There is nothing slutty about openly admitting to a stranger that you've done anal
Nope not slutty at all
>ask question
>she bees herself and honest
what's wrong here?
>>28146644
That's fucking hot in a really slutty way
>>28146644
>tfw never had a single match ont the two days I spent on this shit app so I don't even know how it feels to b8 roasties
>tfw I thought I was like at least 6.5/10
>mfw since that I live in the neverending shame that I'm one of the most pathetic guy in my country since even uggos get some matches.
This ap ruined my life
>>28146674
Nothing wrong aside from her being a SUPER SLUT
>>28146644
Ask her if she liked it THEN call her a slut if she replies yes. She can not refute this.
It's all relative.
Of course, from a conservative standpoint, using Tinder is already slutty.
From a liberal standpoint, drinking sperm from a bucket is just a sexual act.
She's cute.
Remember the rule boys
>>28146722
The multiplayer should be 4 or 5 now and days
>>28146722
triple it and you'll know how many she slept with
Tinder is specifically for casual sex.
I didn't realize until after I sent that that this was a girl I'd already really pissed off earlier in the convo.
She's mad tbo
>>28146722
YES
MORE TINDER THREADS
Reminder that women only want real men who show them respect
>>28146749
>>28146798
>>28146864
More please, this shit is top bantz
>>28146902
yes the clue is to have a lot of respect and chivalry
also try roleplaying
I think I'm funny
LOL it just gets better and better
If I ever do something like this I'll do it BEFORE I post it, that way I can finish what I start
>>28146977
>implying you can be "half" black
wew, I don't know if she's trolling YOU now.
>>28146902
>>28146864
She thinks she's better than you for using the same site for the same reason?
kek baka desu senpai
>>28146902
lmao you got rekt by a tinder slut. sad
>>28147019
All women only want sex. It is their sole purpose in life to reproduce and pleasure men.
Smh tbo
Sodomy is not for me!!
>>28147122
>keep making fun of her
>ever had anal
kek
>>28147122
It's not degenerate if your on top tbqh fameglne
The plot thickens tbo
>>28147122
KENZIE JUST GOT BTFO
All better fellas!
>>28147181
you're in brother
>>2814716
>talking about her wrong hole experience to a complete stranger
Before I post where the convo is not, heres some more from earlier today
>>28147260
*at
My new phone has the most retarded autocorrect.
>>28147277
>>28147260
I assume you're using a fake pic?
She doesn't like it tbo
>>28147164
Well that took a quick turn.
That bridges what I posted earlier in the convo. Next I'll post where it's at now
Proof that women love verbal abuse.
>>28146977
Multiply half black(.5) by 3 too, so she slept with one nignog, and another half black (read light skinned nignog). So she slept with 2 tyrones and 7 chads.
this thread is top tier
>>28147057
>rekt by a tinder slut
get out normie
best thread of the month
>>28147348
poor Pepe, being used by basic bitches
>>28147348
holy shit m8 you made my night
Do you believe her, /r9k/?
>>28147431
no she just needs alpha dick
I'm guessing you have an attractive male on your profile pic
That girl who got mad about the "FUCK" deleted me
>>28147463
"""""""raped"""""""
original
>>28147348
i want to see her pics
Here's one from earlier tbo
>>28147463
Who admits they were anally raped lol wtf
And this is where she stopped replying to me
>>28147164
I wanna know more bud.
>>28147463
this is beautiful
try some copypastas too
>>28147431
>>28147460
Post your profile pic, OP
It's a real morbid humour for me when I see attractive guys get away with treating girls like shit.
Never mind she's still there
>>28147500
>>28147514
fuck my sides
original
Oh boy here we go tbo
Top kek. We need more of these threads. Make r9k great again. Fucking roasties they deserve it
>>28147538
Same. Half depressing, and yet half liberating to learn that all women are vapid whores anyways that are swayed just by how good a guy physically looks and let him get away with anything. The same thing occurs with all these "hey I used to be a robot, but now I'm pretty, AMA" threads, and they tell you how differently girls will treat you once you turn out good-looking.
Oh wow really now??
>>28147586
Once you come to terms with it all and accept cynicism and misanthropy, your life will become much better.
>>28147639
this is a dumb specimen
>>28147639
Not to sound edgy, but I indeed already have since I was 16.Oh God, there's no escaping it. This still sounds edgy as fuck
Fucking vermin
Is she right tbo?
>>28147695
should have sent her a duck pic and asked her how her family is doing.
Real men respect women.
Gotta love the new feature that lets you post gifs
>>28147756
She's kinda cute desu
>>28146743
American Pie how original.
>>28147094
That's some major butthurt she has.
>>28147122
>No because I'm not a fucking degenerate
My sides
>>28147164
So now she was raped in the ass hmm well played
Wew I read the others I'd likely comment all but that's too much. Just great banter man.
>>28147815
You need to hit harder my dude. You tease them through jokes they dont get, remember,right now you act as a catalyst for r9ks anger, we all believe in you, remind these roasties why we hate them
>>28147164
OH SHIT!!!
Wrong hole
Reddit-tier bantz my man
>>28147639
i really want to see what happens if you switch gears and start being really funny/sweet to her
i think you're in bro
>>28147695
Holy shit REKT
damn original too
>she was going to give me another chance
>>28147756
I don't know. I was talking to a group in a lounge area on campus and they all loved tinder for finding friends. I was shocked.
Shit I think my girlfriends here. I might have to come back later fellas
>>28147908
>bean bag buccaneers
I N S T I C H E S
>>28147908
>LULZSORANDUMXD
Step your game up
I don't get it. When I used tinder a few years ago it was specifically targeted for hokkups. Why are there woman trying to find men on tinder that don't want to hookup. Shouldn't they be using a different dating platform? It seems rude to waste so many guys time and to insult men for wanting to hookup on an app specifically intended for hooking up.
>>28148001
DONT LEAVE US SENPAI PLEASE
>>28147908
lol
>>28148009
bean bag buccaneers is perfectly deliberate my friend, no random here.
>>28148001
You go PsyDoc on her boy if you get her to break down you may get some pussy.
>>28148009
>he doesn't know about my dank memes
>>28148034
he could get pussy from this girl at any point if he decided to be serious
she is pretty easy
>>28148016
These girls don't want to hookup, they just want to go on a date... then have casual sex
>>28146956
This is such a great response. Totally unnecessary. kek
>>28148053
I clearly do not understand how women work man.
>>28147908
Holy fuck bean bag buckeneers
Kekd irl
>>28148041
Idk guys don't have the safety net that girls do man. Seems cruel to shit on a gay guy
>>28147336
This is my favorite, had a good kek
>>28148139
This, he just wants the d, he's not socially manipulating people, give him a break
Looking into the mind of a psychopath
>>28146977
>one was half black
>>28148249
You swiped yes you donger
>>28148053
No he could not because he is using a male model as a profile picture.
Women have high standards get over it
She's being retentive
the "enough about me" always gets me
good going, op
>>28148249
Explain to him that you hate womyn and trick them on tinder, he sounds like a nice guy
this thread is autistic even by /r9k/ standards
bravo op
i love this thread so much.
>>28148302
>open your heart like you opened your anus
DAYUM SON
>>28148302
SENPAIIIII PLEASEEE DONT GOOO
>>28146720
where can i find women like this?
Just got out of the shower. My gf is currently in my bedroom playing Heavy Rain. We were going to go to the beach today but the weathers shit so we might just hang out at my place. I may or may not keep posting once I get out of the bathroom.
>>28148545
Ask her if she's kissed a girl and liked it, then u know she's a mega slut
>>28148545
>pretending to have a girlfriend
>posting weak ass passive aggressive trolling
this is a pretty pathetic scene bro
Meeeeeh, some of them are funny but some are also shit.
Remember OP, if you make a joke where you coincidentally act like an asshole that's okay. But if you just act like an asshole and then go "u mad u mad u mad?!" that's not acceptable at all.
>>28147695
>>28147781
>>28147815
There is no joke in this one, mate.
Do women have goldfish memory?
>>28146902
that one had oomph behind it. accept defeat, mate.
>>28148706
Jesus fucking Christ these girls have absolutely no self respect. They continue talking to you and attempt to get something going after you've insulted and verbally abused them to no end.
Are all women like this? Fucking hell...
>>28148750
he must have a chad as his profile pic
Daily reminder that anal sex is merely a simulation of homosexual activity, and that it still makes you gay.
>>28148706
you're using a fake account with some chad's pictures right, they can say just about anything and get away with it, especially to some ugly coalburner
>>28148706
Oh yes
This is the good stuff
>>28148706
For my own sanity I hope this is fake internet fun, but I know it's probably real. This shit disgusts me so much. I know it's not all, but it seems like the majority of women will do anything to get with a good looking guy. And I don't mean like paying for shit, I mean completely debasing themselves. It sickens me, clearly every other word is a lie. Not to mention the false rape claim. There is some straight crazy bitches out there.
>>28148706
its incredible how hard women are trained to show interest in every guy.
>>28148859
i can't even imagine how you would fake a tinder post like this barring some fast and decent photoshop skills.
>>28148041
this is an alright lad
>>28148890
>women were taught to act this way
Kek, woman are born like that. Maybe 30 years ago I would've bought this excuse, but look around you. Every effort has been made to promote women empowerment, and get women into careers and education. Women now make up the majority of college students and grads. Fact of the matter is after all of that, there are just some women are just wired like that. Just like men are generally more prone to violence.
This thread is some top tier shit
>just showed my gf the Chad account and the convos and told her about posting them here
She thinks it's funny!
>>28147277
i love this one. reminds me of classic zyzz
>>28148901
Well photoshop isn't rocket science and it's pretty easy to torrent. Also I'm not really doubting the authenticity, I'm just trying to cling to a small sliver of hope. I mean jesus, I can't imagine forgiving someone who treated me that poorly in a matter of minutes. Especially since she has nothing invested, this is a random conversation with a stranger on the internet.
>>28149077
you better be posting whatever chad pic youre using soon pal. if chicks looking like that go for it, i need it.
>>28147514
just spit up water all over my keyboard
>>28147870
Amen to that brothertotes orginal
>>28148859
It's all real. I wouldn't do this for over two years if I was making this up. You can even try this for yourself. Lots of other anons have.
>>28149077
>*action*
kill yourself
>>28149147
Post ur profile pic pls are you using a chadd
>>28148302
I fucking died when I read that
Will she do it?
>this entire thread
Fucking 10/10. Based tripfag
>>28149147
I know it's probably real, I'm just in denial. It's just so sad to see how women really are. Like fuck... Atleast they're as miserable as I am lol. You're doing god's work anon keep it up.
>>28149326
>will this vapid whore act the same was as all the other vapid whores
tune in on 4chan
What do she mean by this? Tbo
>>28146722
Holy fucking shit, this is GOLD.
>>28149408
uuuuuhhhh she wants to fuck but doesnt wanna seem like a whore?
just my guess at it
#shotsfired tbo
>>28149408
"if youd feel better, we can go for a latte first"
>>28149502
Clearly she just solicited a dick pic from you, you know what to do OP.
>>28149502
>deluding some basic bitch into thinking that chad is thirsty for her
STOP
>>28149502
wtf is tbo
Pls continue bro
>>28149408
Offer her some expensive wine and netflix and chill and try and score one for the betas TLV :^)
>>28149541
to be original?
>>28149541
throw back osmosis
Shit works holy fuck
Getting dinner/fucking some bitch in an hour and seeing another at 10
>>28149541
Gotcha Famalong :^)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tbo+urban+dictionary
>>28149569
kek'd
orig comment
>tfw cuddling with your gf while shitposting on /r9k/
Isn't your phone number tied to your account? Aren't you scared that these whores will harrass you or get you fired or whatever?
>>28149644
Y'know I actually want OP to try hard and get a girl, no memes or anything, honestly find a nice girl to spend some nice time with, please do it for me TLV, don't be so Loneliest
>>28149708
Disregard this I just read the text
>>28149326
fatty, also shitty kid. divorce.
where/how do you guys find pics of the same chad in all sorts of places/situations to create a believable persona/representation?
>>28149786
I am a chad.
>not being /fit/
>not using your women hate to get laid
>>28149786
Some guy on /r9k/ gave me my set after I asked.
Interesting... tbo
great bread
keep it up nigga
Lold and my gf asked why. I couldnt bring myself to show her lol
>>28147463
The saddest thing about this one particularly and all the others is how much they reply. If some stupid slut said some retarded shit to me I'd have no problems deleting her, but girls don't feel that way. It's like they have this incessant need to prove themselves to every guy with a little bit of confident, like they can't fucking stand having you think poorly of them. It's wonderfully sad.
>>28148706
fucking end my like please
god if you can hear my grant me cardiac arrest
>>28149962
Girls are fucking memes
Degeneracy abound
Kek'd
Women are dumb
>she does it for free
Tbo senpai
>>28150033
she was asking for it desu
origio
>>28146722
EL EE EL
Fuck this is fun
Here's the pitch
>>28149898
how old is this broad and how old is your chadfishing profile
I'm not even using a fake account.
>>28150118
Holy shit senpai, these are great
lurking
ogc
>>28150150
>But you like it rough
>yeah
LMAO
Jesus... tbo
>>28150200
HAHAHA what a fucking stereotype desu.
>>28150200
WHY IS SHE STILL TALKING TO YOU?! JESUS CHRIST DO THESE WHORES HAVE NO SELF-RESPECT?!
>>28150200
My kinda girl. I love honest skanks.
>>28150172
Got her kik. Will post nudes.
This thread is getting me really depressed. How could women do this shit so proudly? All women are like this today.
>>28150200
ofc she has.... just look at her
>>28150200
Honestly, have people no shame?
I can't even talk about how I find women attractive without sounding like a complete square.
>>28150227
These threads make me certain that I'll move to Vietnam or some other semi-poor asian country to find a wife.
>>28150227
Tinder is made for sluts family. Most women don't use dating sites period.
>>28150221
Some women get off on being degraded.
I told her she had a small ass on a pic. Got blocked.
Will she do it? Let's find out!
>>28150150
the issue is that if you were using a hyperchad god of all chads profile they wouldn't EXCLUSIVELY reply negatively to you, like it happens in the OP's conversations
>>28150315
Is this human emotionally damaged?
Well okay then... tbo
>>28150315
She will. Despite the numerous rape jokes she keeps replying. She want chad's cock
>>28150349
Gott im Himmel, why does she admit to this, as if it's normal.
>>28150349
fucking roasties holy shit fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>28150349
thats hot i would bang her
Does the ride ever end? Tbo
>>28150441
w3333333333333333333333333333333w lad
come on OP show us at least a glimpse of the chaddest you're using
>>28150415
You and 17 other dudes apparently
>>28150441
Get her to beg you to analy rape her
Be disgusted with her once you get her to
>>28150343
I'm pretty chad brah. I get laid twice a week or more normally.
How do I make a fake profile, bros?
Original
>>28150441
this is just great
i wonder what you do after getting the number. just ignore them? do they try messaging you afterwards? what do you say? seems like you could mine some more comedy gold out of this
>>28150349
based Annie. I'm excited now
ask more. ask lewd pics too
>she thought she was talking about her vagina
LOL
>>28150572
wew. jsadlfjwler
Kek it all comes out.
>>28150572
Tbh lad I'd rail that and make her my cock hungry slut.
>>28150572
>exciting sex life
>super tight
>>28150591
Forgot my image family
>>28150441
Bruh you're such a dick and man I was rolling. I opened all the pics in tabs and read through em, just fucking g o l d man.
Bahah
>>28146644
Why is that slutty?
>>28146902
Wow you got owned. That's embarrassing.
My gfs dad is currently telling my gf about how proper women have class and act like women and don't party or act like whores.
Can't say I disagree with him.
These messages are so sad. How can someone have such a lack of a sense of humor?
She doesn't have the guts!!
>>28150721
>baby
>don't call me that
>I prefer bae or slut or whore pls
Worth mentioning, I have several conversations that end right here. Kindness dries the vagina, even if Chad does it.
Id fuck kenzie in the ass til she cried desu senpai
>>28146902
>the "I define what a "real man" is argument"
Classic
>>28150349
is there no end to the degeneracy of these vile whores
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28150827
You should lead with "Hey cutie"
and correct it to "Hey cunt, typoed that whoops" or some other dumb shit. Keep em guessing
>>28150961
>>28150349
This type of degeneracy requires shaming.
Find her on Facebook and show the conversation to both her parents and friends.
Hahaha tbo
>>28146693
how do you know it wasnt with her long term boyfriend? If he didnt want her to answer, he shouldnt have asked.
>>28150633
Go friendly then destroy her
>>28150633
i occasionally miss my ex and just think "man, if only i had the words. if only i could think of the perfect thing to say, to tell her how i feel. i know there's some part of her that still loves me."
nope. break up with boyfriend. on dating site looking for chad dick in under 24 hours
>>28151053
Done. Got her snapchat.
>>28151156
This the same broad that told you about breaking with his bf today?
>>28151156
Pic is my profile pic btw
>>28151187
Yea family.
>TFW gonna go pop xans and fuck some black bitxh tonight
>>28147677
i mean, just because it's edgy doesn't mean it isn't true. to say that the human race doesn't really deserve to exist sounds pretty edgy, but it is still true
>>28151189
>>28151156
wow is it really this easy to fuck sluts?
there's gotta be something wrong here...
>>28151189
Is it you, Anon?
>>28147815
DuckerZ
>>28151245
Its me. No fucks given.
>>28151189
Man, Its all about confidence. You average and look all the damage you can make. brb hiting the yim
>>28146864
>use the site for its intended purpose
>"Why are YOU here? To get your dick wet? Are you that desperate that tinder is where you get girls?"
Fucking what
>>28151218
How you met her?
>>28151309
I'm also 6'4" and in the military so
>>28151329
Plenty of fish. Asked if she liked white dick.
>>28150992
Shut up tumblr
>>28151419
never been on tumblr
explain
>>28151440
Tumblr usually asks for this kind of stuff when people trigger them
>>28146902
anon got wrecked
wow OP holy shit is this thread autism.
nothing you write is funny at all its also not clever.
tinder is 2012 my dude just let it be no one cares.
fck me for wasting my time wanting to laugh at something baka
>>28151189
>average looking dude with receding hairline and slight beergut just like me
>treats women like shit and swims in pussy
At last I truly see.
>>28151189
How old are you? I'm tall, fit, and I'm the military as well. However I'm nervous as hell to try online shit cause my ego can't handle rejection.
Maybe it gets easier as you get older?
>>28146722
square it then divide by sin 2pi/7
>>28151611
don't do this, it creates chlorine gas
>>28151606
I'm 19 m8. I used to be a lot fatter before I joined the national guard,so I'm a cocky fucker.
Oneitis left me for my best friend in AIT so fuck it
I wonder how bad it is
>ask question
>person is honest
>insult them
>>28151769
It's more like
>ask question
>person is honest
>judge them accordingly
Just because someone is honest doesn't mean they don't deserve to be ridiculed.
