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Manlet pity thread It is widely acknowledged that being a manlet
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Manlet pity thread

It is widely acknowledged that being a manlet is terrible, but it seems that nobody actually feels bad for them, and people are much more satisfied with insulting them.

ITT: share your sympathies with manlets and manlet feels.
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i am a manlet when do i get to die
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>>28204583
When your younger brother towers over you, literally never speak to him because of how insecure he makes me
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If you're above the height of 5'11 then you need to leave this board
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>>28204583

As a King of Manlets, I want you to know that I greatly sympathize with the plight of my people. But death is no solution.

Live short and prosper my young man.
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>>28204583
Release is only a hop, skip, and a jump away my friend.

Alternatively you could try to sign up for autismbux and asecnd to happy-neetdom, where you never have to worry about your height again.
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>5'6
Am I at the point of no return? I don't have an ugly face, I am just a manlet. I am a really nice guy and try to be as kind as I can, but I feel very down trodden.
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>>28204583 this guy here im 5'5 , the only reason to be tall is for women. at least ill be able to drive small cars right guys. and hide in small places
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>>28204547
>that image
That's way worse, I'd rather they just look me in the eyes and stand like a normal person than having to go through the effort of bending down just because I'm short. It seems so degrading, like you're a child to them.
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I thought I was on the lower end of average. I'm fucking 12th percentile.... 5'7"
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>>28204653
the picture is reversed man
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>5'3"
Fucking end it already
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>>28204653
That's an edit, bud.

here's the original.
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Guide to getting girls as a manlet
>find manlet friend
>sit on friend's shoulders
>wear long coat
>bring a girl back to your apartment
>hop off your friends shoulders and proceed to rape
>will be easy to overpower her due to lower center of gravity
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>>28204718
i dont trust like that
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>>28204547
There's nothing more emasculating than being a dicklet
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Height doesn't mean shit unless you're freakishly short, like <5'3".

Take it from me, I'm 6'4" and 140 lbs. I'm a lanklet, but I see basketball players get as much pussy as the next guy.

I don't get girls though. I have no desire for women. I just jack off and I find women a waste of time and energy. I guess it's because I've never loved a woman romantically.
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>>28204583

The shallow end of a public pool
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>>28204547
>women only use their lizard brain
>so they go for tall males because they are stronger in 90% of the cases

The only way a manlet like me can get girls is by getting money or fame. What you guys need to understand is that what a girl want is a guy that can make OTHER WOMEN jealous of her.

That's why chad exists, because he sparks jealously in girls out of the relationship that chad has with his girl.
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>>28204547

Nigga I'm 5'4" and nobody has ever given me shit for it.

I've also had no trouble getting girlfriends.

Only time being short has been a burden is when I needed to reach something on the top shelf or do some very heavy lifting, but in those cases you can get something to assist you, such as a step stool for reaching things or another person/piece of machinery for heavy lifting.

Stop making excuses to feel bad about yourselves
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>>28204860
I feel the same way. I masturbate to an exorbitant amount of Hentai which might have caused this.

>>28204913
>very heavy lifting
I know a lot of manlets that love lifting weights and are very strong to compensate for their height.
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>>28204583
Way after any lanklet
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>tfw 5'8
>not a manlet in my country
>still feel bad thanks to these threads

there is no hope
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>>28204610
That's fucked anon I'm 5'11" so I'm a manlet but I couldn't imagine if my younger bro was taller than me

God bless your soul
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who 180cm master race here?
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>>28205128
>I'm 5'11" so I'm a manlet

nah, get on my level, physically you tall lanky son of a bitch
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>>28204860
>tfw 5'2
I hate this
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>>28205128

Not the guy you're responding to, I am >>28204913

While I am 5'4", my younger brother is like 6 feet tall.

He's stronk as all fuck, even by normal standards, but dumb as all hell.

By contrast, I am rather weak, even by normal standards, but very smart.

I like to joke that when we were rolling up our characters prior to being born, he put all of his points into STR and CON, and I put all of mine into INT and CHA

love you bro
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> 6'1
> female friends of mine talk to me about other guys
> "he's so nice but he's just short"
> literally discounting someone as a romantic option bevause of his height
> want to fucking kill for being such a stacy whore
Women need to feel dominated by the superior male physique, if you are not large enough to overpower a woman, they won't date you.
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>>28205217

>>28205217

>if you are not large enough to overpower a woman

That's setting the bar pretty low desu, women aren't hard to overpower at all

Even for a guy like me who isn't that strong, I've never met a woman who could overpower me.

I'm the 5'4" guy btw
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>>28204913

Honestly man, thanks for posting this. These threads always get me down until I see one like yours that tells me there's still hope. I've made a lot of progress too I think I'll get a gf soon despite being 5'4
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>>28205191
>I am very smart
sure you are buddy dont let the mean lanklets tell you otherwise
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>>28205217
>6'1
>short

Fuck out of here with that shit
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>5'8
>taller than most girls but shorter than most guys

I only date girls that come up to my chin so I look taller
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>mfw i'm statistically less likely to be decapitated by a low flying aircraft than a tall person
suck it lanklets
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>>28205355

The lanklets have never been mean to be buddy, but thanks for the encouraging words :)

>>28205393

kek, all the girls I've dated have been taller than me by an inch at least.

But I still ended up giving them half a foot if you know what I mean ;)
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>>28205369
As in I am 6'1, hence why women talk to me about shorter guys and whether they would/wouldn't date them.
I get filled with rage every time a woman treats a manlet like shit bc i know the only reason they approach me is because i am tall, nothing else matters to them.
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>>28204547
Short people get no sympathy equality is not real
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