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Here's my first victim
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I don't know how I even matched with this thing
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Here's her cat
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>>27826658
I hate both of you
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>>27826658
>what are your favorite memes? :DD

You need to commit suicide right now.
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>>27826658
post your facebook account op lets see your faggy face
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>>27826643
>knees
>>27826658
>favorite memes
>>27826668
>her
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>>27826643
>they them

I'm going to allow it just this once
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>>27826643
>they/them
Red flag. Abort!
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>>27826658
>what are your favorite memes

That didn't take long
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>they/them

dis gon b gud
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>>27826658
Post reply.
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>>27826658
holy fucking shit dude how to you reach this level
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>>27826643

Is that Lexi Belle?
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>>27826880
obvious shoop bro
this level is only a myth
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>>27826658
Good one dude now post the rest
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>>27826889
More like Taco Belle

tbhwu
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>Plural pronouns as singular pronouns

Why, when, and how did this become a thing? God dammit I get so mad whenever I see it.
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>>27826643
>film studies major
>i like star wars
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Update. This is real by the way, I'm purposely trying to be cringy
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>>27826976
>I'm purposely trying to be cringy
you're a bigger faggot than her
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>>27826989
>her
you're a literal faggot
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>>27826950
They/them can be used in a singular fashion in informal settings, or in situations where specifying gender isn't applicable.

Get mad at her gender identity flavor-of-the-month nonsense, the grammar is technically fine.
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>>27826976
you're being obviously cringey though, tone it down. No one displays their power level that early in a conversation.
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>>27826976
You fucked it kid
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>>27826643
Wait, what the fuck its "they/them"?

I leave the internet for a few days and they come up with new shit?
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>>27826976
>decapitates
>don't ever meme me or my memes ever a meme
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>>27827039
>>27826976
the reason this board is shit right here
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>>27826713
This is me fampai
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>>27826658
>>27826976
Straight to r/cringe. Thanks for the karma btw ;)
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>>27827058
>fun? NOT ON MY BOARD
calm your tits, the guy's just saying stupid shit, and others are having a chuckle at it
Not everything has to be edgy pseudo-serious bullshit like "oh, so your they/them, what's that?"
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>>27826976
you're doing great OP, keep up with the bantz.
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>>27827061
If you got a decent haircut you'd be a solid 8/10
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I'm not sure she has caught on to my schemes
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>>27827061
>>27827106
Don't listen to him, op. You look like Jesus.
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>>27827231
but he isn't black
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>>27826643
>they/them
I would have left-swiped for that
t. man with 1 match the two weeks he's been on tinder
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>>27827134
You are taking advantage of an opportunity to date what looks like a wonderful person. They're not fat or ugly, so what's the problem?
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>>27827231
Getting all those Christian singles like

ALSO IM THINKING ABOUT ASKING "HER" TO HANG OUT FOR REAL SENPAI

SHOULD I DO IT???
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>>27827313
It's not really taking advantage of. Also she seems like she has a million problems, in addition to leaving school for a year to travel the country so I couldn't commit anyway.

Just chatting with a new person is about the best I can hope for and maybe benis in bagina :DDD
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>>27827322
Yes yes yes OP she actually seems lovely and they put with a lot of cringy shit from you
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>>27826658
god the fucking meme part was bad enough but the ":DD" is really justifiable for homicide
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>>27827322
Better hope her feminine penis is clean shaven
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>tries to le epik trole stacy
>finds perfect good natured down to earth qt
>so perfect she even denies her womanhood

you really deserve much worse than this
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>>27827322
YES
GET THE BOIPUCCI
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Its that a guy or a girl?

what the fuck happened to this world. I cant even tell if that its a dude or a girl
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>>27827322
thats a guy

he's going to say no and you're going to feel even more rejected afterwards
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>>27827313
DUDE PRETENDING TO BE LE EPIC ANNOYING FAGGOT IS AWESOME LMAO XDDD

I would bet money this annoying dick sits around watching h3h3 and Sam Hyde all day
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>>27827322
ask for her number first
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>Op gets a date faster than anyone here by purposely being a cringey faggot

WHO KNEW IT WAS SO EASY
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>>27827423
Now now, still waiting for response...
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It's actually pretty passable and cute. Fuck.

>this is how it begins
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>>27827457
I'm honestly hoping you don't fucking get one, but if you do I'm going to be somewhere between pissed, astonished, happy for you, and confused.
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>>27827378
Looks like grill or god tier trap
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>>27827423
He got a date with a trap
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>>27827457
see
>>27827380

trannies use this site for validation. it won't say yes because to save itself embarrassment
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>covering up manjaw and adam's apple

it's a dude
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>>27827477
>trap

Oh nevermind, not impressive at all OP. Have fun dealing with mental illness.
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>>27827473
They are*

little correction senpai
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>>27827475
Why is she hiding her mouth?
What if she has super fucked up teeth?
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>>27827513
What if she doesn't have a mouth?
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>>27827457
Aaaaand you blew it, this thread was supposed to be for our entertainment, not for you to get you sick trannie kicks, OP
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>>27827423
That's because "her" is a desperate tranny
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>>27826643
>>27827475
notice how it's covering up its face though. probably trying to hide its chin stubble.
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>>27827475
What the fuck is wrong with "her" mouth? Why is "she" always covering it?
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>>27827513

Read: >>27827498 you under-aged retard
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>>27827475
Holy shit. They like Star Wars? I am legitimately jelly that I don't have a Tinder and OP is using cringe-tier memes to win over this beauty's heart
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>>27827524
and what's wron with being transgender ?
are you transphobic or what
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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AAAAAAAAA

How to go from robot to qt slayer in one simple thread that was supposed to be for keks
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>name is Ryan
>clearly wearing a wig
>using giant hand to cover up masculine chin

don't fuck this up, OP.
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>>27827547
It's a mental illness.

Trans people need to (and will) die.
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his name is literally ryan. it's a faggot you faggot.

god you're a faggot. grils can't into conversations like this. if you're not getting one word responses or ignored then it's a dude.
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How can any of you think he's a girl? Seriously are you guys mentally retarded?
He specifically says he wants to be called "they/them", that his name is Ryan, and his facial structure just screams "I'm a man"
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>>27827570
What is the point of any of this? We don't give a fuck about you or you getting a date. Stop being so annoying both here and to her. You're a really shit person
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>>27827457
Good luck, m8. I wish I had a gf, trap or not.
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>>27827547
yeah idk man
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>>27827061
Ian, is that you? Where did your facial hair go?
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>>27827570
you know its a guy right? are you ok with that or just in denial
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>>27827457
heres to hoping for u op
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>>27827570
>qt slayer
Yeah, just wait till he slays you with his QT cock, if you catch my drift
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Good luck with the "surprise" "she" is preparing for you OP
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>>27827570
Before you go you have to ask her/him what their gender is.
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>>27827570
Good luck OP, don't forget to treasure her. <3
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>>27827570
falling for the trap

Rip OP
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>>27827570
if she happens to be a transgender please dont hurt her feelings
please dont do it
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>>27827570
ask her for a photo of >her full face
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This is the last thing OP will see before his heterosexuality is gone forever.
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>>27827639
>if she happens
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
ARE ALL OF YOU BLIND
SERIOUSLY, YOU DAFT CUNTS, IT'S A GUY IN A DAMNDED WIG FOR CHRISTS SAKE, WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SEE, HIS FUCKING COCK AND BALLOCKS JUST FOR YOU TO REALIZE?
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>>27827570
you should go to the place, say something along the lines of "kill yourself sissy faggot" and walk away
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>>27827657
At least it's big
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>>27827513

hiding the adam's apple/ manly chin/jawline.
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>>27827669
but she's cute, you faggot. if you can't ogle a femboy every now and then, then can you call yourself a heterosexual?
>>27827674
don't do this. Be nice to them.
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>>27827570
It's because you stopped caring and decided to bee urself.
And because you're a fucking 7-8/10 fucking cunt and because that's a tranny
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>>27827609
>>27827616
>>27827630
>>27827639
>>27827657
>>27827669
Jokes on you, I'm bi and don't care :))))
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>>27827657
I WISH I could fuck Mariana Cordoba.
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>>27827674
what about you kill yourslef you fucking scum
i fucking haet your kind
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>>27827725
>7-8/10
Ha
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>>27827726
fucking qt traps is the most hetero thing you can do.
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>>27827726
Good luck dealing with the mental issues of that faggot.

And getting anal raped by a fucking dude with a wig
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They seem nice. Good luck on your date OP
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>>27827738
fite me nerd
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>>27827570
wha
pls post a picture of yourself
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>>27827770
I'm not even going to be in town for more than a month because school is ending soon.
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>>27827812
And also look up in the thread for my hair down.
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>>27827657
How is it this big, I don't fucking get it?

Also, how to find a trap GF? I've never seen one in real life before or locally, I guess that's because either they're fucking hideous obvious males who don't even try other than having long hair and wearing girl clothes, or maybe they're legit passing?
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>tfw qt trap in my area never matches w me
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>>27827481
>trannies use this site for validation.

So we're extending the self-centered attention-seeking meme to transwomen? No longer should we assume that every succubus is cis? That's...actually kinda progressive, if you think about it.
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Got tinder last week. 22, not particularly attractive, but getting all the qt "sorry I only like older men" 18 year olds. desu it's fun

I've got 22 matches and had a bit of banter but how2close?
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>>27827938
>sorry I only like older men
this shit bothers me so fucking much, basically saying they want someone to pay for everything and who has nice shit, but playing it off as some sort of preference for a maturity that matches their, when in reality they will never have it.
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Good luck op. Fuck that qt trap for all of us.
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>>27827921
>transwomen
Call them trannies you autist.
Of course the meme would be extended to them, they usually act like actual women
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>>27828021
>expecting more out of tinder whores
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>>27828154
>would you mind killing yourself
fucking golden
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I like how the people here think it's a trap. She looks perfectly like a girl, if it wasn't for the they/them bullshit nobody would think that, and I am still left wondering.

Do OP have the balls to ask?
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>>27827134
Pretty funny replies OP
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>stay at home mum
>only instagram, kik, snapchat links
>"I love beards and tattoos"
>"I just want to pat your dog xD"
>"Sorry silly boys, I just want friendship"
>Fat-hiding angles
>No profile info
>photo with bf "sorry this one's not a cheater"
any of these
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>>27828154
When did I say it confounded my expectations? The smell of shit bothers me, but it almost always meets my expectations for shit smell.
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OP, I'm thinking about making a Facebook just to make a tinder after witnessing your success. thanks for sharing.
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>>27828154
what program is that
>>27828205
How many girls out there are named Ryan?
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>>27826643
Dont listen to the negative fucktards on here op. Good for you. I hope it goes well
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>>27828205
Maybe in person. I also don't want to wreck maybe getting with a qt trap by being a dick lol

>>27828255
Do it senpai. I had Tinder for 5 months, and never had anything but one date happen from it. You just have to keep trying.
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She's gonna be disappointed as fuck when you end up to be nothing like the memelord you appeared to be.
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>>27828284
search for foxtype politeness
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>>27826668
cute kot
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I forgot to post my full meme retort. Surprised she didn't u match me right there
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>>27828362
she?

anymore pictures ask whats going on in its pants
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Your so gay because you will date a trap... Go fucking kill yourself faggot. I hope you die of aids because of your gayiness
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>>27826976
if you're handsome this will work. not kidding
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post stuff as soon as she shows you her feminine dick
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>>27827880
if you put some effort into your appearances you could be quite attractive. you have good bones
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>>27828284
I am almost 100% sure it's a fake name so it doesn't really help. The hand is androgynous but the jawline, nose and brow-bones are pretty feminine.

>>27828298
You could kindly ask for a picture where she is not hiding her mouth and chin, this would be pretty acceptable.
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>>27827106
why does everyone parrot the haircut meme
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>>27828434
Sorry senpai, she hasn't responded to me telling her my number. I'm going to make a thread tomorrow and update everybody if anything has happened.

>>27828542
Thanks senpai, most of the time I'm too apathetic to put work into my looks.

>>27828449
No problem being Ghey af
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>>27828298
NO ANON NO
IT IS NOT A MAN
DON'T MENTION GENDER AT ALL SHE'S A HUGE FEMINIST AND IF YOU SAY SOMETHING SLIGHTLY "WRONG" SHE'LL DROP YOU. JUST USE HER BULLSHIT PRONOUNS, NOD ALONG WITH EVERYTHING, AND FUCK HER
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>>27828154
>would you mind killing yourself

lel
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>>27828613
Not a bad idea, but we haven't sent a message between ourselves for like 30 minutes and I'm trying to get "her" to send me a text to my phone so I have "her" number
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>>27828732
Do what this man says
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>>27828613
The most obvious reason it's a trap is because of the amount of attention she's throwing back at OP. Girl's never do this unless you're an absolute 10/10, especially on the world of Tinder, where girls have an obscene amount of selections to choose from.

Also, it's 100% a wig, the only reason a girl would be wearing a wig is if she's cosplaying or something but that's clearly not the case.

Also
>they/them
>likes star wars
>film major (granted, women are known for majoring in worthless shit but film is still a pretty male-dominated activity compared to say English or women's studies)
>Hating the beach
The only people who hate the beach are landwhales and traps who are self-conscious that they wouldn't be able to be convincing in the public eye without clothes covering their hips and bust.

I'm not trying to bash on OP or this trap at all, but there is a 100% this is a trap and doesn't have a vagina. The amount of mental gymnastics you'd have to go to convince yourself otherwise is quite impressive.
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>>27828767
You are retarded. I'm a girl and I've used tumblr for four years. Literally EVERY teenage-early 20s tumblrina does this. Androgynous name, wants special pronouns, but doesn't change a thing about the girly girl appearance.

If OP wants anything to happen with this girl he won't mention anything related to gender. It's what they want - attention. They love when people say it's bullshit so they have a reason to act like victims. Don't fall into the trap. Joke her off, agree with her.
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>>27828798
>joke her off
I think you mean jerk him off
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>>27828798
*jerk her off
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>>27828831
You son of a bitch.

bloxblox
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>>27828831
>>27828833
You're men, you're out of touch with how ridiculous women will get for an ounce of attention. Any liberal college around the country will have hundreds of these cunts. They can't stand being straight rich white girls, so they pretend to be transgender queers to be oppressed.
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>>27828798
I know about the they/them thing, but the other points are irrefutable evidence he's a trap. As a guy you absolutely will not get the attention of such a good-looking girl unless they're a trap. Plain and simple.
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Fuck this fucking gay thread.... Gays are gay af!... Just fucking die already!
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>>27826643
Fuck Wilmington. That is all.
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>>27827513
>>27827529
>>27827535
Hand-over-mouth is a meme pose. I'm amazed that you've somehow missed it in today's female youth and young-adult culture.

'alt' girls and tumblerinas love doing it.
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>>27828862
lol shut up dude
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>>27828889
You wanna know why they do it? Because they're self conscious/have a fucked up face.
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>>27828889
Another one.

remove bot
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>>27828864
You don't know she's good-looking, she's hiding half her face. I was impressed with how OP responded. Funny, and he's genuinely an 8/10 which only makes it more appealing.

Film is liberal arts. Tumblr girls love that shit. Gender studies, art, film, anything non STEM and useless.

Clearly she's got self esteem issues because she's covering her face so hating the beach (showing body) makes sense.

Star Wars, have you never heard of "i'm a nerd girl XD"

>>27828890
mad you can't interact with women as well as OP?
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>>27828864
I'm not into traps, but I think I would date a trap like that if she gives me her attention.
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>>27828889
>those gross manly hands
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>>27828889
>>27828926
And here's another one.
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>>27828932
No, telling you to shut up because you're being a cringeworthy "um let me teach you how girls work" cunt lmao
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OP...she should have fucked you off ages ago but she didnt...clearly wants the D (it if is a grill, which it isnt)
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>>27828889
>>27828926
>>27828949
And another.

I can do this for days.
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>>27828889
>>27828926
>>27828949
>>27828970
And another.

Never though these pictures would be of actual use.
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Come on robots, let decide it once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/7358924
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>>27828926
shit, qt alert! any moar?
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>>27828932
Are you a female and really think this guy >>27827061 is a 8?

You just gave me hope. I think I'm not so bad after all.
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>>27828953
But no one in this thread knows how they work otherwise silly anon :^)

>lol
>lmao

you're trying a little too hard to be casual
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>>27826643

Waddup UNC Wilmington
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>>27828932
Every girl who is less than 200 pounds and doesn't have a serious tumor is "good-looking" when it comes to Tinder. Also, under no sane definition did OP respond "well" other than of course speaking with a friendly guy. A girl would completely blow such talk off unless he was a 10/10 Chad.
Also, if you read closer you'd see that Ryan's favorite meme is a strictly male one, the "leave me and my wife's child alone." There's no way a female, ESPECIALLY a feminist female using "they" pronouns would appreciate such an openly anti-feminist anti-cuck meme.

>>27828934
I completely agree. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjxTrrbjmx0 Let us just be able to regonize traps. I appreciate traps trying to fool us because so many are against them, but I'd honestly be happy to be with a trap rather than a girl.
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>>27828889
>>27828926
>>27828949
>>27828970
>>27828986
And finishing with one that is most-definitely a girl.

>>27828994
Nope. That was a random.
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>>27826643
> 19
>girls my age are fucking random guys they meet on the Internet and I'm still a virgin

Man just kill me someone
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>>27829009
ok anon :^) whatever it takes for you pretend i'm not right
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>>27828986
>>27828970
>>27828949
>>27828926
>>27828889

How did you find out about this normie meme? Is there a normie board where they post dank handmouths? Or do you just have autism-tier pattern recognition and picked up on it on your own?
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>>27829034
All your examples are shit you mongoloid. You're just giving examples of poses (similar to the pepe one) that express a certain emotion/ aesthetic. The trap in OP's picture is PHYSICALLY COVERING HER (manly) MOUTH ON PURPOSE. You can clearly still see feminine lips in all the examples you showed, they don't have anything to hide
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>>27829034
I'd get this bitch pregnant if you catch my drift.
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>>27829061

have to admit...i pretty much lost it over "dank handmouths"
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>>27827061
Holy shit, op is blake anderson.
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>>27829005
Definitely. Even normal girls would say that, he's got a square jawline, good skin, everything.

>>27829026
Wrong. that's a tumblr meme. 4chan only modified it to be "me and my WIFE's son". She says "me and my son" like in the original tumblr way.

You're delusional about Chads. Rarely can men be funny and engaging like OP. Women are bombarded with "lol so wyd?" and "hi :)". There's a chance she's using him for her BPD or whatever and will flake out. But he's genuinely physically and mentally attractive.
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>>27829061
I once used Tinder for the purpose of collecting images of cute girls, in addition to an instagram I use for that exclusive purpose as well.

Collecting pictures of cute girls is a hobby of mine.

>>27829085
I could've found better examples had I more time, but I've a lot of images, will little time to scour them.

Call me a mongoloid again and I'll beat the shit out of you, by the way.
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Here's more of
>>27828970
>>27828986
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>>27829118
>"me and my son"
Crap you're right. Ryan confirmed for SJW worthless feminist. I'd get out OP unless you want to end up with a false rape accusation and a girl with serious mental issues that will get fat and probably takes a ton of meds. Far from a nice and friendly trap.
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>>27828889
thanks for the meeshel
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>>27829167
You're still posting shit examples that have far more to do with making an expression than physically trying to hide the mouth. Ryan's picture is not for an expression at all, it's 100% hiding the mouth, and while it could just be a girl with a shitty mouth, chances are it's a man trying to hide the one thing on his face he can't make look extremely cute.
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One from lady Gontier.

>>27829211
Feel free to post some yourself. OP has clearly abandoned his thread, and I think of few purposes noble as the dumping of cute girls' pictures.
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>>27829211
god look at her knees wtf. disgusting.
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It's probably a trap but he looks cute, make sure to use protection op.

if you dont wanna fuck them ask what genitals they have please
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The sound of jazz to come.
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>>27829279
that's a man

robot no, stop.
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>>27826976

>you will never meet an angelic looking qt trap who likes cats and Joanna Newsom
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>>27829238
I guess I shall post some meeshel.

Besides mouth covering, what other folders do you have?
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>>27826658
Autism went through the roof.
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>>27826643
ask her why she used black for her eyebrows if she was just going to draw them
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>>27829314
Abandon ship m8 what the fuck are you doing
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>>27829383
I have to go for it right?
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>>27829386
No. 95% she has STDs, she's clearly not wife material. What's the point. Just fap one out before you actually think of contracting that disease-ridden 85 IQ thing.
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This is great. Hope it works out for you op keep us posted.
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>>27829386
If you want to pump and dump. She's a vapid whore
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>>27828798
>used tumblr for four years
OUT
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>>27829304
I really don't think this is man.

>>27829322
I don't have a folder for mouth covering. That's why I tediously look over hundreds of pics.

I have a folder for girls whose names I know, within which there's subfolder for each girl. Outside of those, I have a folder of girls with music-related merchandise, like apparel, or headphones.

I also have a folder consisting of girls whose names I conjured up spontaneously because their aesthetic was too poignant to ignore and cast among the others. These I treasure above all else.

Then I just have a random folder that serves as a dumping grounds for all sorts of pics, some POV, some of girls in bed, some POV and in bed, etc.
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>>27829314
Smash that pussy bro
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>>27829531
>>27829471
>>27829413
went a lot better than expected
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>>27827134
make a change... kill yourself is a great band nice choice op
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>tfw i'm black and I somehow have 420+ matches
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>>27829683
I'm black and I'd get maybe two per week.

I take it you don't understand how you've been so successful.
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>>27829238
I'm lurking, OP here, just no updates, sorry.
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>>27829727
I know for a fact i'm not ugly, but given the area i'm currently residing in, I don't understand my success
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>>27829567
Are you serious though? Are you going to buy the plane tickets and everything?

pls respond. I'm genuinely curious. I've been considering asking a girl something like this and legit dropping the thousands on plane tickets.
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>>27829451
I'll make a thread tomorrow or revisit this one if its still alive if there's any news to update you on! Keep an eye out.
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>>27829776
>pls respond

original
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>>27829744
It probably thinks it's a trap.
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>>27829776
lol in the future if I get enough money of course I will this girl is hot as tits.

If you have the means to I'd definitely suggest it a trip somewhere. I feel like girls lose all inhibitions when they're on a different continent
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>>27829744
I'm quite surprised at the volume of people using Tinder while at a Uni campus.

>>27829752
Post your face.

Are you in the states?
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Disgusting roastie whores...glad I exposed this bitch
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>>27829600
BASED DSBM bro, glad somebody caught it.
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>>27826668
2/10 kot desu
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>>27829831
Yes. I'm currently in the redneck part of Virginia
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>>27829892
Wow. I'm in the same region.

Are you going to VT?
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>>27829943
Yes lmao. I'm a sopohmore there. I stopped using tinder seriously at this point, pretty much because I have a girlfriend now.
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>>27829835
Some of them actually don't hookup though. They just bait replies for validation, and use the app as an emotional tampon.
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>>27830026
Cool. I'm at RU. I hate it.

I started and stopped using Tinder last summer. Got one decent match. She was a cute but fat Peruvian whose brother I'd at one point been good friends with. It's because of her that I stopped using it.

Congrats on the gf.
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>>27828889
When will they cut the crap and start doing JoJo poses instead?
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>>27830110
>fat Peruvian

Was her name Paola by any chance?

Also thanks my man. I've also heard and experience bad things pertaining to Radford. Are you planning on transferring?
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>>27829314
>Moments
Those haven't existed for a long time senpai
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>>27830154
Her name was Cecilia.

I'm typically either at the library or in my room, but whenever I need to grab some food I feel I can corroborate what you've experienced and heard. I'd like to transfer, but I'm going into junior year now and don't think there's much point.

With the esteem this place is held in I may be forced to transfer though, if I want any chance at being accepted into grad-school.
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>>27830263
Radford is only good for Nursing and Teaching, otherwise, you may be fucked when it comes to being accepted into grad school.

I'm what this board considers a "normie" but i'm pretty sure even I wouldn't fit into the Radford crowd. I've been there for a party once, and they're all fucktards. The stereotypes are all true
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>>27830350
Welp. Getting into grad-school was my only motivation.

Otherwise, I imagine it's too late to transfer at this point, and I've been here long enough to determine I can't be friends with these people, so I suppose my college career will end similar to how it began.

At least this way I know. Death to false hope.
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>>27830493
Don't give up hope fampai don't try at all, then there's a 0% chance of you getting in to grad school. Plus it's not too late to transfer at all. You said you're a rising Junior right? Many people transfer colleges as rising Juniors, whether it's through community college or a 4 year college. Hell, even rising seniors transfer too.
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>>27830554
if you don't try at all*
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>>27827003
>her
*Them
This person appears to be genderfluid, you should respect there pronouns.
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>>27830554
It's too late to begin arranging a transfer into the fall semester.
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>>27827061
You look like if Blake Anderson had a baby with Cliff Burton
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>>27830026
You started this tinder stuff less than a month ago and you already got a gf? DAMN TYRONE! I bet it's a white girl with a pink vagina isn't it?
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>>27830632
And you should respect the English language: their* pronouns.
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Is OP kill now?

you been muted cuz roboto
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>>27826668
NO
MOST GIRLS WHO LIKES CAT ARE BATSHIT INSANE, STAY WAY
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>>27829892
lol nigga you post that photo in every tinder thread
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>>27830910
1i know :^) ;^)
u caught onn
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>>27827322
This is fucking bullshit.
OP tries to be a sperglord by purpose and she is totally interested and probably she is heartilly laughing at his supposed jokes.
I try to be the most normal possible and still woman can see through me.

The world is not a fair place.
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>>27831249

Just use the constanza priciple, do the opposite of whatever you think is a good decision.
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>>27830720
Thanks senpai

>>27830867
No, I'm still here. No updates yet. I'll make a thread for updates when they come.

>>27831249
Sorry man, this is the first time "b urself" has actually worked, I'm fucking surprised desu
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>>27829167
Mongoloid
I can't believe it's not original
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>>27830901
>girls
>insane
that's giving them too much credit since it sounds like there'd be an entertaining or charming side to her incoherent bitchiness.
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>actually talking to women on tinder
How do you do it? Even when they message first i can't get myself to respond
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>>27827570

>bee yourself LITERALLY worked

So, now that this actually happened and the universe is definitely a mistake, any infographics on fast suicide methods?
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