How can you tell someone is a male virgin?
>>27822529
Just see how many of the listed criteria below describes them
>watches anime regularly
>owns any weeb or capeshit toys
>plays vidya for more than 10% of his total time
>masturbates several times a day
>STEMlord; as in smug STEM major
>computer desktop and documents are neatly arranged, but car and room are a mess
>doesn't eat properly
>wears tennis shoes (ex: autism shoes) with jeans
>wears cargo shorts (10x if camo cargo shorts)
>wears graphic tees (200x if metal tees)
>muh depreshun
>muh soshul anxiatee
>muh 80HD
>unironically uses the term e-sports
>Readily dehumanizes entire groups of people for trivial shit, or things outside of their control
>thinks this list is dehumanizing them
>is MRA/MGTOW/TRP/etc manosphere member
>doesn't exercise regularly
>takes pride in inborn traits (i.e: race, gender, height, etc.) rather than actual accomplishments.
>primarily defines himself by his media based hobbies
>has /pol/ mentality
>has sjw mentality
>believes that people only exist in either of the above two mentalities; false binary thinking
>wears white socks outside of exercise
>starts autistic rant on above point
>wears wristbands outside of exercise
>fedora
>can't prepare a basic array of meals
>falls in love with every girl who gives the slightest amount of attention to him
>unironically uses the terms friendzone, beta, white genocide
>can't hold a proper conversation with the opposite sex
>>27822529
If he has timid and boring personality. Stutters and funny walks around girls. Afraid of physical contact.
Basically ask about his first time and you'll know in seconds.
>>27822529
They literally just ask and can tell no matter how you respond.
>>27822564
Half of those are opinions but I'd say any combination of 3 or greater on that list would guarantee virginity
>phimosis
>unkempt body hair
>clammy
>flinches when touched
>conversely finds it awkward to touch others
>>27822564
>doesn't eat properly
>doesn't exercise regularly
I'm a virgin and these two are the only ones that describe me.
am I done for?
He does the virgin walk
People get their cues from reading your face.
The average robot is swimming in such a crazy amount of anxiety, that even if he wasn't a virgin, people would probably still believe he was.
never casually makes sex jokes
It's impossible to tell because male virginity does not exist. Women have hymens, sexual purity is valued in women, this is not the case for men.
>>27823046
i do this and I'm a virgin you cuck
Some people have told me the have a suspicion I'm a virgin but couldn't really believe I am because I'm 6'3 and very good looking.
I am a virgin though and I lie to people with a different story every time about my sexual exploits so no one can speak about me with certainty.
Don't worry they'll tell you
>>27822564
>Readily dehumanizes entire groups of people for trivial shit, or things outside of their control
>takes pride in inborn traits (i.e: race, gender, height, etc.) rather than actual accomplishments
>wears white socks outside of exercise
I know several athletic Chads who do these (and some more) and they get all the pussy they want.
>>27822529
>is not outgoing
that's it
>>27823002
What is the virgin walk?
>>27822564
Half of those apply to me and I'm not a virgin.
>>27822564
>plays vidya for more than 10% of his total time
>STEMlord; as in smug STEM major
>doesn't eat properly
>muh soshul anxiatee
how do i stack up?
>>27822564
Besides the depression and lack of exercise I don't fall into any of those categories and I am a virgin.
I think you're pretty wrong here.
>>27823488
>besides the two majorly unattractive qualities that were listed and apply to me, this list doesn't apply to me!
kek, and apart from their horrid murders per capita, black people are peaceful and law abiding
>>27822529
The same way you can tell if a girl is a virgin: he still has his hymen.
>>27823624
now i'm not massively well versed in these things but i don't think that's how it works.
The infamous "virgin walk"
Dead giveaway, can tell from across the room
>>27823740
If a man has skin on the tip of his penis, there's no way he's ever gotten laid. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
>>27823919
>Americunt being jelly of Eurofags, because nobody messes with our pee-pees right after we get born
>>27822529
Ask him how pussy feels
>>27822564
What color socks should I wear, o wise one?
>>27824122
like a... bag of sand... right?
>>27822782
How can you see his penis you faggot?
>>27822564
What a shit list, I have a good handful of those traits and I'm a normie frat boy that has fucked 7 girls.
Socially awkward guys that spill their spaghetti around girls are the most likely to be virgins. Simple as that.
>>27822564
Oh the naivete of youth. With age comes more time to observe the world as it actually is.
It is precisely for this reason that I assure you that there are plenty of men, numerous men, legions of men with every "terrible" flaw listed that have had sex. And not merely sex with prostitutes, but rather sex with women who actually wanted and desired them.
There is something uniquely horrible and undesirable about the adult male virgin, something not covered in that long list of supposedly terrible traits.
It's a mark placed upon him by Nature. Ceasing to watch cartoons or cleaning your car or exercising or whatever isn't going to remove a curse placed upon a man by Nature. No thing and no one can remove that mark. Not even God.
How do you see this mark? No man can. It takes the eyes of a god...or a woman.
>>27824353
Why are u here then?
>>27823340
a meme that scares the shit out of gullible /r9k/ permavirgins
>>27822529
Talk about sex and relationships in a group setting. When they don't say anything for the entire conversation, you know.
>>27824490
oh the weird bouncy walk?
>>27824506
>a meme
it's not real
>>27824470
Boredom, nostalgia. I was a virgin a bit over 3 years ago. Just reminiscing about how bleak I saw the future as back then.
>>27824353
>you think people would do that?
>go on the internet
>and tell lies?
>>27824418
>>27824418
>tripfag virgin triggered by list
Business as usual
>>27822529
>How can you tell someone is a male virgin?
He uses this board.
>>27824506
Yeah, virgins have a weird gait.
>>27824543
sadly that's no longer the case
>>27824497
nah, shits personal, I ain't talking about shit idgaf who you are.
>>27824518
>>27824490
A bouncing gait, walking more on the toes than on the heels is a literal trait of autism. Male autism is pretty much synonymous with virginity
>>27822564
Literally me
I'm happy with who I am, but do you think I'll ever lose my KV status?
>watches anime regularly
>owns any weeb or capeshit toys
>plays vidya for more than 10% of his total time
>doesn't eat properly
>can't hold a proper conversation with the opposite sex
>>27824593
I AM OPTIMIZED FOR MINIMIZED JOINT FORCE PER STEP
GET OFF MY CASE
>>27824152
Black socks are the only appropriate kind of socks.
>>27824593
Yup. It's pretty easy to spot if you no what you're looking for.
>>27824525
>entire worldview and self worth is based on whether or not he has had sex
>pays for friends and date rape parties
Sounds about right.
>>27824580
>sadly
Kek!
Kill urself, Robofag!
>>27824497
I know guys who have been in relationships over 2 years and they just don't like conversations about sex.
Conversely, I'm a virgin and sometimes join in making sex jokes and stuff.
>>27823361
Doesn't make you any less of a faggot anon
>>27822564
>>Readily dehumanizes entire groups of people for trivial shit, or things outside of their control
>lists a bunch of shit that are trivial and sometimes outside of their control to dehumanize virgins with
Nigga you tryna say something?
>>27822564
I only have a handful of this and im a 22 yr old kv
>>27824725
>thinking this list dehumanizes them
Kek, you're not good at playing victim, m8. You might want to pay attention to feminists and blacks, they do it much better than you can.
>>27822529
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>>27822564
>>27822564
>be male
>be 22
>shitpost on 4chan 3+ hours a day
>play video games for 3+ hours a day
>watch anime rest of day
>dont eat properly
>dont exercise regularly
>masturbate several times a day
>plenty more
still got laid 20+ times
all you have to do is hide your powerlevel my friends
>>27822564
Kissless virgin here. Ones that apply are
>can't hold a proper conversation with the opposite sex
>doesn't exercise regularly
(not fat though)
>muh depreshun
>muh soshul anxiatee
(why are you mocking these exactly)
>>27822564
I can't hold a proper conversation with either sex, so there.
>>27822564
>>falls in love with every girl who gives the slightest amount of attention to him
>>27824818
People who allow their mental illnesses to define a large part of their identity and love prattling on about it, which is why it's referred mockingly. This quality is one of the things that both tumblr and the chans do frequently.
>>27824528
>tripfag virgin triggered by list
Well, in a sense, I guess. Because it's nonsense. It's garbage. I can't help but find myself triggered by bad ideas.
That list is nothing. I could provide a list of far more horrible traits. It's quite easy, actually. There are worse things than men who wear white socks or watch cartoons. And even with my list of far more terrible traits, I could assure you that the vast majority of adult men with those traits are not virgins. Why? Because the vast majority of adult men aren't virgins.
Do you honestly think sex is reserved for the beautiful? The socially adept? The rich, the strong? Look around, man! Walk down the street with your eyes open! Some of the most repulsive examples of humanity are walking down that street holding someone else's hand.
That's simply the reality of the situation. Reality may not be pleasant, but I find it far less "triggering" than lies.
>>27824885
>tripfag continues to qualify his emotional outburst
What a surprise.
>>27824758
>depression (medical issue)
>social anxiety (medical issue)
>ADHD (medical issue)
>implies these are attributes of virgins
>no dehumanizing
>not trivializing things outside their control
>is autistic enough not to see this
uwotm8
>>27824859
I don't prattle on about it. I know the types you mean and that's not me. It's shit and I fucking wish I didn't have to experience it.
>>27824818
>>muh depreshun
>>muh soshul anxiatee
>(why are you mocking these exactly)
b/c they're meme diseases.
>>27822529
>Step 1 ask if they are virgin
>Step 2 they are stunned by random highly personal question asked without provocation
>Step 3 knock them out with frying pan
>Step 4 hook up to polygraph and ask them if they r virgin, polygraph detect lie
>Step 5 attach polygraph to polygraph 100 times for maximum accuracy
>>27824929
>Because I'm in high school and shitpost on le meme site
Why does it matter if I'm a virgin? It's not like it's my fault? Why do people constantly make fun of me for it?
>>27824916
>>depression (medical issue)
>>social anxiety (medical issue)
>>ADHD (medical issue)
Bwahahahahahahy....you're too much Anon. Medical Issue. Topkek.
>>27824916
See
>>27824859
dehumanizing=/=hurting my fee fee's
Again, you need to study a few professional victims before you try this. You're doing pretty poorly right now. Virgins are human beings, with distinct, identifiable cues. They're just human beings who aren't getting laid.
>>27824965
Nigga shut up. You're not helping these spergs. They need to learn to knock it off with all the muh memeitis.
Girls can sense weakness.
>>27824965
>Autism is at critical mass
>cannot distinguish between normal human interaction and the implication of sentences he writes
bruh.
>>27825047
Nobody can help these spergs, they've made sure of it. The list isn't dehumanizing, it's just reminding them of an unpleasant reality, which they'll now try to clumsily label as dehumanizing because they don't like it.
>>27824911
Well, I'm going to continue to argue my point. That's what a discussion is, you see. Thing of it is, I haven't seen you offer anything of substance to counter me.
Well, I'm waiting.
>>27825056
>can't make an actual response
>resorts to smugness and calling people autists
Well, didn't take long for you to run out of actual substance, did it?
You can smell it on them. They have a unique scent that can detected by most females within a 10 mile radius.
>>27825088
They walk strangely too.
>>27825073
>That's what a discussion is, you see
Wasn't aware we were having one, I was just mocking you to see if you'd post a wall of text back. You did pretty well.
>>27824962
I don't have any of these issues and not a virgin
>lets laugh at issues that cause distress and disruption in peoples lives and post frog memes because I don't have to deal with these issues myself so they're not real
>>27824648
t. Salty GDI that didn't get a bid.
>>27825087
> still confused about why he's seen as autistic because he doesn't understand the implication of his own words
>>27825108
>I smell my own farts
>>27822564
>>27822564
>wears white socks outside of exercise
I wear white tubesocks to sleep sometimes. I like my toes to be warm.
>can't prepare a basic array of meals
I don't mind eating the same thing everyday
>>27822564
I can hold a proper conversation with girls though, I just can't seem to start it first
>>27825131
>can't make a counter-argument
>"y-you're autistic"
>yeah i sure showed him!
Keep insisting I'm autistic bud, you've still got nothing and you're making it pretty obvious.
>>27822529
There's no way to tell that about anyone just by looking at them op, you're a genuinely evil person if you think that way and judge people like that
They browse /r9k/or 4chan in general
>>27825107
>Wasn't aware we were having one, I was just mocking you to see if you'd post a wall of text back. You did pretty well.
Shame. The reason I posted that block of text was to actually convey some ideas. Believe it or not, there are times it takes more than a couple of green-text sentences to do so. I was hoping for a decent argument, an actual discussion. It appears you're not up to it.
It's always hit or miss in these threads. You were a miss. Once again, a shame.
>>27825147
sleep clothes, like blue collar work clothes, don't really count
>>27825196
/b/ is full of edgy chads. even /r9k/ is filling up with normies
>>27825198
Nah, just stopped taking you seriously once you outed yourself as an affected tripfag like everyone else on this thread, feel free to keep posting essays though.
>>27822564
Tfw our Lord and savior Hitler had a lot of these and still got way more pussy from Eva than you guys. Oh well
>>27822529
in their eyes. although it could also heroin addict.
there's something about the eyes of depression that heroin addicts also have.
Reminder that if someone asks you if you snore, that's a virgin test.
Since it's an innocent question, people let their guard down and virgins will say something like "I don't know", revealing that they have yet to share the bed with someone.
>>27825242
Adolph had exceptional interpersonal skills and leadership ability; stop equivocating yourself to the peaks of humanity.
>>27825268
Virgin here, not afraid to say that I don't snore.
>>27825268
Just say sometimes and you're golden
>>27824962
>"haha u gotta b kidding me m8 kekekekekek"
>doesn't actually make an argument as to how they aren't medical issues
>>27825295
The trick is that you need to know why the question is dangerous in order to "prepare a response".
If you don't, you'll think nothing of it and just answer truthfully, which often in the virgin's case is "I don't know".
>>27825222
>Nah, just stopped taking you seriously once you outed yourself as an an affected tripfag
But according to you, you weren't taking any of this seriously to begin with. Why should I take anything you say seriously now?
By the way:
>affected tripfag
What does this mean? I have affected a tripcode, do you mean? Or is that a typo? Am I an "effected" tripfag. And if it's the latter, what have I been effected by?
>feel free to keep posting essays though.
If the spirit strikes me, I have every intention of doing so. I would have done it with or without your permission, but that permission is appreciated nonetheless.
Again, if you have anything of value to say, I'd certainly like to hear it. You could well be interesting. Give it a shot. You (and I) may very well be surprised.
Life, after all, is a journey of self-discovery.
>>27822529
>virgin walk
>skinny skeleton or fat
>autism shoes
>baggy, light wash jeans
>gets defensive about STEM and how it is superior
>RedPill, MGTOW, MRA, GG, etc.
>wehraboo
Also key words to look out for:
>hypergamy
>degenerate
>incel
>>27822564
>unironically uses the terms friendzone, beta, white genocide
>>27822564
>watches anime regularly
>plays vidya for more than 10% of his total time
>computer desktop and documents are neatly arranged, but car and room are a mess
>doesn't eat properly
>Readily dehumanizes entire groups of people for trivial shit, or things outside of their control
>thinks this list is dehumanizing them
>has /pol/ mentality
This is me and I'm not a virgin
Girls give me attention, it's easy to hide your power level irl if you work out and groom
Where is your Scotsman now?
>tfw failed normie virgin
>fucking hate anime and don't enjoy any neckbeard hobbies except video games
>6'2, go the gym all the time
>get constantly smiled at and hit on by girls but too retarded to do anything about it
>>27825310
>Muh medical issues are super serial.
>>27825433
>Girls give me attention, it's easy to hide your power level irl if you work out and groom
So if you actively work to make a persona that minimizes these qualities, you get laid? I don't think you thought this refutation of yours through.
There are some guys that you can tell just by oberving them for a few seconds. They're just too ugly and awkward.
The rest is a little harder to tell. Unless people is talking about sex and relationships with them. The virgin will get really nervous and either say nothing while blushing or create some shitty story that you know is a lie.
>>27825490
Not him but the inability to enter social situations without having a fight or flight response and then being exhausted and brain scattered for the rest of the day takes a pretty big toll on your livelihood and ambitions.
Without experiencing them first hand. It's almost impossible to understand how bad they are.
>>27825510
The "refutation" in this case is that a lot of these red flags are easy to hide. Clean up your car when you pick up people. Clean your apartment when someone is visiting. Why would I talk to girls about pol, for example?
The implication is that the flags in this post above are things to look out for but how would you know? Active pol posters are walking among us. I can play as much vidya as I want in my spare time, or watch anime.
>>27824152
>>27824626
they're fucking socks, nobody but the most vapid of facebook whores gives a shit what color they are
if you do, you have autism
>>27825669
>inability
PUHleeze. They're not medical conditions. Psychology/psychiatry are shams.That would make you guys marks. Sorry to have to be the be the one who breaks it to you.
I have empathy for people with real medical issues.
>>27822529
They make sex related jokes more than non virgins
>>27825744
You understand that the brain is an organ right?
Your basically saying everybody's brain are exactly identical.
So people who have schizophrenia should just man up as well right and stop hallucinating. You're an idiot.
>>27825721
>The implication is that the flags in this post above are things to look out for but how would you know?
They make them known to us. This list doesn't apply to you precisely because you know the connotations behind those qualities, and actively work to suppress them and keep them unknown. The entire implication behind this list is that they're identifiable to the observer. Not everyone has the sense you do to keep that shit on the dl.
Girls know, they always know. But for guys its a little harder. Observe how another man interacts with attractive females, watch his social skills around them. You'll quickly see if he's a virgin or not. But females can sniff it a mile away.
>>27825744
You are a fucking moron
I've never been called out for being a male virgin.
Maybe it's just so obvious that nobody needs to.
>>27825776
>Your basically saying everybody's brain are exactly identical.
maybe no two brains are identical. Thus no 'healthy' brain, hence no brain that is deviant from said healthy brain.
>b-but muh schizophrenia
the cliche response. Looks some people are fucking crazy. Fine.
But muh social anxiety, and muh ADHD etc. are pseudo-scientific nonsense.
>>27825802
Good luck w/ your meme condition. It will never get you laid or get you paid.
Maybe you can use that bullshit to get over on your mommy for a little while longer though.
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>>27825744
schizos too, I assume?
>>27822564
biggest virgin in this thread right here
probably will reach full lich status, godspeed
>>27825864
>this is a real person that walks around with real thoughts
wew. idiots do they funniest mental gymnastics
>>27825800
the only reason all the stacies are in front is because thats where the camera is, you dolt. women love attention more than they love anything else.
>>27825902
I don't have any condition, but good job with the attempt at an insult.
You are a fucking moron. Plain and simple.
>>27822529
If they're insecure about it they will overcompensate so much that it's pretty embarrassing.
They'll keep steering the conversation back to it and talk about all the chances they missed.
I've known several guys like this and it was fucking irritating. I don't care you're a virgin you fucking prick just stop talking.
They also genuinely get upset/mad at you when they see you take a girl back to your room.
>>27825921
>biggest virgin in this thread right here
>>27822564
>put on normie mask
>entice girl with meaningless normie banter
>heartily laugh at some ancient meme she found on 9gag
>finally, sexytime
>in the heat of it, whisper in her ear: "my waifu and I will vote Trump to stop white genocide"
>take off black socks to reveal white socks underneath
>ride the rodeo
>jizz on her Bernie poster
>drive off in your messy car
>>27825994
indeed, you are projecting
only the craziest virgin would go to such lengths to provide an exhaustive account of virginity indicators
it's virginity obsessive. an encyclopedic cataloging of insecurities. it's cute actually. but highly autistically virginal
>>27825932
its basically no uses anon, even the best best ping pong player in the world can't beat a wall. it is annoying that they will never have that moment of dawning comprehension of how wrong they were though.
>>27826040
See
>>27825994
>>27826037
9/10, would kek again
>>27825932
>the mental illness hucksters are circling the wagons.
baka...same tactics as Scientologists.
>>27826070
see
>>27826040
this is a fun loop
>>27826084
Glad you're reminding yourself of it now, my job is done.
>>27825799
>The entire implication behind this list is that they're identifiable to the observer.
So it all comes down to self-awareness. Do you actually care about what he does and thinks or do you just want him to not exhibit any symptoms? I can't even imagine what a guy would be like if he openly walked around like that. My uni has some obvious animelords but aside from that there aren't any major red flaggers I think. But I don't have a woman's eyes.
>>27826146
> Do you actually care about what he does and thinks or do you just want him to not exhibit any symptoms
The listed qualities are only cared about as much as they can be used to identify a kind of person. Someone who knows to hide those sort of qualities is precluded from the screening because of that social alacrity and awareness like you mentioned
>I can't even imagine what a guy would be like if he openly walked around like that. My uni has some obvious animelords but aside from that there aren't any major red flaggers I think
Ever since the whole GamerGate shitshow, a whole bunch of 18-20 something males like those have begun to crawl out of the woodwork, esp. on social media.
>>27822564
Wew lad, the only ones that describe me are:
>room is mess (don't have a car, technically don't have a desktop, documents also a mess)
>doesn't eat properly (skeleton)
>doesn't exercise regularly
>can't prepare a basic array of meals
>can't hold a proper conversation with the opposite sex
>Virgin walk
What is this?
>>27826429
It is this kind of springy gait virgins tend to have. It must come from pent up sexual energy. it's pretty much a dead giveaway.
>>27826490
Do you have like a video or a picture of the walk? I want make sure I don't do it
>>27826218
>Someone who knows to hide those sort of qualities is precluded from the screening because of that social alacrity and awareness like you mentioned
This is what I figured. I wonder how many people are hiding their power levels and walk among us unseen every day. Makes day-to-day life kind of interesting.
>>27826728
Quite a few, I'd imagine. And then to further speculate, there's probably a whole bunch of other subcultures and weird groups all masquerading themselves into the sea of normies, each of them thinking they're the unique ones.
>>27826037
wtf is with the black socks/white socks thing? all the normies i know who get sex on the regular wear white socks. not that it matters...
>>27826429
that walk you do when you see a group of girls walking towards you, that's one type of virgin walk, though
>>27826806
No idea, the first post just seems to be hung up on white socks
>wears white socks outside of exercise
>starts autistic rant on above point
>>27825360
>literaIIy being this triggered
If he has an opinion I don't like but can't refute, he is a virgin.
Ask him if he's had sex before, if he says no he's a virgin
>>27826945
"Provoke" not "triggered". Learn what words mean, young man. It will do not only credit to you, but to your entire generation. You don't want to bring shame upon your generation, do you?
Incidentally, I'm still waiting for you to offer something of substance. That's how you "win" exchanges like this. Personally, I think "winning" in this sort of circumstance is silly, but you seem to have some vested interest in it. I'm a charitable fellow when the mood hits me, so I'd figure I'd help you out.
>>literaIIy
As an aside, this really does trigger me. What is it with you kids and "literally"? People from my generation spouted "like" as their sort of verbal stutter, and it was just as irritating.
For the love of every god of the English language, stop raping the word "literally". And if you can't do that, at least learn how to spell it properly!
>>27826858
White socks look like shit. Especially worn w/ shoes that aren't sneakers. it's considered sloppy or juvenile, and is always bad form.
It's not a meme.
>>27827057
Madman
Bloxington Bloxworthy
>>27822564
This is pretty good. A lot of those are true about me.
Just fucking ask them. You guys act like being a virgin is a bad thing.
>>27824965
>dehumanizing=/=hurting my fee fee's
I'm not saying that this >>27822564
anon is dehumanizing, but I'm interested to know what definition you guys are using.
Because genuine dehumanization is pretty rare IMO, even among the much maligned "racists".
>>27822976
It's true for most people in the western world, virgin or not, male or not.
>>27827561
I want to know what a 'professional victim'.
>>27822564
look at all these (you)s!
you got it made s e n p a i
>>27823340
It's not a symptom of virginity but a symptom of autism.
>>27828243
Yes but is there a picture or something?
When I google it there's just pictures of an actual walk, for breast cancer awareness. Like an event.
