What's the cringiest, edgiest, robot act you've done in public?
>bar team trivia
>trying to think of a name
>some team has a jeff dahmer wordplay name
>decide to use The James Homies
>trivia host becomes a monster faggot and tries to shame us with that name
>we just leave
>The James Homies
brb changing my Steam name
>>25210292
>not using Melvin Rees' nickname "The Sex Beasts" for a team.
>be me 10 year old
>in a theater, watching ballet because sister was doing that
>at some point someone did a handstand
>thought by myself that i can do that too
> was sitting next to the walk path
>stand up
>try a handstand with full confidencd
>fuck up and fall on my back
>because it was pretty silent a lot of people heard me fall
>stand up and see everyone looking and laughing at me
>>25210292
the way OP laid out this thread makes me feel as though redditors are trying to get something "capworthy" so they can laugh at us in their normiebox
please tell me it's just my paranoia
>>25210436
How about who gives a fuck. Just post some funny stories pls.
>Dining at school restaurant
>Say hi to normie friend as I pass his table
>He says hello
>As I walk away, hear him tell his harem "That guys is a cool dude"
>At this moment, proceed to accidentally dump a cup of ketchup all over myself and the floor because of poor balance
>Go to get more napkins to clean the ketchup
>Instead, slip and fall in the ketchup
>Still alone
>>25210447
>Just post some funny stories pls.
see this is what i mean why should i share personal stories about myself if noone really cares and just wants to use me as a tool for their own "screencap" shit, fuck that
> be at Walmart
> shopping for a Furby
> two qts on the Furby aisle
> make eye contact with one of them
> walk past the aisle, I'll try again in a few minutes
> walk to the Furby aisle again
> girls are still there
> both look at me
> they start giggling
> leave Walmart
> didn't get my Furby
>>25210759
Because we care. We also want to laugh at your suffering as it helps ease ours.
>>25210759
Well that's interesting. Not him but I can see where you're going with this.
>>25210759
Now we all know you have a juicy story, anon.
Your story is anonymous. Stop being retarded and share.
When I left that restaurant, I turned around and saw this faggot kid I went to school staring at me. I shuffled to my car and got the fuck out of there.
>>25210835
Aw shit that used to be me. You should've just took it and if asked say its for your niece
>>25210292
>The James Homies
Hahaha
>>25210759
But...does it truley matter in the end?
>We had this 2 day overnight period at our highschool (jesuit boy school) called freshman retreat
>We start to have a school wide (manditory rock paper scissors match)
>each floor has their own champion and im one of them
>we all move to the stage
>I beat my opponent
>have to have a rap battle in front of the school
>im faced against a black kid who actually was a rapper
>i have to go first
Hi, i'm a good guy,
John, goodbye
>No one says anything and they all start laughing
>Run off stage
