Weed is a meme. It feels great but it turns you into a degenerate loser, even worse than being a robot let me tell you. You're always broke because you blow all your money on bud and munchies, and you're always super unproductive.
It gets in the way of school too. It's a terrible drug for robots because it's easy to become psychologically dependent.
I've smoked a lot in the past week, and I've also done a lot, so our mileage will vary.
It's honestly only fun around people you like/love. Smoking alone makes you horny and gets boring mad fast.
>>27946333
that's pretty true
I get retardedly horny when I'm high
The biggest danger of weed is that it makes doing absolutely nothing feel okay. Boredom is a valuable thing normally because it makes you be productive and do stuff bit weed takes that away and makes sitting around doing nothing for months or years okay.
If you can avoid this, weed is great. I usually avoid this by never smoking when I'm home alone doing nothing. Only smoke while hiking or seeing friends or on a long drive or something like this. Then it's fucking patrician tier
>weed turns you into a degenerate loser
This meme needs to fucking die. Weed doesn't turn you into a degenerate loser you turn you into a degenerate loser.
>>27947153
Nah that meme is true, get the fuck out degenerate stonerfag
nice projecting, you should work in an elementary school classroom
>>27947168
Nice ad hominem counterargument.
>smoke weed
>"Okay I'm not going to eat something, jerk off, and go to sleep"
>Eat something
>Jerk off
>Spend 30 minutes watching random shit on youtube
>Go to sleep
I am a meme.
>>27947212
Nice dick, faggot
>>27946238
"you"
i smoke every day throughout the day in conjunction with lithium and its like the perfect combo for my bipolar depression. never experienced unproductive with weed. in fact i do much better in shool when i take marijuana because it keeps me engaged rather than depressed.
everyone has a different experience when it comes down to it. its a verry emotional drug.
>>27947221
Jerking off stoned is the greatest though
>>27947144
Yeah, whenever I get high I just sit my ass in front of the computer watching magical girls or brickleberry on Netflix.
Weed drains me of ambition. I feel like if I could smoke it everyday and work some kind of manual labor job to support it, I'd do that instead of being in uni.
>>27947153
You might be right, but weed helps make you a degenerate loser for sure. When you're stoned, everything you do feels very fun. Unfortunately, that also means you can't get bored by listening to music and just lying on the floor for hours whilst eating a shitload of junkfood.
>>27947212
>on 4chan
>complaining about ad hominem
You must be new or something.
>>27946238
While essentially true, I place importance on the frequncy vs personal predisposition.
I'm a naturally lazy person. When I smoke, this trait is accentuated. So I don't smoke often, because I need to stay motivated for my part time wagie job and college.
However, I have a co-worker who smokes maybe 3-4 times a week, and is fine holding his own. This is probably he is an inately motivated person.
Like >>27946302 said, milage may vary.
>>27947243
Yeah, that's why I always end up doing it. Orgasms when not high are okay, but orgasms while high are body shaking, eyes rolling into the back of your head, not being able to move for 5 minutes type of orgasm. At least for me.
>>27947259
That's very interesting and makes sense.
I'm naturally a lazy person too, so I need to cut smoking completely during uni or I'll just keep going to lectures blazed out of my mind.
>>27947284
Me too. Not to mention it helps my imagination way more while stating at 2D girls.
I have a lot of pov role playing porn. I put it on with headphones in and minimize it so I'm only getting audio, then stare at 2D girls for the visual. Do that while stoned and jerking off sober just isn't the same ever again.
>>27947228
I love putting Lisa Frank stickers on my face.
it's about the only thing that makes me feel alive.
also marijuana makes me feel like a functional human being.
>tfw can't smoke because the state is all up in my bullshit
>>27946333
>Smoking alone makes you horny
>I get retardedly horny when I'm high
Why does this happen?
>>27947253
>When you're stoned, everything you do feels very fun.
That's true, and it's really easy to just nap or jack off or giggle at something silly, but it's just as easy to babysit or cook or type a paper or go on a hike if you don't sit your ass down and couchlock yourself.
>>27947343
I feel bad for Americans when it comes to weed. I really want to move there because I hate my country, but the only negative I see is how intense they are about weed.
>>27947284
I get those just from being submissive while I fap(thinking about sucking dick, spanking myself, fapping while bent over my bed)
no need for weed, just be a bitch
>>27947377
Not all of us are faggots, anon
>>27947253
>weed helps make you a degenerate loser for sure
Only if you let it dude. I know people that don't do shit all day except smoke weed but even i can't blame weed for the reason they do nothing all day. Weed is just a catalyst for them because they wake up unmotivated everyday and think "fuck I don't want to do shit today" and then they smoke weed to help them not feel guilty for being lazy.
With people like that you could honestly replace weed with anything like video games, t.v, etc. because its not the item that is making them not do anything its them. The item only helps them escape their problems.
>>27947257
>I have not proper rebuttal when someone calls someone out on an obvious fallacy.
1g lasts me almost a month, I just smoke a bowl a time and it gives me a nice buzz even with tolerance, I love being a lightweight
>>27947354
>That's true, and it's really easy to just nap or jack off or giggle at something silly, but it's just as easy to babysit or cook or type a paper or go on a hike if you don't sit your ass down and couchlock yourself.
You know what, next time I get stoned I'm going to pack some bananas and granola bars and take a walk through a nearby forest. Maybe I just need to get out more. I was stoned when I was outside this one time going to the convenience store to get munchies and I kept questioning if my eyes were really red and if people knew whether I was high or not. Kinda nerve racking.
bong hits are better than joints and blunts if you disagree you probably paint your girlfriends toenails
>>27947429
Nope, no disagreeing here. Joints and blunts are wastes of weed, pipe hits are ok, but bong hits are what you need to get as fucked up as you can, as fast as possible.
>>27947393
fine fine, but you're missing out
I mostly do cheapo "research chemical" drugs, grocery store drugs and cheap darknet drugs.
Am I a normie?
>>27947377
But I can't get off to sissy stuff.
I'm extremely dominant when it comes to sex stuff, when I'm really horny I get this urge I don't know what to call other than the urge to conquer.
>>27947425
That's the attitude man. If you plan on doing than I reccomend a sativa strain like sour diesel or something as they are more for an active get out and go high.
>>27947429
Joints and blunts have their advantages. They're great for sharing with groups and they're also great because you can keep them in your pocket and can smoke them while walking or driving. If you're at home on your couch alone then yeah bongs are better.
But either way
>sticking to just one
>>27947447
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>>27947477
In all honesty, this
if you change it up every now and then, you can get fucked up faster
say for example you usually do bong hits: if you change it up and take a hit from a joint, you'll get HIGH because you're not used to it.
>>27947477
>>27947429
Who here /gravitybong/?
>>27947447
>as fucked up as you can, as fast as possible
Gravity bong, hot knives, and any method of smoking oil would like a word.
If you aren't worried about waiting around edibles will fuck you up proper too once they catch up with you and you realize you ate twice as much as you should have in your impatience.
>>27947503
> you'll get HIGH because you're not used to it.
anon please, use your head before you post.
>>27947429
Just based on preference honestly joints and blunts are great for a classic smoke and easy to conceal. Certain blunt wraps like game greens taste fucking delicous. Joints are awesome if you know how to roll different types. Pic related my favorite blunt wraps.
>>27947558
I'm high as shit right now nigger I kind of can't do that lol
>>27947544
edibles are amazing but take too long
I just looked up the gravity bong method. How does it get you higher?
Also, kief bowls are better than weed bowls, but not as good as edibles.
>>27947284
used to be the case for me, but fucking 2 years of being a filthy stoner degenerate have ruined even high orgasms for me, just feels like hot pressure rather than any pleasure. help robots?
>>27947604
It's time to start sticking stuff up your butt anon
>>27947604
Just take a month or two off to reset your tolerance level back down to 0. Great way to save on weed too since you won't be smoking for a month or two and when you do hit it again, you'll get pretty stoned off of only a hit or two.
>>27947623
im NEET so i take tolerance breaks fairly often from being broke, but i suppose i could try to take a longer one
>>27947608
i agree and i want to, fuck the haters, and fuck anyone who wants to call me a faggot for it. if being hedonistic involves stuff up my butt, stuff's going up my butt
>>27947650
God doesn't like stuff up your butt though amon
>>27947679
if god doesn't want stuff in my butt, why did he put my g spot there
>>27947700
To test if you were a faggot or not. He doesn't like faggots so he needs a way to sort them from the moral
>>27947679
If God doesn't like it why doesn't he stop me?
>>27947715
He sent me here to tell you not to. Now you have free will
>>27947714
God made him a faggot so he's punishing him for being a faggot?
>>27947358
>how intense they are about weed
depends what region you live in, and im not even sure what you mean by "intense"
>>27947737
No he chose to be a faggot obviously
>>27947714
i just want to seek maximum pleasure in my short life, why does that big bearded cunt stand in the way of the good in life? i'm one of those edgy faggots that doesn't believe in morality, so i live by the principle of max pleasure = max good
judging by my life, it didn't work out for me.
>>27947737
Being a faggot is a sin and all humans are constantly tempted by sin. You have to resist it and repent to make him happy and not put things in your butt
>>27947425
You get used to being high in public. I used to go to the dollar theater and watch shitty movies high. Even if people know they really don't give a shit.
Also, classic country music like buck owens and hank williams will calm you down.
Also, the inn in out drive through is bright and terrifying. Anywhere bright is scary. I walked through forever 21 to get to the theater on the other side of the mall once and it was terrible. My two friends agreed, bright lights and loud music and high school girls/poor people looking at you.
>>279462384
>Weed is a meme
but it's a dank meme
>You're always broke
speak for yourself, get a job
>you're always super unproductive
can't help but wonder if this one is a chicken/egg thing
>gets in the way of school
Good thing there are no minors on 4chan.
>it's easy to become psychologically dependent
Better than being dead from suicide.
>>27947755
He wants you to be happy not to be pleasured. You are equating pleasure to happiness but this is false, and judging by your last sentence deep down you know it's false.
>>27947461
no, just really stupid
>>27947425
why worry about what randoms think of you? just move a bit from your local area where there aren't gonna be people you know and believe me, nobody is going to give a flying fuck
living in australia might help
Used to smoke twice a day in high school. Just tried weed again last month. Took a few hits off of a joint. 30 mins later I had cold sweats and my heart was going like crazy. Started puking and felt like I was dying. Kept going from hot to freezing. 20 minutes later I came down and felt alright. Thought that maybe it was laced or something so I tried it again last week. Decided to smoke with my drug dealer cousin who had some regs. I smoked a joint with him and nearly the same thing happened besides the puking. Heart went crazy and cold sweats. Also my eyes were fucked up. I literally could not look down no matter how hard I tried. My eyes were stuck staring straight up. My cousin was fine and proceeded to light up another joint of some good shit. I left. Tell me weedbros, why is this shit happening to me? I used to smoke every day and be fine. Now I can't even smoke reggs.
who /LSD/ here?
I'm considering saving a few tabs for my inevitable mid-life crisis. There's just no guarantee they will be potent by that time.
>>27947787
yeah my pursuits are shallow and vain, might enjoy myself for a period but i suffer everywhere else because of my lifestyle. might be a bit late for me to change but maybe ill evolve from my dead-end lifestyle someday. maybe not.
>>27947806
That sounds really odd anon. I honestly have no idea. I hope another fellow weedbot can chime in.
>>27947831
Never tried it but want to. What's the trip like?
>>27946238
Weed is the best thing that's ever happened to me. It made my life not suck. Google just buys my weed for me. All I do is play video games and that earns me enough money to pay for weed. I make a comfortable living doing what I love. Stay mad wagie.
No it isn't, what you're describing is a degenerate loser that would possibly/probably be a loser without weed to begin with. I'm 22 years old and I've only been high 4 times in my life, so obviously I'm not some rabid pothead. Weed is just like any other drug, if you toke up once in a while and it doesn't take up a significant portion of your time and money, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
>it turns you into a degenerate loser, even worse than being a robot let me tell you. You're always broke because you blow all your money on bud and munchies, and you're always super unproductive. It gets in the way of school too.
What you are describing is a specific person or type of person, this isn't inherent to weed and nothing about weed makes any of this happen to you.
Does anyone else like to put the fan on when you're high? The sound plus the feeling as the moving air slaps your face and/or back is absolutely riveting.
>>27947832
Sounds like you know exactly what your problem is anon. There's a handy book I know that can help you turn it around. Can I get a amen
>>27947806
Don't swallow the smoke or inhale for too long and make sure to pace yourself. Its most likely happening from you getting too high too fast and your body not being able to process it or the smoke is fucking with your shit.
>>27947841
>What's the trip like?
Have you done psychedelics before? They all have similar effects, visuals, introspective thoughts, good stuff. It's just you should be happy before you take it, and in a cozy place of course. How do you explain what it feels like to be drunk to someone who has never drank?
>>27947853
What game and what does google pay you for?
>>27947886
I like if frigid Canada so for me it's wrapping up in blankets and drinking hot coffee while high. Either way top tier /comfy/
>>27947898
Huh, that might be it. I admit I did hold in each hit for a good 15 seconds (old habit from my stoner days.)
>weed hate thread
>turns into /drugs/
every fucking time
>>27947910
I've taken shrooms before. It was an enlightening experience and I took it with a good friend who took shrooms before. We went on a long walk outside and into nature.
I still feel like it slightly fucked me up till today. My surrounding environment feels different now, I don't know how to describe it.
>>27947915
I can upload whatever. Im just a YouTuber.
Weed or not I am bad with my money. But my money is my money fuck you.
>>27946238
I thought this too. I was smoking every day and getting absolutely nothing done, my life was going down the drain. I quit smoking altogether, haven't smoked in 4 months. Since then I still have gotten nothing done, in fact my life has gotten much worse. I'm still a lazy piece of shit with nothing good going on in my life, only now I can't escape it with weed. I am the problem, not the weed. There's nothing wrong with weed dude.
>>27947544
eh I mean dabs get you super high, but they dont get me fucking stoned like a large bong snap does. no joke, I can take multiple dabs and i do get really high but I miss that hard hitting cbd effect from the actual bud
>>27947959
Maybe you're schizophrenic? I'm not a big drug geek, but schizophrenia starts to become more apparent when you're late teens and early twenties. Drugs, especially psychedelics, only compound those mental disorders. Just a thought, you could have something else going on up in there, I don't believe me or my friends have had described as such after use. How long has it been?
>>27947959
sounds like HPPD - i have a case where my visual field is all 'static'-y, sort of like when tuning those old TVs. i can see fine through it, and its annoying at worst but yeah, shrooms can cause that
pic related
>>27948023
It's been weeks. I haven't kept track of time though. I think it's been 3, maybe 4 weeks at most.
When I walk down hallways, it feels like the roof is closing in on me in a way and I don't know how to describe it but my surrounding environment has vibes and I can feel objects vibrating.
I'm 19 I sure as hell hope I don't have schizophrenia man.
>>27948058
Maybe this is it. I feel mostly fine though and I'm pretty functional. Maybe I'm just stretching.
>>27948001
Weed is an enhancement in the sense that it will enhance any problems/motivations/feelings you already have. In fact try smoking and going on an adventure just to see how it goes. If you get paranoid for being high don't literally nobody fucking cares if you are high on weed in public anymore because its more common than you think. If its still too much go camping or something. Trust me dude having a good experience with weed can help loads if you let it. Being high on weed is like surfing you gotta just ride it and let take you.
>>27948079
im sure you're fine, if you're really worried about it then lay off drugs for a while, the feelings should dissapear or you will at least stop caring about them. when i first got super into drugs i thought i was going insane too, we've been there
>>27948059
Whelp, I would take most of what you're reading with a grain of salt, and advise you to consult a real doctor. If you're too afraid of that, then post a thread on maybe /sci/ or /b/. That may sound stupid but there are more knowledgeable anons on those boards than here, for various reasons. And as that anon stated HPPD is another likely reason. If you ever do indulge in LSD I suggest a small dose, maybe just one tab or half, play it safe.
>>27948104
+1, in my experience if you act like a robot while smoking it will only cause anxiety and reinforce that behavior, you have to actually do something for it to be worthwhile past a point
>>27947947
is that the Jeff dude from Community?
>>27948201
its max payne you silly
>>27947144
I do nothing when I dont have weed senpai.
This weed gives me the energy yo do shit, similar to how a coffee or adderall would. I was too depressed to do anything besides sleep before I smoked tonight
>>27947831
LSD is amazing. 10-14 hours of an amazing experience for $10. Also yes, the tabs wouldn't be good by that time.
Masturbating is the biggest meme
I used to smoke weed back in the day, I was a degenerate loser before and after I smoked weed, smoking weed just made me feel like I was doing something interesting when I was doing nothing.
I don't smoke anymore because buying weed is illegal and I made an adult decision to not support criminals and crime through my addiction and dependency on their products.
Whats the most autistic thing you've done? (weed related) Not necessarily during a high, but about the stuff itself.
Weed doesn't make you lazy/a degenerate loser.
If you are lazy, you are lazy. Weed won't make you lazy, it just enhances said behaviour.
Blaming your degeneracy and bad behaviour on the most entry-level drug makes you a loser however and really makes you wonder in how many places of your life you already blamed your mistakes on other things. But then again, we are on /r9k/ here. This is 4chan's tumblr after all.
plenty of millionaires smoke weed, wiz khalifa, snoop dogg, dr dre, steph curry etc
>>27950429
First time typing this, was about 3 years ago
>at a party, drinking beer
>5 am, almost everyone had left
>started smoking
>had to bike back home, around 25 kilometres
>after about 18 kilometres, started getting sleepy
>actually fall alseep while biking
>after a few metres I crash into a parked car, woke up
>wat
>car looks ok, no damage at all
>push myself off
>bike crumbles in two parts
>panic, still lived at my parents
>looked around for a bike while stashing my broken one at the side of the road
>found a kiddies one, with those little plastic beads in the wheels and stuff
>got home on that thing
>next day returned to the owner to give it back, even brought some candy for the kid
>started explaining the whole story
>they didn't really care
Dude weed lmao
