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eggy eggy eggy, can't you see?
I like the crusted cum on the right corner of you mouth fameggy
His eyes are like down facing crescent moons.
His face is like twice the length of a normal human's
>>27931792
I have received word that Eggman only had 1 hour of "quality sleep" today. This clearly shows in the picture of OP.
>>27931792
Goddamn eggman is like in his mid 20 and looks horrendous...now imagine when he hits his 30s...I'm so sorry eggman you didnt deserve to be this ugly
>>27933378
did you receive word that eggy's gf sucked his cock this morning?
>>27933614
I doubt eggy has time for sex m8
Ohhhh thats why ypu call him eggman.
You guys are mean. You act like chads.
>>27934216
Didn't you know?
Robots have always been unattractive Chads.
egg memories
He's literally Brendan Fraser at this point
eggman is the only tripfag i actually like
>>27934558
you misspelled reddit in your browser normalfag
>>27934558
at least pick some virgin tripfu like samson
>>27935214
>samson
Samson is a narcissistic cunt and attention whore.
>>27934558
>le only virgins have a tough life meme
Go away poser
>>27934318
One of the highlights of /r9k/ in 2015
You guys even tricked me into thinking it was him too. Shit was hilarious.
>>27934558
>liking normalfag trips
The only trips I like are Bandage and Mr Skelly. The rest can join my filter list
>>27935364
>>le only virgins have a tough life meme
facebook motherfucker, don't you have a party and friends to hang out with? one even helped you out with your v-thing, so fuck off.
>still 13 more hours of work to go
At least I'll get sleep tomorrow
>>27936656
>facebook motherfucker, don't you have a party and friends to hang out with? one even helped you out with your v-thing, so fuck off.
>implying i am eggman
>implying i am not a virgin
>>27936676
Lord Egg, you had only 1 hour of sleep, correct?
How are you going to survive 13 more hours of work ?
>>27936676
Ayyyy Eggy, how have you been? Glad to see you decided not to an hero.
>>27936676
when will you finally leave r9k? can't you be consistent at least in that matter?
>>27936844
I invested in a jumbo pack of nodoz. I just eat them until I feel ok. I'm sweating like crazy though.
>>27936866
It's been rough but I'm working towards a better tomorrow.
>>27936912
I will never be consistent in anything. I'm a loser for a reason.
I found him kinda cute desu
>>27936999
will you be friend with me on facebook?
>>27936999
>I will never be consistent in anything. I'm a loser for a reason.
Are you resigned to be a loser or not? If so, what are you doing all this wagecucking for? It seems conceptually absurd; but you're actually bad at being a loser.
Also, every dime you spend on music will be a wasted one.
You probably aren't going to make it.
>>27936999
nice trips eggfam. consider 'em checked
>>27936999
whats your snapchat senpai
>>27937143
I deleted my nosehook years ago
>>27937168
I just wanted to try my hardest to succeed but I ended up failing
>>27937266
Thenewformula
>>27938716
What's your kik username? Want to send you some nudes.
>>27938716
I want to come on the van ride with you.
>>27938716
Why don't you move into a smaller apartment? Or sell your car and get a cheaper one?
>>27935214
He isn't a virgin either
>>27931864
Your norman ways just hypnotize me
Just watched his latest video. The egg is about to crack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OAUFDeQfUg
>WAAAHH THESE FUCKING PARASITES ARE TAKING ALL MY MONEY
He wanted to have a family...
Face it, Eggmaestro. You chose to spend your money like a drunken sailor on some prime teen pussy. Don't blame the brown man for your cuckoldry
>>27940027
kek dumb fat ugly cumskin
eggman should literally killhimself
>>27938960
I hope you're a guy.
totally unoriginal
>>27931792
make sure to donate to him and give him jewtube views!
>>27933517
He does. A lot of ugly people dont whore it out to degenerates like us, like he does.
>27939052 there is quite a bit to discuss initially and get out of the way, and then we have forever to discuss things that we CAN change
Egg are you a virgin
>>27940147
Why do you need to say ' literally' this word is overused
>>27940871
no. he fucks his gf 5 times a day. who's ready to step up and be a man. she needs a new home now that eggman's used up
>>27940700
what is this desu
what
>>27940027
The egg is cracking. He's going to live in a van down by the river. Toby Reynolds mode activated. FBI pl watch.
>>27938716
You can live with me, eggman. I live in Mineosta too. You don't have to work or anything., and can stay as long as you'd like. I'll even pay off your debts. Just know that nights and weekends I'd like to fuck you in the butt. Deal?
>>27941167
If this is a real offer I will let him know, gimme your Skype and I'll give it to him familia
777
Can egg get fired from the gas station for his radical white supremacist views?
>>27941245
This could b a real break for Eggy.
>>27941167
eggman has std's bro
you don't want anything to do with that disgusting subhuman trash
>>27941293
Please. Check yourself. Egg's boipicci is plenty good enough for some hillbilly in MN.
Best Eggy video in a long time.
I feel so bad for him, I want to give him a hug.
Someone should let Eggy know that spouting /pol/ memes is a very bad idea irl.
Eggman, what do you do with your money? Like, I don't get it. You work all the time but you're in debt and broke? Wtf do you spend money on?
>>27931792
Eggy is punk, hardcore punk, more punk than any edgy punk out there.
>>27941496
It sounds like the egg ran up some credit card debt. And that is somehow brown people's fault.
>>27935698
This. Had me giggling like a mad man
>>27941546
Yeah but he's been working himself "to death" 3 jobs style for years. What is he doing with it?
>>27938716
What would be the ideal night's sleep? Aren't you worried that all those work coupled with sleep deprivation will in the long run kill you?
>>27941496
eggy is a gullible retard and woefully irresponsible with money. he probably blew it on some bullshit like a vacation to see some girl or high end recording equipment for his music "career". he spent 3 grand to go on a trip to see some bitch he met online some time last year or something if that gives you a clue as to how retarded he is with money.
>>27935698
>in 2015
It's one of 4chan's best.
>>27936676
I'll give you 5k worth of Bitcoins if you post a video of yourself in a giant egg costume terrorizing children. Bonus 2k if it gets you arrested. What do you say? I am completely serious, btw. I
>>27941588
Has it ever crossed your mind that egg might not be a reliable narrator?
>>27941639
What an offer!
>>27931792
>tfw your skin is as bad as eggmans even though you try your hardest to make it better and have for like ten years and youre also younger than him
;_;
>>27940027
this video really shows how ignorant eggy is on so many things
you are LITERALLY retarded, eggy
would love to some fat eggy beats. does he have any tracks for download? also how can i buy his album when it comes out
Do you think Eggman will end up becoming famous because of us? Maybe he'll get his own standup show or something. Fuck, we should all be cashing in on being losers before its unfashionable again
Poor guy, he literally wagecucks more than anybody should.
>>27940027
He's ranting about niggers and sjws
top kek
How big is eggman's dick?
Is his GF hot?
What does that say about us?
Do you agree with eggmans choices?
What would eggman taste like if we boiled him?
I am crying ... WTF
What benefits does eggman gain from wage slaving like this? Is it only to satisfy his dick? How long until his GF leaves him for Chad because he "doesn't have time for her"?
Why is 2c-b the best drug in the world?
Is it possible to herp before one derps?
So many questions, I just don't understand.
>>27941293
He would be alright provided he takes enough hormones
>>27934415
>tfw mom freed my rape dwarf
>>27942589
>How big is eggman's dick?
Smaller than average
>Is his GF hot?
No
>What does that say about us?
He loves us more than he loves himself
>Do you agree with eggmans choices?
No. He needs to be declared incompetent and have someone take charge of his life for him
>What would eggman taste like if we boiled him?
Disgusting
>What benefits does eggman gain from wage slaving like this?
Almost none, he pays for a lifestyle he can't enjoy
>Is it only to satisfy his dick?
His penis is never satisfied
>How long until his GF leaves him for Chad because he "doesn't have time for her"?
Soon
>>27941836
I know right.
>Has no money because he ran up huge credit debts because he thought this is what was important.
>Somehow it's a drug dealer's fault that Eggy doesn't get enough sleep.
