Ask an insomniac virgin NEET girl anything.
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Ask an insomniac virgin NEET girl anything.
>>27974936
Can You rate me?
why do you think you deserve your own thread
why do you like to shitpost
i like shitposting too
i'm gonna shitpost in your thread!!!!!
is that okay? (don't answer this one)
>>27974959
No, sorry. This isn't /soc/.
Teeltes!
>>27974936
>girl
Why will thirsty betas never learn to ask for proof?
>>27974968
Everyone deserves their own thread, of course! I'm not shitposting!
How many times per day do you fantasise about being brutally fucked by Chad?
>>27974989
you don't deserve your own thread
this isn't facebook, dingus
*farts in a jar and closes the lid real fast*
*wraps it and gives it to you*
here you go, a parting gift!!!!!!!
>>27974936
>pic pls
I'd prefer a trap desu but a grill is fine too
>>27974936
Insomnia is a meme disease that only idiots get. Go to sleep when you're tired and put down the caffeinated beverage, fucktard.
>>27974936
>girl
KYS
>>27974996
I want a Christian military bf who's protective and loving and wants to get married!
>>27975004
Gross!
>>27975017
Hey, let's not be mean now!
>>27975004
this shitpost made laugh, thanks tripfag
>>27975028
>Christian military bf
I hope you like being poor and talking to a downie for the rest of your life.
Why dont you just take valium?
>>27975028
>give gift
>put a lot of thought into the gift
>purposely chose something special and unique that you would be able to always remember me by
>"gross"
fucking BITCHES
I HATE WOMEN
REEEEEEEEEE
>>27975035
no problem, dood!!!
have a good day!!!!!
>>27975028
>Christian
Are you so strict about the religion?
Is d-discordian ok?
>military
Does private contractor count?
>protective
>loving
Arguable.
>wants to get married!
What do you offer?
>>27975028
>I want a Christian military bf who's protective and loving and wants to get married!
In other words, you want "religious military Chad".
It's all just different flavours of the same shit with women.
>>27975060
this has better be bait you autistic fuck. why don't you stop being a weight on society and end your fucking life.
>>27974936
do you have a female friend who rides you can hook me up with?
>>27975048
Oh, I'm sorry Mr. NEET. Should I go after a stinky obese manchild who spends all his time on the computer instead?
>>27975056
I take Ambein but it doesn't help!
>>27975086
Protective and loving are not arguable, anon!
>>27975091
>weight
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAT JOKE???
FUCK OFF RUDE IDIOT
>>27975115
>not replying to me
fucking stupid bitch
i fucking hate you
*pulls out foldable (it's still sharp metal though) sword*
it's time, stupid bitch....
>>27975028
>I want a Christian military bf
No matter how much you pander to /pol/ they will never accept trannies.
>>27974936
several questions actually
1 are you a cutter?
2 do you have tattoos?
3 ever abused drugs including legal substances
4 bra size?
5 shoe size?
6 do you bathe regularly?
7 what is your weight?
8 what is your skin and hair color?
9 what color are your eyes?
10 do you live in texas?
>>27975115
You're a NEET yourself, you have no right to look down on anyone you useless bitch.
Maybe if you did something with your day, you'd be able to get to sleep.
>>27975115
You want to be protected and loved by giving nothing in return?
>>27975028
Why military? Seems like a strange choice....
>>27975115
I don't want a moronic, most likely fat whore who begs the lowest of men for attention on the internet.
You couldn't even attract the eyes of the manginas on Facebook? Pathetic.
>>27975163
Women m8
>>27975164
Military = Chad ?
>>27975090
No, he's not Chad! He's loving and caring and would stand up for me, not leave me for some Stacy slut!
>>27975136
I'm a real girl!
>>27975141
Not anymore...
No!
No!
That's personal anon!
6!
120lbs!
White and dirty blonde!
Chocolate!
No!
>>27975163
I'd be a loving mother and supporting wife!
>>27975164
I want a traditional guy!
>>27975164
>Seems like a strange choice.
-Good chance they're in shape
-Good chance they're making more money than her orbiters
-Lots of free time without him
>>27975223
Move to Kurdistan
>>27975223
>>27975223
>>27975223
>>27975223
>SHE'S STILL NOT RESPONDING
FUCKING BITCH
ATTENTION WHORE BITCH
DUMB BITCH
SMELLY BITCH
USELESS BITCH
DIE, BITCH!!!
DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
good luck robots, be careful.
>Literally all you have do on this board is claim to be a female virgin and post anime pictures to attract countless 'men'
You cucks are really something. Would bet a bundle that if she dropped a wishlist right now you orbiters would already be getting her condoms for Chad.
>>27975259
STAY
SAFE
POVERTY
GHOST
>>27975277
IM A GIRL WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BUY ME THINGS
>>27975259
There's actually a Jap god of poverty and even an anime based off of the concept. I suggest you watch the "Binbougami ga!" anime series and remake you're meme image as appropriate.
>>27974936
>scrolling through girl thread
>no tit pics with timestamp
wtf robots? we just letting bitches in for nothing now?
>>27975277
I would never take advantage
of people like that!
>>27975334
I'm not a slut, anon!
>>27975349
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT A SLUT
(I HIGHLY DOUBT IT THOUGH)
BUT YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING BITCH
AN ANNOYING BITCH
EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27975349
Tits or Gtfo!
No more will we tolerate the slags that come here
>>27975223
>not living in texas
sorry we cant be niggas.
>>27975366
GIRLS AREN'T ALLOWED EVEN IF THEY POST TITS
GIRLS WHO POST TITS ARE SLUTS
AND SHOULD DIE
SO WHY WOULD WE WANT THEM HERE???????
FUCKING IDIOT
>>27975383
That's fine, anon. I didn't want ugly half breed children anyway!
>>27975223
why dd you ignore my question you wench, you gonna hook me up with one of your friends?
>>27975223
Hmm... You pass by physical parameters. Do you have any hobbies/interests? Also where do you live? I mean state/country
>>27975419
I must've missed it! No need to be rude, anon!
I don't have any friends because all girls are backstabbing psychopaths!
Anyway, wouldn't you rather just have me instead?
>>27975431
I like baking and running and anime! Kansas!
>>27974936
will you be my internet gf?
>>27975455
>Anyway, wouldn't you rather just have me instead?
Do you ride?
Are we going to ride together?
These are the questions that will make or break it.
>>27975458
I want a real bf!
>>27975467
Motorcycles are dangerous, anon!
>>27975476
>Motorcycles are dangerous, anon!
I take that as a no, into the trash you go you non fun non adrenaline seeking boring woman.
I wish you had female friends you could hook me up with, though.
>>27975455
What do you bake?
How do you run?
What anime do you watch?
Its sad that you are in the USA though :/
>>27975028
>I want a Christian military bf who's protective and loving and wants to get married!
What if I'm agnostic but would respect your choice?
>military training in July
>>27975476
If I wasn't real, why would I ask, numpty.
>>27975491
That girl looks like a slut, anon. You have shit taste!
>>27975494
Sweets and breakfast pastries and sometimes breads!
I don't really understand what you mean...
Lots of anime!
>>27975507
Maybe if you converted, anon!
>>27975539
>That girl looks like a slut, anon. You have shit taste!
Is that some sort of code word for;
>She looks much sexier then i do
I just want an average looking gf.
>>27975539
>Maybe if you converted, anon!
Absolutely impossible. I don't believe in a God that allows so much suffering and violence and allows literally everyone to heaven given they want to and don't suicide.
I'm from Europoor so might as well just quit trying.
>>27975572
She has dyed hair and too much makeup and a face piercing! If you like her then you'll probably end up dead in a ditch covered with STDs, anon!
>>27975582
Have fun burning in hell for eternity, anon!
No Europeans!I hope your whole delinquent continent sinks into the ocean!
>>27975602
>She has dyed hair and too much makeup and a face piercing! If you like her then you'll probably end up dead in a ditch covered with STDs, anon!
Well worth it, i hope she fondles with my dead cold body one last time. What I'd give to spend just half an hour with such perfection.
>>27975629
I wish you'd stop talking about Stacy like that, anon! It hurts my feelings!
>>27975539
What do you use for the bread? Leaven or yeast?
For the 2nd I mean do you sprint or marathon? Or both?
What type of anime? Tell me about your favourite ones ^_^
>>27975659
She's not Stacey, i bet she's a fembot and she just doesn't know it. Look how beautiful she is let us admire together.
>>27975602
Yeah you are a bottom of the barrel bitch. Absolute shit tier personality.
Probably ugly as well.
>>27975602
>Have fun burning in hell for eternity, anon!
Statistically, hell sounds like a cool place to hang out. People with stories to tell instead of various people with no solid opinion, on average.
>No Europeans!I hope your whole delinquent continent sinks into the ocean!
I also hope you get a wake up call to your continent's true Aztec nature. I'm proud of the amount of school shootings or general accidents involving guns in my countryI'm being sarcastic, we're only popular for suicides and basketball
>>27975678
Yeast!
I jog!
Right now I'm watching Kill la Kill!
>>27975704
>>27975719
Please don't be mad that I'm not interested in feminized European men! It's only partially your fault that you live there!
>>27975750
>feminized European
This is a nice meme. If the guy that's going for military training and later on university is feminized, you should see the amount of neet guys on welfare here.
Just gave a try but this is fine, a girl that studies might get interested in me in due time.
>>27975750
Im not even ethnically European though
You just sound crazy and unstable
>>27975750
How often do you jog? Whats your training regime?
And yea Kill la Kill is a good one.
Also how old are you? If this one isnt too personal ofc.
>feminized
We literally go sandnigger hunting on a daily basis. Also thats the reason we dont have school shooters, I think. Its kinda hard when even some of the grills are armed.
>fags roleplaying as women
anime is just making it worse
stupid weebs
>>27975861
Let us dream anon, maybe one a day a girl will come here who has friends and hook us robots up.
>>27975808
>>27975834
>>27975842
You're all pathetic!
I want an American guy, not a European boygirl!
>tfw you don't have a bf arriving home from deployment in iraq who picks you up and kisses you and twirls you around
>>27975750
Klk is like 3/10
End was garbage, sorry
>>27975028
>military
You have no idea what being with someone in the military is like. Please don't break some poor military boy's heart because you're SOOOLOOONELY when he's busy working his ass off for you and off doing stuff for his country.
Alternatively if you're ok with that you'll have no problem finding one.
>>27975115
>Oh, I'm sorry Mr. NEET.
>>27974936
>insomniac virgin NEET girl
Yes that is really the most you will get, I wouldnt want some lazy smelly cunt that sits at home all day.
Only the true desperate neckbeards here wouldnt care about that.
>>27975934
So this was a bait?
How sad...
P.S: Next time dont go full /nationalistic/
grills dont care about shit like that
>it's an "avatarfag as cute animu pictures and pretend to be a girl" episode
>>27975164
So she can cuck him when he's on tour and get all the gubmint shekels after he gets killed by some mudslime
Military wives are notorious cheaters
>>27975934
You basically never grew out of the princess phase...
