Why do people like porn?
>Would you look at that there, a girl I want to have sex with!
>She's having sex with someone else I think I'll just touch my peepee by myself
Are you a cuck or something?
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>>28014575
Its not being a cuck if your not in a relationship with them.
>>28014647
So you saw the girl you had a crush on in real life go blow some dude you'd just sit there and watch maybe pull out your peepee and whack it a bit.
What about POV?
that's not being a cuck that's being a voyeur you fuckin idiot
>>28014637
is this OC?
(my comment was not original so here ya go)
>>28015716
POV is some good shit
>>28014860
I wouldnt sit there and whack off. Id go home and do it in my bathroom. And i still wouldnt be a cuck because she isnt in a relationship with me.
I don't masturbate to porn and I only ever watch diaper porn featuring 1 or 2 women. I am the uncucked.
>>28015861
>I don't masturbate to porn
what's the point
>>28015873
I don't know I've just never had the desire to jerk it when watching porn.
>>28014575
I've thought about this too, and I came to realize my porn is 100% solo to start. No dicks in sight.
>>28014575
maybe if you fap to irl porn like a normie faggot
but since you cant have sex with 2d anyway fapping to them is not cucking
>>28014647
>>28015741
Anon, where the hell have you been? "Cuck" is the catch-all insult used exclusively by morons. It has nothing to do with its actual meaning. It's like how "pretentious," "autistic," and "hipster" used to the meaningless catch-all insults used exclusively by morons.
>>28015981
well cucked my friend
>>28015861
>diaper porn featuring
There is no meme to express my disgust.
Even a vomit .gif would not suffice.
>>28014637
Dude, if this is fresh OC I'm copying this to use as a copypasta. :^)
>>28014575
If that's an issue for you, you could always do a pov with no penetration.
I only fap to 2D, and none of that NTR faceless fat bald man shit eithet
>>28014575
>implying my sexual taste involves humans
Welcome new friend, now get >>>/out/
>>28016041
>he can only express his feelings through memes
And yet I'm weird for wanting to stick my dick in a diapered girl
>>28014575
I'm guessing this is just bait, but I 100% agree. Porn seems like it would be really distasteful, and I've never tried it.
