>tfw virgin fembot
>tfw sexually frustrated
>tfw getting aroused around my dog and secretely want to get fucked by him
>>27737967
>virgin fembot
How does this happen?
"fembots" everyone.
oiia
>There are girls who fuck their dogs while I remain a virgin
This is something that always bothered me.
>>27737967
Want to go on a date with me?
>>27737967
bestiality fantasies are incredibly common, OP. carrying out a single, mild act is less common but not unheard of. give him a bit of a tug, see how you feel after.
source: I've been reading any literature on bestiality I can find
>>27737984
im really shy so i never talk to guys and no guy has ever asked me out. probably a combination of intimidation causing them to never talk to me and if they do talk to me they think im autistic or rude and not interested
>>27738083
Simple question.
Are you a land whale or NEET board woman?
>im really shy
Well there's your problem right there.
If you want to give your dog some fuck give him some fuck. If you would talk to a guy then you'll realize he's just as terrified as you are.
>just don't talk to chad
>>27738083
>and no guy has ever asked me out
Demonstrably incorrect. I did. >>27738019
CANINED
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BITCHES CANT RESIST THE KNOT
>>27737967
show me ya tits fucker
fembot my fucking ass.
>>27737967
I bet you're a lardass.
In that case, all fat people should be lined up against a wall and shot.
>>27737967
Don't do anything sexual with your dog. Either it will be really weird, or a slippery slope where you'll push the limits every time. Just watch some porn and slick or something.
>>27738083
you literally got asked on a date 2 posts above. if that falls through at least you always have a red rocket layin around B^)
also sage'd
>>27738115
tbqh I want to date a girl who is at least comfortable with the fantasy of bestiality. she doesn't need to be able to carry it out.
>>27738115
no one in real life. also id rather not date a random autist i know nothing about.
>>27738111
im 105 pounds and not a neet i go to college currently.
>>27738184
>also id rather not date a random autist i know nothing about.
Oh but fucking your dog is fine though?
>>27738184
lady, you're a random autist we know nothing about. but you need to set your bar incredibly low to even have a shot at something
>>27738209
Took the words right out of my mouth. I got muted and all.
>>27738184
>id rather not date a random autist i know nothing about
i'm gainfully employed, do i qualify?
do it OP.
just.
do it.
>>27738184
>105 pounds
>college
Unf! Femanon you need to talk to boys at your campus in some of your courses. They most likely have the same interests as you.
Set your standards low by asking one of those nerdy guys from the CS department on a date. Work your way up from there as you build confidence.
Use them like they would use you...
>>27738184
Lets see that face plate robot.
>no bully
>>27738042
Tell me more anon originality
>>27737984
She's a stereotypical whore who wants her 10/10 to demand she fucks him and that's it. That is the majority of women, assuming she is even being honest. Stop being so new.
>>27738247
Don't do it. Never fall for the memes.
>>27738247
>that wink
FUCK YOU CHIP THUNDERKNOT
THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN EVEN CHAD'S DOG GETS LAID AND YOU DON'T
>>27738279
>one of those nerdy guys from the CS department on a date.
no thanks, maybe if i actually was a landwhale or ugly but id rather not do that. not saying i want a chad, just not some memeing autistic loser
>>27738209
This is the flawless logic of the so called "fembots", pal.
>>27738323
Hey you don't know that she may want...>>27738336
Nevermind.
Bitch you need to get your head out of your ass and realize if you're going to bitch about not getting laid then deny a beta male CS major you're not going to get laid.
If chad hasn't taken you yet you're not worth it.
Get the fuck out with your "I'M SO UNDESIRABLE" shit.
>>27738336
FUCKING TYPICAL "FEMBOT" WHORE SLUT
>>27738313
if I could copy and paste from my book I would, but the citations are all from various studies in the last 40 years or so. estimates somewhere around 1-2% of the population based on those studies, but probably higher because its not something anyone wants to admit. though that number shoots up quite a bit when you look at rural areas, since there's way more opportunity.
>>27738336
You know what I was actually trying to give you some good advice on this but nah fuck that.
Go fuck your dog.
>I'd rather fuck my dog and complain about men not liking me than lower my standards
I'm not even a robot I'm just here for the lulz but you took it over the line.
I might be with you /r9k/ on this one women are fucking shit.
>fembot
No such thing. Fuck off to reddit degenerate whore
>>27737967
Daily reminder that it is you're own responsibility to derail or ignore fembot threads
>>27738465
all of those women would fuck a dog for the right price.
>>27738465
rollerinoosos
>>27738465
Please get the latina
>>27738336
Then you better prepare your cunt for that knot. It's the best roasties of your ilk can get.
>>27738465
i dont know if jayden james is there but i better get jayden james
>>27738336
>memeing autistic loser doesn't want to date a memeing autistic loser
tbqh she fits in fine here if thats the only criteria
>>27738465
Give me that nostalgia fap
>>27738465
Relling@Fap
>>27738336
Just fuck your dog senpai.
>>27738465
Whatever, I was going to fap anyway.
>>27738465
fuck it, rollen
When are dog brothels going to become legal
>>27738465
let's see a ron jeremy roll
>>27738613
they literally are legal in many states. look it up.
then you can always go to some asian third world country. the cabbies will have a menu of local brothels for literally EVERY fetish. these are places that pimp out kids, they're definitely not above bestiality
>>27738465
alexis texas or bust
>>27737967
>tfw you will never fuck a girl with a dog's dick
>>27738645
I don't wanna get vanned, though
>>27738645
tfw cuba used to be THE donkey show capital of the world until castro took over and shut down all the brothels.
>>27738675
I fucked my ex with one of those :^)she took it with her when we broke up :^(
>>27738465
Rock n rolll
can you make fun of my small penis op
post your e621 profile OP
>>27738675
My gf has 2 Bad Dragon dildos. They're actually really nice. 1 has been in my butt
>>27738692
go to washington. last I checked everything to do with bestiality is 100% legal in that state, including brothels. there's other states to if you just bother to research it
>>27738772
I thought that ended after Mr Hands
>>27738336
>tfw girls would fuck a dog rather than me
>>27738861
CS major a bitch right?
>>27738771
I really wish they had more cock sheath designs
>>27738465
HEEEERE WE GOOOO!
2 second mute wtf
is it just me or are there a lot of beast threads recently. is it all trolling or is it becoming more popular?
>>27739837
>not realizing girls fucking dogs is the new meme
>>27737967
if you do it, make sure you put socks on its front feet so it doesn't claw you
>>27739866
so what you're saying is that girls fucking dogs hasn't been spreading yet but will once the meme takes hold?
>>27737967
Are you Whitney Wisconsin?
Post pics OP
That is so disgusting I would never touch a woman who's done anything with a dog
>>27739897
Maybe she wants to get clawed, haha.
>>27738465
Rolling fampai
>>27739866
Embrace the inevitable. It was already on the way up before i started seeing this may may.
>>27740063
for
>>27739905
jsajdajjadkwas
>>27739866
>2016+0.25
>getting cucked by Sparky Rocketcrotch
>>27738465
this is an original roII
>>27738465
rollerinio
>>27738336
kill yourself deluded roastie whore
>>27740397
cant really say i blame her. if she was ugly and fat i could see why she is on the level of those stem guys but if she is young and at least average she doesnt need to settle for a loser. they will be on the same level in their late 20s and 30s once those guys get a wagecuck job and start getting promoted. then once she gets older she will be on their level and can marry those guys.
Stupid dirty fembot. Take your shit story about being fugly to twatter, where it belongs. You are not fucked because:
a)You do not wanna fuck guys who are interested
b)No normal guys wanna fuck your landwhale body
Kill yourself stupid bitch
>>27738465
rollin cos why not desu
>>27737967
There is nothing wrong with letting your dog fuck you. At least, unlike a nigger, it is a bro tier animal that won't make you a single mother or beat the crap out of you.
>>27737967
What about niggers you fuck niggers?
simple but effective troll thread.
Robots are nothing if not highly predictable.
Fellows, notice the bait and switch tactic: once the audience had assembled the attitude does a 180.
>>27738336
pivot is here.
>>27738336
>rather fucks dog than some memeing autistic loser
what are you doing posting on /r9k/
>>27738336
Bait
Irig1474
>>27737967
women can't be sexually frustrated
one would have fucked me by now
>>27738336
Good one anon, good one.
Idaho Buffalo
Hey fuckstick, what state.
I'll give it to you ruff.
do it
take the knot
>>27742222
n-nice quads
>>27738465
> they're all fap worthy
where's the risk?
>>27738701
Based castro BTFOing roasties since 19-something
>>27738465
AYO 3dpd
Just fuck your dog, get creampied by it and post the vid here OP. Otherwise fuck off.
>>27738465
rollan
>>27738465
Gigi Rivera or some other latina. Don't give me no plain white Jane.
>>27738323
I hate these type of women. Especially the ones who deny it.
