Best of 4 chan thread. Post your best half chan content
Blessed is the mind too small for Originality
good 1 here
rage inducing boner
Anon tries to explain why addiction is a disease
>>27794371
>2016
>not having your pants pockets tailored
t fw, screw off robot
>>27794371
Sensible keks
>>27794430
I hope this is real. This was amazing.
>>27794570
You might enjoy my fav greentext
>>27794592
except not a greentext
>half chan
>>>8gag
sure I'll post a couple
originalreply
I remember this thread, fucking hilarious, loved every second of it
>>27794732
and another one bloxblox
>>27793385
Thisis my favourite content.
here i sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted
>>27794732
Those are the best kinds of threads. I bet you it was civil and comfy as fuck.
Do they need to be funny?
>>27795805
oh dear this hurts...
TEXTTEXTEXTTEXTTEXTLOREMIPSUMNIGGERFAGGOT
>>27795734
they also produce the most interesting screencaps
I don't have anymore funny greentexts so I'll post feels instead
>>27795887
last one of these that I have
Mo' feels
Classic feels
>>27795948
>that post about the Catholic League
/his/, the conception
>>27795948
nevermind I have alot more of these
>>27796015
Feminine dicks, classic.
I dont have much, but here's one of my favorite.
Newfag getting BTFO
>>27796041
another one for the roadblox
>>27794592
Cliffs, faggot
Origninal
>>27796049
lel'd heartily, I think I've saw it in the past but fuck
Pikachus
>>27794592
>tfw you'll never be able to experience teenage love
>>27796110
its fake as fuck bro, but still
sadfasdfdfg
>>27794592
I came here to laugh not cry what the fuck
classic /int/ cultureswap
I didn't save it, but I saw a screencap yesterday of a thread where a girl passed out at a party got literal shat on, turds on deck.
Had me in the morgue.
>>27793385
I wonder who could be behind this thread. Surely not a redditor looking for some nice content to post on r/4chan, right ?
One of the more sadistic 4chan posts I've ever seen
OP here
we need to balance out the feels
post all your laffs
original content probably
>>27796212
Dude ammonia and bleach makes chlorine gas
this is a great one, /tv/ is always great
>>27796294
what a legend omg
wrong taxi
>>27793385
this whole thing: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27778646/
>>27796259
What a fucking faggot!
How can anyone be this much of a cunt? I really hope this is fake and was made to karmawhore.
I remember when gets meant something
>>27796312
The only reason you'd care about him posting it to reddit is that you're a redditor too. Nobody fucking cares.
this one always gets me
robotorinooo
I wonder how much of these I capped myself I'm not even sure at some point
>>27796455
They still do mean something.
This is an /r9k/ classic: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/10624572
anon lives with his blind sister
>>27796455
>talks about gets nostalgically
>screencap from 2010+5
Pretty sure you're an "oldfag" back from 2014.
>>27796483
oh my fucking god this is hilarious
>>27796529
nah I just don't have any old screencaps from this computer I bought in 2014. probably have them on an older drive somewhere around here.
>>27796397
probably the pest post in this thread ty
>>27796514
the part with the masturbating is where I stopped believing this
holy shit I remember when this was first posted on /b/
>>27796049
I'd rather use that controller than the kinect.
>>27796397
holy fuck can't belive i haven't seen this one before
>>27796619
if only that wasn't melonpan in the picture I'd laugh more
>>27796609
What board was this, man?
>>27796397
I love this one. Who are the "really nice upstairs people"? Where does he even live like this?
>>27796397
holy shit anon that was funny
laughed so hard i started sweating
>>27796720
/mlp/ if I'm reading it right
cop was probably browsing it because he took the picture
>>27796312
i promise you i am not a redditor
just a simple retard looking for laffs
more feelz
there's something special about /int/
>>27796887
japan has gotten wreckt itself though
Holy shit all the fucking suck
this is a good system to know
pic-a-tins
this one was topical
tasty and has the crust
wow that has been said before
>>27794784
fucking top kek my friendd
>>27796714
Holy shit this is gr8
>>27796714
Shit i feel so bad for laughing
>>27796874
Please don't be real, these feels are to much
Hghu
>>27795805
Never understood these kind of posts, why the fuck would what time you're on 4chan have any bearing on the rest of your life? Most normal people are usually in bed, watching tv, or scrolling buzzfeed then anyway. 4chan isn't a statement.
>>27795988
>"haha look at how he cuts the cake"
gets me every time
>>27794441
b-but thats a good analogy
>>27796436
dude what?
which site is that
>>27797062
>slowly eat a sandwich while I watch in silence, occasionally nodding or saying "tasty and has the crust"
>tasty and has the crust
>tasty crust
>crust
>>27796125
dan dude, sometimes in bed I rub my cheeks on the upper part of my arm nexto to shoulder(few places in my body without hair) imagining if it would be like that with a girl but that anon went too far
>>27796714
Did she just drop off the face of the earth?
>>27796332
what a shit layout
>>27793793
I wonder what happened to him
>>27796110
can I kill myself with this
>>27798284
anything in the right amount will probably kill you if you have great fantasy
anyone have that popcorn avoidance chart that one robot made?
>>27796393
Nah, ammonia (NH3) and Bleach (Sodium Hypochlorite, NaCLO) creates dichloramine (closely related to chloroform) which then degrades into hydrazine, when dichloramine comes into contact with the lungs, it creates hypochlorous acid (HCLO), which is an extremely powerful irritant, if you've ever mixed bleach and ammonia, the smell will be so fucking terrible that you'd run out of the room, trust me. Only a very small amount of chlorine gas, and no mustard gas (sulfur mustard) is generated, if you want chlorine gas, then react hydrochloric acid with sodium hypochlorite, now that will give you quite the scare.
>>27797062
>Remember this post, I was in that thread
>Look at date
IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS WHAT THE FUCK
>>27797611
He messed up when he said physiological dependency instead of chemical/physical. If it's just physiological then it is just a compulsion (which you can will yourself out of with hard work) not an addiction
>>27793793
>could have just said it was 12 in cat years so like, she's actually really old
actually im not sure if that'd make it better or worse
>>27797611
People go to the hospital and get off opiates with no withdrawal symptoms all the time. So no, addiction mainly requires will power to break.
>>27795981
oh my bog I'm gonna cry
world's strongest virgin
>>27796874
Why do nice things have to end?
I've got a couple of REAL HOT ORIGINAL STORIES SENPAIfuck content
lotta special little love stories from my time on this hellhole
I would honestly love to meet pigman and have him scream at me
nothingss ever fair
>>27794592
fuck man
fuck
just fuck
>>27797352
>4chan isn't a statement
No, it is a verdict.
>>27794794
What the fuck have I been doing with my life? I'm out.
>>27796397
/tv/ out-meme magick'd /pol/ and /x/ combined.
One man's trash is another anon's treasure
>>27796015
>4 foot futa loli cock
Is it bad that I know which Futabu scene they're talking about?
Is it bad that I know it's from Futabu?
posting quality content
>>27802442
It's the GOAT futanari series. Why would you be ashamed?
>>27802520
Gotta agree. I watch it pretty frequently.
Originality commenty
probs one of my fav green texts
>>27796259
shiiiiiiieee :(
>2:34am
>was supposed to sleep but read greentexts instead and now getting third tissue because i'm crying too much
>>27796513
>pictures broken
>>27795805
>tfw it's 2:18 now
>>27802794
I got into diamond league thx to masterbating after a won game
>>27803983
sooo... mods are asleep or what?
>>27803257
My third tissue is usually used to clean up semen.
>>27804220
>mfw I realized I have a three days old tissue still in the pocket
>>27797308
Nothing is real on 4chan, anon.
Only a fool would take anything here seriously....is what I keep telling myself ;_;
>>27795805
>mfw I've been here for more than 12 hours a day for 5 years
>>27797611
It was a thread about fat people if I'm remembering correctly. The funny part is that fatty is comparing overeating to heroin addiction.
>>27795805
>tfw it's 2:19 right now
>>27796259
i wasnt ready for these feels :(
>>27795699
>is this some /sp/ Giants copypasta?
>>27794592
I DID NOT ASK FOR THOSE FEELS!
FeelsBadMan
You're not ready for this stage
>>27805733
hmmmmm yes i see
>>27794592
>story about a woman experiencing love and being loyal and devoted for over a decade of uncertainty
HAHAHAHHAA NICE TRY
>>27796259
Come on I wasnt so good before this but now
Fuck you anon
;_;
>>27796259
Classic rage inducing screencaps
>>27802794
>curls, crunches and push ups are going to make you fit
I hate dyels so much.
Gud thread f a m eroni
>>27794430
>tfw you had over protective parents and couldn't really form friendships in childhood because they wouldn't let you go anywhere
>tfw lack of social experience may have contributed to social autist status
>>27806576
THIS
H
I
S
Is a very original experience
>>27796049
fuckin dying man holy shit
>>27806576
>tfw you're parents begged you to go outside and hang out with other kids
>tfw the other kids were actually generally nice to you
>tfw you still refused and just stayed in the basement playing Halo 3 all day instead
>>27800431
I remember that thread, llol
>Textless posts are not allowed.
When did this start, don't go to /r9k/ often.
>>27807571
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>When did this start, don't go to /r9k/ often.
Since the fucking robot got reinstated?? Jesus, talk about a total normie!
>>27796259
>tfw no blind imouto to protect
>>27796475
Sounds like something redditor would say.
>>27799434
That would be around 65 years old.
I have spent years of my life studying cat years.
>sweating intensifies
>>27796294
>Perform circumcision
>>27807920
You just reminded me how much I love these edits. I have at least seven, including this one and the one you posted.
>>27794478
>"I guess he'll always be twelve"
damn...
>>27807920
This is one of my all time favorites.
>>27807972
This one's always a classic
>>27807988
>This one's always a classic
Man, I really didn't expect that to get through
Does anyone have a cap of the guy on /r9k/ who has designated pissing pants? I was in the thread but never capped it.
>>27807992
>tfw no spidergirl hybrid gf to impregnate and raise eggsack with.
He said his pisses were so forceful he'd splash back on his legs, so he had some old pants he'd wear whilst peeing to cover his legs. One day, his mom went into his room and took the crusty piss pants and washed them with the rest of his clothes, making them all pissy
I love these too
>>27808027
Last one.
I personally made this on Thursday, July 30, 2015, 5:49:54 PM
I was very uncreative at the time but a lot of people liked it in the thread, which made me happy :3
>>27808057
Thanks, bro; been looking for the shark one since I never saved it
>>27808057
>no one has posted the /k/ skinwalker one.
>>27796947
This is a terrible measuring system because division by zero is undefined. So having no women isn't "infinitely gay," it's just not defined by this bullshit ratio.
>>27794478
i hope this is just a piece of creative literature
oh /d/
>>27796049
THREAD OVER
FUCCKKK
I sound like a retard in the bathroom
>>27802442
source plox senpai?
>>27808854
Look at the filename my main man
>>27809069
fug im ebbin blind :DDDDD
>>27794732
>>27795734
>>27795887
They really are the best.
>>27793385
CATFISHMAN UP IN THIS ORIGINAL COMMENT.
>>27794430
It sucks that media hysteria over pedos (not that pedos are good, media hysteria is bad) has caused it to where we can't have kids playing outside anymore.
I don't fucking care about reddit anymore.
I don't care.
>>27809432
I've had these growing on the wall in my bathroom
>>27796294
What country does that red flag represent?
Here's to the faggots on this board who are actually cool.
>>27809982
I'm thinking Tunisia.
This one is for all the degenerate tammy fuckers.
>>27810362
Fucking autocorrect. Fucking Robot.
>>27807707
fuck. laughed for so long. ty
>>27800453
Oh my god this is gold.
>>27796110
I remember almost doing this, collected all the ingerdients, but my and laziness won at the end. Only years later did I found out you can actually die from it.
Since my life went down the drain since then I'm not sure I was lucky.
>>27796874
tfw can actually see this happening.
remember, shitjugs are for normies
>>27794592
>>27796874
>feeling relieved when they die at the end
>mfw I realizing how empathetically disturbed I've become
>>27809982
I believe its Morocco
>>27795988
Sometimes I get so caught up in my own life I go a long period of time where anytime I see people all depressed and afraid to go outside and think
>what a fucking pussy, it's hard for me too but I suck it up
Well shit like this brings me back to reality. I imagine if this happened to me I wouldn't want to go outside either
>>27795805
Kill me. Release me from this mortal coil.
>>27796393
That isn't why I was saying it was fake. Dude look at the blatant bullshit response
>>27796423
I've been saying for years that /fit/ is just robots that lift
>>27800453
>mfw this is exactly how I feel
>except society never takes me to a comfy place instead lets me rot on the streets homeless
>>27796049
Oh fuck. I have to stop thinking looking at this one. I'm gonna die.
>>27802813
Holding back tears man fuck
Best one ever
Anyone got caps from office worker saying his boss daughter is one hot loli?
>>27811833
>feeling sorry for Chad
>>>out
>>27797680
Holy shit! Kekd
>>27802813
Apparently this shit isn't real.
>>27812645
Probably been here longer than you kiddo
>>27796887
I think that's a Canadian Marine in Okinawa...
L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y tier thread from /co/. Reads like a classic /r9k/ thread from back before this board was just meme posting.
One of the most fucked things I have ever read.
/sp/ is literally fucking better at comedy than any other board on here.
>>27802084
Out of all the things, I laughed the hardest at this.
Fucking hilarious shit from /fit/ (of all boards).
I don't even remember where this is from.
Most fucked thing ever posted on /co/.
This is just inexplicable.
One of /v/'s finest moments.
>>27813120
>12 foot tall cardboard effigy
hahaha holy fucking shit
>>27794794
Them dubs though
>>27794430
I wish my mom was like that, fuck her for chaining me at home
I made this one desu
Jelly inducing post right here
>>27794430
Somewhat relatedbloxiblox
This one is rage inducing
maple sharon
alley 214
cassidy drury
mama tama
turkey ters
Aaand my favorite
>>27811920
Fucckkkk
I remember that thread
Good times,
>>27796513
does anyone have a compilation pic of this?
>>27813341
He's a faggot, and his family was weak. I wouldn't have given a single fuck foe that abomination.
>>27813359
>wearing a babydoll
What did he mean by this?
>>27813341
ugh faggots
>>27813672
It's a type of dress that a lot of women use as pajamas
>>27813095
I do not see what is good or interesting about this at all.
>>27813703
What the fuck dude, looks like her mother drank more in her pregnancy than I have in my entire life.
This is model tier?
>>27813095
Good feels man, good feels.
>>27796397
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
>>27794592
Shit's deep man.
fap fap fap
why this isnt original?
>>27815383
>the poster didn't take gamma radiation spreading across the globe in winds and nuclear winter starting because of the simultaneous detonation of so many bombs
/a/ strikes again
>>27813151
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>>27815383
>PTSDguy !Fqko/iBxGw
>>27796125
>that last one
jesus fucking christ man
>>27796322
Wild rabbits mostly die of stress when in captivity. It isnt a pet stress is lethal that story is nonsense
>>27796720
The note says hello /o/
>>27810070
It's Morocco you idiot
>>27796436
>I really hope this is fake and was made to karmawhore.
Welcome to 4chan.
Now, fuck off back to /reddit/.
>>27796259
damn that made me tear up
rat in the oven
>>27794430
>tfw parents didn't care about me
>spent my youth (6-12) skipping school and hanging out with my older sister, eating junk food and playing on the N64
feltamazingman
/int/ brit meetup
>/r9k / will never reach the golden age of poopoopeepee and tendieposting again
I don't know why I have to keep breathing.
>>27796455
Nice dubs Gaylord
>>27794592
fuck me I actually started crying a little what the fuck
>>27810362
I posted that sweet bulma reaction face. I feel a swell of pride everytime I see it on that screencap.
>>27795805
I never got this shit at all like do this few people get laid on 4chan? I guess r9k but i came here because of the humor and I identify with a lot of you guys. By is everyone just ugly? I almost always have a gf or am getting laid. I guess I'm kind of bragging by I just don't get it I have always loved nerdy hobbies but that didn't prevent me from being cool. Am I an anomoly?
Not fake, btw.
>>27817249
>Am I an anomoly?
No, you're perfectly normal.
That's why you need to fuck off.
>>27815481
>implying nuclear winter isn't a myth founded on a misinterpretation of what occurs when japanese houses built on foundations of peat and coal and built of wood ignite simultaneously.
The dense smoke formed would be responsible for the occlusion of light resulting in what scientist called "nuclear winter", it has nothing to do with gamma radiation.
>>27794592
>my fav greentext
>greentext
>isnt green
>>27813293
if the guy couldnt even get to keep the dog which was his then he couldnt even take care of it so its better like this desu
From /g/
>>27806993
Kill yourself you literally shit on the opportunity that many of us were never afforded fucking piece of shit
>>27793385
original comment required lmaooo
Germany, Goppingen. English speakers. Meet up
>>27820848
>I could actually be there within an hour if I had a car
>>27795805
Is this emotionally special? I don't get this. Aren't most people here social outcasts?
>>27794430
>tfw raised by overprotective grandmother that wouldn't even let me walk to the end of the street by myself until I was 17
>now all I do is stay inside all day even though I'm a grown man and have the freedom to go wherever I want
>"Why don't you just go outside?"
Imagine training a puppy to only piss on your carpet and then get mad at the dog it grows into when it pisses on the carpet.
>>27795866
9/10 to be honest.
had a hearty kek here.
>>27796049
I remember that thread. Not too long ago.
Was pretty funny, to be honest.
>>27821860
>Not too long ago
>it's been almost 2 years
>>27793793
Is the use of "mummy" and "daddy" genuine or is it part of some ironic shitposting?
>>27821963
Wait a fucking second. Holy shit you're right.
What the fuck is going on?
I remember that thread like it was just 3 months ago.
FUCK. What the hell am I doing with my life?
>>27822026
We can never get off the ride.
I also remember this one like it's just a few weeks ago.
This is what makes me go on
>>27794592
Fuck this. I had a similar story. Middle school-high school friend turned girlfriend. I loved her so fucking much. Her mom was a psycho and she was a schizo but we managed it. And then her mom decides to move across the country. You can't just take someone away like that.
Do you want to know the worst part?When I finally reconnected with her after 6 years she had become a very literal dyed hair social justice warrior lesbian. I'm not surprised that she moved on but the person I knew is dead and it fucking hurts that she was taken away from me.
I guess that's why I'm a robot.
>>27795988
Fuck that's me, minus the custom cake that is.
>>27813341
Yeah fuck him and his brother
Bunch of weak fucks
>>27796259
>tfw no blind sister to spend your life with (in a non sexual way ofc)
>>27822663
>(in a non sexual way ofc)
That part didn't even bother me when I read it but now I realize that saying that anywhere else than on this website would get you ostracized immediately
more of a /k/ post but the feels hit home nonetheless.
>>27794592
I have become immune to this. The woman always dies.
>>27822663
thank god you are in this internet human sewer and not somewhere else, right?
>>27823094
>>27823807
wrong post, fuck
>>27823094
Speaking of shit that wouldn't fly anywhere else...
>>27821970
British English is amazingly childish.
almost forgot to post something myself
here, have my favorite screencap. High quality autism condensed into one post
>>27822248
That's devastating anon, what is she now?
>>27813305
Why can't I have a blind sister that lost her sight at like 13'ish so she knows how to make normal-looking faces instead of the retarded faces they make when they're perma-blind? Unfair.
>>27802813
>gets suspended for defending himself from someone threatening him with a knife
God damn britbong schools are strict
>>27823881
It's supposed to cater to the average working-class Britbonger who enjoys feeling at home everywhere he goes and does not wish to leave his comfort zone. The way to achieve this is to market everything language which parents use with children of around 8 or 9 years old, which is approximately the age at which Britbongers reach the peak of their emotional development.
>>27824613
*market everything using language
>>27799370
>physiological = psychological
ok anon
>>27824613
>children of around 8 or 9 years old, which is approximately the age at which Britbongers reach the peak of their emotional development.
Top banter mate
>>27813026
>Canadian Marine
>Canadian
>Marine
I'm sure it was a US Marine, lad. I know a Canadian in Okinawa. Thats about it.
>>27813293
Wait. Stuff that you owned before your marriage stays yours after the divorce
Crane meme
>>27794592
>woe is me my love has died
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
At least he had someone, even for a little while
>>27825370
You don't understand, bro, the pain of loss is greater than the pain of loneliness ;)
And remember: just B urself ;)
>>27825436
How is the crippling thought that nobody loves you in this world, never will and the thought that you're going to die without anyone crying better than knowing someone has loved you and will love you in the afterworld?
>>27796397
>from pole land
LMAO
>>27825484
Would you feel worse if someone ripped a plate of tendies from your hands in the middle of your meal and smashed it on the floor in front of you, or if you just didn't have any in the first place?
>>27825546
At least I got to see, taste and smell the tendies.
You can't see or smell or taste empty air.
>>27825484
>afterworld
What millennium are we in?
>>27825267
>remember lurking /b/ during high school
>this was one of the first threads I ever browsed
>its been almost six years now
Just fucking kill me
>>27807988
>the keyboard says tik
>>27796874
Fuck this gay planet.
>>27808027
I miss Frodoposting.
>>27800453
Oh my fucking god I laughed so fucking hard I nearly choked on my mint and I think I pissed myself a little
Praise /int/.
>>27823948
>its been over two years
fuck sake i miss /sp/
>>27808027
i got u fmaalala
>>27824148
Just somebody that I used to know.:^)
Really though, I've moved on, ascended to uber neet and trying to regrow my virginity.
down the stairs meme
>>27826898
This is a rare one.
>>27813250
wow he got a blowjob from his wife
no friends meme
port orchard meme
>>27827255
I remember jerking off to that thread. Necro is my fetish
>>27812692
like most of the green texts desu
>>27822663
>mfw my great uncle spent his life with his sister - my grandmother - both living in their childhood home for nearly 70 years until my grandmother died.
>mfw her death made him lose his mind; he thought demons were coming through the wall, had to go to a mental hospital, would get paranoid at people thinking they were talking about him etc.
To see someone's mind break like that is fucked up.
This is the future that awaits of you live close to a sibling and they die before you do.
>>27812692
>>27827645
You say it's not real but I live in Derry, the town mentioned and I looked it up after I read it first and yes, 8 beers is real and his family live in an estate just up the road from me called Creggan.
Was weird seeing it on 4chan at first.
>>27826932
Amen.
I remember it though
When it was a young fresh meme
A simpler time
>>27794430
I've been there too, funny enough. I have a small front yard clearly visible from the room where I work from. I leave my kids out front sometimes to play while I work. I've had nosy neighbours up my asshole time and time again about it being "dangerous". Normally I'm polite about it but the last time I lost my shit. It pisses me off so much because when I was littleI'm only 25, my parents would just toss me outside when they wanted quiet. They'd give me a fiver, hand me my bike helmet, and toss a ball or something outside after me. I could play with the ball or wander around town or ride my bike up to the store or whatever I wanted. As long as I was back by bedtime they didn't give a shit. Things didn't magically get more dangerous in the last couple decades so if I want to leave the little bastards out front to play, I can. Fuck right off with telling me how to do my shit.
>>27802084
Holy shit I'm dying reading this.
Can someone make a new thread? I wanted to post an image but we're at image limit already.
>>27795988
Jesus man, I relate to this one all too well. And I'm a fairly outgoing guy (I work as a waiter) but man I fucking hate my birthday. I don't like being the center of attention. And the cake cutting thing. Fuck. That.
>>27830000
These quads demand it
>>27794478
I have two little brothers, this destroyed me.
>>27794592
I was feeling hard after this, but>>27806002 changed all that. Thanks based anon.
>>27795805
>read this
>check time
>2:24 in the fucking morning
JUST
>>27796455
this get was me, by the way
>>27816147
One of the funniest posts itt
>>27796583
>flatmate is making a salad
Sides are gone
>>27831105
Did you eat all the side salads?
>>27793793
I re-read this every time I see it, hilarious
>>27796928
Holy christ this is pure gold
>learn how to suck american cock
DAMN
>>27796049
wow i actually cried from laughing at this
>>27794592
Lol what ba gay, fake story. Can't believe you redditors are tearing up over this
>>27811920
Best in thread, holy fuck
>>27813151
Is Jon supposed to be imagining Garfield or something? Why is this spooky? What am I missing?
>>27795981
Usually i laugh at this faggot, but this is just fucking sad.
>>27796397
>topic at hand
>>27813134
/int/, obviously
>>27827284
Wow what a edge Lord
Be careful not to cut someone with that much edge :^)
>>27796874
Literally treats
>>27793793
Didn't a psychiatrist come and the op ran away?
>>27793793
Does anyone have the full version? Like where the car pulls up in his driveway
>>27816147
Top kek
Didgeridoo
>>27794430
>Seriously why is today's society so fucked up, I remember when I was my wife's son's age I used to bike half way across town with my friends and stay out till 9pm
This. When I was like between 8 and 10 I would literally just wander around the part of town I was in with random kids that existed in the area one of which I went to school with.
We stole hats from next and fucked around at mcdonalds a lot, that was fun.
>>27795805
>tfw 2:27.......PM
;)
>>27798284
you can kill yourself by slicing your veins open with your fingers.
You can kill yourself with almost anything.
>>27835342
>wife's son's age
Did you even write that on purpose this time or have you just been reading too much cuckposting?
>>27825005
Not if you're male. Your wife can take anything she wants from you. Men have literally no rights in divorce court.
Anyone got that one made when the Purge came out about the anon with katana and Linkin park music fighting thugs?
>>27796928
My God this is so gold thanks you anon, I need to browse int
>>27810362
10/10
Lose my sides every time.
>>27823881
>tfw Brits will never enjoy the delicious taste of fresh-squeezed orange juice on their rainy little island
Damn it feels good to be a Floridian
>>27796294
Marocco at his finest
>>27796874
>Be at work
>Mfw read this
> Almost cry in my office in front of coworker
>Why so weak?
>>27837181
bc you's a pussy
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