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Why is 'average penis size' a thing? There is no "average"
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Why is 'average penis size' a thing?

There is no "average" penis size. You either have a big one or a small one. That's like saying there's average size boobs when there aren't. You either have little B cups or big D cups, there's no average.

Let's dispel this myth that you're average, if you are 5.5 inches, you are small. If you are 6 inches or "average" you are small and any girl you fuck will have had bigger dicks inside her already. If you aren't 7-8 inches, forget it. Lock yourself up in a chastity cage and learn to suck dick because you're not a man.
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>>28250228
Do you just not know what the word average means or what?
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>>28250228
But men with huge dicks also have low standards and end up fucking a lot of ugly/fat girls. I can objectively say it's way too easy for me to fuck a fat girl or a girl with bad acne
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>>28250228
thats bullshit, girls prefer personality and wallet over all enjoy your lack of social status you big diccked freak im sure your girlfriend will come to my superior wallet in no timer
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guys care more about penis size than girls. sorry to end your thread op.
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>>28250280
Kek, I bet you think women don't really like sex, either.
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>>28250246
Yes, it means, bland, boring, undesirable. Women don't want average cock.
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>>28250228
>>28250296
>>28250316
stop trying to force your weird cuckold frustrations didn't you already made a thread a while back but then anons called you out on your cuckiness?
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>>28250296
women do like sex but only with chad and huge cocks
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>>28250228
It's pointless worrying about the size of my dick because my personality is so repulsive that no girl would get to the point of wanting to see it anyway.
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>>28250348
Shut the fuck up, this is r9k. The whole point of this board is to convince ourselves that world is against us so we don't have to face up to self induced shortcomings that could easily be solved with courage and behavior changes.

All black men will take all women. We have tiny dicks. Women only care about dick size. When they're not busy caring about dick size, they're busy caring about FACE, HEIGHT, and FRAME. Women don't have hobbies and the think we're weirdos.

Do not attempt to disrupt this narrative. This is your final warning.
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>>28250348
What the fuck are you even talking about?

Educate yourself, 9/10 times a woman will prefer a larger penis than a smaller one. Ask any woman you know. You probably never dealt with a woman that actually wanted to fuck you, but I can tell you right now, it's jarring as fuck.

Woman are just as sexually driven as men are, probably more, the only thing is that they only show it when they are interacting with a man of higher sexual value, since women are hypergamous in nature.
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>>28250404
do you honestly think that women dont care?
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>>28250409
>w-w-w-hat the fuck are you talking about (insert cuck propaganda here)
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I don't get this meme. If you've gotten the girl so far into it that she is about to take your dick, why does the size of it matter? You're already about to fuck her in her bedroom or your room. Unless you're going to date her, why does this matter?
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>>28250425
Of course they care, are you retarded? Why take the time to talk to you when they can get with a guy with a BIG cock and a NICE face? Just spend the rest of your life jacking off to porn and remember to NEVER, EVER talk to girls. They'll just laugh at you. Talking to girls will definitely not give you a chance with them. Thats a stupid idea.
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>>28250228
>caring about an extra inch of length

girth is where its at phams, an extra inch of girth is volumetrically way bigger than an inch of length. Girls feel girth wayyyy more.

If you aren't at least 5.5 in girth you will be a permavirgin
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>>28250228
>there is no average size
>what is statistics

You sure are dumb you shit head. If someone's dick is 6.5 inches it's ABOVE average. Like, do you even know what a normal distribution is?

Fucking retard.
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It's the 666 rule (penis >6 inches, height >6', salary >6 figures)
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>>28250466
Grill here, you're sooooo right. I only get off from vaginal penetration, all my girlfriends do too. Girth is the ONLY thing that matters. Being above 6 foot helps of course! ^^
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>>28250451
>Unless you're going to date her

Burn in Hell you fucking degenerate
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>>28250460
talking to girls wont give me a chance with them. its like they all collectively agreed i am garbage.
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>>28250445
>Saying that women like sex is propaganda

Do you hear yourself?
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>people arguing about what average means

OP is wrong, there is an average size.

The problem is that the average size is too small to satisfy most women.
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>>28250451
>>28250497
This, are you stupid? She's just PRETENDING to like you, she doesn't like your TINY DICK. She just wants your MONEY. Don't be retarded. Accept it, manlet.
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>>28250493
Fun Fact: only 14 percent of men are six feet tall in the US.

That is less than 1 out of 5 guys.
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>>28250493
fuck off you fat autistic basement dweller
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>>28250404
This underrated post. I am off
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>caring about dick size
Literally what the fuck. If you're having sex with her you've already won. She can't unfuck you lmao.
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>>28250514
Seriously dude all women are such sluts. Its no wonder we were even born, our "dads" aren't even our real dads. FACT: all women will take at least 15 dicks in their lifetime and all of them will be 6 inches MINIMUM. Can't argue with statistics.
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>>28250548
Until she laughs you out of the bedroom
But just keep thinking that, virgin. Way to prove you have no idea about sex
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>>28250498
Try being less boring, senpai ;3

I believe in you!
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>>28250519
so? most guys are nothing but garbage according to women
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>>28250588
This, just look at the polls
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>>28250584
I don't care what you think, I'm telling you how it is. Here's your (You) senpai.
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>>28250280
Prove it or stop dropping the 1 liners.
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>>28250588
This.

That's why i rub dicks with guys instead. At least my small 6.5 cock can fuck their asses just fine.
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>>28250613
You don't care what she thinks either apparently
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>>28250622
This. How stupid could you be?
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>>28250637
Damn right, have another one.
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>>28250668
Enjoy your wallet succubus. Once you're dry she'll move on to the next one
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>people pretending women are satisfied with anything less than 6 inches long with a 6 inch girth
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>>28250709
I'm broke as fuck bro, live in a one bedroom apartment, work a shitty warehouse job that pays too much, hate my life and have slept with over 50 women. I'm 28. I promise you dick size doesn't matter. I'm like 5 inches, they don't care. They get super offended if you call their vaginas big though, don't do that, usually ends with one fuck and no fucks given if you catch my drift lel
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>>28250316
No, average means most common.

If a few people have 4 inch dicks, most people have 5 inch dicks, and few people have 8 inch dicks, then 5 is average even if it's on the lesser side of the spectrum Comparitivly.
If 9/10 guys have a 5 inch dick, then it's average to have a five inch dick.

Same goes for boobs. Most women have B/C cups, which are "small" breasts. They're not tiny, but they're not large either- each breast is about enough to fill up one cupped hand.
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>girls totally dont care about size :^)
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>>28250228
girls want a 6.5 foot man with a 10 inch dick and Olympic swimmer shoulders and a perfect face
IE 3% of the male population to 97% of men that are 5 foot five with a 5 inch dick with a weak or average stature


I want a girl whos attractive and has a good personality at the same time
but as we all know
we cant all get what we want
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>>28250228
4chan's obsession on size is due to the fact that most of users are virgins who fap too much on porn/cuck stuff or just fuck whores/girls that don't really want to fuck them; penis size is a thing, sure, but once you go past your teenage years it really starts to matter more *whether* you use it or not, and (given you don't have a micropenis and don't fuck size queens or whore staceys) whether or not you are satisfied as a human being with the person you stay with. Occasional sex is for kids who can't handle responsabilities, and this ruler obsession is so childish that no doubt you can't find a decent gf and aren't emotionally fulfilled
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>>28251206
you are totally right. adults dont have great sex lives, thats kid stuff. its ok to have sex once a month! totally normal

you are so right anon:^)
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>>28251264
If you find a decent girl to stay with, you'll have sex x100 times compared to when you were single (given that you're not a chad), so no, it doesn't have nothing to do with how much sex you make
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>>28251315
>having sex with the same woman 100s of times

how banal
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>>28251335
>being this degenerate

ohlawdy
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>>28251315
so? she will still have fucked chad so that will be what she wants. eventually she will leave for anything chadlike

you are just there for the moment untill she finds something better and bigger
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>it's a "virgins who have never even had their dicks touched by a girl talk about how big your dick needs to be for a girl to enjoy it" thread
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>>28251350
you either have aspergers or a micro penis
or both
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>>28251377
If your gf reduces the male gender and the worth of a person to dick size, and judges the quality of a relation only by this, lives to get the bigger cock and is totally obsessed with it, i'd say you should be happy to be left for a chad: you deserve better
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>>28251407
Sauce now

sadlkaj
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>>28251429
That's not how it works at all. But it matters a lot. If the sex isn't great she will leave for Chad. She might leave Chad because he is retarded.

Doesn't help me.
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>>28250296
Women like sex and their g spot is less than 4 inches in so any penis can make women feel good. Don't deny real facts please.
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>>28250409
Of course, if they only choose the penis. But women don't date penises, they date people. Sure, dating a guy who happen to have a big dick must be great for them but a smaller dick would also be fine for them if the guy is really worth it. They're not you, and you antisocial freaks don't even touch women, why should i believe you ? I've talked to real women about this and they said what i said.
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>>28250409
Now i ask you. Do you feel like you're able to fall in love with a woman that is 5/10 face, small boobs, don't have curves, flat ass, etc ? Can you fall in love in that kind of woman if she falls in love with you ?
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>>28250228
>tfw your spd has advanced to the point where not only do you worry about not being able to pleasure a cunt, but you also think your dick is too small for your own enjoyment
>tfw erections cause inexplicable angst
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Unlike most of the virgins here I can actually tell you what girls are like about dick size in real life.

>Have average sized dick (16cm / 6in)
>Had late night session with a random girl
>Found out later that she told her friends I was over 8in long
>Had a long term relationship
>I asked her what she actually though of my dick size
>She said "Is it a little bit below average?"
>I felt pretty offended but laughed it off and measure it with her

So pretty much, girls are retarded and all think differently
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>>28251849
thats exactly the same as women demanding 8" dicks.
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>>28250228
I have a big penis, but how do i get gf?
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>tfw small dick
>tfw cant use my dick as a turn on device when flirting

Big dicks have it so good. They can use it as literal bait to lure girls who want to try a big one.
Its not fucking fair.
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>>28252301
are you chad?

if not you only have 50% of what is required
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>>28252421
so i assume whipping my erect penis out randomly isn't worth trying
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Imagine how good life would have been if you had a huge dick.

Maybe another life.
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>>28250228
that is literally the most cancerous graph i've seen in my life. I have no fucking clue how to read any of the information on it at all.
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>>28252871
are you retarded or something? its pretty straight forward.
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Cucks are way worse than dicklets desu
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>>28252366
Git gud at eating pussy man. Fixes any small dick problem.
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>>28252914
what is one to do though if you are cursed with a small dick

when she cucks you at least you will enjoy it
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>>28252994
Chad and Tyrone totally can't eat pussy.

Fucking idiot.
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>>28253015
Just advice. Take it or leave it shitlord.
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>>28252911

He's right it is retarded. Top left - the percentages of the bollock aren't labelled correctly. Lazy.

Source: misterpoll.

Credibility: zero.
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>>28250228
Where do you pull those statistics from? Out of your ass? No source, nothing?
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>tfw even women have bigger dicks than you
http://efukt.com/21354_BiG_Bertha's_Pocket_Rocket.html
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Sad thing is that it's the truth. But most men ignore this truth so they don't become angry and miserable. Which is pathetic to be honest. If you have to ignore the truth to feel happy(also called in normie speak "not worrying") then you're a faggot.
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>Online polls most likely associated with cock gobbling whores
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