>one chance at life
>five feet nine inches
>>27809621
I did ok. Got this.
>one chance at life
>six feet three inches
ripped and good facial aesthetics too, too bad I'm autism and haven't left the house besides for gym and uni in 5 years
>>27809688
>lying for validation
>lying on the Internet for validation
>lying on r9k for validation
>one chance at life
>gay
>hair grows over my asshole
>once chance at life fucking me in the ass
>doesn't even give me a reach around
>>27809709
Do you honestly think normalfags come here for any reason other than validation?
>>27809621
I think 5'9 would be an ideal height for me, I may be a manlet but not the shortest manlet, also just the right size for trapping
>>27809744
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
>>27809621
>One chance at life
>20, but looks as if I never aged a day past 14
>>27809621
>>>>>>>>>>>>>5'6"
(height bloxx)
>one chance at life
>Mexican
>>27809780
That's fine, but not all of us are mentally ill.
I wanted to be a man, not some fucking halfling beta provider that aging women MAY settle for
>>27809956
I'm aware of my illness, And I'd probably lose the pantys and be a man if I met one girl who isn't a complete cunt (pic related)
>one chance at life
>mulatto and autistic
>>27809621
>have one chance at life
>five feet three inches
>one chance at life
>370 pounds
>>27809653
>white socks
She's autistic, isn't she?
>>27810339
Doesn't matter whether you're 5'3" or 5'9", you're still below 6' which is the bare minimum
>>27809621
>one chance at life
>neet
>browse /r9k/
>>27810778
yeah I'm sure if you woke up tomorrow 5'3 you'd still think that
>one chance at life
>Cut
>Twice
>>27809688
>havent left the house besides
>THESE NORMIE FUCKING ACTIVITIES WHERE I LEAVE THE HOUSE ON A DAILY BASIS
Kill yourself
>>27809621
>5'6"
>370lbs
>4" dick fully erect at bone base pushing fat out the way
>eyes are noticeably misaligned
>parents never had me get braces growing up, so I have some fucked up bottom teeth with buck teeth in the front
>hairier than a fucking hobbit
Has anyone seen the cuck fantasy poster lately? Threads like this are like a magnet for him.
>one chance at life
>insecure loser
>5'9
>Thick, greasy, curly hair
>only 6 inch penis
>200 pounds and all of it is fat
>lazy eye
>one leg is slightly shorter than the other
Genetic lottery did not like me
>5'6"
>good looks
>well paid job
>gf is 5'9"
Life is good.
>>27811022
Holyshit that sounds just like me, just 40 pounds less. I even had lazy eye at one point,
>>27811072
(actually 60) edit
>>27811060
You forgot the part where your "girlfriend" fucks a real man behind your back
>one chance at life
>fetal alcohol syndrome
thanks mom
at least I have big boobs
>>27811101
I'm a real man. Why would she be interested in someone else? Why would she want to fuck a fat smelly neet, just because he is taller?
>>27811105
Are you the female version of me?
>tfw you know you're a stupid fuck and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>27811105
You could make money as a stripper or escort in that case.
>>27811415
been thinking about selling snapchat
>>27811702
Or become a sugar baby instead. Though you need to be reasonably attractive.
>>27810906
>Not starving yourself and using your lack of testosterone due to being a fat child to become qt 3.14
>Not getting hair removed via laser after losing weight
>Not spending all of your money to become attractive.
>one chance at life
>gigantic stoner
>>27810778
this is objectively false and annoying as fuck for real manlets
fuck off tallfag
>one chance at life
>total loser
>>27811337
I had near perfect grades so I use that as a rationalization I don't have any impairment.
>still not convinced
>>27810778
Says the 6' virgin while manlets are out there getting pussy.
>>27811337
I had near perfect grades so I use that as a rationalization for having no impairment.
>still not convinced
>>27809621
>one chance at life
>manlet beta bitch
All I ever wanted was to be physically powerful
>>27811786
oh NOW my previous post shows up
>>27809621
Holy shit, I feel the exact same way. Does anyone else just look at people like your pic related and other gigantic, strong alphas and wish you were ATLEAST 6'0". FUCK my life.
>>27811169
Whatever you say bub, just don't forget to prep the bull
>>27811844
Nah, I don't. I'm perfectly happy being a short alpha. Much better than being a lanklet virgin.
>one chance at life
>ugly lanky female
I have no value
>one chance at life
>like playing video games
>>27809621
fuck off im 5'7 you can't even comprehend this feel
>>27811996
And? I'm also 5'7" and doing fine. Maybe you should go out and get laid.
>>27812196
>I'm doing fine
>on r9k so late at night
Whatever you say big guy
>>27811947
To be more specific than ugly and lanky. What is wrong with you? What makes you so unwanted, can you go into more detail?
>>27812218
>late at night
It's midday here, sparky. I'm shitposting from work. And getting paid nicely for it.
>>27812264
Whatever you say you little midget. Whatever you say
>one chance at life
>be a 6'3 skelly
I look like the Grim Reaper on crack
>>27812279
Whatever you say, poorfag neet virgin.
>one chance at life
>not born Adolf Hitler
>>27812244
Unattractive face, too tall. What more is there to say?
>one chance at life
>poor
>>27812834
>one chance at life
>die
I TRIED SO HARD
>>27809621
>one chance at life
>aspergo
I would've gotten away with it too if people (including myself) didn't judge so harshly based on first impressions
One chance at life
>low test
>5'4" manlet
>124lbs
>3.5" cocklet
>underarms cursed with hyperhydrosis
>crippling anxiety, can't look anyone in the eyes/face
>stress induced stomach ulcers
Just kill me already
>>27810305
>one chance at life
>mulatto and autistic
i know that that feel to real am mulatto an social autistic an sister who mulatto but mulatto women have it easy why even live.
>>27812834
Literally that's the worst combination aside the ultimate born poor and in 3rd world country. You can mask your height and poor genetics with money. Sure people will call it "compensation" but guess who's going to afford latest gadgets and travelling. Who can safely NEET and who's going to wake up 5.45 am just to get to work at 7?
>>27811105
be my ugly cow tits gf
>>27811947
>>27812373
reminder that any manlet on this board would be your bf
>>27812373
>too tall
About how much too tall are we talking about?I'm 6'4", i would be interested if you'd be taller than me
here I go
>26
>6'1
>balding
>jowls due to genetically shit skin
>crooked potato nose
>psoriasis and face flaking
>6 inch penis
>no jaw or chin
>bitch eyebrows
Seriously considering suicide
>one chance at life
>5 inch pencil dick
>ED
>lvl 2 severity autism
>dyspraxia
>ADD
>visual snow syndrome
>100% socially retarded
>people are literally frightened of me
>got neglected as a child
>never got an education
>parents didn't teach me anything
>locked in a room most of my life
>physically abusedbut at least im 6'2
holy shit this board filled with fucking autistic manchlidren arguing over anything
>>27813340
4chan r9k banner please
>>27813340
>said the manlet instigating an argument over arguments
>>27810357
Not in the least. I might be a bit. Definitely ADHD (actual diagnosis, had been medicated for it)
>>27814487
You got Jew'd buddy
>>27813340
spot the manlet cuck
>>27814520
Neato. Got free adderall
>>27813340
You must be new here. Everyone is arguing who is the biggest loser of them all, and anyone who is less of a loser gets told reeee normie gtfo. A race to the bottom.
>one chance at life
>ginger
>>27809621
>One chance at life
>Dropped outta college
>6'4"
>370 lbs
>Ugly
>Personality of a neo-nazi retard
>6/10 Gf is the legal age to fuck, 16
>I love anime
>Wagecuck
>Comes here to laugh at KHV NEETS
>one chance at life
>discover 4chan
>one chance at life
>5'5
>skeleton
>balding
>ton of skin conditions
>bad teeth
WAKE ME UP
is this a competition in who can be the biggest and ugliest retard?
>6'1
>high testerone
>visible jawline
>muscular
>7/10 face
>beard
>8" dick
Am I a normie?
>one chance at life
>10'5" with a 16"x12" cock
Stop blaming your height for your own failures. I'm 5' 3" and I've been getting through life just fine. Stop being a bitch
>>27809621
>>one chance at life
>>curly hair
It's Tom Baker-era Dr. Who curly. I have the option of shaving it or looking permanently rumpled and unkempt.
>worse: all the men on my mother's side were balding by 25
>i have perhaps three years at the outside left
>>27809621
>6 foot
>hairy af
>flat ass
>glasses
>busted ass mouth
>big nose
>autismo the magnificent
But yeah being 6 foot really sealed the deal in my life.
>>27815324
You're worse, you're a chad
You don't BELONG HERE GET OUT AND GO BACKTO TINDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27815324
You're a liar is what you is Tim.
>>27809621
At least you're not 5'7
>5'9.5"
>acne
>phimosis
>poor
>kissless virgin
I'm a good weight and I'm healthy but that's it.
>>27809621
You know who else is 5'9? Motherfucking Goku.
>go to doctor's office
>nurse measures height
>"5'9" and 3/4. Nice and tall." she says
>my fucking face when
>>27809688
>ripped and good facial aesthetics too
>>27809621
>he thinks 5'9 is a "bad" height
