>stop trying to be funny, you aren't funny.
>you know nobody likes you
>>28302577
>you know everyone hates you, right?
originall
>>28302577
> you're so boring
> omg sorry, it just popped out of my mouth
that was 4 years ago. been 100% recluse mode since
>uhh who invited you anon?
>>28302577
>you're not witty, you're not funny, stop trying
>my friends laugh and high five the guy that said it
Thanks everyone.
>why don't you ever smile?
>do you even have emotions?
>>28302577
> omg shut up anon
> yeah why do you have to always try so hard
> aren't you embarrassed
>who did you go to prom with?
>>28302577
you don't have to be funny just be clever or witty
>you know we're only your friend because our mom makes us, and nobody really likes you, right?
>I wonder if you would have any friends if you weren't funny, anon
That shit was out of nowhere and completely uncalled for. You fucking asshole.
>oh look who decided to come out of their room!
>relatives erupt in laughter
>are you gay?
>don't you have a girlfriend?
>what do you even do all day?
>>28302825
What was he even implying? That you're an asshole except that you're funny?
FUCK EM! FUCK ALL OF EM! WE ARE BETTER THAN THOSE DEGENERATES! WE DONT NEED THEIR APPROVAL TO BE SOMETHING
>anon, I dont mean to be rude but you're really making us uncomfortable. You're trying too hard to become friends with us. Could you please leave? I hope you understand.
>>28302853
that he has no uses apart from making people feel better for a few seconds
bit rude tbH
>>28302729
What a passive-aggressive cunt.
>>28302830
Oh my god I used to get this SO often
>What? I don't understand you
>God you're useless
>>28302783
This one hits hard.
>you look so serious all the time
i can't help i have anxiety and high vigilance
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
>>28302862
oh right ty
>>28302883
THEY'RE ALLLL GONNA FUCKIN' PAY
UPRISING NOW
>Anon could you go? This is kind of a me and Stacy thing.
>>28302830
they said cave instead of room for me
it made me feel like poo poo
worst i've ever gotten is
>you're weird, anon
you guys need to meet better people
>>28302577
>oh my god you're so robotic
>wow why are you always serious?
IM TRYING MY BEST HERE GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
>Oh my GOD Anon why don't you ever, like, talk?!
>Oh, you were joking? I couldn't tell because you're so serious all the time!
>Hey anon, I heard you were hanging out with Christine. Are you guys going out?
>hehe we are just friends...
I was so stuck in the beta orbit that I even admitted
>'So what are you doing with yourself these days anon?'
>'N-n-not much, I haven't been as busy as I'd like'
>(smirks to the other normalfags) 'That's good. It's good to relax.'
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUU
>>28303025
i hate these kinds of people
whenever i actually want to do something fun like outdoor shit they dismiss it and call it too dangerous and boring
Goodness you weebs sound so pathetic. Sometimes I think about those of you who want to go to Japan and live there, but if you can't handle such things over in your own countries you'd never be able to handle the level of snark from the Japs.
>someone makes a joke
>I think they're serious
>I was kidding anon
>oh haha
>>28303239
>someone is serious
>i think they're joking
>"what's so funny"
>haha, oh my god me and anon??? we don't look like a couple at all! Hahaha
Said when someone mentioned that the girl I was trying to gf at high school and I looked like a couple.
>he wouldn't hurt a fly
>this is why everyone hates you
>why are you even here
>no-one even likes you
I talked to them less and less and started developing a deep hatred for them slowly. I started getting thoughts of beating the shit out of them.
I suppose none of you will give a shit why they told me this, but I'll tell you and I want to vent. I had a group of friends who hated me, like, really, really hated me with a passion. I only stayed with that group because I had no friends at all then and I couldn't find more better friends. I was a dick and I still am, and have a shit personality. They have said to me on multiple occasions that I am a shit person and they won't sit by me in class, even if they have to. Being the cuck I am, I just had to take it and deal with it until I dropped out of uni and became a NEET. I got into Skype calls with one of my friends who was in their friend group as well and let's just say that they would kick me without warning. I developed a deep, deep, deep hated for those fucks. Not only do they hate me, but they stole my best friend, and now I feel like a betrayed cuck.
I doxxed two of them and sent twenty pineapple/supreme pizzas to their houses and put their home phones on /soc/ so they'd get harassed by normie men trying to get pussy. They never found out it was me and I just kek'd and forgot all about them.
Why the fuck did I tell you about this.
>>28303239
You literally have Autism Anon, I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.
>Move let him watch the game
>bro i know you eat the pussy stop being shy about it, how many girls you fucking man?
>you are a fucking genius man, how do you know like basically everything
>anon can you drive me 125 miles to my doctors appointment? Never calls again
>man you make me feel so good, you're such a nice guy, you're so happy man
No I fucking hate sports, my IQ is 100, and I don't fucking know everything. I have never fucked a person in my life, i get used a lost because i try to be a decent human. I am fucking miserable, I'm on six 5 different medications on their highest dosage and I take adderall ir and xr. I'm fucked you fucking faggots holy shit people fucking suck.
>be 14
>at school with friends
>friends start making plans with each other for the weekend
>they never speak to you
>they start ignoring you
This is why dogs are better than people.
>>28303338
did you try being a good person instead?
>>28302577
>Yeah bro, you'll get one eventually.
>Just talk to the chicks man, it's that easy.
>Wahh why can't I get more than 5 girls a month
My only friends are alphas and failed normies anf the only reason they keep me around is that I know them since kindergarten.
>>28303681
Robots aren't good people senpai
>>28302577
>Guy in glass gives my number to some girl he knows
>Seen a pic of her, looks good
>She calls me and we try to chat
>I stutter a bit and try to make small talk
>Her friends are laughing in the background
>"Well anon, you sound like a freak"
>Hangs up
>>28303739
Jesus how old were you?
>>28303739
>In class*
FUCK I CAN'T DO ANYTHIG RIGHT JUST FUCKING END IT
>>28303760
Just glass yourself famular
>>28303338
>I started getting thoughts of beating the shit out of them.
Should've done it.
>Anon, why are you always so mad?
>I'm not,what makes you think I am?
>I-I'm sorry, it's ok
>she runs off to a group of chads
>they all look at me like I just beat the shit out of her
I've never even so much as spoke up in class, why am I always assumed to be some violent psychopath?
>>28303784
Yeah lads , this thread is pretty depressing desu.
You guys really need to tell people to fuck off when they get mean otherwise you'll get regrets all your life and it will probably affect your adult life.
at least the youngfags lurking here know what they need to do.
>>28303756
14. Needless to say I never really found confidence in myself. It wasn't just that, though, I've been bullied by girls in school since I was 5. They know I couldn't do anything back or else I would ger in serious shit, most of the teachers were females so there was a lot of bias. The closest thing to a relationship I had was talking to a girl online and she tore into me because of "lol Bipolar" and I enabled it, she dropped me to marry some other guy (a blessing in disguise) and despite it all, it really hurt because I tried to picture a life away from home, a fresh start with her and now it's all gone.
>>28303338
there's still time to solve things anon
you know what to do
>>28303338
That's a terrible story anon.
if you ever feel like suiciding you know what to do first
>Make a shifty joke everyone looks at you
>Chad says the exact same thing and everyone giggles like kawaii Japanese school girls
That was when I realised I am worthless and I should give up trying because no one would ever like me, even if I found a cure for cancer. Likability is something people are born with and can't be learned or mastered. In some way I've become happier over time not giving a fuck trying to impress people but I'd still love to have just one day where people with yuck up my shit
>>28303338
you have nobody to blame but yourself retard
>>28302825
>I wonder have you have friends if you talk to everyone like a cunt
Should of said that
>>28302577
>>28302705
>>28302947
"school is the happiest time of your life".
>>28302851
>How can you spend all day on the computer
T. Stacy who is always face first in their phone
>How can you play shifty games all day
T. Normie who has over 500 hours clogged into COD and FIFA
>Jesus that anime shit is for little girls
T. Someone who non ironically loves Capeshit and Minions
Then shut the fuck up. Jesus, why must autists think they're perfect for comedy.
>your laugh is weird and your smile is creepy
>omgggggg why do you always look so depressed you downer
>>28303009
I kind of get this one. It is unnerving when the serious one cracks a joke
>>28303680
you again. Haven't seen you in a while. Still haven't gotten that wanwan?
>>28303338
Honestly you DO sound like an extremely shitty person
>>28302577
As a comedian it does piss me off when unfunny people try and make jokes.
>>28303803
I almost wish I was far enough gone to do everything I wanted to everyone who's wronged me, but on the other hand I guess I should be happy I don't want to be dead or in jail. If my life ever stops being comfy, though, I'll track them all down and exact some retribution.
>>28303976
You don't belong here if you don't immediately recognize that statement and its implications, which have nothing to do with whether or not you're actually funny.
>>28303996
Well considering I'm literally paid for being funny, I think it sort of does make me an expert.
>>28302577
>tfw i'm actually really funny and women used to like being with me, but still none of them wanted to hook up.
dont tell me you have it worse anon, nothing is worse than knowing you're doing good, but stiil you dont understand
Robots aren't funny. They have a worse sense of humour than women. But you guys are good at other things, like hating women. And smelling.
>>28304009
Do you do stand up?
>>28304011
Women don't owe you sex for making jokes, Bill Cosby.
>>28303680
same thing happened to me. when i started talking about something that they were going to do they just bluntly said "you aren't going"
>>28304009
are you one of those comedians that has good delivery but just makes crude jokes or are you actually witty and/or clever?
>>28304009
That is beside the point, and since you obviously don't get it I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
>>28303978
same here , i don't wanna spend my life in a shitty jail. there's a lot of things i'd do before retribooting. i'd start by trying to live innawoods.
>>28302783
I always reply with "if your can't say anything nice don't stay anything at all and believe me there's plenty to say about you"
>>28304032
they're not your friends then , anon.
you guys don't even need to "grow balls" , just be aware that someone tries to make you feel like shit and tell him to fuck off. normies wont even fight anyways.
>>28304026
Oh please, up untill now i've only heard femenist say that ''just because you're nice to me, doesn't mean i owe you my body''.
Which nobody claims anyways, never understood this argument, i'm not looking for a one night stand
>>28304062
You said that you don't get why they don't hook up with you because you're funny. That's exactly what you said.
Also that's exactly what every beta manbaby says when they accuse a woman of "friendzoning" them.
>>28304054
Yeah, the problem is that everyone here has an inferiority complex so they don't have enough pride to tell people to fuck off. It's sad to see, but at this point most of them can't change their mindset.
>>28304054
this happened years ago, anyway if I didn't hang out with them I'd be a complete loner.
>stop trying to be funny
>you dont understand drinking is fun
>why dont you ever talk to anyone
>why the fuck would you send me free shit? fuck off
>youre just being lazy
>are you gay? you sound gay
>>28304144
Being a loner is better, have some self-respect.
>>28304146
>>why the fuck would you send me free shit? fuck off
What's the context of this?
>>28304146
>why the fuck would you send me free shit? fuck off
>giving normies free shit
Don't go down there, anon.
>>28304146
>>why the fuck would you send me free shit? fuck off
who told you this? some prideful nerd on an MMO? the fuq
>>28302825
It never occurred to me before but this might be how my friends see me. They always find me entertaining, but I have a reputation for being quite a jerk. Jokes on them though, becausethat's just a mask so they don't find out what I'm really like ;_;
>>28303976
Yes kkk mr president lots of people dieds from your pissedoffedness...
>anon, are you gay?
>Seriously, I've been wondering, I've never seen you with a girl
I'm fat, how many fat gays are there?
>you always look so angry
>do you even have a personality?
>oh yeah youre that one with the weird walk right?
>>28303142
That's because when people talk about "keeping yourself busy" they mean getting completely wasted out of your mind. If you don't enjoy doing that then they'd probably rather you just stay in your cave where they don't have to deal a weirdo who doesn't want to get hammered all the time.
>>28304170
Sending people a message about some game being free or something.
>>28304173
I literally have a list for cool people and delete the rest. Some guy the other day was like fuck you faggot blah blah blah so I basically doxed him and found his shitty youtube channel and gave it like 2000 downvotes so now he has like 6 upvotes and he might as well make a new channel. I felt justice was served that day.
>>28304178
Ive been told this by at least 40 people.
>"hey man EA is giving away battlefield 3 today"
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCK OFF DONT MESSAGE ME OR MY CHILD EVER AGAIN"
>>28304102
Pls elaborate. I don't understand what you mean.
>>28304081
Sorry i made a translation error anon, i ment ralationship, not cum & dump.
>>28304297
It means they think they deserve the abuse they get, so they hate themselves instead of hating the people who fucked with them.
>>28304323
We're not women. We're all big pussies really
>>28304170
i'd prefer to pretend to be in a social circle rather than being alone which i thought was the most humiliating thing
>every time I see you, you look like you want to jump off a cliff
Haha jokes on her. Bullet is actually my first choice.
>>28304343
classic "failed normie" thinking
>>28304342
Not really, it just takes an exceptional amount of willpower to not believe something when everyone tells you it's the case.
>>28304394
Pretty much.
>>28304394
please explain the characteristics of a failed normie for me.
>>28304240
>omg you dont even know how to party anon
>i hate straight edge faggots like you
>me and stacy are going to go get drunk
>hate alcohol
>420blazeitfaggot
>definitely going to do shrooms and maybe acid soon
>used to move bundles and bundles of weed from stash house to dealers
>any of the weed they smoked I probably held in my own hands
Wow budlight and $9 tequila? SHIT NIGGA U CRAY CRAY
>"let's take a group photo!"
>"who's gonna snap the picture?"
>everyone glares at you
>>28304454
it's essentially just a robot trying too hard to fit in
>>28302970
I wish we could have chosen the people we met.
>>28302577
>big group photo
>everyone getting into position
>'wait you can't see anon in the pic'
>'doesn't matter '
>>28304231
From where im from, a lot actually
>>28302577
>aww anon i love you man, you always say the funniest things! every time you open your mouth you say something gold
:3
who here /funnyguy/
>>28303939
Nope. Not yet.
>>28304032
desu senpai, its the worst feel, I stopped hanging out with them at school after that happened, they didn't seem to care.
>>28302577
>hah, why dont you just like, not think about that stuff?
>just be yourself (unironically)
>girls just wanna have fun
>>28303680
>be 15
>at school
>walking alone past some group who's having a conversation
>one of them says "anon is welcome too"
>try to join the group
>ask "where am I welcome?"
>another person in the group says "you aren't welcome anywhere, fuck off"
>leave
>>28304859
savage
you kinda asked for it
>>28302577
>autistic childhood friend becomes chad
>ask for advice
>literally tells me to just be myself
post yfw you realize memes are real
>whatever girl becomes your girlfriend will be the luckiest girl in the world
>>28304954
Can we change this to a compliments thread?
>You look like what Hitler had in mind.
>You're so smart anon
>>28304873
maybe I did, although back then it looked and sounded like the welcoming person said it to both the group and to me
then again, I've never read people very well
>>28305065
>Wow, you're so huge!
>You're so smart! Why aren't your grades higher?
High school was the last time I was complimented. That was years ago
>>28305098
>You're so smart, why aren't your grades higher?
Every fucking day
>>28305065
Genuine, sincere, unironic compliments?
>Anon is one of our stars
One of my former college professors/teachers said that to one of the bosses in my workplace.
This was about 3 years ago when I still had a job.
>>28304797
>TFW I've been told Ime that perfect blend of random, quirkey and funny to start a lets play channel
I hate normies
>>28305065
Yeah but it hurts when it's the girl you like who says that to you
>>28304797
reporting in
Not talkative at all though. Just have a sharp wit and good ears.
>>28305065
>I'm lucky to be in this group assignement with you, anon, you're a genius!
>wow, that new haircut looks great on you!
>>28303338
That is good that you got them back a little, maybe they deserved even more than just that, I would say it's justified. I don't care what anyone says, revenge is a very very sweet thing to behold as long as it correlates with the level of severity appropriately on both sides; it makes the universe make a little more sense.
>>28303338
The cycle of hatred.
>>28305439
>it makes the universe make a little more sense
well said
sadly the people who treat you like that are usually the people who will have successfull lifes.
It will sound edgy but it's eat or be eaten , and it start the moment you're born.
>>28303009
Isn't that called being deadpan?
>>28305304
>>28305196
i find normies actually love my sense of humor because its so offbeat to them you just have to filter out certain stuff that isnt really hard. also..
>tfw I AM PAGLIACHI :<
>>28305065
>Can we change this to a compliments thread?
NO FUCK OFF NORMIE REAL ROBOTS NEVER GET COMPLIMENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28305614
We should shit out some Big Bang Theory teir sitcom and make millions of dollars
>>28305098
you're an amazing person anon, if I'm not your friend in this lifetime then I promise in the next i'll look look for you and compliment you everyday and tell you how much of an amazing dude you are.
I just want you to be happy dude, take a deep fucking breath and think of a goal, now think of the steps to achieve it, now fucking try, do it for me, a random guy probably 1000s of miles away from you, do it for me anon.
>>28303663
Maybe you should stop trying to act all /im fucked up don't mess with me/
>>28305510
a lot of deadpan relies on the speaker already being charismatic and well-liked, it is impossible to do deadpan if you're just some school shooter naruto fucking loser with no friends
>>28304458
Yeah, alcohol fucking sucks. Not sure why people like it when weed exists.
>>28305065
Some african street vendor in Paris called me a "sexyboy"
>>28303009
>I can't tell if you're serious, you're always joking!
Haha...but I was serious..
>>28306116
lmao i think he was just mocking you.
or trying to sell you shit.
live in paris m8? i do.
>>28306133
The other african dude was selling bracelets to my friend but this dude just look at me and said that.
I was there on a trip with my class
maybe i'm just a Chad
>"You do know we're laughing AT you right anon"
Fucking normies I fucking swear, at least you were laughing.
>Hey anon...... nothing
>Wait hey anon...... nothing haha
>HEY ANON!! ...... HAHA NEVERMIND HAHA
mfw
>You're so weird, but a good weird!
>>28303803
I always told people cruel at me like this to fuck off. Some cases, I'm glad I stood up for myself, but it doesn't come close to surpassing the negatives of rejection. Too much rejection and you get mentally broken.
The sad reality is some people are just not going to make it in society.
>>28302825
>tfw it was true
>>28302797
People don't ask this after HS right?
>>28306219
there's still the elliott solution.
>sorry, I can't be friends with a fat person
>>28304042
You are hypocrite if you say that anon
>>28302577
>being the guy that explains jokes and ruins them becomes an in-joke of the group
>>28302577
> qt I was trynna make gf calls me a creep.
Almost went full blown psychosis then. This was in my short stint at uni. Was living out of my car trynna study. Barely had the money to eat once a day. The one time I think the shithole isn't as deep and shit filled as can be turns out to be rife with fresh feces is pretty nerve rattling.
>>28303739
>sister has friends over
>one of them is cute and seems to be flirting with me
>anon, you'd better be careful I think my friend likes you
>fast forward a few months
>get friend's number from sister
>sister says it probably isn't a good idea
>my lonely adolescent mind says fuck it
>call her up
>hey, it's anon. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to do something
>she laughs and says she has to go because her boyfriend wants to fuck her
My onee-chan just wanted to protect me
>>28304009
stand up comedians are cringe worthy
>hello <insert random city>
*claps*
>wow <insert random city> is sure full of beautiful people
*claps and cheers*
>how bout that weather/sports team
*crowd goes insane*
most comedian actors are pretty bad aswell. people who think they are funny are kind of obnoxious.
>>28302982
>you finally talk
>they proceed to tell you to shut up because you're boring and shit
ok then
>>28302577
>>28302715
>>28302705
>>28302729
>>28302741
>>28302754
>>28302791
>>28302830
>>28302911
>>28302850
>>28302920
>>28302970
>>28302982
>>28303010
>>28303296
>>28303680
Heard all of these, can't read the rest of the thread, hurts too much.
>what's wrong with your hands?
That's my personal one. I have hyperhidrosis, so my hands and feet sweat unnaturally and I can't control it.
>No problems speaking/interacting
>but have a severe aversion to socialization
>extremely antisocial
>graduated highschool in 2010
>still have literally 0 friends, speak to noone
>enjoying the fuck out of it
Just embrace it anons.
if anyone ever told me to my face any of the things itt i would go on a fucking rampage against them.that is probably why they haven't told me anything
>>28306283
Ive gotten asked a few times coming out. I just tell them prom is gay, that works nowadays
>anon youre ugly
At least its straight and simple
>>28302577
>anon you are so smart! remember us when you get to the top
>tfw 24, unemployed, and living with parents
>>28304797
They laugh even if i say something serious.
>>28307262
>Just embrace it anons.
I already did.
t. one of the anons who already posted ITT
>people who take all these comments and do nothing
Don't you have any honor? Even if you hate yourself and know they are right, you shouldn't let them insult you like that without consequences.
>>28302860
filename
origano oriagno what's in the pocketano
>>28303025
>>(smirks to the other normalfags)
I fucking hate it when assholes do this shit, you could try to be a man and say it instead of doing feminine social games you faggots.
>tfw manlet
>tfw no one takes anything you say seriously
>tfw they think i'm joking when i'm dropping redpills about hitler
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28303338
>I doxxed two of them and sent twenty pineapple/supreme pizzas to their houses and put their home phones on /soc/ so they'd get harassed by normie men trying to get pussy
>>28309184
Honor is something that can be lost only among equals.
>>28309986
If they insult you they insult your family. Even if you are shit in every possible way you shouldn't let them tarnish your family name.
>tfw literally anything I say makes people laugh
jesus man this shit is easy. I could have an army of normies
>>28310101
What I said applies at that level well. Honor is a thing that exists among equals. If someone of lower standing insults someone of higher standing, it is the one of lower standing that is being dishonorable. The insulted party retains his dignity, if he and everyone else knows they are of higher standing. It's why Shakespeare made a point of saying that Capulet and Montague were equal in dignity. Because that is the time when honor matters. That is when honor is at stake. If a person lesser in dignity is insulted by someone greater in dignity, it would only make him seem petty if he were to retaliate or take revenge somehow. This is something pretty universal about human social dynamics. It's only going to make you seem pathetic and as if you're overreacting. In the end, you're only debasing yourself further if you lose your shit at their comments. Because you are not considered their equal. It's as simple as that.
>>28302577
When I was in middle school band 3-5 kids would circle around me and sing that green day thing
>nobody likes you
>everyone hates you
>they're all out without you
> having fun
It probably fucked me up sexualy because I had a crush on one of the girls who did it and it didn't go away even though she constantly made fun of me
>tfw femdom is the only thing that turns me on
>tfw I only feel comfterable around woman when they're being mean to me
>you know nobody would miss you if you just died, right?
No shit stacy, you absolute turbocunt
>>28303914
Holy shit this so fucking much. Normies spend all day watching espn, playing shit like NBA 2k, and remembering useless sports stats and it's always accepted. But if you're into comics, vidya,anime, etc. and remember facts from that that it's looked down upon
>>28310329
Bullshit. A lion doesn't hold back when he attacks the weak hyena. If someone insults you then you respond in full force no matter who it is.
>>28303591
No he doesn't. They just don't know how to joke.
>>28310174
Iktf, normies have low standards for humour. shit they laugh at those unfunny vine stars
>>28302851
used to get this all the time, hate that shit. I just do stuff on the computer, why do normies care so much?
the answer is they don't care what you do, they just want an opportunity to feel better than you and brag about what they did this weekend.
>>28310551
BOI, HE BOUT TO DISS VINES
>>28310503
You don't seem to understand. A lion doesn't give a fuck if the hyena laughs and snickers to itself. The lion only cares about the hyena if it intrudes, and if it should dare to think itself part of the pride, it's going to get rejected harshly. Translated into human terms, that means comments like we see in this thread.
>>28303338
>getting pissy when people hate you for being a shitty person when you actually are a shitty person
Noticed a couple bullies in this thread. I wont reply to them because they don't deserve any (you)s
But is this what /r9k/ has become? calling people fucking losers and using reddit-tier insults? why? for what purpose?
>hanging out with "friends"
>"well anon doesn't have any friends so..."
>everyone laughs
>>28310888
Who are the bullies?
>>28310929
Learn to take a joke pham. Real friends insult eachother casually to strengthen their friendship. nobody wants to be around a guy who takes everything to heart.
>>28302577
>"fuck you, I'm hilarious"
>at least come away from the situation having gained a little bit of respect
>>28310992
I hate this ball busting attitude we guys gotta have with each other. I've seen guys throw the most underhanded disrespect towards their "friends" all in the spirit of banter.
>>28311089
Faggot.Originelle comment.
>>28310703
Every now and then, the lion has to get up and show the hyena who he really is.
>>28311089
Then stop being emotional and easily offended. Are you a woman?
>>28310992
people who say this are just trying to justify the disrespect they receive from their friends to themselves desu
i've noticed every "that guy" of his friends group says stuff like "h-hehe...i-it's all in good fun..."
>>28311149
I think I just hate people
>>28307262
>>No problems speaking/interacting
>>but have a severe aversion to socialization
how does this work
>>28302850
Faggots are just eager to fuck you, that's all.
>>28311151
I agree. Why have friends if all they do is disrespect you?
I used to want everyone I met to like me a few years ago, but these days I believe it is better to be alone than to have people around to piss on your lack of an ego.
I'm probably just being a bitter cunt who'll regret his self induced isolation later on in life.
>>28302980
>robotic
tip top heh
>>28302577
>playing marry kill fuck in grade 7
>it gets to my turn
>who would ever wanna marry anon lol
>class has a new discussion topic everyday
>topic is who would most likely shoot up the school
>everyone in class including the teacher agrees it would be me
>"yeah, I can see anon shooting up the school"
>"he's so quiet, I can totally see that"
>"when that day comes anon, don't shoot me please"
>"I should become friends with anon so he doesn't shoot me"
ok guys, now to be fair i am forever alone, but i am also functionally a sociopath so i am charming and funny.. however its an act, so i can tell you how to do it.
first rule, dont be predictable, the more unexpected your words and actions are the more funny it will be. i have two methods that are pretty close to perfect results. note if you suck at acting it wont be as effective.
1. share some made up personal detail.. like well i actually grew up in europe, or i had 3 stds at one point, etc.. almost everytime the person will say, really? and i simply reply.. no. laugh guaranteed if you do it right. a example, girl at work brings in peanut butter brownies.. as im eating one she asks if i have a peanut allergy.. i say yep.. she starts flipping out mildly.. asks again.. i say yes.. she starts panicking.. just kidding.. mad, amused and charmed at the same time.
2. accents, if you can do accents you already win, but im a white boy but can speak like the deepest voiced nigga, yo baby girl etc always gets a laugh. or i answer the phone and pretend like a nigga stole it. theres lots of fun with accents in general since i have 9 million. you can still be unexpected without them though like this.. convince someone you are x or y, once they buy it reverse it. always do the unexpected. you can be as weird as you want as long as a just kidding follows
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>>28311526
I think you might have aspergers
>>28311520
Fuck, if that's true, they deserve to get shoot.
>>28311520
How to get fired as an educator
>>28304535
Happened to me the other day at school.
All my friends/classmates are going to the same college, decided not to follow the crowd and go to a smaller school with less party life.
>let's take a pic with people going to blank college
>everyone gather around
>anon can you take a pic of us?
>are you going to college anon?
God no I don't wanna talk about this
>>28311520
If that's true you should really get that teacher fired. Not just for yourself but for the sake of everyone. I'm sure the actual victims of school shooting would love to hear that teacher joke about it.
>>28311856
This was back in 8th grade. I'm in college now, so there is not much I can do anymore.
>Are your friends having trouble finding jobs related their degrees, too?
I have no friends.
>>28306308
It's not a solution, some poor fucker will replace you as the unliked guy and some normies will replace the old.
>>28308119
>>anon you are so smart! remember us when you get to the top
>>tfw 24, unemployed, and living with parents
this reminds me
>be teenager
>final year in school, only 2 months left
>all kids from that year and a few teachers go to a short trip
>sitting at a table with teachers basically because no friends
>we're talking about my future
>it looks bright even though I'm friendless and depressed
>a teacher says "remember us when you're a famous scientist"
>fast forward to mid-20s
>have a bachelor's degree and working for a university, not actually a scientist but everything looks good
>however, things aren't meant to be
>fast forward to present day
>28, NEET, only have my name as a co-author in a few mostly obscure publications
