>Dad finds your poop bucket
>>27795668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kg34LCIrwK
>>27795668
>Aunt finds your cum bowl
>>27795668
>mom found the fuck box
>Grandma lit the cum candles during Thanksgiving dinner
>>27795740
The sweet aroma of your burning jizz is an experience to be enjoyed by all, not selfishly hidden. Not on Thanksgiving, of all days.
omg.
why do you sick freaks save this stuff?
doesn't it start to smell?
goddam, just go to the bathroom.
>>27795740
TFW dad paited over your semen collage in the basement
>>27795668
We had this thread last night it started with piss bottles, poop bucket, poop bags, piss bucket, piss bags, peeing on dirty clothes, peeing under the bed, peeing out the window, poop basket, poop tube peeing in the garage, poop tube and some guy throuh out the thread saying hes paid 800 a month for getting fucked in the ass hy 2 married guys and last but not least piss condoma, and the cum shirts etc
>>27795797
Poop ziplock bag it seals and no smell, also piss bottles or piss ziplock bag
>>27795668
>Dad found the dildocopter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU-ur7PL9Vk
>>27795826
I was the guy talking about throwing my cum on the ceiling and walls after I came, it would dry in long gooey streaks on my white wall and turn yellow almost impossible tonget off, were the gay guy saying he getsbpaid to let them fuck him in the ass but he wont fuck them becuase its gay?
>>27795815
I had it covering my walls I liked hearing the splat from throwing it, after years of doing this it fucked my room up I'm sure they knew but never brougut it up with what was left I would wipe the cum on my dresser
>>27795826
Was a bretty good night.
>>27795891
No but I did talk about freezer 1 gallon ziplock bags for shitting in
>mom finds your jizz bottle in the bottom of the closet
>>27795826
>he doesn't use cum shirts
>he doesn't use piss bottles
give me a fucking break.
>>27795915
Holy shit I do this do. It turns brown and it's impossible to clean off. I remember when we switched to DirecTV and the woman came into my room to install the box. I wanted to hang myself.
>>27795928
Ya it was but the guy saying its to gay for him to fuck a guy in the ass but he lets them do it was top notch faggotry
I sprinkle my piss all over the carpet so that it dries out quicker. I'm surprised I haven't been caught doing this yet.
>>27795933
My dad walked in on me jerking off to shemales, had headphones on to loud he came home 2 hours early I thought I was going to suicide after that I'm pretty sure he saw me cumming
>>27795960
Ya its bad senpai, my parents tolled me ti wipe my dresser off and my dad said it looks like I spilled some "kind of sugar" on it
Serious question
Why are you guys pooing in buckets?
Why not poo in loo?
>>27795985
>My dad walked in on me jerking off to shemales
I need to just stop jerking off to traps altogether
>>27795964
I just crack garage door open and piss under it, also I'm a sink pisser, its so much easier but if those options arent up I just use bottles if it fills up and I cantnstop I just piss on my laundry
>>27796003
Sometimes you cant leave your bedroom do to people or a video game
>>27796009
I just lock the door 24/7 now the damage was already done I saw the look on his face christ, I know he saw it be uase he tapped me on the shoulder and it scared the shit out of me, we didnt talk for about 2 weeks was akward as fuck, piss bottles came in very handy
>>27796003
Because then you don't have to leave your room. If I can see the sun it reminds me what time it is and I would prefer to avoid that. Even if you cover the poop bucket it really starts to smell terrible after a couple of days, and you have to empty it.
>grampy got the puss box
>>27796062
You have my condolences anon. Do not an hero over it.
And now that the cat is out of the bag, perhaps you could ask him to help send you to a threapist for porn addiction.
Thanks, guys. After reading this thread, I realized that things could be a lot, lot worse.
>>27796089
What you fap too
>>27796062
>I know he saw it becuase he tapped me on the shoulder
I think I would have lost my bowels right there
>uncle found the keys to the shed
>>27796064
Thats why I use ziplock bags to shit in well fuck, senpai as I was typing this I farted on the couch and just shit my self, no one is home so no worries but I hate the feeling of walking to clean up and that smoosh in my ass and my taint covered in goo
>they found my loli folder
>>27796119
Depends on what I'm in the mood for. But a whole bunch of shit. Regular degenerate 3D like brazzers ect, but also traps, shota, straight shota, loli, BDSM (3d and 2d), and incest. I've been watching porn for a long time, but when I started I never would have imagined I'd get fetishes like this
>>27796122
It was a top 10 bad xp in my life I hardly came out of the room when he was home, I would grab food for the day as soon as he was gone and not leave till the next foraging
>>27796199
That is unfortunate
>>27796167
do you not piss everywhere when you're shitting in that bag? every time i pass a turd i pee, even if it's just a little.
>>27796190
Its a strange spiral of fappening, start at A end up at Xy2 or some shit
These threads are my favourites
>>27795960
lel
Me too. But my sister saw it when she was visiting me and saw it painting my room and where my couch is in the living room. She instantly knew by the look on her face
>>27795668
>tfw my sister-in-law's husband's brother found my booger flask
>>27796257
I have to pee when I shit too, I start off by peeing what I can in the baggy, it gives it weight to hold down then I shit in the bag, I keep toilet paper inside the bag to wipe my ass and then place TP back intonbag seal it up g2g
>>27795815
Why do you jerk off in the celler desu? It's scary af
>>27796257
Shitting in ziplock bags is dumb. Thats like $.03 every time you shit, and it adds up if your parents don't just buy them. They're a pain to clean and reuse vs a bucket. It's easy to miss, you can't piss at the same time, you get shit all over your hands when you try to stuff asswipe in the bag with the poo.
Poop buckets are clearly the better option, but you'll want to get one of pic related or your family members are going to start asking questions about the odor
>>27796337
Why don't you just shit out the window?
>>27796257
On the other note it was strange I didnt have to POO but when I farted liquid came out wasnt as bad as I thought, I should just throw them away
>>27796352
I've had the window completely boarded up and covered with blankets for years.
>>27796273
Is she hot? Maybe she is dtf
>>27795826
that was a quality threadmore like literal shitposting
>mom found 5 cum t shirt
she wanted to wash them and i found them in the laundry they smelled horrible
Fuck
>>27796352
My friend when we were younger shit out his window, he was scared to hang ass over farther ao when he shit it got all over the wall kek
I used to jizz in a small glass container and freeze it to preserve so that I could cook with it.
Mom found the glass container but never asked me about it. I realllllllly reallllllly hope she had no idea what it was.
>>27796406
Why not just wipe it under your desk like I do?
>>27796406
5? Senpai just keep 1, I bet your mom even smelled it ugg didnshe bring it up ever?
>>27796457
Is this B8? I remember a guy on /b/ jizzing in a frying pan and cooking it, I use to cum in an ice cube tray and freeze it I have no idea why I did this parents tossed it out
>tfw great-grandaunt found my precum condom
>>27796373
If there is a fire you are fucked
>>27796337
Ya but a poo bucket is big, i had a friend who would sometimes shit in this big ass plant he had in his room, He wouldn cover the shit up in the potting soil but if you got close enough you could smell it
>>27796459
wat
>>27796480
i like to use new ones and all of them were pretty much completely used up after being cumed on daily for about 10 years
omg she must have smelled them fuck
she found them because she was going through my trash. I know
i saw a screencap of a guy who said he jizzes on tinfoil, waits till it dries and then scrapes it off, pulverizes it, puts it in small bags and sells it on the streets as drugs
pretty good idea when the neetbux ain't enough
>>27795668
...And? He's the environmentalist fucking lunatic who taped up our toilet and now forces the whole family to shit in buckets
>dog found the Pepsi clock
>>27796524
I let my friend model a Mario out of green modeling clay, He said it smelt strange and asked if I fucked it I denied and said no but truth is I was cumming in it daily, was in this type of thread last night.
>>27796559
>shit in this big ass plant he had in his room
sounds like some great fertilizer
>>27796560
After I jack off I just wipe the cum under my desk it drys and makes a coating, sometimes it flakes orange/yellow pieces on me though
>>27796504
Not b8, sadly. I used to have a cum fetish. Literally could only get off watching cumshot and bukkake porn. I was super turned on by the thought of swallowing my own cum, but I didn't really like the taste.
Instead I would cum in a glass sauce dish and freeze it. When I made things like ramen, mac, etc. I'd thaw some jizz and put in it. Then I'd be super turned on while I was eating it.
Really fucked up, I know. I don't do it anymore, though.
>>27796560
Why the fuck is she going through your trash? Do you think she rubbed them on her clit?
>>27796597
>friend found the jizz Mario
>>27796597
i knowpic is mfw i posted in the thread yesterday
>>27796570
I think I remember thia senpai, he would mix it with drugs and sell it, they would be snorting dried cum
>>27796605
My nigga I remember seeing this post, his plant was healthy thats for sure
>>27796622
You cum on your wall under your desk? wtf why?
>>27796639
Because she's crazy and thinks i throw away important things. My room is the only clean one in the apartment. She's a fucking hoarder and retarded
>>27796064
I think im going to create and sell a human sized litter box for depressed shut ins.
This is an untapped market.
What the fuck are we all doing seems like half this thread is from last night/this morning kek and here we all are again
>>27795668
>find your dad using your poop bucket
Post your piss bottles with timestamp
>>27795668
>not pooping into a ziplock
>literal India tier
>>27796624
Damn that is fucked up, I once jacked off on a spoon and ate it, the thought was a turn on but doing it eh, so you would have a rager while eating ramen?
>mum found the cum kangaroo
>>27796690
They kind of have those already, now if you could make a "Shamwow" for cum you would be a god, imagine it? Smells good absorbs crazy amounts of jizz, anti mushroom growing
i once ran out of milk so i jizzed into my coffee instead true story dont steal
>>27796525
The boards aren't nailed in, just leaning against the outside wall. Blankets are tacked into the drywall. I could get out if I needed to
>>27796678
Sounds like she is nust snooping? What I woukd do is start cumming in condoms and let her find those
>>27796710
Took mine out this morning had to play it safe
Ever went into the woods, dug a hole next to a tree and took a shit in it?
It feels so good and natural, it feels like your shit is feeding the plants.
Completely different than just flushing it down the toilet.
>>27796624
>I was super turned on by the thought of swallowing my own cum, but I didn't really like the taste.
I started eating my own jizz years ago. Not for sexual reasons. I masturbate too much and I figured that eating the jizz would help recycle some of the stem cells or whatever.
Tastes like bleach. Has the texture of glue. I prefer eating boogers.
My apartment is pretty small, and the door to my bathroom is facing my bedroom door across a >1 meter hallway, so I'm kinda lucky that I'm never really tempted by laziness to piss in a bottle cause it's such a short walk.
If my bathroom was up a flight of stairs however then it may be a different story.
>sister found the stinky slinky
>PeePaw found the pus plates
Ever went into the woods, dug a hole next to a tree and took a shit in it?
Yea all the time. I don't enjoy doing it though because wiping my ass with rocks sucks and isn't effective. Then I have to walk to a bathroom with poop smeared anal hair to clean out the rest
>>27796721
Kind of. You know how you can be super turned on, but not necessarily have a rock hard erection? It was like that, I'd normally watch porn while I ate then go jerk off after I finished.
Had to keep the supply up.
Also my captcha was of noodles. Must be a sign.
>tfw she poops from there
>>27796868
>she pushes big stinky shits from there
>>>27796868
ew poopys
>brother found my cumglass
>he drank it cause he thought it's a milkshake
>i blew him in return
>now we're gay for each other
I don,t know about eating it, but my cum smells so good to me.
I love to watch my cum shoot/spill out at climax more than any porn I may be watching, when I cum on my abdomen, some of it would just drip down on my thumb and I would spend half a minute bringing it to my nose and enjoying the smell of it,
almost getting turned on by it again. Even the odor my armpits leave on my shirts would make me feel a pleasant rush of energy and turned on whenever I smell it.
I would sometimes wear shirts twice or three times, but every time I would always iron it before putting it on. Whenever I iron the creases for the sleeve, armpit area, I would dip my nose into it and get a jolt of wakefulness in the morning.
It's not a strong odor, it's just pleasant turn on.
>>27796835
Means cum in ramen senpai
>>27797070
Maybe you are gay senpai? From what I read you sound like you are, you like cum, watching guys cum, smelling guys odor hmm
>>27797021
Kek thats pretty gay, I knew a guy who got sucked off by a shemale when he was drunk everyone knew but him ya we tolled him he was pissed
>>27796902
Nothing to me worse then a hot chick leaving bathroom, smells like liquid SHIT, and pieces of shitty lettuce floating around toilet
>>27796833
When people swim in this creek here I go to the deeper end up stream and shit and piss into it
>>27796812
Be that as it may try a piss bottle, I just pee in my sink even though the toilet is there, I shit myself earlier in the thread so now I'm on the toilet pooping and peeing
>>27797070
All of this is super gay man you have to be at least Bifurious
>>27796804
You ever try to sell your jizz online? I'm sure there is a market for it
>>27796803
I've done this I use TP though wiping butthole with leafs sucks I am not about to use my hand
>>27796753
Why would you cum in coffee? Besides you running out of milk
>>27796710
This anyone have a shit bag or bucket with pics?
>>27797345
no bc it's just a meme
piss bottles are real though, I used to do that when i was lazy
>>27797253
Heterosexual, I don't get turned on by guys. Not as gay as fucking eating your own cum, is that ultra gay then?
>>27797445
>eating YOUR OWN cum
>not another man in sight
>not another man's
>gay
plz explain your logic?
>headmistress found the pornograph
>>27797382
Ive pissed in hundreds of bottles and a few times shit in a garbage bag, never a bucket or baggy though
>>27796597
Did you ever tell your friend he was playing in your cummies and clay?
went down to good will and picked up a pair of large fuzzy boots. Threw one away and use the other for jacking off.
>tfw mee maw finds the cum boot.
>tfw mom cleaned the vomit trashcan
>>27797713
goodwill doesn't sell used women's panties does it?
>>27798165
secondhand stores don't sell undergarments like socks/underwear/pajamas
never stopped people from donating them though
>tfw mom finds the skeletons in your closet
ROBROS where you at we need more stories I was shitposting here last night and still am now
