Is there a sadder group of humanity than this? They just seem to ooze misery and loneliness. Single guys at this age, while many of them are equally as alone, probably at least have some hobbies and shit to keep themselves occupied. They can isolate themselves and be okay with it, a lot of them are probably used to it. But these girls desperately need attention and they aren't getting it. They probably never will get it either, any serious relationship formed at this point are just a "oh shit we gotta have kids quick who's the nearest person to me" type thing. Whenever I see an older single woman I always think to myself "Wonder how her life got to this point?"
Feminism truly is the worst thing that ever happened to women.
If you don't believe me just go on OkCupid and look at single, childless women aged 25-35 in your area.
All of them, no matter where you are in the world, have the same look in their eyes that says "Please just kill me."
>>28025108
dam that bitch STUPID THICC
>>28025139
>Please just kill me
More like "please date me I'll be the best fuck you'll ever have, just don't use a condom."
>>28025139
everyone is miserable
>>28025139
Single man aged > 25 here. Please just kill me.
>Whenever I see an older single woman I always think to myself "Wonder how her life got to this point?"
I'm like this unfortunately.
Thats why it's impossible to meet a girl. All the good ones are taken before 25. and if they're over 25 and taken, who wants to be with them?
chances are they are damaged or mega bitches.
I just started dating a 25 year old who has never been married.
I'm hopeful but not optimistic that it goes anywhere.
Wait until you're that age, and these single women are the first women that give you attention in your life.
You have to be extremely careful around these desperate whores.
>tfw single till 27 and now getting married soon
get rekt
>>28025230
*over 25 and single is what i mean to type
Come on lads, we all know women are waiting until their early 30s to really get married.
Your 20s should be a magical period of carefree sex and wild fun with your friends... You are doing those things, right?
Because you aren't getting any younger, anon. When you hit 30 it starts going downhill.
>>28025230
>All the good ones are taken before 25
this is so true
that's why it's important to make your move when you are young
>>28025265
The only people more desperate than 25 year old single women are 25 year old single moms.
You want to see desperation? Go on a date with a cute girl who gives you a blowjob on the ride home because she doesn't want you coming into or even near her house.
>>28025288
I would rather be alone than marry a woman whose taken more than 5 cocks and I'm being reasonable
>>28025288
I can only do it with someone I feel emotionally attached to
there's no such thing as carefree sex for me. Especially cuz I always worry about accidental pregnancy. There's no way I'd allow such a thing to happen
>>28025288
We have these things called escorts now, grandpa. I can always get my fuck on.
>>28025384
you mean a prostitute?
>>28025402
No, I mean a woman who has sex with you in exchange for money.
>>28025352
>more than 5 cocks
Slut-enabler detected. How about more than 1?
>>28025499
Virgins are gross and a woman that hasn't had sex after 21 probably has something mentally wrong with her.
The idea was never to get a virgin, it's to get a girl that actually values a relationship.
>>28025499
Because I've had sex with a few girls myself and I don't want to be COMPLETELY unrealistic. If you're my age (23) and you've fucked more than 5 guys what the hell are you doing
>>28025540
no, it's to get a virgin
>>28025558
What's the point? Why do you want a virgin?
Is it because you want her all to yourself? Something also known as "being in a committed relationship?"
>>28025591
Not him but it's because I'm more attracted to virgins.
>>28025591
What does it matter when all her firsts were taken by someone else and she still thinks about and misses him till this day. You think I'm gonna be happy if all of a sudden, oh she's "mine" now. No she's not. She's his. You think I'd can ever be happy with that?
>>28025752
first times are not some magical memory for most women
>>28025752
Everyone has a past, and only the delusional men and women of the world focus on the past at the cost of their future.
Does the fact you lost your virginity to some girl in high school mean you can never love another woman again? Are you somehow tainted? Do you view every relationship through that lens, now?
>>28025865
that's why every time I hear a story about a girl cheating it's with her ex
I don't want anyone who's done things with other people. It's one thing to think about other people, but to do that and to have actually done things with them. I can't accept that
there are guys out there who just don't care about that shit. And they get laid. I'm just designed not to reproduce
25-32 bracket is great for casual sex because they're all super desperate for anyone who will validate that they are still FUN and CUTE lol!!! I'm still cool! I do yoga lmao!!!
When looking for casual sex: Swing for the 18-21 year olds, settle for the 22-26 year olds, slum (when desperate) with the 26-32 year olds.
>>28025752
So you think taking her virginity will give her some kind of magical connection with you that guarantees she will always love you? I took my exs virginity and she couldnt care less if I fucking died
>>28025888
I never lost my V card or been in an official relationship.
I've had options though. Basically I'm stuck on this one girl and don't want anyone else. But I don't want her either because she's been taken
my genes are designed for exinction
>>28025937
That ex is usually their second or third fuck, they're usually aggressive types that treat her like crap. They should not be indicative of how most women act.
>>28025970
I'm not saying that. I just can't stand the idea of a girl doing things with someone else, and knowing they actually have done those things
>>28025988
>I never lost my V card or been in an official relationship
There's your problem, senpai.
Lose your V Card to some skank on Tinder.
>>28026024
I can't
I'm not comfortable with it
>>28025288
>You are doing those things, right?
This isn't you "just do".
>>28026013
But now she's doing those things with you, isn't that what matters? She could've been with anyone else, but she wants to be with you.
>>28026043
This isn't something you "just do"*
>>28026048
I don't care.
look at all those memes about girls being sluts when young then getting with a nice guy when they're old. "but they're with you now". I don't give a fuck
>>28025937
And how many times the ex is their first guy? Every woman I talked to about this says it was awkward and a mistake and pretends like she doesn't know him.
It's always some Chad that is terrible as a bf buy good in bed.
>>28026127
>good in bed
see, I wouldn't be able to do anything with her just for that
>>28026074
Guys do the same thing, though? It's called youth, anon, having sex and then settling down with one man is just something you do.
>>28026175
just saying, the first time and the first guy is never magical and something she thinks about
it's almost always considered a mistake
it's the consecutive guys you have to worry about
>>28025108
Yeah
Single male virgins ages 16 and up
>>28026184
It's called having control over your urges, you stupid fucking cuntwhore. I don't want to date a retarded she-ape who can't control her pussy when in heat.
>>28025865
>first times are not some magical memory for most women
What the hell are you talking about? ALL women remember their first time. They'll go as far as accidentally say their names if they're having sex with their new partner
I'm 30 and my single female peers STILL haven't realized they dun goofed. They miss their orbiters and wonder why they're not being asked out by top-tier men anymore but there's no connection in their minds... no sense that they're sleeping in beds they've made.
They're lonely as hell but can't bring themselves to be attracted to men in their league. Any suitor has to be tall, have a well-paying office job, et cetera. And of course Prince Charming will overlook their lowly service job and mountain of college debt.
I heard this would happen from my red-pill uncle and I thought I would find it hilarious but it just makes me sad.
>>28025108
As someone who's going to end up a 30 year old sorceress with a talking cat apprentice, I'm really stoked to obtain my magical abilities. I honestly won't be phased because if I want a human apprentice to rear I can look towards orphan manufacturing facilities and pick one up.
A shame for those single harlots who were so easily tempted by the Way of the Incubi.
Worshipping foul demons that must be smited.
>>28026339
u kno u want dis dick, hoe
>>28026339
I'm with you sister. I made a choice not to get married and have kids and i'm happy with that decision.
>>28026339
You're not a woman, stop lying on the internet.
>>28025108
>All the good ones are taken before 25
Some professional women more or less ignore relationships while developing their careers: professors, doctors, engineers, lawyers, there is a small but sizable class of women like this. I read into it a few years and it's interesting to see the men that these types of women end up with, they're often undereducated, underintelligent men who were left over after most people got married - either that or older divorcees.
>>28026290
do you actually know any women?
I know some stacies and all of them have said that their first time was some dumb, awkward teen shit with the first spotty guy that came around, hurt, the guy didn't know what he was doing and it was not even enjoyable.
My sample size is ~10 so maybe I'm wrong, who knows. They always have some memory of a Chad that they were especially fond of, but it's never the first guy.
Do you want to know what the life of a 25+ single woman is like?ill give you a view into my world
>got no friends
>no children
>work 5 hours a few times out of the week making sandwiches beside careless teens
>go home and sleep
>shit post on r9k
>message some of my online friends and if I'm bored maybe ask them for nudes
>sleep
They said your skin will get better with age!
>it got worse
They say you'll get bigger and curvier with age
>I got smaller
Ya see it never gets any better
>>28025288
>Come on lads, we all know women are waiting until their early 30s to really get married.
Doesn't mean they're not in dedicated, or at least casual, relationships in their mid to late 20s.
>>28025384
You realize that prostitution is one of the oldest professions in the world that predates the development of writing?
>>28026453
please be my aging 4chan gf
>>28025108
>Is there a sadder group of humanity than this?
Single mothers aged 15-25
>>28026306
>Men dress Women
LMAO men did not dress Women. Women dressed women. The issue was that it was safer, more comfortable and easier to wear "male" clothing, so they just shifted values so that they could have their own versions of safe and easy to wear clothing for regular use.
The problem today is really the industry and media that young consumers rely on. If you ever shopped at high class store you would notice the difference in clothing.
What happened to clothing is that before feminism girls wanted to appeal to men and men would go crazy seeing stuff like "daisy dukes" but the radical feminism being emulated by these colorful women is on an entirely different level.
Forgive me, what I'm trying to say is that the way feminists act is both a distortion and act of preteen style rebellion. While normal female fashion for middle and lower class has faltered, upper classes are not as effected. So to say men dressing women is incorrect, it is women dressing women in the first photograph and feminism/degeneracy dressing women in the second.
>>28025288
There's nothing fun about casual sex or having sex with multiple people. You were lied to.
>>28026615
>There's nothing fun about casual sex or having sex with multiple people
You speak from personal experience?
>>28026403
career women are just complete shit tier. if you want to have sex with a man, have sex with men.
>Is there a sadder group of humanity than this?
Being a male virgin means that nature believes you should not have been born.
No matter what excuse a woman gives for not having sex with you, it boils down to the fact that the human race - as an organism - doesn't want another copy of you running around. It didn't even want the first one.
There is nothing worse than being a male virgin.
>>28026704
>career women are just complete shit tier
It's the only type of women I've ever dated, so I can't really speak outside of them, but I like it. I have no interest in kids and I like a woman who keeps herself busy; I work a lot, and really dive into my hobbies so it's nice to be in a relationship with someone who is just as busy and understands that I want to spend not as much time with her.
2 incomes is great too, gives you a lot more freedom with where you can live, where you can travel, and what you can buy. I know I'm not the average person, I'm much more independent, do not want children, and like fancy things like designer clothing and fine dining.
>>28026715
being a female virgin means the exact same thing
>>28026799
There are probably less than 1% as many incel women as men.
>>28026958
probably
it's still the same thing
>>28026778
too bad they act like men and often neglect femininity. a woman's job literally has no bearing on how attracted I am to her. in fact, it can only make me less attracted to her if her job is better than mine. I'd rather gf an 8/10 unemployed high schooler than a 5/10 tech CEO.
>>28026799
No, it isn't. They chose to kill off their genetic line.
Nature and society chooses genetic death for us, we didn't choose it.
>>28026984
>they act like men
Eh, I like a woman who knows what she wants and has the guts to go and get it
>neglect femininity
I guess thinking back they do a little, but I don't mind
That's just me though, maybe I'm weird - in fact I know I am
yea it's shit.
you have 4 choices for women after the age of 28ish
1. career driven women who are workaholic psychopaths who work so much you might as well not even be in a relationship with them because they have no time to do anything other than WORK WORK WORK
2. they have a kid
3. they are completely and irreparably mentally damaged
4. they are fat and ugly
that's all you can hope for. the good ones were taken in their early 20s.
>>28026715
>Being a male virgin means that nature believes you should not have been born.
It's more like you were slated to die of a childhood illness or get trampled during your first mammoth hunt.
>>28026991
I'm an ugly, acne-ridden, mentally fucked 24yo KHV female with no social skills. Maybe someone would agree to fuck me under an oath of secrecy and sufficiently drunk, but nobody would ever want to breed and raise offspring together.
I didn't chose anything
>>28027099
I'm telling you right now I would have unprotected sex with you. Myth busted you stupid skank.
>>28027134
> raise offspring together
>>28027068
>they have no time to do anything other than WORK WORK WORK
Unless you're dating a CEO or a PM or something, they'll only be working 40-50 hours a week most likely. That's certainly enough extra time to be in a relationship, go out on a weeknight or two, spend a day on the weekend together. I mean a ton of men work hours like that and find plenty of time to date. I get if you're NEET or work part-time and want her around all the time you're fucked, but for another adult also working fulltime, who cares.
>>28027099
Acne would be less of an issue if you ate clean, worked up a sweat from time to him, and washed your face with a soap containing salicylic acid a couple times a week.
Your personality is something you can work on. If you have a pleasant personality and some interesting hobbies you'd be surprised what sort of guys you can attract.
I'm a plain jane but I decided to get in shape and now I have a qt husband I met hiking and we have a little girl on the way.
>>28027068
I have no issue with career driven women. As most anons here agree they don't really give a shit what their partner does for a job unless you are a male version of a gold digger.
To me there's career driven women who are massive cunts the same as their non career orientated counterparts.
Still some career women just want to have bed buddies and sex and for the most part not really do much else together if both parties agreed to that I don't see a problem with that.
However I think its bad to have relationships for the sake of just having one. It's like people who have kids and pets not becuase it somehow makes them more whole. It's not that they abuse them but they don't really love them, it's like having a peice of furniture in the house becuase you are keeping up with the Joneses.
>>28027158
those are normal type of working women, i'm not talking about them, most of those get scooped up and wifed up quickly.
i'm talking about the nut cases that are still single at 28+ because they had to sacrifice relationships for a good job. i know a few women like this, they commute to work and don't get home until like 8pm. they have no life.
>>28027099
>acne-ridden
This isn't the biggest deal breaker, trust me. I went to college with a girl who had really bad acne scars and still pulled guys. It definitely hurts your looks but as long as you're not obese, it's not a deal breaker to a decent number of guys.
You're bad personality is the one that is probably killing you. I know people talk about how guys will fuck bland girls, and it's true, but girls with actual bad personalities are a huge turn off.
My honest advice is to try online dating; take a picture that minimizes your acne, write a profile including a few hobbies and interests, and don't be afraid to message guys.
Maybe I'm wrong and you're actually a hideous, unlikable monster, but I think it's unlikely.
>>28026984
>I'd rather have an unemployed pretty face
You realize this is most women and this is problem and why women stay entitled right? Being less attracted to a woman for having a better job is idiotic especially when she is fully willing to have a relationship with you.
How much of a faggot do you need to be that you can't hear someone else being more successful than you in a relationship and need the girl to be unemployed to feel good? Your job doesn't make you a man. Not breeding with success just lowers the opportunity for your future family and continues the endless cycle of poverty and mediocrity.
You can be feminism and be a CEO. I have female CEOs in my family who make half a million, she always wears heels, makeup, hair done, nails, skirts and dresses, is married to a man who makes significantly less, and is very cultured.
Why are there so many poor and uncultured people on r9k? How we you white and the equivalent of a stupid hick? My relative is non-white and her husband is black, he is also a professor.
Poor people need to seriously stop having relationships or having kids. You guys don't even deserve the right. If you're not making an income of 100k+ minimum don't start a family and don't marry a woman who doesn't work.
>>28027290
>You can be feminism and be a CEO.
TYPO
I MEANT FEMININE
NOT FEMINISM
SHE IS NOT A FEMINIST
>>28027271
>i'm not talking about them
Fair enough. I work with a bunch and close to half between 25 and 30 are single, but maybe that's just pure coincidence. That's who my mind goes to. Yeah, the types that actually work the 60+ hour work week are definetly harder to be in a relationship with, my sister is dating a guy like that and she hates it, he's so goddamn tired when he's off work they never do anything besides watch tv, the guy is a CM and works probably close to - and I'm not making this up, if you know any CMs you know this isn't that rare - 90 hour weeks.
>>28027202
>Acne would be less of an issue if you ate clean, worked up a sweat from time to him, and washed your face with a soap containing salicylic acid a couple times a week.
and you really thought I haven't tried any of that in the 12 years i suffered from it?
i tried all the meme 4chin cures, diet and exercise, roaccutane, hormonal stuff, topical antibiotics, tetracyclin, every cream under the sun
what are you even doing here
>>28026339
This is the single most autistic thing I've ever read, and I'm from /mlp/
They're all fat in my area. I just want a skinny girl with an average face.
>>28026453
>They said your skin will get better with age!
Literally who has ever said this?
White women age like milk
I work with 19 year olds that look 30
>>28027345
probably meant acne
>>28027316
this girl i know works in manhattan. she doesn't live in manhattan so she has to commute. she gets up at 5am to get ready, gets on a train at like 7, takes an hour long train trip, works until 5 or 6, then has to take a train home, which is another hour, so she gets off the train at 7 and gets home around 7:30. she eats, does more work, and goes to sleep before 10 so she can get up to get on the train again in the morning.
literally no life
>>28027068
>not realizing that periods of separation in a relationship keep it going strong.
The more time you spend with someone. The more flaws you pick out. Might as well actually we to see something when you get home and not be sick of some sack of shit sitting on the cough after dusting. And bored women who don't work are 100% likely to cheat on you.
>>28027345
>Literally who has ever said this?
People who had acne as a teenager, but not in their 20s.
>>28027140
I see. You can't get a man to leech off of for fifty years while he raises your kids. Truly tragic.
I guarantee you you look fine (or at least not catastrophically ugly) and you're fishing for attention. There's literally no woman out there that someone won't fuck.
You could literally make a Tinder profile with a picture of a rotting fish slumped on a pier and get more attention in an hour than an average male gets in a year.
>>28027364
>she gets up at 5am to get ready, gets on a train at like 7
Maybe she shouldn't spend 2 hours getting in the goddamn morning. Yeah, commuting suck balls, I had an hour commute all through university so I feel for her, and it's especially bad in cities like NYC and Toronto. If she lives it up during the weekend that's not too bad, but if she burns herself out during the week and is too tired to do anything during the weekend then I can see how she would be hard to date.
>>28027379
you were talking about being a genetic dead end
so yeah, i'm talking about raising children
>>28027408
she goes shopping and stuff on the weekend but that's kind of it, she's too burned out. she makes good money, but can't really do anything with it
>>28027379
>There's literally no woman out there that someone won't fuck
If all you want is casual sex, it's easy as balls. Actually finding a man who will love you and raise children with you is much harder. Not saying it's harder than ugly men looking for a wife, but even if it's easier, hard is hard.
>>28027364
You shouldn't work in Manhatta if you aren't rich, simple as that.
There are plenty of other cities and towns to work in, but she wants so badly to be THE SINGLE LADY IN NEW YORK XD
>>28027452
Her commute is only an hour, that's not really that terrible or uncommon in cities. Hell I live in Calgary, a city of barely over 1 million people and a decent number of people I work downtown with have commutes over an hour.
I'm a KHV single woman who turned 25 a few months ago.
Ask me anything.
>>28026275
Lol this. Why are we supposed to be grateful for the opportunity? Disingenuous as fuck if you ask me.
>>28027373
You'll have acne til your 30's if you have shit health and keep eating garbage.
All you have to do is sweat a lot in workouts, and use a simple facial scrub.
I see women spending thousands on skin care, when they're the dumb fucks that roast themselves in the sun for hours and keep eating shit
>>28027524
why do you come to this board even though you know you're more hated than normies around here?
>>28027524
pick which one you are
1. fat
2. has a kid
3. uggo
>>28027433
She's a very good goy
Waste your youth gathering up shekels to never enjoy because you have to keep working and working terrible hours.
She just wants a life she can instagram about and make people jealous.
I dropped out and became a paramedic that makes 6 figures easily. I don't buy shit except for vidya and onaholes.
Stupid roasties
>>28025108
Married women 25-35 are far sadder. Just everybody DGAF. Especially husbands.
>>28027549
Habit and boredom. I've been on /r9k/ since the very first day, and it used to be great, so I got addicted to it. It's been shittier for a lot longer than it's been good.
>>28027554
Ugly, no doubt about it. I can't have a kid since I'm a KHV, and I'm actually underweight.
>>28027524
Why won't you be my gf?
Why are you using a trip?
>>28027546
>You'll have acne til your 30's if you have shit health and keep eating garbage.
Okay, but still far more people have it in their teenage years than their 20s. I had bad acne when I was 16/17, haven't had any since 18 and that's kind of the norm.
>>28027579
>Ugly, no doubt about it.
>but underweight
want to be my ugly gf? as long as you aren't fat i dont care
>>28027546
>the good you eat gives you acne
Keep believing that meme.
>>28026537
Lel, you sound angry friend. Did that picture rustle your jimmies? It must have because you completely forgot to respond to the guys post. You just got triggered by a lil picture and chimped out
>>28025332
What? Wouldn't that be the opening to a night of sex at either of your places? Or is it that she wants sex without expecting you to comit?
>>28027529
>>28026275
How much goddamn control are you guys talking about? You're doing the whole "you're a whore for opening your legs" routine but you aren't specifying what "controlling your urges" entails.
Is it a woman that doesn't have sex at all? A woman that has sex with a man she's in a relationship with? A woman that only occasionally has a fuckbuddy?
>>28027546
people like you should be banned from giving advice
>I ate garbage and soda for my entire life, so if you stop doing that your skin will clear right up!
>i used to be filthy neckbeard that showers once a month and changes sheets once per 6 months, just don't touch your face and change your pillow case!
I tried everything and nothing helped. Even if I found some magical cure now my skin is permamently fucked, looks like red scale by now.
>>28027591
>>28027603
>Why won't you be my gf?
My relationships with people always end up failing sooner or later, and honestly, I probably wouldn't be attracted to you guys anyway.
>Why are you using a trip?
For identification.
>>28027627
relationship-only sex is the only acceptable sex
one night stands and all that new age bullshit is literal degeneracy and complete whorish behavior.
>>28027634
>I tried everything and nothing helped
To be fair, diet and hygeine helps most people, but bad acne can in rare cases be genetic. If common advice doesn't help, then like all medical issues you seek a specialist. Dermatologists exist for a reason.
>>28027634
GET OFF YOUR FATASS AND GO WORKOUT
HIT UP A SAUNA
DRAIN YOUR FUCKING PORES
CHANGE YOUR DIET
HOLY SHIT, YOU FAT FUCKS
>>28027646
>I probably wouldn't be attracted to you guys anyway.
is this subtle banter? did i just get banted by a femanon?
>>28027646
>I probably wouldn't be attracted to you guys anyway.
Then fuck off back to /cgl/ or lolcow to be with your fellow roasties.
You're just here for attention and to make people feel inadequate.
Please kill yourself
>>28027674
Women have never and never will be able to banter.
>>28027649
Christfag detected
>>28027654
>assuming I haven't gone to a dermatologist even though I had horrible acne since puberty
>>28027655
>assuming I haven't been eating clean and working out
really anons
let me rephrase my previous post:
just because something worked for you, doesn't mean that everyone else has acne because of the same causes
dumb cunts
>>28027704
relationship doesn't mean marriage you twat
>>28027674
>>28027676
I'm not trying to insult anyone. I'm just stating an unfortunate fact. Losers like us are rarely attractive, and I have relatively high standards because of the 2D world. Believe me, I wish I could be attracted physically to all guys, but I can't.
>>28026677
I'm not him, but I can speak from personal experience. I have to care about the person I'm sleeping with, I can't just fuck any guy who asks me. One, I have standards and two, I don't even get turned on unless it's with someone I truly care for. Casual sex with a stranger isn't fun or exciting for me but I know that I'm in the minority of women, sadly
>>28027720
>2d
ok yea you're a waste of time, go away
>>28026677
Don't know him but believe me, it's true.
Shit is fun as hell when you're in high school and til you're 23 but then you realize how unfunny and pointless it is. This is literally enhanced masturbation at this point.
Don't get me wrong sex is amazing but after some time it isn't that much good if you don't fuck a girl you really are into. I'd rather date a nice girl and have sex once a month than being able to fuck dumb bitches everyday.
>Implying nice girls exist anyway
>>28027345
Bebe is a nigger, so that doesn't apply to her. Niggers don't age better than White people IMO
>>28027718
No effective difference. Still cucked by religion, just too arrogant to admit it.
>>28027720
Ok, now fuck off.
Literally nobody wants you here and you contribute nothing to discussion nor board culture
>I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU UGLY SHITLORDS. NAGASI IS MY HUSBANDO BAKONNARWHALZ XD
Fuck you
>>28027736
>>28027736
>I have standards
Then what the fuck are you doing on here? Go fuck your sugar daddy or something you literal piece of trash.
>tfw 24y/o single female
my time is coming
I need more cats.
>>28027616
She was trying to get me to fall for her, if I left her that would mean missing out on desperation sex and all the freaky sex positions my dumb ass never had.
So when I saw her nappy-headed halfbreed she hoped I would think it through, weigh my options you know? She didn't expect me to walk out that easily.
>>28027741
>>28027786
This is why /r9k/ (and 4chan in general) suck now. Just full of normalfags who don't even like Japan. And I'm not saying I'm "too good" for you guys.
>>28027809
>single female over the age of 24
strong and independent
>single male over the age of 24
LOL wHAT A FUCKIN LOSER AHAHAHA
>>28027809
>LE DA I LE DA NEED LE MORE LE CATS XD
>CHAD LOOK IM SO QWERKY AND DE LA LONELY XDDDD
GET FUCKED BITCH
WOMEN DO NOT LIKE CATS
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY CARE FOR A FELINE GODDESS
PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE
ALL WOMEN HATE CATS
YOU ONLY WANT IT TO INSTAGRAM AND LOOK LIKE LE LONELY TUMBLR GRILIL XXDDDDDFAKJDLK;FAJKDL;FJ A
F
FUCK OFF
>>28027714
What does your dermatologist say? Do whatever he or she says, and if he or she says you're fucked then either give up or get a 2nd opinion from another doctor.
>>28027809
maybe you shouldn't have spent age 18-24 slutting
>>28027845
You have problems. Most everyone loves cats.
>>28027828
>normalfags who don't even like Japan
Who the fuck said anything about not liking Japan?
Go post on fucking /jp/ if you love nipland so fucking much, you stupid whore.
I'm flying to Japan in 2 weeks, I'll make sure to bring you back a katana to kill yourself with
>>28027845
Senpai let's be fair here, my mother takes great care of her cat. Then again she's from a whole different era when women still wanted to be women.
>>28027845
toxoplasmosis detected.
>>28027865
Sponsoring parasite ridden predators eradicating local native wildlife is the problem
if a woman hasnt had a child by the time she's 30 years old, her womb should be removed so she doesnt produce more robots like us
>>28027654
>>28027655
>>28027546
>>28027202
You're the equivalent of normies going JUST B URSELF XD
you had a minor problem that you fixed easily and assume that everyone else has the same minor problem and just hasn't tried such a simple and obvious thing
My face looks like a giant fucking wound, of course I have tried fucking everything, including your meme advice, to fix the thing that has been ruining my life for almost two decades.
The next time I hear "oh anon, but it's simple! Just don't touch your face tee hee" i'm going to stab that person
>>28027849
>do what your doctor says
gee, thanks anon, haven't thought of that
>>28025152
>be 5'0
>hands wrap around your torso
>have 8 inch dick
At least he won in that area
>>28027202
>Acne would be less of an issue if you ate clean, worked up a sweat from time to him, and washed your face with a soap containing salicylic acid a couple times a week.
Fuck off with your bro science.
>>28027867
>Who the fuck said anything about not liking Japan?
I'm being mocked for being attracted to 2D characters.
>Go post on fucking /jp/ if you love nipland so fucking much
I already post on /jp/. I'm not limited to one board.
>you stupid whore.
Shitty generic insult. I'm obviously not a whore.
>I'm flying to Japan in 2 weeks, I'll make sure to bring you back a katana to kill yourself with
Seppuku isn't even done with a katana.
>>28027627
I've been able to control my urges and I want someone who isn't a used-up whore who can't say no. What's wrong with that? Women act this entitled all the time and society rewards them for it but when a man acts entitled for not accepting every shriveled up husk of a woman who walks his way, then suddenly women get mad that they can't have their cake and eat it too
>>28027865
Women don't like cats.
They just use them to look qwerky xd
I know every fucking hair on my cat's body, I pay for all of her surgeries, clean her litterbox twice a day, and we have a bond stronger than anything.
Women just want cats to neglect and instagram for chad likes.
GET FUCKED
>>28027876
nice meme
>>28027872
She's not a woman raised in >current year
I love my cat with a vehemence that makes the roasties in my office jelly.
>>28027901
You have problems. We're trying to help and you flip the fuck out. Get your anger in check. You should have started with "I've been to doctors, they say I cannot be fixed".
>>28027915
>I'm being mocked for being attracted to 2D characters.
everyone should be mocked for being attracted to 2D
>>28027649
The vast majority of women are doing relationship-only sex.
>>28027941
This opinion is how I can tell you're definitely a normalfag. A failed one, too, since you're posting here. Pathetic.
>>28027836
>single female over age 24
worthless, past her prime, no one wants
>single male over age 24
still playing the game, doing what he wants with his youth, will still be desirable another 10 years
ftfy.
>>28027845
>implying I don't take great care of my cats
>implying I don't make them fresh cat food with fish, chicken, chicken hearts and livers, ground egg shell, spinach, rice, and cranberries
>implying they don't sleep in my bed with me because men don't want to
>implying they're not perfect angels
try harder faggot. most people love cats, and I love most animals.
>>28027858
I just spent age 18-24 working shit jobs, getting kicked out of where I was living, and going in and out of psych wards
I probably should have spent that time slutting, I might have gotten knocked up and could have roped that guy into staying with me.
>>28027828
Watch anime with me sometime
How does welcome to the NHK sound
>>28027915
No one is mocking you for liking 2D. Congratualtions, you're so totally not like other girls!!!11!!!
We're telling you to fuck off because you have no reason to be here. Go on the yaoi board or /jp/ to talk about 2D guys, since you're apparently too good for us.
>obviously not a whore
LOL. You're not fooling anyone.
You've taken dicks in every hole except your yeast infected cunt, so you think you're a virgin. All you fembots are the same
>seppuku
Seppuku is for honorable warriors. Katanas are for autistic western weeaboos, that's why I'm getting you one.
>women in charge of interpretating anything
FUCK OFF ROASTIE
>>28027940
I started with "I have tried everything" and enumerating some of the things i've tried, to which I got the answer 'just try the thing you already mentioned' in all caps.
what makes you think that that doesn't include going to a dermatologist? why do people assume that doesn't involve diet changes? or fucking soap?
what makes you think i came here for advice? do you not consider chads going 'just be yourself' infuriating once you hear it for the 500th time? Just fucking stop.
>>28027940
No you guys are offering stupid idiot solutions that anyone in middle school was told when they got acne. Do you REALLY think that you're telling this chick something she's never heard before? How stupid are you?? It's pretty sad that she keeps saying she's tried everything but then some fuckwit chimes in with not eating sugar or some bullshit. You guys are literal retards, no wonder women hate you. You're all literally retarded
>>28027915
Do you miss moot?
>>28027977
Bitch, you don't know the first thing about taking care of a cat.
You get your parents or orbiters to pay for cat food.
>egg shell
Literally poisoning your cats, stupid bitch. But all women hate cats, so I guess it's to be expected.
>implying they sleep in your bed cus they like you
They do it for warmth, even tho I don't know how a cold bitch like you radiates anything other than roast beef odor.
Why are women in this age group in my Chinese cartoons so alluring but in reality I wouldn't touch them with a 30ft pole?
Cakes are wonderful, so long as they are the 2D kind.
>>28027977
i know who you are
>wasn't slutting
sure you weren't lol
>>28027736
If you've had sex outside of marriage you're a slut with no standards
Don't pretend you're on /r9k/'s side
>>28027790
>implying
>being this bitter but also incredibly desperate
No wonder you repulse women, lel
>>28027937
A cat is the ultimate beta male pet. If you like cats, you cannot call yourself a real man. If a man wants an animal companion, he gets a dog.
>>28028067
I bought a lizard
Where does that fit?
>>28027981
I prefer to watch things that aren't depressing and that are set in a past setting.
>>28027985
>you have no reason to be here
I've been here for longer than you. Admittedly, I do feel like I don't belong here anymore since it turned into a meme board.
>>28028014
Not so far. I liked Moot for the fact that he didn't sell out like he could have, but he was fairly a pretty bad leader overall in the last few years. I think that 4chan has improved since Hiro took over. The addition of a history board was long overdue.
>>28028038
they're like pancakes. who doesn't like pancakes? they're delicious
but after you eat two of them you are fucking sick of them and don't want to eat any more.
>>28028067
A real man has no need for companionship. He stands alone, shirtless, perched over a hole in the ice in the high arctic where he spears seals for food.
>>28027985
Stop sperging out, you pathetic, hysterical faggot.
>>28028112
Time for you to fuck off back to rebbit buddy
>>28027845
Cats are literally subanimal, they aren't even sentient organisms. People who like cats are fucking retarded, just buy a cat toy it's the same experience as a "Cat"
Cat genocide when?
>>28028082
Lizard is alright. Any other animal apart from cat and a horse is alright.
>>28027646
I'm an attractive guy
be my gf
>>28028026
>ground egg shell
>poison
it's an excellent source of calcium for any pet and it is not toxic.
looks like you're the one who doesn't know anything about cats.
>>28028051
thought you weren't coming on this board anymore? failed again, I see.
>>28028082
Is he leapin'?
>>28027809
be my pathetic gf
>>28027946
Right but the trouble is that they are the ones defining what a "relationship" is. Just some random guy you met once in a club? "Omg he had the best energy and our relationship was so strong so I let him fuck me bareback in the bathroom" lol, women love thinking that they're special and quirky by defining common words with their own fucked up definitions. "I really missed you" translates to "I'm bored and not getting enough attention" etc
>>28028250
Are you asking me if he jumps around?
The answer to that is no
>>28028283
>divorcees
Deserve to be hanged
only widows are acceptable
>>28028282
>he didn't buy a leapin' lizard
You fucked up man.
>tfw 27 almost 28 year old single guy
>almost every single female I see is too young
>the very few single women nearish my age either live too far and aren't interested in even attempting, or tumblr landwhale cunts that scream about misogyny and shit
I know there has to be a middleground somewhere, I just haven't found it yet.
>>28028311
But he's so calm and will lay on me
>>28025108
You have a really good style of writing OP, did you take writing classes?
>>28028327
Yeah but he's probably a pussy, my Bearded Dragon could beat him up.
>>28028352
Well sure, my beardo is just a little baby
>>28028053
I've never been married? Lol /r9k/ is full of psychics and mind readers who think they know everything about someone based off of one post. You guys are hostile, bitter, and entitled. Not one of those things well make a woman want you but you still refuse to see it. You just choose to blame everything else. Autism was a mistake
>>28028359
>I've never been married?
If you've had sex before marriage you're a slut
Learn reading comprehension
Doesn't matter if you're married now
>>28025108
women are failures at everything they try
even men make better women
>>28028383
>even men make better women
nah man, you're just gay
>>28028315
I'm a 29 year old virgin. I haven't even talked to a girl since college. Every normal girl my age has been in a relationship for ages. Even the completely fucked in the head average looking girls have had a large number of relationships by now. I have absolutely zero experience, so even, through some miracle, a girl suddenly showed interest in me, she would immediately leave me when she found out, and there's no way I could hide it from her.
Obviously, I am not human, or a girl would have shown interest in my during the 29 years of my life, so it is extremely unlikely that one will do now, as I grow uglier and balder with every passing year, but the sheer impossibility if it happening even if a miracle occurred is disheartening.
>>28028164
AWW, what's wrong? Did a cat scratch you once when you were young? Similar to how a woman broke your heart when you were young? Lol, you people are so stupid. You will literally never get anything you want in life until you let go of past wrongs and being so obviously hostile and angry. No one wants to be around people like you
>>28028259
h-how old are you
where do you live
I'm ok with older divorcees who are already been there done that with marriage and are ready to go out again and possibly have a young, hot boyfriend (have a thing for milfs and mombod) The problem are younger single moms who are stupid and aging young women who want to impose their life plan on their boyfriends in terms of marriage, children, careers etc. Really, the only valid women in my opinion are those exceedingly rare non-normie under 25 but still mature girls, and older women who already tried plain life and are done with it.
>>28028308
Never had a widow. Divorce forces women to, like having a kid, grow up a lot and look at the world differently. These normies want their suburban family and house and 9-5 and I do not like this sort of thing. these inexperienced dumb girls are like undercooked meat, they need to be put back in the oven until they're ready. Then, they're good, but those are my tastes. I know the bird still wants their shy mousy virgin tweet college girl, despite being the polar opposite of what those personality types want and need.
>>28028356
I bet he's not even orange/red. You had one chance at this and you blew it.
>>28028431
>h-how old are you
20
>where do you live
East Coast, but distance doesn't matter :^)
"I'm still young, I am in my twenties"
>>28028379
"Why doesn't the world confirm to the incredibly arbitrary and autistic standards that I want them to???" cry more faggot
>>28028451
Is this an orange red?
>>28028472
It's not arbitrary secular slut
They look and send off vibes of bitterness
>>28027554
Fat and uggo go together
Uggo is its own category
>>28025108
My parents met when they were 28 and got married a year later. Now they have been married for like 26 years now
>>28025288
>You are
For WOMEN when you hit 30 it starts going downhill, as you age like pure crap. For MEN things can maintain themselves or get even better, depending on how young your face continues to look.
>>28028067
I'll fuck you in the ass anon don't talk shit about cats
>>28028488
>Jesus in the background
But no, he looks like a run of the mill Dragon. You can get these really vibrant looking guys but I've only ever seen them at reptile expos so you'd have to go through a breeder. Reptiles are so fragile I can't see why you'd buy em from a pet store anyways.
>>28028460
>be young and handsome
>girls your age want you
>older women want you
>be vascular grey fox in twenty years
>daddy issues girls want you
>women your age want you
I'll probably have to actually be the one to buy drinks and pay cover later in life, but I think I'm solid if I don't get fat or ruin my looks with drugs or tanning or something.
>>28028067
>dirty
>loud
>too big
>destroy your stuff
>hated by landlords
dogs are niggers
>>28028560
Mary in the background too
>>28028603
Here's an example of what I'm talking about.
>>28028549
Cats really are shitty, awful pets. Then again, their disgusting timidity and aloofness is familiar to the personality associated with this board.
>>28028411
I'm 27 yo version of you. I gave up.
>>28028458
you're so young though
do you have a skype?
>>28028638
I do
send me yours
[email protected]
>>28028436
The board still wants...excuse me for being mobile user scum and more so on an iPhone. By a wide margin, the worst touchscreen and dictionary I've ever used on a phone. Should have stuck with Nexus, desu.
>>28027809
How many cats do you have and do you like video games.
>>28028621
I have give up too. But it still hurts. You can give up on food, but you will still feel hunger, and even after that passes, you will feel weak, dizzy, and eventually you will die. The desire for affection and companionship is as basic as the desire for food.
>>28026778
Hate to break it to you special snowflake but you are the new average. Selfish indulgent narcissistic childless couple using money to "travel". The new frontier is being traditional.
>>28025288
Carefree sex is a lot easier to get for most women than it is for most men. I wouldn't have a problem with it if this wasn't the case.
>>28028617
I've had three cats and they've all been wonderful and friendly, and all my friends cats like me too. Sounds like you just dondon't know how to interact with cats
I don't want brain parasites that give me schizophrenia, lower my IQ and me seek out cats, so I stay away from cats in general. I never understood the appeal anyway. Cats don't love you like a human or a dog love you. They are furry snakes.
>>28026778
See, that's too normie. I don't understand the compulsion to have a family. I understand wanting to make a kid, of course or wanting to spread your genes if they're valuable, like mine but not wanting to spend much time around your partner, that's empty to me. I don't need a family but I like having someone to see when I'm free that I feel loves me.
>>28028700
It's like quitting smoking. The desire never truly wears off. You learn to live with it. You know you'll never truly be happy, but you can at least make peace with it and minimize the suffering.
looking for 25+ gf in northern CA. Lets just make it work
>>28026984
Really? Mine makes food and I guess I didn't realize it but this is the equivalent of a guy with a toolbelt who can fix anything. It's really hot for your girlfriend to just show up with homemade andouille sausage or jumbo for you. My ex was a professor and that was strangely attractive, but she was older and foreign and gothic, so it was like dating Morticia Adams.
>>28028859
The problem is that unlike with quitting smoking, the feeling becomes stronger and more painful every year.
It's like I have a timer set that counts down when I reach my limit of endurance and kill myself to escpae the pain.
I even started to plan my manifesto. I'll mention /r9k/ and some of the roasties who carelessly play with beta hearts here.
>>28028615
i want to step on it
This thread terrifies me.
Should I stick with my current, pre-college girlfriend for the rest of my life?
I'm scared that every other girl from this point will be trash
Im scared because my girlfriend doesnt want to have kids which is a big problem with me, because even if I convince her, she is just going to feel like her family is a burden.
>>28027809
>tfw 24 y/o single male
Literally no hope.
Are you in Canada?
>>28027271
That's everyone who can support a family, though. Your day starts at 5am getting your kids ready and ends at 9 with putting them to bed and finishing up stuff like emails or grading if you're in education or something. Everyone here is just 19 and unemployed/able or a student, so they expect to stay up until 3am having sex and watching anime. That's their idea of a relationship.
>>28028988
You should fuck off to >>>/adv/ or >>>/reddit/ normalfag
>"lonely" women in the thread make absolutely no effort whatsoever to rectify their situation
Wow!
>>28028781
>my cat points his tail up every time I return home
>he cuddles with me frequently
>we play hide and seek often
>loves being picked up and cuddled
>my other cat loves to see me also
>she greets me every time I go into my room(shes an old recluse)
>sits on my chair's armrest when playing vidya
>jumps up and comforts me when she senses I'm not feeling good
>is fine with being picked up because she trusts me
Cats are p cool m8
>>28028988
>my girlfriend doesnt want to have kids
Why date somebody who doesn't want kids?
>>28028988
Kids are fucking garbage. Be glad she doesn't want any. That will change once her clock starts ticking anyway.
>>28028638
>>28028653
>no qt skype
o-okay
>>28025108
I don't care, man. The more desperate MILFs, the better.
>>28029047
No they aren't, kids are great
>>28029097
Are you mentally retarded or something? Nobody I know even thinks of kids, much less wants any before 25 or later.
>>28028988
>my girlfriend doesnt want to have kids
Haha, fucking gross. Maybe good for sex but zero relationship value. Also, I really can't develop feelings for women who "hate kids". Its so repulsive.
>>28029116
Doesn't matter
They're great. It's not my fault you're all stupid faggots
>wanting kids
We're guys. Just spread your seed around Eastern Europe or Asia, or at the local sperm bank until you're known as the town bull. Why anyone would want a kid around is beyond me. Enjoy each other, your time and money together but more couples have been ruined by children than cheating, I see.
>>28029224
People like you should be gassed
>>28029053
My nigger. The cool ones aren't desperate, though. Quality among MILFS varies as much as among girls our age.
>>28027574
Pretty sure everyone on both sides of the family are GAF about her producing children and grandchildren at that age.
>>28029254
Get cucked, bitchboy. My genes are more valuable than yours anyway, so it's a good thing that I stand to have a more successful genetic future than "your" dark, nappy-haired wife's one or one kid you stand to have between the two of you.
>>28025108
>at least have some hobbies and shit to keep themselves occupied
>They can isolate themselves and be okay with it, a lot of them are probably used to it.
you're making the wrong assumption that girls can't have interests they follow themselves and that they can't be used to loneliness either.
that's simply wrong.
>>28029262
I'm currently trying to bang one I used to work with. She randomly messaged me over Normiebook a few days ago saying she had a dream of us getting stoned and banging, so I assume I've got a good chance here.
>>28029359
Better tell her you got a dimebag or you fucked up
>>28026339
male or female, if you think you're funny for spouting le ebin wizard meme, guess what, you aren't. it's cringe.
do yourself a favor and start living so you can find a guy you can marry on day. you still have a choice because you're not dead yet, just somewhat getting older.
>>28026383
same with you, you fucking degenerate.
>>28028988
>pre-college girlfriend
lol, enjoy that while it lasts. pro-tip: it won't last.
>>28025108
You tell me. I'm a 28 yo guy, I have a lot of hobbies and interests. I wanted to date a grill I met at the institute I'm studying. She's my age, she looked interesting and, at first glance, eager with the career and stuff, I asker her out only to know that she still doesn't know me well enough (no problem, that can be solved) yet still won't be able to accept me because her parents grounded her. She can't go to parties with Friends, or date a boyfriend.
She's dumb, single-minded, absent-minded, has no further interests other than the career, no hobbies so to speak, probably is jobless, and, on top of that, not that pretty. Cute, but not a beauty, kinda like OP's pic, but not as chubby and not as cute. Either she's not well in the head (she may well be an aspie), or is a pathetic bitch that still doesn't realize that she's 28, jobless, in a career that chose due to lack of other options. The career is Computer Systems, yet she knows jack shit about computers, even if she has a brother that works in an IT security project.
>>28029359
I don't know. I just go to the goth club and they come up to me and buy drinks. She wants you, for sure.
>>28029399
>dimebag
Lol. I have pot, yes.
>>28029521
Goth club? Like, a club for goths?
