You're in the gym and this guy slaps your ass
What you gon do?
>>27664739
Suck him to be honost senpai
>>27664739
Slap his ass back.
He just playing slap ass.
:^)
Jizz in my pants ofc
>>27664760
>highschool locker room all over again
make it stop pls
Tell Tyrone to never touch me again and that I will have him thrown in jail for assault.
>>27664795
>he slaps your ass again
>that 45 pl8 is 17 inches across
>I'm being generous when I say 4 of those pl8s stacked create equal his height
>17x 4 =66 inches
>68 inches in feet is 5'6
>I was being generous, he's probably 5'5
>>27664979
dude a 5'5-5'6 guy like that would destroy some out of shape tall bro.
>>27664739
lol this guy claims full natty brah
>>27664885
I apologize, awkwardly excuse myself, go and produce a pistol from my gym bag and shoot him 16 times in the chest.
>>27665005
But the tall bro can get into shape, the niglet can't get taller.
>>27665074
ya the tall bro can get into shape with a lot of work.
then he says "fuck being natty" and starts using roids because he is jealous of short master race gains.
"What the fuck, faggot?"
>>27664739
>Slap my ass again and I'll whip your back coon
>>27665110
I aint no faggot cuz. Now let me nibble yo ear nigga
>>27665124
>several days later
>>27665154
"Shut up and play the game dude, you're not funny."
>>27664979
he's 6'1
origgginal
>>27664739
Black types are weak to cop types iirc its been so long since I played pokemon.
>>27665057
You then get sent to the chair for murder
Or more realistically you stand there awkwardly after your violent daydream is over
I go to an all white gym that allows open carry. I would just shoot him, pretty sure everyone else would join in too.
>>27665500
Post your gun, faggot
>>27665531
call me faggot again and see what happens
>>27665426
Dude, I'm white and that guy assaulted me. I feared for my life and did the only thing I could to ensure my safety. Look at the guy, he's scary looking as fuck.
Anyways they don't use the chair anymore. I'd probably get off on no charges and pocket a cool grand or two from a Gofundme drive. You'd probably donate to it.
>>27665567
Lmao nice peashooter, kid
>>27665620
nice blow dart senpai
Tell him to be a faggot somewhere else.
OP can feel free to take the same advice.
>>27665681
>he's this mad that all he has is some shiity j-framed .38
>>27665710
>he doesn't reverse images
>taking the bait
>letting the FBI know that you post here and have a gun
>>27664739
how to achieve this mode???
>>27664739
Let him fug my boipussy.