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>if singles, last digit decides how many hours you take off
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>if singles, last digit decides how many hours you take off from r9k
>if dubs you must take a week off from r9k
>if trips you must take a month off from r9k
>if quads you forget that r9k exists and are set free
>if quints your oneitis will finally realize what a nice guy you are and date you
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Rolling for freedom desu datte bayo
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>>27795920
Well, you got fucked.
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rolling aswell

this is a fucking original coment plx fuck off ugly robot
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>>27796107
>>27796145
See you tonight chaps!
>>27795920
Get fucked m8
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>>27795871
Gangsta gangsta

>ayy this robot is tight af
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Rollan I suppose
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rollerino
Oh, I'm a good old rebel,
Now that's just what I am,
And for this yankee nation,
I do not give a damn.
I'm glad I fought a ganner,
I only wish we won.
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I've done.

I hates the yankee nation and everything they do.
I hates the declaration of independence, too.
I hates the glorious union, t'is dripping with our blood.
I hates the striped banner, and fit it all I could

I rode with Robert E. Lee,
For three years, thereabout.
Got wounded in four places,
And I starved at point lookout.
I catched the rheumatism
A campin' in the snow.
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more.

3 hundred thousand Yankees
Is stiff in southern dust.
We got 3 hundred thousand
Before they conquered us
They died of Southern Fever
And southern steel and shot
I wish there were 3 million
Instead of what we got.
I can't pick up my musket
And fight 'um down no more
But I ain't gonna love 'um
Now that is certain sure
And I don't want no pardon
For what I was and am
I won't be reconstructed
And I do not give a damn
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>>27796280
Oh well i tried
boxxroblox
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Some time off wouldn't hurt
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rolling

Textless posts are not allowed.
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>>27795871
rolling but really original i swear
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>>27795871
singles please, I need to get some stuff done today.
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>>27796478
easy enough, see you faggots in 8 hours.

/select all the waffles/
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I could use some free time desu
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>>27796551
See ya soon, fucko!
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Alright famjoree let's do this.
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>>27795871

Quints will never happen. She's forgotten me already.
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>>27795871
Rolling for oneitis.
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>>27796666
Quads status: checkeroo'd
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>>27796666
FUCK. So close. bloxxxx
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>>27795871
rolling for quadsz
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original rollbcause i'm not original
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>>27796499
>>27795871
See you in a week fag. Also, rolling
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>>27796666
Bye bye robot
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>>27795871
Rolling for quads get me out of here
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probably for the best anyway
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>>27795871
Six digits in a rowwwwww
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;-;

oregano comicon
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>>27795871
rolllllllllolollo
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>>27795871
sure
ocococococococococococococococococococococococococ
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Rollorinorinorini
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>>27796666
So long space robot

Originalitivo
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>your oneitis will finally realize what a nice guy you are and date you

You sound delusional if you claim to be a "nice guy"

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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Get me off this shit board
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el juan cena
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>>27795871
>nice guy
>date you
i would prefer to fuck her
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>>27795871
The one time I don't want dubs... rolling
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>>27795871
Let my robots go
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Catholic guilt, combined with the pressure of my peers, has persuaded me to take a forbearance in equivalence to the aforementioned rules.
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>>27798750
Blasphemy, that didn't count. Reroll.
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farewell fuckers
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>>27795871
r0arwling
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>>27798840
Is that a 10 or a 0
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Rollin', ballin', pls be quads.
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>>27798880
Fuck my life. I'm doomed.
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>>27795871
Please help pleaseee
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>>27795871
Sure, why da fig not
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>quints your oneitis will finally realize what a nice guy you are and date you

Quints only get you date?! hahah that's pathetic as shit. Like you get your one wish and its for something that lame. Let's be honest, even if you did go on a date with your oneitus (another pathetic concept all together), you are still the same pathetic, sad person before that has no chance at pulling off a sucsessful date so it's just hilarious. God I hope some amount of r9k robots are real and not just trolls because holyloly just kill yourself.
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>>27799888
>Quints only get you date?! hahah that's pathetic as shit.
TRIPPPSSS NIGGER THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISRESPECTING THE R9K GODS

GTFO FOR 1 MONTH
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>>27795871
set me free nigguh
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>>27799969
It's okay, I was just visiting. The rest of you robots are stuck in this pit forever. I also got double dubs and trips, meaning I've accomplished more in one post than any of you have your entire lives. Check em bruh.
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>>27795871
god save me from this site
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quads get
commento originale!
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>>27799969
I'll tell you what, when the r9k God leaves his neet den, he can make me leave.
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>>27795871
Fucking shitpost, hope everyone sages.
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Im gonna kill myself but nobody cares anyways
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Roll for sleep
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roll

[DMX]
Arf arf
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr)
Uh, yeah don't get it twisted
This rap shit, is mine
Motherfucker, it's not, a fucking, game
Fuck what you heard
It's what you hearing
It's what you hearing (Listen)
It's what you hearing (Listen)
It's what you hearing (Listen)

[Verse 1]
X gon' give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon' deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
'Cause I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sending me
You motherfuckers never wanted nothing
But your life said, bitch that's for the light day
I'm getting down, down
Like a nigga said freeze
But won't be the one ending up on his knees Bitch Please
If the only thing you cats did is come out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker

[Chorus - DMX]
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go let it go
X gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
[Repeat once]
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Why am I even doing this

Leave me alone robocop
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>>27795871
Might as well try this.
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I am here forever pham
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>>27796666
Wow. Have a nice life robot. Don't wait for us on the other side. Most of us will never escape like you.
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plz god plz god plz god
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low number plz, I don't want to leave
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Jdkcndnek
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Rolling desu desu


Oregano comentario desu
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Original paste cheese
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>>27800188
Nice one
See you in a week faggot
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fgghkdkyhkutgvhjuhjkgl.i6yjgfkgfkul
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>>27795871
Rollin so I can get some work done
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goodbye enjoy all your dank memes robotos! i cant go on any longer, life is impatient and hurts too much to breathe. all this disappointment finally has taken a toll on me, ive been homeless far too long and barely surviving and my last departure is gone and now im left with the only departure we all eventually face, problem is that one way is that im gone for good now, here and also life, who knows, but i know all is lost and in that process i am lost. these dreams are haunting me, i cant handle the constant sleep wake cycle where it feels im awake 24/7. am i actually here writing this? yes i think i am.. which life is this. fuck i missed the ship and now im stuck, fuck fuck fuck batteries al almost dead, oh well just another reminder of the inevitable.. im sorry i tried to make it but i never made it. everythings a constant sorrow, just stay home where its safe. no ones nice to anyone. they are all like bugs, emotionlessly fiending for themselves. its horrible, i should have stayed home, now im stuck and in a dead end. im so so sorry it ended like this i have no other choice. im so damn stupid. so sorry, last transmission almost out, t-minus several minutes. i give up like ths feint wifi single i have motionlessly crept upon. everythings sinking, this is luck that its getting sent out, family is out my apologies have a good life enjoy everything and stay home mostly. well i dont know what else, i made it this far on this earth walking alone. tiems were fun and most were totally horrible. like the time i slept in bathrooms alone and even that winter where i had nothing. ya, fun times. intense scenes of horror have been felt to live continuously, now im stuck and maybe ill walk thru this alive, but ill have to ditch everything. maybe ill be back. if i am maybe ill say something silly, like Rubber duckey. haha youre so funny. its gunna be a long walk, i have no one else to say my possible final words, dont forget to watch those reruns of anime just for me okay anons?
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>>27800644
see you in one week fucking faggot
234
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>>27795871
ill be a bit more dangerous, if singles i kill myself. im fucking ready
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>>27800775
Stream it faggot
>original
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>>27800674
you cant make me do anything, lets see you walk a across the fucking tundra
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heres and original one to comment about, i guess
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>>27800915
my toes are numb
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>>27801555
TRIPPPPSSSS FUCING NIGGER SEE U NEXT MONTH
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Rolling for great justice.

ORIGINOR COMMENTU
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>>27800000
Also, rollan
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>>27795871
Alright here we go quads me up, son
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I need quads to survive
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>>27795871
fuck you nigger. lets see what happens.
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>>27795871
>roll threads on /r9k/
Well guys it was fun while it lasted, the board is fucking dead.
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Make me free again.
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