>tfw you remember all the cringe worthy posts you made on forums when you were 13
>>27849170
I got BTFO'D a lot when I was 11 and posted on /b/. I'm 18 now and still get BTFO'D, I wish I never found this God forsaken website.
>>27849170
You think that's bad? When I was 13, I made a roleplay character sheet using my FULL REAL NAME, and location on Roblox. When people search my full name that comes up. It's so fucking cringey. I want to try and get it removed but the shame involved in messaging the sites (adult) admins is great.
>>27849251
I'm glad I wasn't dumb enough to use my real name on these things.
Those were the days
I remember when I was 15 I used to go on deviantart and scam people out of their passwords, and then go on their account and upload dumb shit
It then somehow evolved into...this
>>27849251
>My mom found all of the shit I posted on the forums on Roblox when I was only 15 5 years ago
Thank god I live alone now.
I used to have 50,000 posts on a fucking really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board.
For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single fucking post. I remember that the other posters would say things like 'post your penis again for me Kif' with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my dick green).
I was basically a fucking sex slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan.
I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one.
>>27849641
I think you just won the autism award, I don't think anyone on /r9k/ can beat that.
>>27849641
Now that's method acting
>Was a master fedora-tipping, meme-spouting, filthy weaboo 14 -15 year old faggot
>Posted all this shit on fucking Facebook
>became self-aware and deleted my Facebook
>All the stupid shit I posted is saved online forever somewhere and it gives me anxiety thinking that it'll be found out
>tfw the forum you posted on from 14 to 18 was closed down so there's no proof
I will never miss you, miniclip forums.
When I was 17, and before this became a meme, I wasa fedora wearing atheist. I'm not even joking, I did wear fedoras back then.
And I had an atheist blog
Yesterday I remembered that fact and looked it up, I found it. And cringed over my 17 year old self for a while.
The best part of it all isthe blog was actually quite popularand people respected my writing
>>27849641
>after using photoshop to make my dick green
>a futurama forums sex slave
Lord have mercy on your soul
>>27849641
This the best thing i have ever read
>>27849641
>tfw you get to add another name to the list of people that at least you aren't
>>27849641
>using photoshop to make my dick green
>I was basically a fucking sex slave for 50,000 posts
>I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan.
Congratulations. Yours is one of the only posts I have ever genuinely cringed to.
>>27849641
THANK YOU ANON FUCK
>tfw I was too nervous to do anything but lurk
>tfw I almost always deleted my account after making <10 posts
>tfw I never made friends with other cringey teenagers on forums
>tfw I felt like I was part of a big community on multiple forums even though no one else there knew I existed
This is the only place I've ever been able to make posts on regularly because of the anonymity, and it still took me multiple years of lurking before I built up the courage.
>>27849641
FUCKING WAAAAT
>>27849641
I'm glad I live in a world where this is possible
>>27849641
Gonna be great to look back on this thread, seeing screencaps years from now, knowing that I was able to be there to berate you for being more autistic than anyone thought possible.
Thank you anon.
>>27849641
I'm envy you desu. Even when I was 13 I never socialized in forums or got into any online communities because I was too shy, afraid of fitting in, etc... I wish I could have done what you did
>>27849641
Let's see that penis, soldier.
>>27849418
>>27849251
Wow, that's horrible. I remember roleplaying on Roblox. I was never autistic enough to use my real name though.
Overall, I had a good time RP'ing on that shitty site, despite being cringey. Sometimes I go back and look at my old posts just for the nostalgia. It's sad to know that it's been around 7 years since I started going on that site.
>>27849641
Wow...
I remember I used to talk about Futurama in RL and on forums in such a cringey way. Kif was one of my favorite aswell, but this is just autistic.
>Had a youtube channel from what I was like 12
>Mostly claymations I did
>Went back to it recently out of nostalgia for the good times
>Remember all the autismo shit I did there
>leave forever and never return
>>27849641
>I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan
There's finally a point to living
>>27851442
>tfw your first YT account got taken down for copyright
>One of your shitty slideshow videos actually broke 100k when that was a big deal.
>>27851442
Please gib link.
>>27851498
Shit dude, I'm sorry
>>27849170
That's called posters regret.
>dat grammar
>dat lq post
>dat autism
>>27849641
Kek'd hard.
>>27851522
Are you kidding, I don't want people seeing that shit
>>27851564
Do it for us. The Kif poster already has already shredded space time with his autism.
>>27849641
Reading this post made me feel a lot better about myself.
Thank mr. autist
>make youtube "gaming" channel with middle school friends
>say a bunch of edgy racist shit
>tfw not funny at all
also
>be in highschool years ago
>post some rant about mens rights
>everybody thinks i'm a sexist
>already fat, so it wasn't like women were talking to me anyway.
>>27851583
Dunno man, some of this is pretty autism. I was a really dumb kid, but I did some sweet ass animations.
>>27849892
Give us a link m'lady
>>27851621
Please. It's not like a robot's life could get much worse.
>>27849641
holy fuck this is the funniest thing I've ever read
'
MY FUCKING SIDES
>tfw you remember all the things you said to girls you liked when you were going through puberty
has anybody ever died of embarrassment?
>>27851607
>make youtube "gaming" channel with middle school friends
>say a bunch of edgy racist shit
>tfw not funny at all
Fucking this.
Exactly.
>>27849641
screencapped. you're gonna be famous son
>>27849641
Put me in the screencap when you post that to r/4chan
>tfw used to post fetish porn on my red vs blue profile
JUST
>>27851711
>being able to talk to girls
Normie get out reeeeee
>>27849170
>mfw the posts are all so old they're gone now
I checked once, can't find a thing, I'm in the clear.
>>27849641
>post your penis again for me Kif
>remembering all of the cringey shit I've said IRL
The only thing getting me through life is saying, "I will never see these people again." I hope so.
>>27849641
My life is complete. I can finally kill myself in peace. Thanks OP.
>>27849641
I have no words to describe the feelings I'm feeling right now
>>27849641
My sides, give us the link to see this shit is it still up
>>27851228
HAHAHA fucking NICE m8 lets see that dick, order that scum to post it
>>27849641
I'm submitting this to /r/4chan thanks for the karma autist
>>27851676
Okay I can't find the channel but I actually found one of my old videos on a load of discs I kept from that time, check this shit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nc0CldvQaw&feature=youtu.be
>you will never discover youtube for the first time again
>you will never stay up till 3 in the morning creating naruto sprite battles in ms paint
>you will never log into athiest chat rooms and talk about how blind the sheeple Christians are
>you will never complete runescape quests with your little brother again
>you will never sleep in on a Saturday then spend the entire day having fun playing video games and watching toonami
>you will never spend your winter break huddled up in front of the computer screen watching anime, youtube poops, and ranters for the first time ever again
>you will never again be young and carefree
>>27849170
I don't have that problem since I'm 31 and while it was technically possible for me to be on a forum at the time, I didn't have day to day internet access, and my computer skills were nowhere near good enough to do that sort of thing.
I did make some cringe posts when I was 17.
>>27849641
We need to find this. Someone help me check here. https://theinfosphere.org/Infosphere:Community_portal
>>27851884
Hey I found that faggots forum where he ERPD as fucking kif I think peelified.com
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4ep23l/anon_liked_to_roleplay/
Proof that this site is infiltrated by redditors.
Fuck this faggot up
>>27849235
>11
>On /b/
What the fuck were you doing? I'm not sure I believe an 11 year old would find or have an interest in /b/.
>>27849641
This is absolutely hilarious.
Congras because I'm sure this will be posted for years to come.
>>27851907
>>you will never sleep in on a Saturday then spend the entire day having fun playing video games and watching toonami
Nigga I do this every week except for the Toonami part. It's actually better now because I can watch anything I want.
Autismposting is why I only post as anon on shit, that way if I say something stupid that I regret it can't be connected to me or a username that I picked. It's been years since I posted on a forum with actual usernames and I'm not going back.
>>27851907
>you have never experienced the internet when it was in its best years
>you will never be 18 around 2000 and experience the best pop culture of all times
I just turned 18 this year and i fucking hate it.
>>27849251
Tbh it's less shameful to just message the admins than having to explain to companies/other people/whatever what it is when they look you up
I just wanted to let you know that all of you who posted to /r/4chan picked hideous titles. Shame on you.
>>27851903
This isn't bad desu. Don't worry yourself.
>>27851978
>not remembering when /b/ was good
maybe you're the 11 year old
>>27852072
This is the non autismo stuff senpai, some of it is pretty awful
>>27849251
Have you seriously not done it yet because of that? Holy fuck, do you realize if you don't just bare the shame of doing that everybody who needs to look you up in the future will see that. What if your name got big for whatever reason one day? It'd be thousands of people laughing at you, not just some jackoffs over at roblox who specialize in autism. Get rid of that shit ASAP.
>>27852103
I'll trust you.
>>27851773
I wasn't a mess when I was a younger.
When my parents got divorced it all went to shit.
>>27849641
this is the kind of thing that makes me think what a time to be alive
Back in 2008 when I pretended to be a girl for 5 months in the comments section of the Jonas Brothers Youtube channel.
I was part of group of people who would troll Jonas Brothers fans, and we all became pretty good friends and even achieved a level of fame on the page (my old youtube used to have well over a thousand comments from all the people who knew me.)
But the whole thing was a lie, I pretended to be a girl just to troll at first but when I started to get closer to the people who used the page to troll I regretted it because now I could never really ever get to know them.
I invented an entire life for that girl who I roleplayed as down to the last detail.
>>27849641
Holy fuck anon. I thought I was autistic......damn
I was on BZpower and my protodermis bar was always low.
There was this small forum made by fans for this cult local talk radio show that accidentally happened when no one showed up one night and a couple engineers filled in. There weren't more than a dozen common users. The admin and creator of the forum was some kid who was on YTMND and we used to argue a lot for no reason. Our personalities just clashed. I did some snooping and it turns out he was a mod on YTMND and when someone messed with him he got his password and it was the same as his e-mail so he did some shit to him, I don't remember what but I freaked out because I did the same on the forum. There was a mallgoth kind of girl who showed nudes to us all too. I was full blown euphoric atheist/lavey satanist at the time who exclusively listened to Dadrock so it was bad. It's long gone though.
>>27849641
I am in a really dark place right now. I can't come to terms with the thought of dying and it being over completely, but every fucking second feels worse than the last and I can't take it anymore.
This post just made me feel a little better.
>tfw you FIND all the cringe worthy posts you made on forums when you were 13
When I was 12, me and my 15 year old IRL friend would roleplay as characters from Mew Mew Power on MSN, pic related. I think it ended up being sexual sometimes. Later I found out he molested a kid.
>when you find your girlfriend's roleplaying forum account from 8 years ago
>>27852451
What was on it?
>>27849641
It's been posted four times in a row on reddit all with shitty titles
>>27852451
>when you find your girlfriends roleplaying forum account from 8 years ago and it's a furry forum
>>27849170
>>27849235
>>27849251
>>27849310
>>27849418
>>27849868
>>27851442
>>27851607
>>27851907
>all this underage
what the fuck senpai when I was 13 there was like one computer at the local library that still operated windows 95 and had internet access, as well as like one autistic kid in school whose parents worked for Microsoft.
>in b4 kids born 98 are now 25 years old and I've been on 4chan for 15 years
>>27851925
more or less the same here. I'm 31 and we only got the internet at home when I was 17.
I feel bad for kids, and also I guess apparently 20 year olds, today who all live with this paper trail of embarrassing shit often posted with their real name, and also videos.
Back in our day you could shit your apnts in school and cry or something without it being recorded by everyone else and uploaded to 7 different social media site and youtube.
>>27852523
>People actually unironically use reddit
only cringey thing in this thread desu.
>>27852689
Fully agree with you on this. I truly believe the internet should just be shut down. After this point it does more harm than good.
>>27852060
I was 15 when Y2K rolled around.
Yeah the pop culture was good but being a robot back then was finitely much worse than it is today.
Virtually all of the music and movies and even TV shows you can all get for free online and it takes a few seconds-minutes to download it a piece.
The only thing that you missed out on was stuff like the early Warped Tours and Ozzfest - but you likely would have missed out on those back then as well regardless.
>>27852689
I'm just barely old enough and poor enough that there's nothing besides a few yahoo answers things. We didn't get an internet connection until like 2001.
By the time Facebook and youtube became big I was self aware enough to know nothing good would come from me posting anything on them.
>>27852729
I didn't say that senpai, the internet is fucking amazing. I love living in the future.
Virtually every piece of recorded human history; texts, paintings, music, films, images of monuments, video games that died out with arcades and previous-gen consoles, etc. It's all available at my fingertips for free. Practical knowledge as well, I can learn how to play the piano and how to code a website and how to design a video game and how to fix my toilet all by a few seconds of googling.
Oh and the porn, just so much porn.
It's just a tool, it's idiots misusing and abusing it but that's nothing new.
>>27852776
>>27852729
Also, in the 90s you had all these THE INTERNET AND YOU! books and VHS tapes and TV shows that helped introduce it to the general public.
The only thing that they all had in common, besides bad acting, was that their #1 rule was DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOUR REAL NAME, DATE OF BIRTH, PHONE NUMBER OR ADDRESS.
Meanwhile people today WANT to get that information out there. I briefly went on facebook, at first it was cool to reconnect with people from high school and eve grade school but lasted about 3 years. I'm glad I got out before my parents and all my extended family joined it.
>>27849641
god whyoriginal pepperoni pizza
>>27852880
I was deleting contacts out of my phone and I realized memebook put a lot of random people's numbers in my contact list. When I looked through them, surprise surprise, it was everyone who had linked their phone number to their Facebook account.
Some people even had their email accounts, where they worked, etc., and a few of them had their literal home addresses. I could just show up to their house and they couldn't stop me. I know very little about security but thankfully enough I never fell for the meme.
>I had about three contacts left outside of my parents after I unsynced that shit
I used to tripfag on a brony forum when I was 15 or some shit with a username I use for pretty much all of my online accounts
I emailed the mods to get all my old posts that were still in threads on the archive board deleted and they did it
feels good
I'm embarrassed of how I spend my time now in /r9k/ Skype chats, that's all
>>27853006
It's so out of control these days.
I remember even back in like 07-08 it was a trend for (mostly) girls to just post their full class schedule from college. In case someone wanted to stalk and murder them I guess.
and even with twitter and other social media apps for your phone there's always a feature that lets the entire world know EXACTLY where you are at a given time, in real time.
I'm not a complete Amish or anything. I actually do a have a smart phone as well ( mostly use it to post on 4chan from the toilet, play f2p games, and watch youtube in my bed at night, and also talk to my sister) but I have all that locations bullshit disabled and I always think twice about downloading apps and games that need access to my contacts list or pictures & media files and whatever else.
>>27853180
>In case someone wanted to stalk and murder them I guess.
Or to see if anyone they knew had any classes with them?
>>27853180
Yeah, I baleeted the Facebook app a bit ago. I never used it, but I read that the option to "access your microphone" basically let it listen to everything you were saying to tailor ads for you. I don't know if that's legit, but I wouldn't be surprised since the app is so heavy.
>>27853202
That's okay if you have a completely locked down Facebook account/Twitter/whatever. If you're not careful with your security settings, people who aren't on your friends list can see everything you post or is shared to your wall.
Stay noided, kiddos.
>>27853202
They're normie girls, they're always talking to one another about everything so of course they'd talk to each other about which class they're taking.
Not to mention that they can also open their eyes and look around on the first day.
>>27853284
Yup. Most of them still have completely open and public pages to this day.
>>27849641
You shouldn't have posted this, it's too good for this board. I fucking hate /r/4chan.
When I was 13 I barely had a computer, and dial up internet. Bloody AOL times.
>made a cringey post about how to survive the zombie apocalypse on thetechgame forums when I was 15
>didn't have a computer so used my friend's when I was at his house
>he had to stop playing video games while I wrote it
>posted it
>got banned
>ashamed
He still has that shitty, shitty, shitty post somewhere on his computer. I want to die
>>27851903
>that chipmunk like screaming sound effect
Holy shit I recognize it but cant put my finger on it. Where is that from?
>>27849170
>used to post on a underground sonic forum when I was 13-4
>literally write like a retarded
>got btfo multiple times by the older autists
>remember how happy I was
I even created my own fan char, when some anon says the online sonic community is made of manchildren fat neckbeards and kids they are not lying
>only forums I used to post on were using free-servers that were shutdown
feels pretty good
fell in love with a girl from a weeaboo forum c. 1996. i had a tuxedo mask & chibi avatar, which was supposed to represent us (it was much later that i realized how creepy that juxtaposition is). i would routinely post weird tux/chibi fanart and be ignored by many, many users.
my allowance was earned by keeping the front yard, back yard & house looking sharp. every dollar went to calling cards after my parents were hit with a several hundred dollar bellsouth bill. you better goddamn believe i cried like a little bitch, sobbing about how much i loved this girl i met online. if it was my night to pick the family movie, yes, it was the worst anime imaginable.
my girl was popular on the weeaboo forum, as well as having several IRL Friends who also participated there.
before i met her, she met another guy from the same weeaboo forum. to this very day i feel like the deference that she and her girl friends gave this guy was totally unwarranted.... but we were just kids. the dude was older, had his own pad.... and worked at blockbuster. i was always suspicious of this guy, but never actually spoke to him. i only heard about him... and months later i learn that the love of my life and this asshole routinely had phone sex before and after our conversations, which often lasted for hours.
>>27849251
>>27849641
:o)
>>27852398
hell yeah. story tiem.
>1994
>get acer desktop PC
>immediately install AOL
>enter random chatroom
>receive private message
>"have you ever been to a petting zoo?"
>"i can't go to petting zoos anymore..."
>"i like to touch the animals"
>"i really like the goats, they taste so good"
>"yum yum, i like cum...."
he kept repeating "yum yum, i like cum". i still remember those words today and am kind of panicking atm, so thanks for the trigger, spoiler that shit next time.
>>27851638
WHERE'S WALLACE
>>27853472
but this was when the internet was still a New
Experience..... fucking Wild West. so much fun was had on 56k.
>>27855155
>if it was my night to pick the family movie, yes, it was the worst anime imaginable.
holy shit anonymous
All these feels
(Originia)
>>27849641
Please include me in the r/4chan post please
I was a geeky little cuck idiot as a preteen
I've already gone and deleted my newgrounds profile. Years of shame erased. I don't think Tom Fulp can manage to pluck it from the archives to poison my reputation.
>tfw the forum was taken down and the evidence of you being retarded is gone
>>27855350
fuck just checked the post had been posted 3 hours ago
>>27855263
have you seen iczer 1? there is lesbian sex no less than 15 seconds in. my parents pretended like they had fallen asleep.
I still remember a bunch of lines of the bad poetry I wrote in middle school. Stuff like
>The vision is gone now, this candle snuffed out
>I walk in a darkness, but no longer doubt
>>27850115
>that kid on 4chan
that was already on my list, 2bh
>>27849641
Holy shit! What am I reading?
I remember a site called Home4DSi.
It was an interesting site, mainly just a webpage fitted for DSi's.
I am Pidgey. This is my story.
I was an edgy 15 year old fedorafag with autism unlike what you've ever seen.
During 2013, when the 3DS rolled out, Home4DSi became 3DSPlaza. And then my euphoria mode was at an all-time high.
I would go onto a roleplay chatroom (The most popular one) and, well, roleplay as a pidgey. I would eventually make some edgy OCs and expand farther into the depths of post-2008 autismos. Almost every day I would be on, roleplaying, chatting, ect. I was really cringeworthy, shadOW the hEDGEhog type cringe. It was beautiful.
One day I meet a grill, something along the lines of Dimitri. We roleplay, PM, ect. Sometimes it would evolve into (really shitty) smut.
Eventually, she posts her face- 3/10 landwhale, and cuts. Edgy.
I would spend day and night talking to her- since muh autism got in the way of real social interaction it was nice to have something different.
Snap back to reality, Oh! There goes my sleep schedule, Oh! There goes my real-life relationships, I'm so sad but I won't give up because I had the chance of getting a grillfriend.
I think my profile's still up, go check it out if you want.
I can't think of much else but I was a true autismo back then.
>>27855155
>>"yum yum, i like cum...."
epic
>>27855425
Jesus fucking Christ, Anon...
This post is original.
>mfw finding old roblox forum posts of mine
>mfw finding any old forum posts of mine
Thankfully I've scrubbed a lot of shit I've put out there from when I was young.
>>27849170
I was smarter then.
On habbo hotel I used to pretend to be a baby. I would go to an "adoption" center. Get "adopted" by one or two random people, go back to thier room and pretend to be a baby. I would talk like
>"mwomie cwan i pwease have swum mwilk"
I wish i was fucking joking. I think i did it with my brother a few times too (like he got adopted with me) but I'm not going to bring that dark shit up for him too. Thank jesus it wasn't a forum
>>27851965
Jesus Christ
It's like they are watching animals at the zoo through a guy who is filming a guy watching animals at the zoo
>>27851884
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4ep23l/anon_liked_to_roleplay/
I think this is really the most autist thing in the thread. Actually going on reddit and using a shitpost on /r9k/ to get le internet points.
Ride that high while you can, anon.
>tfw I just remembered I made a long angry post on a forum after getting banned for being a retard
>>27849170
>you'll never be able to go back and read those posts word for word and lurk certain forum members you remember to see where they are now
(This is 100% true) when a was a underage teen I made a xhamster account and had my first and last name on my profile
>>27849641
/r/4chan here we come
>in bed trying to fall asleep
>remember the cringy shit I've posted on the internet
>churn every fiber in my body in an attmept to surpress it
>it won't go away
I wrote a creative piece which was signed off by a fictional character that represented a ludicrously naive version of the guy that was supposedly fucking my crush.
I had him sign off with the guy's name and then get killed by his own selfish actions and mistreatment of women.
I came across it this year and it's still in the forums of that site. I could not cringe harder.
>>27849641
Holy fucking fuck anon this is the most incredible thing
When I was like 14 I started to write a novel based on the WarioWare characters from the GBA one.
Mona fell in love with a solider who was basically Chipp Zanuff from guilty gear. They were on a planet called Luan.
I think I got the notebook still with the first chapter in it.
>>27849641
this the most autistic thing I've read in a long time
>that feeling of satisfaction when all these posts are now gone from the internet
millenials will never flee from the ghost of the past
Hi le rebbit ^_^ can you upboat my comment pls? :3
Fuck you, OP, you've reminded me of a dark time in my past
>be 11
>really like playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
>like, REALLY like playing it
>love raising Chao in the Chao Garden
>end up browsing a website called Chao World (it was the equivalent of a wiki at the time for it) to learn how to raise Chao better
>start browsing a sister forum
>end up getting into a role playing general where everyone would role play as Chao
>there were even romantic / sexual RPers in there
>I was a frequent poster there for half a year but naive to all the fetish-y stuff going on
>mfw these memories resurface as I'm writing this
>>27855425
Here I was thinking you were talking about something more kid-appropriate. I am fucking amazed it was Iczer-1 of all things. And that your parents actually let it happen. Next you'll tell me you watched Violence Jack or something.
>>27859717
Reminds me of when I was really young and looking for free MMOs and found a little something called Furcadia. I was like "Cool, some game where you play as animal people, I like Star Fox." So I made some zebra character and played it. I had no idea about the furry subculture so I didn't realize there were people that would enjoy it for certain other reasons.
Thankfully I didn't run into any of that stuff but I remember just wandering around and this guy walked up to me and typed this enormous roleplaying paragraph challenging me to a fight or something. I didn't know what to do so I just said *draws axe*. We both stood there for a while and eventually I just walked away. In retrospect it was probably still my turn and I should have said more, but I wasn't very good at roleplaying.
Not long after I played that, my computer died from a virus, so I never ended up going back to it. I kind of want to, not out of any particular affinity for furry characters but because I kind of want to hang out with some furries. Seemed like a pretty chill place to chat.
>>27849170
I got my first computer when I was 15. By 16 I was all hyped with hacking. I felt like a 1337 h4x0r. I didn't know shit about anything, but I used to hang around in some hacking forums, IRC channels about programming and hacking, etc. They made a fool of me so many times.
>#1 autism attack:
One time they said I could hack an email provider abusing a silly flaw. The flaw was very simple. I just needed to send an email to a certain address with a special code in the subject of the email, and in the message I should put the email of the target, my email and my password. I FELL FOR THIS SHIT. I actually sent my email and password to some guy because I thought this was the way to get the password of some other person.
>#2 autism attack
I was being the 1337 hacker on a social network when some guy told me "To take control over someone else's profile is quite simple. Visit the person's profile, PASTE THIS JAVASCRIPT CODE ON THE ADDRESS FIELD OF YOUR BROWSER, hit enter and then you will be logged in as that person". I thought, hey that's neat. So I did just that. But the Javascript just sent my cookies to the guy who was trolling me, so he didn't have my password, but with my cookies he could edit my profile. And he did. Next thing I know there's a penis wearing glasses as my profile picture and he posted something telling my friends that I had become gay and I was looking for an adventure.
>#3 autism attack
Someone pasted one these Danasoft widgets on a forum. It showed my IP address, OS, browswer information, etc. And below there was a message that read something like "I own your PC now, bitch. Mess with the best, die like the rest". AND I LOST MY SHIT. I replied to thread with a "FUCK YOU MAN!1!1!! I KNOW YOUR IP TOO... I WILL GO TO YOUR HOME AND BEAT YOU...!!1111!!!". So I pushed the ethernet cable off my PC and never plugged it back again for a whole week. And I told my mom "Mom, I may need a new computer because hackers has this one now".
>>27849892
Link, desumust read it
I remember the cringworthy poems I anonimously sent my oneitis at high school. Later I confessed I sent them. She was pretty cool about it, but I was so nervous I spilled the spaghetti, I couldn't even ask her out. It's been 10 years and I still get occasional anxiety attacks when thinking about it.
>>27859886
Ah, the innocence of youth - being completely oblivious to how far the furry rabbit hole went (pun intended)
I never really fell for the fandom meme since most people are painfully autistic, but it didn't take me too long to go from just rubbing it to Krystal from the boxart of Starfox Adventures to being completely unphased by all the scat/snuff/vore porn on e6.
They weren't really cringeworthy, not that I'd remember though. I'm just glad I stopped using emoticons and shit.
>>27849641
At least you're not Anthony Burch, right?
>>27849641
I almost lit my house on fire and shifted the blame over to my friend
>tfw you remember the 10k+ posts you made on /mu/ as a 15 year old
>>27849170
man, last year was a wild time
>was good at WoW arena
>used to post autistic fanfiction of worgens and orcs on arenajunkies
>got banned on the forum
>moved on to gd, permabanned
>went to some weird wow erotica forum
wont forget
>made some shitty interactive youtube game in 2008
>windows movie maker and paint
>maximum edgy story and characters
>literally just stopped halfway through the game because I got bored of doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsNwaUmYxn4 link
>>27859972
Emoticons are fun though... :(
>>27860174
That actually has a lot of views considering what it is. Good job.
You also beat Dark Souls to "YOU DIED" in red text by a fair few years. You shouldn't be so ashamed.
>>27849170
>livejournal
ugh
>>27849170
>tfw remember going on chat rooms at 13 and pretending to be a girl
>used to roleplay sexually
>had some kid fall in love with me
>said he was going to kill himself if we couldn't meet irl
>stopped getting online after that
>>27849641
Holy lol. At least you have the memories right?
I've done nothing but post on 4chan since I was 9, so I have no recollection of any embarrassing things I may have posted, and no way to go back and look.
>>27849641
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>>27849251
I've had a similar experience. The admin of the forums abandoned the forums long ago, and the clan/guild that it was related to (was clan/guild forums for an mmo) had died out. Went through the trouble of making an account on the forums of the host of those clanforums. Had to make a thread in which i explained my problem. I was told to read Q&A's several times, and to browse other threads with similar forums. I really had to contain myself not to rage. Eventually a moderator that I had to PM deleted it for me. I'm glad I did it, cause the page would show right underneath my LinkedIn profile when Googling my name. I wouldnt want to see an employer or smth to see the cringey shit I posted. I strongly recommend that you do the same.
>>27860074
>cant even break 2k
>good at arena
kek, I bet you tab target too
>>27860346
4chan hasn't existed long enough for you to post this and be 18, so that means you're underage.
>>27860376
I am actually 19, but you almost got me banned there.
Glad I could clear up that misunderstanding.
>>27860386
Heh, nothing personnel, kiddo.
>>27852689
I posted a lot of cringeworthy stuff with my real name when I was a teenager. Fortunately this was on the days of BBSes. Still, it was stuff on networks like Fidonet, so they are probably still stored somewhere.
I'm so glad I grew up and realized you should never post any stuff like that with anything linked to your real name before every household got internet. I hate to think what I would have posted on FB at 15, for the whole world to see and never be erased.
>>27849641
O fuck man. I fucking love you anon.
I remember the countless arguments on the runescape general forums about whether my chemical romance were emo or not, my god i wasted my childhood
>>27849251
>FULL REAL NAME
I am literally the only person in the world with my first+last name. Good thing I learned to be very careful where I put it before the days of google.
>>27851978
I started going on /b/ when I was 11. Back then I didn't believe that I would still be here 7 years later.
>>27849251
I posted a really cringey review on Fanfiction.net when I was a kid, and for some reason I put my full name in, which is super rare. I hope no one looked up my name on google.
>>27860504
I now try to have an online presence where only good stuff, stuff I want to be linked with my name, comes first in search engines. So whenever you get a chance to put your real name somewhere, where it looks good, go for it. Push the cringe stuff further and further.
All the John Smiths must be grateful these days. Or anyone sharing a name with a celebrity.
>>27860534
>share exact same name with extremely autistic faggot that posts tons of shit online with his full name
>hasn't posted his picture anywhere, so can't prove it's a different person
>>27849641
>ywn be this autistic
best feel
>>27860726
Ouch, dude. That really sucks. Could make job hunting more difficult.
>>27849170
no because windows 95 just came out around then
I mean I guess BBS existed back then but I had no clue about it I was just starting to use the internet for the first time
Who OLDFAG here ?
>>27851907
>>you will never complete runescape quests with your little brother again
I didn't want this feel
>>27860174
25000 views? How though.
>be 12
>decide to create a forum with a friend for stickfigure animations
>forum gets popular
>everyone like me here and think I'm funny
>make internet friends and chat with them daily on MSN
>after 2 years, slowly get bored of making animations and moderating the forum and stop posting
>my friend who made the forum with me moves to another city
>my only contact with the forum is through MSN
>MSN dies and stop using it
>realize I don't have any real friends
>fast forward 2016, almost ten years after the forum was created
>stopped posting in forums altogether
>go check our forum out of curiosity
>almost nobody comes here anymore
>only posts are the new admin saying he's trying to revive the forum
>my thread is in the archives, my animations are no longer hosted
>cringe and laugh at the same time at my old posts, wishing I could go back to simpler times
>>27860909
>stickfigure animations
I am curios
I made lots of forums in my preteens and basically used them as a way to feel powerful by making a million rules and thirstily watching for those who crossed those arbitrary boundaries
Thankfully I went back and deleted my old Xangas because wew
>>27860793
Me, but not really. I'm 35 , but I didn't start browsing /r9k/ till last year.
>>27849641
Anon what in fuck, you ascended into another level of autism.
>>27860931
pivot stickfigure animator, it's a pretty neat software
pic related is the sort of stuff that was posted, can't show my old animations considering they no longer exist
>>27849251
What the actual fuck. A couple hours after posting this I got an email saying my Roblox email had been changed, to some weird unknown email. Bizarre as fuck. I don't even remember my password.
>>27861045
Some sympathetic robot somehow stumbled upon your account and is now working to delete your past. You have been blessed
Why don't you create a tulpa? While it probably seems a bit extreme to you, what do you have to lose? You're probably a 25 year old KHV NEET with no purpose on life. A tulpa will be your company all the times, and a reason to not to kill yourself and enjoy your life.
Just go and search what a tulpa is on Google. They will help you overcome social phobia and chronic depression.
>tfw still do embarrassing shit at 22
Last year I was studying film and alienated myself from the whole class by posting my views about Bruce Jenner.
>>27861358
>overhear some people I sort of know talking about tulpas
>get excited and sperg out about it to them
>they weren't actually talking about tulpas, I just misheard them
>>27861203
Or trying to profit off your useless virtual hats
>>27861358
because they are merely an /x/ meme
you can't induce psychosis on yourself just because you want to, nor can you get a psychosis exactly tailored to what you want
people who say they have tulpas are the same as people who say they've met god
>>27849868
God I know how this feels.
>>27861582
send me trades ;)
>>27861582
>>27861721
How the hell did they find my account? They traded all my shit away. My inner 12 year old is rolling over in their grave.
> tfw facebook has an archive of your militant atheist phase.
twas 5 years ago, my facebook account has since been deleted but its in record somewhere.
>>27849641
>after using photoshop to make my dick green
fuck thanks anon made my night
>>27849641
Thanks for making me feel slightly less shitty about myself.
>>27849641
I want to find this website.
>>27860726
Christian Weston Chandler?
>Tfw all of my old shitty fanfictions I wrote when I was 12 are still up for everyone to see
>>27862087
cwc clearly has his photo all over the internet retard.
>>27852398
>mfw still have role-play sex over Skype
>>27849641
I'M WRSK
>>27855425
>iczer 1
Did you watch Please Rape Me! with them too?
spoilers Please Rape Me is pretty dank desu same dudes who did Euphoria. spoilers
>>27862139
Yeah, I mean you're on /r9k/ I didn't expect you to be attractive.
>>27851442
are you me my bredren
>>27849170
When I was a kid, I used to post on an Alien vs Predator Message board.
I was really cringe, never spellchecked, and I got banned and yelled out for posting a video of a super-soaker flamethrower. There was a big forum wide alert called "Open letter to..."
What made it worse was that at one point, I said I was leaving and then (stupidly) I made a new account minutes later.
On top of all of this, I tried to apologize for what I had done and was called all sorts of nasty things.
To top it all off, I and someone else moved on to a Terminator board and we got in a cross-board fight with the Predator guys. Its was so cringey.
When i was 14/15 I wrote a story about fucking my mam, and sent it to an erotic story website for a competition. If your story won you got 1month VIP membership on the site. I sent it from our only email address at the time on the family PC. For some retarded reason the website published my story with our email address on the same page. If i google that email address now that story still comes up. Ive tried contacting the site multiple times but they've never removed it or even responded to me
>2003
>be in middle school
>my nerd friends and advanced placement "smart" students get together and form a Vbulletins forum exclusively for students in our school to use
>require students to use their real name in their accounts
>have discussion sections for a surprisingly large variety of subjects for a bunch of 13 year olds
>about a year later in high school it suddenly it gets -really- popular
>constant drama playing out in discussions
>whining, romance, rape allegations all played out under real names for the whole school to see
>drama unfolds at school over what was said
>forum gets banned at school, people still get around the block
>main administrator (who has a Ph.D in Statistics now) ends up having to mass ban loads of people and starting the whole site over
>teachers have to give speeches about how what we post online matters and BS about bullying
it was actually pretty impressive that a bunch of dumb kids threw together a functional Facebook predecessor and it had the same ed result, and that was 12+ years ago.
>>27849170
>tfw remembering how you used to go on Gaia Online's life issues board and make threads with urgent titles but then the whole post would be yugioh erotica that you wrote
On one hand I feel like that's the most creative I've ever been and on the other I was being a total dick
I'm 35 so I didn't have the internet growing up, not till I was a teenager anyway. And it was pretty shit back then, for me at least. A few years ago i made an online dating profile though. I literally had shit like militant atheist and jack of all trades in my description. Eventually I discovered the nice guy meme and realised with horror how many boxes I ticked. Probably good in the long run because I finally found some self awareness. Makes me fucking cringe to think about it now.
>>27852398
FUCK this FUCKING SHOW
It was an obsession for a time
I idolized that shit, wanted to grow up to be a badass like Zakuro
Then my few friends all started calling me gaythey were rightand it became a closely guarded secret
>tfw no aoyama bf
Eggcellent taste anon
>>27862465
Oh jesus, and I literally wore a fedora. A brown corduroy number. I remember being fucking stoked because the old woman shop assistant said it matched my "autumn colouring".
>>27851978
i found this site in 4th grade but i did not start coming here a lot until 7th
>>27860534
>Or anyone sharing a name with a celebrity
I share a name with a relatively well known person who disappeared. Feels good.
>tfw my overwhelming betaness kept me from ever expressing my cringe over the internet
>>27850935
>This is the only place I've ever been able to make posts on regularly because of the anonymity, and it still took me multiple years of lurking before I built up the courage.
i know that feel
>>27860174
Hey that was actually pretty cool
>>27849170
>Literally no difference to my shitposting now
How will they even know what's real.
>>27862465
>Browsing a board that features content for 11 year olds.
>be me, sperg, years ago
>shitpost violently on reddit because autism made me think it was a fun place
>go on autistic rants about virginity on various subreddits
>post on my school's reddit page about something
>get called out, my power level is now revealed to the normies
>constantly get weird looks from the people I'm forced to work with
Cant' wait to get out of this town.
>>27849170
>implying you don't post cringe worthy posts now
>tfw i used to be a gaiafag
>found chans through that
>novella roleplayed a shit ton
>used to troll videogames and be a little shit to people 24/7 before it was really profound in gaming
>used to be a really loud /pol/lack
>messaged 30 year old guys when i was 16 in hopes that they would kidnap me
Now im an overly sensitive emotional wreck, tranny, and overall a cringey person. Atleast i pass
>>27862620
So you're virtually unsearchable? That must be nice.
>>27862870
Sydney is that youN
>>27862875
It's very nice, considering how long my criminal record is.
>>27862896
No but hi anon.
>>27849418
>Roblox forumsDid you post in the off-topic forum?
>>27851903
this is cute m8
literally nothing to be ashamed of, you were 10
>>27862963
Jesus I'm surprised this thread is still up.
Nah dude, I had some awful shit, I made a gun out of lego and made an entire video of me showing it off, really wish I hadn't gotten that camera for christmas
>>27862995
> I made a gun out of lego
that's fucking cool though
you're more of a faggot for being ashamed of this
>>27862133
This anon. My fanfiction is still up. I get emails and PMs to this day to keep writing.its naruto fanfictionthe worst part is itsnaruto X fem-kyuubi
I remember when I discover adultswim and Elfen Lied was passing. I was so fascinated to see a cartoon with boobs that it became my guilty pleasure.
I used to get forced to let my little bro watch tv with me so I used to make him sit in the room with his eyes closed as it passed.
>>27852398
>>27862507
I DIDN'T COUNT ON THIS!
>>27849641
in screencap form
i wish everyone on /r/4chan just fucking died
>>27859999
Can we just talk about this guy's quads for a moment?
>suddenly recall having a Bethesda forum account when Oblivion was nearing the mid-point in it's life cycle
>remember doing an rp on ine of the sub-boards
>remember how FUCKING EDGY AND CRINGE IT WAS before I got literally kicked out
>my character had literally copy pasted the Fable origin story of having bandits kill his family
Jeez robots thanks for the trip down cringe lane.
>>27851228
yes sir zapp brannigan
>>27849641
You shouldn't exist, you are, an anomaly.
>tfw i hung out atarenajunkiesoff-topic forum like a complete loser
didn't make too many posts though, mostly lurked
On a chatroom to the right of anime streaming websites, I used to roll play. I was inuyasha
I even ended up having a online gf but was too young to really want to ask for nudes or anything. She was in a wolf pack clan thing that I joined where everybody would roll play as anime wolves. She taught me how to howl at the moon. But not in real life, through my key board.
First and only gf
A couple months into the charade, I would post a message on my account telling the group I was leaving for good. I didn't even have the balls to face them. One of my friends irl found out and told me that if I didn't delete everything he would tell everyone at school
God high school was the worst
>>27860376
Site was live in 2003, anon.
>>27861358
>Why don't you create a tulpa?
They are an unhealthy attachment to manifest delusions by schizophrenia sufferers, not something you fucking make.
Stop trying to validate highly unmanaged mental illness, it is a good thing.
>you will never be as happy as you were when you role-played with other autistic anime crazed teenagers on Gaia
i was shitposting back then and am still shitposting today. nothing like getting people's panties in a twist with top tier bantz
>mfw I still use the same username for everything
>mfw anyone searching my username finds all my cringy old accounts on cringy sites
>>27864201
Post the username.
>>27856547
>mwommy can i pwease have some coins and fuwrni goo goo ga gaa
>find shit I posted years ago
>was actually pretty cool
This thread needs to stay up. The internet can still be young.
>>27863503
THE MAD MAN. HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>27849641
Now this is some next level autism
>>27863249
>all that wasted space
Also just checked imgur, 500k+ views
Jesus
>in middle school used to play on a mid-size minecraft server back when it was still in alpha
>me and my asshole friends would stir up shit on the forum with our cringeworthy middle school drama
>looking back the community on that server was actually pretty good before we found it
>tfw we ruined what may have been the only decent minecraft server to have ever existed
>>27849251
I just came here to call you retarded because you can pay a few bucks so search engines won't come up with that shit.
>>27849641
please post this when someone asks what /r9k/ is.
>>27864201
>use the same username for hentai-foundry as for my e-mail address
>anyone searching my e-mail address will find my comments on gay hentai
>>27863249
two of my posts made it into that screencap
feels bittersweet
>>27849641
wew laddie that is some autism
>>27849641
>using photoshop to make my dick green
Oh god... The autism
>>27849641
Put me in the screen cap
