Who /snitch/ Here?
>Kids playing outside
>Too loud while I'm playing vidya
>call police saying kids are throwing snowballs on my street, bombing cars
>haven't had a problem since
>normie stacey neighbor blasts techno music 20 hours a day
>see her at a convinience store buying swisher sweets
>put 2 and 2 together
>call police and tell them she is smoking weed and hosting a party
>cops come and put her in jail for a few days
>mfw i smoke in my apartment
>trying to fap
>jehovah's witness knocks at door
>god damn it.PiNGas
>open door
>"hello sir have you accepted-"
>pull cock out and start jerking
>"please sir, masturbation is a sin"
>"oh my bad, come in, come in"
>they come in
>"I'll BRB, gotta go to the bathroom"
>walk into basement
>sneak out widow
>call cops
>tell them crazy preach fuck broke into my house
>cops come
>take the preachy faggot
>he yells about the bible as he gets put in the paddy wagon
>laugh
>go back inside
>"hmm..."
>Google "Virgin Mary Hentai"
>beat off to that
>rip off a page of the bible
>cum on it
>laugh satanically
>tfw can't play Virtue's Last Reward
>>25210367
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500.
>>25210367
Real or not this gave me a laugh
>>25210367
I was fine untillaughs satanically
>>25210200
How is this a dilemma? Confess everytime.
>>25210543
Because then you've missed out on the opportunity of potentially shaving 4 years off your sentence...
>>25210200
>Children are having an active social life and playing outside like healthy human beings
>calls the cops on children because he can't put on headphones to drown out the sounds of happiness and glee that he wishes he could feel
Wew, you're a special type of loser.
>>25210543
you know what, that's true. if you dont confess you can get 1 year or 20 years. if you confess you can either get out instantly or in 5 years. wtf kind of puzzle is this? i guess thats why its the snitch general.
>>25210543
>>25210572
http://paulcooijmans.com/philosophy/prison.html
>>25210616
Exactly, staying silence has a higher standard deviation of prison sentences and a worse best case scenario.
>>25210543
Simple, you can't control what the other prisoner will say, so you may confess and so may they, resulting in 5 years both, where as both remaining silent could land you only 1 year
Sure they could stay silent and you could confess getting you off Scott free but there's no definite promise this will happen
Essentially you could have anywhere between 0 to 20 years even if you snitch
>>25210718
Lol, ur retarded
