>your waifu barges into your room wielding M1 Garand
>"DO 50 SQUATS RIGHT NOW ANON"
What do you do?
>>27987272
let her shoot me because I don't watch anime and I want to die
>>27987272
If we're doimg that many reps, give me a bar loaded up with 225lbs baby.
50 squats because thats not that difficult.
>>27987302
wow anon you're so strong!
>>27987305
>"TOMORROW IT'S GOING TO BE 100"
>"YOU'D BETTER BE READY"
Let her shoot me. Duh.
>>27987384
why is there smoke coming out of the barrel if she didn't shoot?
>>27987411
Warning shot duh
>>27987272
Disarm her than rape
>>27987384
I gently explain to her progressive overload and the importance of rest to make gians.
>tell her to show me how using her gun as a weight
>rush her as soon as she puts it behind her head
>disarm her and turn the tables
>order her to get on her knees
>force her to deepthroat the end of the rifle
>eventually she'll beg for my cock
checkmate waifu
I don't have a waifu
I don't take having a gun shoved in my face well
And I can do 50 squats pretty easily, but my hope it that she would get close enough for me to have the chance to disarm and restrain her til I ether figure out what is going on or I can get armed assistance in the form of the police.
But if she plays it smart and keeps her distance not giving me a chance to act I guess I would just comply and do the squats. While being pissed that someone got the jump on me.
>>27987272
>AK in my lap at the moment
>3 loaded mags in the drawer next to me
sheeeeit
>>27987272
do 50 squats easily because im a skeleton with no weight so no effort required. It's like folding paper.
>>27988044
The question is do you think you can load and get a engagement ending shot off before she can shoot you.
Keeping in mind she has the jump on you.
>>27988095
yea most likely, the mags are literally one inch from me, and i've been operating AK's for quite some time
>>27987272
Do the 50 squats. It isn't hard, desu.
>M1 Garand
hahahahaha did your grandpa give you that hahahaha is that wood hahaha how much does that weigh like 10 pounds? and you only get 8 rounds before you have to reload again? hahaha this isn't the 40s anymore grandma did you ride here on your horse and buggy? sorry I didn't expect you I didn't get your telegram hahahaha.
now take a look at MY rifle. you see that handguard? that's a blended aluminium and magnesium alloy. lightweight and still stronger than that tree you're carrying around. 8 rounds? hahaha no thanks I've got 30 per magazine. oooh what's that? i'll tell you what that is, that's an aimpoint micro T-2. something that you can't slap on that musket you're lugging around hahaha. no but really that's a nice garand, really useful if I wake up tomorrow and i've teleported 70 years into the past and have to storm normandy hahahahaha I bet you've never even been to a tactical carbine course hahaha
>>27988287
>hahahahaha did your grandpa give you that hahahaha is that w-
>bang
Sorry Anon, you're ded.
>>27988287
cringe
real real hard
>>27988287
Toppity Kekity
>>27987272
I already squat like 165
It's just going higher every weel
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-squatsu
>arms get tired from holding gun
>drops it
meh
