We describe Disney stories in r9k meme terms.
Stacy thinks she is too hot for the town Chad. One day discovers and is captured by a 12 foot tall, 16 inch cock serial killer looking Chad. Killer Chad fight to the death with town Chad. Something something beauty is only skin deep. Just kidding serial murder Chad is actually not just a high test alpha, he is also a loaded prince with a castle and servants. He plows Stacie
Stacey is helped by a bunch of robots. She is drugged by another Stacey and then a chad comes along the way. Chad fucks her for the rest of her life and saves her while the manlet robots are left behind
>>27665493
Snow white!
Belle is literally "I'm not like other girls" the princess.
Stacy falls in love with Chad at first site and is willing to abandon her family, friends, culture, and even sells her voice for a chance to be his cocksleeve
>dumb stacy predictably falls in love with turbochad
>turns out to be a psychopath so she settles for poor beta
>her sister is a dyke
>>27665552
>site
Fuck auto correct and shit posting on my phone
>>27665552
little mermaid really was shit, wasn't it?
>>27665552
Cinderella
>>27665590
Frozen obviously
>>27665638
>>27665552
Little Mermaid of course.
Daily reminder this is propaganda Disney has embedded in every girl's head
>>27665746
Women have the insurance of being a female to save them from their own character deficiencies. Men are fucked if they aren't chad and can't produce enough money.
>>27665784
>>27665746
Please don't do this shit, we're having a nice cartoon thread...
Naughty rich Stacy falls in love with street Chad. Street Chad gets tricked by robot but Still ends up fugging Stacy. Robot goes "disregard bitches. Collect wealth and power" and becomes a wizard. But he is tharted by Stacy pretending to like him and cockblocking him the last minute for Chad dick. Stacy's rich dad says, you can plow my daughter even if you aren't rich, Chad
>>27665746
to be fair its an evil character saying that...
>>27665961
Was jasmine the hottest disney stacy and why is the answer yes
>>27666001
no, you're forgetting something anon.
>>27665961
>becomes a wizard
>tfw this is literally true
>tfw this is the perfect r9k allegory
Chad is hunting three autismobots for trying to talk to his girlfriend, Stacy, but they hide in their basements. Nevertheless, he succeeds in destroying two robots' homes. Fortunately, they flee to their friend's zombie apocalypse proof house before Chad can fuck their shit up. At zombiebot's house they plan a robot uprising and when Chad finally gets into their base (all according to plan) they boil him alive in a soup.
>>27666054
this was the only girl that did nothing wrong
>>27666107
must secretly be a trap, then.
A rich Stacey is born. Her three fairy bitches are watching over her and a fembot appears. They tell the fembot to fuck off but she predicts the future that the Stacey will prick her finger on a heroin needle and fall into an aids coma. This comes true and her chad boyfriend has to kill the fembot and cure her aids.
>1/10 beta robot who literally never goes outside and suffers from schizophrenia falls in love with 11/10 exotic stacy
>so does his creepy dad
>so does local chad
>shit goes down
>creepy dad tries to kill everyone
>dies
>robot gets the 'just friends' speech and watches as stacy and chad get together
>>27666151
Hunchback of Notre Dame.
> original commento
>>27666151
Actually he was the only Disney male love interest not to be a Chad, but a decent guy, and she was NOT a Stacy but a homeless gypsy beggar (plus had some actual personality).
>>27666191
Nobody ever said Chad can't be a decent guy.
>>27666208
I thought the definition was that Chad is kinda douchy, or at least amoral. Phoebus is kinda a sjw/beta (cares about women, cares about gypsies) that happens to look kinda good. Frollo is the perfect robot, though, because he's a hateful, racist, virginal, christian who both desires and despises a woman. That talk he has with Phoebus is basically /pol/-talk and you can almost imagine him talking about DEGENERATES.
Hamplanet breaks into Chad's house while he and his family are out.She eats his food, breaks his furniture and then falls asleep in his bed. Chad and his family return and see the destruction, notice anomaly still asleep in Chad's bed. Hambeast wakes up, family reacts with disgust and anger at the sight of this creature and the knowledge that she destroyed their belongings. Hambeast runs off into the woods crying about fat acceptance and body policing and despairs that Chad doesn't like real women.
Betacuck father dies and leaves his Stacy daughter in the care of his widow and her two fembot daughters. They hilariously force Stacy to do chores and troll her all day. Stacy goes about her drudgery dreaming of going to a ball and being the medieval version of a club slut. Since Stacy has life on tutorial mode, it turns out that she has a fairy godmother and gets to go to said ball. Stacy meets a rich Chad there and they decide that they want to fuck and marry in the span of a couple hours. Stacy has to leave, but Chad is determined to plow her and sends servants to find her the next day. Stacy bangs Chad, fembot stepsisters suffer from tfwnobf.
>>27666347
Kekkled friend
>>27666347
Chad can be moral. The thing is, when you're Chad, the consequences for being immoral are really lax, and being self-centered is part of being a Chad, which means they're very likely to act like dicks if it benefits them. Phoebus in the original book was an asshole Chad.
>>27665552
>>27665590
>>27666151
Best ones.
>>27665961
>Robot goes "disregard bitches. Collect wealth and power"
That was his plan from the beggining. He only gave a fuck about Jasmine because it was a legal way to get said wealth and power.
Robot kills Chad and forced Chad Jr to run away, robot has implementation beta uprising, Chad Jr comes back couple years later and over throws the beta over Lord
Robot ruins his Chad brother's life, turns his nephew into a robot neet. He then ruins the family business.
The kid, meanwhile, is happy chilling with his friends and not giving a fuck, until he meets a Stacy who seduces him into hard white knight mode. He ends up becoming a wagecuck with a Stacy daughter.
>>27666904
>tfw no elsa
literally why live
>>27665590
No she fell in love with a tall strong, barbarian forest chad and dumped civilized manlet chad for him.
>>27666396
Didn't know that Goldilocks had a Disney version. Don't judge me, I'm from the third world.
>>27667086
Kristoff was ugly though.
>>27667065
Don't know this one.
>>27667091
If you count shows then currently they have Goldie and Bear that airs on there little kid station.
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>>27667065
Hakuna matatah mother fucker
> baby Chad is taken in by a pack of Tyrones because he doesn't have a dador mom #rektand they sympathize
> we wuz kangs and sheit until an SJW and her Chad escort start colonizing the place
> SJW falls in love with the dirty feral Chad despite culturally appropriating dreadlocks
> makes him checks his privilege
> Chad is cucking the land for ivory to sell to bitches on etsy
> SJW says we can't do that because we're fucking a white male
> tries to sell feral Chad
> dies because he wasn't a real nigga up against feral Chad
> SJW marries the feral Chad, patting herself on the back for saving the world from other white people who aren't her, despite having done absolutely nothing
the end
>>27665433
literally just watched this movie with my gf yesterday and explained it to them in the exact same meme terms to her
>>27665746
Are you retarded? The point of the movie is that Ariel was a dumbass
>>27665590
>turbochad
fucking hell i've been dying laughing to that for like 3 minutes
In the ghetto, Stacy likes to stay out, have fun, and do whatever she wants. Her dad wants her to marry Tyrone and settle down, but she would rather stay being a slut. One day, white men start showing up in the ghetto. Stacy immediately falls in love with the most Aryan Chad of them all, even though he tried to kill her before he saw just how smoking hot she was. Eventually, Chad's beta friend manages to finally do something alpha and kills the Tyrone Stacy was arranged to marry. Chad takes the fall for his beta bitch friend, and Stacy's dad is going to kill him. Stacy doesn't want to lose this fine piece of Chad dick, so she convinces her dad to spare him. They would be fucking and living happily ever after, but Chad gets shot by a cis white male trying to start a race war.
>>27669083
Pocahontas?
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