Why don't you get on Tinder robots?
You can meet your femdom GF
Or you can meet a BSDM GF
Or a real life aheago GF (Literally all her photos look like this)
>>27977032
>virgin
how does it feel to have them as a provider and constantly see that word every day?
You can date a girl with more facial hair than you
>>27977077
I already see that word every day. I browse /r9k/
This girls a nerd just like all of you.can't you tell from the pound of makeup?
How can white guys even compete?
Asian guys only
This girl is totally a robot. Look at the photos in the background
Girls want your respect robots and not to be treated like sex objects.
Which is why if you grab her butt you're her favorite person
>>27977138
Fuck this individual.
>>27977174
This one isn't very charming.
What's the point of tinder again? Isn't it like Facebook simulator on the fly?
>>27977207
This girl also wants you to grab her ass
>>27977207
>>27977225
This one sums it up the best
Call me a princess while you grab my ass.
Is that a thing girls really like?
>>27977224
The purpose is to ogle girls you find attractive. Make fun of ones you don't and find cringe material
More single moms.
>>27977276
You can tell she's the biggest slut of them all.
>>27977276
But why would you do that on a clumsy, low performance consumer scam when you could be doing it on any good old PC on the dozens of social media outlets?
I'm such a nerd guys. Check out my T-shirt
>>27977301
Facebook requires you to add them to see these photos
This just supplies you with local people instantly.
>>27977297
Fuck you she's pure!
Cam model eh? I wonder what her description says
>>27977334
>>27977032
>>27977071
>>27977138
>>27977207
>>27977225
>>27977315
these are ok looking
go for it OP
>>27977334
You can still find plenty even without having a connection with them.
Also I think it's unfair you're being so biased towards all these young women. You should post older women because I'm pretty sure they're a lot more mature.
>>27977345
Literally looking for guys to fuck on camera.
I also like the obscure line at the end "everyone will be tested", making it sound like she's actually trying to get guys for her cult
The look in this girl's eye scares me guys
>>27977357
I don't want to go with a girl who's grabbing her ass in public makes me her favorite person
>>27977373
dude she's talking about sti tests
>>27977426
Also the ball cap is a nice look desu
>>27977441
Or maybe it's like the plot to red army and a local cult will punish men for trying to have sex on camera
>>27977032
is there some kind of only traps option in there? I don't really want a cis girl.
>>27977442
girls with ball caps make me diamonds
>>27977401
Her profile seems nice though. At least until she talks about white privilege
>>27977470
Try grinder I guess
I suspect this girl is also rather sexually deviant
Hey look another cam girl
>>27977514
And here's her description and stuff
This girl is just looking for hookups
You just know desu senpai
>>27977481
What about this girl?
No ballcap
If only I match so I can tell her to build a wall
I like Tinder and I like the idea of having an easy way to communicate with girls.
The problem is that none of the girls you posted here would swipe me
>>27977932
All these girls are from Hamilton
>they all swipe whichever way is the way you swipe to say "no I would not fuck this beta"
>the only ones that swipe the other way are looking for betabux or 1 more beta orbiter comedian to make them slightly less bored
>will delete you the moment you stop being funny anyway
no.
tinder is the very incarnation of normie faggotry
>>27978116
If you look at these, none of these girls are matches.
I'm just looking at their profiles for fun and entertainment
>>27978163
so you're OP?
>Why don't you get on Tinder robots?
I'm answering this question
>it's "fun and entertainment" to know what girls would never want anything to do with your genes
>>27977315
A lot of Hamilton, Ontario in here.
>>27977109
CUTE
SHES AN CUTE
>>27978227
Well, firstly, I don't think they'll delete you. They'll likely stop responding
>>27978700
so you starve to death instead of being cut off immediately? great
>>27978756
It's easy bro, you just need to be attractive
>>27977520
>i enjoy performing cam shows because they make me feel beautiful
stopped reading there
>select all images with sandwiches
>>27978820
I hate attractive people more than almost all other groups
I sweat so much. I went out on a date with a girl once and we were just in the movies. We were meant to get dinner after wards but luckly she had to go home because i was drenched in fucking sweat when we left the theater
>>27977138
Makeup should be illegal because women look like men without makeup.
>Top Chad: Fucks girls he matches with within the day, sometimes even hour
>Chad: Regularly gets matches, takes them out on and fucks them, some flake
>Average Joes: Ego Inflators, Tons if not all flakes
>Ugly/Betas: Get nothing
Which one are you?
>>27977426
>VIRGIN
Fuck that was funny
Anyone else think about finding a guy similar looking to you and steal his pic and see how it goes ? also considering using some chad to troll some whores.
>>27977426
Show the other two pics of this qt
>>27979666
somewhere between avg joe and Chad
never been flaked on, but I have had girls ghost out on me
>>27979712
That's basically the same shit dude
>>27979710
22? Nnnaaah grandma trying to get some young dick
>even your phone knows you're a virgin
>>27980174
Fuck off.
I'll stop being a virgin one day.
>>27977032
>McMaster University
Nice desu.
>>27979710
>22
>Wrinkles
???
>>27977032
>McMaster University
CANADA?!
>>27977165
by that she means rich saudis, not clit dick east asians, nice try /r/asianmasculinity
>Tfw get matched but can't think of what to say ever
>>27980525
She's been 22 for 20 years now, it's a perfectly fine normal female thing.
>>27979666
Average Joe. Get a match every other day, talk to about half of them but either the conversation fizzles out or we agree to meet up and she flakes on me.
>>27979750
well fuck me
I thought it was just talking about flaked out on a date. Like agree to meet up and you get there but they don't show up.
Oh well. Closer to avg joe, but I did get a couple bjs from tinder so whatever
>>27977093
Cghdsvbuugcec
>>27977470
you could always try grindr my gay friend
Post tinder chats
>>27977426
>wife material
>wife material
>wife material
>>27977032
>get matched with a bunch of girls
>message each one
>non of them ever reply
cool
>>27982048
oh man I fucking laughed so hard
>le dick lipped alternative girl face
tinder is such a bag of shit
I think I'm done with that kinky shit. Can't sub without being exploited, can't dom without being an asshole. It's like I'm not really happy with either role all the time. I want something that's right in the middle but it doesn't seem to exist. Does anyone else not fit into one mold or the other?
>>27982748
It's called being sexually healthy, congrats
>>27980525
probably an early age smoker
>>27982785
I don't know about that. It's more like being a switch who just can't seem to find that best of both worlds. I'm too angry a lot of the time to be a sub for most women. But I don't want to be calling the shots all the time either. Maybe I can make it work by having a girlfriend who I can boss around, and a dominatrix to dish out some pain if that's what I feel the need for.
>>27982919
why are you so fucking gross
can i somehow use tinder without having a cell phone? ive been wanting to give it a shot but im not paying for a smart jew
>>27982947
Sounds scummy, doesn't it? Wanting to see two women in a way, but I don't know how else it works. Most people are one or the other. I can't seem to find someone who is quite like myself. But I'll figure it out, in time.
>>27983016
maybe stop being such a sexual deviant and just be normal
>>27983040
Isn't this thread about finding a femdom gf? I'd hardly call that normal. The truly dominant woman barely exists.
Can I browse Tinder without having an account? I'm way too beta to actually talk to any woman but I wouldn't mind seeing what QTs use it in my area.
>>27983085
it's a tinder thread that line was a joke get your shit together
Tinder fucking sucks where I live.
It's pretty much nothing but degenerate club sluts and fat chicks.
>>27983124
thats all tinder is everywhere
>>27983097
Nah, you have to connect it to FB. Nobody will know you have it unless you actually swipe yes and then match with them, though.
>>27983119
Well, have fun with your search for that person who doesn't exist.
>>27983148
you sound confused blox
>>27977263
>Is that a thing girls really like?
For the umpteenth time, anon, just throw the phrase, "but only if they're cute/hot" behind whatever girls are saying they like from guys and then you're good
>>27982510
That's my story as well anon. At the least a girl consciously swiped us right. We must have SOMETHING going for us.
>>27977293
Can anybody explain why single mothers are obsessed with making the kid be in their photo on an app known for its leading to sex?
>>27984007
I'll never right swipe them, but I appreciate the honesty
How does tinder work?
Don't you have to pay for it?
>>27982971
Bluestacks with GPS emualtion
>>27983147
That's wrong though.
His profile will be shown to people.
>>27984508
You don't have to pay, it's free
You have to have a facebook account though.
>>27984702
Le paying with your personal information meme
>>27984702
So they can know everything about me?
Nope...
Also, call me old fashioned but i'm not into that online dating scene.
Also, the competition must be ludicrous
http://jesuschrist.lds.org/SonOfGod?lang=eng
>>27984738
>>27984710
It doesn't have to be a legitimate facebook account.
>>27977651
That's how I start most of my conversations too!
>>27977032
I just found the guy I did a one night stand with over the summer, I want to throw up so hard. I had a crush on him in high school then ran into him again. What was I thinking?
That bio, holy kek
>>27984929
>shark tooth necklace
Really nigga?
>>27984966
Don't you DARE talk to puppymuscles like that!
>>27983016
It's not that weird There's a huge overlap between the polyamory and BDSM communities.
>>27984007
Because it's a turn off for most guys on there. Better to just get it out of the way and not waste your time
>>27977401
This is pretty much the face I make while leering at girls in public. I think we'd be a perfect couple as long as we just kept our mouths shut and stared creepily at each other.
>>27977174
>bury your face in my pussy like a hungry baby racoon and i'll deactivate my nsa finder
She's a keeper.
>>27977032
>>27977043
>>27977401
Where the hell are you that you get people from U of T, McMaster, and carleton?
>>27986255
When I go to different cities I check tinder for OC.
>>27977032
>VIRGIN mobile
>low space warning notification
op confirmed poorfag
>>27986270
Makes sense, I'm a u of t student. Some of these pics are making me seriously consider getting tinder
>>27977504
How'd you get that feature on your status bar that counts how many times you've had sex?
>>27986576
I'm fucking stupid, I didn't realize that was in all the pictures.