Cool stories
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Post cool stories from 4chan.
I remember this one dude who posted here, who lived in a third world shithole and apprenticed under a docter and learned to be a medfag without formal education. That was pretty cool. Too bad I didn't screenshot it.
Anyway, post away.
>pic unrelated, I got nothing
bumpadoodledadooo
aye bump, this sounds interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs
I hope someone has this one:
It's a story about a robot who worked at Subway and sometimes forgot what the ingredients (tomatoes, lettuce, etc.) were called. He had to make a sandwich for a black woman and at the moment, he mistook baby corn for lettuce and mashed the corn into her sandwich.
It's probably the best story I've read on here. My summary doesn't do it justice.
>>28398671
There was this one where this guy did a bunch of drugs and it fucked his brain up, he then posted a few days in a row shitty rap lyrics, he said this angry black man was screaming rap lyrics outloud to him and he couldnt make it stop, I think he also went to the mental health hospital do to this
>>28400034
I didnt know subway ever had corn in their ingredients? Pretty sure they dont
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>>28400067
Wtf made this become an /x/-themed thread. OP said cool stories cunts, not /r/nosleep faggotry.
>>28398671
My best friend walked in on me fapping to strait porn, he has a key to my apartme t didnt really care just tolled him I'm jacking so he laughed should be coming back in a bit for drinks and vidya
>>28398671
I fucked my GF last night, its pretty normal but to you its cool as fuck I bet faggot
>>28400122
Post something then you little faggot and both those arent /x/ themed you need to lurk more
>>28400084
I don't think so either but the story was funny either way.
>sometimes it's fun to pretend
VERY ORIGINAL POST DESU FAMALAMADINDONG EBIN
No google, I am a robot but I'm just lying to you
Goddamn I love the 4chan X dump feature
I was actually in the /b/ thread where the OP strangled that woman. I only go to /b/ like every two months when I'm bored so it was odd that I actually managed to lurk when something ebin happened
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>>28400679
5.5/10 story. Barely passes, but amusing enough that it wasn't a complete waste of my time.
Post more.
>>28400679
Post the strangle thread pls, or tell the story if you don't have a screencap.
>>28401086
Don't have a screencap, basically
>OP starts a thread on /b/ with a timestamped picture of a very pale woman with her eyes closed (sorta looked like this radiohead cover, I think someone made a shoop of the cover with her picture in the thread) and a text along the lines of "I didn't expect strangling her to be so hard. Her son will be home in a few hours and will find the body"
>people go apeshit
>OP posts a few more pics and tells people to watch the news
Just google "4chan murderer" and you should find more info
>>28401086
Not that guy but it's got pictures and descriptions of a murdered woman, anyone posting it would be banned instantly. Liveleak has a screencap if you're really interested.
>>28401210
Why exactly would one get banned for that? Or do you mean just on /r9k/? I would assume you wouldn't get banned on /b/ for that stuff.
>>28401196
Holy shit yeah, I remember that. I've seen that a few times but I glossed over it because I thought it was one of those gore/rekt threads. God damn.
>>28401400
Gore is banned from all boards except for /b/ and /trash/.
Someone post the screenshots of the guy who went to jail in Oregon and shit from a few days ago
bubbubububububmmmmmbb
There was a thread one time about some anon secretly living in someone else's basement
>>28401196
I have that thread saved
The cops caught him the next day.
>tfw you will never experience true horse love
>>28398671
A few days ago, there was an Italian guy on /pol/ who talked about how his dad was making a ton of money shipping Africans and Arabs into the EU.
