Best of 4 chan thread. Post your best half chan content
Blessed is the mind too small for Originality
good 1 here
rage inducing boner
Anon tries to explain why addiction is a disease
>>27794371
>2016
>not having your pants pockets tailored
t fw, screw off robot
>>27794371
Sensible keks
>>27794430
I hope this is real. This was amazing.
>>27794570
You might enjoy my fav greentext
>>27794592
except not a greentext
>half chan
>>>8gag
sure I'll post a couple
originalreply
I remember this thread, fucking hilarious, loved every second of it
>>27794732
and another one bloxblox
>>27793385
Thisis my favourite content.
here i sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted
>>27794732
Those are the best kinds of threads. I bet you it was civil and comfy as fuck.
Do they need to be funny?
>>27795805
oh dear this hurts...
TEXTTEXTEXTTEXTTEXTLOREMIPSUMNIGGERFAGGOT
>>27795734
they also produce the most interesting screencaps
I don't have anymore funny greentexts so I'll post feels instead
>>27795887
last one of these that I have
Mo' feels
Classic feels
>>27795948
>that post about the Catholic League
/his/, the conception
>>27795948
nevermind I have alot more of these
>>27796015
Feminine dicks, classic.
I dont have much, but here's one of my favorite.
Newfag getting BTFO
>>27796041
another one for the roadblox
>>27794592
Cliffs, faggot
Origninal
>>27796049
lel'd heartily, I think I've saw it in the past but fuck
Pikachus
>>27794592
>tfw you'll never be able to experience teenage love
>>27796110
its fake as fuck bro, but still
sadfasdfdfg
>>27794592
I came here to laugh not cry what the fuck
classic /int/ cultureswap
I didn't save it, but I saw a screencap yesterday of a thread where a girl passed out at a party got literal shat on, turds on deck.
Had me in the morgue.
>>27793385
I wonder who could be behind this thread. Surely not a redditor looking for some nice content to post on r/4chan, right ?
One of the more sadistic 4chan posts I've ever seen
OP here
we need to balance out the feels
post all your laffs
original content probably
>>27796212
Dude ammonia and bleach makes chlorine gas
this is a great one, /tv/ is always great
>>27796294
what a legend omg
wrong taxi
>>27793385
this whole thing: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27778646/
>>27796259
What a fucking faggot!
How can anyone be this much of a cunt? I really hope this is fake and was made to karmawhore.
I remember when gets meant something
>>27796312
The only reason you'd care about him posting it to reddit is that you're a redditor too. Nobody fucking cares.
this one always gets me
robotorinooo
I wonder how much of these I capped myself I'm not even sure at some point
>>27796455
They still do mean something.
This is an /r9k/ classic: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/10624572
anon lives with his blind sister
>>27796455
>talks about gets nostalgically
>screencap from 2010+5
Pretty sure you're an "oldfag" back from 2014.
>>27796483
oh my fucking god this is hilarious
>>27796529
nah I just don't have any old screencaps from this computer I bought in 2014. probably have them on an older drive somewhere around here.
>>27796397
probably the pest post in this thread ty
>>27796514
the part with the masturbating is where I stopped believing this
holy shit I remember when this was first posted on /b/
>>27796049
I'd rather use that controller than the kinect.
>>27796397
holy fuck can't belive i haven't seen this one before
>>27796619
if only that wasn't melonpan in the picture I'd laugh more
>>27796609
What board was this, man?
>>27796397
I love this one. Who are the "really nice upstairs people"? Where does he even live like this?
>>27796397
holy shit anon that was funny
laughed so hard i started sweating
>>27796720
/mlp/ if I'm reading it right
cop was probably browsing it because he took the picture
>>27796312
i promise you i am not a redditor
just a simple retard looking for laffs
more feelz
there's something special about /int/
>>27796887
japan has gotten wreckt itself though
Holy shit all the fucking suck
this is a good system to know
pic-a-tins
this one was topical
tasty and has the crust
wow that has been said before
>>27794784
fucking top kek my friendd
>>27796714
Holy shit this is gr8
>>27796714
Shit i feel so bad for laughing
>>27796874
Please don't be real, these feels are to much
Hghu
>>27795805
Never understood these kind of posts, why the fuck would what time you're on 4chan have any bearing on the rest of your life? Most normal people are usually in bed, watching tv, or scrolling buzzfeed then anyway. 4chan isn't a statement.
>>27795988
>"haha look at how he cuts the cake"
gets me every time
>>27794441
b-but thats a good analogy
>>27796436
dude what?
which site is that
>>27797062
>slowly eat a sandwich while I watch in silence, occasionally nodding or saying "tasty and has the crust"
>tasty and has the crust
>tasty crust
>crust
>>27796125
dan dude, sometimes in bed I rub my cheeks on the upper part of my arm nexto to shoulder(few places in my body without hair) imagining if it would be like that with a girl but that anon went too far
>>27796714
Did she just drop off the face of the earth?
>>27796332
what a shit layout
>>27793793
I wonder what happened to him
>>27796110
can I kill myself with this
>>27798284
anything in the right amount will probably kill you if you have great fantasy
anyone have that popcorn avoidance chart that one robot made?
>>27796393
Nah, ammonia (NH3) and Bleach (Sodium Hypochlorite, NaCLO) creates dichloramine (closely related to chloroform) which then degrades into hydrazine, when dichloramine comes into contact with the lungs, it creates hypochlorous acid (HCLO), which is an extremely powerful irritant, if you've ever mixed bleach and ammonia, the smell will be so fucking terrible that you'd run out of the room, trust me. Only a very small amount of chlorine gas, and no mustard gas (sulfur mustard) is generated, if you want chlorine gas, then react hydrochloric acid with sodium hypochlorite, now that will give you quite the scare.
>>27797062
>Remember this post, I was in that thread
>Look at date
IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS WHAT THE FUCK
>>27797611
He messed up when he said physiological dependency instead of chemical/physical. If it's just physiological then it is just a compulsion (which you can will yourself out of with hard work) not an addiction
>>27793793
>could have just said it was 12 in cat years so like, she's actually really old
actually im not sure if that'd make it better or worse
>>27797611
People go to the hospital and get off opiates with no withdrawal symptoms all the time. So no, addiction mainly requires will power to break.
>>27795981
oh my bog I'm gonna cry
world's strongest virgin
>>27796874
Why do nice things have to end?
I've got a couple of REAL HOT ORIGINAL STORIES SENPAIfuck content
lotta special little love stories from my time on this hellhole
I would honestly love to meet pigman and have him scream at me
nothingss ever fair
>>27794592
fuck man
fuck
just fuck
>>27797352
>4chan isn't a statement
No, it is a verdict.
>>27794794
What the fuck have I been doing with my life? I'm out.
>>27796397
/tv/ out-meme magick'd /pol/ and /x/ combined.
One man's trash is another anon's treasure
>>27796015
>4 foot futa loli cock
Is it bad that I know which Futabu scene they're talking about?
Is it bad that I know it's from Futabu?
posting quality content
>>27802442
It's the GOAT futanari series. Why would you be ashamed?
>>27802520
Gotta agree. I watch it pretty frequently.
Originality commenty
probs one of my fav green texts
>>27796259
shiiiiiiieee :(
>2:34am
>was supposed to sleep but read greentexts instead and now getting third tissue because i'm crying too much
>>27796513
>pictures broken
>>27795805
>tfw it's 2:18 now
>>27802794
I got into diamond league thx to masterbating after a won game
>>27803983
sooo... mods are asleep or what?
>>27803257
My third tissue is usually used to clean up semen.
>>27804220
>mfw I realized I have a three days old tissue still in the pocket
>>27797308
Nothing is real on 4chan, anon.
Only a fool would take anything here seriously....is what I keep telling myself ;_;
>>27795805
>mfw I've been here for more than 12 hours a day for 5 years
>>27797611
It was a thread about fat people if I'm remembering correctly. The funny part is that fatty is comparing overeating to heroin addiction.
>>27795805
>tfw it's 2:19 right now
>>27796259
i wasnt ready for these feels :(
>>27795699
>is this some /sp/ Giants copypasta?
>>27794592
I DID NOT ASK FOR THOSE FEELS!
FeelsBadMan
You're not ready for this stage
>>27805733
hmmmmm yes i see
>>27794592
>story about a woman experiencing love and being loyal and devoted for over a decade of uncertainty
HAHAHAHHAA NICE TRY
>>27796259
Come on I wasnt so good before this but now
Fuck you anon
;_;
>>27796259
Classic rage inducing screencaps
>>27802794
>curls, crunches and push ups are going to make you fit
I hate dyels so much.
Gud thread f a m eroni
>>27794430
>tfw you had over protective parents and couldn't really form friendships in childhood because they wouldn't let you go anywhere
>tfw lack of social experience may have contributed to social autist status
>>27806576
THIS
H
I
S
Is a very original experience
>>27796049
fuckin dying man holy shit
>>27806576
>tfw you're parents begged you to go outside and hang out with other kids
>tfw the other kids were actually generally nice to you
>tfw you still refused and just stayed in the basement playing Halo 3 all day instead
>>27800431
I remember that thread, llol
>Textless posts are not allowed.
When did this start, don't go to /r9k/ often.
>>27807571
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>When did this start, don't go to /r9k/ often.
Since the fucking robot got reinstated?? Jesus, talk about a total normie!
>>27796259
>tfw no blind imouto to protect
>>27796475
Sounds like something redditor would say.
>>27799434
That would be around 65 years old.
I have spent years of my life studying cat years.
>sweating intensifies
>>27796294
>Perform circumcision
>>27807920
You just reminded me how much I love these edits. I have at least seven, including this one and the one you posted.
>>27794478
>"I guess he'll always be twelve"
damn...
>>27807920
This is one of my all time favorites.
>>27807972
This one's always a classic
>>27807988
>This one's always a classic
Man, I really didn't expect that to get through
Does anyone have a cap of the guy on /r9k/ who has designated pissing pants? I was in the thread but never capped it.
>>27807992
>tfw no spidergirl hybrid gf to impregnate and raise eggsack with.
He said his pisses were so forceful he'd splash back on his legs, so he had some old pants he'd wear whilst peeing to cover his legs. One day, his mom went into his room and took the crusty piss pants and washed them with the rest of his clothes, making them all pissy
I love these too
>>27808027
Last one.
I personally made this on Thursday, July 30, 2015, 5:49:54 PM
I was very uncreative at the time but a lot of people liked it in the thread, which made me happy :3
>>27808057
Thanks, bro; been looking for the shark one since I never saved it
>>27808057
>no one has posted the /k/ skinwalker one.
>>27796947
This is a terrible measuring system because division by zero is undefined. So having no women isn't "infinitely gay," it's just not defined by this bullshit ratio.
>>27794478
i hope this is just a piece of creative literature
oh /d/
>>27796049
THREAD OVER
FUCCKKK
I sound like a retard in the bathroom
>>27802442
source plox senpai?
>>27808854
Look at the filename my main man
>>27809069
fug im ebbin blind :DDDDD
>>27794732
>>27795734
>>27795887
They really are the best.
>>27793385
CATFISHMAN UP IN THIS ORIGINAL COMMENT.
>>27794430
It sucks that media hysteria over pedos (not that pedos are good, media hysteria is bad) has caused it to where we can't have kids playing outside anymore.
I don't fucking care about reddit anymore.
I don't care.
>>27809432
I've had these growing on the wall in my bathroom
>>27796294
What country does that red flag represent?
Here's to the faggots on this board who are actually cool.
>>27809982
I'm thinking Tunisia.
This one is for all the degenerate tammy fuckers.
>>27810362
Fucking autocorrect. Fucking Robot.
>>27807707
fuck. laughed for so long. ty
>>27800453
Oh my god this is gold.
>>27796110
I remember almost doing this, collected all the ingerdients, but my and laziness won at the end. Only years later did I found out you can actually die from it.
Since my life went down the drain since then I'm not sure I was lucky.
>>27796874
tfw can actually see this happening.
remember, shitjugs are for normies
>>27794592
>>27796874
>feeling relieved when they die at the end
>mfw I realizing how empathetically disturbed I've become
>>27809982
I believe its Morocco
>>27795988
Sometimes I get so caught up in my own life I go a long period of time where anytime I see people all depressed and afraid to go outside and think
>what a fucking pussy, it's hard for me too but I suck it up
Well shit like this brings me back to reality. I imagine if this happened to me I wouldn't want to go outside either
>>27795805
Kill me. Release me from this mortal coil.
>>27796393
That isn't why I was saying it was fake. Dude look at the blatant bullshit response
>>27796423
I've been saying for years that /fit/ is just robots that lift
>>27800453
>mfw this is exactly how I feel
>except society never takes me to a comfy place instead lets me rot on the streets homeless
>>27796049
Oh fuck. I have to stop thinking looking at this one. I'm gonna die.
>>27802813
Holding back tears man fuck
Best one ever
Anyone got caps from office worker saying his boss daughter is one hot loli?
>>27811833
>feeling sorry for Chad
>>>out
>>27797680
Holy shit! Kekd
>>27802813
Apparently this shit isn't real.
>>27812645
Probably been here longer than you kiddo
>>27796887
I think that's a Canadian Marine in Okinawa...
L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y tier thread from /co/. Reads like a classic /r9k/ thread from back before this board was just meme posting.
One of the most fucked things I have ever read.
/sp/ is literally fucking better at comedy than any other board on here.
>>27802084
Out of all the things, I laughed the hardest at this.
Fucking hilarious shit from /fit/ (of all boards).
I don't even remember where this is from.
Most fucked thing ever posted on /co/.
This is just inexplicable.
One of /v/'s finest moments.
>>27813120
>12 foot tall cardboard effigy
hahaha holy fucking shit
>>27794794
Them dubs though
>>27794430
I wish my mom was like that, fuck her for chaining me at home
I made this one desu
Jelly inducing post right here
>>27794430
Somewhat relatedbloxiblox
This one is rage inducing
maple sharon
alley 214
cassidy drury
mama tama
turkey ters
Aaand my favorite
>>27811920
Fucckkkk
I remember that thread
Good times,
>>27796513
does anyone have a compilation pic of this?
>>27813341
He's a faggot, and his family was weak. I wouldn't have given a single fuck foe that abomination.
>>27813359
>wearing a babydoll
What did he mean by this?
>>27813341
ugh faggots
![800x1200[1].jpg_1432083932.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p6yq64K.jpg "800x1200[1].jpg_1432083932.jpg")
>>27813672
It's a type of dress that a lot of women use as pajamas
>>27813095
I do not see what is good or interesting about this at all.
>>27813703
What the fuck dude, looks like her mother drank more in her pregnancy than I have in my entire life.
This is model tier?
>>27813095
Good feels man, good feels.
>>27796397
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
>>27794592
Shit's deep man.
fap fap fap
why this isnt original?
>>27815383
>the poster didn't take gamma radiation spreading across the globe in winds and nuclear winter starting because of the simultaneous detonation of so many bombs
/a/ strikes again
>>27813151
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>>27815383
>PTSDguy !Fqko/iBxGw
>>27796125
>that last one
jesus fucking christ man
>>27796322
Wild rabbits mostly die of stress when in captivity. It isnt a pet stress is lethal that story is nonsense
>>27796720
The note says hello /o/
>>27810070
It's Morocco you idiot
>>27796436
>I really hope this is fake and was made to karmawhore.
Welcome to 4chan.
Now, fuck off back to /reddit/.
>>27796259
damn that made me tear up
rat in the oven
>>27794430
>tfw parents didn't care about me
>spent my youth (6-12) skipping school and hanging out with my older sister, eating junk food and playing on the N64
feltamazingman
/int/ brit meetup
>/r9k / will never reach the golden age of poopoopeepee and tendieposting again
I don't know why I have to keep breathing.
>>27796455
Nice dubs Gaylord
>>27794592
fuck me I actually started crying a little what the fuck
>>27810362
I posted that sweet bulma reaction face. I feel a swell of pride everytime I see it on that screencap.
>>27795805
I never got this shit at all like do this few people get laid on 4chan? I guess r9k but i came here because of the humor and I identify with a lot of you guys. By is everyone just ugly? I almost always have a gf or am getting laid. I guess I'm kind of bragging by I just don't get it I have always loved nerdy hobbies but that didn't prevent me from being cool. Am I an anomoly?
Not fake, btw.
>>27817249
>Am I an anomoly?
No, you're perfectly normal.
That's why you need to fuck off.
>>27815481
>implying nuclear winter isn't a myth founded on a misinterpretation of what occurs when japanese houses built on foundations of peat and coal and built of wood ignite simultaneously.
The dense smoke formed would be responsible for the occlusion of light resulting in what scientist called "nuclear winter", it has nothing to do with gamma radiation.
>>27794592
>my fav greentext
>greentext
>isnt green
