I am, from what I hear and what I experience, a very attractive straight male.
No I am not saying this to come off as
>look at me im better than you
>look at me im the polar opposite of a stereotypical robot
>look I could have sex with a 8 - 10 rating woman if I put the effort
I get nothing but smiles from women and if I walk into a crowded area or room, I catch women (and sometimes men) turning heads towards me.
Now why am I making this thread, you may be wondering?
Well I am making this thread because you average or ugly people have it off better than you think.
Women only talk to me because of my looks (and they appreciate my intelligence) but its mainly for my looks.
So if I ever have a very serious point that I want to bring up about xyz situation, it usually gets drowned out because
>omfg I want to fuck him!
Put yourself in my shoes for one week and you'll be begging that you step foot back in your own.
And no, I'm not kidding around.
It's more of a curse than a gift honestly.
Haha I will bump this thread
>>28341612
there is literally no reason to post this here. scram, chad
And so why post this here?
>>28341612
OP here again,
also something I didn't mention that is very uncomfortable, in my opinion, is gay dudes hitting on me.
Shit is akward as fuck and makes me appreciate homosexuals less and less.
Give us your best selfie so I can make myself look like you and get bitches
Get the fuck out.low quality bait
>>28341612
5/10 made me replysaged
>>28341612
>So if I ever have a very serious point that I want to bring up about xyz situation, it usually gets drowned out because
this is why nobody has serious discussions with women
if you have something important to say, you can wait until you have a chance to say it to someone who will appreciate it. if albert einstein had told his theories to one of his many lovers instead of the scientific community, he would not be remembered
Here is a pic.
Also, I'm going to say some things that will make me come off as a condescending asshole but it's advice nonetheless.
There is a level between Beta and Alpha male.
It is known as Gamma male.
Now, if you don't have what it physically takes to be a dreaded alpha, I'd suggest trying to be a Gamma for awhile and see how it goes.
Warning: This does require you to not be a socially inept sperg who wanks off to rule34 pictures of Overwatch characters.
>Posture
Stick your chest out like the fucking man you are.
And no, don't literally keep your stomach and chest puffed up like some sort of macho man.
But respect yourself; have posture.
>r9k
Hate to break this to you,
but no woman wants a man that has the mentality and character of an autist.
Lay off of the r9k; or atleast find another board that doesn't glorify school shootings and traps.
>Hygiene
Respect yourself please
It's really as simple as that
>>28342066
Is this a bait or? The guy in that pic looks 15.
>>28342066
there's nothing more embarrassing than someone who thinks they're attractive but isn't
>>28342122
18.
Even my 25 y/o coworker who has the hots for me said I look like I'm 12.
>>28342066
You look like a child, go outside and spend time with your friends before you grow up to be a miserable adult.
>>28342066
if you didnt want to get hit on by dudes you should look so much like a faggot
id fuck you
>>28342151
I bet you're not even a femanon.
>>28342151
I'm not a narcissist, this is all based off of what I see and hear.
>"I am, from what I hear and what I experience, a very attractive straight male."
>>28341612
You're right. Being attractive is super hard. You should just kill yourself. Life is too hard, just violently murder yourself to escape the suffering.
>>28342208
>I'm not a narcissist
this thread's existence is proof of the contrary
kys dweeb
>>28342154
You look very feminine. Literally everything about your face is feminine in that picture. Maybe it's just a fuzzy picture but I dunno. I guess Korean girls are crazy over those feminine looking kpop stars, though.
As this is r9k, people are going to think you're a retard for advising others while looking feminine and being only 18.
I'm attractive and I know it does me more good than harm, so I don't agree with you either.
>>28342225
I agree with this guy OP, listen to this anon.
>wah wah girls like me for my looks
>>28341612
You think it's hard getting attention? I'm sure most people here would love it. Try being that guy that NO ONE will EVER acknowledge because you're ugly. Try being that guy that no one will ever listen to or take seriously because nobody remember an ugly guy.
You are so damn ignorant.
>>28342208
>I am, from what I hear and what I experience, a very attractive straight male.
And I'm telling you right now, that you aren't.
Here's a reality check for you. You look like an ugly-ass 15 year old. You look like you vape outside the skate park with middle schoolers. Your nose is big and ugly, you have girly lips, your face lacks any sort of chiseled definition, your hair is terrible. Anyone who has told you that you're attractive is lying to you, either out of kindness or malice.
>>28342208
He's not saying you're a narcissist, he's saying that you're deluding yourself.
>>28342261
I mean, I find that with girls there is a pyramid going on in terms of potential mates.
Hunks, mega-chads, Brad Pitt type, alphas with muscular builds are easily at the top of the pyramid
and then down a level is where average alpha males fall in place
one more level down and you have handsome, Zac Efron type, cute men.
and I guess I'm in that category.
>>28342066
fucking looooooooooooooooooooooool
I support your confidence tho senpai. More power to you.
>>28342066
When you google reverse image search this you get lots of xray bones. I guess what it's trying to say is you should be a corpse.
>>28342375
>Zac Efron type, cute men.
>and I guess I'm in that category.
someone needs to splash some cold water in your face dude
wake UP
Your biggest mistake was posting your face, OP. Your second was trying to change a robot.
>>28342341
This is the blowback I get from trying to help you spergs out with your lives
and then later on you'll see threads about suicide and antidepressants and "how do i get grills to like me"
I'm not saying that helping you guys out is hopeless, but it's hopeless.
>>28342066
>I'm suuper attractive!
>posts blurry as fuck photo of face
>>28342452
Here's your problem: you're referring to r9k as a single entity. We are lots of people. We have some attractive people, some celibates, some losers, some people who just don't give a fuck and a few people who make those threads you're talking about. Then we have you. The people who just don't understand.
Get out.
>>28342443
LOL
>your biggest mistake was posting your face
Please don't hack me dude I take back what I said
>>28342066
you look like an ugly lesbian
>>28341612
>So if I ever have a very serious point that I want to bring up about xyz situation, it usually gets drowned out because
>omfg I want to fuck him!
the fuck?
so you bring up an important, intelligent point in a conversation and all the women just swoon and talk about how they want to fuck you?
this is bait, not even Chad would get that kind of reaction
>>28342492
I'm not threatening you, dumbass. I'm saying you're retarded.
>>28342066
you're sooooo hot!!!!! omg, femanon here, i love your baby fat face and feminine features that let me know you're skinny-fat as hell and out of shape. i am just wet over your weak ass jawline, 14-year-old-lesbian emo hair, and soft, shy, pussy demeanor. would bang 10000x and would be too distracted in any situation by your devilish good looks to focus on anything else teehee!
>>28342066
omfg I want to fuck him!
he's so hot!!!
>>28342066
You look like a skinnier version of an autist I knew with gay hair instead of generic black hair.
The lips, glasses and lighting throw me off and let me tell you, you are not as good looking as you think you are.
P.S. Gamma comes after Beta.
>>28342581
?
DTF 24/7 365 bb
Sorry OP, I was gonna make a big long post, but I couldn't focus. I just kept thinking about how much I want to fuck you.
I don't know why anyone is talking. He looks way better than any of you ever will.
>>28342481
Anon, I love you.
C'est originale
>>28342670
LOL I love these. You're either the OP or someone who doesn't understand 4chan.
>posting a picture of your ugly friend and pretending to be him on 4chan
OP, this isn't a kind thing to do
>>28342452
who the fuck do you think you are trying to help anyone, fuck you, you ain't shit
>>28342742
>>28342481
real niqqas in dis LIT tread bitzhessss
>>28341612
>How being considered 'very attractive' is more of a burden than being considered ugly.
>>28342066
Woof. I wish I had that level of delusion.
>>28342838
If your nose was smaller you'd make a great trap.
>ugly reincarnation of narcissus posts thread thinking he is someone
>gets shat on
>goes quiet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA GET FUCKED
>>28342838
Anon, I'd make out with you. Why does that tripcode look so familiar?
>>28341612
The way you wrote that post makes me think you're secretly a girl, but dat boi is making me confused.
>>28342864
yeah well thats the idea
>>28342913
ive been around
>>28342066
For what's it's worth I would fuck you in the ass and then chop you up into a dumpster.
>>28342891
Hello.
I'm still here.
Also another point I forgot to make, and this is kind of up to genetics...
...having a deep voice.
Women
love
deep
voices.
Alright I'm going back to Overwatch peace out girlscouts
>>28342066
you look good
probably better with short hair that's gelled tho
>>28342960
I own a pistol.
Pic related is you IRL.
>>28342956
Oh, I remember now. You posted a picture of your sexy legs one time. I had no idea you'd be /that/ cute.
>>28342970
I am a feminine boy with a deep Irish accent and it annoys me.
>>28343038
if you wanna talk you can throw me an email
[email protected]
>>28341612
welcome to being a woman.
original commento
>>28342644
where were you when fresh cringe material was created right here on /r9k/?
You can be attractive but have a shit personality, i guess you could say like me? Im awkward as fuck. But thats why i only get hit on by men and the ocassional 7/10 women depending on how drunk they are.
>>28343078
kewl, buti gotta sleep so
>>28343189
OP here again,
Not gay, but you're attractive.
I don't know you entirely, but If you worked really hard to fix how you hold yourself up around people and maybe become a Gamma male, you could easily shoot for a 9/10.
>>28341612
>So if I ever have a very serious point that I want to bring up about xyz situation, it usually gets drowned out because
>>omfg I want to fuck him!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE THOUGHT THAT WOMEN COULD BE SERIOUS. BRUH I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW, HOLY SHIT. DID YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT WOMEN WANT TO HAVE SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS WITH UGLY GUYS AT ALL????????? THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT US WITHOUT WANTING TO VOMIT.
>>28342375
you're about as cute and handsome as a toilet bowl for small children who haven't learned how to use one yet.
now there's usually a difference between pic and real life but consider yourself lucky as fuck that you get to compare yourself to what i imagine are rat people and meth addicts. for you to be considered "attractive" someone literally has to spend 5 years in an african jungle.
>>28342066
Top pedo bait. I always wonder what guys like this will look like in ten years.
Anyways, OP, if you are going to give people advice do not say you're 18. I agree that posture and hygiene are very important, but browsing another board instead of /r9k/ might not matter at all; sane people from here do not talk about Chad or roasties or hypergamy in real life. Telling people to get off of 4chan and do something constructive would be better advice. What you said in the OP made me positive you were baiting, but after reading through the thread I'm not sure. However, you're hopelessly deluded if you think women are glossing over what you say because you're attractive. It's because the things you say aren't interesting to the women you talk to. Women certainly aren't more interested in things average or ugly men talk about, and they aren't in a state of uncontrollable sexual agitation every time you move your lips. Women ignore what you say either because they are inane and disinterested in any meaningful conversation, or because you aren't capable of any meaningful conversation.
