What is the gayest thing you've ever done/that's happened to you?
My best friend and I used to practice holding hands and kissing.
>>28426276
I've sucked five dicks in my life, kissed a bunch of dudes, and crossdress about once a week.
>>28426276
>>28427419
noi homoi tho.
>be 6
>older brother 8
>he sees dad watching what i can only presume to be porn
>wants to try it on me
>calls it the "penis in butt game"
>naive don't know anything about gay buttsex
>haha it tickles
>we take turns
>flacid the whole time, think its funny as fuck
>fast forward 14 years later
>mfw
i daydream about getting turned into a woman and all of my male friends getting turned on and gang raping me like a sexual object, it makes my heart flutter with happiness
i also once shoved a giant pickle up my ass
>>28427498
you should kill your brother desu desu
I was in a cuck situation as the other guy, and the bf was very close and affectionate with me. Holding, hugging, rubbing, kissing, and he even touched and held onto my dick.
It was uncomfortable and scary even because he could have taken me if he wanted, and I had to ask not to be and remind that.
When I was young and went to a friend's house he told me we will play this game where we take our pants down and hump each other I had no idea what we're doing and I didn't feel anything sexual
I have a tranny gf and I would fuck a girly enough trap. I guess being a literal homo is the gayest thing I've done.
I met a guy off /soc/ and we drank beer and smoked weed and I fucked him in the ass
>>28426276
>8th grade
>a girl snatched my fancy cool fuzzy flamingo pen to look at it
>I quickly reach to grab it
>she turns away
>accidentally touched her boob
THAT'S IT. I'M LIKE A LESBIAN KV
>>28427969
please be my girlfriend
pleas respon
I sucked a dick, and got mine sucked.
I want to do it again.
Am in Ontario if there are any takers ITT.
>>28426276
I am currently stuck in a chastity device while my bf is gone for the week because bf is an unbalanced controlling robot who says "all twinks are whores, I dont trust you" because his ex-boyfriend cheated on him.
He repeated that right before he made me put it on and left. Did you know that it feels like shit to sleep with these things on? Night boners are killer.
I wish I wasnt a co-dependent bitchboy.
I jacked off while smelling the precum stains on my underwear and imagined it was an anon's.
>>28427969
Tits or gtfo
Fihfrigdtjjf
>>28426276
I got into a really nice friendship while I was younger and since I never had any friends I thought we were just friends and shit but he kinda wanted something more and some times he would get touchy, I didn't want him to stop being my friend so I kinda let it happen.
Then I started feeling really bad about it since I didn't want to be gay which made me think if I was a girl it wouldn't be gay and he wouldn't stop being my friend if I let him do anything he wanted with me.
Now I'm a lonely guy with a lot of issues and probably a tranny in denial after these last years with those fucked up feelings.
Highschool was hell, I shouldn't have let him do things to me. This shit scarred me and I'm super confused about myself to the point I don't talk to anyone other than my parents, well other than posting on 4chan but that's not really human contact to begin with.
I was at a rock show and these guys were playing. A song I really like comes on and I get into it and sing/yell along. Midway in the song there is a part with a long yell, so I look at up at the singer and yell along too.
Since it was a pretty small room, he saw me and got real close to my face as we were both yelling in unison. He got so close, our lips kind of touched. It was really weird.
Got my dick sucked by a guy on two separate occasions while drunk. Shit was cash.
>>28426276
Sucked my cousin's dick when we were kids :0
I got princess carried by my friend once. I'm only 100 lbs and he's nearly twice that.
>>28427940
That went sexual quick.
When I was younger there was a kid on my street who probably grew up gay who always asked to see our group's dicks, so there was multiple flashing going on between different people at different times.
Thought it was pretty gay even though there was no touching, but y'all have done full on dick sucking so nevermind.
When I was 16 I was working at this grocery store and some other dude that was like 20 something started hitting on mw. Fucking weird stuff, like I was pishing a caet and he'd stand jump on it and look at me in a silly way. Fucking uncomfortable as shit. He even messaged me on facebook even though I never added him asking me about some shit I told him about school or whatever. Fuck off Tim.
>>28429768
Jesus time to go to bed for me cya guys
>>28429768
Holy shit yeah. The amount of creeps who approached me on the internet was crazy. I was internet safety aware, though. So nothing happened.
When I turned 18 that seemed to all stop, though. Should tell you something. I still looked young, too. Nowadays I've either gotten ugly or I now look older because nobody hits on me online now. May also do with the fact I don't post my picture much due to stuff that happened like that.
>>28426276
My friends dad asked to suck my dick.Boy did that kill my high
>>28429387
>I'm only 100 lbs
post pics
>>28429852
I am gay as fuck but that would kill my high like no other. WAAAY TO much for me to deal with while inebriated.
>>28428039
Where in Ontario? Southern Ontario?
I worked part time at a pharmacy when I was 15-18 after school. Was a late bloomer so even though i was 15 I looked 12, didn't help that I was short as shit. Anyway the pharmacist there was a total creep, guy was like late 30's maybe 40 at most. Always touchy feely with you like he had to put his hand on your shoulder when talking to you. now to the story, remember the shit like it was yesterday because of how it creeped me out so bad.
I was stocking shelves like I did everyday and straightening the shit that was out of place when he walked up on me. Put his hand on my shoulder and started talking like he always did. This is where shit gets creepy because I was stocking the condoms and he just started talking about them "you know these things always feel like they got in the way. they never fit just right ether, they are always too tight or a little too loose. yeah, nothing beats going raw". but all while talking about condoms he went from having his hand on my shoulder to running his index finger from my back of my neck down along my spin to my ass and gave it a small smack then walked off.
needless to say I reported this to my manager minutes later and she thought i was bullshitting til she and the store owner went over the security cameras and saw that he really did do this creepy shit.
>>28430043
lel
what happened to the guy?
sucked and got my peepee sucked by my older cousin when i was like 7
idk if gay, just your average molestation story
Oh and I also got butt naked with my buddy under the covers as a kid. That was an awkward day when my mom walked in.
>>28430311
Sucks about the molestation, I wouldn't count it as truly gay as it was probably forced on you.
The naked thing, even I've done that. Friend and I got naked and jumped on the bed. I think its a typical childhood troublemaking/curiosity thing. So I think you're all good.
>>28430145
he got fired pretty much on the spot, the hell do you think would happen after that?
>>28428039
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When I was a kid, I would get naked with my friend at his place and we'll rub our erect dicks against each other
>My first kiss was with a boy in middle school.
>I fantasized about homosex with the class fag
>I crossdressed sometimes in highschool
>I had a couple girlfriends but didn't have sex with them.
Worst of all
>I was in the high school musical
>>28426276
>city boy, 18 years old
>experimenting with drugs, getting a taste for opiates and benzos.
>couple of vics/percs/footballs is my tolerance.
>through a dude at work find a connect for fentanyl patches and xanax footballs an hour away in some bumfuck nowhere "city"
>show up at the dude's house, he's mid 50s, beginning stages of obesity, creepy vibe right away.
>porn is on via dvd player
>start the transaction. Buy 5 patches and 20 footballs.
>do half a patch right away and this dude starts feeding me free xanax I didn't buy, >I'm not realizing what he's trying to do yet
>I make a comment about how dedicated the girl is to sucking dick.
>He's sitting about foot away from me across the room in from of tv.
>right after I make that comment he leans in, looks me in the eyes, licks his lips and very eagerly says "ever had a guy suck your dick?"
>I tell him that I'm not into that.
>get my shit and start heading to the door.
>he's surprised I can stand up. I'm stumbling but I feel like I need to get out of there
>somehow limp my car to the gas station and get 2 energy drinks. drink up and drive like a maniac home.
Only later I realized how lucky I was to have a naturally strong opiate and benzo tolerance because what I took was enough to put two dudes out and for him to go Afrika Bambaataa on their booties.
I dry humped my friend to orgasm while he was asleep when I was like 12.
>>28431075
He wasn't asleep.
Ordinal for g.
Making out with someone same sex.
That's prolly it really
Just lots of kissing and touching :b
>>28428995
Is your namefrank?
>>28426276
Replying to this thread
>>28430984
you make me wonder about that kinda-faggy drama kid from my school
his name was jonnathan i think
>>28431075
will you be my boyfriend anon
you are very cute
>>28427498
>be around 7
>older neighbor is like 10
>wants to play doctor
>plays around with my dick
a gay guy hit on me a bunch of times. he backed down the second time i said "i'm not gay, gtfo"
Oh I just remembered this.
In first grade when I was like 6 or 7 years old before I knew about sex parts. I tickled another boys dick in school thinking that it was sensitive and would make him laugh. I think I did it to a couple boys actually. I remember chanting "I know where you're ticklish."
The teacher brought me to the principal's office to make sure that I wasn't getting molested at home or something and that I know you're not supposed to touch people's dicks.
In high school I was also on the wrestling team in a totally non-sexual way, really I promise. It was just fun self defense practice.
I know a lolicon who is really shy and awkward. I like to call him a pedophile and tell him how I want to breed him while looking at loli hentai, which is true.
If he was near me and I was horny I would push down onto the bed or floor, load up some Rustle and start fucking him HARD. Faggot pedophiles need to be taught a lesson.
>>28430984
>I fantasized about homosex with the class fag
same
my first and only hookup was with a guy because i was really horny. im not gay though
>>28426276
got molested
>>28431496
faggot! lol kill yourself.
>>28431473
I want to penetrate you really deep anon
>>28431566
Penetrate me in what way?
>tfw you get hit on by fags all the fucking time
every time i see a fag, he has to hit on me
take the other day for example. i go out to this deli shop to get a sausage roll and hot chocolate for lunch and this faggot at the counter literally starts batting his eye lids at me and keeps looking over to me while making my drinks. he had the same body language of a girl. then when i go to grab my stuff he pauses and stares at me (waiting for me to make eye contact with him) then does this girly as fuck wave and says "have a nice day! :D ^_^"
life would've been much easier if was born a fag and not an autist.
>>28426276
Stuck it in a virgin guys ass then realized I wasn't gay and ran off
>>28431590
yourmouth
>tfw wasn't in your class
>>28431596
>tfw you get hit on by fags all the time
It's just my luck the only people who notice me are faggotsand ugly women
>>28431624
sounds like one of chads whacky adventures
>>28431642
I might let yourfoodpenetrate my mouth but only if you're good atcooking
>>28431596
what's your height/weight? also looks out of 10?
would really help me understand something
>>28431596
>>28431645
i get hit on by ugly women too. ugly women, fatties, fags and believe it or not, "lesbians"
ive 2 or 3 bi girls from memory come on to me. one bi girl started hooking up with me in front of her girlfriend (she only did it because my friend told her he'd get with her later if she got with me).
tfw you are a charity case
Swordfight with cousin when we were kids. I'm glad he's never brought it up, I would probably kill myself on the spot.
one time I was scrolling on the front page of /r9k/ and this thread popped up
>>28431688
i'm 6'2 and 105 kgs. i used to lift back in the day so i've still got some shape to me. ive been rated as low as 7 and as high as 9.5 by girls i used to know IRL.
>>28431691
>>28431682
M-my mother was a 5* chef so I learned a few things....your lewdness was out of my league anyway ;_;
>>28431691
>ugly women
There's this busted looking mexican chick who always says hi to me when I go to my weedman's apartments. She keeps trying to engage me in longer conversations everytime.
>>28431717
pics? (body of course)
I want to see what aesthetic you have
>>28431596
>tfw so ugly no one hits on you
>Not Gays, Not Single moms, not fat indians
>Literally no one
Why was I born an inferior loser
>>28431731
another one of chads whacky adventures woohoo xD
>>28431691
>>28431731
well as much as people tend to hit on me, i can't really respond because im clinically, socially retarded.
once some hot as fuck qt short girl hit on me at this party years back. i was walking around and she says "ooooh heyyyyy...you must be anon..." and I say "yeah, so fucking what?" and then storm off. my chad ex best friend was talking to her and they were both like wtf?? O_o and then my chad ex best friend tells me she wanted to get with me and i was completely oblivious to her signals.
i *CAN* read body language, i just have very low sensitivity to it and ive had to learn/memorize it over years of failure.
>>28431743
i dont have any pics. i haven't taken pics of my self since i was 19, lel.
google "built fat", that's exactly where I am now.
I have fat but shape underneath. broad shoulders, built up pecs, thick quads, etc. also my head/face is really manly. not even just saying that, i can see it and that's what people have told me. I look very macho but i definitely do not behave macho. I behave like an auspastic.
>tfw you were meant to be a chad but your DNA got fucked and you turned out auspastic
In the 2nd grade some kid came up and kissed me on the lips and ran off, though I felt nothing. I never told any teacher and I don't think anyone saw but it was just fucking weird.
>>28431753
>tfw girls say they like you but you don't talk enough
FUCK YOU!!!!
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used to go over to a friends house to shove action figures up our asses, think we did something to each others dicks but I forgot what it was. Maybe I knew what happened but a part of me just wants to forget.
>when i was 9 took a shower with another kid my age at his house because his mom asked us too while we were playing video games or some shit
nothing gay happened but it was kind of weird looking back on it
also stuck a banana up my ass and thrusted it in and out but that was years later
ill never forget the time i accidentally grabbed my friends ass in the 7th grade
no backstory he was just leaning over and i thought it was his back
>>28433098
did you liked it?
he did?
Gayest thing I ever did was read through this thread.
When I was 14 I swallowed 2 college guys creamy.
>>28433194
And you're just the third person to make that joke! Congratulations!
>>28428039
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I turned myself into a tranny with hormones. Shit was cash.
Had a guy lay on top of me in bed and I locked my legs around his waist while kissing. It was kinda gay I'll admit.
When i was a kid:
>my friend sucked my dick
>i sucked his dick
>he played with my dick and balls
>i played with his dick and balls
>i played with his ass
>if i won in some game, i could do whatever i wanted with him, and if he won, he could do whatever he wanted with me (most of the time was things like "stay naked in front of me" o "let me touch you whenever i want")
Because of this shit, i also played with the ass of another friend who wasn't into this kind of things, His face of embarrassment at the verge of tears is something that torments me every night.
played footsies with a girl in grade school
>but anon, how is that gay?
fuck if I know. it's the gayest thing I could come up with.
>>28433598
That's actually the gayest thing in this thread desu
>>28426276
Existing, obviously
>>28426276
kids these days thanks to phones get to experience porn in fucking privacy as it should be god damit.
Back when i was 8 i got introduced to sex way before my friends because a friends older brother kicked him out of the computer room to show something to his friend, they notticed me there and said hey anon, want to see something cool.
No gay sex was involved but i attempted to jack off using the computer one weeked afternoon while the maid was looking after me and got punihed for a month for something i did not know was wrong.
I also played show you mine show me yours in the middle of class under the table, closest i ever got to getting laid
>>28431835
The same thing happened to me, dude.
>going in to class from recess
>faggot kid runs up alongside me and tries to kiss my cheek but kisses my hair
>runs off laughing
>peers point and laugh
it doesnt really count if youre an actual faggot, does it?
Got the succ from a tranny, i didn't cum though
Periodically fondled the huge disproportionate to body fat boobs of a male friend (he was regular fat kid, but his tits were at least double G cups)in 7th grade, never talked about it again, ever
Btw, he used to dress as woman sometimes and was sick on the head, imperial tard-tier sometimes)
>>28434260
Cont.
Once he even did let me masturbate with his holy cow tits. I do women, but those were THE tits, so warm, soft, so huge, remembering those monsters makes me hard again, mi las ex-gf was a G cup, fattie to the same extent but with colder body temp, not the same (2nd best tits btw)
>>28434436
Will you kindly go away, normie?
>>28434453
fuck off stupid frogposter
"normies" at least have interesting stories to tell because they realize that things other than their keyboard and monitor exist and interact with them
>>28434482
Ah boo boo.
>Coming to this board while not belonging on it
I'll never understand it.
>>28434507
I've been here since 2010. I bet you're some reddit fag who heard about le EPIC SEKRIT VIRGIN CLUB on r/foreveralone or some similarly cancerous place
>>28434541
Nnnope, I'll never understand why they do it.
>>28430984
what is it with drama fags?
theyre always ultra faggots or alpha hetero super menthe gayest thing ive done was fellate my friend and let him fucc my boipucci
>>28433542
me and my friend did the same thing when we were kids
anon do you happen to be gay or straight?
>>28434799
>people did this a lot
W-why did I miss out ;_;
>>28434893
it all starts with truth or dare anon
>>28434799
To be honest, i don't know, i like girls and the idea of being with a man is normally repulsive to me, but when i'm horny i don't really care anymore.
>>28435247
Im just curious, do you happen to live in Georgia?
>>28435283
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>>28426276
when I was 6 my mom's friend put us both in a bath together and left. My friend made fun of my uncut dick and then his mom came back. the end
>>28426276fucked my ass with a pink dildo for some anon
>>28434587
I think in my case I got to prance around on stage like a faggot but say "I'm just acting bro"
>>28426276
Told my boyfriend I love him after he creampied my ass
Had a gay guy try to hook up with me at a club, and a gay guy try to get me to take some pills with him at a music festival.
>tfw life would be so much more fun if you were gay or bi
Payed some guy to suck me off under my desk while I looked at pictures of a girl I liked back in high school.
When I was 9 I was friends with a 14 year old and he brought his friend over to my apartment when my ma wasnt home. We were sitting around talking and the talk got to the subject of dicks and one of them pulled his out and was like your turn haha. I refused and that was the end of it. I'm glad I didnt get raped
>>28431475
>implying he wouldn't like it
This is painful to write but w/e. Gay and incest beware
>Be like 12
>sheltered and sperg as fuck
>coerce my younger brother (5 years younger) to roleplay various roles scenarios like a game
>mostly just pretending to just kick ass in the woods or fight with swords or w/e
>for some reason roleplay a dance in a castle, with me as a knight and him as a lady
>trap out my younger brother in my older sisters clothes and skirt
>tell him "now we go to bed"
>turn out the lights begin undressing him and feeling him up
>get hard (I don't know why)
>rub my penis on his back and butt underneath the skirt
>feelsgoodman so soft
>shoot cum out on the skirt and panic
>rip it off tell him to gtfo to his room as he cries
>tell him to not talk about it or I will hurt him
We have NEVER spoken again about this and I am 100% not gay. No idea why I did it and will go to the grave keeping it a secret.
>>28437861
>I am 100% not gay
Sure doesn't sound like it anon
>>28437861
lmao
oh my god, you fucking degenerate
>>28427867
Same desu originalia familia
When I was 12 or 13 me and my friend went camping and one thing led to another when suddenly I'm butt naked and he's probing my ass with a flashlight while playing with my ballsack. It was super gay.
If given the chance id suck my friend's dick
in highschool a gay guy asked me if I was jacking it in the bathroom (I was.) he was just entering as I was leaving so I assumed he didnt know and was asking me for sex in a weird way. I stopped for a second before saying no and leaving before he could respond
had I not just came I may have tried my luck
>don't jerk off for a week
>don't go with family on vacation
>spend 3 days dressed as a girl even though makeup is hard as shit
>anally masturbate 2 times a day
>>28426276
Up until i was about 9 i used to pee with my friend in the same toilet and cross streams.
>mfw i'm circumcised and he's not
>mfw I would call his dick an elephant because it looked like an elephant's trunk
>lose weight
>notice I'm much more flexible than before
>try to suck my own dick
>succeed
>my dick is in my mouth
>regret immediately
>>28431492
Sure you're not.
held hands with a friend while laying in his bed under blankets
no homo though
>>28434893
I dunno. It's common. At that age you're not aware and embarrassed about it. Yeah, its usually losing a bet or truth or dare. Was no dick sucking for me, just streaking.
>>28433598
That is the gayest thing in this thread.
Even me letting my dick sucked by male ant eaters is less gay than what you did.
>>28440782
Yes! Crossfire! I've did this before too. Wrote shit on the wall while pissing with my friend too.
Other than that my friend asked to see my dick once, then he showed me his, same friend dared me to show my ass during a truth or dare game.
Yet I end up gay he ended up straight, and thats the gayest shit I've ever done.
>>28431753
>tfw even online
>tfw they stop talking to you when they see your pic.
>>28426276
I'm a friendless kv, but I frequently jerk it to yaoi/shota doujins.
I also use to eat my seamen when I had a nice body cause I found myself attractive.
Me and my cousin used to practice for girls for several years, at first just touching each others junk but it turned into us fucking each other in the ass all the time. I also fucked my friends face while he "slept".
>>28426276
I kissed a guy and also I exclusively jerk off to shota every other day. My heart flutters when I see cute guys and I fantasize about being able to rub my hands all over a qt skelly's chest.
Fingered and put a vibrating bullet up my asshole a few times, swallowed a full load of cum twice. Still see myself as straight though
>>28427498
Similar thing happened to me in middle school, though with a friend and we both knew what it kind of gay. Discussion came up while we were watching some redhead chick getting fucked in the butt while watching porn. We both joked about trying it on each other, but we both could tell we were half-serious.
We just end up fucking each other after school daily until like HS.
I don't even consider myself gay though, nor am I attracted to dudes. I just didn't give a fuck and was happy just to have my young virgin dick in anything.
>>28431596
>sausage roll and hot chocolate
>>28426276
Actually gay so, original comment
>>28426276
Fap to trap doujins and get boners from really cute traps. I want to stop.
Fucked my ass with a toothbrush 'til anal orgasm (face down ass up) while watching sissy videos, then I immediately got on the floor and slurped up all the cum. Pretty gay.
With others though nothing gay's really happened to me, I just got my ass groped once by a gay guy. Felt bad man. I didn't want it, I was literally just existing, there was nothing gay about the moment.
>>28426276
Met a guy on Craigslist, sucked his cock and cuddled afterwards. No homo
>>28426276
Met a guy on Craigslist, sucked his cock and cuddled afterwards. No homo
(This exact comment has been posted before apparently)
