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>Always finish faps in disturbingly short time
>Read that licking roof of mouth helps delaying orgasms
>Try it
>Holy shit it works
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Is...is this true fellow robots?
I always come within like three minutes...
I'm going to try this now and see if it's the real deal.
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>>27685994
Yup, when you feel like cumming, lick the roof of your mouth whilst easing a bit on the fapping action. You only really cum if you want to.
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>>27685994
I'm back gents.
...I think we just discovered the cure to early cumming.
OP, patent this shit now.
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the lips or the inner top oft the mouth or what are you talking about?
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>>27686287
Top of the mouth.
>>27686206
I found it while googling. Not my original idea.
Spread the word.
Lick on, fupper.
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>>27685994
>>27686206

Bwahahahaha,

I'm gonna try this next time I fap. I cum quickly too but isn't that the point of fapping?
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>>27686287
The....top of your mouth...
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>>27686352
Unless, like me and many others here, you are a virgin who is afraid that he'll last one minute or less when inside a girl.
And I think it is not that much of an outrageous statement to claim that what works for fapping works for sex.
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green star famalam?

verifying before trying
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>>27685914
Pls lad it better not be a joke
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>>27686526
>>27686206
It's not a joke apparently.
Fuck it, I'll try this shit as well. I was going to fap soon anyway.
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>>27686459
Pretty much any generic area of the top of your mouth, yeah, that should work just fine
>>27686526
It's not
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Self-bumping for much needed visibility
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Is it normal that you fap this short?I always take take 1 hour at least.
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>>27686735
Are you cut? You're probably cut
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>>27686735
How the fuck do you last a fucking hour?
Cutfags never cease to amaze me. You people must not even enjoy fapping.
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>>27686451

Nah I give you that. For practicing for real sex, sure, but when I'm fapping the goal is to cum. You don't get that annoying "I NEED TO CUM" feeling?
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>>27686404
Fucking lol it seemed really clear
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>>27686756
>Tfw you will never experience fapping with an uncut cock
You got me anon
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>>27686800
Ofc i enjoy it or I wouldn't do it.
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>>27686634
It's not bait guys. OP is legit, can confirm.
Just spent the past ten minutes or so jacking it to some hentai while aggressively licking the top of my mouth. Lasted all the way through.
God, fucking, bless you OP.
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>>27686878
I get that you're fulfilling your instinctual needs
But a lot of nerve endings are removed when you cut off the foreskin,
hence less pleasure
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>>27686840
Hey, don't worry. Shilling aside, you're probably prettier for the girls in your country with a cut peener, and you don't have to endure the misery of cumming 2 minutes into a porno.
You might not have it the best, but there are advantages anyways. Enjoy your dick the way you have it.
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>>27686892
:) good night. Spread the message and save those who browse the board!
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>>27686756
He doesn't have to be cut. I'm intact and sometimes I do marathons of few cumshots through few hours when I'm alone. You just have to edge a lot. I think edging a lot by thinking about other stuff, muscle work etc helped me to control myself more and not to finish fast, and now every time I end up with bed with someone, they're amazed I can fuck for like 2 hours which is like 2-4 orgasms for me. With 2-3 quick, few minutes breaks ofc to get a breath or just let my dick go hard again.

Also I noticed that pussy deep down isn't as tight as the entrance so if I'm closer to finishing I fuck a bit farther. Gotta admit that hearing girls moan a lot when you fuck them, feel ther nails on your butt or thighs and recieving compliments about your sexual performance is huge confidence boost.
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>mfw this actually works
WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE
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I think I took it too far guys.
I've been licking like OP said but I've licked so much that now I can't even cum!
You knew this would happen all along didn't you. Asshole!
Also, what's the science behind this?
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>>27687035
I know, anon, I know
We just need to find a name for it now so we can shill harder for it.
Also, mouthbreathing is bad for your health, in case any of you don't know. It's even said to cause poor chin and jawline. Some /fit/ bros claim that even as a young adult switching to nose breathing can give you a nicer face. So far it lets me sleep better and make less noise while eating.
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>>27687223
I think it's like switching your body's focus, and it's easy to do while still fucking
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This thread deserves a bump, an original one at that.
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>>27685914

Doesnt work for me
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>tfw found this thread in a no-fap
I'm trying this tomorrow.
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Going to try this right now. Will post results in 45min-1hr (choosing my porn generally takes 30-50 mins alone)
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By George you're a genius OP
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Yo guys, do you just place your tongue at the top of your mouth, or do you move your tongue all over the roof of your mouth
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>>27689167
The latter broooooo
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>>27688129
Forgot to follow up.

I tried it, had no noticeable effect.
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>>27686756
I'm cut and last like 2 minutes fapping
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>>27685914
Skeptical, but i'll try it...
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>>27687258

>We just need to find a name for it now so we can shill harder for it.

Flapping? Flapping your tongue while fapping. Flapping.

>Do you flap, son?
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Also on a similar topic, when you give high-fives, look at the person's elbow and you'll never miss.
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>>27690641
I wish someone told me this when I was younger
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>>27690641
Explain. Not that I have had many opportunities to miss before ;_;
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DON"T DO IT

YOU'LL REWIRE YOUR BRAIN THINKING THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH IS THE PENIS NERVES

THEN YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FAP AGAIN!
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>>27691092
That means I could nut by licking the roof of my mouth, but no ice cream ever again
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>>27685914
Why would you want to delay your orgasm? I'd rather have it come as fast as possible.
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>>27686459
I could fap to this mouth and tongue right now
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>>27691162
That's because it's a chore for you, rather than a pleasurable experience
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>>27691092
This... Is a bad thing? lol
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This shit also works for sneezing. If you ever have a sensation that you are going to sneeze, push your tongue up against the roof of your mouth
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>>27691082

I don't know it works, maybe it's like peripheral vision? But it works like a charm.
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>>27691162
i cum in about 30 seconds that's why
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>>27691162
because masturbating feels good you dipshit, why else would I do it?
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When I rub my tongue on the roof of my mouth, it feels tingly and pleasurable. Is it supposed to?
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>>27685914
dont do this it makes original mustard gas
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>>27692258
But the orgasm feels best
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