What does a trap smell like?
i really hope traps smell like girls. there's literally no point in cute traps existing if they smell like dudes
If they don't do oestrogen, they'll smell like men.
If they've done +1yr on oestrogen, they'll smell like girls.
Sawdust
they just smell like girls, although i doubt you fags even know what a girl smells like
They smell like mental illness
>>27832069
>he knows what girls smell like
>>27832074
What do girls smell like?
>notoriginal
kek
I'm told that, when I'm not wearing perfume, I smell like lemons and avocados.
I imagine girls smell bad but in a way that you inexplicably enjoy, like your own farts.
>>27832098
trap? :) like guys? skype?
>>27832028
Girl shampoo, girl lotion, and girl perfume, with a subtle underlying man musk
>>27832089
i've only been close enough to a few girls to smell them long enough to have an idea of what they smell like, but they all had a very pleasant, relaxing smell except for one that had a neutral smell. being able to smell a girl is one of the best parts of being close to one
Girls have a particular smell? To me they just smell like their shitty perfumes, which are always too strong.
Girls roll-on deodorant on the other hand smells nice, I've considered buying it for myself. Spray on deodorant for men is still better than the girls ones though.
>>27832086
welli am one, silly
>>27832203
Here is your (you)
Commento Origionales
I've dated several traps and they're gross
>>27832203
You know what that means...BE MY GF
>>27832229
merci beaucoup, monsieur anon
>>27832110
so fruity?
>>27832180
Some perfumes make my pickle tickle, m8. I don't know why.
>>27832074
Varying degrees of: Low tide, Rot, Blood, Farts, Cum, Cheap perfume, Cheap hair products, Cigarettes and Sweat?
>>27832028
That's easy, we smell likewet pussy.
>>27832245
i'm only really a girl by the strictest of legal definitions
you'd probably want to exhaust your options with like some femimine guys before resorting to me
>>27832322
we need some pictures there anon
>>27832303
don't you smell like cheese and baked dough? :^)
>>27832252
>replying to Italian with French
Donna plebian
>tfw have fantasy of getting trapped because years on 4chan has given you a discerning eye and getting trapped means it would be a really good trap
>wouldn't touch a trap otherwise
It's an abstract kind of feel
>>27832303
Gross, clean under your foreskin
>>27832345
i didn't even see the italian there lol
>>27832334
i'm fine thanks
>>27832447
not girl confirmed, wannabe roastie male l m a o
>>27832447
There never was, now pls show tits
>>27832468
oh well
i guess i'm not a girl after all :^)
>>27832491
>implying i'm some kind of whore who would post images of my stuff online
kek
>>27832339
No, why would you think that? Are you pizzcist?
>>27832398
;_; I don't have a foreskin. When I was borm my parents let an old jewish pervert cut my clit off and offer it to his equally perverted god.
>>27832522
>trans oder trap ohne foreskin
nicht moeglich
>>27832516
christ sakes just post SOME form that shows you're a god damn female in the slightest, an ID card with gender female works.
>>27832303
>>27832522
She's been summoned
>>27832548
Not her, but sure. Just a sec.
>>27832082
This.
Arcanineblocksthis
>>27832548
nope
i'm a guy now
dude
bro
[sits with legs apart]
>>27832588
I bet my penis is bigger than your mones clit, turbodyke/pseudofag.
what do traps look like at 30+ years old
I can't see them looking very good at all
>>27832588
>[sits with legs apart]
really nigga? gonna ERP on here? get the fuck out please
>>27832618
it was more shitposting than erp, but whatever
>>27832607
isn't 'guy' the defalt assumed thing on here? i shouldn't have to defend calling myself a guy
>>27832567
>>27832548
Here's my ID minus most of my ID.
>>27832588
>manspreading
Nigga I'm triggered
>>27832651
>alaska
tfw no snowgf
>>27832651
Oops. Left the signature on there. Here we go.
>>27832651
Are you that mtf from Alaska that posts on /k/?
>>27832544
I don't like it either.
>>27832550
You deserve me.
>>27832651
faceless void girl, qt are you single?
>>27832683
http://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1460/53/1460531837927.jpg
retard
>>27832693
>I don't like it either.
you've made me feel bad for my post
sorry ;_;
>>27832683
>600cm tall
>152kg heavy
i think this might be a fake id
>>27832693
No. I was military and I still have a mechanical interest in weaponry, but /k/ is too silly a place.
>>27832714
Eh. It doesn't matter too much, really. There are plenty of pictures of my ID floating around. I just don't want to derail too much - just enough to show that not all of us are fake.
>>27832742
6 feet and 152lbs. It's a US ID, guy.
>>27832742
Dear europoor:
You cucks aren't funny. Please fuck off and go watch your wife fuck Muhammad your neighbour.
-America
>>27832683
6'
pls femdom me
>>27832763
>european
nope
i'll fuck off and watch an emu fuck my wife, thank you very much!
>>27832701
>>27832755
P L S R E S P O N D
L
S
BEEEEE MY GEE EFF
>>27832755
>6 feet and 152lbs. It's a US ID, guy.
At least my country puts units next to the number.
With your counting system, it might as well be 6 flags tall and 152 mars bars in weight.
>>27832793
I'm taken. There's somebody nice out there for you though. Just don't stop looking.
Also, learn to hunt mushrooms. I've never met a girl who liked to hunt mushrooms who was also vapid or staceylike.
>>27832683
>Stealing your sister's ID
Lowlife
>>27832822
You think I stole my 24 year old sister's ID?
I don't even have a sister.
And my brother lives in Colorodo.
>>27832817
>not single
>female
>24 year old
>probably not ugly
>have job
WHY ARE YOU HERE REEEEEEEEE
>>27832722
It's okay anon I've gotten over it.
>>27832815
You say that like meters and kilograms aren't both equally as arbitrary.
>>27832843
I was a NEET robot for three years. College loner for three years before that. Highschool loner for 4 years before that. And bullied nobody for 8 years before that. I've just graduated. It's why you don't see many 35+ robots. They've all become cyborgs.
>>27832834
>lying on the internet
You fucking monster.
>>27832866
they are abitrary not to the same extent (like they all are interdependant, meaning they keep ratios)
they are also apart from a few edgy countries universally used, as well
they are also not named after pre-existing items, so you can't be like "WHOS FOOT LOL"
>>27832910
Lying is not allowed desu senpai pai.
>>27832926
You forget that the US units are today legally defined in Metric units anyway.
>>27832926
Those are all arbitrary reasons though. Feet are just plain and simple better for measuring human height. Comparing the height of a human to 1/10000th of the circumference of the earth or whatever it is, is just silly. It doesn't apply to anything. Feet are much more reasonable. Plus it gives you two nice whole numbers.
The only true non-arbitrary length measurement would have the planck length be 0. But again you run into the same issue of readability
>>27833010
>Feet are just plain and simple better for measuring human height.
Except that it requires you to also use inches, which uses a different number base to feet.
I can measure my foot, and my entire body and use the same unit (centimetres) for both of them.
It doesn't require conversion to do calculations with it, it doesn't require any specific understanding of the measuring system.
If I *did* want more accuracy, I could measure in milimetres, and drop the last digit whenever anyone needed centimetres. The difference between units is only a position of a decimal place.
I'd have no problem with feet *or* inches, but using both at the same time seems retarded.
There is a reason that physics is done in metric units, because it's a fucktonne easier.
B O N U S:
Not really a point, but worth mention: because I have always used metric units, I find estimating in centimetres, etc easier than using imperial units anyway. I don't know how tall a 'five foot' guy is, but I know how tall a 150cm guy is.
I (and most of the population of the world) can only lose by using US units.
People in the US though, *can* benefit from using Metric units.
>>27832763
>wife
>this board
And what if im muhammed myself?
>>27832817
>learn to hunt mushrooms
Is this a thing communities of people meet up for? I'd never heard of anyone doing it.
>>27832028
Makeup, shampoo, & deodorant/perfume?
I assume there's man musk in there by the end of the day. One the bright side, none of the vagina funk/period smell women get sometimes.
>>27833441
You don't want to find a community. You want to find one or two people. If you find one or two people and become good friends with them, their one or two friends will become your third or fourth friends and the network just grows and grows until you no longer need more friends because you're happy with the ones you've got.
>>27833543
Sounds fun. Any advice on how to get started? How'd you get into it?
>>27833599
Started by finding places where there were mushrooms. Then, sometimes, I would see people at the places that I'd be looking in. One of them became a friend.
The other one I met while looking at fresh picked mushrooms at a fresh foods store. She was just there to find some eats, but she saw that I was just staring at them really hard and so she approached me and we became friends.
>>27832028
I know this guy turned girl. Been on hormones for 5+ year, no longer has a weewee.
When (s)he sweats, there are rivers coming down and it smells like an unwashed dude at the gym, this very sour, strong sweat.
Every. Single. Time.
Like death, shame and regret.
>>27833674
Well, I don't smell like a dude when I sweat. And oh boy, do I sweat.
My boyfriend told me that, "It's a good kinda bad smell, like vagina juice."
I smell my sweat rag sometimes. Smells like somebody mixed lemons and salt with water, boiled it, and then poured that on an avocado.
So not bad, I guess, unless you don't like lemons or avocados.
So, probably, whether or not a trap smells bad depends on biology.
>me, high school
>semi autist migrates to our class
>he's ugly as fuck, balding, overweight, awkward
>always ignore him until one day teacher partners us up
>mild small talk with autist, he mentions he loves anime
>of course
>he thinks we're friends
>starts interacting with me constantly and won't leave me alone
>always saying the most try hard edgelord shit
>1 day I notice he has a crush on a girl
>he still bothers me, I barely half ass reply to him anymore
>I start to care so little that I troll him during conversations
>he's so grateful and believes everything I say
>convince him to ask out the girl who friendzoned him
>she rejects him publicly
>he starts posting suicidal messages
>weird shit about how he should just go to prison so he can get raped in the ass by a man & turn gay
>wtf
>1 day he bothers me & I start fucking with him and say he should just become someone's bitch
>"you know, like girls in anime"
>he's suicidal, the girl he loves rejected him
>tell him there are real men out there who need a skull to fuck
>sent him a link to estrogen treatment, suddenly he's hooked on the idea of becoming an anime girl
>fat, ugly, balding misfit autistic wants to be an anime girl & not even for sexual reasons
>encourage him, weirdly start getting turned on when I see how weak he is
>after years of him trying to invite me to hang out & smoke weed, I finally go
>see him after a few months of treatments
>he looks like a chubby, curvy woman
>wearing ton of make up
>we watch movies
>I start groping him, he pretends not to notice
>start forcing his head onto my lap
>end up skull fucking him really deep
>slapping the shit out of him
>deepest throat blowjob I've ever gotten
>grab his disgusting, balding head as I fuck his face
>make him tell me he likes it
>to this day I fuck him in the ass at least once a week
>make him say really degrading shit about himself to me
>I have a girlfriend and she has no idea I fuck this walking science experiment for fun
>>27832028
Mtf here
They smell like men because they are men. They are make cross dressers.
I smell like a woman because Im assault transitioning and taking Estrogen.
Spray all the girly perfume you want.
You'll still smell like a man.
>>27833859
>Things that never happened
:3
>>27833859
You... you monster.Ever considered making him watch as you fuck your girlfriend?
>>27832057
They smell and sound like dudes. You can also see the manfigure all the time.
Sorry to break your dreams, anon.
>>27833908
I'll start.
Pizza posted a picture of his face, knowing he passes for female.
>>27833773
>whether or not a trap smells bad depends on biology
That biology says you are a man taking girl hormones. The lot of you smell weird.
I have yet to meet one single trap, MtF, pre or postop whose smell doesn't give off the man musk.
It's even worse when they start getting fat because of the oesteogens.
>>27833924
I sound nothing like a dude, bro.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWENKOkXq9
>>27833972
I'm actually a hermaphrodite. The doctor just sewed up my vagina when I was a newborn.
But that's neither here nor there.
Also, only fatasses get fat, because only fatasses chronically over eat.
>>27833974
Sounds about as feminine as a dyke trying to be a man.
You tried, trapnon. You tried. At least post your butt since I've found butts are most passable.
>>27833959
Excuse me my pronouns are piz/pizself.
>>27833924
I sound like a grill tho.
>>27834002
My confidence would be shaken if I weren't addressed as 'mam' by strangers over the phone at work every day.
>>27834018
I'm assuming they pronounce the inverted commas
>>27834039
No, but it's a good retort, this one. I'll bet you're good at hurting the ones who care about you.
>>27833974
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWENKOkXq9
You sound exactly like a man.
>>27833974
>ah-non
Triggered, fuck you
>>27834052
Nah I'm just quit witted and sassy, don't sweat it sista!
>>27834005
Then post it, tripfag.
Don't do multiple takes to pic the best though. Try to be as natural as possible.
>>27834073
I've posted my face plenty of times newfriend.
>>27833974
you sound like a fat american boy
>>27834088
Your voice.
>>27832180
They have a natural smell that the only thing I can liken it to is singed cupcakes or some sort of musty flower.
>>27834118
Seriously? That's just weird. All I smell on me is soap.
>>27834111
Nice trips. This is from the last time I posted in a vocaroo thread. I like my voice a lot :3 I'm told it's cute.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NsNODTf9w
>>27832028
testosterone original commentu blox
>>27833974
Yeah, sorry... it's getting there, but you sound still like a man.
>>27832028
Crushed dreams
I have a friend who likes to smell me and she says i smell really nice. Not sure about what I specifically smell like though.
Cum, sweat and regret.
>>27834198
i had a gf who smelled like soap
repulsing
>>27834236
>tfw ywn smell Gloomy's perfume
;_;
>>27832028
Mare piss
>>27834198
I don't think it's possible to smell your own natural scent
>>27834220
You try to sound like a pornstar too much.
Better than the other fag but the tone reveals certain poisonous character of the person behind it.
>>27834220
>you want to say its a man
>but youd think its just a deeper voiced female if it wasnt for a trap thread
they are evolving
>>27834265
>Mare piss
Yes, this is how I tell the difference between r9k & soc.
>>27834262
Too bad you're so far away Pizza-senpai ;_; I would've let you smell me whenever
>>27834290
Lol I've never been told I sound like a pornstar before. That's kinda hot desu. This has been my normal speaking voice for over 5 years now so it's not an effort anymore that's just the way it is.
>the tone reveals certain poisonous character
What did you mean by this?
>>27834295
Thanks family.
>>27834341
o.o lewd af
>>27834220
Cutie Pizza, I like your voice
>>27834370
>5 years
Are you 30?
>>27834422
I'm 24
>>27834408
Thanks anon!!
>>27834441
24 and used by chad constantly, so impure.
>>27834370
>what did you mean by this
Look at it this way.
You are a tranny that shitposts for validation and attention in place full of losers and autists, claim you wish to seize their chastity, and supposedly maintains "lusty" accent and manner of speech for 5 years now. The >I love even anons that bully me ;) line was especially embarrassing btw.
I don't know you, but from what's seen here you honestly don't seem like a person someone would like to be even friends with. Maybe pump dump, well, plenty of those out there.
>>27834370
J-just like in my animes heh heh
>>27834459
Chad doesn't touch trannies. I know from experience.
>>27834487
>tfw lusty voice :3
I'm sorry you feel so much saltiness towards me. Let's just be frands anon.
>>27834492
Girl if we were to meet it would be just like in your hentais.
>>27832028
>tfw after a few months on good girl pillz you sweat less when working out
>the sweat itself doesn't smell nearly as badalso you don't need tissues to masturbate and can easily cum while soft. also playing with titties is super fun
>>27834571
I'd be your Chad, bb
>>27834571
But Pizza, where are we going to find a tentacle monster?
>>27834632
Those are some of the best things about taking good girl pills
>>27834220
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NsNODTf9w
I popped a boner.
>>27834690
I don't date men anymore sorry Chad :c
>>27834724
I have one. It's only got one tentacle though.
Heh heh heh.
>>27834749
I'll take the compliment
>>27832028
I dunno since Australian ones are fucking non existent
>>27834889
but will you suck my cock?
please
>>27835290
>be a passing australian trap
>meet english bf
>move to england
I did it to spite you, anon.
>>27836379
That's okay,it's not the first time
>>27833859
Was his name Christian chandler?
