Greetings R9k. This world is burning into flames and losing hope so im back at it again to cast more wishes, to chat or to offer advice.
Ground rules of wishes
1. You can't wish for anything that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
2. You can't wish for anything sinful
3. You can't wish for unlimited wishes
Once you request a wish, I will confirm or deny it. Once it happens, pick up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage to get your physical confirmation.
Thread theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
>>27781333
How does one wish? Nice trips btwI wish she'd think incessantly about me
>>27781413
Thank you.
I'm sorry, but I cannot alter her brain wave frequency for you. Women look at men that use too many words and logic as unsuccessful with women. The fewer the words the more volume you speak.
Good things are heading your way
Bumpitty bump.
Don't feel like requesting something of me is mentally draining. I am here to empower you
You use this site because you indulge in human frailities since it comforts you.
Deep down inside the suffering you endure has found you a community of similar beings that all partake in the pity and dark humor that you bestow upon one another. There is nothing wrong with that
I wish to be virtuous.
>>27781698
>>27781575
>won't let the thread rest and percolate for 6 minutes
wow god is really impatient
I wish for greater knowledge of the world around me
>>27781530
What kind of good things?
Also book me up
Human beings are all equal to each other. A king is no different to a farmer other then their difference of physicalities and influence.
Diogenes was a poor destitute who lived off the scraps he received in exchange for his words of wisdom. Even Alexander the Great would turn to him to seek his council.
I wish for 1 billion dollars. I just want to be a mountain dwelling neet with unlimited money.
>>27781761
Ultimately it's up for you to decide whether you want to take a higher road. But a forelorn warning you will endure suffering because of it, in exchange that it will groom you to be a stronger person both inside and out. And the day will come where the notion of suffering itself doesn't stir up any feelings and when that happens you will be an enlightened man.
>>27781764
Time is an abstract concept that your mind processes differently then to everyone else. A minute to you will feel differently to the person standing right next to you.
You can finish 30 books in a couple of weeks if you wanted to apply yourself. If want to gain insight and enlighten yourself, then decide to climb that mountain the same way you decided to come here.
Life is a string of decisions that have consequences and you have the descision to decide what consequentially happens to you. Determine more wisely
I wish to not look for acceptance down avenues that are unhealthy for me overall.
>>27781783
Pick up a book, turn to a random page and read a random passage and you will have an idea of what those good things are.
>>27781827
You can if you want to embark on that journey. Just because something is improbable doesn't mean it's impossible
>>27781333
I wish to be a famous musician.
>>27782156
With love is life and life is love. And your heart is the core of your love. Filling it with toxicities will pump them throughout you body which will hurt your heart, your life and your capacity to love.
For each alcoholic drink you consume you are demonizing yourself while filling yourself with hatred.
>>27781333
I wish to have a friend.
>>27782250
Practice daily and don't ever sell yourself short.
>>27781333
I wish that I become a mariner on some cruise ship and be in a relationship with some euro chick
>>27781333
Yo God, can you help remove this wall that's blocking my creativity? Thank you in advance friend.
>>27782310
I'll be your friend. Making friends is easy when you seek them
>>27782322
Thank you. May you be fruitful in your endeavours.
>>27782409
But how can I seek them if I have no idea how to talk to strangers?
>>27782264
Thanks, God. This helped.
>>27782109
My Physical Confirmation
>He walked through suites of rooms with paintings to which time had not been kind: earnest men, badly painted, the colors applied too thickly. Stained wooden furniture, dust everywhere. He paused in front of a mirror, and thought. He didn't like what he saw. He opened some drawers, but they were empty. He was relieved to find an iron-barred door into the garden
>>27781333
I don't believe in objective morality, therefore sin doesn't apply.
I wish for existence to be destoyed. I wish for everything to become nothing.
I wish that tonight goes amazingly and that she loves me!
>>27782358
That wouldn't take much application of you to enact upon. You will with gradual diligence.
>>27782376
Imagine what the edge of the universe looks like with 3 different thoughts and take it from there. Keep in mind that imagination is infinite.
>>27782109
Thanks G.
>Now, in calm weather, to swim in the open ocean is easy to the practiced swimmer as to ride in a spring-carriage ashore. But the awful lonesomeness is intolerable. The intense concentration of self in the middle of such a heartless immensity, my God! Who can tell it? Mark, how many sailors in a dead calm bathe in the open sea - mark how closely they hug their ship and only coast along her sides.
>>27782538
Thank you kindly
That actually helped me out
I wish for you to appear before me and provide undeniable proof of your existence.
If you can do this, I will devote my life to you and become the aegis of all that is Holy.
>>27782425
Amen, God speed
>>27782437
Observation, slow down your racing mind and observe the little details around you and try to understand them. Your awareness of the now and the present will be a powerful force since everyone is preoccupied with things in the past.
>>27782467
Your welcome.
>>27782475
I forbid it
>>27782521
With a positive and fun attitude like that it wouldn't be difficult for you.
>>27781333
i wish to be rich
God my brothers and parents have wronged me in the past and I am unable to feel the same way about them. I would like to just live my life without the memories of constantly being put down, of having to live with my oldest brother and his wife who moved back in during my high school years and robbed me of my peace, sanity, and ability to enjoy those years. Poor family, as you know, father is a pastor, mother is a pastors wife. Honestly I think they're both full of shit.
I think my father, deep deep down, is scared. He is naturally inclined to be "forgiving" but that is a cover up. The truth is, he wants to get fucking angry, and blow up, but instead he acts passive aggressive and complains, he is literally cuck personified. My mother on the other hand, has testicles, and will accept no fault or wrong in any situation, but is ready to use others with no problem.
God I'm just sick of it all. So I'm gonna try and get physically fit and just go back to Uni.
I wish for the patience to undergo extreme physical and mental change, so I can become a better man and live a happy life.
>>27781333
I want to meet a real fembot from my city and become her friend, but I know this is impossible. Fembots can't exist in this place.
I wish for $100
>>27782600
Not a problem
>>27782612
Saved. Nice font
>>27782688
Imagine what I look like and describe to me in detail what you see
>>27782747
Males do not exist today. When i exost i will tell you . Why you not patient?.. Ah, i see. Before i was blind. I can open your taint into a new gaping
>>27782698
>Your welcome
Oh god. You can't even spell in the language of those you created?
your're're and idiot
>>27782698
Thanks for the advice God!
>>27782780
Haruhi Suzumiya standing in front of rainbow colors mezt to a man with a beard.
What do you say about that?
>>27782819
*next
Not mezt
I can't find my groove in life. I find myself comparing and ciolliding with others beliefs. I just want to smoke herb, be out of debt, not be in jail, and not be alone.
>>27782698
love ya God
>>27782706
With focus and diligence you can if you want to sacrifice sleep and comfort for it.
>>27782726
You need more serotonin enriched foods in your diet. Your PTSD and depression keep you in a negative trance of neruosisnes and your flashbacks to the past get triggered every time you see your family.
Imagine if you were born anew right now and came into this world and are meeting your family for the first time. If you treat them with a smile and more positivity your energy will alter their brain patterns as well and you will all be in a happier state of mind.
>>27782747
Every woman is a fembot that does their best to hide it. Some embrace it, others disacknowledge that side.
>>27782758
I can't wish you that since what you ask for is gluttonous.
>>27782788
What are you even trying to say here? Is the broken English intentional?
>>27783003
You're full of bullshit.
>>27783003
Answer this >>27782819
Are you Haruhi Suzumiya and in old man standing in front of rainbow colors?
I want what I want
Original
>>27782791
And you carry a lot of resentment in your heart.
>>27782910
Love you too and always will
>>27782909
A break from the herb and detoxifying yourself will get you out of your brain fog. They call it haze for a reason. Your not functioning at your fullest self if you constantly smoke the good shit.
>>27782792
You're welcome
>>27783050
I look like this guy in my current state
>>27783023
How can you make a summisation like that if you lack experience. All women are vulnerable and put up a facade that easily cracks because of their biological processes
After decades of loneliness I have finally found a girl that will accept me for who I am, but the chances of having the relationship work are troubling. I guess I wish that in my heart I knew whether or not pursuing it would give me meaning in a worthless life or if I was better off maintaining our good friendship and sparing her the pain; I wish that this relationship, if pursued, would ignite our souls and give us something to live for.
I want a better personality
>>27783077
Then go get it.
Where's my physical confirmations at?
>>27781333
I would wish for all knowledge that has been rendered into any text, as well as understanding of that knowledge.ty OP
>>27783202
>All women are vulnerable and put up a facade that easily cracks because of their biological processes
That just makes them failed normies, not true robots.
>summisation
I don't think that's a real word, God. English isn't my native language but I think you meant surmise.
>>27783221
Let things fall into place with patience while creating her a string of memories that will make her unforgettable of you.
A little magic and grandoise doesn't hurt.
>>27783241
You could say instead
"I have an amazing personality and I don't give a fuck if you can handle it or not" and build yourself from there. Confidence and indifference is attractive since opposites attract
What does a person with an amazing personality like you act like? Ponder on that, cultivate, and unleash it.
i wish to become wildly successful in my career endeavors within the next two years.
>>27781333
I wish i could immigrate to America within this year
>>27783266
That impedes on your mental limitations
>>27783324
Im trying to swiftly get to everyone as best as I can. The most important thing is if the content isn't flawed aside from a single spelling error and a rushed capacity to overlook you're and your.
The girls in your age group grew up watching sailor moon and dragon ball z while indulging in videogames from time to time so in a sense they still are.
>>27783517
With a fine taste to art like that, leads to a more enlightened sense of taste and sense of being and thinking. You will and you can.
>>27783628
Just do it. Take a vacation here and never leave.
I want another chance with somebody from my past.
>>27783629
>The girls in your age group grew up watching sailor moon and dragon ball z while indulging in videogames from time to time so in a sense they still are.
I wish that were the case. You don't know shit about this country, God.
And watching entry level anime and playing normie games isn't enough to make them robots.
I wish to one day make a successful cartoon/game. Multiple, if possible.
>>27783748
A planted seed grows into a tree that bears fruit, unless you expect it to groe overnight.
>>27783768
Trust me, there are. You just have to make an effort to find them
A qt, virgin gf with the same values as me.
I want to be the best War Thunder player ever
>>27783817
Your first one will be a laborious effort which will see you cut off any people that doesn't matter to it, entertainment and laziness. And then it'll be a hit, and youll have your success. But then you'll be lazy for a while to catch up on your rest and mindless indulgences. And then your second attempt will be even more refined and an ever bigger hit.
>>27783895
Get off 4chan for a while
>>27783928
Sloth is a sin
>>27783963
Thanks, G
>>27781333
I don't even know what to wish for, I just wish for all 2 of my brothers to be successful, is that too much to ask?
>>27781333
You and I both know what it is that I wish for.
>I wish he wouldask me out
>>27784036
Godspeed anon
>>27784063
With your love and support it will happen
>>27784093
Your psychic powers will come one day ;)
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>>27781333
My wish: I want to get back the will to live.
Question: When do you plan to punish the heretics that kill in the name of a fake god?
>>27784150
Give him a reason too
>>27784262
you're kind of a shitty god OP where are all your magical powers
>>27782475
Amen brother. Existence offers nothing of value to the sentient being only pain and suffering.
i wish to create some great art in my life.
I wish to stop wanting to kill myself, I wish to lead a life that's worthwhile.
>>27784255
Take a break from the internet for that matter since it's a mechanism of nhilism and narciscism. Nobilify yourself even further to equip yourself with more disclpine and a sense of virtuousness and pursue your biggest passion.
And to answer your question. Everyone will face judgement upon death by a being who will put your soul on a scale to determine your options.
Anyone that practices a religion of deception and viotriolness towards anyone outside their religion will be judged much more harshly.
>>27784286
Open up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage.
>>27784422
LOOMIS
>>27784471
Your undergoing depression and have a chemical imbalance in your brain. Seek medical treatment and support from a doctor as your top priority. Do it now before your condition severes and offsets any other difficulties in your life
>>27781333
I want direction and purpose in my life.
>>27781333
I wish to become a successful musician.
>>27781333
Can I have happiness?
God, my physical body aches. I feel twisted, knotted, and it makes it difficult for me to focus outside of myself. I often find myself wishing to be taller lately. I know that I am very good looking for who I am but that makes me uncomfortable a lot of the time. I want to be healed, to know how to use, love and live within my physical form. Thank you.
>>27781333
I wish for a package of Nutter Butters
>>27784657
Granted. Receive your physical confirmation.
>>27784685
Dilligently strive for it and cut off anything that distracts you from reaching it.
>>27784691
Focus on getting medical attention as your biggest priority right now.
>>27781333
I wish for the inner strength and the brainpower to meet the challenges of my time, so that I can build a brighter future and make my parents proud. My two grandmothers have already passed before I could impress them. Ready to pick up my book.
>>27784873
I did the physical confirmation but got nothing. I read a paragraph about a boy in a motel bringing ice up to a room while on the run from the government.
>>27781333
I wish I had 500000 more wishes then :^)
>>27784873
You apparently are god, because I need medical attention desperately. My mental capacity feels like it's deteriorating rapidly. My moods go back and forth like a fucking pendulum. I feel like I should be on meds.
Anyways, even though it may seem silly, this helped me bolden my idea that I need to get therapy or medication. Thanks.
>>27784928
Granted. Don't ever doubt yourself
>>27784959
Thats your confirmation babe.
>>27784960
Granted, you get your wishes until the threads 404s.
>>27785002
Get well and never lose hope. Listen to yourself more
>>27784959
Its apparent to every male what your confirmation means. Care for me to elaborate?
>>27784800
Pls don't skip me god :(
I want to be content with what i already have
I wish for 1 gf
>>27785258
Yes. I might just be overthinking it.
>>27784800
>>27785369
I've been meaning to get to you. Excersize for an hour each day. Doesn't have to be weights. Can be calisthetics or jogging. You need to increase the blood flow pumping throughout your body, and then gradually incorporate a fit mindset and outlook.
>>27785490
Thank you my friend, I've been working at it and have been exercising doing yoga but everyonce in a while I step back and feel that it wasn't made a difference or at least not the difference I wanted
>>27785490
Should I get a book?
>>27785449
Then be content
>>27785459
Get off of 4chan and make yourself more expandable
>>27785465
"a boy in a motel bringing ice up to a room while on the run from the government"
The forefront of a man's mind is all about conquest and thrill and roads which usually makes them feel lonely and isolated at times, heck even distressed and nervous a lot of the timr. And the ice in the bucket is a metaphor for how frozen and numb the boy feels in his current situation. Men are typically numb to their emotions and feelings while embracing adrenaline and thrill of their adventure seeking. A lot of guys feel deterred from asking girls out because they might be scared, broke, distracted, or obligated by their journeys. You just have to give him a reason to look at you as a conquest.
>>27785553
Then increase the intensity of your workouts till you have rosy red cheeks and a euphoric state of mind. Be mindful of what you put into your body. And by all means get that confirmation.
>>27784928
>>27785167
>Granted. Don't ever doubt yourself
Well I never.
I just checked my email inbox and actually got two new job offers, this can't be real. Godspeed to you as well.
>>27785744
Neither should I. Amen
>>27785694
It's not easy to be content. Im always jealous, greedy and impatient. I always want more - be more successful, fitter, more knowledgable , and hardly does it ever work out. I want to be happy with what im already have and stop being envious of others. What do i do god... im so... lost..
>>27781333
I wish to be able to instantly lucid dream whenever I want when i go to sleep, control length as long as I want almost and have perfect stability and vividness and able to wake up whenever I want from it.
>tfw this is potentially achievable but not without a lot of practice, training, discipline and effort
>tfw been trying off and on for 2 years or so
>>27785919
Your impulsive feelings to want more are completely normal. To find content with what you have already is abnormal. You do not have to feel ashamed of yourself deep down inside. But dont let it block you from being an honest and good man. Perhaps you will find content with this answer which will lead you to feeling content over all. You should feel content for your overall discontent of your discontent.
Can you grant me a green thumb? Not physically but metaphorically. I wish to be good with plants
>>27786037
Drugs and alcohol hinder the brains capacity to lucid dream.
>>27786131
Granted.
I wish I had the power to exterminate humanity.
>>27786159
And I do neither.
I wish I could start over again 10,000 miles from here
I wish you did too. I also wish you would use it. I mean, if I wished you had that power and you turned into a fucking saint at the last minute and were like "wait, I was being dramatic, I don't really hate everyone THAT much...", I'd be pretty pissed off. If I get you this power you'd better fucking use it desu.
>>27786159
I drink all the fucking time and literally every time I sleep it's lucid. It isn't dreams though it's usually nightmares, like me getting stabbed, raped (this one happens the most), attacked by my friends, being hunted by the devil... Just because it's lucid doesn't mean you can control shit much.
I wish for wisdom.
>>27786260
There's a difference between lucid and vibid. CTRL F love is life and read that tidbit.
>>27786278
Wisdom seeps in as you step out of your comfort zone
>>27786224
Do it
>>27786205
I meant that for future reference as you keep on striving towards full control.
>>27786225
I possess a human vessel right now and achieving my full power to change the entire world is going to take a bit more time of me.
Im meme magicking my presence here on earth so people can feel eased in when I reach my final form.
>>27781333
I want to get laid by a qt girl this year.
>>27786541
Vivid*
Ive been doing this for several hours now. Excuse the typos
>>27786571
Granted. Now embrace the light.
>>27786278
>>27786541
Then I wish for courage, so that I can experience this world.
>>27786586
Thanks, I knew I could always count on God
Are supernatural powers or slightly above human level abilities out of the question to wish for? If I got one I would want literally nothing more, and I would use it to help people if possible.
But I'm guessing it impedes the quantum mechanics of the universe
>>27786616
To achieve great courage is to not let failure deter you. Embrace the shadow as you turn it into light
>>27786689
It is possible but mainstream science forbids concurrently forbids to acknowledge it which is a societal norms. Nikola Tesla has a lot of wisdom on it.
>>27786774
***It is possible but mainstream science concurrently forbids to acknowledge it which is a societal norm. Nikola Tesla has a lot of wisdom on it.
>>27786774
So if it is possible and does not impede the quantum mechanics of the universe, then I wish to have whatever amazing ability you're willing or capable to grant me. I would love something like precognition, if I had to pick.
>>27786834
The problem with precognition is that it isn't stable. You can train yourself to be 80% accurate with seeing the future, but there will always be interference in your anatomic structure from different sources of energy and frequencies your eyes can't see that your unconscious picks up on.
If you want to start absorb all you can on the teachings of Nostradamus and Nikola Tesla.
The more you train your mind to seeing the future, the better you get at it. It's not something that happens overnight, itll take you some before you have a higher rate of accuracy but it is possible.
>>27787035
Investigate into both of them and unravel the link between those two and their thoughts.
Everyone has a 6th sense, but it's a sense you train to train like the way you train your ears to pick up on sounds ir your eyes when you pick up on color.
>>27787035
Thank you. One last question if you don't mind:
Is time control in any way possible? If so, how could I harness it? I refrained from asking about that considering how farfetched it seems to be, but I'm genuinely curious about it here.
>>27786774
Weird question here.
I'm an autogynephiliac and wish to be cured from this mental disorder of wanting to be a tranny. Can you do that for me?
>>27786541
I'm striving alright but I wouldn't mind the easy way out if there was one.
I've had very few lucid dreams, and none this year or most of the last.
Yet thats mainly my own fault because i put it off till later and later to fap, browse 4chan or play vidya and then go to sleep so tired and so late at night and drained of energy from fapping or lack of sleep that I don't try any lucid dream techniques that night, or the next, and the next, and the next etcc.
I wish to have an animal companion, a dog, a cat, anything.
I've always loved animals, and I want a friend in the form of one.
This thread is literally /x/ tier "I'm a demon/succubi/ayylien, ask me anything" shit desu
>>27781333
I wish I understood concepts quicker.
>>27787132
Your mind is biologically wired to configure in a spectrum of one gender only. You can never mentally grasp what the other gender is about since you are not biologically wired for it. You can act and pretend to be the other gender, but you can never fully understand what it's like to be the other gender. It's just biologically and physically impossible. Gender isnt a social construct, its a biological trait. Transgender or gender fluid people are mentally ill and need to be institutionalized and be ECT'ed.
>>27787096
No, but you can alter your conception of time.
>>27781333
I wish that i could be confident in myself
>>27781333
I want to fall in love.
This was not original, damn.
I wish to be with my best friend and close friends in another city after the sports tournament.
>>27787280
ah I knew it! god does hate trannies
ha ha I'm fucked
>>27787280
Assumed as such. Can't trust the happy merchant's doctors, so I'll just wait until there's a doctor I can trust to perform it. Thanks god.
I wish to see the girl I love tomorrow
>>27787228
Focus and overcome your anxiety that you get from learning
>>27787219
Go recieve your physical confirmation
>>27787212
Goto a rescue shelter
>>27787196
Anything you want will happen if you apply yourself and avoid distractions
>>27781333
hey God, how are you?
could I please have a successful date tonight?
thanks,
your pal,
anon
>>27787289
Confidence is correlated with competence. Go work on your nobility and achieving wisdom.
>>27787303
You have to love yourself first before others can love you.
>>27787310
You can if you desire it that much.
>>27787318
Being a good and honest person matters more then how you see yourself.
>>27787340
If you are destined to be with her you will be.
>>27787334
Try to avoid anything related to transgender for the time being. I cast you self restraint if you have it in your heart to accept it.
>>27787351
Granted. Good vibrations and love is in the forecast for you
>>27787351
Indeed. Granted. One love Anon
>>27787522
>>27787539
fuck yeah my wish got double granted!!!!
thanks God
>>27787442
>You have to love yourself first before others can love you.
That wish being granted would include me being able to feel something again
>>27787567
No problem at all. Stay gold desu
>>27781333
i wish for every thing i need
>>27787574
Can you feel that I love you?
>>27787594
All your physiological needs will be met.
>>27781333
I wish an opportunity presented itself to get out of this country forever.
>>27787671
Granted. Now go create your opportunity.
I wish for the moral backbone to seek the truth (always), honor my family (always) and struggle for justice, peace and liberation against the subjugation of the peoples by the cabal of international bankers(always).Is this too much to ask? Basically I'm asking for the moral courage to be up to the task of all of the mentioned things.
>>27781333
I wish to be a competent, disciplined person with lots of willpower and a kind heart
Sustaining this thread and granting these wishes for all this time has considerably drained me. I'm going to get myself a gyro deluxe and a cherry coke to replenish my power. Feel free to ask or request away anything in the short duration that I am gone, I will certainly get back to you.
>>27781333
I wish for her to give me a chance
>>27787344
I meant that I wish for an animal to present itself to me, as I cannot actively search out any shelter
>>27787712
Granted, embrace the shadow with a light
>>27787735
Granted, go and embrace the light
>>27787753
Granted, dont fuck it up
I wish to be a good person with motivation to help others
>>27787768
Animals present themselves for shelter to people all the time. All it takes is food.
>>27787750
Can I continue doing great in nearly everything? life has been pretty good to me and I want that to continue
bon appetit God
>>27787841
Granted, now go be a beacon of light, energy and positive vibrations
God does the confirmation book need to be a physical book or can I read from an ebook
>>27787868
Granted, if your lightbulb ever does burn out, you just need to simply change it.
>>27781333
God I wish to do well at things and for people I love to also do well at things
>>27787881
Physical.
Make my oneitis love me again
Or make my mistakes go away
>>27787901
How noble. Granted
>>27787925
Granted. Wayward with you kindred spirit
>>27787904
My passage was something about adjusting you eyes to learn to better visualize lights and shadows. Cryptic.
Thank you God
Keep on bumping this thread with your wishes and questions.
Anything that you like to ask, ask away.
I'll be right back
I want to find a girl like this, to love and to have multiple children with, and be happy with.
>>27781333
I wish I was good at something
>>27788024
second pic
cute/10
>>27781333
please help my grandfather have a speedy recovery.
I wish to be blessed and loved by nature, and to connect with the earth and the creatures who live on it.
>>27781333
God tell me more about the thread theme
You're not here to actually prey on us are you
>>27781333
Will I make it, will I be able to make the right decisions and be thoughtful enough to get to where I want to be?
>>27787830
God, it is I, the anon from >>27787712
So I walked to my bookshelf.
Kept the lights in the room off to keep it random.
Felt around for a random book.
Picked it out.
The Heart of Mid-Lothian by Sir Walter Scott
opened to a random page (page 265 in my edition)
Stumbled upon this passage:
>She had reached the door of the apartment, when, suddenly turning, she came back, and knelt down by the bedside. "O father, give me your blessing - I dare not go till ye bless me. Say but God bless ye, and prosper ye, Jeanie - try but to say that !"
>Instinctively, rather than by an exertion of intellect, the old man murmured a prayer, that "purchased and promised blessings might be multiplied upon her."
>"He has blessed mine errand," said his daughter, rising from her knees, "and it is borne in upon my mind that I shall prosper."
>So saying, she left the room.
Ah, truly I do believe! Truly I do believe!
Glory be to God, Glory be to the Creator, of All that ever was, ever is and ever will be.Was that really you talking to me during my first acid trip? I always suspected so, just a gut feeling of having made divine contact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0-wqQ6jhJY
Oh God, I wish for the will to lose weight. I've been fat since I was a little kid, and I don't want to be fat.
>>27781333
I wish to be able to think rationally in high pressure scenarios. I wish to be able to hurt myself to save someone that I love. I want to think how I do now in a situation where my life is in danger. What I mean is, I don't want my flight instinct to be able to stop me from doing what I know is right. I want to not have a flight instinct.
>>>/x/
spooky thread desu
>>27788024
>>27788053
Granted. Go get that cutie
>>27788119
Granted
>>27788120
Granted, acknowledge and embrace the universal love
>>27788046
Practice makes perfect
>>27788214
No not at all, it was to add a more chilling effect cause what scares you makes you curious to understand
>>27788303
Yes you will. Just stop being so lazy
>>27788334
Godspeed anon
>>27788377
Decrease your calorie intake and excersize more, you got this
>>27788396
I grant you the strength to face your fears. Don't waste it.
>>27788334
It couldn't have been me, must have been your spirits guardian
>>27788816
Not nearly enough traffic. Maybe if I have more of a following I would one day.
Oh god
How do I stop being lazy.
It used to be normal laziness, now I'm a depressedsack of shit who is too lazy to do any form of labor
>>27788898
Thanks God. I'm gonna do it, be legendary like the book said!
>>27781333
I wish to become a wiser man.
>>27789069
Vegetating in front of a screen filling yourself with nhilism and killing your motivation and energy levels in the process because of lack of physical activity, causing you mild depression and catatonia.
Do jumping jacks till you wish you were dead, eat a shit ton of food, sleep and repeat the process till you have your energy levels back.
>>27789078
Godspeed and Amen to you
>>27789119
Wisdom can only be obtained by stepping out of your comfort zone by doing different things you normally wouldn't do. I fortify you with the strength to obtain it. Don't waste it
>>27788898
love you god, I will embrace and acknowledge the universal love
also tfw missed quints
>>27789224
Love you too. And almost trips on top of it
Not going to let this thread slide into oblivion
Bump so mo
I guess I'll bump with my plan till someone comes along
Well basically, the only reason why im back is that humanity is in the cusp of going extinct as well as to destroy every religion since its holding humanity back from saving the planet. By the year 2100 only a few remnants of humanity will remain at the rate of which things are heading too.
There needs to be a new age of technological and scientific expansion that explores the supernatural and non physical phenomenon, and a scientific race to usher in new technologies within the next 5 years or else this entire planet is doomed.
>>27789558
based god
vcmbxbkl cvmnxcv
>>27789558
First things first there needs to be a technology that is developed that cleans up the ozone layer of all greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting at an exponential rate.
If you have noticed the irregular weather fluctuations, it has been because of it and it's only going to get worse from here on out. The summers will get hotter and more humid, and the winters will get even colder.
There will be an increase of tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, volcano erruptions and every natural disaster and greenhouse gases all leading up to the deterioration of this planet and Yellowstone erupting devastating this entire planet and leading to the collapse of everything
>>27789709
And when Yellowstone does erupt, the technology to clean the atmosphere will already be there to utilize for damage control.
The second thing that needs to be developed is a synthetic material that is capable of supressing the entire energy of a nuclear bomb, that way nuclear missiles will never be a threat ever to humanity, ww3 will be deterred and to be utilized in containing the eruption of Yellowstone.
And basically that's it.
Religion prevents any rational thinking towards scientific progress and is a mechanism to keep the masses ignorant at this point of time.
I wish for good friends.
all I want is to have a girl like this fall in love with me and be with me
God, grant me a Tec-9 with plenty of ammuntion and a t-shirt that says " Natural Selection"
>>27781333
i wish to find a mentor in the field of cybersecurity
>>27781333
Make me win a date tonight that will lead to a long term girlfriend.
>>27781333
I wish my girl and I could both get healthier.
Are you still there God?
I wish that my next date comes soon and goes really well, marking the beginning of an amazing lifelong relationship.
>>27791757
>You can't wish for anything that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe.
You may want to read the rules again
I want to experience happiness, please
>>27781333
I wish I could be like the Heroes of legends,bringing hope,light and love to my misbegotten brothers and sisters here and there who are lonely and hurting,and to slay the Dragon in whatever form it takes in this world.
>>27781333
OP, I wish they figure out if I'm going to die soon the next time I visit the doctors. Thanks.
bump for god
>>27781333
God I want to ask
Why did you not make me pretty?
I wish for super powers
>>27782469
what book is that? looks really good dude
>>27781333
I've lurked and read all your wisdom God.
You're a cool guy. Despite not being a robot and only lurking this board once in a while, this thread is something special. So my request is simple
Hit me up on Skype? amit.bundy
>>27781333
i wish id have more determination and a better hardworking attitude
I wish I knew how to stay positive.
>>27781333
I wish i could get dubs more often
>>27795321
so close :C
Bumpitty bump, will grant more wishes and wisdom later
>>27790758
Granted, go and embrace the universal loving energy
>>27790778
Seek and you shall find
>>27790817
A mentor is out there for you
>>27790855
Don't look at facing women like it's an uphill battle, they're timid and shy creatures
>>27790866
I bless you both of good health, don't waste it
>>27791757
Feel the love and never fill your heart with hate
>>27791863
Don't be afraid anymore for the future, embrace it with a warmth and light. Let the heavens bask you in radiance and strength
>>27791903
Go and be legendary. That's your destiny. Every hero started as a fool
>>27793759
You are pretty. Sexual attraction comes in different shapes, sizes and feelings
>>27794773
Thank you anon, but I can't disclose my identity right now at this time as much as it would be nice to talk to you in person.
>>27795285
Granted. Now feel the light.
>>27795317
Never fill your mind or heart with hate. Never forget about the love and the light
>>27795321
>>27795371
I won't grant you something so wasteful
Bumpitty bumpitty bump bump
Meme magic meme magic can't you see,
Sometimes your feels just hypnotize me
>>27797078
It's the skype anon here. No problem god. Mind if I ask, will there be more of these threads? Because I'll hit /r9k/ more often if so.
I have insane curiousity and desire to know and learn from you, and have a few interesting questions for you, and they aren't the "why is there evil in the world" clichea kind of crap. May I?
I wish i was a happy person . That's all
>>27797358
I will be making these threads more frequently. Feel free to soak in and apply everything I share since I do it for a reason. Any questions that you have I'll be sure to answer.
>>27797490
Embrace the warmth of the light and avoid filling your body and mind with hatred. Love is the key to life.
>>27781333
I wish I was happy, original comment, for God.
>>27797662
Let the heavenly light fill your body, mind and soul with love and strength.
>>27797626
What makes you think i'm filled with hate? Fucking faggot
>>27781333
I wish to have a stable relationship.
>>27797768
:'^)
>>27797785
Seek and you will find
God here. Just going to take it in the ass for five minutes or so. Will be back soon
Just so you know i have my own wishes too. Like not being such a faggot. Nothing i can do about it right now though, unfortunetly.
Also just so you know i fucking hate niggers. Like really fuking despise them. I mean c'mon look at those fucking monkeys. Ever wondered why the third world is such a shithole? Yeah you got it. My doing right there. Don't let that double chinned retard in the vatican make you think otherwise
>>27796934
how do you suggest i find my mentor
I want gf
>>27781333
Grant me motivation.
Also, I have no books. An ebook would do?
You know you guys should just ask me instead
