Do you think Chad can ever be depressed?
We've all seen what an average females phone looks like, with all the messages she receives and likes/FB posts. I wonder what it looks like that on a chad's.
Why couldn't he be? Depression is not a meme pseudosyndrome for being a sad worthless sack of shit robot.
>>28208453
I met a depressed Chad before. He said that he couldn't get a GF.
He fucked loads of women. I will point to our co-workers and ask him what he thinks about each one, and he fucked all of them :/ and he goes "oh her? She doesn't like black guys, and the other one was scared I'd cheat on her, and the one down there was nervous that I fucked a lot of women and eventually cut it off"
I wish I had that life, I wouldn't want a damn GF if I could fuck any woman I want.
Here's some more tbo
She's a lanklet tbo
Chad the janitor
>roastie realizes she won't be able to get her free ride from Chad
I'm a little pissed off, i used tinder for like 3-4 months and got hardly any matches. Woman didn't give a fuck about me or bothered to ask me questions. Yet some cunt can say rude things and they are all over him. While for me most of the time they didn't even RESPOND.
>Chad can be depressed
I need to go to sleep rbotbo
>>28208598
You have a lot of free time on your hands. Don't you have a job or gf or something?
>>28208598
>>28208559
>>28208538
thees made me laugh my balls off, man
thank you
>>28208646
I shitpost at work and while I'm with my gf. My life is based around shitposting.
I exist to post on this board
What happened to Skye? Did we get any nudes out of her?
>>28208696
How fat is your gf?
Why don't you guys just ask girls to take your virginity? Just be yourself!
lets see your fucking profile picture then you twat
>>28208734
I knew I should've stopped reading this thread, what the fuck picture did you use?
I'm going to end myself next week, after reading this one.
Welp she actually sent the nudes. With her fucking face in the shot and everything. No effort or persuasion required. This is a new low for these threads.
>>28208838
WHATS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YOU LIL BICH I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IM UP AGAINST
>>28208838
Post it bruv
>>28208734
kekKKkKKZKKE
>>28208838
whose nudes? Skye? please post them anon
>>28208864
Might as well.
I don't even understand anymore. I've been doing this for over two years and I still managed to be shocked. He's a good looking guy, but I know turbochads who can't even compare to this guy's results. I'm beginning to think there's some meme magic involved.
>>28208887
No, Taylor. 10/10 body. Literally perfect. She did it for absolutely nothing but a shot at taking some socially awkward guys virginity because apparently, this is the king of all Chads.
>>28208906
It's the girl, anon. Subconscious, the people you talk to see a legit pretty girl and get territorial.
>>28208906
oh, you're not him? you borrowed someones pic?
What the fuck is going on, my face is better than his, all I need to do is get fit and pay a prostitute to take a pic with me?
I have gotten thousands of ignored messages yet I look better than that faggot (although I'm not ripped)
>>28208577
>getting a girl to fuck is literally this easy
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>28208906
It was a brown guy all along.. Jesus wept
>>28208906
Ok so he's tall I guess, and he works out. Is that it? His face looks pretty boring and he looks like a bit of a cunt.
Fuck this gay earth.
SKYE
K
Y
E
>>28208928
I'm aware of this theory, and while I believe in it, there's more to it. This is a common trick nowadays.
>>28208929
Girls don't like prettyboys. That said, this Chad is able to pull superhuman results.
>>28208926
so why arent you posting them?
>>28208577
Looks like a fake account tbo
>>28208906
>>28208929
>>28208941
>Not knowing about the glory and eventual downfall of CTLFL
Holy shit how new are you guys?
>>28208941
jesus was probably brown
This thread is stealing my soul
>>28208946
Yeah that's what I'm pissed about.
All he has going for him is height and going tot he gym.
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE 5'7? REALLY? RNG decides your fate that easily?
I have better face, I can get ripped but holy shit I'm 5'7 so I automatically lose? That's fucking bullshit.
I'm just waiting until the liquor knocks me out senpai
>>28208598
Hahahah this one kek
>>28208734
Wow this is the first time one of these threads made me sad
>>28208987
>>28208929
>boohoo im so perfect so why doesnt anyone want to have sex with me
Jesus Christ how much of a douche are you? if your problems with women are so serious than its probably because you're so obnoxious they can smell it from miles away. Height might be important but IRL even manlets get laid at least once, so there is something really rotten about you and its not your height
>>28208984
she tried to keep the conversation going because she wanted the dick that badly.
even a 7/10 guy would've got cut off on the first message. This is just stupid.
>>28208838
Skye?? Get in there chad
Vagabond, don't be a white knight pussy on us now, post the nudes
>>28209014
I have a gf and I'm still sad.
>>28209037
>>28209026
this. please post them vagabond-chan
>>28209017
you say this but I have plenty of women on my phone who initiate conversations with me and ask to hang out, I just can't fuck them.
>>28209044
Sad because it's not whitney or cait
>>28208734
She knows you're not a virgin, she just wants to fuck and this is a good excuse
>>28209060
My gf knows about these threads now, so no comment
>>28209056
>I just can't fuck them.
what do you mean?
>"artsy" girls
>>28209093
I try to fuck them but fail :/ "I don't fuck people I just meet" then they tell me about their ONS's, then I bring it up and they tell me it'll make things awkward with friends and blablablabla
Its so bad that I try to ignore texts and they blow up on me and get depressed and whine about being lonely YET THEY WON'T FUCKING LET ME FUCK THEM.
There's this one blonde white qt I know who has a boyfriend and she spends more time TALKING TO ME, than her own BF and it makes me feel like a massive cuck.
>>28209109
>women
and they want equal rights rofl
Well shit. Thank you SJWs.
>>28209139
are you serious? Free speech is dead
Post the nudes you fucker.
>>28209155
On the bright side, this happened once before and they unlocked the account after a certain amount of time (can't remember if it was days or weeks). I guess the mods thought my convos were funny.
I'll make a deal with you guys.
I don't usually post nudes for reasons I've mentioned in previous threads, but I'll make an exception if someone can email me a usable phone number so I can make another account.
Vaga I love you
I haven't been on /r9k/ in months, and I see you posting these threads still
Thanks for making /r9k/ funner than it usually is, but RIP account
Also, does any old lurker out there have the old picture collection for Matty? I'd like to pick back up right where I started.
>>28209186
Don't be such a tweak just post em
>>28209186
What's the email? I'll send mine for the greater good.
>>28209186
No, just post the nudes faggot stop acting like you have a strict moral code when you're toying with girls emotions constantly
>>28209186
no one is gonna give you their phone number for a nude photo dude, just post it and dont ruin your reputation as a decent trip
>>28209197
I never saved them, but those threads were the shit
>>28209054
Christ them tits
>>28209209
Nah, I will. I don't give a fuck.
>>28209123
You're such a fucking beta. This is like Elliot Rodger tier shit.
Here's a secret- I let my gf whine to her beta friends so I don't have to deal with it. Some guys are the dick providers, some are the shoulder to cry on providers. Guess which one you are.
And if you even hinted at making a move, that girl would probably go run to tell her bf who would kick your teeth in.
The email is [email protected]
>>28209139
>too many times
in my experience with online dating that actually means "once"
>>28209186
What was the reason you previously gave?
>>28209109
Ask her if she wants to fuck or not.
>>28208523
>5"9
>tall
as an dutch 6"3 guy i dont see how this is tall
>>28209008
>im fucking often
>>28209238
Sent ;^)
You next, bic boi
So I've managed to exploit some sort of glitch and I am fully functional again. Everything is well.
>>28208906
WHAT THE FUCK
I am a DYEL pleb who has been on and off working out at uni for about a year now, and my arms are bigger than that chad's
yet that mommy gf from the other thread was talking about how muscley you/chad/david looks
holy shit
like if I wasnt a fat I would be a chad
holy shit time to diet until it kills me
fixing my life might be just that easy
I would have the freedom to be as autistic as I wanted and still get laid
that is worth any price
also
>tfw 6'2"
I'm sorry
>>28209322
sadly those tits are fake
>>28209322
>>28209342
not to mention that its a fake profile
http://www.sexycunt.info/superb-concubine-tits-beach-exposed-22400
>>28209322
10/10 body?
Vagabond you lied to me.
Also I didn't get the code yet.
>>28209054
Holy shit please tell me you have more of her
>>28208696
>21
>slept with 6 guys
>mfw
I'm 20 and still looking for my first girlfriend, chances are that every one of the potential girls for that role that aren't whales or horror movie villain looking are cum dumpsters by now.
Feels bad to be left behind.
>>28209377
bruh, guys need to date younger girls
if you are 20 you should be looking for 17-18yr olds
it's not creepy, just how female psychology works
>>28209109
Lmao roasty getting toasty
>>28209377
Just go for younger women.
>>28209377
>mfw i'm 22 and still a KHV
t-the right girl will come soon, r-right anon?
>>28209407
>Gave vagabond my number
>He says I need to send him the code tinder fires to it
>No code comes
I feel like I've cheated.
>>28209421
24 and not khv
Yes. Eventually they settle.
>>28209439
so i basically have to date a used up whore that's had 12 partners?
>>28209450
You also have to pay her for it.
>>28209450
Ye. That's basically it.
>>28209426
It's all good. I found a glitch.
That's not a fake profile btw. No idea how that link proves anything.
>>28209109
that one me sad tb.h family.
Oh well, the banter was good on the other hoes.
>>28208906
wtf ?! that guy looks like me !
how tall do you say he is ?
>>28209487
Bitches need to be taken down a notch. Besides she could have blocked him earlier at any point but Chad's dick was too alluring
Guys, I need help. This is the profile I made and i'm still not getting any matches. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE EASY
>>28209558
I still down know what exactly a fuckboi is, but the guy in your pic looks like one.
Get a muscular jock chad with his body shape showing.
>>28209558
>picking a girls name
>>28209558
>6'5"
at least make it believable. you can tell he isn't 6'5"
>>28209558
>too much of a fag
>slightly too old for that prime puss
>slightly too tall too
you are so close but you went full meme and girls dont like that
>>28209329
>my arms are bigger than that chad's
>if I wasn't a fat I would be a chad
Fatceps don't count big boy, your arms being bigger than his doesn't mean that's what chicks want.
How much do you weigh? If you diet down like you said and get closer to ottermode you're set, especially at that height. Godspeed anon
>>28209603
nah my arms and legs are actually pretty lean
my fat is all on my torso, it's pretty shitty
>>28209558
>6'5
Dude, seriously. He's not even taller than the bunk bed. He doesn't have the facial and body aesthetics of a man giant at all, either. What is wrong with your brain.
>>28208984
>>28209008
>>28209044
>>28209089
>>28209109
>>28209322
>chad can literally do whatever he wants
>he can insult girls to their very core and they will still, STILL, BEG to be fucked by him and try to prove they are worthy of his dick
I give up, im done. I will never pursue another girl ever again. I appreciate you vagabond but I don't think I can ever get over this. Every girl is a shallow slut apparently. I grew up thinking girls were prudes who had class and dignity, but really they just want to moan like a whore for some guy who started lifting weights at 14. I hate my life.
>>28209089
>mandatory art class
Oh shit! Hahaha that's fucking great 10/10 anon
>>28209558
>I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE EASY
For anyone not as autistic as (you)
>>28209558
>way too tall
>looks beta.
you need to understand that Tinder is for hook ups, and dangerous men make women wet.
you wouldn't believe how-many matches i got with pic related
>>28208939
>if you're chad
finished your sentance for you.
hes got a chad catfish profile, noob
>>28209672
>his hair is the same consistency over his entire head.
I am keking.
Is this better ? Or should i find a different set of photos ?
>>28209603
>>28209623
also forgot to say my weight
currently 250lbs but people are really suprised by that number and say I dont look that fat, i come off more as just a moderately chubby guy but not a total lardass that garners hate. the main prob is my gut and how when i am not cut my face looks shitty, but then I make mad jaw gainz when I am low bf%
ottermode is the goal though, that and I want to be a curlbro too.
also fun story, got rejected on wednesday after a study date.
the girl was pretty autistic but in a cute trainwreck kinda way. also she had a very sizable rack.
Personality-wise she really likes me too, but I got noped on hard at the end of the date when i tried putting my arm around her (it sounds more autistic than what happened) but she wants to stay in touch so i guess in the words of le gentlemen at rebbit "i got friendzoned"
not mad tho cause like i said, she was a train wreck.
>>28209672
>dangerous men
>behind mattress store
Wow anon this guy is tough ..
>>28209731
Give up on that faggot model, you could probably go to a salon and make yourself up to that level if you wanted.
>>28209731
>only selfies
>goofy beta
>no muscles
No senpai
>>28209731
None of his pics make him look like a retard, just a half-breed mutant of chad and a generic faggy hipster
You need to find pics of some retard that looks like he would attack a door if he walked into it
>>28209664
Don't you think that's a bit of an overreaction there friend? What kind of girls do you think go on tinder? These threads are revealing but don't look at them and think that all women are like this.
Even if most women are, there's still the minority who actually have self-respect. Maybe I'm being naive but I think it's worth chasing someone like that.
>>28208973
can some one inform me what ctlfl is?
>>28209731
>6'3
jesus christ, that man is in no way over 6 feet tall. He'd be lucky to be 5'10. What is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm back in action baby
>>28209752
>>28209763
>>28209766
Should i go with good-old Zyzz ?
>>28209805
Normies know about Zyzz now.
>implying
Tbh I could drop this harlot with boxing and basic bjj alone
>>28209774
Yea but most of them are taken by actual Alphas or Lawyers or Doctors.
The pool for decent women as a robot is almost non-existent. They deserve better than us anyway.
>>28209805
I feel ashamed of myself for googling this
>>28209840
>boxing and bjj
i just want you to know we are brothers now
>>28209849
don't google for it you retard. Go on facebook and pick up a profile of a Chad, steal a bunch of his photos to build a collage and let the games begin
I have all the old matches again!!!!
>>28209840
Give her the d.
If she asks what that means or says 'dick?'
Respond 'drop-kick to your fuckin head'
This guy good enough ?
>>28209891
>tfw she's taller than me
reeeeeeeee
>>28209933
>digits
and you will get mixed results with him but I bet you will get more matches than the other guy
>>28209774
These are the girls who would even catch a glance from the guy vagabond is using as a profile, these girls actually have options and they still throw themselves at him. Girls with less talent, looks and personality would probably take their pants off like a fuckin dog in heat ready to be mounted given the chance.
>>28209891
C A I T
>>28209054
I miss those dresses. I wish they were popular again.
>tfw Whitney married some army douche
>>28209847
When you say decent women you probably mean women who aren't sluts and also attractive right? I think most robots just have unreasonable standards in terms of looks, there's usually a trade off between personality and looks. I will concede that the pool is small though
Lexi is back
>>28209983
When were they popular/go out of style?
>>28208906
Something tells me that it's not a fake account and that's actually you.
>>28209487
No need to be sad anon, she still craves cock like >>28209520 explained
Goldfish are my life
tbo
>>28209731
>6'3
Make him 6'0, you retarded fuck. You're deliberately reducing your chances by making him a lanky faggot because you fell for r9k's memes.
Post more Skye pls
un0riginal
>>28210215
we want Skye plzzz ;-;
this comment is original by euclidean standards.
Is this better than the last time ?
>>28210472
man you sound thirsty as fuck
how can you ruin a guy like that
>>28210472
Seems fine, let's see how the girls respond.
>>28210472
Hes gotta be white
>>28210472
Ffs you retard, stop going overmeme! Make him 6'1" at most, and even though you'd have more success with this than the other one, get someone without the faggy hipster haircut.
>>28210521
Define "ruin"
>>28210472
You can't seriously think this is attractive, right?
>>28208538
kekekekekekekkekek
fucking funny !!!
>>28210586
Well then you find me another guy, cause it seems like i'm utter shit at doing this
>>28210472
>6'3
you know that most girl prefer 5'11 to 6'1 guys, right ?
a 6'3 guy has as much chances of getting pussy as a 5'8
Fuck you niggas
The tip to a successful profile is to look part neanderthal
Women love dumb creatures that's why they love dogs cats dolphins and other shit
Make yourself look dumb and women will fawn over you ;)
>>28210719
Fuck you too, normie as fuck
>>28210571
so you could ruin my "definition"? no thanksy anonexy
>>28210771
*catfish as fuck
>>28210719
do women seriously find hairy bastards like that attractive? i can understand well built men...but fuzzy fuckers...why??
>>28210614
>>28210614
Delusional. Sometimes I really wonder if people on /r9k/ tell themselves lies to feel better (or worse, to justify why they are fucking failures).
>I'm a 5'10 and guys over 6'2 have no chance getting laid! they're as bad as me! trust me!!! That's why I get laid so much!!
>>28211104
>and guys over 6'2 have no chance getting laid
that's not what he said, though. 6'5 is too tall to be considered an advantage.
I get matches with this as my description using my real picture
>>28211123
Well, to be fair, Alexander Gustafsson did have a height advantage over Jon Jones. So, technichally, it is an advantage
>>28211186
>tfw in mma/boxing its all about being a longarm
Noone sings the plight of armlets.
>>28211104
It's far too predictable. Every time I mention I'm 5'6" and not only have fucked girls but have a 5'9" gf, robots go into angry denial mode.
>>28208781
there's still hope anon, pls dont
>>28208781
godspeed anon, see you on the other side.
obviously not an original post on this board
>>28208426
Do you want me to let you in on a little secret robots?
Those chads you typically idolize are som EOD the saddest humans I know. My good mate is what you would consider a chad
> all American up bringing
> decorated veteran
> 6'2" white blue eyes
> athletic build
> has actually slept with over 100 women
I've seen it anon, I've seen him walk into a bar not knowing anyone and walk out with a couple girls numbers and possibly a lay back to his apt.
Men around him look up to him, women want to be with him, and at first glance his life looks perfect.
But you know what's? He is the saddest human being i know. Everything he does is in some pathetic attempt to be validated, by women, by his peers, by me.
It is not rare for him to not ask how I've been or see what's up but only text me to tell me about his conquests. Random texts and picture images of the skanks he brings home.
Ask yourself, why does he doe this? Does my approval really mean that much to him? "Good job anon, you slated last night" I respond knowing that for him his day has just been made, he is accepted, someone knows about what he has done. Good job anon, good job.
The truth robots is that he is empty, just like me. He seeks validation from these women and will take literally anything he can get. No matter who he brings home he will never actually feel validated, his existence is meaningless until he texts his friends a sneaky picture of his newest partner walking to the bathroom. He is a pathetic excuse for a man, for a man creates his own meaning in and he will always rely on others tok provide his life meaning.
I know he is depressed, we've talked about it. I know that those lone nights he sits alone in bed and weeps because in those moments his empty apartment is as empty as his life,
contd...
>>28211481
Contd...
Robots I'm here to tell you that the adage the grass is always greener is true. I'm telling you this as what you would also consider a chad.
Anon, I am what you would consider a chad. I have joined this friend of mine on those bar outings. I've slept with women I've barely I known. I've bounced from late to ltr since I was 15.
The difference between he and I is that I find my validation in the women I bring home, Ian not less emkkpty than my friend. It is possible that we may have gravitated to was each other for this simple fact that we are Both she'll humans, endless seeking the approval and validation of other people to feel alive.to feel acceptd. To feel loved.
Anon chads are as depressed as you are, because we cannot love ourselves. We are not happy anon.
Sleeping with these tinder hoes doesn't make us happy. If you construct your happiness like that's Apple that you dangle in front you, you will never be happy anon.
Trust me on that, you will not be happy when you've turned your life around and have a gf bc you will always wonder if you could be doing better. If you could be sleeping with someone hotter.cooler. Smarter.
Anon, you will only be happy when you have turned your life around for yourself and no one else.
I get matches just by having this.
Not as much as Vaga I think but still a lot.
>>28209277
For a girl
>>28208426
Only temporarily, since the steps he needs to take to end it are very easy because genetics.
>>28211581
>>28211481
Thanks for sharing that. So it really is true. I mean, I knew rich and famous people were fucking miserable and just lived for the validation of their image, but I didn't know it was the same for Chad.
Thank god I'm on the right tracks, then. Getting validation from my own inner peace, hobbies, and just doing whatever the fuck feels right for me.
Why are you on r9k, anyway?
>>28211702
He's on r9k to pretend to be Chad :)
>>28211581
>the grass is always greener is true.
Yeah I'm sure my virgin NEET boring grass is greener than sleeping with sluts and having friends and a decent career. Alright
>>28211757
had to kek at this...hes right though
>>28210472
tryhard af
>>28211757
This
In what world is having sex and some validation better than not having sex and validation?
>>28211158
I can understand why being honest can be sort of attracting (tho you'll only attract tumblrinas). Knowing that the least attractive kind of guys are by far tryhards and desperates ones.
>>28208984
Wait a second, are you in Cincinnati? There's an Octavia here that does art, looks similar
>>28211702
It's good to know that successful, rich people are miserable.
I maybe a sad loser who feels shit, but at least I don't have the burden of wealth and success.
I pray to god everyday that at least I don't have it as bad as the depressed people who have the misfortune of being well off.
>>28209731
>>28209558
>6"5
>6"3
do you have any idea how heights work? Are you converting it by any change wrong from metric?
because that guy is obviously not so tall
>>28211902
>god
L0L
0
L
>>28210980
spotted the underage without bodyhair
>>28209664
>implying you wouldn't beg if a 10/10 talked to you
>>28211902
Are you trying to bait me? Can't tell
>>28211702
I've been a lurker of r9k for a few years. This should come as no surprise that I come to r9k to feel better about myself, my mate does the same thing and shits u the board with threads designed to prey on weaker minds (bait threads) desu I wouldn't be surprised if he created this thread.
>>28211757
No it likely isn't in your case because you have a shit attitude, please see refer to above.
>>28211929
Women are too dumb to pay attention
>>28211982
>I come to r9k to feel better about myself
Glad you can at least admit it. Please fuck off
>>28211991
wooo you matched with a fake profile pic
lmao you are so awesome dude xd absolute madman
are you now gonna fuck up your chance of finding female contact by being le epic funny robot man on /r9k/ ??
i hope you willl post all those wacky screenshots XD
>>28209558
He looks fucking ugly and 6'5 is excessive. Find a guy who looks better and put 6'2.
>>28212024
If that's your method for feeling better about yourself then you must be a huge faggot.
>>28212072
hahahaha thats right keep saying words faggot
i got you good
lmao
>>28212089
lol
xD
epic lol
>>28212089
You got the wrong person, you fucking retard
>>28212098
hahahaha omg so emberassing im gonna screencap this shit
oh god im really devilish
i think we can /thread this thread now since i'm obviously the most devilish guy around here
/thread
>>28212142
nice one dude. you're amazing
>>28212204
sorry mate that i had to be so tough on you but one day you'll understand
>>28211481
>>28211581
Underrated post
Thanks for opening up
>>28211615
She's a big gal
>>28209742
He was robbing the place and one of the women said excuse me but you're super hot can I snap a photo? He said sure and that was just enough time for the police to get there. When she walked in she asked the lady to text her the photo and told him to stop being a bad boy and let him off with a warning
source: one of the routes in a cyoa book
>>28211481
>>28211581
greentexted, chad boy, for future generations
>>28212332
>>28213169
you'd have to suck your own dick to samefag any harder than this
>tfw no pregnant babysitter gf
>>28212220
That holier than thou comment made me cringe
>>28213834
>My Mexican cousin Juan
Christ these are good
>>28213834
Hedndbebbw wbwbw
>>28211123
I'm 2m and have had girls go full beta around me just because of my height. Get fucked, manlet.
>>28214348
Fucking deluded freak tip top lel
>>28208984
Lol, fucking skoda
>>28214370
It's okay, I'll close my eyes and let you have a go at my cock, too. I know you manlets crave it just as much as the whores do.
>>28214192
Shsbs shsjsbsbsb
>>28214437
please say "with a load of cum"
>>28214370
6'5" with curly herr qt 5' 2" GF n many pooties b4
>>28213169
have these "I'm a chad its not that good" types ever accepted maybe those who haven't the same life experiences would see them differently and don't want someone underselling something that could be amazing for someone else.
>>28214436
6' master race here bro good luck finding a girl that can kiss you without using a fucking ladder.
Also, watch that back pain and arthritis it's gonna hit you real hard, it's not like it matters though you'll be dead by 40 you fucking freak lol
>>28208598
top kek
I can just tell the next screenshot she's going to get super defensive
>>28214502
Why would she need a ladder when I can pick her up with one arm? Sorry, I should realize how easy it is for you little ones to forget what a real man can do with a girl.
>>28214502
Lankfags btfo
>>28214437
Dnsnsnsjushsb
>>28214557
>replying to yourself
Stay mad, manlet.
>>28214555
>>28214626
>be DYEL lankfag
>go to the gym 5 times a week for 2 years
>no gains because of desproportionate body
>try to pick a 100lbs 15 year old girl from the floor
>fail miserably because no muscles
>get back fucked in the process
>also get his joints dislocated and contract arthritis
>die in 5 years from heart attack
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>28214700
>implying I'm not morbidly obese
Keep on laughin' manlet
>>28214500
You completely missed the point because you're so self absorbed
Why not use a robots picture in one of those /soc/ trash threads and see if you can get the "robot" laid?
>>28208570
step away from the fedora, nice guy
>>28208493
This is kind of my life. Then the ones that want to date are psychotic bitches. Life's a hard pill to swallow
>tfw no nudes of skye
Damnit I was only here for the Skye story arc. Now I'll never get closure.
>>28208559
Dumb slut looking down on jobs associated with a low social status.
She's got some nerve.
>>28214436
don't lie, it may impress dudes, but you wouldn't be on r9k if it didn't repell women
>>28209109
There needs to be a pic of someone sipping on a mug labeled female tears to send her.
Yeah, life isn't all about getting pussy. You only feel that way because you've put it on a pedestal.
Chad can still lose people, fuck up his prospects, dislike aspects of himself etc
>>28213169
it is better cry inside an woman pussy than in a imageboard
>>28209891
>>28209891
CAITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
tbo
What happened to skye?
