>tfw I don't live in NYC and fuck big booty Puerto Rican and Dominican girls
god I would love to live in the Bronx if it meant getting to mess with Rican qts
>>28333745
>tfw live on long island
>need 20 fucking dollars to run away to the city by train
This is ridiculous
>>28334491
Me too, I know that feel.
If you want to save money, you could take the Long Island bus to the subway, it takes a lot longer but if you're patient it's not that bad
>tfw live in Bronx
>tfw spic Robot
I wish I were white.
>>28334590
What kind of Latino?
And why do you want to be white? I'm white but it's nothing special, what matters is that you have your life together. Which I don't.
>>28334522
Fug I would but I live in a rich white neighboorhood as a NEET son to my father. No public transportation except a train station.
>>28333745
id rather live in florida and fuck cute brown girls. NYC is too cold
>>28334645
Can't you just have your dad give you more money if he's rich?
The train is way more convenient and it's what I always used to take before I became a NEET, but I often do the bus to subway combo now to save a total of about 20 bucks
>>28334612
Puerto Rican and Honduran. idk I just wish I had Nordic ancestry, I also hate my shit brown eyes and hair.
>>28334653
the weather is nice from April to October
>>28334692
Nothing wrong with black hair and brown eyes, dude
The women I find most attractive have that combination.
What part of the Bronx do you live in?
>>28334665
My dad doesn't give me money for stuff like that, only food and clothes and the occasional vidya. Besides, last time I did that I got stranded in Scarsdale through an unfortunate series of events.
>>28334766
Last time you borrowed money from him?
Why do you want to live in this god awful city?
I want to escape as far away as I can, god I hate this place but I know am stuck.
>>28334781
Yes, last time I borrowed money from him, I got stranded in Scarsdale. I meant to visit a friend in the city, so I asked my dad for 40 bucks for the day, then I ended up going to Scarsdale because he couldn't make it to the city. I used all my money to get to Scarsdale, and I ended up getting arrested for wandering around at night while a string of robberies were taking place.
My father has low expectations of me.
>>28334828
It has its flaws but it's overall a great city
>tfw Hoboken
>you will never officially be a resident of NYC despite being closer to the heart of Manhattan than almost anywhere in any other borough
>NJ will never be respected
>>28334830
Always have extra money to get home, I learned that lesson the hard way
Thankfully I was only stranded in Lower Manhattan though, and not Westchester
>>28334721
i went to NYC this april. it was cold and windy desu
>>28334835
fuck youThis post is original you damn dirty jap
>>28334882
It's usually comfortable in April, sometimes really nice
And summer in NYC is just lovely, not just the weather but the shit going on
>>28334913
I don't get what your problem is, even if you're an aspie, it's better to be an aspie here than in the middle of nowhere
>>28333745
Each one of these boroughs is also a county, being one of the counties of the state of New York, same as the rest.
In general, US counties and their equivalents have so-called county seats (sometimes called by other names like shire towns in Vermont, but it's the same thing). County seats are the centers of local government, and they commonly have the critical local public infrastructure like a county courthouse, the big cop shop in the county, a local government center, and maybe other things. County seats tend to be among the larger towns in their area, but not necessarily.
Many towns and cities proper, or municipalities, have territory in more than one county. But having territory /comprised/ of five counties is a unique political geographic situation for NYC. Now ask yourself these questions:
Is NYC the "county seat" of all five counties, or boroughs?
Is there any such thing in the USA as a municipality (town, city) which has physical territory in more than one state?
>>28334590
>Another robot in the Bronx
what the fuck I thought I was the only one
>>28334945
Not necessarily. Depending on the aspie (or especially robot), rural/lower rent life may be vastly preferable to being surrounded by turbonormies 24/7. And New York is normie central. It's a question of personal temperament, preference.
A few weeks ago some anon was describing working in food, serving happy yuppie types who are constantly talking about how great their lives are, and absolutely fucking hating it. He described himself as "a shade. A bitter, hateful shade." I liked the phrase.
>>28335018
you two aren't the only one, I live a few blocks away from the Yankee stadium
Can you buy me Liquor?
>>28335018
that must have been rough being a robot in one of those ghetto ass Bronx high schools
>>28334653
White guy in South Florida here. My dad grew up in a Dominican neighborhood in Queens and he says it's better here.
>>28335035
I see tons of weirdos in New York
Where in rural areas, everybody is essentially a redneck normie
>>28333745
New York is a lot like Coca Cola.
Overrated and bad for your health.
>>28334989
>Is there any such thing in the USA as a municipality (town, city) which has physical territory in more than one state?
Kansas City?
>>28335060
What, better for Latina booty or weather?
>>28335067
Coke is not overrated and it's not as bad for your health as the garbage food people stuff their faces with
>>28333745
How the fuck do poor immigrants afford to live in NYC? I saw apartment prices there and nothing was below $1200 a month
>>28334612
You can piss anyone off by just rubbing your skin and looking at them, I would count that as a plus
>>28335084
>unironically defending coke and New York at the same time
>>28334852
hey I'm in Hoboken too
>tfw nobody will ever respect NJ
>>28335084
>garbage food people stuff their faces with
Like the food on every corner of New York?
>>28335060
>south florida
how are the women there? you have a qt black/brown gf?
>>28335065
I thought of that while writing, but you know exactly what I mean. Some combination of rich/sociable/regular sex life obliterates any "cultural/eccentric" claim to weirdness, as far as r9k is concerned.
Just because you're wearing a funny hat in SoHo or some shit and have an obscure outsider art collection does not exclude you from normie-dom. The mentally ill homeless dude has a better claim to being "weird" in the acceptably robot sense. Yes, I know NYC has plenty of those.
You still have to live among the rich bobos though. or near them anyway.
>>28335036
saving up for Mother's Day, sorry anon
>>28335040
It wasn't too bad. The niggers in my highschool mostly went at each other rather than me
>>28335114
They rent rooms that go from $500 to $800 a month, depending on the location.
>>28335114
They live many people to one apartment.
>>28335126
Well yeah, but that's besides the point. Most people don't eat street food every day, anyway.
>>28335121
Are you some sweet tea drinking hick out in the country somewhere?
>>28335036
Shit nigga, I live near 176 and East Tremont. I would totally buy you alcohol but I'm actually in Westchester right now.
>>28335167
Literally rooms, though, not whole apartments
Or they'll share a 2BR amongst multiple families
>>28335183
>Immediately assumes you're a hick and drinking soda water is cool and contemporary
Sorry, I couldn't hear you gurgle between your fat rolls, Yankee
>>28335195
Is that like the most ghetto part of the Bronx these days? I feel like Mott Haven isn't even that hood anymore
>>28335160
But what about socially? Like do you get made fun of for not dressing ghetto fabulous?
>>28335074
I don't believe so. Kansas City is simply the (same) name of two completely different municipalities, one in KS, the other in MO, which happen to neighbor each other. Neither appears to have territory in the other state. They are two legally and physically distinct, yet obviously related things.
>>28335233
I didn't say drinking excessive soda is good. And I'm far from overweight, but I have a feeling you're a fat hick who drinks sweet tea and stuffs his face with ribs but thinks he's healthy because he doesn't drink soda.
>>28335238
People deal in my lobby and whenever I open the door I immediately get hit with the smell of weed. A couple of years ago I saw someone die in front of my building.
>>28335304
Do you live in the projects?
Idk, they are good for a smash, but honestly they age like shit due to being partially native American. Also many folks from the city are rather hood and only associate with hood folks.
Honestly they aren't worth your time.
any robots in paris tonight
>>28335262
I get the feeling you have no idea what you're talking about, just like most people in New York.
Yankees are often pissy, whiny little haters who can't even own a gun so they run around plexin little plastic switchblades like they know something. I've been to New York. Place is an overgrown garbage heap that never shuts the fuck up.
>>28335390
lmao, ricans and dominicans are barely native american
and they age pretty well
>>28335123
I have a hard time respecting it myself sometimes.
>tfw drooling ex-frat boys and young mothers with strollers make up 99% of this city's population
at least we have tony boloney's and dat waterfront
>>28335402
The only one hating here is you. You seem to be awfully insecure about New York.
>tfw living in bed stuy
>tfw not bangin big booty bitches
>>28335390
this sounds like something someone from riverhead who never goes to "the city" would say
>>28335439
bed stuy is more about big booty black bitches lol
>>28335123
I wouldn't mind living in NJ, and I was born and raised in Brooklyn.
>>28335467
>bed stuy is more about big booty black bitches
sounds good to me
What's up with california?
I went solo travelling there this year as a brit and saw some weird shit.
>crazy homeless people covering the streets, even in places like hollywood
>in several cities I went in there was a butch lesbian female with a skinhead shouting crazy shit at people, one was even half naked by venice beach
>everyone's a fucking tourist or of other nationality
>people that want to mug you at night (another brit was mugged and killed in san francisco around the time i was there)
>disgusting litter-filled streets almost everywhere
>>28335363
No but it feels like it sometimes, fucking Dominicans playing loud ass music outside my window when the weather is decent.
central CT here
how do I take a train to the city and how cheap is it?
>>28335534
If there's a metro north station by you, you can take it from there to Grand Central in midtown Manhattan
It probably costs like 15 bucks or so each way
>>28335521
california needs to break away already
fuck california
>>28335435
>You seem to be awfully insecure about New York
Look lil nigga, if someone calls a spade a spade, there's no insecurity about it. A spade is a spade.
New York is full of Assholes and garbage everywhere.
When you waste money to see a pile of shit like New York you might be mad one day, too. Until then enjoy strokin that big apple dick and don't forget to swallow.
Do Jewish NY girls like tall white guys?
>>28335524
haha, the actual projects are even worse though
What's your neighborhood called, Tremont? If I had to live in the Bronx I'd probably choose Mott Haven or Kingsbridge, I like those areas.
>>28335562
>>28335534
I just looked up the fare from Stamford to Grand Central and it's $21.
>>28335568
What's wrong with it compared with other states?
>>28335578
>hurr I went to Manhattan one time so I know exactly what New Yorkers are like
>>28335621
Round trip?
>>28335524
>tfw i had to live in the south bronx during the crime wave
What's it like now?
>>28335562
there's a metro north relatively close but an amtrak station even closer
only 15? not bad
too bad I know nothing of the logistics
>>28335621
stamford is a bit far from me
>>28335578
so quit dodging him like a pussy and say where you're from
>>28335648
It's still the hood but it's nowhere near as bad as it was in the 80s and 90s. I feel comfortable walking around there. Parts of the South Bronx are even expected to gentrify.
>>28335653
Amtrak is probably more expensive.
NYC meetup?
>>28335752
I would be down once I have enough money
Any ideas in mind?
>>28335728
just checked amtrak and it was giving me 44 bucks cheapest for a one way ticket tomorrow
it's about a 25 minute drive to the metro north station too
>>28335769
take the metro north then, you'll save a lot of money
>>28335639
One way
>>28335648
As you can imagine being a robot I rarely leave my home but it seems relatively chill, I haven't heard any gunshots just a couple of small time dealers selling dimes and nicks.
>>28335653
So it will probably cost more.
>>28335728
Glad to hear it got better. I lived in the Monroe projects and my best friend got shot up at that park by PS100 when we were like 6. I couldn't go trick or treating after that./
>>28335036
saving up for Mother's Day, sorry anon
>>28335040
It wasn't too bad familia. The niggers in my highschool mostly went at each other rather than me
I live in Brooklyn and it sucks so bad. I'm a spic but I look pure European and to niggers that makes no difference.
>>28335788
>>28335804
thanks lads i'll look into metro north
>>28335822
Brooklyn is huge and varied though, you could just move to a different neighborhood.
And what makes you say that? Do you get harassed for being white or something?
>>28335768
Idk we could do some drugs or hit up a bar
>>28335822
What part of Brooklyn?
I'm around Flatbush Ave & Bedford.
Anyone know any smokeasies in the city?
>>28335883
I'm definitely down to go to some bars
But I'd like to stay out late though, I hate getting bombed before midnight
What are your opinions on Queens NYC anons
>tfw Manhattan bot
>tfw go to a small r9k meetup with fellow Manhattan robots
>tfw end up being like 4-5 years older than everyone
>tfw have to leave early for work but leave my number with them
>tfw no one ever texts you back
All these people in Manhattan and all I ever see are my own shoes
>>28334590
ayyy
thought i was the only one
>>28335908
I told you a million times in /soc/ that there's a place that legally allows smoking called Circa Tabac. And where I live in the suburbs, there's a watering hole that allowed smoking the last time I went.
>>28335927
I'm in LI, but I love Queens, not as much as Brooklyn though
>>28335927
i'm not from queens but i think it's really cozy there
it gives off that city vibe while being cozy suburbs
plus you can pretty much see the city from queens
>>28335952
That place is overpriced and filled with cunt bags, but thanks anon for repeating it 100 times.
>>28335878
I would but the money just isn't there yet and yes I get harassed for being a dirty cracka.
>>28335893
East New York. It's a shithole, don't ever come here.
>live in a nice part of Brooklyn
>but there are so many balanced and healthy families walking their kids out there
>i never go outside
>never
Also, pic related. That's an escort within a 10 minute walk of me right now. I would never leave my house though.
>>28335975
You could have told me the first time. I really don't know what else to tell you, dude. The way the city is, the health inspectors would find out pretty quick if there was a bar that allowed smoking.
I think there are some private clubs that allow it, though.
I live in Greenpoint. Most of Brooklyn is perfectly safe now. ENY and Brownsville would be the exceptions.
>>28336014
Do people really harass you for being white? I'm white and I've walked around that neighborhood and other black neighborhoods before, never had any problems.
There are other cheap (for NYC standards) neighborhoods to live in that aren't super ghetto, btw.
>>28335927
I lived in Queens for 6 years. I lived in Laurelton, Broad Channel and Far Rockaway.
Far Rockaway was the worst..way too far and too ratchet. Some kid got shot up by a guy with an AK-47 a few years back and there was a shooting by some hoods right in front of my house last year.
I miss Laurelton.
>>28336014
>East New York
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
>>28336051
Yep, I would say the same thing.
>>28336076
Broad Channel is a weird ass neighborhood, it seems like.
Far Rockaway does seem both ghetto and way too far out, but the Rockaways do hae some nicer parts. Laurelton seems chill, though.
>tfw cousins are big booty Latinas in NYC
I worry for them
I live in this area, someone please come and kill me.
>>28336014
I live in ENY too. It is so shit, I wish I could leave.
new yorkers, how often do you see celebrities on the street?
>>28334491
frankie teardrop?
>>28336187
New York isn't Hollywood.
>>28336267
well i know but there are celebrities living in nyc
it just seems like a crazy city with things happening always
>>28334852
>>28335123
Write to your local political rep, and to Mayor Cuomobergstein too. Maybe you can get Hoboken added as a new borough. Then you too can enjoy the pleasures of getting 40% of your wages garnished by the gubmint.
>>28336383
>implying I want to be a part of NY
>>28335568
Yeah lol fly over meth head states rule!! Get rid of $2.3 trillion GSP!!!
>>28336187
I met Steven Van Zandt at a 7/11 in Manhattan
tfw turned into a NYC-aphile after falling in love with someone who lives there but nothing ever came of it.
>started watching anything and everything that was set in nyc.
>there is surprisingly a lot of stuff
>buy tshirts with nyc shit on it
>always say it's a great place
>want to go there on vacation some time
Dunno how to feel now.
>>28336128
University Heights? How hood is it?
>>28336540
i'm guessing you enjoyed how i met your mother
>>28336540
I just left Manhattan, moved to Florida. Manhattan is a shit hole, Florida kicks ass.
>>28336543
I rarely leave my home so I wouldn't know but I suppose somewhat hood.
>>28336573
Oh yeah that one is ok but it has too many series. I like CSI or daredevil or jessica jones on netflix, iZombie is in nyc too i think. Hmm there are a lot of cop shows set in nyc that were good too. Films also.
>>28336612
where in florida? i want to move to st petersburg
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>>28334491
Nassau?
>>28337010
Not him but I live in Nassau
bumping
Calle me Ishmael. Many years ago, never mind how many exactly, I bumped a thread, or as I like to say now, I "Trumped" a thread.
>>28336621
So how can you hate your neighborbood if you don't leave your house?
>>28334924
>And summer in NYC is just lovely
Dude the weather is awful. It's too hot and humid.
>>28333745
I love in the Bronx and Brooklyn and went to a school with a shot ton of latinas. Oh my god nice fat asses, small waists galore. Kennedy high school that closed down I went to a chartery school in it my brother actually went there
>>28335195
I live on throngs neck pass by east Tremont a lot. I went to Westchester beautiful place at lest where I went to
>>28339726
At night, the weather is perfect
>>28335893
I'm around crown heights
Where do qt Puerto Rican girls hang out in New York?
I love walking through The Bronx on a warm day
Do those Nuyorican chicks like white guys?
who /astoria/ here?
