Is Sagittarius the ideal robot sign?
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Is Sagittarius the ideal robot sign?
A deeply repressed sag-like nature strikes me as very robot, yes
You have to be really failing to be a robot Sagittarius.
See: me.
Sags are usually chad signs
>>27807001
He must have a big horse dick, pretty similar to me to be honest
I'm a Taurus. is Taurus a robot sign?
>>27807045
What? Sagittarius are known to be calm and introvert
Sagit tard ius is not a robot sign.
>>27807080
Wrong a dong dog chicken original comment
>>27807080
>>27807161
I thought sagittariuses just like freedom and expression a lot and could be either
>>27807240
I'm not really sure desu. I don't follow made up philosophical bullshit much.
Aquarius is the robot sign.
> Believing the apparent position of stars the day of your birth has influence ober your personality.
>>27807001
Virgo is the robot sign
>tfw Virgo and INTP
I am ascended
>>27807374
>ober
Sagittarius is leader tier
see: Aioros
People who are cancer, virgo or acuarius are the autistic/weak shits
>>27807374
Such a Virgo thing to say.
Sagittarius by definition is outgoing and a cheater.
The closest thing to a 'sign' for r9k would be a water sign. r9k was actually originally a board for 'gentlemen' - these are intelligent, sensitive, empathic, shy guys who have concern for other people but are constantly beaten back and forced to retreat to their dark corner of the ocean because of how harsh and materialistic normies can be. In this case, the true gentleman\robot is a Pisces.
>>27807045
>Am Sag.
>Am chad as fuck.
>Busted a load down my girlfriend's throat twenty minutes ago.
>>27807374
It's to do with the position of the moon and the way its gravitation subtly affects the water in your body as it is being formed.
The constellations merely happen to correspond to that.
>Astrology
>>27807490
pisces is homosexual
Justin bieber is piscis
>tfw Sagittarius/Capricorn
JUST
>>27807607
Outgoing, adventurous social climber with passive-aggressive tendencies, and amazing organisation skills.
Gemini reporting in
i am basically a living tumblr joke, half chad in social situations and half gran autismo.
also, does may 22 count as gemini?bong bong
>>27807607
>tfw capricorn
>supposed to be hard-working, stable, stalwart and all of these other things I'm not
Astrology is dumb dumb
>le magical universe meme signs
>>27807001
Cancerbot looking for Femscorpio here
I look back at my life and see that all the girls I ever actually liked have been scorpios, virgos, and some libras
Doesn't matter if you "believe" in it or not. I just took inventory and these are the results.
The guys I get along with tend to be scorpios and leos
>>27807398
>tfw also ascending with your INTP/Virgbro
>>27807764
>Femscorpio
Tell us about your sexual experiences with these women, anon.
>>27807001
I'm born in late November, the season where things die. It's awfully fitting.
>>27807641
>>27807686
>mfw INTJ masterrace too
tfw pisces aries cusp is the ultimate
>>27807686
>Born under the reliable capricorn
>Be a degenerate bitch
fucking disgrace son
>>27807001
I don't typically 100% believe in the daily horoscope readings,however, if you look at the connectivity with your matched signs it is pretty true for instance im Gemini and my matched signs are Aquarius Sagittarius and Libras and I do believe those are the people I get along with best my kryponites at virgos Pisces and scorpios or something like that.
>>27807764
>tfw no scorpio gf
/leo/ master race
>>27807899
Yeah you would have a smug face.
>>27807783
I can't tell many stories because I only ever had one gf but she was a scorpio.
The sex was intense, she was very demanding as a romantic partner. Every time we did it she left some kind of mark on my body that I would discover later. I think sex was more of a power play for her but she was also surprisingly uncomplicated in bed and communicated well. Don't know what else to say, except that she took love and sex very seriously. She was more like a spider than a scorpio, it always felt like there was some kind of net around me.
>>27807884
Agreed. I'm almost exclusively looking for girls like her, if I ever get a gf again.
Whenever I take this "Which Valar are You?" quiz I end up with Orome, which is pretty much the LOTR equivalent of this.
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-which-of-the-valar-are-you-quiz
>>27807797
>>27807490
My pisces brothers laying it down to these Chads.
>>27807398
>Virgo
>ENTJ
>Raised by single mother who didn't accept help from her family.
>Virgin
>Diagnosed with MDD and visited psychiatric ward three times in one year
For fellow /Virgins/ there is no other form of suffering as to believe that your current situation will never get better. A testament to a Virgo characteristic is the desire for wealth and fortune.
>>27807001
wojak meme edit when
Aquarius reporting in.
Normiesigns fuck off
>>27810312
I'm Aquarius as well, Please define how star signs are normie.
>>27807001
Virgo you retard.
You've got a (You) from one.
>>27810312
Reporting in.
The game truly was rigged from the start.
>>27807001
Cancer here
>>27807001
>Not Virgo
>>27807001
pisces is the master race robot sign
Leo here
>>27807446
More like Sagittarius dying early teir
Aries master race reporting in
>>27807001
You guys.. So silly. We all know that Cancer is. Again an ironically fitting name.
>INTP
>Cancer
Just. FUCK. My. SHIT. Up.
>>27811270
My nigga
>tfw you have the most chad zodiac sign but you're nowhere near chad
>>27811434
>INFP
>Scorpio
I don't even know what I am anymore
>people still believe in astrology
What the fuck
>>27811634
>people still believe in free will
I don't get it either, man
>tfw Scorpio
what does this mean?
I don't really buy into the astrology month/birth memes that much
>>27811645
free will is a moot point
>>27811660
It means you're a cunt.
>>27811682
wow buddy, you're a crazy guy
>>27807852
I know
It's literally a cosmic error of minute proportions
>people who believe in intp infp erp shit
>people who believe in astrology space signs
>people who believe they are robots because of things they couldn't control when they are robots because they're genetic failures and it's 100% all their fault
>>27807001
is eggman the ideal robot?
>be Saggy
>intrinsic sense of leadership
>be born in a family that nurtured cuck qualities and has full retard personalities
I know how to win a woman but I can't do it myself. Seeing relationships be complete horseshit doesn't really motivate me to look for a partner. It's a problem of me not wanting it enough in the end, if I tried many times I could finally do it at least once. Tried a few times and my guts let me down, better wait for sweet release of death.
>>27807001
I'm Sagittarius, and I don't know what to do with my life. Your theory may be true.
>tfw you were born only 1 day away from being an alpha Leo
JUST
