Tell us about the sad, depressing Christmases you NEETs have while still claiming your wasted lifestyle is superior. I very much look forward to reading them.
>>25212210
>Christmas Day 2003
>Wake up excited with my sister to open presents
>Walk downstairs to find mom with presents under the tree
>start unwrapping them and getting sweet presents
>a knock on the door
>mom opens door
>my drunk ass father trying to get in the house saying he has presents for us
>mom doesn't want him to come in
>he forces his way in
>sister and I run upstairs because mom says to
>hear a commotion while we watch from the top of the steps
>things breaking
>run downstairs in time to see my dad break a wooden chair over my moms back
>call the police
>tell dad I am calling the police
>he gets in his car and leaves
>spend christmas at neighbors house while mom is in hospital with broken vertebrae
>>25212582
Sads were had
>Christmas Eve, 1997
>mum leaves to pick up my eldest sister so she'll be with us for Christmas
>sit around watching TV specials with siblings while she's gone
>4:00 PM
>"anon, mom's not home yet?"
>shake head
>"weird..."
>7:00PM
>"maybe the roads were just busy, I'll try calling her"
>sister calls her
>no answer
>10:00PM
>"I guess she's coming tomorrow lets go to bed guys, it's getting late"
>sit in bed for a while
>fall asleep
>wake up next day
>go downstairs
>mum's still not home
>sitting around with siblings waiting for mom
>worry:200%
>hear a knock on the door
>sister opens it
>it's a cop
>they talk
>sister breaks down in tears
>ask what's wrong
>mum died in car collision on the way to my eldest sister's house
Christmas was never celebrated in our household again
Sitting in my room listening to Same old Lang syne by Dan fogleberg thinking about my ex
>>25212693
I'm sorry anon
fuckurobot
>>25212729
People like you make feels threads complete shit
How is this even a feel? Seriously what the fuck is this, a tumblr post?
>>25212693
Damn, that hit hard..
>>25212748
My feels aren't any different than yours bub
>>25212210
>peppermintpepe.jpg
>not pepemint.jpg
Come on, lad.
>>25212791
Yes they are
Fuck me for not wanting to green text but damn I've got stories of being on the streets on Christmas, pets dying near Christmas time, seeing my dad beat the shit out of my mom on Christmas and what, you're sad because you no longer have a gf? Big shit, be happy you even had one and move on
Pls more feels stories?
>>25212868
No I have feels man. I'm usually alone on Christmas now that my parents have split and I'm the youngest of 4. My siblings have family's of their own. It'll all be okay once I leave for the navy. 4 more months
>>25212868
I'd rather be you desu, leave that guy alone. You don't know what its like to go through a breakup, its literally the worst thing that can happen to someone.
>>25212791
I'm sorry man, don't worry about that ass. Have a nice Christmas if you can.
>>25212996
>a breakup is the worst thing that can happen to someone
>>25212693
I'm 99% sure this is the worst thing that can happen to someone
A breakup is literally nothing unless you're a stupid tumblrette
>>25212693
damn anon I'm sorry
this feel was not original
>>25213030
Well technically it wasn't a breakup.. she just had to leave. She was an exchange student. It's be 2 years and I'm still fucked up
>>25213030
Shut up and leave him alone. You are being terrible to a person in serious pain. Don't diminish what he is going through just because you think you have worse problems (which you probably don't).
mfw this happened to me
mfw I'm bob ross
mfw I'm a monkey
mfw thanksgiving rolls around
>>25212748
No, people like you with this retarded elite robot mentality ruin threads. Just because you don't know his feel, doesn't mean nobody else does.
mfw I put on my NightMare Vision goggles
mfw I'm a dog
mfw I'm still a dog
mfw It's my birthday
>tfw no gf to snuggle with this Christmas
>>25213261
Why did that last bit hit me so hard?
>>25213244
Did the dog get rescued?
>>25213261
Who the fuck has a 25th birthday party at home like a child? I wouldn't go either, that's boring as hell and kind of sad.
>>25213325
No it died lol
>>25213261
>let's see how many birthday likes i get!
>zero
>who's coming to the party? Let me know in advance
>no comments
>no one came to the party
God damn this makes me sad, if I knew him I would've went,fucking normies man, crushing the poor guy's self esteem
> drink
> fantasise about hanging
> every day is exactly the same
>>25213487
I have birthday parties at home. I make it a potluck and people bring food and I shower them all in liquor and weed and a friend of mine DJs.
inb4 verbal abuse for being a normie
>>25213548
who says it was normies who skipped out on his party? maybe it was his 3 robot friends who all ditched out last minute because they have social anxiety and are addicted to internet porn and 4chan
>>25212210
>mom is kill
>kill before her mom was kill
>her birthday was near Christmas
>always show up for holidays
>dad goes on about how I remind my mom's family of her death
>every year
>every fucking holiday I go to visit
>he still has the gall to talk shit about my mom in the same room over the phone
>like a bad breakup
Oh wait.
>shit nigger at least walk out of the room
>I still walked 10 miles while out and about christmas shopping to get this asshole a gift
>I have no income but I'm still expected to do this by my stepmom
>stepmom throws a fit about prepwork while making me, dad and my 12 year old half brother do all of the prepwork mentioned
>stepmom's dad tells me I'm lucky
>no income, friends, references, $0.47 USD was my inheritance
>relatives keep talking about how I'm balding like it even matters at this point
The only person that is remotely nice and cheery to me is my mom's mom. I'll probably end up letting her down but at least I have that much.
>>25213708
Fucking norm-ah, what's the point anymore
>>25213708
Sounds like a better "party" than he was having. I mean this dude was literally around a table with a kids birthday cake.
>>25213753
yeah i've never had a cake like that but one time I made a big thing of halva
>>25213742
HA, you were going to call him a normie, then you stopped! But it was in text, so now its a joke! I haven't heard anything that thrilling since my last trip to reddit.
>>25213735
Fuck can you possibly whine anymore OH BOO HOOO
Shut the fuck up.
>>25213787
Isn't this a thread made for whining?
>>25213787
>>25213753
Right, so you guys will defend some faggot crying because the foreign exchange student he liked moved back to whogivesafuckburg but you act like assholes to a dude alone on his birthday and some guy spilling his true feels about Christmas after his mom was kill?
>>25213851
Oh I was trolling with you and forgot about that conversation. Have a good Christmas
>Christmas music everywhere
>Can't go into a grocery store without hearing it
>Can't go to a gas station without hearing it
>It's annoying as fuck
>It's like every business owner decided "Oh, you think you can just go about your day without being reminded that it's Christmas? Jingle fucking bells, motherfucker!"
>People everywhere happy about Christmas
>People everywhere are receiving gifts from their friends and family
>People everywhere have someone to spend Christmas with
>Christmas ads on TV
>Christmas ads on the internet
>Websites changing their logos for Christmas
>FUCKING CAPTCHA IS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
>Constant reminders everywhere that people are enjoying Christmas while I'm not
I hope there's a mass shooting this Christmas. Fuck normies.
>Back for Christmas
>The second I get home my mom and dad tell me there is a family get together happening and they want me to go
>I've been fucking struggling through college all this time and just want to take the 3 weeks I get off for Christmas and play vidya
>Told them I'm not going
>Dad does what he always does when I refuse to go to shit like this, throws a fit and calls me a shut-in
>Mom asks what is wrong with me and suggest therapy, which is her solution for every time I do something (in high school I had no friends and she suggested therapy for that, too)
>Been home for about 4 days now, dad continues to go on tangents about how I don't ever want to do anything
>Gotten so tired of both of them I am considering dropping out of college and joining the army just to get off their fucking money so they can stop throwing in their two cents over everything
>Know if I did that odds are I'd get shipped to some shit hole where I could die
>Parents don't want me to join army for that same reason, but at the same time continue to give me the same old shit and won't just let me live my life without trying to force me out of how I am
I don't get why they can't fucking see it yet, I hate fucking parties, I hate forcing conversation with people I don't know, I just want to take the little time I have off and take a break.
>>25214024
it's kind of the opposite for me this year anon
>only two radio stations in area actually playing christmas music
>retailers, or at least walmart, are playing a mix of christmas music and regular music
>everybody in my area is poor, old and jaded and don't really give a fuck about christmas because it's a money sink, stressful etc
>set up decorations way late in the season and only half-assedly because why bother
>hasn't been cold at all this year with record highs for the month
christmas seems very low-key this year and I can't believe it's already almost over
>>25212693
I wasn't ready for this
>>25214242
Well I live in the inner city. Urbanite yuppies can't wait to blow money on Christmas for shit they don't need and normies can't wait to get drunk and be loud and obnoxious.
>Christmas tomorrow
>just wagecucked all day
>wayy too many customers, stressed and exhausted
>tomorrow have to tolerate conservative christian relatives
>can't wear anything to hide tits unless I want to die from heat stroke
>look and sound different
There will be plenty of alcohol thankfully.
Why is it so hot this christmas?
70 here, eastern seaboard.
>dad had loads of these penknives his work gave him
>was giving them to all his mates
>wouldn't give me on because he said I was too young
>I stole one from the crate and he sort of knew
>He bought me a brand new one for christmas and I had to open it in front of family
I got wrecked to be honest
>>25214028
Your parents do not actually care about you, they only care about how the rest of the world views them (pussy moral fags). What you're doing is messing up how they want to be viewed by not going to that party or doing what they want, so in return they hate you for it.
tl;dr:
>People only have kids to be accepted by society.
>Nobody does it, due to they actually like kids.
>All holidays are fake bullshit to make money for the rich elite.
Tell your parents to fuck off and do whatever you want. I can go on and explain what the entire world really is in one paragraph, but I am not bothering.
>>25214581
>>25214581
>2015
>Not posting tits
