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Since everybody but me is at the prom right now, I'v be decided I'm gonna spend the time doing something better
I'm trying to create THE perfect Robot's pizza
>inb4 dirty
OK let's get the dough going
>>28404537
Good luck my man, make sure to keep us posted. What are your plans so far (toppings, crust, sauce etc)?
Ok now we can start putting some sauce on it
>>28404563
And now the thread is ruined. Fuck off tripfag
>>28404537
>>28404563
>>28404603
You better be putting pineapple on it or I'm not eating it.
>>28404613
He is using it responsibly.
Tripcode is different from the other Pizza, he might not have realized.
OP, make some garlic butter and cover the dough in it.
>butter
>mix garlic in
>parsley if you have it
>>28404593
First ingredient, a few mushrooms I already chopped into pieces
Sorry for shit light will try to fix
>>28404613
That's the op using a tripcode properly, newfriendo.
>>28404628
>pizza with fruits
no thnx
>>28404643
>>28404644
no, you FOOL
>>28404644
Looking good so far senpai.
Second ingredient, fresh chicken breast fucked up into pieces and pre-cooked
OK, now let's cut up some jalapenos to add a little spice
>>28404721
>chicken pizza
already ruined.
>>28404721
that
that's not chiken
they're clipped nails, aren't they
>>28404773
there's mold in your cutting board
Make sure you chock that motherfucker up with cheese!
>>28404537
Cum on it /thread also trip fag
>>28404773
I've never cut jalapenos before and I wasn't sure how to cut them so I just cut them into little pieces
>>28404773
You are a fucking slob M8
>>28404857
>OP uses tripcode properly
>fag
stop
>>28404882
Now touch your penis with unwashed hand make this thread exciting you piece of shit
>>28404857
>trip fag
>in his own thread
newfag detected
>>28404882
i thought you were only supposed to eat the seeds
>>28404921
wow that truly is
i n s i d e o u s
OK the Jalapenos are in, at this point I think it would be good to add some cheese
>>28404945
thata actually a good idea to put the cheese after the toppings like a warm blanket
Fine thread OP.
Godspeed.
WEW LAD
>>28404945
No matter how good you make that pizza or what you add to it, it wont compare to prom or fucking a tight pussy OP just remember that with each bite, while Chad is slaying you are on /r9k/ by self
>>28404945
What I found in my fridge was Mozzarella cheese and some other cheese
>>28404882
wrong m8 you were suposed to cut them into slices not chop entirely
>>28404537
Whats with all the trip faggots today?
>>28404986
>off the block
kek
>>28404986
Please post a picture of your qt girlpenis
>chicken instead of pepperoni or sausage
nigga what are you doing?
>>28404986
Walmart poor fag detected
>>28405010
Pretty fucking gay senpai
>>28404986
Yo post that butthole
Alright the cheese is there
Now I think we should add some good ol' pepperoni
>>28405026
>oh hey, I recognize that value brand
>shit, how do I let every one know that I know
>walmart... uhhh.
>walmart poorfag detected!
>ha, now everyone knows that I, an anonymous stranger, knows where OP shops
>>28405054
Dude clean your fucking poor mans stove christ, I can only imagine how much you bathe
Take a photo of your whole kitchen, I want to asses your possible contamination risks
>>28405054
>performs tasks and takes/uploads pictures all within 3 minutes
cmon OP, we already know you've eaten the pizza.
>>28404537
Did you even wash your fucking hands?
>>28405054
I love this thread anon.
#Make/r9k/GreatAgain
>>28404537
Post pictures of ya place I want to see how filthy it is, how fat are you is that a pizza for one?
not gonna lie that pizza looks pretty good, even though OP is a subhuman tripcunt
>>28405104
i have a solution
timestamp the pizza
>>28405026
I called a "robot's pizza" for a reason
Anyway, pepperoni is done
>>28405199
/r9k/ used to be full of quality threads like this
Thank you for giving me some hope anon.
Don't listen to these endless faggots,
>>28405199
That t actually looks pretty good now, ill just try to forget what's under the cheese.
Now let's put this Jew into the oven
Will be ready in 20 minutes
This for sure was better than going to prom
>>28405229
>>quality threads
>just a guy making pizza
guess its easy to appease you knuckle draggers.
>>28405245
The pizza looks tasty. But tell me, why aren't you going to the prom?
>>28405294
10x better than the countless tfwnogf threads
>so fucking hungry.
You better eat the whole shit OP
>>28405317
>he asks a robot why he isn't going to prom
What the frick is going on here
>>28404537
Where are you fgt, I want a slice
>>28405317
>why aren't you going to the prom?
holyfrickingheck
>>28405317
why do you thinkno one to go with, even if i went i would stand in the corner alone
I'm lightweight pumped for the final product desu
>>28405384
you've been usurped
>>28405463
I'll slurp u anon.
>>28404628
>pineapple
Fucking meme toping
Piss off ledit boy
Fuck robots!!!!
I totally forgot I also had some ground beef
Never eaten a pizza with beef but I wanted to experiment
Well it's too late know but it's all good
Wi use the beef to make tacos tomorrow
Could you send a pic of it in the oven right now? I want to see how its doing.
>>28405383
>>28405423
I went to mine too. Of course it sucked, I had no date and I only sat at my table for 2 hours, but I don't regret going there because being at home is even more depressing
>>28405438
>no one to go with
I'm glad I live in europe. No one cares if you have a prom date here because people only bring one if it's their gf/bf
Would be really neat to have an R9K cooking show. Just like some autistic kids making food and shit.
>>28405577
It's already a show.
>Diners,Drive ins, and Dives
>>28405099
>>28405136
If you insist
And that pizza is for me and my girlfriend and a bunch of friends obviously...hint: just me
>>28405577
So cool they have an entire board for that right faggot? /ck/
>>28405623
Do we get a cock shot and butthole pic too?
>>28405623
Thanks for the pic cool ranch is legit, can we get a tour of ya house?
You better burn the pizza. All that work turning to shit is what makes a robot.
>>28405652
his parents are probably home so he will have to sneak one in the bathroom
>>28405711
Thats fine by me I mean no homo ofc
>>28405623
Whats up with that middle drawr and why so many coffe pots?
>>28405623
>party size
I'd share the pizza with you if I could
>>28405623
Will you make a reviewbrah esque food review of your pizza?
It's time........
Orgnlcmt
>>28405623
You going to use that glitter?
>>28405707
semi-burnt pizza is delicious though mmmmm
>>28404977
>you make a pizza with all the toppings
>on Chad's dick she's furiously hopping
OK robots and fembots, this is the final product
I've decided it didn't have enough cheese so I put a little more mozzarella on tip, it will melt from the heat
>>28404657
>what is tomato?
>>28405294
When the fuck have you made a pizza for us, cunt
>>28405852
that actually looks alright
good job
>>28405852
Looks good to me. I'm hungry now.
now cut us up all a slice :^)
>>28405873
looks very delicious
did you make the dough by your self or buyed one in the supermarket?
>>28405873
This.
OP is a god for making such an ebin thread
Looks tasty, wish I could have a slice
The only thing more pathetic then OP not going to prom and making a thread is all you faggots watching him
>>28405913
see thiss'un here
>>28405873
>>28405624
>>28405913
Leddit is the other way internet police
36 posters
make 36 slices
>>28405852
It's very crispy and not dowy, which is what I was going for
Crispy pizza is the best
>>28405294
4chan was once a place for Original Content, newfag.
>>28405913
normalswine pls go
>>28405852
Good job OPizza
Fuck the normies, you made this a night to remember in your own way
>>28405944
Very nice. What temperature did you use and how long did you have it in the oven?
>>28404721
>chicken breast on pizza
My nigga
>>28405852
Fucking OP, now I want some Pizza too
>>28405944
m8 I'd eat that pizza with you
>>28404882
>he didn't scrape out the seeds and white shit
>>28405902
I made it myself
>>28405294
>ledditor is mad about his dat boi, pepe and BBC threads not getting enough upreplies
>>28405906
Here's a slice for you
>>28405852
This has been easily the best thread of the day. Glad you could share your pizza making with us anon
>>28405516
> meme topping
ffs i love this
>>28405623
Are you the dude who posted a thread forcing us to choose between Jalepeno Kettle chips and Dorito's bbq ranch party size shit?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>28405961
400F, 20 min
>>28406053
That's a big slice
>>28406072
how does the pizza taste tho? my homemade pizza always looks and tastes like shit but yours looks really nice
>>28406053
>not a trap thread, manlet, dicklet, blackbot, or "fembot" thread
Nice job, robot. It's good to know that I can enjoy an r9k thread once in a while. The pizza looks delicious.
I wish there were more threads, it might be stupid but I really enjoy watching people do shit step by step, makes me feel like I'm taking part in those old cooking/craft shows from the 90s.
>>28406071
Yes that was me !!
ORIGNAL KOOMMENT
>>28405180
Shut up. Trips have their time and place. this is one of them. now shh and go back to lurking.
>>28406053
(smiles)Hey,that's pretty good.
>>28406053
My internet post affected what was on someone's screen on another continent
Quality thread OP, well done
Also pizza looks delicious, good job.
>>28405852
> and fembots
you're meme-ing right?
Posting in a quality, original thread. OP is not a fag for once, enjoy your pizza.
>>28406102
That's nice.
I was the dude who posted the sheep in front of a museum.
You're doing gods work anon.
Godspeed.
>>28406125
>(smiles)
no
>>28406080
For all of us.
>>28406080
It's a big slice For You.
>>28406053
Can I get mine with double poison?
>>28406232
Alright, I'll make a double jalapeno slice for you.
Anyone else like putting crushed up Doritos in their sandwiches and pizza (and sometimes tacos)?
Idk why Op didn't
>>28404793
mold is harmless.
Blue cheese has more health benefits than most other cheeses, and is full of delicious mold.
>>28406232
>not ordering an extra dose of morphine
>>28404793
If you're talking about the tiny black stuff that's from cutting mushrooms
>>28406003
>He didn't remove the spicy parts what a fag
>>28406256
It doesnt work that way. Mold can be extremely dangerous or harmless depending on the species. Some species are so dangerous that merely being in the same room with a good amount of it can be lethal, others can be eaten safely. Works the same way with bacteria.
>>28406080
"That's a big slice"
"For you"
>>28406356
This maymay's a bit stale
>>28406003
The only reason to do that is if you're putting it in a dish where the texture would be ruined or if it would kill the flavor
This is pizza, anon
>>28406378
like OP's pizza in the morning
>>28405522
Post tacos
>>28406403
I hope OP eats all his pizza right now.
I'm imagining he's eating for all of us.
>>28405744
The red one is a water boiler
>>28406450
If OP eats the whole pizza, will he die?
Alright ate half of it and can't eat anymore, will put the rest im the fridge for tomorrow
>tfw no gf to eat the 2nd half
>>28406341
>the species
Food mold is rarely toxic.
>tfw going to prom with my oneitis in a week
>>28406511
>not leaving it out overnight and eating the rest in the morning
You have to age it in the proper conditions, like a fine wine.
>>28406511
but what did it taste like?
>tfw no pizza making boypussy bf
>>28406507
I think it might cause a significant amount of discomfort.
>>28406547
It was really good, obviously a lot better than all those fast joints like little Caesars since everything was fresh and done by me.
The dough was crispy but not too crispy that you have to bite really hard
I dont know what else to say, it was good
>>28406569
I reckon he's a man of significant proportions.
>not eating the whole thing in one sitting.
>fucking casual
>>28406531
so happy for you anon :^) I'm sure you'll have a great time.
>>28406511
>>28406582
You have failed me, fool:
>>28406450
>>28404721
Adding chicken breast instead of tendies. Fucking faggot
>>28406592
For the moral subject that the person replying to my queries might find in himself.
>>28406653
If you lifted more you'd get a pretty good body.
Also your jawline is not bad at all.
>>28406592
I'm actually a skelly, posted a pic of my body in this very thread to disprove that im fat but deleted it shortly after since people might accuse me of attention whoring
>>28404644
You already fucked up right here
>>28406530
Of course not lol. Its unlikely to kill you but a for example a eating piece of bread that has a lot of mold growth will definitely make you sick and will require a hospital visit, and can even cause permanent damage (although the damage itself is usually minor in severity).
Trace amounts are unlikely to cause a problems, but its a bad idea to let it cultivate.
This obviously doesnt apply to mold that is intended to be there (bleu cheese).
>>28406764
Fugged up with a grammar a bit here.
>>28406715
>posts a pic then deletes it then points out how he posted it and deleted it so that people wouldn't think he's an attention whore
>>28406790
It was a relevant explanation to the reply
>>28406604
>Implying I was serious and not just trying to ruse lonely anons
brb pizza done
>that time on r9k when OP wasn't a faggot
>Are you thinking what im thinking?
plot twist: it was a cyanide pizza and this was actually a suicide thread. RIP in pepperoni, OP.
good thread OP. Better than the average shit that gets posted here.
>>28407083
But why wouldn't he eat the pizza and the cyanide separately? Because it is said in some suicide notes that cyanide tastes acrid, not an enjoyable flavor to be adding to your pizza. Whereas if he took it separately he could still enjoy his pizza.
>>28406715
I love you even if you have a dick?
>>28405852
Nice Pizza OP. Thanks!
>>28404537
I hope that with every bite you thought of the fact that every piece of pizza that you swallow your oneitis swallows Chad's cum at the prom
>>28407307
Forget the question mark.
Wow, I was going to bitch about yet another prolly underage prom thread, but this was actually quite pleasant. Have a nice night OP.
>>28406511
>>28406053
>>28405944
>>28405852
>>28405623
>tfw the kitchen and the pizza pad is so similar to mine that I even went to check if there was a pizza magically left on the oven
Now, I feel like making a frozen pizza or something
>>28405180
>even though OP is a subhuman tripcunt
>Uses faggot pictures of dogs and is an avatar fag in general.
Kill yourself.
>>28408081
explain to me how that is faggot picture of a doggo
>>28408285
ur a real fucker u know that
>>28408329
Posting an emergency pup
>>28408329
>forgetting to sage
>>28404977
Prom was amazing but if I'm being honest this pizza looks even better faggot
>>28404973
Are you fucking retarded?
Normally toppings go under the cheese anyways.
>>28408880
>toppings
>under the cheese
>top
>under
>>28408905
wew lad. Nice one
this honestly went from being one of the best threads on /r9k/ to one of the worst in the span of like an hour
>>28409078
The thread's basically dead now anyway.
>>28406072
can't imagine how this would be good. Way too much dough and way too low a temp. 100g of dough and 600f for 8 mins is closer.
