Got a cl bj. Would not recommend. The end.

>Saw qt guy
>probably straight
>tfw no bf

>be unifag
>go on yik yak
>dude is asking if anyone wants a blowjob from a femboy
>I give my kik
>we talk, exchange pics
>we arrange for him to come later that day
>he comes
>I'm an awkward kv so I tell him to go at his pace
>I get naked
>we kiss for a while
>i'm shit at kissing so he takes the lead
>he starts kissing down my chest and moves down to my dick
>i'm already rock hard because he's been stroking it for a while
>he starts sucking
>it's not this godly heaven feel but it's really fucking nice
>cum pretty quick, to his and my dismay
>he tells me i have a nice dick
>feelsgoodman
>talk for a while about college and shit
>he gives me a funny vid to look up (the grapefruit technique)
>he says he has to go, i walk him out

I'm still kinda a virgin but not really, it's weird. He's come back one other time, but I haven't contacted him since. Having a femboy to come give you free bjs is pretty dope tho.

Sucked a friends dick in grade 3. Got threatened with anal rape in the locker room during grade 7.

That's it.

back in highschool some random guy offered to suck my dick in the bathroom
I said no
BUT
I considered it for a second

>>25209973
>sophmore year
>beta male, just wanted anyone really
>twinky guy in looker
>notices me staring up and down as he dresses
>casually make it seem like I'm taking forever to get into p.e gear
>he does this also, makes chit chat with some other dude and he leaves
>all the way sneaking looks at me too
>just us for a bit
Will post moar if you guys want.

>>25209973

>ass raped a kid in juvie

That's it. Never had a gay experience afterwards. Jail just makes you turn into a wild animal.

im in the locker room in high school
>hey dude nice ass
>thanks bro

>at dunkin donuts, waiting in line
>some gay guy calls me cute, tries to ask me out
>i feel so fucking great because i got a compliment
>decline his offer explaining im not gay

that's probably the gayest thing that's happened to me so far

>Me and 2 other friends are hanging out getting drunk (we're like 16) In one friends basement
>He has a VHS of a pretty decent porno
>we're watching it and being drunk horny 16 year olds we decide we all must fap
>Stick couch cushions on it's side in between us as barrier
>get completely naked
>doing our thing
>One friend let's call him zach, tall white and skinny get's up to go to the bathroom
>lol wtf bro you're naked we both see your dick
>he shrugs
>goes to piss with the door wide open we and my other friend just looking at him
>he's drunk we're all pretty drunk he barely makes it to the bathroom and slips and falls on the cold tile on the way back
>he's laughing his ass off and so are we
>he's says while lying there "you know instead of jacking off you can just come fuck me"
>my penis grew threw sizes larger that day
>I'm so fucking horned up and so is my friend
>I walk over to him lay down on top, put my arm around his neck and stick my hard dick in
>holy shit he's so tight
>cum in like 3 minutes all over his back after falling out of his ass from thrusting
>I go to clean up and my other friend fucks him while pinning his arms to the ground
>we all pass out later and when we wake up never mention it again

Haven't done anything gay since, I consider myself %100 straight.

>>25210069
I need to this. Time to use whatever yik yak is.

>>25209973
I've gotten drunk and blown a couple of my friends, but nothing too crazy. Haven't taken it up the ass yet, knock on wood.

>>25209973
Was going through some depressing times in 2008. Developed a bit of a prostitute addiction. I knew I need to turn my life around, when I found myself laying on my back with a little asian cross dressers fist up my arse.

>>25210464
You probably have. Just blackout drunk when it happened.

>>25210380
It's anonymous Twitter with Reddit ratings.

>>25210923
Sounds like cancer. But it's worth it.