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What has everyone been up to this week?
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working my comfy as fuq stay at home job
also
vaping weed
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Just spending the money I should be saving so I can move to Ballarat.
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>>28346237
Why do you want to move to ballarat?
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Last year of highschool, shit sucks.
And no I'm not underage b&
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i got addicted to the sims again
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>>28346289
if you're under 20 then you're underage as far as anyone who matters is concerned
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wageslavery

still lonely, still a virgin
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>>28346289
You going to uni after highschool?
>>28346297
How?
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>>28346266
It's a nice lush green area. It has quaint little farmers markets but also big stockland shopping malls. It is in my opinion the perfect mix of city and small town. It has that hippy vibe you will find in towns like Nimbin but it's much larger. The accommodation is affordable and I will be able to rent an actual house instead of an apartment.
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>>28346201
what's your job, m8?

I also work from home and it is the GOAT lifestyle
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Trying to sell my car. Don't know if I should get a 4wd or a faggot car. I'm a student and money is kinda tight at the moment.
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>>28346344
faggot car best car
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>>28346316
>You going to uni after highschool?
Yeah, I want to study maths.
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>>28346184
Slipping further and further into being a recluse. I don't have the energy for other people and their drama anymore.
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>>28346409
Thats no good...
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>>28346184
I got out of the psych ward again and saw a therapist

I'm hopefully going to get some kind of diagnosis soon when they figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>28346549
Get on that bux man.
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>>28346597
I'm too functional
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Just got back from a good ride, nothing beats hitting the rev limiter. I am happy once again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOy6cp3NFj4
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>>28346184
>Parramatta eels lose 12 points

Why shouldn't I just kill myself r9k?
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>>28346641
>watching chadball
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Anyone in brisbane?
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>>28346639
you must have a huge penis

>>28346724
yep
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>>28346724
Why? You want to be friends?
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>>28346734
How goes it?
>>28346742
sure thing famalam how goes your week?
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>>28346331
freelance copywriter famlee
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Wage slavery, but went on date with gril to movies on tues, still a virgin and still feel alone
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>>28346734
>you must have a huge penis

I'm not the bragging type.
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>>28346756
>how goes your week?
see >>28346549
I'm just drinking alone at the moment
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Failed my driving test, didn't get any job interview responses
>just feeling down
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>>28346786
>Failed my driving test

found the roastie
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>>28346784
Ah that sucks man, hopefully stuff goes better for you. Also what are you drinking?
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>>28346756
sitting around wishing i had the balls to kill myself as usual

you?
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anyone /tasmania/? this week's been brilliant with the cold weather starting to kick in
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>>28346757
nice lad. must be good to do something creative.
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waiting for my sparky preapprenticeship to begin in two weeks been smoking weed everyday for the past several months
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>>28346838
Nah thankfully haven't been there since last year just been shitposting on 4chan this afternoon. Anything in particular got you feeling like that or just life being shitty (I definitely understand that),
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>>28346824
cheap wine
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>>28346902
Only the finest, cheap wine is definitely the shit.
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>>28346861
it's nice to have a job where i can get blazed all day on the job as well as waking up whenever
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aussie threads are always filled with the following

>social dickheads
>druggies
>alcoholics
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>tfw nobf/gf

doesn't help that overwatch is trash that will get boring within a week
swear garden warfare was more enjoyable than this shit
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I managed to get a date this weekend guys. How do I not fuck it up? I live in a shitty small town so there isn't exactly anything we can go do. Do I just take her for drinks? How do I date I've never done it before.
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>>28346974
>I managed to get a date this weekend guys. How do I not fuck it up?

you should fuck off back to tumblr you normie cunt
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>>28346974
just go and watch a movie, or hang out somewhere secludeed and have a nice chat about how you wanna ass fuck her then have her sister drink the cum out of her asshole
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>>28346974
First thing is to chill out because if you follow a bunch of rules you could end up dropping your spaghetti. But maybe you're not a chilled out guy so my advice even if you think I'm teasing you is to just be yourself. Do you really want to be with a girl who you have to put a facade on for? I know I wouldn't, so if the girl doesn't like how you are as a human being then disregard the whole thing.
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>>28346311
Usually you're 18 on your last year of high school. Could be an angry 16 year old though
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>>28346549
Do they treat you well?
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>tfw no gf to sit in front of the heater witn me and eat cholcate

Fuck life mates
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>>28347097
>Usually you're 18 on your last year of high school.
I believe this is true for certain states but not others.
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>>28347109
Yes but the shower rapes weren't nice
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>>28346184

JUST AUSSIE THINGS M8
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>>28347115
>>28347115

nice girl hands nerd faggot
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Just got home from another day of wageslavery. Soccer training later tonight.
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>tfw just got on youth allowance

Who /cenno/ here?
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>tfw no brisbane friend to get drunk with and cut and burn together
>tfw no gf
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>>28347243
I got a 12 month exemption from work for the dole/job network agency bullshit recently.
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>>28346862
>doing an apprenticeship

I could never manage.
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>>28347222
Thanks bro you too.


Original
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just working senpai, i have no friends so i just work and shit post on 4chan
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>>28346797
Kek, not a roastie, just suffered massive anxiety and fucked up the second part
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>>28346797
>having a driving license
Found the normalfag
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>>28347243
fucking on a medical exemption for the rest of the year because mental health. Don't have to go to any job agency shit. It's pretty sweet.
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>>28347365
What did you tell them to get that?
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If you're not currently sitting on a bed surrounded by trash you're a normalfag and need to go back to /soc/
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>>28347403
You only did it for show
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>>28346184
>got fucking soaked on my way to uni today
I wish I was in Australia. Fuck Wellington
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>>28347438
Everything I do only for show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WmFBuT0Co
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>>28347378
I told them I was crippled with anxiety, which is mostly true. Exaggerated slightly. It wasn't hard.
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>>28346757
>>28346331
how do i into?
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>>28347471
Go back to soc attention whore
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>>28347508
Make me, beta boi

>>28347492
What proof did you have to provide
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>>28347497
just learn a skill/trade that you can sell on a freelance basis
can be literally anything
i did journalism (lol) at uni and now i work as a copywriter
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>>28346952
>Australia is filled with the following

>social dickheads
>druggies
>alcoholics

Fixed that for you cunt.
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>>28347565
No proof, I just told the doctor and then asked if I could get a medical certificate for centrelink. It really wasn't difficult. I dunno, maybe I'm just lucky.
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>>28346952
>being underage and not yet an alcoholic or a druggie
>thinking you're a robot

top laugh, epic meme dude
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>>28347508
>tfw no IRL friend to attention whore with
>tfw no gf
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who melbourne here?
how easy is it to get weed?
i'm like fucking high 24/7
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>>28347769
Melbourne here
>never tried weed
>shut-in NEET
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Best City In Australia?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10133320
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>>28347769
>who melbourne here?

Yes, don't know about weed never tried it.

>tfw told mum to buy me protein powder before since i was too lazy to go out again
>tfw hope she bought it from GNC
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>>28347769
>>28347825
any of you cunts want to get a drink?

i'm so cripplingly lonely ;_;
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>>28347875
Depends mate, how old are you?

I'm looking for a friend i can do fucked up shit with and cause trouble, spray paint windows / walls, throw rocks, ride on the train without paying etc.. general mischief.

22 here.
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>>28347794
that sucks man. it's so fucking easy to get in melbourne. ridiculously easy.

>>28347825
why not

>>28347875
dunno m8 i live in Melbourne but I'm not very social, i also don't wanna share my weed with you
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>>28347875
Maybe, when and where?
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>>28347875
25.

wageslave and don't give a shit about anything besides getting fucked up.
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>>28347897
does smoking weed count as mischief?
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>>28347910
I have no friends or really anyone close to me outside of family
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>>28347921
I don't know, but what if i smoke weed with you cunts and the weed is laced with PCP and i start throwing shit around the room and throwing punches?

Who's gonna stop me?
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>>28347939
i don't wanna smoke weed with aggro dickheads like you m8
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>>28347948
I'm calm as chips mate, but i used to be a boxer so if you look at me the wrong way i'm smacking your face in.
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>>28347939

i also hate sharing my weed and i only like smoking with others who have their own stash and don't bludge off me like a poor cunt
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>>28347897
I'm 25 and love a drink

>>28347914
anytime after work and preferably in the CBD or inner west
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>>28347963
What if i give you some money for some weed? I don't care about drugs though I'd very much have mates i can maybe drink with at a pub and walk around the city with whistling at women.
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>>28347959
you sound like a wanna be tough cunt
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>>28347974
i'm still not very social and actually don't really feel lonliness
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>>28347984
I'm not social as well but i wouldn't mind meeting up with other Melbourne guys as long as they are poofters or are going to start talking shit.

I mean what the fuck will we even talk about?
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>>28347897
>>28347939
>>28347959
Can you trust any of these cunts to not stab you in the parking lot?
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>>28348001
>as long as they are poofters

not a butt pirate m8, sorry

i don't talk shit though
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>>28348006
I'm the guy with the clown picture, trust me I'm calm as fuck and don't start trouble with anyone. I also probably won't smoke weed but inhale the second hand smoke and try get high off of that.

>>28348018

Fuck i meant "aren't". Much prefer not meeting up with homosexuals.
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Who /adelaide/ here
Who wants to be friends
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>>28348107
Fuck off Adelaide this is a Melbourne thread
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>>28348107
me and no thanks.
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who here going to carry a /knife/ on the meet up?
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>>28348147
We actually doing a melb meetup?
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>>28348143
Get fucked you fucking cuckbournian
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>>28348159
dont know but if it happens i'm coming prepared i'd like to see one of you lads take a spyderco to the chest.
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>>28348167
you're a bit of a psycho cunt aren't ya
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>tfw they put the robitussin behind the counter at my local chemist recently
Fucking kill me lads, guess now i have to buy it on ebay but fucking hell australian post are incompetent
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>>28348178
why because i will come prepared in case trouble happens?
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>>28348167
I reccomend not carrying a knife anywhere in this country desu.


But for this one occasion meet my browning folder you little shit.
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>>28348167
I see you've played knifey spooney before
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>>28348185
a knife is a bit excessive? why not just use your fists/run away?
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>>28348187
sure thing will bring my baton as well then.
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>>28348147
Why not just kinghit like a true aussie
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>>28348200
guy might be bigger plus i used to train and was trained with using a knife as well so i'll use it on one of you cunts if you try rob my wallet or tough my thigh

fucking gay cunts
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>/r9k/ aussies forming a fight club with weapons
I want to see this so badly
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>>28348201
Then i'll bring mine.

>>28348224
See? only participants of the fighting can leave alive.
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>>28348212
you're a bit of a psycho cunt still tho m9
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alright cunts

bringing my gun then
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>>28346184
Reading an 80 page article for uni, playing FOB missions on MGSV trying to unlock the level 8 sleep mine
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i\f meet up with Melbourne lads, but im a cheap cunt and would make you pay for my drinks
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>>28348244
>Implying you have a cat H

Make sure to take off the orange tip friendo
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>>28348242
fuck yeah i am cunt only 4 assault charges implying i give a fuck i'll take all you cunts on


you shit cunts will be smoking weed out of a colostomy bag when i'm done with you.
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>tfw no mentally unstable brisbane bro
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>>28346597
Easier said than done with the DSP requirements being so stringent (I study welfare and it's so depressing finding out how hard it is to get the bux)
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>>28348264
take it easy mate we're all friends here
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Reminder that if you live in melbourne or sydney your a fucking homo
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>>28348293
But we didn't have a choice d e s u
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>>28348212
what the fucking hell settle down you psycho cunt.
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>>28348264
i got no record i'm a good boy
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>>28348302
i did
i moved here from far north queensland
fnq is a fucking shithole
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you Melbourne boys want to get a girl to meet up with us from /soc/? and we rape the fuck out of her? Well get her drunk or really high.
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>>28348338
you're a piece of shit degenerate and should kill yourself
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>>28348338
That sentence took a dark turn
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>>28348355
fuck off normie

>>28348361

fuck it would be fun as fuck, tell me when you guys are setting it up i'll get a girl to come and well fuck her shit up.
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>>28348338
Good lord that was not how I expected that thought to finish
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Long week of work, my fellow Ausfags.
At least tomorrow is PT, and a midday knockoff.

>tfw I will simply be relaxing in my apartment in the city with a nice quiet few drinks and smokes, watching the drunks stumble home
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if we are going to rape a girl lets record it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4wqpgGTCPA

and we will say stuff like

POO POO PEE PEE BITCH
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You know all this death and rape shit is why I stay home
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>>28348427
whatever virgin

cant wait to fist me some aussie slut
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>>28348414


> gang raping girl
> she's screaming for her life, begging everyone to stop
> one man removes his balaclava
> It's pepe
> POO POO PEE PEE BITCH
> he blows a load all over her face, shits on her stomach and walks slowly away
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>>28348338
>6:11 AM, USA
>get high
>r9k
>enter australian thread
>read this
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Any of you ever tried amphetamines?
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Who /Darwin/ here
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>>28348451
fuck it lets do it as they say women enjoy rape so it wont actually be rape
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>>28348478
yes.

they're great.
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>>28348338
Which girl, mate? I'm aching for a raping at the moment
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>everyone is holding down some bitch
>i come around
>see her tits are untouched for the moment
>sit down beside her
>touch her hair and tell her it will be alright
>all of a sudden i start smacking her tits really hard and pretend i'm playing the bongo drums while another anon starts singing with his Oprah tier voice
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>>28346184
Getting comfy listening to VORW and other podcasts, I reached a new PR for OHP (50kg), lost 2kg and I have a bunch of work for Uni to complete. My concentration has slightly increased too because of dietary changes.
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who paid for their tickets for The Cure with their autismbux?
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Is darknet the only way for an aussieboi to get lsd
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>>28348616
I bought sunn o))) tickets with mine
They were fucking dope
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>>28346184
same as usual, haven't left the house all week
downloaded wolf children last night so will probably give that a watch soon
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>>28348702
Its a solid 7/10
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>>28348697
I didn't have enough to see them when they came. Pretty disappointed, would have loved to see them.
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Bill Shorten just destroyed Turnbull in his budget reply speech HE PROMISED TO RETURN THE NBN TO FTTP FUCKING VOTE FOR LABOR ON JULY 2 GOD DAMN GUYS
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>>28348729
who gives a fuck about internet you dumb wanker.
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>>28348720
Thats a bummer man, they're really something else live
You can literally fucking feel the vibrations of guitars in your chest they played so fucking loud and i was in the front row
They played out the whole concert like it was some kind of demon summoning ritual, it was the coolest fucking shit ive ever seen
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>>28348616
dumb autistic normie band.
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>>28348616
>tfw all the bands i want to see never come to our country or only go to melbourne and sydney
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who GOATcastle here
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>>28348779
based milky
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>>28348794
based matt
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>>28348779
kys matt
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>>28348800
kys joel
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>>28348746
That sounds fucking awesome man. I'm glad you had a good time.
The closest I've ever gotten to that kind of bass was when Jagwar Ma played at BDO while I was waiting for Death Grips. I didn't really like the band but the bass was so strong that every breath I took was vibrating. It was something else.

>>28348762
I live on the Gold Coast so I know the feeling, but I'm going to do my first ever roadtrip with my robot mate. I wouldn't miss seeing The Cure for anything
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WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
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who /contemplating pooicide/ here?
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>>28348845
pooicide is painless, there is even a song about it
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Who has a fulltime job here?

Surely I can't be the only one
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>>28348737
>Who gives a fuck about internet you dumb wanker

Students who need high speed internet to properly study

People in start ups who need the best technology available

Big Business owners

Small business owners


Most people in this thread (except for your retarded Troglodyte Luddite ass that is)
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>>28348888
Nice trips, any tips on getting one?
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Friendly reminder that every time you post on 4chan you are pandering to foreigners because you are Australian and thereby irrelevant and in need of acceptance by the international audience.
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>>28346984
>>28347592
>>28346984
>>28347875
>>28347939
>>28348242
>>28348244
>>28348264

>LE FUGG LE GUNTS XDXD

Stop shamelessly pandering to Big Strong Americans by using "cunt" and "lebo" in every sentence

You do NOT talk like that in real life

You have NEVER talked like that in real life

You have NEVER uttered the words "cunt" or "lebo" out loud

You are NOT even leaving the house today

If this thread wasnt marked as Australian, you KNOW you would be posting completely differently and wouldn't be trying to play a character right now

Fuck off back to /v/ kid
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>>28348914
>>28348923

>this is what sheltered autists believe

Cunt I'm guessing you've never been at a work site
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>>28348923
Shut up you dumb cunt, this isnt tumblr.
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>>28348923
>You do NOT talk like that in real life

You're obviously not Australian. Please exit this thread before you are glassed.
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>>28347897
you wanna throw rocks at trains m8

i live fitzy north/northcote
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>>28348932
>implying you have

here's a friendly tip for you: nobody that works is posting on 4chan at 9pm on a weekday
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>>28348923
m8, have you been outside recently, everyone speaks like when they're having a good time with friends or people they're comfortable with. Just because you've never left your house since highschool doesn't mean you know how the rest of the country acts.

Piss off
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>>28348923
I dunno, my gf's cousin (18 year old dude) from Australia visited for a couple months and he said cunt A LOT. it was really awkward actually

he especially loved saying mad cunt or sick cunt
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>>28348288
You just need a prior diagnosis of mental illness and then you can apply for DSP while you're in the mental ward. (Not sure if all mental wards have centrelink meetings while you're inside).
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>>28348923
>this sheltered cunt just fishing for replies in every fucking thread on every fucking board

yeah i know the type of poster you are, you little cunt.

even lecturers at uni (top 10 uni) swear like sailors. if you left your parents house, you would know what australians actually speak like.
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What's going on Ausbots?
SA anon here.
Haven't been on /r9k/ in at least 6 months.
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>>28348953
>nobody that works is posting on 4chan at 9pm on a weekday

You're fucking retarded, I have a full time job and am here.

Its called balance you stupid fuck, provided you go to bed at a reasonable time its no issue
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>>28348923
i say cunt frequently, get fucked you unaustralian poofter
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>>28348923
Literally used the word 'cunt' in front of my direct manager today.

Not sure what world you live in, but us western melbourne cunts use that word on the reg.
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>>28348960
Sounds like a real lad. Pick up our lingo m8, you'll make lots of friends over in seppo land talking like us i reckon.
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>>28348923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDyze5XtCW
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>>28348973
do you know lauren?
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anyone here know lauren iannella
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>>28348932
>>28348937
>>28348938
>>28348957
>>28348960
>>28348966
>>28348979
>>28348983
>>28348987

NONE of you talk like that

NONE of you are the "typical ocka aussie" you make yourself out to be

You KNOW that your "lives" are boring and dull so you resort to projecting an "epic aussie" e-persona

You literally spend hours on the internet pandering to Americans and Euros with shitty memes to further enforce your fake e-persona

Literally kill yourselves
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>>28348978
>all that swearing

what an angry little manlet you are
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What was the last "American eats Vegemite" video you CUNTS watched? Did you make sure to tell him that he's doing it wrong, and he'd love it if he had it on toast with butter?

Did you make sure to like the video anyway, to ensure more people see it?
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>>28349001
>>28348990
Looked for Lauren Iannella on my Facebook and two showed up both from Adelaide.
I don't know them personally, why do you ask anon?
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>>28349010
>This extreme projection
Calm your tits m8, go for a walk in the park and cool down. I did earlier today and i fucking loved it, can recommend.
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>>28349010
you're just fishing for replies, mate. that's fine. i am here, you are here. you want to post and get replies, i am more than happy to oblige and reply to you.

so long as you know i know you're only fishing for replies and i have nothing better to do than reply to your obvious bait.

i can't wait for your next post, mate.
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>>28349010
>>28349012

Are just mad that based Morrison will be cutting off your autismbux?
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>>28349010
Get glassed you dumb cunt.
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>>28349010
>this amount of autism.
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cuntt
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>>28349046
based lad
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>>28349020
shes a qtpatootie with gr8 music taste
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american here

i have a question for you aussies

im sure you are all familiar with jimbo and gary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em28GSYU7Ec&spfreload=10

my question is, does jimbo call him "gaz" or "gares"?

thanks for your help
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>>28349030
why would he be making cuts to welfare?

no pm can touch welfare since abbott tried to and everyone kicked up a stink and it cost him his seat. you normies have a lot to learn about this country and the way things are here.
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>>28349058
Well I guess everyone has different tastes in woman.
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>>28349064
gaz you dumb cunt ow fuck off back to your american threads.
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>>28349076
awww dont be mean. shes just a bit fat atm. shes actually cute when shes not fat.
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>>28346952
what do you think australian culture is then? ya fuckin' prawn
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>>28349078
thx m8

i'll go shoot some guns in your honor
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>>28349076
>that pic
New anon here. She sure as shit ain't a qtpatootie but i'd still have a go
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>>28348966
Confirmed as a newcunt that is still in highschool and is obsessed with uni memes on facebook

All lectures today get recorded digitally, and for an academic to be unprofessional publically is extremely damaging. So swearing like a sailor is literally asking to get fired for misconduct

It is obvious you have no idea how people in the real world converse and that you are trapped in a bubble on the internet of losers that project their lives to be some stale meme stereotype.

kys
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>>28349085
tea and crumpets
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>>28349083
So I take it by that comment you know her in some way?
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Who /playingLOLbots/ here?
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be a sickcunt, not a shitcunt.
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>>28347243
>"study" as fulltime student
>show up to one of my four classes
>work in construction cash in hand
>rent is paid for by cenno +$80 dollarydoos/fortnight
>pocket $700 - $1k a week

feelsgoodman.jpeg
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>>28349085
Australian """culture""" is almost non-existent.
In truth, Australia is very much America Jr in most ways. This means that >we are utterly irrelevant and unnoticeable unless >we try and distinguish ourselves by forcing minor mannerisms and irrelevant pieces of history and try to push them as """"culture"""".

Australia is literally attention seekers: the nation
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>>28349026
walkcunt
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>>28349125
Culture is as culture does, anon. Just take what we got and stop being a bitch.
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>>28349125

>hating your own country

Get the fuck out
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>>28347403
>>28347403
>eating full packets of tim tams :s

feels good i just cleaned my nnet den
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>>28349123
>turn 22
>now get 500 a fortnight and sit on my ass
>dont look for work or go to school
>spending it all on gym equipment and supps

recently spent 500 on a bench-press.
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>>28349148
>recently spent 500 on a bench-press.
Shit dude I think you got ripped of. Though I wish you luck in getting ripped.
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>>28349145
>:s

neck yourself you stupid cunt.
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>>28349110
whot?
why wouldn't you just play the real game you autist?
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>>28349159
being this salty over the use of one emote :s
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>>28349158
>Shit dude I think you got ripped of.

Good brand
Sturdy and will hold more weight then i ever could imagine
Can also work my legs on it and biceps.
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>>28349143
That makes no fucking sense.
I do take what we got, and it's not much and doesn't make us as a country outstanding in any way.
You, and others like you, are manufacturing ""culture"" that doesn't exist so that foreigners can distinguish >us from the other Anglo nations and remember that >we exist every now and then.

You don't see Canada or Scotland doing this shit.
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>>28349160
Because i'm having fun playing the new mage update. Christ on a stick anon, i'm not gonna dive into a real match until i know what the fuck i'm doing.
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>>28349165
you should be more salty over your manlet height, gook.
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>>28349148

I get $1000 a week to work, and I get a pay increase next year.

Enjoy your dolebux, and enjoy working for the dole you dumbass
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>>28349167
I paid a little over $100 for my bench and it can hold more than enough and do legs. It also has attachments for something else but I don't use that.

Save up for a while and get a power rack.
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>>28349175
This is why MOBA's are shitty, takes about 200 hours to practice before you can have any fun
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>>28349103
thats not herhjfhfhf
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>>28349171
Why does this trigger you so god damn badly. Why does the thought of other people loving our country make your blood boil. Fucks sake anon, quite being such a bitch about and stop spending so much time on /int/ and /pol/. Its rotting your brain.
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>>28349027
>>28349030
>>28349033
>>28349042

YOU are LITERALLY seething with rage right now and are desperately trying to hide this by adopting a nonchalant mask and deflecting every handsome and intelligent post made by me away with a thoroughly worn out meme. I can see right through you, you pathetic piece of shit, and this troubles you deeply.

You help or get a noose
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>>28349091
>All lectures today get recorded digitally

confirmed not at uni. next time, don't blatantly lie to try to win an internet argument, you mong cunt.
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>>28349189
Alright, do you know her in person anon?
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@28349195

You don't deserve a (You) for that autism, cunt
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>>28349195
Make yourself a nice warm drink and watch a movie anon. It might cheer you up.
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>>28349195
Elliot is that you sick cunt?
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Anyone from SA on?
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>>28349185
Link me a power rack, that you can do pullups, maybe dips, squat, and bench on.
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>>28349200
Keep EXPOSING yourself even more you underage freshcunt

Echo360, look it up, time-automated video and audio lecture recording

Maybe if you actually went to uni and not spend all day reading facebook uni meme's you would know
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>>28349186
Yeah i wont defend that at all. You're dead right.

Seems the servers dead now anyway, was playing up and i tried relogging on and it wont give me a response. Guess i'll be shitposting for a while longer now.
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>>28349205
yesdsjfhjdsfh
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@28349235
>facebook uni memes
>exposing yourself this hard as someone that still uses facebook

you are so pathetic and cucked its not even worth replying to you
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>>28349232
http://www.aussiefitness.com.au/p/force-usa-home-power-rack-combo/F-HPR

This is the one I got
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>>28349261
Did you order online?
Did you set it up yourself?
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>>28349235
Shows what you know, you fucking faggot. God, I'm so sick of arguing with you. I'm literally cutting right now I'm so stressed out by this.
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Any military fags here?

Getting sick of not getting anywhere for work so i might bite the bullet and go military.

Any thoughts?
Would a robot survive?
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>>28349284
Yes and yes.
That company is really good, I've bought from them a few times. It took a few days for the equipment I ordered to arrive.
I set it up with a friend helping me but it could be done by one person.
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>>28349235
>Guys this uni in Melbourne that i looked up totally records the lectures now! Its really real guys, seriously!
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