who would win in a waifu fight
alterhacker or anzujaamu
god willing both of them would kill each other
Anzu because she's probly psycho and would gouge out eyes and shit
>>28099708
Whichever one has the penis
>>28099708
alterhacker is more qt
>>28099708
t. Jorge
They are cute, but I can smell the mental problems from my pc screen
>>28099708
They both look like stillborn frog babies.
>>28099828
>tfw no qt raven gf
life is suffering
Both look fucking disgusting. R9K has fucking shit taste when it comes to whores.
>>28099846
they aren't cute at all, they have malformed Turkroach heads take off the make up and they would look like your average inbred muslim
>>28099708
Crispy always and forever
>>28102241
omg she is so qt kill me now
>tfw she hates you because you aren't Chad
>>28102316
an anon some days ago said she goes to his school and she sits by herself, he seemed legit but who knows. she might be too autistic for chads
>>28102369
what a coincidence she goes to my school too
>>28102316
she's too autistic to be friends with chad
>>28102369
I need more info
>>28099708
Crispy now and forever.
>tfw literally stalk her social media
I'm such a pathetic freak
>>28102369
>>28102414
>thinking qt demure shy girls aren't chad's main target
>>28102416
she lives in san diego, her real name is christina, and she's a senior. that's some of the info i remember him saying
>>28102441
She's a qt but have you seen her twitter? Its too autistic even for me
>>28099708
Holy shit Anzu is fucking hideous
Anzu looks just like my chinktoons, I wish I could fuck her every day and keep her eternally pregnant popping out kid after kid.
>>28102471
She is so perfect
origionalallala
>hey anon-kun! You like anime too!? I'm from Turkey hai~
>>28100901
Jesus, kc memes are pure cringe.
>>28099708
Neither.maroon 5 is my favorite band
>>28102631
That's not a very flattering picture
>>28103068
You can't polish a turd, m8
Can weaboos be a Stancy?
>>28103154
They can be but not all of them are
>>28099708
Alter hacker is probably prettier without extensive make-up, lighting and camera angles and photoshop touching up which Anzu has in all her shoots.
who is you classic waifu
>>28102631
She's going to look so rancid in 10 years.
>>28102631
shes still a cutie imo
>>28103297
Both of them obviously know their angles but given that Alterhacker's mom takes most of her pictures and Anzu has professional photographers I think I agree
Although Anzu does take selfies without makeup on sometimes
>>28102316
trilobites?
>>28103410
What is this from? She looks like a chipmunk here.
>>28103447
i dunno saw it in another thread
>>28102369
>tfw that anon hasn't posted the picture he said he would take of her
>>28099708
these appear to be the same woman. Or child?
>>28103442
Anzu looks like she just had her wisdom teeth removed
>>28104290
she actually did she posted about it on her blog how the dentist had to shatter her tooth into a few pieces to take it out and it left this bruise on her face for a while
>>28099708
Left for breeding
Right for happiness
My dick tells me this is the best option.
I want to see Anzu get beat up.
>>28104330
Right looks like the typical tumblr chick, how would that give you happiness?
>>28102631
she looks like an unwrinkly hillary clinton
>>28104430
>literally fucking a real life anime
>>how would that give you happiness
>>28104625
>real life anime
it's all makeup and wigs, she wouldn't wake up looking like that. liking their pictures is one thing but neither of them are wife material and much less anzu imo
>>28104625
Tell me about Anzu. Why does she wear the mask?
>>28104746
if I pull off the makeup will it die?
>>28104691
s-shes still cute without makeup though....
>>28104799
She's ok, pretty average, but she's not anime. I prefer Alterhacker but even so I guess they're just not my type
>>28102451
where did you get this info
>tfw she is close enough to be my gf
>>28102471
post her twitter
>>28105003
anon who claims to know her posted that info
her twitter: taeko_ludenberg
>>28104781
She looks terminal >>28104799
>>28104147
They look similar in those pictures but they're really not that alike
>>28105055
She is a Nighthawk
As in Del Norte HS
SD, CA
Posted her Visa photo's, so probably not a US Citizen, brothers are really dark-skinned, uni-brow boys
>>28105806
Christ you are scary but she only has one brother, that much I know
She has two sister though
>>28099708
Ashley takes them both down.
>>28105859
Ashley a shit
something else would go here if this comment was original
>>28099708
>tfw anzu is just a meme compared to minilarkin qt
>>28105806
How do you know thats her school?
>>28100719
>>28102241
>>28102316
she looks 11. i guess thats the appeal to you guys??
>>28103299
Second vote for Minxy
Alterhacker.
Anzu is a fraud. Also Alterhacker looks like a female version of myself.
What good is any of this information about where she goes to school.
Do any of you freaks honestly think if you saw her in real life she would just run up to you rip her clothes off and start fucking you.
>girls are real and they go to schools
wow what a revelation
>>28103299
>>28105943
What even happened to her?
>tfw could easily beat up this short skinny bitches
if you're gonna have a femanon fight bet on the fat chicks
>>28105055
>http://alterhacker.tumblr.com
She honestly seems like fairly generic boring tumblrina.She looks like a goddess though. I wouldn't turn her down, but she does seem boring
Who the hell is crispy
Can someone share her facebook, instagram and all?
Is she turkish too?
>>28105987
Well it does say right there it's a fashion blog, you cant expect much from that
Also Anzu has a chad bf
http://anzujaamu.tumblr.com/post/66607514409/have-you-had-do-you-have-a-boyfriend-c
>>28105990
Alterhacker is her instagram, and she isn't turkish
>>28105951
>female version of myself.
post pic
>>28105966
She married some rich dude and stopped making videos. I heard they have kids now, but I'm not sure if it's true.
>>28106039
>you will never EVER have a 4'11 qt teen gf like this
>>28105951
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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eat my semen you robot
>>28106022
Its settled then, Alterhacker is the superior waifu
>>28105987
I honestly think she would be fun to talk to. A bit too much of a weeb and kinda awkward but she has cool interests
>all the boys shes goes to school with are too young to appreciate what a goddess lies in their midst
>Its not for another decade of social isolation and waifuism until they realize
>>28105825
Cousins then
Her Mom is pretty hot
>>28106180
holy fuck she was just 84 lb. She has mentioned she lost a lot of weight recently so I wonder how much she weights now
>>28106220
Ok man but how do yo know her school name?
>>28106263
she posted it on her twitter
bro do you even waifu
>>28106283
I have never seen her mention it, did you go way back?
>>28105915
Video of a small fire in the gym she posted, gym was mostly empty, so probably and in-school function, corner of the video painted on the floor is (something) Norte Nighthawks , plus some of he pictures show palm trees in the background and architecture styles found mostly in San Diego, also a news article about the fire, gotta be more aware of picture backgrounds if you want to be stealth, took about 2 minutes to figure it out
>>28106180
I swear she better do Undermeme goddam I want to fuck that spider so much.
>>28104799
>>28104625
>that slender, delicate little neck
So soft
So SQUEEZABLE
stopitboner.jpg
>>28106328
Are you trying to kidnap her?
>>28106328
You're like me if I applied my autism to stalking underage girls.
>>28106342
She said she will start working on either her Muffet cosplay or the queen from Alice Madness Returns
>>28106328
Fuck me dude, I live in the area and am 18. I could totally bag the qt but alas I wouldn't even know how to. Pls kill me.
>>28106328
>this is the true power of a twitter stalker
if she ever posts a pic of her boyfriend you will probably hunt him down based on the color of the asphalt and the growth of grass in the picture and bust a hannibal lecter on his ass huh
>>28106595
>I live in the area and am 48
FTFY
>>28106595
1) Rent a car
2) Buy an extra large BLACK trash bag
3) Bag and dump in the trunk (she is small)
4) ???
5) The sex
>>28106595
Wait for her outside of her school, she will find that romantic and have sex with you immediately!
I like this picture of her
>>28106660
kek I really am 18, no lying here.
>>28106665
>>28106685
Do you think it would be better if I showed up with a hockey mask or a balaclava?
light skinned mexican girls are so fucking hot
>>28106743
A balaclava so you match her clothes
>>28106780
Duh of course, I would be so lost without this board. Now should I also get gloves and rope to show that I'm kinky?
I can't even imagine Crispy doing lewd things. It just doesn't seem right.
>>28106817
Also, wear a cool real human jacket
>>28106865
That's how you that they're REALLY slutty.
>>28106927
Right so let's run through the plan again.
>>28106950
or that you're just a hormonal teenager hoping that everyone is as horny as you are. either/or
anzu has an eating disorder (can't remember if it's anorexia or bulimia but she always looks like she has the bloatface from puking), so that will fuck her up in the long run
>>28107069
bulimia would also explain why her hair seems thin as it usually causes hair loss. poor thing
>>28107113
Dying the shit out of your hair fucks your scalp up beyond repair
I dyed mine blonde for a year my scalp would literally swell up and bleed it was so fucked
>>28107179
but anzu was also chubby af in her early pics. its clear shes lost a ton of weight and bulimia seems to answer the questions of puffy face and hairloss AND weightloss. plus ive know bulimic girls before and their body types and faces are all incredibly similar
My waifu beats all of them
Not even a question crispy is superior in every way possible.
>>28107378
>saving low res images of you're waifu
Man you guys put some fucking effort into it
>>28107281
I hope that there's a penis attached to that, anon. I'll be disappointed otherwise.
>>28103447
Christ, those are some skinny legs.
>>28107445
This girl is a total qt but how did she become /r9k/'s waifu? Anzu has a lot of followers and is generally well known so I understand but Alterhacker doesn't have that many in comparison
it's anzu and her big fucking bulimia cheeks
>>28107516
We are trying to keep Alterhacker pure
She is the waifu we need but not the one we deserve
>his waifu is actually a 3DPD whore
>>28100719
is that a bulge i see
>>28107621
>being this retarded
>1016 + 1k
>>28107516
Its because she's 10 times cuter
>>28099708
Left is a trap so Anzu wins by default
>>28107621
She's wearing underwear (probably), tights, and a leotard so at least three layers of clothing in that area. if you see anything it's probably just that
>>28100901
DON'T TURN /R9K/ INTO /POL/
THIS BOARD SUPPOSE TO BE A MELTING POT OF ROBOTS AGAINST CHADS
>>28107752
Nice dog, that gives her an extra point
>>28107788
they're both girls
>>28103410
>>28103553
The video the webms are taken from is supposed to be about "loneliness".
>this bitch
>millions of fans on the internet
>lonely
made me kek more than making me angry
>>28103410
Who is that Jesus lookin' motherfucker?
>>28099708
Where does Anzu live, btw?
>>28107965
That's a typical Turkish chad
>>28108045
He doesn't look like a chad to me tbqh familia
So did anyone link alterhacker to this thread yet? I'm sure she will be happy to see we know what school she goes to
>>28108274
she knows this site is filled with beta pussies
a girl like that has no shortage or orbiters
>>28108339
It's true, I wish you weren't right but you are.
>>28108031
One of those videos looks like it was filmed at ITU, in Istanbul. Whether or not she's graduated she probably still lives in Istanbul.
>>28108467
She is in comar centralAnkara
>tfw all alterhacker cares about are her anime husbandos and she will never smile at me
>>28108597
yeah :/ sucks when that 3DPD knife cuts both ways doesn't it?
>>28108597
The exact reason I've been questioning whether i should continue living or not
>>28108650
At least that means she will remain single since no real man will fit her standards
>>28108703
>she will remain single
thats rich.
>>28108703
inb4 she starts dating an ugly guy from her anime club, can't wait for all your tears then
>>28108754
She has been single so far, either she's not interested or no one is good enough
>>28108768
NO U
posting
>>28108703
Thats a very possitive way to look at it. Thanks you.
>A challenger appears
blx
>>28108806
>dat bitch face
>dat arrogant bitch vibe
>dat no qt
not a waifu just a slutbag
>>28108824
don't be so mean anon.
>>28108806
She looks like she loves herself more than she'll ever love anyone else.
>>28108865
>implying any of the girls in this thread will ever be able to love a robot
stop saying redundant things.
>>28108865
honestly, fampai all these girls look like that. they're all way more into posing and taking pics and editing and looking at themselves, idk it all just reeks of narcissism to me
>>28108934
>reeks of narcissism
its the standard now. you're not going to find an attractive girl who doesn't take 50 photos a day.
>>28108934
Alterhacker and Anzu are both into cosplay and fashion so I understand why they take so many pictures
>>28108934
>i've seen a few pics of teenage girls on a chinese gardening website accompanied by sexual fantasies of manchildren losers and with this I can deduce that the girls are way too into themselves and are narcissists.
>>28108979
Anzu being into fashion I can understand: lots of different characters she is portraying. alterhacker is just the different shades of the black. most of her pics are just her normal hair style and makeup and opening her eyes way too widely in order to look doe-eyed, theres not much fashion going on other than "look at my face".. idk man, its cringey
>>28108974
>willingly eating what appears to be overcooked burnt bird meat
dropped.
no waifu of mine would have such pleb taste.
I thought Alterhacker was a lesbian
>>28109116
All teenage/young girls claim to be "bi" or "curious"
>>28109093
Just because it's all black doesn't mean they're not different outfits. She always wears a different one and she takes more full body pictures instead of just selfies. She has also posted dresses she has made herself
>>28109152
She hasn't claimed anything that I know of but I think someone once said she's a lesbian, they might've just been trolling though
>>28109116
LOL enjoy your lesbian waifu, idiots
>>28109116
probably not true, she's really into her husbandos
>>28109229
I'd rather her be a lesbo than see her with some generic asshole Chad bf
>>28109093
fashion isn't about the makeup or hair, it's the clothes. she's going into a fashion school so she's clearly into it
>>28109116
>she'll never be permanently stained with chad's cum
oh thank god
>>28109300
why would it matter either way though? she'll never be with you so why even bother
ITT grown men worshiping highschool girls
>>28109378
Lol you think this place isn't full of high school aged faggots?
>>28109093
>opening her eyes way too widely
She has naturally huge eyes you can see that in the baby pictures she posted on twitter. She had the same look as a child and I doubt she was doing it on purpose back then
>>28109308
>just the different shades of the black
>it's the clothes
i was talking about the clothes. literally all the same thing, boring af to be honest. you see one alterhacker pic and you've seen them all
>>28109378
Nothing wrong with admiring the beauty of young flowers blooming for the first time
>>28109455
That's your opinion senpai, I like all her different outfits
>>28109451
yes some pics she looks natural there are others where she is OBVIOUSLY purposefully opening them wider to try to look more doe eyed. its like when you look at a pic and you can tell the person has been holding their smile for too long because the rest of their face looks dead
>>28105935
She looks young because she's surrouned or shrouded in childlike things.
She looks 11 because she's wearing a costume of a 11 year old cartoon character.
She looks 11 because she's surrounded by a bunch of dolls.
She looks 11 because she's surrounded by holiday stuff.
>>28109493
okay this one is slightly different than most, but i bet that this pic is the exception to the rule
>>28109501
All of these things are a turn on
I don't want a normie waifu
>>28109548
Yeah sure the exception to the rule
>>28109493
That one is nice but my favorites are when she's wearing red
>>28109565
you want something that is obviously fake and trying hard to get attention on the internet? why?
>>28109594
is this a meme that she is 4'11?
>>28109594
dude why didn't you post this one first? instead of >>28109493? this is a way better example i think
>>28109633
No she really is that short
>>28109610
>not understanding the basics of waifuism
Pls...
>>28109633
>what are chunky boots with a thick sole?
>>28109633
How is it a meme? She's really short
>>28109656
like an oompa loompa
>>28109656
Oh damn we posted the same picture
>>28109654
Im a different guy also here's another one
>>28109661
>i hope she never is sullied by chad's semen
>waifus are all about fantasy and cuteness: and things that ill never experience irl
i dont understand how you guys can hold these 2 disparaging viewpoints at the same time
>>28109654
I didn't post that one
>>28109720
eh too samesy at the point to be honest. she looks like every single art house girl i knew when i went to school in nyc. i dont get why you guys fawn over her
>>28109753
FUCKING NORMANS GET OUT
>>28109777
cause she's a qt, there's no other reason
>>28109777
You are playing a typical normie character right now. the "disinterested third party" where by your very lack of interest you trivialize the rest of ours
>>28109777
Nice trips, but IDK dude there's only so many qts people can get behind. Can't be following every single qt that we come across, we're not THAT sad.
>>28109594
i think this juxtaposition works well for her. she already has a sort of "goth/alt" serious look going on with her face and hair, she should contrast it with bright solid primary colors and patterns. at least that way she would avoid the cliche of looking like every other goth/alt fashion major on the planet
>>28107281
your waifu looks like chewed gum
>>28109777
I just think that she is very cute and i like what I've seen of her personality.
>>28109835
no playing here, fampai. genuinely don't care. and the moment you stop putting women on a pedestal they will lose any power over you, so idk. waifu who you wanna waifu but i just wish youd all stop thinking these girls are different than any other girl irl
>>28109931
Who's the Anne Frank lookin bitch
>>28110015
her name is "Anne Frank"
>>28108597
>tfw even if you weren't a shut-in, you're way too old for these girls
>>28110119
im probably even older than you, ergo my feels are even worse than yours. imagine that for a second
>>28110119
>>28110146
if you guys think old is any age that starts with a 2 kill yourselves now
>>28110146
pretty much the same feel t b h. It's all forbidden fruit after a certain age
>>28109871
I think you just inspired Alterhacker, good job anon
>>28110201
If you're reading this alterhacker, I live in the are you do and would love to talk to you. :')
>>28110201
hey awesome! i hope she does. it makes a really cool contrast bewteen the french coquette look and wearing a lime green dress with yellow polka dots on it or something
>>28110201
wait she actually reads these degenerate threads
alterhacker or whatever your name is if you are reading this dont be creeped out by all this weird shit you may read
pls we adore you
>putting pussy on a pedestal
AHHHHH FUCKING STOP
>>28110267
Someone probably linked her
>>28110218
alterhacker bby stay away from these guys who drive unmarked white vans and try to offer you Osomatsu-san DVDs for free
and now you guys aren't going to talk since you're all self conscious of looking like creeps in front of her, too funny.
>>28110378
#cucked by 4chan
>>28110378
not like it matters since we are anonymous
>>28110378
FUCKING FINISH YOUR SPIDER SLUT COSPLAY
>>28110378
people are still posting, what are you on about?
also has she shown a picture of her bare feet yet?
she should showcase her bare feet
>>28110426
im the one who suggested she wear brighter colors though, dont tell me to finish my spider suit cosplay because i am not even working on one. why dont you tweet her if you want her to know? idk
crispy come to [s4s] it a nice board
>>28110369
I'm 4 real tho, i'm really real.
>>28110463
I don't have social medias. You tell her!
>>28109656
>>28109689
>>28109679
then how does she look 6ft+ in that pic
>>28110540
high heels, camera angle, short skirt, etc
>>28110540
the first one is simply a combination of a low camera angle and the chunky doc marten-esque boots. the other is still the chunky boots but now there are frames of reference in the pic, that great dane is a very large. i would argue that she does not look 6ft+ in the dog pic. def looks around 5ft tall
>>28110540
Angles and heels are things
also alterhacker if youre still reading these, if you ever end up getting fat one day, you can just change your name to altersnacker
>tfw no toned-down goth creepy gf
I've seen waifus come and go in my time but Alterhacker is the only one to truly affect me. My God, she's literally perfect. I haven't been this infatuated with the look of a person since Allison of The Breakfast Club.
>she responds to you
>instantly fall in love with her
I want off this ride.
>>28110631
Don't temp me pls, I can't embarrass myself with waifu.
>>28110608
you should tweet her that, girls love a funny guy
>>28110631
creepy af to be honest. social media, that is.
>>28110657
i don't use social media, feel free to tweet it yourself though
>>28110631
>censoring names
its not hard to find out who you are its literally on her site right now
>>28110631
Fucking Jack Harper pls
I want to lover her
>>28110631
>censoring your twitter username when anyone can freely browse her profile to see you
>>28110704
>tfw you get addicted
if she did a Dorothy Wayneright cosplay i'd probably have a heart attack
too many feels
>>28110774
You're a louse, anon
>>28110774
holy shit. THIS. she would be excellent as Dorothy
>>28099708
>>28110774
it is literally her
>>28110816
maybe anzu can send alterhacker a red wig for a dorothy cosplay
>>28110774
Well she might be reading this so you're in luck. I agree she fits the character
You could also tweet her/send her a message on her tumblr if you want to make sure she considers it
>>28110816
>shes even wearing a hairband already
The War of The Waifus
>>28110892
It isn't really a war at all cripsy won this by a landslide.
>>28110892
the war that was over before it even started. alterhacker wins, anzu loses.
rip in piss anzu
crispy's too tiny to be arousing
>>28110870
For the last time, we don't have accounts on social media
>>28110952
>them puffy cheeks and bloodshot eyes from throwing up so much
disgusting
>>28110960
>wanting to be aroused by a waifu
hey guys check out the normie
>>28110960
>tfw you must date small girls because you have a 3" donger and the size would be relative
