who would win in a waifu fight
alterhacker or anzujaamu
god willing both of them would kill each other
Anzu because she's probly psycho and would gouge out eyes and shit
>>28099708
Whichever one has the penis
>>28099708
alterhacker is more qt
>>28099708
t. Jorge
They are cute, but I can smell the mental problems from my pc screen
>>28099708
They both look like stillborn frog babies.
>>28099828
>tfw no qt raven gf
life is suffering
Both look fucking disgusting. R9K has fucking shit taste when it comes to whores.
>>28099846
they aren't cute at all, they have malformed Turkroach heads take off the make up and they would look like your average inbred muslim
>>28099708
Crispy always and forever
>>28102241
omg she is so qt kill me now
>tfw she hates you because you aren't Chad
>>28102316
an anon some days ago said she goes to his school and she sits by herself, he seemed legit but who knows. she might be too autistic for chads
>>28102369
what a coincidence she goes to my school too
>>28102316
she's too autistic to be friends with chad
>>28102369
I need more info
>>28099708
Crispy now and forever.
>tfw literally stalk her social media
I'm such a pathetic freak
>>28102369
>>28102414
>thinking qt demure shy girls aren't chad's main target
>>28102416
she lives in san diego, her real name is christina, and she's a senior. that's some of the info i remember him saying
>>28102441
She's a qt but have you seen her twitter? Its too autistic even for me
>>28099708
Holy shit Anzu is fucking hideous
Anzu looks just like my chinktoons, I wish I could fuck her every day and keep her eternally pregnant popping out kid after kid.
>>28102471
She is so perfect
origionalallala
>hey anon-kun! You like anime too!? I'm from Turkey hai~
>>28100901
Jesus, kc memes are pure cringe.
>>28099708
Neither.maroon 5 is my favorite band
>>28102631
That's not a very flattering picture
>>28103068
You can't polish a turd, m8
Can weaboos be a Stancy?
>>28103154
They can be but not all of them are
>>28099708
Alter hacker is probably prettier without extensive make-up, lighting and camera angles and photoshop touching up which Anzu has in all her shoots.
who is you classic waifu
>>28102631
She's going to look so rancid in 10 years.
>>28102631
shes still a cutie imo
>>28103297
Both of them obviously know their angles but given that Alterhacker's mom takes most of her pictures and Anzu has professional photographers I think I agree
Although Anzu does take selfies without makeup on sometimes
>>28102316
trilobites?
>>28103410
What is this from? She looks like a chipmunk here.
>>28103447
i dunno saw it in another thread
>>28102369
>tfw that anon hasn't posted the picture he said he would take of her
>>28099708
these appear to be the same woman. Or child?
>>28103442
Anzu looks like she just had her wisdom teeth removed
>>28104290
she actually did she posted about it on her blog how the dentist had to shatter her tooth into a few pieces to take it out and it left this bruise on her face for a while
>>28099708
Left for breeding
Right for happiness
My dick tells me this is the best option.
I want to see Anzu get beat up.
>>28104330
Right looks like the typical tumblr chick, how would that give you happiness?
>>28102631
she looks like an unwrinkly hillary clinton
>>28104430
>literally fucking a real life anime
>>how would that give you happiness
>>28104625
>real life anime
it's all makeup and wigs, she wouldn't wake up looking like that. liking their pictures is one thing but neither of them are wife material and much less anzu imo
>>28104625
Tell me about Anzu. Why does she wear the mask?
>>28104746
if I pull off the makeup will it die?
>>28104691
s-shes still cute without makeup though....
>>28104799
She's ok, pretty average, but she's not anime. I prefer Alterhacker but even so I guess they're just not my type
>>28102451
where did you get this info
>tfw she is close enough to be my gf
>>28102471
post her twitter
>>28105003
anon who claims to know her posted that info
her twitter: taeko_ludenberg
>>28104781
She looks terminal >>28104799
>>28104147
They look similar in those pictures but they're really not that alike
>>28105055
She is a Nighthawk
As in Del Norte HS
SD, CA
Posted her Visa photo's, so probably not a US Citizen, brothers are really dark-skinned, uni-brow boys
>>28105806
Christ you are scary but she only has one brother, that much I know
She has two sister though
>>28099708
Ashley takes them both down.
>>28105859
Ashley a shit
something else would go here if this comment was original
>>28099708
>tfw anzu is just a meme compared to minilarkin qt
>>28105806
How do you know thats her school?
>>28100719
>>28102241
>>28102316
she looks 11. i guess thats the appeal to you guys??
>>28103299
Second vote for Minxy
Alterhacker.
Anzu is a fraud. Also Alterhacker looks like a female version of myself.
What good is any of this information about where she goes to school.
Do any of you freaks honestly think if you saw her in real life she would just run up to you rip her clothes off and start fucking you.
>girls are real and they go to schools
wow what a revelation
>>28103299
>>28105943
What even happened to her?
>tfw could easily beat up this short skinny bitches
if you're gonna have a femanon fight bet on the fat chicks
>>28105055
>http://alterhacker.tumblr.com
She honestly seems like fairly generic boring tumblrina.She looks like a goddess though. I wouldn't turn her down, but she does seem boring
Who the hell is crispy
Can someone share her facebook, instagram and all?
Is she turkish too?
>>28105987
Well it does say right there it's a fashion blog, you cant expect much from that
Also Anzu has a chad bf
http://anzujaamu.tumblr.com/post/66607514409/have-you-had-do-you-have-a-boyfriend-c
>>28105990
Alterhacker is her instagram, and she isn't turkish
>>28105951
>female version of myself.
post pic
>>28105966
She married some rich dude and stopped making videos. I heard they have kids now, but I'm not sure if it's true.
>>28106039
>you will never EVER have a 4'11 qt teen gf like this
>>28105951
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
eat my semen you robot
>>28106022
Its settled then, Alterhacker is the superior waifu
>>28105987
I honestly think she would be fun to talk to. A bit too much of a weeb and kinda awkward but she has cool interests
>all the boys shes goes to school with are too young to appreciate what a goddess lies in their midst
>Its not for another decade of social isolation and waifuism until they realize
>>28105825
Cousins then
Her Mom is pretty hot
>>28106180
holy fuck she was just 84 lb. She has mentioned she lost a lot of weight recently so I wonder how much she weights now
>>28106220
Ok man but how do yo know her school name?
>>28106263
she posted it on her twitter
bro do you even waifu
>>28106283
I have never seen her mention it, did you go way back?
>>28105915
Video of a small fire in the gym she posted, gym was mostly empty, so probably and in-school function, corner of the video painted on the floor is (something) Norte Nighthawks , plus some of he pictures show palm trees in the background and architecture styles found mostly in San Diego, also a news article about the fire, gotta be more aware of picture backgrounds if you want to be stealth, took about 2 minutes to figure it out
>>28106180
I swear she better do Undermeme goddam I want to fuck that spider so much.
>>28104799
>>28104625
>that slender, delicate little neck
So soft
So SQUEEZABLE
stopitboner.jpg
>>28106328
Are you trying to kidnap her?
>>28106328
You're like me if I applied my autism to stalking underage girls.
>>28106342
She said she will start working on either her Muffet cosplay or the queen from Alice Madness Returns
>>28106328
Fuck me dude, I live in the area and am 18. I could totally bag the qt but alas I wouldn't even know how to. Pls kill me.
>>28106328
>this is the true power of a twitter stalker
if she ever posts a pic of her boyfriend you will probably hunt him down based on the color of the asphalt and the growth of grass in the picture and bust a hannibal lecter on his ass huh
>>28106595
>I live in the area and am 48
FTFY
>>28106595
1) Rent a car
2) Buy an extra large BLACK trash bag
3) Bag and dump in the trunk (she is small)
4) ???
5) The sex
>>28106595
Wait for her outside of her school, she will find that romantic and have sex with you immediately!
I like this picture of her
>>28106660
kek I really am 18, no lying here.
>>28106665
>>28106685
Do you think it would be better if I showed up with a hockey mask or a balaclava?
light skinned mexican girls are so fucking hot
>>28106743
A balaclava so you match her clothes
>>28106780
Duh of course, I would be so lost without this board. Now should I also get gloves and rope to show that I'm kinky?
I can't even imagine Crispy doing lewd things. It just doesn't seem right.
>>28106817
Also, wear a cool real human jacket
>>28106865
That's how you that they're REALLY slutty.
>>28106927
Right so let's run through the plan again.
>>28106950
or that you're just a hormonal teenager hoping that everyone is as horny as you are. either/or
anzu has an eating disorder (can't remember if it's anorexia or bulimia but she always looks like she has the bloatface from puking), so that will fuck her up in the long run
>>28107069
bulimia would also explain why her hair seems thin as it usually causes hair loss. poor thing
>>28107113
Dying the shit out of your hair fucks your scalp up beyond repair
I dyed mine blonde for a year my scalp would literally swell up and bleed it was so fucked
>>28107179
but anzu was also chubby af in her early pics. its clear shes lost a ton of weight and bulimia seems to answer the questions of puffy face and hairloss AND weightloss. plus ive know bulimic girls before and their body types and faces are all incredibly similar
My waifu beats all of them
Not even a question crispy is superior in every way possible.
>>28107378
>saving low res images of you're waifu
Man you guys put some fucking effort into it
>>28107281
I hope that there's a penis attached to that, anon. I'll be disappointed otherwise.
>>28103447
Christ, those are some skinny legs.
>>28107445
This girl is a total qt but how did she become /r9k/'s waifu? Anzu has a lot of followers and is generally well known so I understand but Alterhacker doesn't have that many in comparison
it's anzu and her big fucking bulimia cheeks
>>28107516
We are trying to keep Alterhacker pure
She is the waifu we need but not the one we deserve
>his waifu is actually a 3DPD whore
>>28100719
is that a bulge i see
>>28107621
>being this retarded
>1016 + 1k
>>28107516
Its because she's 10 times cuter
>>28099708
Left is a trap so Anzu wins by default
>>28107621
She's wearing underwear (probably), tights, and a leotard so at least three layers of clothing in that area. if you see anything it's probably just that
>>28100901
DON'T TURN /R9K/ INTO /POL/
THIS BOARD SUPPOSE TO BE A MELTING POT OF ROBOTS AGAINST CHADS
>>28107752
Nice dog, that gives her an extra point
>>28107788
they're both girls
>>28103410
>>28103553
The video the webms are taken from is supposed to be about "loneliness".
>this bitch
>millions of fans on the internet
>lonely
made me kek more than making me angry
>>28103410
Who is that Jesus lookin' motherfucker?
>>28099708
Where does Anzu live, btw?
>>28107965
That's a typical Turkish chad
>>28108045
He doesn't look like a chad to me tbqh familia
So did anyone link alterhacker to this thread yet? I'm sure she will be happy to see we know what school she goes to
>>28108274
she knows this site is filled with beta pussies
a girl like that has no shortage or orbiters
>>28108339
It's true, I wish you weren't right but you are.
>>28108031
One of those videos looks like it was filmed at ITU, in Istanbul. Whether or not she's graduated she probably still lives in Istanbul.
>>28108467
She is in comar centralAnkara
>tfw all alterhacker cares about are her anime husbandos and she will never smile at me
>>28108597
yeah :/ sucks when that 3DPD knife cuts both ways doesn't it?
>>28108597
The exact reason I've been questioning whether i should continue living or not
>>28108650
At least that means she will remain single since no real man will fit her standards
>>28108703
>she will remain single
thats rich.
>>28108703
inb4 she starts dating an ugly guy from her anime club, can't wait for all your tears then
>>28108754
She has been single so far, either she's not interested or no one is good enough
>>28108768
NO U
posting
>>28108703
Thats a very possitive way to look at it. Thanks you.
>A challenger appears
blx
>>28108806
>dat bitch face
>dat arrogant bitch vibe
>dat no qt
not a waifu just a slutbag
>>28108824
don't be so mean anon.
>>28108806
She looks like she loves herself more than she'll ever love anyone else.
>>28108865
>implying any of the girls in this thread will ever be able to love a robot
stop saying redundant things.
>>28108865
honestly, fampai all these girls look like that. they're all way more into posing and taking pics and editing and looking at themselves, idk it all just reeks of narcissism to me
>>28108934
>reeks of narcissism
its the standard now. you're not going to find an attractive girl who doesn't take 50 photos a day.
>>28108934
Alterhacker and Anzu are both into cosplay and fashion so I understand why they take so many pictures
>>28108934
>i've seen a few pics of teenage girls on a chinese gardening website accompanied by sexual fantasies of manchildren losers and with this I can deduce that the girls are way too into themselves and are narcissists.
>>28108979
Anzu being into fashion I can understand: lots of different characters she is portraying. alterhacker is just the different shades of the black. most of her pics are just her normal hair style and makeup and opening her eyes way too widely in order to look doe-eyed, theres not much fashion going on other than "look at my face".. idk man, its cringey
>>28108974
>willingly eating what appears to be overcooked burnt bird meat
dropped.
no waifu of mine would have such pleb taste.
I thought Alterhacker was a lesbian
>>28109116
All teenage/young girls claim to be "bi" or "curious"
>>28109093
Just because it's all black doesn't mean they're not different outfits. She always wears a different one and she takes more full body pictures instead of just selfies. She has also posted dresses she has made herself
>>28109152
She hasn't claimed anything that I know of but I think someone once said she's a lesbian, they might've just been trolling though
>>28109116
LOL enjoy your lesbian waifu, idiots
>>28109116
probably not true, she's really into her husbandos
>>28109229
I'd rather her be a lesbo than see her with some generic asshole Chad bf
>>28109093
fashion isn't about the makeup or hair, it's the clothes. she's going into a fashion school so she's clearly into it
>>28109116
>she'll never be permanently stained with chad's cum
oh thank god
>>28109300
why would it matter either way though? she'll never be with you so why even bother
ITT grown men worshiping highschool girls
>>28109378
Lol you think this place isn't full of high school aged faggots?
>>28109093
>opening her eyes way too widely
She has naturally huge eyes you can see that in the baby pictures she posted on twitter. She had the same look as a child and I doubt she was doing it on purpose back then
>>28109308
>just the different shades of the black
>it's the clothes
i was talking about the clothes. literally all the same thing, boring af to be honest. you see one alterhacker pic and you've seen them all
>>28109378
Nothing wrong with admiring the beauty of young flowers blooming for the first time
>>28109455
That's your opinion senpai, I like all her different outfits
>>28109451
yes some pics she looks natural there are others where she is OBVIOUSLY purposefully opening them wider to try to look more doe eyed. its like when you look at a pic and you can tell the person has been holding their smile for too long because the rest of their face looks dead
>>28105935
She looks young because she's surrouned or shrouded in childlike things.
She looks 11 because she's wearing a costume of a 11 year old cartoon character.
She looks 11 because she's surrounded by a bunch of dolls.
She looks 11 because she's surrounded by holiday stuff.
>>28109493
okay this one is slightly different than most, but i bet that this pic is the exception to the rule
>>28109501
All of these things are a turn on
I don't want a normie waifu
>>28109548
Yeah sure the exception to the rule
>>28109493
That one is nice but my favorites are when she's wearing red
>>28109565
you want something that is obviously fake and trying hard to get attention on the internet? why?
>>28109594
is this a meme that she is 4'11?
>>28109594
dude why didn't you post this one first? instead of >>28109493? this is a way better example i think
>>28109633
No she really is that short
>>28109610
>not understanding the basics of waifuism
Pls...
>>28109633
>what are chunky boots with a thick sole?
>>28109633
How is it a meme? She's really short
>>28109656
like an oompa loompa
>>28109656
Oh damn we posted the same picture
>>28109654
Im a different guy also here's another one
>>28109661
>i hope she never is sullied by chad's semen
>waifus are all about fantasy and cuteness: and things that ill never experience irl
i dont understand how you guys can hold these 2 disparaging viewpoints at the same time
>>28109654
I didn't post that one
>>28109720
eh too samesy at the point to be honest. she looks like every single art house girl i knew when i went to school in nyc. i dont get why you guys fawn over her
>>28109753
FUCKING NORMANS GET OUT
>>28109777
cause she's a qt, there's no other reason
>>28109777
You are playing a typical normie character right now. the "disinterested third party" where by your very lack of interest you trivialize the rest of ours
>>28109777
Nice trips, but IDK dude there's only so many qts people can get behind. Can't be following every single qt that we come across, we're not THAT sad.
>>28109594
i think this juxtaposition works well for her. she already has a sort of "goth/alt" serious look going on with her face and hair, she should contrast it with bright solid primary colors and patterns. at least that way she would avoid the cliche of looking like every other goth/alt fashion major on the planet
>>28107281
your waifu looks like chewed gum
>>28109777
I just think that she is very cute and i like what I've seen of her personality.
>>28109835
no playing here, fampai. genuinely don't care. and the moment you stop putting women on a pedestal they will lose any power over you, so idk. waifu who you wanna waifu but i just wish youd all stop thinking these girls are different than any other girl irl
>>28109931
Who's the Anne Frank lookin bitch
>>28110015
her name is "Anne Frank"
>>28108597
>tfw even if you weren't a shut-in, you're way too old for these girls
>>28110119
im probably even older than you, ergo my feels are even worse than yours. imagine that for a second
>>28110119
>>28110146
if you guys think old is any age that starts with a 2 kill yourselves now
>>28110146
pretty much the same feel t b h. It's all forbidden fruit after a certain age
>>28109871
I think you just inspired Alterhacker, good job anon
>>28110201
If you're reading this alterhacker, I live in the are you do and would love to talk to you. :')
>>28110201
hey awesome! i hope she does. it makes a really cool contrast bewteen the french coquette look and wearing a lime green dress with yellow polka dots on it or something
>>28110201
wait she actually reads these degenerate threads
alterhacker or whatever your name is if you are reading this dont be creeped out by all this weird shit you may read
pls we adore you
>putting pussy on a pedestal
AHHHHH FUCKING STOP
>>28110267
Someone probably linked her
>>28110218
alterhacker bby stay away from these guys who drive unmarked white vans and try to offer you Osomatsu-san DVDs for free
and now you guys aren't going to talk since you're all self conscious of looking like creeps in front of her, too funny.
>>28110378
#cucked by 4chan
>>28110378
not like it matters since we are anonymous
>>28110378
FUCKING FINISH YOUR SPIDER SLUT COSPLAY
>>28110378
people are still posting, what are you on about?
also has she shown a picture of her bare feet yet?
she should showcase her bare feet
>>28110426
im the one who suggested she wear brighter colors though, dont tell me to finish my spider suit cosplay because i am not even working on one. why dont you tweet her if you want her to know? idk
crispy come to [s4s] it a nice board
>>28110369
I'm 4 real tho, i'm really real.
>>28110463
I don't have social medias. You tell her!
>>28109656
>>28109689
>>28109679
then how does she look 6ft+ in that pic
>>28110540
high heels, camera angle, short skirt, etc
>>28110540
the first one is simply a combination of a low camera angle and the chunky doc marten-esque boots. the other is still the chunky boots but now there are frames of reference in the pic, that great dane is a very large. i would argue that she does not look 6ft+ in the dog pic. def looks around 5ft tall
>>28110540
Angles and heels are things
also alterhacker if youre still reading these, if you ever end up getting fat one day, you can just change your name to altersnacker
>tfw no toned-down goth creepy gf
I've seen waifus come and go in my time but Alterhacker is the only one to truly affect me. My God, she's literally perfect. I haven't been this infatuated with the look of a person since Allison of The Breakfast Club.
>she responds to you
>instantly fall in love with her
I want off this ride.
>>28110631
Don't temp me pls, I can't embarrass myself with waifu.
>>28110608
you should tweet her that, girls love a funny guy
>>28110631
creepy af to be honest. social media, that is.
>>28110657
i don't use social media, feel free to tweet it yourself though
>>28110631
>censoring names
its not hard to find out who you are its literally on her site right now
>>28110631
Fucking Jack Harper pls
I want to lover her
>>28110631
>censoring your twitter username when anyone can freely browse her profile to see you
>>28110704
>tfw you get addicted
if she did a Dorothy Wayneright cosplay i'd probably have a heart attack
too many feels
>>28110774
You're a louse, anon
>>28110774
holy shit. THIS. she would be excellent as Dorothy
>>28099708
>>28110774
it is literally her
>>28110816
maybe anzu can send alterhacker a red wig for a dorothy cosplay
>>28110774
Well she might be reading this so you're in luck. I agree she fits the character
You could also tweet her/send her a message on her tumblr if you want to make sure she considers it
>>28110816
>shes even wearing a hairband already
The War of The Waifus
>>28110892
It isn't really a war at all cripsy won this by a landslide.
>>28110892
the war that was over before it even started. alterhacker wins, anzu loses.
rip in piss anzu
crispy's too tiny to be arousing
>>28110870
For the last time, we don't have accounts on social media
>>28110952
>them puffy cheeks and bloodshot eyes from throwing up so much
disgusting
>>28110960
>wanting to be aroused by a waifu
hey guys check out the normie
>>28110960
>tfw you must date small girls because you have a 3" donger and the size would be relative
>>28110961
You dont need one to send a tumblr message, thats the beauty of it
>>28110960
How is she to tiny. Also waifus aren't for arousal.
>>28110997
disgustingdisgustingbl0x
>>28110997
Are you sure that's how it works
>>28111062
yes i am an expert in dong mathematics
>>28110952
Eh, I wouldn't turn her down. The other girl is just cuter.
>>28110774
>>28110816
omg omg i think she read it o_o
>>28110774
"cosplay suggestions are always welcomed !! i love them !!!!!!!"
There ya go
>>28111085
oh, where'd you do your graduate work? im just about to finish up my thesis on wang deflection in superstates of matter
>>28111130
GUYS GUYS, ACT COOL.
>>28110997
small size=/=small vagina
There are way too many stocky bitchlets with huge pussies
>>28099708
Right is alot more better looking than left.
More feminine and doesn't look like bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
>>28111126
>he think she's talking about him when she says "hang out with my friends"
toplel
>>28111126
shes just like us! I have this same thought everytime im on r9k
>>28111150
DUDE GIRLS MIGHT BE WATCHING
I'll do anything if girls watch
>>28111171
WE ARE HER FRIENDS NORMAN
>>28111195
Exactly, I'm trying to make a friend here!
>>28111179
multiple times in this very thread in fact
>>28111198
bro you're like 34. what are you doing trying to be friends with some girl who is like half your age?
>>28111219
NO U
ON THE INTERNET IM A YOUNG 18 YR OLD QT BOYPUSSY
>>28111219
Is it less sad if you're her age and live in the area?
>>28111247
why isn't your trip on, doj?
>>28111257
No its more sad because you realistically could talk to her
>>28111257
yes that seems to make sense. this other guy is probably some fat brazilian in a speedo and flip flops
yes bby u should watch the show I think you will dig her character
>>28111310
not her but i remember liking big o a lot but i haven't seen it since it in forever. does it hold up?
>>28111293
But how do I go about that anon? I'm not socially retarded but I am socially anxious :'(
>>28111299
>fat brazilian
Ok, but Im 18 years old
>>28111348
>is Batman timeless?
>>28111367
be like jack harper
>>28111348
season 1 is one of the most beautiful stylish throwbacks to the golden era of film noir and art deco combined with japanese mecha anime its amazing
the music the art style (same animators as batman animated series, sunrise) its really something special
season 2 is still great but its digital, not hand drawn cel animation
>>28111370
oh, desculpe anon
>>28111310
Well, at least now I'll be able to judge her taste
>>28111391
ghost rider, i hear you loud and clear
>>28111405
>season 2 is still great but its digital, not hand drawn cel animation
yeah i remember thinking season 2 was missing something thats why i was asking if it held up. i can deal with that though. thanks guys, off to torrent
"mason" just got BTFO
>>28100719
EW why is that whore dressed like that? You guys worship this slut?
>>28111458
that guy has been following her for a while so i dont think he's from r9k
>>28111458
mason a shit
i hope that wasn't the anon who lives nearby who was trying to talk to her. if it is, rip in pieces fampai
>>28111474
it's a raven cosplay you retard
>>28111489
Oh god no lol, if that was me I'd consider suicide.
>>28111458
>>28111478
>>28111489
He was obviously being ironic. Still a bad joke though.
>>28111458
"piss aliens" she just climebed up from the number 1 spot to the entire top 10 list
Mason on suicide watch
>>28111489
nah mason and alterhacker have talked before, he said that to annoy her because everyone hates minions
>>28111496
Doesn't matter of it's cosplay. A woman who will reveal Her body like that to strangers is a woman who would be unfaithful to you
sorry mason better luck next time mate
You guys are going to scare her away, just like everyone else important in your lives.
>>28111526
hi mason. how are you this fine evening?
>>28111532
she is only revealing her face which is covered in grey makeup. she's wearing tights and long sleeves
>>28111526
>mason and alterhacker have talked before
mason is now r9k public enemy #1
>>28111409
De boa, mas eu so queria ficar vendo a thread da minha waifuzinha sem ser julgado
>>28111556
She's revealing her legs, they need to be covered up
>>28111526
Better luck next time mason
>>28111568
Eu entendo , continue fapping
SHE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE FRISK
SHE IS FRISK
SHE SHOULD DO FRISK COSPLAY
FRISK = ALTERHACKER
>>28111594
but she has qt legs
>>28111594
When did we become islams
>>28111610
lol she would need a fat suit. maybe for halloween she could rent one of those inflatable sumo outifts and just like half inflate it and could be a convincing frisk maybe
>>28111614
If you look at a woman with lust, it will be as if you committed adultery with her.
>>28111594
butmad jelly woman detected. She has nice legs and can do what she wants with them.
>>28111594
No, she is simply cosplaying as the character Raven from Teen Titans, who was actually bare legged without tights on, so be glad that alterhacker didn't lewd it up like nigri would have
>>28111647
I'm a guy, a woman needs to be in a skirt that is at the minimum to the knee. It's very vulgar for her to show her naked body like this
this a good cosplay im feelin it good job
>>28111686
Creepy susie is best girl
According to an ai she is not even a cutie.
>>28111686
>>28111714
i noticed a lot of susie fanart is oddly erotic
>>28111686
>>28111714
funny even when she's trying to be creepy ugly her face is still qt
>>28111723
the AI has shit normie taste
>>28111723
The ai is objectivly wrong
>>28111723
ehh, to be fair anon that's not the best pic of her. looks like she's trying to force her eyes open too far here or something
>>28111738
Not going to argue with you there.
>>28111746
exactly, she looks far more natural here i think
>>28111723
That ai is based of what people in sweden find attractive
>>28111738
microsoft ai is the worst
captionbot think 98% of stuff you show it is a giraffe
>>28111723
Buttdevastated robo waifu detected. How can VR and gynoids even compete?
>>28111777
>gynoids
LEL
E
L
>>28111735
she is super qt
I dont think what this ai says should be trusted
>>28111840
No I agree, that's a pretty attractive sleeve
I'm only into girls online who in real life would walk away politely after max 10 seconds of conversation with me. I think I like fantasizing about being Chad more than I like fantasizing about girls who realistically might give me the time of day.
Nice AI
literally a 10/10 is called ok
>>28111807
what a curse it must be to be so attractive
she is my #1 waifu now
>>28111864
She looks like Re-L from Ergo Proxy
Would smash her desu
>>28111878
yeah there are some tattoos that seem cool in theory like simple line art one or geometric things, but why would you ever want that permanently on your body? plus it would need constant touch ups because fine lines. nope.
>>28111723
ai confirmed for pleb taste
>>28111916
Every rating that ai has ever givin is now completely invalid
>>28111878
can alter get any more based
>>28099708
alterhacker is infinitely more qt than that turkish headcase plastic sex doll looking girl.
but i can't tell if she's like really stupid or just not a native english speaker.
>>28111916
>puffy bulimic face from throwing up and thinning hair
disgusting, i hope she gets healthy one of these days
The only thing that would make me truly happy is if ahe where to stomp on me
>>28111864
that girl looks like she has a revolving cast of dozens of dicks she sucks and fucks for money on chaturbate, along with a budding escort business on the side, and a sugar daddy on top of all of that.
>>28111981
I would honestly give at least ten, maybe twenty years off my lifespan for this to happen.
>people are still into goth girls
this means that the goth culture lives on. thank yopu chutulu
>>28111986
Yea she really does have a tumblrslut sex worker vibe doesn't she.
shes giving me a lydia deetz vibe i like it
>>28112032
i will always love goth girls. my one kryptonite
>>28112075
>tfw too old for goth gf
>>28112075
Amen to that anon, I love goth/alt girls. My one true waifu weakness.
>>28111868
>slav whore
>10/10
>>28112095
this is exactly why i will never be truly happy tbhwu.
>>28111723
>the scale starts at ok
hahahahaha
FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN FAGGOTS.
THIS<<< IS THE ONLY THING I WANT FROM A WOMAN, IS TO COOK CLEAN AND SUCK DICK.
I don't want no internet whore who whores her face out for guys to jack off to her and buy her shit on her Amazon wish list. You virgins think internet whores like that will ever be loyal?
>>28112154
normans ree
>>28112154
ur so cool anon. i wanna b liek u
>>28112154
>hello, i don't understand the finer points what you're doing here so i'm going to put my caps lock on
and a good day to you, sir
>>28112154
I would never jack it to crispys face
>>28105966
She made enough YouTube money off of her breasts to enjoy a comfortable retirement
>>28112181
same. i love goth girls but not in that kind of way
>>28112154
He's right, you know. You faggots lust over a creature so vain as to have 4,500 followers on her instagram account? These social media camwhores are the objects of your desire? You think there's anything to be invested in, with any of these narcissistic lampshades?
What the fuck happened to /r9k/
if only it could be like that
>>28112196
also got married and had kids
>>28112219
>cute girls aren't allowed to be cute
>>28112219
>why aren't you guys as elitist and annoying as me? REEEE
>>28112235
Dude I'm marriage material, I know how to cook gsood ass food. And I'll be the homemaker for her, while she goes to art school :'(
>>28112235
omg she is the perfect waifu
kill me now i dont want to live another second
>>28112235
bullshit. sooner or later, she will embrace chad's cum.
>>28112219
>i don't have any sense of aesthetics or beauty because i live in a cold black-and-white autist world
thats what you sound like
alterhacker is an ayy lmao
>>28112264
She's young, let her believe true love exists for a little longer
>>28112235
I will actually kill myself if anyone dates her
>>28112235
>tfw she decides to marry a rich chad and all /r9k/ gets buttblasted
start the timer
>>28112288
God she's perfect, hates school. Cosplays, goth qt, wants to get married, no tattoos. :3
>>28112305
cons: is like 17 or something and also has active social media accounts. its a double-edged sword
>>28112320
>17 or something
She looks about 12 in these pics
>>28112305
give it time. once she discovers shes attractive, she'll evolve into a stacy.
>>28112332
she's 18
>>28112320
Pros: Considering I'm 18, besides they're just orbiters. Doubt chads are looking for girls like her.
>>28112343
chads come in all guises anon, don't be fooled by wolves in sheep's clothing.
>>28112288
CRISPY IS ASLEEP
POST LEWDS
>>28112343
>thinking because you happen to be the same age as her you have a chance to get with her
>>28112359
>caring about a waifus lewds
norman detected
>>28112371
good point but his odds are better than the 30-something pedo lurker's odds
>>28112371
Well I live in the area near her, so I've got a pretty good chance compared to other anons
>>28112389
>18
>pedo
by california state law that is a grown woman my friend
>>28112406
that's a fair point, legal here in texas as well
>>28112406
also post more retard cats
>>28112394
>because I live in vaguely the same area as her and am roughly the same age, she is basically mine already
>>28112452
You have to start somewhere no?
>>28112463
But anon she's moving to new york this summer
>>28112474
Oh god kill me, consider that dream dead.
>>28112479
You have just a few months to make her fall for you, it's the perfect rom-com situation
>>28112474
>new york
Welp, good thing moral degredation and corruption is also one of my fetishes. Hope she becomes a Kelly Wang.
>>28112497
But I'm no Vince Vaughn :'(
>>28112497
complete with the heart crushing ending where she leaves to NYC to follow her dreams while you stay behind and watch her plane leave while deathcab for cutie plays in the background. it'll be great.
>>28112474
>she ends up getting banged by some guido chad with a brooklyn accent
>>28112282
I'm just saying man, I'm 27, and after dealing with women for long enough, I now have given up on the idea of finding a soulmate.
Its easier to just accept that women have no value aside from their holes.
>>28112516
nah i think she's more discerning than that anon, give her some credit
>>28112479
you have to act fast anon, I believe in you!
>>28112537
all women crave chad, she's not any different
>>28112515
Just one perfect summer before she has to leave, it'll be the perfect bittersweet ending as she goes on to live her dreams, but will always remember that one summer, that one perfect summer. No matter how accomplished she becomes, it will always be on her mind. While the male protagonist tries hangs onto it and won't move on. Convincing himself that she'll come back to him one day and that he'll finally be fulfilled. Eventually deciding to take the easy way out and an hero.
>>28112561
>tfw that one perfect day on gordon street
>>28112554
>implying all chads have guido accents
a chad can be a pseudo-intellectual film major who thinks ayn rand was the best thing ever. stay vigilant against all chads.
>>28105935
>>28102241
She reminds me of my first ever crush
>>28112561
can we get joseph gordon levitt to play the protagonist?
>>28112599
Only if he wears nerd glasses. That's the keypoint.
>>28112599
>most norman actor possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tV29aD7dFI
has anyone seen Moral Orel? Alterhacker said that's her favorite show and it just hit me hard where it most hurts
>>28112628
God what a depressing fucking show, at least it ends somewhat happily in the end, but it's almost not worth sitting through all the shit. Still a great show though.
crispy pls start making videos like this where you just stare at the camera for 20min and talk
https://www.youtube.com/user/savanamazing/videos
>>28112663
It is depressing as fuck but the writing is brilliant
>>28112692
That's why I said it's "almost" not worth it. The show is really well done and tackles a lot of things that people don't really talk about. It doesn't try to be "edgy" or whatever, because even though they talk about taboos they never treat it like other shows do.
>>28112610
oh of course. and a collared shirt under a sweater
>>28112628
alterhacker has godtier taste, not enough people have seen that show
>>28112622
of course, this is a big budget hollywood production. we have to cast a wide net, anon. you're not thinking with shekels
>>28102316
Looks like that guy from Crystal Castles.
I'd have a rough time fucking her & trying to not imagine beardy Ethan's face
>>28112780
Lol how does she remind you of Ethan from Crystal Castles and not Alice Glass? Come on anon.
>>28099708
both of there fan base are fucking scums
>>28112810
It's all about face. She looks more middle-asian like Ethan, while Alice is more of a european-looking person.
>>28112831
>tfw im a scums
>>28112834
Well I'll be goddamned, you can kinda see what you're saying!
>>28106180
wait she went to /cgl/?
>>28112922
she browses /cgl/, /co/, /a/, and /x/ that i know of. probably why she wasn't too weirded out by us
>>28112937
Swoon, that's like everything I've ever wanted.
>>28109931
facebook whore fuck that that shit
>>28110774
too bad she has shit taste on anime
>>28112992
Everyone's anime taste, is shit taste.
>>28112992
she said she will the watch big o though and fuck you osomatsu-san is funny
lol she actually interacted with you freaks
she's brave
>>28113138
Stunning even
>>28111807
OH SHIT IM GETTING HANA VIBES.
>>28113167
Steve Austin? (original)
>>28111951
>but i can't tell if she's like really stupid or just not a native english speaker.
I'm pretty sure that she's not a native English speaker. $50 says Mexican living in California
>>28113391
AH QTP2T, PALE MEXICAN GIRL LIVING IN SOCAL. AWW WTF, HOW DO I CONTACT HER!?
>>28113591
Guys this is important.
>>28113591
Just checked her instagram, apparently she's still in HS.....so maybe hold off for a year or two.
>>28102241
>>28102316
>>28102436
>>28106039
>>28106713
>>28107378
Her aesthetic really reminds me of young Christina Ricci, which was one of my first celeb crushes.
However, I gotta go with Anzu. Her cuteness makes me want to fucking kill myself.
>>28103410
>>28103553
>>28104625
>>28104799
Her poorly sung Soundcloud covers in her accent really have been putting the cuteness over the edge.
https://soundcloud.com/anzu-470961254/giant-woman-anzu
>>28113663
Dude HS senior 18 years old, I've got this famalam.
>>28113683
Alterhacker has already won the waifu war
Anzu has been banished to 30 cycles in the phantom zone
Anzu looks like she'd lose a fight with a strong breeze
Alter would snap her like a twig.
>>28113751
I want to snap her like a twig, but not with a strong breeze if you catch my drift, famicom.
>>28100901
>implying these roaches would ever come close to being in the same room as you, let alone dating a neckbeard like you
No no, I get it. You are such a pure blood perfect fedora tipper and just want to save your genetics. Amirite supreme sir
>>28109656
God damn could you imagine that dog bending her over and fucking her tight little cunt?
My god...im in love...
>>28099708
i just want the two of them to suck my dick
>tfw no qtcatwaifu gf
>>28112253
>while she goes to art school
>wanting to be a cuck to an artslut who's doing drugs and taking Chad, Tyrone and Rico cocks all day every day at art school.
>>28113897
Lol what chad goes to fucking art school, I'll probably get cucked and kill myself. It ain't gonna be by chad tho.
>>28113914
chads don't go to art school, they just hang out with slutty art school chicks because art school sluts make the best fuckbuddies. art school chicks are slutty as hell due to having "creative minds" (mental illnesses), into drugs, down to fuck, and love the weird shit.
>>28113960
I'll be there for her when she eventually gets too fucked up. Dude I don't care, I'm desperate my amigo.
>tfw reading this thread is just a reminder that of every single female I have ever seen in my life, NONE have come even remotely close to the godess that is alterhacker
How do we fix this familams?
How do we make females great again?
>>28114202
Goth/Alt girls are truly perfection aren't they?
>>28112235
>hire me matt & trey
That aspiration tho
What would matt and trey want with a girl like her other than a nice bukakke session
>>28108806
Her look is kind of weird, like she's trying to be a doll or something.
>>28108806
>>28108840
>checked her instagram
>she takes "shopping trips" to Singapore and Dubai and has a "sponsor" button on her profile
I have some bad news for you anon
>>28114207
They are, but I have seen 0 (ZERO) of them in real life anywhere in my 20 years alive. And even if I found one, I'd fuck it up.
To be honest I'm hoping one day we can make fully developed clones of people so all the sad robots could have an Alterhacker gf.
>>28114209
>that stain
Is pepes penor on his stomach
>>28114207
Only if they're understated, like Alterhacker or naturally goth-y, like Morticia Adams or Carmen Sandiego in all black or something. Most "goth" girls now are potato-headed skanks with side-shaves, gross tatts, septum piercings and ugly personalities. That being said, alterhacker is right up there with Allison of The Breakfast Club (pre-Chaddening) for being literally perfect.
>>28112235
Don't believe girls when they say this.
>>28112474
Anyone know more on this? I'm super creepy but relatively well put together and go to NYU. Is she coming to me?
>>28114305
Yeah that classic style of goth, not the new one like you said. Although that's more alt than goth, goth has mainly went and died off sadly.
>>28112095
There's more people over 30 at a goth club than under 25. It's not even a "youth" subculture anymore. Go for it, man. I dress like a rejected TrueBlood character and I have no problems. I had no problems when I went there in earthtones, like some mallcore bro. My ex was in her 40's and a true goth, so I'm sure you can find someone your age, or older, or younger, whatever your tastes may be. Just know the proper music (not Wolfsheim or The Birthday Massacre) and maybe some edgy or cult movies like Hellraiser, Only Lovers Left Alive or Lost Boys to have something to connect on. It's not like dressing in black and listening to the very best of the 1980's, then having sex to artsy vampire romances is all we do as couples.
>>28114375
Mallgoth, I'd agree, and thankfully so. The real goths are not dying. They're undead, if you will.
>>28114467
God, even I cringed when I read that.
>oregano cumin because of course that wasn't an original comment for this board
>>28114446
The first first TBM albums were amazing
get the fuck outta here, Chibi 4 lyfe
>>28114446
i live in a pretty quiet city with fuck all alternative people compared to other places
and there are tons of earlymid-20's gothkids at the underground clubs here.
>she actually posted what school she's going to this fall
brb
>>28114495
Even I have Play With Fire and Blue but it's one of those bands that gets old fast and you just felt ashamed for listening to, due to the obvious "I'm 14 and feeling everything at once" undertones to it, as well as the "my music scares people" fanbase.
I'm not a "I only listen to Christian Death while masturbating with a noose around my neck" purist but if you listen to TBM and don't know who Ian Curtis is, no one's going to think of you as anything more than an edgy Hot Topicfag going through their edgy phase of edginess.
>>28114596
im a 25yo dude and have no issues claiming my love publicly for Nothing and nowhere / Violet / Walking with strangers / Pins and needles.
>>28114572
It's FIT - So that means she's going to get invited to parties with art chads.
Really rich, well connected, art chads.
"This guy is different than the others" tier.
It was a fun ride while it lasted boys.
>>28114543
There's places like that, though. I know the town in Colorado Southpark is based on actually had alot of goths, or the city from Lost boys had a strong goth scene just for the movie having been set there. Alot of big cities, it's more of a thing for older people with families and careers that dress up once a week and get drunk to Front 242 and The Cure.
>>28114643
At least she'll have a professional photography Chad to provide more fantasy material for us.
>>28114707
A large percentage of art school girls I know around NYC - Tisch, Parsons, SVA, FIT, etc. have nude modeled within 1 1/2 years of entering. Take that as you will.
>>28114760
Basically every pretty college girl has. Even if they weren't fucking the photographer.
>ex had a full-size nude high-contrast black and white photograph of herself with peas stuck all over her body and "the princess and the pea" titled on it in German
God, I just now realized how funny that was. She wouldn't even hide that thing when her mom came to visit. Euros are weird, man.
>>28099708
None of these girls are white. Crispy is a spic an Anzu is a dirty roach. Gas yourselves you racemixing degenerates.
>>28099708
Why are brown eyes, black hair and pale skin such a godtier combination on women?
>>28115821
But I'm a spic so am I ok
Ella>your waifus
Ryan Is a nigger
>>28116342
>his waifu gets "sponsored" to shop in exotic locations all around the world
kek
>>28116922
she loves that oil tycoon dick
>>28116342
Who is this girl
instagram pls
anyother social media also welcome
>>28117186
ella.freya
blx
>>28114643
yeah but it's a fashion school so most guys there are gay
>>28117927
And the one bi Chad pumps all the girls and qtbois
