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can a nigga get some university feelings up in here
>last day of class before i graduate
>nothing happened
>went home without talking to anyone
>be at home on a friday night while everyones partying and celebrating the last day of classes
so anticlimactic, i guess thats what happens when you dont make any real friends at school in 5 years
Spent an 4 hours studying for an exam that I missed all the lectures for and still managed to get a C
Shits doing ok. Just moving along
>staked my entire life on making academia my entire life
>the whole test of whether i should shoot myself in the brain or not is whether i made it into ivy phd
>tfw literally years spent gambling, praying, hoping, worrying, working
>tfw made it into ivy phd
>>27736438
Congrats anon whatcha doing?
>>27736159
I'm graduating in 4 weeks and there's the obligatory celebration each year. Everyone is super excited about this.
>"Oh my god, I'm so excited for the graduation party. My parents will come too. They HAVE TO or I will drag them, hihihi... my boyfriend already has a nice suit. I just need a nice dress hihihi..."
>"So will your parents come too Anon?"
"I hadn't really planned on going there actually."
"WHAAAAAT!?!?!? Aren't your parents proud of you? Come on, this is a once in a lifetime occasion. You HAVE TO do this!"
>"My parents don't really give a shit I guess. They just want to get rid of me ASAP."
>"Oh..."
>"Hm."
>awkward silence
>>27736489
I can't even greentext right. Shit.
>>27736159
>freshman
>math major
>calc II and discrete math tests today
>failed both
FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I might have to switch majors... the thing is that I'm good at calc I just messed up when I needed to prove myself
>tfw a professor blew up at you for "not trying", falling asleep in class, and not knowing what you should by this point today
I've studied all that I should to my knowledge between classes, almost always stay on top of my work, get eight hours of sleep a night and I'm still failing and giving off this impression.
This weekend I intended to do almost nothing but studying and I already know it's not going to help one bit.
>literally do nothing but study and gym
>still getting BTFO and drowning in coursework
>still behind in everything
HOW DO THESE NORMIES WITH JOBS AND WHO GO OUT PARTYING DO IT?! REEEEEEEEE CHAD
>>27736592
This is what I want to know too. I think I'm just stupid.
>>27736159
>be on a media course
>be one of the few people who is actually good at what we do
>always expected to carry the weaker students in group work
>pain in the ass
mfw I am one of the few people who will get a job at the end of all of this
>go to lecture
>sit alone
>eat alone
>go home
>engage escapism
like school with more homework
>>27736610
I'm convinced at most Unis there's wide spread cheating that's just kept on the down low
For some of my classes there are online quizzes which if you got 1 person who knew all the answers you could just copy off, it makes no sense how these dumb Chads are all getting 10/10 while me and the other autists who literally study all day are only getting 7-8/10. Same with assessments how do these guys get full marks and yet can barely answer a single question in class
>PARTYING
>ON PHONE IN CLASS 24/7
>WORKS PART TIME
>STILL GETS BETTER MARKSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27736647
not everybody can win ya kno ;)
>>27736489
fuck not looking forward to this
>parents coming to grad ceremony
>everyone else is gonna take pics with their friends and shit
>gonna have to be in photos by myself with my parents while they wonder why the fuck i dont have any friends to take pictures with
shoulda just skipped out on going to the ceremony to be desu
>>27736592
friends in the same class to study with and cheat off, older friends who have taken the class before that can give them study material, test banks and coursehero/koofers/whatever the fuck else accounts from their/their friend's fraternity, high sense of motivation due to a bright future
it's literally unreal how much help normies get in college, both directly and as a product of circumstance. i roomed with an uberchad freshman year and sort of swam in his wake since we were in similar majors and he would pass some of his study materials and whatnot along to me. the instant i go off and live in an apartment sophomore year and have nobody to fall back on my GPA plummets. college is pretty hard on your own brah.
>tfw history major
>tfw finally graduating
>tfw 5th year senior due to laziness my first two years
>tfw shitty gpa
>tfw no job prospects or internships
>tfw after college I'll be working the same shitty jobs I could have after high school only with a shit ton of debt because me and my parents fell for the college meme
JUST
>>27736592
>>27736610
>>27736647
I've had a lot of contact to normies during my studies and I've come to know a thing or two.
1) For a lot of exams, there are so called 'catalogues' which contain questions. For each semester, the lecturers compose an exam, which consists of questions from that said catalogue. Most of the normies have somehow access to this catalogue and pass it from hand to hand.
2) A lot of kids in universities come from rich families. (it's a type of 'rich' which most of you have probably never seen, even if you think you come from a wealthy family, you're not THAT type of wealthy). These kids hire ghostwriters for their papers or just give a few bucks to a poor student who writes it for them.
3) In many exams, at least in my uni, they write them in huge lecture rooms where it's literally impossible to check each person. The normie kids send in someone else who writes the exam for them and simply puts their name on the paper in the end. This is actually pretty common practice here.
>>27736731
welcome to the club anon, maybe you could use what you learned to get published or something
>>27736731
God you shouldn't have been so lazy than you stupid idiot
>>27736925
>published
>while not being a professor at some uni
Lol.
>>27736549
I am back in school for a similar subject at the age of 26. Keep trying and just remember the most important thing is passing, and sticking with it! Not everyone can do this kind of work. You should be proud of yourself... And also work harder.
>>27736905
>2.5 gpafags actually believe this
>>27736438
fuuck yeah anon, good job!
>that crushing realization that you blew what was supposed to be your best chance at making new friends and socializing and now it's only going to get harder once i've graduated
>>27736549
>the thing is that I'm good at calc
>calc II and discrete math tests today
>failed both
no shut the fuck up you suck at math, if you didn't you would've at least passed. switch majors.
>got accepted into two colleges
>first school already sent me my financial aid summary and offered me a good dorm, but I have to accept by May or I have to stay in the shitty dorms
>the second school STILL hasn't told me about what aid I'd get even after I sent an email
I graduated from college in December of 2013.
>wasn't even taking that difficult of a major with goal of going to grad school
>was basically friendless and miserable the entire time even though i had the typical college experience (lived in a dorm freshman year then apartment next 3 years, part time job on campus too)
>the isolation and misery made me perform like shit in classes because the mindless studying with no real goal in mind killed me
>took no screw-around classes, had 4-5 real classes every quarter
>graduated 2 quarters early with meh GPA
>move back home with parents in april 2014 because "ill be applying to grad school and don't want to get in apartment lease" plus they live in the Bay Area so its extremely expensive and i pay them rent even though i have/had no friends living here
>have shit paying job that's supposed to be kind of like one of those "foot in the door" jobs
>have absolutely no motivation to apply for grad school because not only will i not get in, but i cant imagine another 3 years of the studying hell and debt and being alone there too and ill be the same worthless loser if i finish grad school as i was before it
>been lying to parents for 2 years that ive applied and just been rejected because of how hard it is to get into (which it is)
>no clue what im going to do with my life
>>27737143
Give them a few more weeks until several days before May
Make sure to give a few days of processing time aka don't reply on April 30sth
>>27737215
Still, it's got me really paranoid because they might run out of space before May 1st, that's just the deadline.
>>27737244
It seems like they're reserving spots until May and if there was room left, I'm sure you could barter for the better dorms then, but maybe send them an e-mail asking if you should be concerned with them running out of room, or if the spacing is first-come-first-serve
>>27736647
>I'm convinced at most Unis there's wide spread cheating that's just kept on the down low
How do you think retards and Stacies get passing grades? Even a Stacy can't Affirmative Action her way out of failing a multiple-choice test.
I can only speak personally for Engineering college, but almost every passing student is part of a group of several students who get the right answers through a combination of delegation (each of them solving a small part of the questions, then sharing the answers) and outright cheating.
Talk to people, even if you hate them it's worth it to get a passing grade. I don't personally know anyone who got a degree without cheating at least a little bit.
>>27736159
also
>tfw i wont be seeing as many qts in my day to day life anymore
ya thats def what i'm gonna miss most about university
fuck i shoulda just majored in psych or some shit, so many qts in those classes
>>27737380
so what? so you could sit there and look at them and then at the end of the day beat yourself up over the fact that you never talk to them
>>27736549
>fail calc II
>good at calc
No, you're shit. You should switch majors immediately if you're failing both subjects.
>>27737405
idc man, they were cute and i liked looking at them
plus they were so cute that i already knew i'd have no chance so i wouldnt even bother fantasizing about me talking to them
better than sitting in my stem classes with uggos and actually having to learn something
>>27736159
>go back to uni after years away
>qts everywhere
>finally financial stability and good health and fitness
>no one cares about you anyway
>must be just some old creepy dude studying late at life
>>27736549
Just drop out senpai, you never even had a chance.
>Take last exam for class
>study a good 3 hours before
>Look at test
>I don't know shit
How do you flirt with girls in college?
>a girl in my classes hasn't approached me and tried to date me yet
>the only way I ever get laid is tutoring dumb girls in math
I'm so glad girls are bad at math or I would still be a virgin
>>27736438
I never doubted that you'd make it.
Congratulations, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
How do you fags do well on written programming exams about random shit?
>have 3 roommates
>all of them have social lives and are constantly bringing people to our dorm
>I mostly just stay in my room on my computer
>come straight from class to my room everyday
>no friends
I can't say I didn't try. I went to parties at the start of the year, I just acted awkwardly and put everyone near me off. I joined a video game club but on the first day, people were already in groups that didn't include me. I even managed to talk to a girl, but because we didn't have anything to talk about, the conversation fell flat.
Next semester, I'm going to join the anime club. I've only heard bad things about them, but anime is the only other thing than videogames that I understand. That is my last hope for making any friends at all. If that doesn't work, I'm just going to accept my place and die alone.
>fall for the church girl meme
>hang out at catholic student center all day, meet tons of qts who love religion as much as I do
>"Anon you're my brother in Christ but I don't want to date you"
Every time.
>cute girl in uni
>taking same classes as me
>already has a group of friends so they're basically unapproachable
>>27739010
>a girl from my class approaches me a couple weeks ago
>talk about normal bullshit
>ask her where she's going "I'm just gonna go get food at this greek place"
>"oh I haven't eaten yet, I'll tag along"
>"oh uhhhhhhh, actually I have to go talk to a professor bye"
This has happened more than once
I don't even know what I do, but I apparently do something to make them realize I'm an autist
>>27739218
>I'll tag along
>inviting yourself
That's your problem autismo
>>27739148
>brother in Christ
>christfag friendzone
lmao brutal
>>27739246
What the fuck else am I supposed to do?
"You have to be proactive" they tell me, but being proactive is also creepy, even if it's just to eat some goddamn food for ten minutes and have a conversation
>>27739125
You just gotta practice, my man. Are you struggling with solving the problems themselves or, like, the actual syntax of the language?
>tfw can't transfer next semester because of one fucking missing course
>>27739270
The only thing I've ever wanted is to meet a pure qt catholic girl and have at least 7 kids with her.
>>27736438
Good job, my dude. I'm genuinely happy for you.
>>27736647
>online quizzes
wtf. This is so common nobody even thinks of it as cheating. Are you seriously implying that you study for and get less than full marks on ONLINE QUIZZES? It's like you want to fail.
Next time, do yourself a favor, and ask a random classmate or "Chad" if you can do the quiz with them. The professor expects you to.
Honestly, getting grades is less about grinding and more about knowing what to study. You can't kill yourself on each assignment and expect an A
>>27739712
I dated a catholic girl. I dumped her because didn't want sex before marriage. I didn't want to get roped into marriage for pussy, so i ended it.
>>27740429
That's fair but I'm a huge Christfag and believe that sex is something to be reserved for marriage.
>>27736159
>tfw just fuck up at a exam
I'm seriously considering suicide now, I never cried that much in a long time
>>27736159
>be 4th year in uni
>switched programs during my 2nd year
>forced to take one more year after this because of required courses
>tfw the only 2 friends I had are graduating this year and i'm not
but wait, there's more...
>my 4th year, i realized that i love what i'm studying but it's not what i want to do for the rest of my life\
>considering to study nursing (what i actually want to do) after i graduate next year
>mfw it's another 3-4 years
>i'm probably 27 by then
holy shit, i don't know anymore guys. i want to get married, have lots of kids, and have a good family as well. but i can't start a family nor maintain a relationship when i'm still studying. jesus christ, might as well kill myself.
>>27738909
it's called being a chad ya heard
>>27740451
lmao what an idiot
>>27736159
>all the normies that paid 50% of the attention i did in class get all the jobs because connections/social skills
>i'm back at home trying to figure out how to turn this fucking piece of paper into a job
>all attempts fail because not normie enough
it fucks me off these pieces of shit get life so streamlined, yet when i really put in all my effort in to get somewhere, it all goes to waste and i end up getting laughed at because i'm socially retarded
>>27736159
that happened to me too, but i take solace in the fact that all my friends did the same.
>>27737747
How old? I'm 23 and I just started myself.
>>27736159
>tfw college graduate with 2 degrees
>it sucked to get through
>tfw the working world is LITERALLY 10x worse, and harder, and more miserable
Enjoy college while it lasts. I thought I knew what Hell was.... The definition changes every passing year
>>27739314
You should have just said "oh yeah? I haven't been but I've heard it's good" and wait for her to invite you
Don't ever invite yourself you twat
>>27740971
Either way you'll be 27 one day, may as well get a nursing degree
>>27737747
Age?
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>>27738909
le freshmen here
>first week of college
>get into history class
>"alright now talk with the person next to you about your major"
>girl next to me doesn't even look at me
really set the stage for how this was going to pan out "YEAH COLLEGE I'm going to fuck hot bitches, and totally not be anti-social" haha.. yeahhh fucking right.
>first week of classes
>talk to this asian girl
>she seems pretty fucking depressed
>I sit next to her the first week
>make small talk
>one class we're both earlier
>"oh hey you're stacey right?"
>"I'm married, so don't feel like I'm leading you on"
well shit.. I just thought she was depressed and I was just trying to save a life fuck my shit up
it's actually really hard for me to socialize because everyone is just shutting me out I'm actually trying to be social, and nobody will let me in.
Are there any degrees that aren't a complete waste of time? People seem to shit on most of them
>>27741821
I've had longer conversations with my teachers than with any students.
>>27741911
The only time I've spoken to anyone in my 2 months of university are the people that hand out advertisements to events/clubs
Sometimes I'm not even good enough for them though, like I'll be waiting in line for something and they'll talk to everyone there, but conveniently skip me
Seriously, everybody before me and everybody after me, they don't even look at me
>>27736731
>5th year history major
>no jobs and debt
Jesus christ, mcfucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit. I did an upper level history course as a freshman and that shit was painfully easy. You should've graduated a year early if you have such a piss easy major like that. And I go to a UC.
>>27737021
>normies dont study and cheat together
You are autistic, anon.
>exam monday
>took 10 hits of acid on thursday
>still feel fuzzy
>can't study
>can't work
>can't form complex sentences
>>27741841
First ask yourself what you want to do. Be realistic. Look at jobs you wouldn't mind working, some of them require you have a certificate, and some of them want you to have a BA in the related field.
TLDR
What do you want to do?
How do you do it?
Execute.
don't fall for the degree meme unless it's the path you want to take based on what you want to do in life.
If you want to be a painter, what are the steps you need to achieve to be a paid painter.. do you need an ARTS DEGREE? no. that doesn't even make sense. I'm ranting, but hopefully you get what I'm aiming at.
planning to drop out of the uni Im in - Im a 2nd year - go to a community college and just start over with the hopes of going to a good stem major like ME/EE at a top university in Commiefornia. Now besides the obvious requirement of having a stellar gpa of a 4.0, what other shit do I gotta do to get into a cal like Berkeley or UCSB's college of creative studies?
>Be me
>Dont attend any lectures or really do hw beyond bullshiting
>Hardly motivated to study
>take exams
>Get C's
I could be crusing if i could get myself to give at least as much of a shit as most normal students do
>>27741841
If you can intern/get a year placed into industry then its not a waste of time
>>27736159
Anyone else extremely attracted to the girl in this photo? I know she doesn't look like much, but I can't stop looking at her
>>27742140
Whats your degree?
How many more years are left til you graduate?
>>27742160
>I know she doesn't look like much
your standards must be really high, because she's actually really really attractive. cute face AND a nice body by the looks of it
I just want to be an astronaut famalams. That's why I gotta do all this college bullshit even though becoming an officer in the military and rising up the ladder there wont require a lick of a college degree (as so many others have told me from their time there). Yet Nasa expects you to have a fucking PhD on top of being Lt. Commander or something. Fuckkk, Nasa basically wants Chads as their candidates
FUCK MATH
FUCK
>>27742174
>>27742140
Also if you don't respond I will assume its something meme-tier like CS or Sociology.
>pulled an all nighter between thursday and friday to finish my lab report
>2 hours of sleep on friday
>Saturday 5:39 AM
>working on another project, 90% done
>taking a short break on /r9k/ to post here
Someone tell me I will survive.
Im serious now, would any comp sci majors be willing to do my comp sci homework? I can do your math (calculus, differential equations or linear algebra).
>>27736722
>everyone else is gonna take pics with their friends and shit
>gonna have to be in photos by myself with my parents while they wonder why the fuck i dont have any friends to take pictures with
This happened to me in high school, god forbid it happen again in college. Im thinking about running away the day the graduation ceremony takes place.
I also feel bad for my parents. They want me hard to be normal and have friends but it's not happening. I feel shame.
>degree I'm doing currently is hard, I'm getting shit marks, and I have no interest whatsoever in that field of study
>changing degree to something I like and am good at next semester but also want to change uni to a high-ranking non-local one that I know I can get into
>would be a great opportunity to focus on study, potentially make new friends by living on campus, live independent and get a job which would help my resume
>but I know I won't go through with changing uni because of a fear of moving to the city and because I don't want to leave my family and home town behind
>tfw you realise anyone else with this opportunity would jump on it without thinking but I'm too much of an emotional pussy to do so
>tfw you are destined for failure
>fucked up and chose to do a Management degree
>only thing I was ever good at besides meme-tier things like English and FIlm
>mfw all these fucking normies
It's been nearly 2 whole years and I'm getting sick of being surrounded by wageslave-tier normies every fucking day.
Any underage fags lurking who are choosing what to do, or have chosen what to do (in my fellow Britfag's cases), do NOT pick business.
>>27742260
What language is it? Python?
>mfw i was so fucking bored at my uni that I went on normie yak and I don't know what the fuck compelled me to but I decided to help a retarded anonymous normie who for the life of him could not fucking understand how to code a simple 6 line program.
I wasted a fucking hour trying to tell him what to do with explicit instructions and he STILL kept fucking up for the better part of the hour. It's like some people REALLY shouldnt be in college
>>27742315
>What language is it? Python?
No it's java data structures, for some reason its a fucking requirement for EE.
>>27742299
>tfw I actually was pretty open in junior and senior years of hs and when I was called to the podium to collect my graduation diploma, there was actually audible congratulatory voices in the audience from the students who knew me
>tfw now have no friends and fucking up in college
I'm moving to uni in 9 days guys. This thread is making me really nervous. Any advice? I'm 22.
>>27742235
anon, you will survive
>>27742315
LMFAAAAAAAO 6 line program, tfw coding minimum 1000 line programs in 3rd year...
I tutored a hot ass freshman once and made 200$ but she was fucking retarded...
>>27742231
Its Economics. And the plan is to go to law school afterward.
Im a second semester freshman.
Just need to start giving a shit I guess
>>27742355
Go to lectures. Don't miss a single one for anything
Once you stop going you stop caring about everything and you drop out
>>27742398
This. Fight the urge to stay home.
>>27742410
This reminded me. I miss fucking high school. Sure i didnt have any friends back then either but at least I had tons of free time and was younger. I could watch anime and shitpost here all day without anyone giving me shit for it becaues thats what kids do. Now in college I can barely find time to get on here and when I do, I get my parents telling me that I should be cutting vidya and other bullshit out of my life.
>>27742260
I could look into it. What language? I speak C and Haskel.
>>27736159
>tfw got a post-graduate job without going to uni
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
KEKS BAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
>tfw no hippie poli-sci major gf
i refuse to sell out and become a nu male, but mein gott, uni is torture
>>27742500
GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING!!!!!!
>>27742235
UPDATE; It's 6:36 AM AND ITS COMPLETE. Im going to sleep now, so long robots. Ill catch you later whenever I wake up.
>>27742368
Thanks anon.
>>27742388
You're fuckin yourself already
>>27737324
Plus if you harass the TA's enough they'll give you the answers to homework and stuff because to them you're a) trying hard and deserve a break or b) a pain in the ass and they want to get rid of you
>>27736549
Are you failing the class or did you just fail the test. If you bomb the test, you probably just choked. Your gpa took a hit but you passed. You'll have to work harder and focus more next time
>>27738909
Bro you can end up with them hitting on you in college. Some chicks are very confident and bold.
>Friday at uni
>party
>bring a girl I met last Friday
>make out the whole afternoon with her in front of everyone
>guys who were "friends" suddenly sucking my dick
>girls who were "friends" pissed as fuck
>she leaves
>go to friend's house to get drunk
I wonder if this is how Chad feels like every weekend. It doesn't feel bad for a change.
Sorry for sharing positive feels, I need to blog about this.
>>27739218
you just got shot down next time ask her to join you and your friends for lunch
>tfw 20 and just discovered how good coffee is at keeping you awake
Just drunk an entire cup of black coffee in 10 minutes and I'm so fucking energized. In the past hour I've managed to complete more than I usually do in an entire day. Why did nobody tell me about this before I came to uni?
>>27741672
Iktf anon, the real world really has a lot of people who don't give 2 shits about you
>>27744000
Why would they? Our entire society drills into us that we're in it for ourselves. Hence why nobody gives a shit about mass death, genocide, etc until it can affect themselves negatively in some way (or they can get something positive from it)
>>27737173
I feel your pain brobot. I have nothing to help you, except that I'm feeling your pain. I sincerely hope everything works out for you mang
>>27736438
How about you fuck off and stop showing off?
Successful people are normies and aren't allowed here.
>TFW too stupid for college.
How's that for a uni feel?
And to make matters worse, I live in city with two of the best universities in the world. So my competition for mates and even low-end job is unbeatable. I can't even make friends with them because they can smell my lower-class from a mile away, no matter how much I try to hide it.
>>27737747
>>27741636
>tfw going to uni at older age
>still dont know what I want to study
i got kicked out of high school twice for being lazy and literally never doing anything. i went to community college then university. now i'm working on a doctorate. still exceedingly lazy but haven't qualified as NEET for a long time. don't let anyone trick you into thinking success requires anything but you putting effort into it. i know a lot of people with a lot of education or a good job that are lazy and/or not even smart. they just show up and do the level of work necessary to not piss anyone off. life doesn't actually require you to be the best at what you're doing like kids seem to believe. you just have to be okay at what you do and do it consistently. people really don't care.
>>27736647
>>27740112
>online quizzes
these actually fucking exist? what shithouse major is this?
>>27739055
I used to tutor high school students as a part time job are you a private tutor that charge students on campus or just the normal tutors that are part of the course like an LA? Also how do you this are you a chad and they just flirt with you or you tell then to suck your dick instead of paying $40?
Please teach me senpai i want to fuck any dumb broad before i graduate
>>27736489
I so hate the faggots like you that kill the mood just for the pleasure to make it awkward and appear miserable.
>tfw you finally get the balls to ask your crush out and she says she has a bf
It's liberating in the sense that now I don't have to worry about it but it's sad in the sense that she didn't start dating him until very recently and if I would have found my balls earlier she might have said yes.
>>27741636
>>27741802
30
>>27744317
I'm not sure myself. I have a good job though
>>27736905
>his uni doesnt have IDs
how fucking poor are you guys?
>>27741821
>>girl next to me doesn't even look at me
>not kicking her seat and tell her to listen and to talk
cmon anon
>>27736610
Same here. I dropped out of college despite having an IQ of 130. I don't understand how everyone seems to do it so easily, along with participating in sports, jobs, parties, social engagements, etc. It's like they have way more stuff going on, and get better grades. I just don't get it. I think there's a part of me that's just retarded. Do these people spend all their free time studying?
>>27739148
are you into crosscucking by any chance?
>have to register for graduation
>a whole day of my entire extended family shrieking and gabbling around me with their rickety bones creaking and withered lips flapping
>posing for photo after photo after photo
It's going to be terrible, isn't it
Why are there so many foreigners in American colleges who barely speak English? Many of them just look like deers in headlights, like they aren't even comprehending anything around them, and yet I see them in upper level IT courses with no idea what the Fuck they're doing like motherfucker how did you even get THIS far
Who /extension/ here?
>I believe you anon, people don't normally lie about wanting a coursework extension, no need for a doctors note either.
I don't know if you have similarly understanding admin staff, but if you do, abuse that trust.
>>27745861
The TOEFL is an exam that doesn't enforce any "no cheating" policies.
>>27744563
I'm not chad at all. I'm a manlet minority. I start by charging them my normal fee and 90% of the time the girl will start offering sexual favors after the third session. I don't even have to bring it up. College women are sluts
>>27745805
I only do it because I know my extended family will give me money
>tfw doing all the work on a group project because the rest of your group are brain dead retards you wouldn't trust to water your plants let alone be responsible for 20% of your grade
>last year of uni
>3 months to sex a lady or I'll never get a chance again
>no plans or job lined up for after graduation
Should I just commit seppuku then, famalambs? I mean my life is metaphorically over after graduation anyway.
>>27736438
This is why I opted not to go into science.
Engineering is the comfiest field.
>>27742388
>Economics
BS in Economics here. Choose something else. Econ is pointless unless you plan on getting a Masters in it, and even then it's only worthwhile if you go for the statistics side of it.
>>27745993
Go into the masters program
>tfw heavily procrastinating bachelor thesis
gotta have a concept by monday and did fuck all.
Sunday evening is gonna be fun ;_;
>>27746021
Hahahahaaha you need to have at least 60% marks so far to apply for it. I say "graduation" but I may easily not.
>tfw you hear other students talking shit about a professor you like
>>27746051
i know right
leave ahmed alone
>>27741694
>>27739246
disagree here. usually you wouldn't get rejected as a fellow student
she's either a bitch or he's super ugly :(
>>27740971
I wasted 3 years on economics then dropped out of that, got back in a year later for a CS degree and graduated with 28
I was lucky I got an interesting internship which was a major selling point during interview. I got a job immediately, but even without the internship it wouldn't have taken me too long to find something.
HR doesnt care if you wasted some time if you can explain it and show that you learned from it.
Ofc if there's a hundred people applying for the same job that'd make it difficult... which wasnt the case for me.
tldr dont worry too much about how this or that might look to HR just do what you fucking enjoy
>>27736159
>going to uni
REEEEEEE
>>27742602
an welcher uni bist du?
>>27744417
>nursing degree
Many classes have online quizzes idiot.
>tfw trying to do CISCO gns3 labs and the teacher barely taught us how to use the basic commands
>have to google anything more complicated than "configure the host name"
>tons of technical documentation comes up that I dont understand
I JUST WANT TO FIND THE ANSWER REEEE
>Went to University in 2002
>Dropped out at the end of the first year
>Be 33 years old now
>NEET and still living with my mom
Education is a meme they said
>>27739143
>anime club
dont be that fucking autistic
go back to parties and get so wasted that you make everyone laugh (providing that you're not an emotional drunk)
just down shots, act chill and drunkedly dance. worked for me.
>>27747242
This. I've gone to a couple parties and I'm so fucking uncomfortable if I'm not drunk but as soon as I am I apparently become a very lovable idiot.
>last day of exams
>finish before friends
>leave uni and never speak to anyone from there again
Got an apartment for next year because I've had a string of two god awful roommates in dorms. It sucks being stuck in a closet sized space with an autistic fob chink each and every year I've been in dorms
Hopefully this will be a good change for me
>>27742308
if you're self aware of that fact, you'll end up doing it.
I believe in you anon, i know that i'll never find out if you actually do - but know that everyone who saw your post will feel immensely dissapointed if you didnt.
Good luck anon, dont be a bitch.
>>27736647
Kids just go to the bathroom during tests and look up the answers
>Major in molecular biology
>Highest honours, second of my class
>No clue what to do with life
>Do PhD because there's nothing else to do
>Want to kill myself
Why do people call CS/CE/SE memes? It's probably the only thing in the world im at least slightly interested in, but i don't wanna become a walking meme man. Gonna do a MSc in one of those, dunno which yet.
>applied physics student
>last year
>dont live on campus
>literally only autistic skeletons and 30yo+ dudes in my class
>still make friends through hanging out at local library
>get qt gf through group of friends
>go to parties
>getting solid Bs on all tests
>life is good.
none of you have any excuses. honestly, if you're not a manlet, and not 3/10 level ugly, just lift and dont dress like an autist.
worked for me
>get 99%ile in SAT
>get into good uni
>do bare minimum to get Bs
>graduating with 3.33 GPA in a month
>already have a job making 65k
>made friends and fucked some girls in my time
>none of that matters cause I'm moving to a city I don't know
>won't know anyone there, coworkers are all old Indians
>don't know how to make friends, I just leeched off my roommate's friends
>youth is over
What's the point
Since when is students getting together to collaborate on homework and compare answers a bad thing? My professors encourage to help each other on everything except tests. In the real world, you'll be working with other people, so it makes sense to learn with other people.
>>27747558
>youth is over
This is the worst one, what the fuck am I suppose to do now that I'm an adult. I just want to kill myself.
>start uni
>have no friends
>spot a qt who also has no friends
>after a few weeks, finally build up the courage to talk to her
>we instantly get along really well
>not only is she beautiful and genuinely nice, but she's also very similar to me, same interests, same humour, etc
>develop a massive crush on her
>she reveals she's a lesbian
>absolutely destroyed me, we would've been perfect together
>can't let her go because I feel extremely protective of her since she is very much a "fembot"
I DIDNT ASK FOR THESE FEELS
This is too much for me to take lads
Just kill me
It pains me so much, we would've been so good together. A robot and a fembot in perfect harmony.
>>27747762
>extremely protective of her since she is very much a "fembot"
Don't make friends with losers, your goal is to become someone better.
>>27747762
sounds like a good excuse to start transitioning
>>27747794
ngl I would literally become a girl if it meant I could be with her
>>27747787
Well I have very few other friends at uni and I have no interest in being friends with turbonormies. She told me about how she's pretty much never had friends and how she's gone months without leaving the house before. I feel so bad for her, I have to be her friend. She's so pretty too, despite never wearing make up. I don't understand why she has zero self esteem.
>Have passion for music and Sound Recording Technology
>I decide to major in "SRT"
>first class is music theory
>teacher was a foreign hag with a heavy accent
>fucking fail
>second class was Music Appreciation starting from the Gregorian chant era to Debussy
>passed with flying colors
>the mainline musical courses had much more math than I expected
>switch to Business Administration
>fucking regret
>luckily I pay out of pocket
>drop all of my current classes except math
I'm switching back to SRT in the fall, but for now I have to take some summer course to catch up, but that's not a big deal. There's also like 4 Recording studios by my house, so getting a job/internship will not be an issue.
The good thing is that I got a taste of the courses so now I can fully go in with the tools I need to succeed .
>major in physics
>employed in research
>gonna start my phd this fall
>also going to enroll in teaching course for high schools this fall
I'm gonna spend my phd with furthering my education by buying used philosophy books and other books at used books store along the usual work that it entails because what the else is there to do?
I'd be happy to actually work if the work was for the actual benefit of the society and not for the profits of the employer but that is how current economical system works and there is not much one person can do about it.
Hello faggots, It's time to join my discord server:
https://discord.gg/0uLZL9iKc22U7sCO
Hurry up. Chop Chop.
>>27736592
They hire someone to do their coursework for them
>>27736438
good job brah
>>27744810
>appear miserable
GTFO NORMIE
>>27736592
They're in nonautism majors
>>27736159
Women significantly outnumber men most college campuses and we still can't get laid. Just let that sink in.
>>27736647
Chad just sits furthest from professor and outright cheats using his phone.
>>27744203
You should've become a rich plumber
>>27747432
They're memes because most undergrads do fuck all outside of school which means they have little experience and most are easily replaced by Pahjeet Street Shitter Apoo
>almost done with sophomore year
>haven't made any friends
why no one like me.
>second year
>finally part of a group of friends
they don't hang out with me outside uni but at least I don't sit alone now
>friends are all nerdy, robot types like I am
>decide in uni to befriend chads and normies who'll help me get laid
>end up befriending more nerds
>graduating at the end of the month
> no friends no gf
>might make friendly acquaintances at job I'm starting but no women will be working with me
Leaving the best environment for meeting a girl as a virgin loser. Thinking I'm going to have to try online dating if I ever want to change things, but the idea makes me want to off myself for being such a failure.
is anyone else here studying emergency medicine?there's a turboautist in my class that everyone hates and I'm 90% sure posts here. where are youkevin
>>27751392
don't bother with online dating. almost all of the girls are sjw hambeasts with a superiority complex. they get so many offers from desperate betas and only respond to superchads.
>Just got news that I've been accepted to grad school
>Even though I'm old now, 30, I'm excited as fuck to go back to school
Being poor is gonna suck, but at least I'm gonna enjoy my free time
>>27751010
So, i live in a place without curry niggers, and most people want aryans in charge of important shit around here. Could i do decent then?
>Went to college not wanting to make any new friends
>Successful
Thank god. Caring about more people than I currently do would be hell.
How do you even meet people who aren't the Chad/Stacy archetype and who aren't autistic fobs?
Seems my entire uni is made of these two types of people and I'm stuck in the middle
Got a literature review on the ATF due tomorrow.
I don't want to do shit. Fuck.
>>27736630
>mfw I am one of the few people who will get a job at the end of all of this
Hi anon, it's you from the future.
I carried group work in school and had the exact same thought.
Guess what, those lazy fucks also graduated with the same degrees because you carried them and they passed due to your work.
Now, since they're more sociable and society favors nepotism, they're going to get hired over you despite being worthless retards.
Enjoy.
>be me, normalfag
>majored in mechanical engineering
>expected it to be full of fedora-tippers and weirdos with greasy hair and BO and creeps
>actually full of social nerds and bro chads, with only a few socially awkward robots that don't talk to anyone anyway
>also expected it to be a sausagefest
>about 20% of my classes are women
>also I'm in the college musical society which is essentially pussy on tap
Feels good
>>27742160
yeah I actually saved her pic despite never doing that kind of thing. REALLY my type.
>>27747345
>tfw this is exactly what I'm planning to do
>2nd week of holidays already over
>Have barely studied at all, caught up on only 3/18 lectures I've missed
>So occupied with browsing imageboards and Skype that I really don't feel anything when I at least used to feel disappointed, rarely even get worried
I mean feeling okay is good and all, but I know I'm gonna feel really bad later on if I don't start feeling bad now.
Does anyone else procrastinate really hard on essays and always end up missing lectures close to the deadline date? That's pretty much the only reason I ever miss lectures. Even if I am addicted to browsing and shit I usually sleep early if I don't think I need to stay up to do work.
Other feels
>Got by in highschool by memorizing shit for all the sciences and just practicing maths questions
>Still works for first year-biology but gonna have to start thinking for myself sooner or later instead of just memorizing shit
>Everyone around me sounds like they're infinitely more interested in the subject they're studying, hear people ask the professors meaningful questions concerning topics outside what we're expected to know instead of just shit they didn't get in the lecture
>Do the bare minimum to get a "good" grade and hope what I'm doing right now keeps working
>Only study close to exams when I'm panicked
>Shit at essays forever
>waiting back for UC admit decisions
>already got tagged into Davis but interested in Berkeley and UCLA, applied to UCI, local OC Mex here, as last resort
>only got one shitty scholarship from school, despite being the best qualified for a certain prestigious one
>probably won't win Men & Women Distinction Awards at my school
Why is life this fucking shitty?
>have a term paper due on Tuesday
>haven't done shit
Who /science/ here?
>no experience
>don't want to do research
I regret not getting into engineering.
>exam next week
>have done zero readings all semester
>be journalism major
>all my classes are fucking jokes
>taking 2 classes online so i only have 1-2 hours of class a day
>10+ hours a day left to play videogames
feels goodUnfortunately I fell for the game design meme in my freshman year so I'll have to take a fifth year
Anyone else un-JUSTing their life up?
I've gotten to the point where I'm starting papers a couple weeks in advance and sending in drafts to my professors to have them look at.
Aced midterms.
Passed that one exam i had left from last semester.
Most of the people i've met haven't passed anything, some of them are considering dropping out.
>tfw if that happens i'm left with some fucking reddit fedoras i avoid like the plague
>i try my best not to raise any flags with normies
>normies are ruthles to the worst fedora
>it's like he tries so hard to be one
>>27736159
>Graduate in 1 month
>Threw out a few applications, got a few interviews
>30 minutes after my last interview I get a call with an offer
>Muh 80k starting
Finding jobs really isn't that hard as long as you have a relevant degree and you didn't fuck off in school.
No internships, but I have a 4.0 and participated in engineering challenges so I guess that made up for it.
>>27756306
Congratulations, anon.
You made it!
>>27756081
Journalism's pretty exciting though. Do you have big plans for where to apply for work once you get out or is the time past graduation a terrifying void?
>>27756364
Thanks man, its been a long 5 year trek full of no friends, no parties and no college life. But I've made it and I'm finally getting rewarded for it.
I hope the same for you one day ;_;7
>>27756391
I plan on working ingame journalism. Either freelance or just applying to whatever company has an open position and is not named Kotaku or IGN
>>27754691
I have been procrastinating more recently, Freshman year I was really dedicated and committed to my assignments or essays, im a sophomore now and I have a somewhat easy semester but I have been distracting myself from doing this essay.
I just play video games or work then sleep. Don't wanna say i'm depressed but I got something wack going on, or I am just unmotivated all the sudden.
>>27756187
I'm really baffled by people who fail midterms and finals. I get it, it's hard. But this is your only chance, why the fuck wouldn't you study your ass off for it?
I got a few 60's and 70's on some of my midterms and was legit disappointed
>>27756462
>avoiding 2 top companies with a low demand job
Might want to expand your horizons a bit lad or else you're in for a bad time.
>>27756509
Nah, I'd rather be homeless than work for SJWs
Fucking hell guys i just came from a party i had mustered courage for months.
I had planned to do SOMETHING social like changing a few words with people from my class.
Well that did happen but the party was the perfect r9k nightmare. Everyone but me was really drunk and was generally just wtfing at me there. Girls laughing at me. I dont think they were bullying me on purpose but the guys started asking me questions of my sex life (non existent)
More happened too but im too tired just want to kill myself
>tfw six weeks away from geology bs
>fucking oil price is still low so there aren't any jobs for less than PhDs
>Geo masters programs all want fuckin chemists, physicists, and engineers
>only geology masters programs actually accepting geology majors are gay ass environmental Geo or petroleum which isn't hiring
i really need a war or a quick death.
>>27756423
Thanks, I'm 2 years in at this point. Pretty much no parties, but I do have a small group of friends.
I believe in the dream.
>>27756529
Were you drinking at the party too, anon?
You're going to get fucked with if you look out of place and don't drink at a college party.
>>27736731
Become a high school teacher in history.
Get to meme about history all day to kids.
I did, It works out fine for me. Been heavy ever since. The kids don't care you are not a normie anyway.
>>27756617
I came later as i had planned and was sober. Plan was to drink a nice buzz but left after the first drink
>>27756634
>The kids don't care you are not a normie anyway.
Bullshit. I had a robot science teacher in high school and all the stacies and chads mocked or made fun of him every single day.
>>27754503
Mechanical engineering is the normiest tier engineering there is bruh.
Go into a software engineering classroom and you'll get what you initially expected of the mech class.
Also I hear getting a mech eng job is getting harder and harder now a days. God bless anon.
>>27756662
That's probably the two worst things you can do. Assuming you're not a party animal, you should aim to be there reasonably early when not as many people are there, that'll help you mingle a bit. Arriving sober (and assuming alone) kinda marks you as a loser, since everyone who arrives late typically comes from some pre-party some place else.
Despite this I feel sorry for you, it shouldn't turn into /r9k/ nightmare fuel just because you dropped on some social cues. If it helps they'll probably have forgotten all about it tomorrow morning.
>>27751109
>tfw finally wormed my way into the groupme's and group texts
Feels good man.
>>27756821
Thanks (original comment)(even more original jesus christ)
>>27756692
Hmm Just punish the Stacey's, make them write cruel amounts of punishment lines.
>first year at uni
>decided to check out super smash bros club
>everyone there is either a normie with friends or a girlfriend or turbo-autists upper classmen
>befriend some girls who are actually pretty cute
>one of them is actually is anime. Her favorite is Ping Pong the animation.
>really hit it off
>she's super touchy with me and laughs at all my jokes
>head over heels
>one night she sees me sitting alone in dining hall and asks if I wanted to sit with her and her friends
>I look over at her table
>inexplicably she's sitting with all ultra-chads and stacies
>spaghetti everywhere
>"u-uh thanks but I'm done eating"
>plate was half full
>leave anyway
>I can definitely see the pity in her eyes and I know she realizes that I'm a loner
>she gradually stops coming to smash club for unrelated reasons
>she's transferring after this semester anyway
Fuck. The robot hole can never be escaped. Once you have no friend group it's a scarlet letter that prevents you from getting friends and lovers. People will always think you're weird
>>27757555
>never be escaped
>scarlet letter
You literally rejected a chance at a social opportunity and perhaps making friends.
I know it sucks, I'm just like you, but you gotta stop blaming it on other people.
>>27757720
Do you really think a pity lunch invite would've gone anywhere?
>>27757777
Yes. Absolutely. If you were open and actually tried socializing, that whole group could have potentially become your new friend group.
Not over night of course, but if you don't get your foot in the door, it'll never open.
who here /startinguni/
starting next week and already went to some bonus preparation style events this week and a party event thingie to meet some of my peers, I'm in a whatsapp group with some other losers now but they are just 9gag browsing failed normies. I didn't meet anyone I would even want to associate with, what do.
I hate the people in my major more and more every day. They are the most lazy, entitled, and unmotivated people I've ever seen. Most of them are the same if not worse than they were in high school.
I don't know how much longer I can keep the mask on. I graduate at the end of this quarter.
I still need to work with some of them for group projects and attend classes with them so I can't tell anyone how I really feel yet, if ever.
>>27758487
What really gets to me is how they incessantly jerk each other off over how "smart" they think they are yet can't even be assed to do any independent work of their own.
>>27747762
>>27747787
>>27747866
Please tell me more about that girl and the whole situation. I'm currently madly falling in love for an oneitis I started studying with in university, and you might provide some insight into what I might be getting into, if anything. She seems to be a "fembot" too. I don't think she's a lesbian, but hell if I know. Also, how did you approach her? I actually talked to this girl once already, but as far as I can assess, it did not go well. She knows a good deal about non-western cinema, which I don't know shit about, so the conversation was pretty one-sided and she was probably bored by all of it.
I picked Philosophy as a major and halfway into Junior year its far too late to change
How fucked am I with a Philosophy degree? Was it all a fucking big waste of time? FUCK
>>27747762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw
This song is just for you mate
Would it be gay for a guy to work at a smoothie cafe? Think I'll meet qts there?
>>27759999
You'll meet lots of qts for sure
>>27736982
Co-author with a professor. Jesus christ.
>>27759353
I did philosophy and ended up in a MPA program. I don't regret it.
>>27757864
>>27757720
look at this fucking normalfag
>i-if you join a table with a bunch of people you don't know IT WILL GO WELL!
fuck off you absolute retard, is it beyond your actual comprehension that he wouldnt get along with a bunch of people he doesnt know?
seriously fucking leave
>>27757555
nice repeating digits
my experience was the exact same
>head over to smash bros clubfar away
>place is filled with norms
>people with GF, pseudo chads whom are REALLY loud
>literal autists, neckbeards etc are few
>girls hovering around the area never actually playing smash
>vs couple guys, left soon after
why couldnt it just be a chill smash club
>qt that one of my friends is friends with
>never have a reason to talk to her unless our mutual friend is there, and he isn't there often
>when the term ends i will never see her again
>>27756306
what major? my friend has a mechanical engineering degree and he couldn't find a job at all
he's been a NEET for a year since graduating
>exam average was 41
>got a 45
>>27736240
im happy for you anon! remember that c's get degrees zozzle
>>27761492
Fuck I hate people who unironically think this, as if you're not competing with hundreds of other students for jobs and internships
>>27756692
That's messed up. I had a robot history teacher who literally had asperger's and everybody loved him. He could draw a map of the entire eastern US from memory and pinpoint every major battle of the Civil War, it was pretty cool.
Is it weird for a 20-year old college student (junior year) to go back to his mom's house for the summer? I had brunch with my sister this morning and she was making fun of me for it.
>Prof says "This will be the hardest test you'll have this semester, statistically"
>Class average of 61
>Get 84
Feel like I could have done better desu
Hello anons, I come to you for advice.
I'm doing well in 4 of my 5 classes which are towards my major (English, I want to be a teacher) and I have a C that is going to turn in a D in a fucking Art History class because I haven't been going (Yes, I'm retarded for it). If I drop it, I'll have 52 credits and probably stay another year at the community college I'm going to too finish my associates. If I somehow scrape by with a C, I'll transfer down to a University in the city where I don't even want to go because I fucking despise the city (Denver). Should I just drop it and take another semester to think about things and to ensure that my GPA doesn't drop? I've never withdrawn from a class and this semester has been shit. I feel like I'm being eaten alive with all of the work I have.
>>27761844
Not at all. In fact, that's a completely normal thing to do. How old is your sister?
>>27761929
She's 19, but she's renting an apartment with some friends and then she's going to Europe to fuc-err, I mean, "experience the culture".
>>27761976
Yeah, just ignore her. You're the smart one.
>>27761577
>mfw prof went off on a rant the other day after most of the class failed an exam on how competitive degree programs are and how selective employers are when choosing new hires.
Makes me think you can't just fake this shit all the way through.
Why are so many women obsessed with whether or not their male friends are in relationships, when they themselves are?
>Group of ~20 friends from school have regular meet ups in the holiday breaks when everyone'e back from uni
>Since school I've turned my life around mostly. Better grades, got the internship of a lifetime that I find really interesting. Still no gf but honestly not too fussed about it right now
>Engage in small talk with any of the girls in the group
>"Hey Anon, what's new?"
>"Well work is going really well, I'm enjoying it a lot and have just finished a great proje-"
>"Cool. How's the love life going?"
>"Same old same old I guess."
>"OH DON'T WORRY ANON THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE, JUST LOOK AT ME AND MY BOYFRIEND! I'M SURE YOUR TIME WILL COME."
>She walks away
Mfw. How can I avoid falling into this trap or communicating that I think it's bullshit? I've got a lot of good shit going on right now that I'm happy talking about and am fine with them talking about their relationship shit, but it feels like in their view not having this one thing registers as failure.
>>27736159
>last day of class before i graduate
>nothing happened
>went home without talking to anyone
>realize i'm just as bad off as I was four years ago.
..and that was 3 years ago. I'm still living at home, working a dead end job, chipping away at the only sort-of-positive human relationship I had -- my mom.
>>27762068
Just retort that you're goal oriented right now and girls aren't on priority list. If they go for the gay card just roll your eyes. They're not dictators of your life choices.
>>27761929
Someone please give me advice.
>>27745916
I was forced to sign that mental health extension bullshit; I withdrew so I wouldn't get approved. I don't need bullshit excuses for my mediocrity.
>>27747442
I'm a 4/10 acne ridden manlet. I'm also a build-wall brown person.
>>27762334
>asking for academic advice from underachieving aspies instead of your college advisor
