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>Thanks for coming to the con with me anon
>>27788333
Nahh thanks for having me come out, it's been an awesome time! Wanna go get some drinks over dinner now? We can stay in our costumes...maybe just take them off after.
>>27788333
No I don't want to go to the food court
>>27788333
Nice trips, fatty
>>27788333
>tfw you live in central california where no con's ever happen
>>27788333
Tiddies. That is all.
>>27788333
No problem. I really like my Panty costume, this dress is super freeing for my nutsack.
>tfw only flat girls ask me to go to cons with them
why is my life so awful
>>27788423
Do you think you're some kind of tough internet vigilante by calling someone fatty while hiding behind a computer? I know OP isn't the person in the image, but the following is probably you:
>Ew, ugly fat cow, I'm so edgy and badass xDDDDD
>Why don't girls like me? :(
>Tfw girls only care about looks
>Tfw no gf amirite guys?????
>>27788594
Your self-righteous indignation has been noted.
>>27788333
I don't care that she's a landwhale. I want to motorboat those titties so bad.
>>27788437
sacanime happens like twice a year
>>27788333
Hotaru Tenshi aka Kelly Kollinger for those wondering
>>27788663
Agreed matey
>>27788575
Are those flat girls Asian?
This is important
>>27789052
Cheers bruh
>>27788663
Her tits are bigger than Tsunade's
>>27788663
those tits are out of this world
>>27791161
>>27788333
>>27788663
Just why are big fucking tits so good brahs?
>tfw only one con in whole year
sucks being a weaboo in slavlands
>>27788333
>implying any girl would ever want to go to a con with me or even talk to me
>>27788594
*indignant chihuahua sounds*
>>27791161
Thats not Hotaru Tenshi
Wish shed wear that tho
Shes a sexgoddes
Need to start going to anime cons again. Could probably lose my virginity at Dragon Con
>>27791984
This. Even anime/brony fatties are normalfag as fuck compared to me.
It's simple. Vaginigger = normalfag.
All vaginiggers are normalfag by sheer fact of being a vaginigger.
No probs my friend
>>27788333
You're welcome
But now I'm bored
I'm going to go outside and lay on the grass until too many bugs crawl on me and I get itchy or someone looks at me funny, prompting me to wig out and spiral into safety mode. At which point I will be back at the hotel (we didn't get rooms at the actual con hotel, right?), drinking and playing bideo games.
Have fun and remember things that happened so you can tell me stories and I can live vicariously through you.
I just want a girl with cow tits. Is that too much to ask for?
>>27788333
I want her to sit on my face and ride it to orgasm town.
If any femrobots want me to be their cuntlicker/cushion, just let me know. Will literally take on anyone, as long as you have pussy
>>27792349
I that image of indian skeletons?
>>27792304
>went to magfest this year
>think I'd get easy weeb/nerd pussy
>girls there are more stuck up than staceys
I'm not even a bad looking guy and I had access to a lot of alcohol, how the fuck do normies do this shit?
>>27792510
Were you cosplaying as well? If you know how to work them weeb girls are easy, but they can be really stuck up
>>27792510
>>27792590
Also, they tend to be looking for some fantasy romance shit. I tried to fuck a weeb once and ended up in a relationship with her for almost 2 years. Not one of my smartest ideas.
>>27788333
It's not a big deal miss piggy
>>27792590
Never cosplayed before but I figured you'd have to be part of that cosplay scene just to get them to talk to you. It seems easier to be a normalfag and go to clubs and pick up drunk whores to be honest family.
>>27788575
Flat is justice anon!
>>27792645
Cosplaying helps a lot. When you go to cosplay meet ups being dressed up helps break the ice and gives you something to talk about. Hell when I was 15 or 16 I was almost involved in an orgy with TF2 cosplayers
>>27792728
>Hell when I was 15 or 16 I was almost involved in an orgy with TF2 cosplayers
you can't just throw that in there and NOT tell us how.
>it's a normalfags discuss their normalfag hobby of anime and comics on r9k again
>>27792728
Did you guys finally figure out the pyro's gender/sexual prefrence?
>>27792774
>cosplay as the scout at a anime con
>big meet up on con's message board
>decide to go because fuck it
>meet up at like 8 or 9 pm
>pretty fun got to be a part of a hat stack
>hang around with others after all the photo shoots are done
>talking about the game and other stuff
>female medic says "Well since it's after hours and we're all of age should we get into, 'the darker side of cons'"
>or something like that
>giggling and a knowing 'Ohohoho' around the group
>i look a bit older for my age so they probably don't expect i'm underage
>talks of going to hentai screenings and etc. start up
>i nervously excuse myself and go to my hotel to watch reruns of Friends
>>27793040
There was one Pyro and she was a qt
>>27791823
because they just are. Great things need no justification to be great
>>27793040
> He cares about Pyro
Go out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27793252
You know there are actual hentai screening right? And people don't just all go there to fuck? Hentai dubs are hilarious and you should check them out.
Unless theres something you're leaving out, it sounds like some normal talk for people who have no idea how social interaction works.
>>27793429
Not like watching the Bible Black dub I meant watching actual hentai in someone's room.
>>27793472
Okay, there is a difference between a "hentai screening" and watching hardcore porn in a small private location
Oh dayum those titties
>>27788333
"it was my privilege"
robot pls
>>27793472
I guarantee that would have been a bunch of nerds awkwardly giggling at naked cartoons and nobody actually remotely even initiating anything sexual. Maybe someone would suggest a "no pants party" but that's about it.
>>27788594
Holy kek. What a toastie roastie.
>>27788333
>falling for the cosplayer meme
>"carry my stuff while I chat up Chads and get my picture taken by orbiters!"
>>27788437
>complains that no cons happen near him
>lives in fucking california
>>27796204
Pretty accurate. I knew a girl who does exactly this, even has a dedicated orbiter with a nice camera who has been taking her cosplay pictures for 5 years now. She also brought me to some nerd house party, nobody knew who I was and I could feel the angry beta stares as they watched their little prize get snatched right out from under their ratty noses.
>make friends with plenty of people at cons, 80% female
>check them out online
>all genderfluid asexual tumblr bullshit
>>27796268
>there is nothing sweeter than the thought of a bitter orbiters furiously masturbating to your qt cosplayer gf while you plow her for real
>>27796245
Why're you so assmad, broham?
>>27796383
California has the highest number of conventions in the world compared to any other region. It's like saying there's no TVs in stock in front of a display of TVs at a TV store.
>>27796416
Literally nothing happens in central california.
>inb4 well go somewhere where it does
I don't have 'go somewhere where it does' cash in my back pocket, or at all.
>>27796448
>what is AX, Fanime, Sac, PME and ALA
>>27796481
I don't know, because I live in CENTRAL california, fucking Fresno, nothing around on all sides but pasture and ag shit.
>>27796510
Cali is Cali, is it not?
>>27796336
Oh, yes. What's even better is when you've disappeared with her and can almost feel the gaze of the angry virgins burning into you as you nonchalantly come back, giggling and smiling, drunk from her body and the certainty that they know exactly what you were doing but could never admit it to themselves.
Maybe it's a bit mean, but damn do I love pissing off orbiters. I love being hated for having the one thing that truly makes them happy. I love when they're forced to realize their perfect woman does unspeakable things with someone she truly admires, and that they will never be the ones to experience it.
God fucking damn.
>>27796521
Cali is fuckhuge
>>27796531
>mfw their oneitis would rather give you a rim job than kiss them
>>27796521
>>27796554
>Cali
Cancer. Just like all the fucking retards who live here who HAVE to wear hoodies and hats emblazoned with it.
>>27796531
Honestly not sure what disgusts me more, the pathetic beta faggots that orbit pussy, or the normalshits posting here that derive perverse pleasure from their suffering
>>27796591
>>27796531
Found the beta orbiter
>cons
nothing is more disgusting than an extroverted weeb girl
they are crazy, and not in the way that I am crazy
>>27796611
I have no desire to hang around disgusting 3D pigs or their Chad boyfriends
>>27796245
>>27796383
>>27796448
>Someone complaining about there being nothing in California, where almost everything in America happens
Try living in Maine, fuckface. There's nothing here whatsoever. Just trees and pain.
