I just woke up a from a very vivid dream.
>be in an auditorium for some employment workshop shit in my home country apparently
>look to the sides and see name of my current uni emblazoned
>must have sponsored this shit
>was seated next to some IT sperg
>Apparently he was working for my dad
>He was working on some spreadsheet while watching robot videos on youtube in his laptop and doesn't really give a shit to what the speaker is saying
>check my documents with me
>for some reason there are a couple of weird sepia polaroid photos included
>remembered two of them clearly
>both them had a naked, fat, hairy guy
>one had a clump of shit in it
>while the other had a naked prepubescent boy with long blonde hair
>I remembered all of the photos being the same way: nothing really pornographic in itself but is really suggestive in fucked up ways
>the pics were reminiscent of color climax or rodox
>go home
>was about to jack off to some hentai manga
>dad burst into my room, angry about some shit he found in another computer that was apparently mine as well
>go and have a look
>wake up
So what's up with that?
Were you by chance browsing 4chan before you went to sleep?
About the only thing of value to interpret from this is that you feel like you're disappointing your dad.
Step up your game, son.
>>28312923
I was in /biz/ posting my resume for critique
>>28312871
Stand the fuck back! I shall analyze your dream using Freudian psychoanalysis, the only veritable method for the task at hand!
While an infant you had a pre-genital attraction to your mother/mother figure that was, unconsciously, perceived as being interrupted by a father figure (your dad or a strict aunt, etc.) and this allowed you to desire other beings. Assuming that you are male since you said jack off. So, due to insufficient identification with this father figure, whom you perceived as weak, a refuse or residue (feces) compared to the stern role of representing manliness to you, you had an uncertain and anxious/neurotic life and sex life (if you had any at all). This residue bit is reinforced by the fact that you describe a part of your dream as "doesn't really give a shit to what the speaker is saying". This seemingly innocent phrase actually shows that speech, which is associated with fatherly interdiction (law), has been ignored because the father was not deemed worthy unconsciously. Hence the pictures of shit and unworthy disgusting fat men.
While the prepubescent boy with long blonde hair doesn't necessarily need to be you, it is an image of childhood, showing that your ideal ego has been shaped by this failed fatherly figure.
Now, I'm not good with technical terms, but googling rodox gave me retro porn and "climax" is also used to describe the orgasm, showing that your very desire towards others has been shaped by this initial father figure.
Obviously however, the insufficiency returns to haunt you, making you unable to fully enjoy the partiality of hentai. So, your father's interdiction of enjoyment of the mother, while freeing your desire to pursue other people (because the mother figure is no longer accessible), did not reinforce your desire sufficiently.
I hope I was clear enough. That'll be 500$ and see you tomorrow!
But seriously, how close was I?
>>28312871
I think your dream is telling you that you will end up like the fat hairy guy if you don't get your shit together and that your dad is an asshole but is right about your computer browsing habits being bad.
>>28314073
OP's probably long gone.
>>28314096
D-Does that mean we can post whatever we want in this thread?
>>28314174
I guess. Why is that relevant?
>>28314185why is it not?
>>28312871
Is your name Jared by any chance?
>>28314377
You can post anything you want, you just have to believe!
