her toes around my top leg
>feels awkward in that position so I "hook" my leg over her thigh so my leg is at 90degree angle
>fear breathing too loudly like a creep but breath is shaking when I exhale
Cont...
>>28428834
Don't worry kid. Write as you please. I'll read until the end. Good stuff.
>>28429000
Ikr I don't remember shit about my first time and OPs memory is like he's fuckin James Joyce.
>>28429037
I love this stuff op, keep it coming
>>28429043
>Don't worry kid. Write as you please.
OP, I have to agree.
Take as much time as you need, little brother. This is the most human thing I've read in a very long time. Almost enough to warm my old black heart.
>>28428859
>go with her to the room
>nice little setup, has a jacuzzi, tile floors, nice bed
>it's required to take a shower before anything
>hop in the shower
>she strips
>notice visible stretch marks, her tits are kind of saggy too
>ruh-roh
>dismiss doubts from my head, finish shower and get on the bed
>starts giving me a massage
>it's okay but I don't really see the point
>after a while, she slips a condom on my dick and starts sucking it
>condom blowjob, all the other ones did it without
>anyway, it seems that after a preset amount of time, she switches to riding me
>not very enthused, myself. Doubts start coming back
>dick starts getting limp
>she notices and steps off
>asks if I ever had a girlfriend
>"just broke up actually"
>I have to get my money's worth so I turn her around and go for doggy
>as soon as I spread her asscheeks apart, the smell of stale sweat and shit surrounds me
>ruh-roh
>boner lost for good
In the end I came by masturbating while she sucked my nipples. Bro had a similar experience in the other room. From then on, I stuck with unlicensed establishments that hire students and fobs.
>we keep talking about her studies she mentioned
>she said she does want to make something of her life
>she sounds defensive but I think meant it as a joke, like she doesn't want me to think she's dumb or something
>I say she should do it but say sorry after a few seconds since it might sound naive like it obviously costs money etc
>she says it's okay and that yes she needs money that's all
>she says her brother needs a lot of attention from her mother
>I ask "only her mother?"
>she says her father was divorced by her mother but that he's not a bad guy just not there in contact any more
>I say it's the same with my family except I'm the youngest
>feels nice talking like this but I begin to smile and can't stop thinking how I'm paying for this just to talk
>actually think of my thread on /r9k/ and imagine people trolling me if they saw me right now
>kiss her shoulder again
>lift the back of her hair and kiss her spinal bones up to her neck and the base of her hairline
>still with an erect penis against her lower back
>she "shivers" her shoulders and turns her upper body to me
>stop and look at her to see what her reaction is (if she likes it or doesn't like it)
>we kiss again
>hold her cheek and rub my thumb up and down her jaw while kissing
>hold the back of her head and she turns over again
>her head feels really small and fragile in my hand
Cont...
>>28429170
>>28429043
>>28429000
OP you are a sweet robot who is just trying to run some feels programming. Don't let this place ruin you. Continue please.
OP's still not done? Jesus, type it out first dude.
>>28428841
When was this? I was in Bangkok a few years back and the prices were way higher.
>>28428727
Do you not know that this is how roughly 80% of all greentext stories begin?
We don't question it anymore. It's just some thing that nobody bothered to correct and for whatever reason it stuck.
>>28428927
oh it is worth it
probably need like $3500 minimum to get there have a 5 star room and live like a king
>>28428931
thats just to get the girl out of the bar, you then negotiate a deal with the girl, usually around 1500 baht which is like $45usd
you should definitely do it. im thinking of trying to go back july or august
my buddy had said its not too hard to get over there and live. we were talking about owning and operating a bar or "agogo"
oh and the girls are fuckin hot, petite and clean if you go to the nicer places
plus tons of lady boys if thats your thing
>pay the bar fine
>go back to hotel to buddies pent house suite
>play music and drinking, smoking and just hanging out
>eventually get tired and decide to go get my fuck on
>get back to the room and i lay down and relax and she takes a shower
side note-seems like they all always want to take showers when they get back to your room. also the rooms have windows in the showers so you can see them from the bed. idk why this is but every room i saw was like that
>she get out and we start making out and i cannot get hard
>super embarrassed but i think it was due to jet lag or maybe whiskey dick
>she sucks my dick for a while and i try and fuck but just doesnt work
>we cuddle and go to sleep
>next morning i wake up and fuck her pretty good
we all had breakfast on the roof by the pool that morning then i fucked her again
that was the first girl, i ended up sleeping with 2 other ones after that
omg the last one was absolutely amazing! i was actually considering staying there and missing my flight
when i got in the taxi to leave she cried ;_;
>>28429330
tell me about her, buddy. i'm interested
>>28429254
How do you remember all this stuff? God damn it's not necessary to the story fuck you
>>28429383
I think it's necessary. This isn't a story about OP fucking a dirty middle aged crack head. It's an intimate encounter with a nice girl.
>she begins kissing my ear and pokes her tongue in my ear a little bit
>I don't like it much (don't mind it) but think it must be something she likes
>begin kissing her neck
>reminded myself (I know it's stupid) of a game I used to rent from the videostore on PS1
>can't remember name but you have to "tag" certain areas with your colour (red or blue)
>another player (computer) is tagging their own areas and stealing yours
>feel like I'd like to kiss her where nobody else has kissed (tagged...stupid but I don't know I thought of it suddenly) before
>turn my head and begin kissing softly under her chin area
>kiss her ear and poke my tongue inside a little
>she shivers and giggles a little
>my erect penis "snags" a little with the foreskin rolling up on her belly
>reach down and tug it loose
>she says "are you ok?" but in a voice as if she is asking if I need help or something
>she touches my penis
>we both stop moving
>begin breathing hard again and feel really tense
>feel like leaving right there but breath out and rest my forehead on the pillow and my lips on her soft shoulder
>awkwardly move onto my hip so I'm lying sideways
>she says sorry
>I ask if she knows how long I have left
>it feels really formal all of a sudden and I feel bad
>she says there's "some time" left
>lie as we did at first on our sides but further away
>she asks if I'm ok
>feel so stupid since her voice sounds like she pities me or something
Cont...
>be me
>nineteen
>have oneitis since 14 and don't even think about other girls so khv
>one day I see oneitis out with Chad kissing in the street
>rage hard at all the lost time and sex I missed
>go home and find a whore online who looks sort of like oneitis, petite and half Korean
>arrange to meet next day
>drink father's gin before going to the whore's house
>nervous but pretty drunk so don't seem like the awkward wanker I am
>make her laugh a bit and she strips for me nice and slow
>going well get bj before condom
>grope her tits like a turbovirgin
>into the bed she takes control and gets on top
>fuckyesfuckyes
>close eyes and let her do all the work
>open eyes
>what am I doing
>this shouldn't happen like this it should be with Her
>start crying a little
>whore stops and asks what's up
>angrily wipe away tears and push her off
>still horny through the sadness though so climb on top of her
>feel powerful and start fucking her pretty rough
>don't care about anything for a few seconds
>realise she's crying but don't stop
>whore hits me in the face and runs to the bathroom
>sit on her bed for a while and think fuck it
>beat off and cum on her pillow
>start crying again
>vomit everywhere
>feel empty and just lie down in my own cum and sick
>eventually whore returns and screams about calling cops
>zombie mode out and start walking home
>find a bridge on the way home and climb up the wall and sit for a while
>don't jump off
0/10 experience have not repeated
JUST OP DID YOU FUCK HER OR NOT
>>28429293
it was in 2011
pataya city
ive heard phuket is really badass too
my buddy who just spent time in shanghai said that laos, vietnam and cambodia are kinda the cool underground places to party
>>28429484
No he'll post another 20 lines about how they kissed and talked. He wants to see how long he can retype that until we all stop giving a fuck.
OP don't listen to all these fucks. please continue.
OP I want to hear the story so don't listen to these faggots and just keep going.
>>28429556
OP on second that you are a faggot fuck your fake story.
>>28429598
Just kidding OP continue at your pace
>I lie on my back and pull the duvet to my chest with both hands
>feel bad because she is probably feeling bad for me to say "time's up"
>she leans over and kisses me cheek again and says "I am sorry"
>I say it's ok
>she holds my hand and lies closer with her head sideways a little on my shoulder and the pillow
>I say I hope I haven't wasted her time
>she laughs like a snort laugh (like through her nose) and says I'm silly (I think she thinks I was being "dry" or something)
>I move my hand so we're holding hands better
>I bend our arms upwards so our joined hands are at shoulder-height
>I kiss the back of her hand
>see her face and she is smiling
>rest hands down again but above the duvet
>soon later she says "you know it's two hours now"
>she says I have work in the morning right?
>I say yes and thanks for a nice time that I enjoyed
>she sits up in bed with the blanket over her breasts with a lamp on
>she said it was nice talking to me
>hear someone coming through the front door (her roommate)
>feel an urgency to leave but say "good luck" to her
>she asks if I have her phone number saved
>raise my eyebrows and then understand her and say "oh yes"
>ask her if she'd like me to close her window
>she says "no it's fine" then "wait yes please ok" (to close the window)
>go and close the window and notice there's rain gathered on the windowsill and wipe it with my shirtsleeve
>she gets out of bed and rushes over with her hands over her breasts and vagina and looking down at the ground
>hugs me but with the outside of my arm between us
Cont...
>>28429631
OP second thought again fuck you loser
>>28429375
omg she was my little thai princess
she was young and petite and soooo fucking cute
the first girl i was with was ok
the second girl could barley speak english and really wasnt that attractive, i just really wanted to fuck a super skinny girl and i got way too shitfaced that night
but the last girl i was with was just so fucking kawaii. she would just giggle and laigh and want to be really close to me and take care of me
it was fucking awesome, i just wish i would have found her the first day.
my buddy found a really cool chick and stayed with her the whole time and by the end wasnt even paying her. he would go up to the bar and pay her fine and we would all hang out all day. she was like our translator/tour guide. so thats what i plan to try and do next time.
oh also we rented mopeds for like $2 a day and that was what i had the most fun with. just shredding my moped all around the city at 4 in the morning hammered drunk and adventuring way out to the jungle
Speaking of whores anyone have any experience with these generic asian backpage ads.
I am questioning how legit these are.
>>28429664
OP you know I love I'm sorry that MY BIPOLAR DISORDER IS RUINING MY ERECTION
>>28429688
OP you are an utter piece of shit kill yourself and leave this thread you loser. You couldn't even fuck that girl.
>>28429703
I have never said this before to a guy, but I love you you fucking faggot.
>>28429703
op Im just messing with you cont pls!
>>28429734
>>28429755
OP you are an ugly pathetic loser fuck off
>>28429828
Op all my post are just jokes continue please
>>28429844
They aren't im just a beta fuck like you OP just fuckng stop
>I hug her tighter than earlier with my hands around her back on opposite shoulders
>twist her from side to side playfully
>hear a small laugh when I do that
>we stop hugging and she says "wait!" suddenly
>ducks a little and moves behind and around me
>grabs her bathrobe from the back of the bathroom door behind me
>leads me out of her door
>finds my coat and holds it up
>I smile and slot my arms in the sleeves and say "thank you" but in a way she gets like it's an inside joke
>luckily don't see her roomate but her shoes are untidy and get the thought she is drunk
>we go to the door
>at the door we hug again and she kisses my chest and rubs her the end of her nose against where she kissed
>I whisper "goodbye" when the door is open not to wake her neighbours or make them look out
>begin walking home then jog for a long time smiling but stop when out of breath
>walk home and go to sleep and see that she has text me saying she hopes I make it home ok and work is good tomorrow
>wish her a good rest and thank her again
That was last night. Today I had to work a half of a day but then I got home. We have text a lot but I'm on topup payment contract so keep having to add credit. Anyway I wanted to post since I said I would, sorry for it being so long but it was a really magnificent night. I have read on other forums not to trust escorts etc because they tell you lies to take your money and so on but I (maybe stupidly) don't think I am being lied to her. She was a very nice girl and I'm glad I met her. She is already sleeping now and didn't meet up with anyone today. Any questions I will answer for a while but then I have to sleep. Thanks!
>>28428285
Upboat this if you cry everytime
>>28428936
Because they're in higher demand, of course.
>>28429887
>payed 220 euros to NOT have sex
>>28429887
She has you hook line and sinker. The whole time she had dollar signs in her eyes when you said you were a virgin now she is going to friendzone the fuck out of you to keep you paying her and you being the clueless retard you are, are going to ignore that and arrogantly think you have a chance with her. The moment you left that apartment she grabbed a beer with her friend and talked about how sad you are guaranteed.
>>28429951
This 2 be honest famygdala
>>28429477
Well that was a rollercoaster of bodily fluids.
>>28429887
I love youenjoy life op
>Friend gets a hooker
>Four of us and one hooker
>I chicken out and they all had a go at her.
>I watch TV
>>28429887
So I know a lot of escorts as friends and I'd say she did an awesome job. You needed a companion and that is what she was. I'm really happy for you that you had such a good experience.
>>28429887
So... You're still a virgin?
>>28429887
How can you fall in love with a hoe? That's some kind of Hollywood shit
>>28429887
good luck OP. she sounds nice.
>>28429887
I hate you.Kill yourself OP
>>28429887
That's typical hooker friendly talk 101. They do it to less experienced people. Since you were a virgin, she pounced at that shit.
Notice it was one of her first questions?
>>28429887
you should cut off all contact with her my dear friend. Sheisn't going to fall in love with you or something, I'm really sorry
I'm feeling really lonely now, wishing I had a girl next to me that I could wrap my arm around whilst falling asleep but it's just a blanket
>>28429887
>paying what essentially is the cost of an xbox one to not fuck a girl
>>28429887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQsZOWKzdFA
>>28429887
>he fell for the oldest trick in the roastie book
holy shit kill yourself immediately
>>28429887
That was a cute story, OP.
>>28429887
>I did not fuck the prostitute I paid for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
>>28430023
where the fuck do you live where you can get a Xbone for 220 Euros?
>>28428647
>Yes she looked like this girl except smilier
I'm jealous, I'd love to meet a girl who looks like that. But if I shared a bed with her I'd probably fall in love with her. and you can't date a hooker, remember that op! she knows how to act like this professionally
>>28429887
>pay her 220 euros
>get a companion
>but not have sex with her
you could have lovingly banged her, why did you not?
>>28429887
Well mate, you seem like a pretty fragile sensitive dude. Dunno why /r9k/ appeals to you, but Im sure if you leave the house more, some day you'll find that 10/10 love you're looking for with someone else who likes lightning and candles and morrisey and shit.
>>28430077
That's $250 American you can get one used.
http://www.gamestop.com/preowned
>>28429887
Lol. She ensured she got a return customer and didn't even need to do any work for it. If she really felt something for you, she would have extended past the 2 hours for free, just to get you off.
Lmaoing at you kid
i'm about to post this on /pol/ so we can make fun of you
>>28430019
She's a good hooker, though. She identified that he needed companionship more so she went for that.
Either way, she was just doing her job OP. Don't get it confused.
Fuck nowi literally want to fuck ayoung prostitute to finish what op started.
OP is not responding but his fragile world view is crashing before his very eyes. I bet he ran home thinking he had a girlfriend lol
>>28429887
that was cute, loving and cuddly
but you paid 220 euros to an escort and you still didn't have sex.
that's puts you at a loss...
>>28430148
Yeah i think op is autistic he better fuck the shit out of her
Don't mean to hijack the thread but what are some good sites for US escorts?
>>28429887
Consider killing yourself you pathetic husk of a man
>>28430119
this is what i was thinking. i was sure she would let you stay at the end of the story. sorry OP but i think it might be a trap. as happy as a story as id like it to be
>>28430148
Kekells
>>28430169
He will after he shells out another $220
>>28430117
bullshit, I'm as beta as OP (but I can't write for god's sake) and I like lightning and candles and morrissey and I leave the house frequently but all I'm getting is more frustration and depression. There isn't any hope out there for our kind
>>28430059
Kek
Good story though OP I genuinely enjoyed it
OP KYS ASAP, what a fucking waste- so much text for no reason.
>>28430118
I didn't consider that. I thought you were talking about a new one I was really questioning if I'm asleep for a second.
>>28428841
Fucking nasty. Word to the wise robots, do NOT do what this anon did. Play it safe and go after the girls in places that ask for at least 1500 baht for a girls bar fine.
OP why did write all that. You have legit autism bro.
>>28429887
I really like you OP, we should keep in contact and talk about our sad lives. what do you think?
>>28429887
holy SHIT
>be male
>have to bust your ass going to college and do internships just to get a decent paying job even then it's not guaranteed
>be female
>lonely beta losers give you hundreds of euros just to "be there" for them
>>28429887
Damn dude. Very disappointing
>>28430228
OP could have literally bought an xbox one, fucked the CD slot and then have some cool games to play.
>>28430180
Pretty much this. I want it to be different this time but it most likely won't. Sorry OP but you got fucked over.
>>28430256
Seriously why the fuck did he have to include the rain, the window all this pointless shit.
>>28430173
The woman I dated who is an escort advertises on eros.com, and I think she said seekingarangement.com too, but I think that's more of a sugar daddy kind of thing.
>>28430256
to make betas like me feel a bit better about themselves. I would act a lot like him and he described my perception of reality quite accurately, feels good to stumble upon something like this in this shithole once in a while
>>28430199
Well I guess I was wrong about the appeal of dudes who are dimly lit sad poetry weather enthusiasts
>>28430280
The sad thing about it is that I can't even disagree. He could have bought the Xbone and some of the nice exclusive titles and would most likely have been happier because this will turn into a story of a beta idiot that falls for the escorts can love you meme.
I hope OP realizes we are actually trying to help. Like usually r9k is cynical as shit but this girl is legit using you. Maybe ask her out on a real date and if shes cool with it then we will be proved wrong
>>28427980
And you wonder why you're a virgin.
original insult
tl;dr edition
>be me
>25 yo KHV
>finally decide to meet an escort
>she is 18
>agree a price of 220 euros for 2 hours
>I follow directions to her apartment
>lives with one other girl who isn't home
>she is already in black lingerie when I get there
>we get in bed, she's naked
>I have an autism attack and make small talk
>she surmises I'm a virgin and treats me like I'm some kid with cancer in the Make a Wish program
>fall in love with her
>kiss her and cuddle and don't have sex
>time runs out, she kicks me out
>oh boy I got a qt gf
>>28429438
are you autistic? this level of thought is way out there
Hahahahahaha sheesh she's good
>>28429887
You paid 220 euros to talk. You have a special kind of autism
Kek opie opened up a pandora's box of pure beta rage.
>>28430387
You forgot the part where she sees dollar signs and does the typical compassion schtick she does with all newbies.
>>28430340
>dimly lit sad poetry weather enthusiasts
that made me smile
there were a few girls who liked me but I was always too beta, almost as bad as OP so I fucked it up everytime. Girls will always choose chad over a shy boring smiths fan
OP KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL YOURSELF YOU LET STACEY WIN KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEE
>>28430492
Im >>28428795
I got pretty well the opposite problem. Im good at the bits where you're keeping them interested like playing with a kitten and a piece of string. Then after a while they see Im bitter and genuinely do look at them with contempt.
> 26 year old wage slave parasite degenerate drunk who lives with his parents and has a domestic violence conviction
I guess this is one of those grass is always greener type set ups.
>>28429887
pretty sad story
>>28429887
>220 euros
It's just too much to not have sex. You have no excuses. You fucked up. Sorry! I'm at your side. Never do it again.
>>28429887
this only renewed my no gf feel
>>28429887
People are going to call you all sorts of things but you seem like a very rare genuinely sweet and pure peson and you should never, ever give that up. Thank you for sharing your story.
I hope op realized how beta he was and offed himself. Poor bastard
>>28430658
>pure
>pays for hooker
>>28430658
>you seem like a very rare
No he literally is your average /r9k/ poster.
so anyways would you guys recomend craigslist/backpage escorts or no
Well, OP, I'm in your debt. That was a lovely story, to be sure. It illustrates a kind tragedy we very rarely acknowledge, but one that is all too real, if only for a very small number of men.
The people in this thread claiming that OP was cheated are correct, of course. He was swindled, he was taken for a ride and, when all was said and done, was left in the middle of nowhere with nothing to show for it.
However, it's a beautiful illustration of the sad state of a very few. The OP had to pay for the privilege of experiencing the awkward, silly little experiences that most men take for granted as they progress from adolescent to adult. His joy was the joy of the teenager who experienced those childish, fumbling first experiences that are something to be treasured...were they authentic.
The fact that there are men who have no hope of participating in the normal course of things, who have to pretend at authentic human experiences, is heart breaking.
And my heart broke to read of it. If nothing else, I appreciate the OP's story for reminding me I still have a heart to break.
>>28429887
Hey op just wanted to say I think you made the right decisions in regards to what you did
>>28429887
Hey op just wanted to say I think you made the wrong decisions in regards to what you did
>>28430815
And that's why we're raging, we see our autism projected in him.
>>28430805
>pays $200 just to talk to her instead of fucking like 99% of other men would
>>28430815
Dead wrong. Even on /r9k/ men like OP are rare. Look at this very thread. Look at all the people insulting him and bullying him for wanting something other than just mindless sex, for wanting an actual emotional connection with a woman.
>>28429951
It's not to say that whores have never turning into having a real relationship with one of their clients. But there are also plenty of times when they've exploited the lonely dumb ones. So - if she wants to be cool, be cool... but don't start paying for her shit.
OK?
>>28431179
>wanting something other than just mindless sex
>pays for a hooker
Sorry dude this is a losing battle.
I really want to believe that OPs experience was real, that this woman really does feel something for him, but the sad truth is that the more I look at it the more likely it seems that she is just using him, exploiting his loneliness. I sincerely hope I'm wrong, but I doubt I am.
>>28430874
I enjoyed your posts at /r/FA.
>>28431352
>I enjoyed your posts at /r/FA.
I have to confess, I'm a bit confused. What is "/r/FA"?
>>28429887
I feel bad for you because you seem so nice but you're probably one of the biggest losers I've seen on this board. You are one sorry ass dude muchacho
you payed money to a sex worker to not have sex
you took the time to type this shit out, implying that you were gonna fuck this thot but you never did. not only that but it was cringy as shit amigo, reminds me of fanfiction my high school friend reads
you could have found a cuddle buddy or some shit for free
what you did is like going to a restaurant ordering some food and just awkwardly feel it up, then tipping the waitress 30% or something
you're 25 bro this played out like something that should've happened to you 10 years ago
>>28429887
>paying that much money to talk to a hooker
Pathetic desu
>>28431393
A subreddit, ForeverAlone.
>>28431489
A lot of guys have to do it, would you talk to him for free? Didn't think so.
>>28430658
please stop you're only encouraging beta behavior
>>28429887
>>28431489
>pathetic
>>28431455
>one of the biggest losers
did you forget where we are???
I really liked your story anon, I hope she isn't using you because that would really suck.
best of the world to you, I hope your life will get better.
I imagine this is how my first encounter would go OP. Im your age too
khv friendless loser also
I bet most of you guys insulting OP are the ones talking about "in the future, muh VR gf", so it's pretty hypocritical of you insulting OP for paying to have a fake experience of caress/cuddling.
>>28431680
I bet you are OP and not man enough to post as yourself.
>>28431680
You are the definition of cuck.
McFucking kill yourself.
>>28431733
This is r9k, if you arent a virgin, or are "man enough" you need to get out. Its like going to a wheelchair basketball game and yelling "IM STANDING"
>>28431783
OP why are you such a bitch you ran away after everyone told you the truth?
>>28431821
Not OP, get out normie.(even though OP is probably a filthy cuck.)
>>28428367
>140 an hour
>got duped into not cumming inside her
nice moves anon
>>28429887
>He paid a large sum of money to not have sex
MY SIDES
>>28431901
>Not OP
No one buys this shit you loser
>>28431733
I'm not OP, I just can empathize with other robots. I'm not trying to try to feel better about myself for putting others down.
You guys say to hate Chad, but you're acting like one, "haha, look at the virgin, such a loser".
Get the fuck out.
>>28429887
senpai that bitch dead inside bruh. don't do it.
investing emotionally in regular women is 30/70 odds on a good day. a prostitute is a guaranteed loss. trust me on this, friend.
>>28431962
You didnt post that, i posted that
>>28431932
Anyway yeah you got me, its me OP
>pay 400 more euros the next night
>she doesnt want to talk so we just watch tv
>best night of my life
>>28431962
OP you paid 220 to not sleep with a whore you know how pathetic that is?
saw a post like this on reddit
>lonely dude buys hooker
>they probably fuck i forget
>he buys her a couple times to just take her out on dates/hang out
>she stays longer than usual
>asks if he needs to pay her more
>she says she likes hanging out and doesnt have to keep paying him
>>28431179
He cucked himself and paid to do it!
This is where the rage comes in. If he wants to have a sexless "sensitive" relationship, fine. Don't pay for a whore.
