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What are the traits you'd associate with the "ideal femanon"?

>Slim or average build
>White
>Motherly
>Emotional - Cries easily
>Likes video games but isn't an ironic, SMT loving hipster about it
>Doesn't meme spout
>Doesn't date or like non-white men
>Has a job

Are these unreasonable?
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Nope. I fit those. Reasonable.
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>>28205977

Why not Asian instead.
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>>28206203
because not a single sane person wants an elliot rodgers son
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>>28205977
get the fuck out off my board you and your normalfag standards
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>>28205977
>femanon
>giving them attention

Kill yourself
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>>28205977
>shuts the fuck up and takes dick
fuckin bitch
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>>28206289
Cruel. Don't say things like that.
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Not a disloyal cunt

That's about it. All girls and women always want more and more, and when you stop doing something, they retaliate and it becomes a feedback loop of shit. She'll then either want to break it off or cheat on you. I've been with 8 women who have all done this.
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>>28205977
>spoiled
>selfish
>lazy
>narcissistic
>ugly
>daddy issues
>whore
>talentless
>boring
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>>28206371
I've been far more disloyal to women than they have been to me.
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>>28205977
>>Slim or average build
Yes
>>White
yes
>>Motherly
Yes
>>Emotional - Cries easily
Yes
>>Likes video games but isn't an ironic, SMT loving hipster about it
Yes
>>Doesn't meme spout
NO
>>Doesn't date or like non-white men
No
>>Has a job
No
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>danish
>single mom
>really cute
>she thinks she has mental illnesses
>shitposts
>will be my wife
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>>28206479
>>>Doesn't date or like non-white men
>No

You do or you don't?
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>>28206481
I know the woman you're talking about. She's sweet.
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I match all of this OP. I'd also never date or fuck a non-white man.
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>Plain jane looking but qt
>Trustworthy
>Kind

Oh, and rich.kekek
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>>28206203
Asian girls seem unemotional to me.
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>>28205977

White, not obese, not ugly, has empathy, gets along with kids, religious, rural, doesn't have trashy friends, don't talk like a black person, loyal, loathes social media, intelligent, believes in monogamy and not just serial monogamy, practices celibacy before marriage.
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stinky feet
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>Big ass
>White
>Likes children
>Natural red hair is a huge bonus
>Having the same English dialect as me is also a huge turn on. Feels all homely like.
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>>28205977

Since females are herd animals, it really depends on what kind of people are her family and friends, and what they're into.

Water takes the shape of the container it's put in.

You can't find an ideal female when her environment is shit.
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>>28206999
This. Unfortunately - Look at the pop culture environment young girls are raised in today.

I hate girls who claim they "love porn", on that note.
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>>28207066
>I hate girls who claim they "love porn", on that note.

Yep. Girls who talk openly about their "sexuality" are a huge red flag.
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>not posting on r9k
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>>28206351
Quiet, you. Cry about it in silence.
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>Slim or average build
>White
>Friendly, honest, reliable, loyal, talkative
>Adventurous
>Not a girly girl
>Loves to swear
>Loves horror, mysteries and actions, maybe even a bit of WW2
>Loves music of all genres but most specifically
Rap-Hip-hop, Euro-dance, Chill, Trance, 80's, that sort of stuff.
>Don't care if she has a job or not
>Works out either by lifting or running / Yoga

What I'd give for such a girl, having her come with me to the gym and watching me do a many lift like the over head press.
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>>28207238

Whoops, * A manly lift
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>>28207238
>>Loves to swear

Why?
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>>28207308
Because I'm also someone that enjoys swearing, i find it pretty hot when i fine a female doing the same thing for some odd reason. Just seems sexy as fuck, but as long as she can keep it under control when out in public or with family.

I guess that just stems from me not wanting a girly girly. I want one that's not afraid to get dirty, one that will see me in the garage working on a motorcycle and ask me whats up? do i need a tool, are we going out for a ride today?

Etc.. i don't want a plain jane especially one who thinks it's cool to abuse drugs.
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>White
>Submissive
>Likes rainy days
>Wants to have 3 or more children
>Mildly racist
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>tfw when you compare this thread to the fembot one from earlier
>the fembot one filled with 200 posts by now and every guy claiming to be her match
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>>28207467
Dude the male to female ratio is like 100 to 1 on this board

If you want females to gush over your opinion go somewhere where the ratios are swapped
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>>28207500
then why do fembot threadsget 300+ posts in such a short amount of time where majority of them are posting feels?
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>>28207511
Because fembots are in demand, it really is that simple.
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>thin
>fit
>aryan
>doesnt want kids
>loyal
>emotionally strong
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>>28205977
Has a vagina.
Has a pulse.
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>has a vagina
still too high standards for a robot
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>>28207238
>not a girly girl
sounds like you want a best guy friend and a girlfriend in one.
you can find this kind of girl primarily in hollywood grrl power fantasy movies.
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>>28207991
More like it sounds i have different tastes and want something other than getting sex on the tap and getting cuddles 24/7 like majority of people on this board. Neither are important to me in the slightest. Not going to take down my requirements and accept anything.

I've seen woman with my tastes, but those have been taken or usually girls who live in the south (US).

Which is pretty bad since i am australian. I know someday i will find my qt who isn't a complete girly girl.
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there's this really cute tranny camwhore I watch who drinks herself to sleep, cries on stream, pees in a potted plant in her room and chokes herself with a hitatchi cord

that's more or less my perfect gf
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>>28208080
>that's more or less my perfect gf

dont shit where you eat
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>>28208080
Are you talking about Cassie?
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>>28208167
no slugboi
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>loyal

teh end
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>>28206834

It's because they are. They have to drown themselves in cute animal pictures to feel anything at all.
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>tfw no goofy gf to play fight with and run around doing silly voices and cockatoo noises
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fuck
i can't give any things i do want or don't want
guess it goes with be cute and not >generic american teen #16789429
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>ideal
>"femanon"
pick one and only ones, females posting on this site are utterly disgusting 100% of the time
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>>28205977
Do you expect her to keep her job after becoming a mother?
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>>28208541
No. She can go back to work part time when the kid is 5 or 6 or something I guess.
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Femanons don't real but my perfect partner would be:

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
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Honestly only dealbreakers for me are:

>Obese
>Slutty/Serial monogamy
>Has dated/fucked non-white men

I'm sure fembots understand why we don't like girls who sleep with non-white guys.
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>>28208584
What kind of work/job are you thinking of? Not a career?
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>>28208736
What does she want to do? I'd prefer not some high-powered career woman like a lawyer, something more like a librarian? Or maybe running a home business like my sister in law does?
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>trustworthy
>loyal
>helpful
>friendly
>courteous
>kind
>obedient
>cheerful
>thrifty
>brave
>clean
>reverent (maybe)
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>dark hair
>pale skin
>blue eyes
>nice rack
>flat stomach
>petite
>tomboyish
>no piercings, tattoos or make-up

>self aware memester
>open minded
>affectionate
>gentle
>comfy
>pure

Fuck you OP ;_;
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>>28205977
she looks exactly like one of my lecturers, just a bit younger. I actually thought it was her for a minute (still not 100% sure it isnt)
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>>28209321
It's Camille Rowe, a French-American model. Absolute cutie.
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>cute
>shy
>socially awkward
>lonely
>nerd
>enjoys videogames/television and movies
>submissive
>clingy
>perverted

I really like the robot types, the nerdier the better. I want a friend and a lover.
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>>28206247
Elliot Rodger was a manbaby who grew up spoiled and snotty because he never faced any real hardship. if you look at most angry hapas they're the spoiled ones, the entitled kids who coulda been any race but who feel their race makes them deserving of an Asian wife. I know, I'm a hapa but I outgrew that shit in my teens.
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>white or asian
>extremely intelligent and well-read
>extremely charismatic
>manipulative
>abusive
>possessive
>emotional, easily angered

Impossible to find on /r9k/.
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>ideal femanon
>all these serious replies
everybody ITT kill you are selves
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>>28209514
Elliot's main issue was 1) The autism and 2) The fact his friend circle was composed entirely of rich, handsome, charismatic people.

It basically negated any advantage he had, his money meant nothing. If he had gone down a rung or two on the socioeconomic ladder in terms of his social circle, he could have picked up girls imo.

>I'm a hapa but I outgrew that shit in my teens.

Most hapas with white dads are basically slightly tanned white people anyway. I wouldn't sweat it.
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>>28209517

>tfw no abusive femdom gf
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>>28209360
thanks for the name, damn, in the photos where she is facing the camera head on they are practically identical other than a bit of ageing. I have such a crush on that lecturer
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>>28205977
I meet all of your criteria.
but I'm a dominatrix
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>>28209517
I meet all of that criteria too...
really into femdom though
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>>28209598
Could you maybe tone down the domme stuff? I'd date a girl who was into it provided she didn't want to beat the shit out of me or anything.
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>>28209598

Is it right to imagine dating you would be both terrifying and amazing?
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>>28209514
>he never faced any real hardship
He was seriously bullied throughout school.
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>>28209645
Really not into pain...
I don't like hurting others I just like taking control and making them give themselves up to me. Really into prostate massages and the like, but not hurting someone. It would probably turn me off if you felt a ton of pain ;-;
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>>28209625
>though
What do you mean by "though"? It sort of goes along with the rest, although not necessarily.
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>>28209659
I'm pretty emotionally unstable. But at least I'm extremely loyal. If we dated I'd probably latch on to you and be super protective. I'm afraid of dating anyone or losing my virginity because I get so attached.
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>>28209694
Alright. OP here anyway. You sound sweet in that case.

[email protected]
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>>28209700
>although not necessarily
There's your answer. It might be a deal breaker to you or something and I don't want to give any false impressions.
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>>28209598
Don't change who you are.

Wanna make me regret living?
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>>28205977

wow litrelly generic as fuck traits.
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>>28209722

Attachment is a good thing, makes the guy feel good about himself. If anything it's a plus for me.
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>>28205977
someone who is fucking mentally stable, but good luck. women are fucking trash.
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>>28206479
Top cuck


Oc
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>>28209625

Anon who likes clingy doms. Skype is zack.wilkinson6 if you want to talk.
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>>28209741
It's not, I'm into that sort of thing too. Although I don't think any girl is thoroughly dominant.
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>>28205977
>Emotional - Cries easily

This is how I can tell you've never had a girlfriend.
My friend's ex-gf was a really nice girl but would cry at the drop of a hat, it was irritating as fuck.

Why would you want your girlfriend to be so sad that she constantly cries anyways? Sounds kind of sick.
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>>28209803
>trying to cuck the OP

Not eve him, but that's his catch. Go neck yourself traitor.
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>>28209835

>cucking the cuck until the cuck learns to cuck

Lol. calm down mate, I'm just linking my skype because she sounds like my type.
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>>28209824
Always have been. I don't know why though. I don't think I'd ever willingly submit to anybody.
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>>28209853
>cucking your own robots

how do you feel?
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>>28209878

A mixture of pride and shame.
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>>28205977
My wife literally ticks all of those boxes.

I do not find them unreasonable requests in the slightest.

(Good taste, btw)
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>>28209869
That just convinces me more. It makes me think you do not know why people submit to others, or what it means. If you were to fall in love with someone who was more intelligent than you are, more powerful, richer, more charismatic, would you not admire him to the point that you would be alright with him being in charge?
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>>28209897
So do millions of others, they are as generic as can be.
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>>28209899

It's not about that, it's about getting sexual pleasure from having dominance over someone. You are the way you are there. if you don't like subbing you just don't, can't change that.
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Not fat. This is literally it
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Slim or fit
Betters herself (intellectually, physically)
Loves reading books
Is supportive/engaging/demanding
Is kinky but isn't a slut
Has a job
Know what she wants in life and in a relationship
Doesn't put the burden of being happy on other people
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>>28209899
No.
If I fell in love with him I'm sure he'd understand that I want to strip him of his power. My fetish isn't something I'd hide from him, so I'm sure if he stuck around long enough for me to fall in love it'd be fine. I'd strive to improve myself so I was at least at his level of intelligence or power, and that'd be that.
I'm not interested in getting railed by some muscular chad.
in fact, large muscles and super fit bodies turn me off, I prefer super skinny or slightly chubby guys
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>>28209947
> I prefer super skinny or slightly chubby guys


normal when you're fat and out of shape yourself.
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>>28209917
Oh, I don't really care about that part. Sexually I'm very perverted and into most things so it doesn't matter.

I meant in life in general.
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>>28209947
Why do you like pegging so much?
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>>28209952
I'm actually quite fit.
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>>28209972
>I'm actually quite fit.

being skinny doesn't equal fit.
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>>28209961
Not even pegging.
I just like eating ass and giving prostate massages. Pegging would be up to my sub...
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>>28209954

So your dominant but you don't sexually get off on wielding that dominance?
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>>28205977
>Likes video games but isn't an ironic, SMT loving hipster about it
get hit by a truck my dude
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>>28209989
How old are you?

How do you feel about guys who have always been dominant but too afraid to admit submissive sexual fantasies?
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>>28209947
you sound like an insecure loser who is easily intimidated by anyone who doesn't immediately pretend to be inferior to you

genuinely dominant people are always looking for someone more clever and powerful than themselves to do to them what they have done to others their entire life
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>>28210005
>women
>insecure

Why am i not surprised? kek
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>>28209998
Rape a femanon who is into mainline SMT, punpun, tatami galaxy etc.
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>>28209996
>So your dominant
Not exactly, it's just that I'm better than 99% of people, especially girls, so it ends up being that way, even if I do not prefer it. I am bad at acting or pretending and I don't engage in it.
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>>28209974
I lift at least. And I work out twice a week.
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>>28210021

You being that cocky is extremely sexy.
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>>28210028
Post up that lifting routine, kiddo.
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>>28205977
Evalion mixed with Pupinia mixed with Taylor Swift
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>>28209999
18.
If they're interested in it, they should try it.
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>>28210019
Okay umbuktu
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>>28210054
>18.

no wonder you're so stupid and cringeworthy.
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>>28210054
Holy fuck. You're so young.

Where are you from?
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>>28210034
It's annoying. It's awful being most attracted to dominant women, when I always end up having all the power in every relationship.
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>>28206834
We're not unemotional. We have stricter parents that make us more reserved so we hide our feelings more until we feel safe with someone.
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>>28210080
>It's annoying. It's awful being most attracted to dominant women, when I always end up having all the power in every relationship.

So you're a lesbian now?
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>thicc
>artsy
>isn't afraid to have opinions or be a 'bitch'
>race doesn't matter but brown or white is preferable
>long hair
>doesn't like superhero movies
>is fine with weed and guns
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>>28210080
>not being an alpha male in life and submissive in the bed room

Get on my level
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>>28210075
Usa. East coast. I've been on this shithole of a board since I was 16.
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>>28210021
>Not exactly, it's just that I'm better than 99% of people, especially girls

how are women so deluded?
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>>28210085
I get that, but in western culture we're used to femininity being linked to the notion that women are more emotionally vulnerable.

Have you read Heart of Darkness? The way Marlow views the intended and other women the idea of femininity in Europe - Vulnerable, needs to be protected, overly compassionate, sweet etc.

Asian femininity is about things like sajiao, which are sort off putting to a westerner.
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>>28210105
As far as guys go, how much older would you be comfortable with?
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>>28210111
>>28210087
I don't know what made you think I'm a girl, I'm not. Read the entire conversation again from the beginning if you're confused.
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>>28210105
i'm 23 pls dominate me and let me eat your asshole
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>>28210130

Shit, I had a retard moment there, ignore that.
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>>28210130
So you're basically just a narcissistic faggot?

>Not exactly, it's just that I'm better than 99% of people

Don't forget to take your medication.
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>>28210129
Anything.
I'm a lonely virgin. This board has seriously fucked me up.
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>>28210151
And wait, just to confirm. You are in fact a girl? I'm quite confused with the conversation chain that has transpired.
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>>28210151
Hey guys, pretty sure this dumb fuck is 16 year old Erica.

fyi
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>>28210145
I'm very narcissistic, with good reason, but I'm not gay.

>>28210160
I'm pretty sure it's Yung Corvax.
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>>28210158
Some other guy is responding.
Yes I'm a girl.
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>>28210190
Alright then.

Email me.
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thread proves once again women cannot be lonely, this whole thread derailed and turned into a shit fest about some 8 year old dumb fuck.
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>>28210190

I wouldn't mind a message on skype either. Still sound like my type.
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>>28205977
The physical part is not that important, but ideally:
>Slim
>Wide hips, small waist and narrow should
>blue or green eyes
>small feminine face with large eyes
>not too tall around 1.55-1.65m
>smaller breasts A-C Cup
>firm nice ass

Personality:
>forgiving
>unmaterialistic
>accepting
>sexual and into BDSM
>has a masters degree or at least a formal education
>has a job, or at least the aspiration of getting one
>politically center or center-right/left, no meme /pol/-tier fedora ideology
>does weed, LSD/shrooms or at least interested in drugs
>No perfect princess syndrome
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>>28210204
You're right. Women can't be lonely.
Female robots don't exist.
I never disagreed with you
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>>28210306
Then stop shitting up this board you dumb bitch, fuck off back to >>>/soc/ where you belong with your daddy issues.
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>>28210311
Don't have daddy issues.
I enjoy this board. So I'll stay. Sorry for causing trouble I won't post much else.
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>>28209278
I fill your criteria senpai
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>>28210337
>Don't have daddy issues.

Sure you don't, talking about being dominant, pegging men etc.. you clearly aren't alright in that head of yours you 18 year old young fuck. Fuck off back to >>>/soc/ where you belong, you stupid cunt.

You aren't a robot, and literally have no reason to post here. You dumb fuck you already derailed and shit up the thread to be about you.
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>>28210352

You sound pretty cute. Contact?
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>>28210352
Will you bee my gee eff?

>>28210379
Fuck off Chad, I'll cut you.
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>>28210372
Sorry you're upset. I'll stay here though. I can relate to some things.
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>>28210388
>I can relate to some things.

No you cant, you stupid cunt. This thread even proved how much attention you get just for being a women and how many people want to contact you.

Dumb fucks like yourself are the reason this board has become so fucking shit.
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>>28210387

>chad chad chad chad chad chad chad you are a chad
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>confident
>challenges me intellectually (and I fucking mean it)
>mature, appreciates/matches my metasocial and psychological insight
>compliments my dry humor by being openly funny
>good communicator
>loves dogs
>attractive, cute or hot

I'm going to be alone forever, but at least I can still sleep around until then
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>>28210379
>>28210387
My throwaway is [email protected] m8s :^(
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>>28209514
Have you not read my twisted world? I'm not saying Elliott faced horrible hardships but to say his life was anything but shitty is basically feigning ignorance
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>>28210448
>I'm going to be alone forever,

Doubt it looking at that you wrote, i bet lots of females fill in those requirements. Cant say the same for mine though since looking at other peoples posts and then back at mine i seem to be more pickier especially when it comes to movies and music.
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>White
>Has issues, but wants to resolve them
>Still hasn't lost hope in ideas of romance/marriage
>Loves kids and animals
>Has hobbies she loves

Here's where it gets weird:

>Is into being treated like a piece of shit in the bedroom
>Wants to be mentally and physically degraded and humiliated
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>>28210517

You're right,I'm gonna fill it in a little more:

>ideally into drugs, and not scared of most of them
>isn't much of arts buff, but likes (or at least make funny/insightful comments) on most of what I watch
>pushes me to pursue my few arts projects and helps me come up with material for scripts/stories
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>>28210469
>hotmail
Is this 2008?
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>>28210585
>Is this 2008?
yeah this is 2008
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>>28210593
you dont have to respond in kind you meanie
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>not fat
>not black
>cute and/or motherly
>slightly racist
>emotional
>Interested in my hobbies and music
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>>28210580
>does not mind breaking down the whole "social niceness" facade whenever necessary, backs me up when I do so

All done I believe
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>>28208621
My bestie is exactly like this, just that she is Asian so no green eyes
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looks

>not obese
>Caucasian
>no tattoos
>no piercings except the ears

personality

>dislikes homosexuality
>dislikes non-white people
>family oriented
>obedient
>loyal
>caring
>has a healthy relationship with her parents
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>>28210568
Good taste.

>tfw no gf who likes being throatfucked until she pukes
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>>28210696

>tfw no gf who wants to be verbally abused until she cries in bed, spanked until her ass is purple, slapped in the face, and made to cum until she's no longer coherent all whilst being bound and blindfolded
>tfw no gf to cuddle afterwards and tell her what a good girl she's been.
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>>28205977
>be my little sister
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>>28210021
>>28210080
>>28210167
A case study for Narcissistic Personality Disorder right here. This guy even justifies it with 'I'm narcissistic because I'm better than everyone'. Nobody can help this one.
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>>28210736
Iktf bros
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>>28210167
>I'm very narcissistic, with good reason, but I'm not gay.


kill yourself my man
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>>28206371
>8 girls

8x the normie. Leave.
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>>28210448
>>28210580
>>28210629

Where is she, my dream girl, the one thing that might induce love in me that isn't a dog
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white, greek or indian
slim or average
emotionally stable
tall
clever
wants kids
doesn't use drugs at all or drink to excess
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>>28211344
>>28211315
you have to be very lucky to get a match as a man without being generic as fuck.
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>>28205977
ideal gf

>okxbloxokxok
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>>28211422

I know

I just know I'm having a hell of a time finding her IRL. Part of me hopes I'll find her on this website that we've both been going on for so long but considering the quality of the site now (nevermind the time and board I'm on) it's never gonna happen
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You can be motherly without crying over every little thing. Some girls overdo it and cry when they know they're in the wrong to get sympathy.
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>Skinny
>Cute
>Small Boobs
>Emotionally Broken
>Loyal
>Kind
>Caring
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>>28211586
>Part of me hopes I'll find her on this website

Been trying for a while, never one girl interested.
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>>28211553
>aut/o/ "gangster" will never stop posting his addict cocksleeve
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>brash
>grumpy
>smart
>logical
>straightforward

I'm not very particular about body features because appearance always boils down to how well all features mesh instead of a checklist of 4-5 things, but baseline is
>white, asian or possibly hispanic
>skinny/medium
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Sorry for the long post.
Her:
>Smart Crafty Artsy Hippie Full of love no hint of malice or bitterness
>Likes to read & write.
>The more intelligent the better. emotional intelligence is the most important.
>Very expressive and affectionate
>Diplomatic and asservative. would be comfortable disputing my cell phone bills... shit's stressful.
>She can keep up a conversation on any topics- even the most odd
>Likes to work on her and hobbies atleast several hours a day
>Is REALLY into music. either making it or listening (but please don't listen to low-effort music)
>General bad-ass, solid self-concept, isn't easily influenced by peer pressure and fads
>Open or atleast curious about other cultures and ways of living
>Resourceful, logical, takes a problem-solving approach to her issues.
>Can make me laugh
>Helps me become happier and a better person
>Surprises me sometimes
>Not too self-conscious or self-hating
>As wise as someone 15 years older than her

>Looks aren;t important. just be atleast average.
>Would consider stopping shaving everywhere. Rugs are sexcellent.
>Jumps on my cock everyday and sucks me off like a good little whore and likes her husband cumming in her cockpit.
>Willing to give thought to the ridiculous amount of kinks i have

Me:
>5'10, skinny
>Artsy, dreamer, open-minded.
>NEET, with social anxiety and just highly sensitive
>NOT interested in a full-time career..i'm really not materalistic and i'm extremely frugal and cook my own stuff.
>My aspirations are are loving and being loved (through a wife, friends, pets MAYBE kids.) self-improvement, staying educated and informed.
>A bit daft when it comes to social skills and relationships. When i like someone i just obsess and worship them. So if you're into that...hey.
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>>28211606
It's cute when girls cry over silly things though
>>
180 replies and I can't fit any of your standards fml, gonna keep refreshing the screen
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>>28212225
Describe yourself and draw the (You)s out from the woodwork. Secret technique for appearing on-topic is replying to a post that sort of describes you and adding what's different.
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>>28212225
This is a thread about an ideal gf. People would be perfectly happy with much less, or something different.
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>>28205977
>sickly skinny
>white
>distant but needy
>dislikes the internet
>has her own hobbies

I had a girl like this once and it was great until she left me for some chick. They're still together, so maybe she's lesbo. This was 7 years ago.
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>>28205977
2/8
Fairly unreasonable.
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>>28212293
>>28212355
I'm a scaredy-cat, so I'll just be patient. Thanks for trying to help though anons.
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>>28212499
>scaredy-cat
Are you that German girl?
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>>28205977
Okay here's my ideal,

>light olive skin
>hazel, green or brown eyes
>genuinely nice
>makes me laugh and has a colorful personality
>happy and free-spirited
>not a shred of pretension to her
>warm
>loving
>her flaws are nice and forgivable
>loves conversation
>fun to be around

Exists only in my dreams.
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>>28212520
I don't know who that is, sorry.

origcomment2948573
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>>28211709
she is very cute tho
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>light skin,blue eyes
>blonde hair,wears glasses
>sort of plump,not overly skinny
>as smart as I am,into video games
>preferably a really dirty mind,but acts quiet most of the time
>at least a foot shorter than me,so 5 foot or so.
>doesn't wear crazy amounts of makeup and tomboy-ish.
>can cook,can appreciate manners as well.
>pierced ears,but not a nose ring (utterly disgusting)
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>>28208621
>tall
5'7
>slender with a flat stomach
slightly underweight but all my fat goes to my stomach
>long dark hair
yes
>bright green eyes
hapa, so brown eyes
>wears glasses
yes
>small or no boobs
yes
>pale skin
yes
>no tattoos or piercings
pierced ears


>loyal
yes
>honest
yes
>kind
yes
>compassionate
yes (are you these traits too? this is what I also like)
>sweet
yes
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
if we click, yes
>smart
fairly
>doesn't play mindgames
check
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
check
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
check
>doesn't act like a child
if you mean tantrums, I don't. I do like to browse the toy aisle sometimes though because cool stuff
>likes me as much as I like them
if we click, yes
>caring and willing to show it
yes yes yes
>doesn't want kids
check
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>female
>taller than 4'11
>any race
>tolerable facial features
>less than chubby
>willing to get /fit with me
>eats healthy
>not emotionally dependent on people
>doesn't always need to talk (space)
>can enjoys each other's presence
>doesn't need to go out all the time
>mutual honesty and hides nothing from me
>loyalty
>open about her feelings
>doesn't get upset that I may seem to be an asshole because I am blunt
>personal growth
>has her own hobbies and is willing to share them with me
>likes kids
>likes animals
>prefers downtempo music
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>>28213972
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
Will cry
Yes
Yes
No
Yes but very allergic
Idk
Sorry I don't fit you at all but didn't want to leave you hanging bro
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>>28210736
Meanwhile the femanon ideals thread was full of this shit. You missed out buddy.
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>Girl who is within 2 years of my age of 18
>loves video games
>is willing to try new things\
>likes anime
>likes their own things
>is passionate
>loves music
>Laidback
>Logical
>Short or very long black hair
>pale
>likes goth style
>slim
>smells good
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>white
>either tall and slender or shorter and thick
>more extroverted
>good sense of humor
>has tattoos and piercings
>independent and not clingy
>not a basic bitch
>likes to party but also has other interests
>loyal
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>doesn't want friends
>time is either spent alone or with you
>apolitical
>no alcohol or drugs
>sensible with money
>humble, easygoing
>likes solitary walks
>into healthy things/cooking
>likes arts and humanities
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>>28215362
That's a pretty reasonable list, now watch all femanons ignore the reasonable people :(
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>>28215386
You think? I thought I was being too idealist with the whole "no friends" thing.
>Instinct for nice things despite the modesty, finding gratitude and fun in the endless amount of aesthetic riches we have access to (often for free), esoteric or not.
I think of it this way. Outlooks or aspirations, not necessarily reality (some of those are too cold, for being alone)
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>>28215321
this shit is just plain depressing.

why do white women do this.

white fembots, why?
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>>28208886
Ideal boy scout
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>average/chubby borderline fat
>can sing or play an instument
>cultured in /mu/sic
>can cook or bake
>would be happy as a housewife or working into a career
>wants kids
>plays traditional vidya and is not into ASSFAGGOTS
>can actually conversate and willing to talk about anything
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I'm above the gf meme
Women are all disgusting whores that should be rounded up and shot for the betterment of our species. Only then can we reach the stars
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>>28205977

The ideal fem is caring, not progressive (not vegan, not atheist, not PC etc), in good shape and very non-flirtatious.

She was a neurologist and I will always regret missing my chance with her ._.
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>>28208621
P.S. I'll wait for you to come back until the thread dies.
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