Retail/wagecuck feels
>Do you work here?
>>27633814
No, I work in the financial industry
>>27633814
I can no longer count my no call no shows on my hands
>pharmacy refuses to sell needles to woman without ID
>she's "diabetic" or some flimsy excuse
>she asks me, a normal floor worker if I can get needles for her
>obviously I can't do shit
>she asks random customer if he can buy needles for her
>illegal as shit, he doesn't do it
>manager eventually has to talk to her and kick her out because she's trying to get everyone to commit a crime so she can do drugs
>be optometrist
>get job at walmart vision center
>walmart is located in all black community
>no qualified optometrist in area
>walmart pays me 10% extra to commute
>worst job in america
>>27634124
It can't be that bad. Black people who need glasses are the chillest black people right? Now their parents on the other hand...
>>27633814
>working at a gas station
>cute girl comes in and asks for cigarettes
>"oh hey anon, you remember me from high school? we went in the same class"
>we finished high school like years ago yet i have absolutely no idea who that is
>literally said no
>girl suddenly seems depressed and left
my life turned into absolute shit when i started to study and work part time, i cant remember shit from my past except all that uni shit i need
when did i turn into that miserable piece of shit, i was so happy years ago man
>>27634124
>>27634229
>>27633847
Why have you normies infiltrated our board.?This place is for absolute losers only
>>27634518
Wagecucks are robots that have to deal with shitty people all day because we don't qualify for NEETbux and our parents won't put up with us being NEETS.
>>27633929
Bad boy, Pepe!
>>27634229
Roastie BTFO, what is the problem?
>>27633814
>work from home and don't have to leave the house or associate with others
>family doesn't think I have a "real" job despite making a lot with it
>tfw weighing prestige against comfyness
>Work at Publix
>One day restocking our spices
>Pair of really cute normie girls come down the aisle
>They start inspecting the spices
>One of them points at me and says 'just ask him'
>The girl smiles and plays with her hair
>'Er... this will sound really stupid and I think I'm blind but do you have any Cayenne pepper?'
>for some reason think she is flirting
>she was likely just ashamed to ask a stupid question
>look for the Cayenne Pepper
>quickly grab it from the shelf
>I will flirt with her
>think of the best pick up line I can
>'w-w-w-we don't have Cayenne, but we do have Wil-E Cayenne!'
>roll the Cayenne across the floor
>make a 'meep meep' noise like roadrunner and chase the cayenne
>grab it
>take it back to them and put it into their basket
>they don't look amused
>go back to stacking my shelves, try to ignore them until they fuck off
>>27634922
Fuck prestige. Show them your bank account and tell them to fuck off.
>>27633979
>land of the free
>can't even buy hollow needles legally
top kek
>>27633814
>how much is this?
THE PRICE IS LITERALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PRODUCT
USE YOUR FUCKING EYES RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>hi welcome to store can I help you look for anything?
>no response
>k den
>let me know if you have any questions
>same customer
>checking out product
>whoa I didn't know it was that much
Nigga the price is in the back and I asked you if you had any questions
>blacks asking me if they can use ebt or my employee discount
>>27634930
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE the cringe thoalso check em
>can't scan an item
"oh well I guess it must be free then haha"
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>27634930
anon... that's not how you flirt
>>27634930
You're killing me anon
>>27635020
She could have bought the damn things if she had her ID with her. The reason it was such an issue was because she was a drug addict and was trying to get the store to fuel her addiction.
>Work at a coffee shop
>tourist season so have to put up with loads of italians asking for a dozen espressos and retard chinese who don't understand our coinage
I want to die
>>27635075
>I tell them it's not a problem I can just enter the sku manually
>you ain't getting shit for free
>>27635140
I had a Chinese woman break a 100 over something that cost 77 cents
Here's our entire till you gook
>>27635128
>item in question is just a stupid piece of metal
>>27635183
I'm in the Uk so we have all our spastic odd shaped coins that they don't read and ask me to count up for them or they don't understand our currency is worth more than theirs so they get all 50s.
ama origino commento
>work at Best Buy
>sell shit that people don't need
>get pretty good at selling things, feel more confident about talking with other people
>managers keep insisting that I sell credit cards to every single customer
>call me in to early morning meetings to teach me about swindling people into destroying their credit score
>no matter how great a sale is, they keep asking "Did you get a credit card with that sale?"
>got chewed out for not trying to sell a credit card to a customer that was buying a spare HDMI cable
They can't fire me for it, but they will continue to bully me until I quit. I never asked for this.
>start of shift, fresh cash register at exactly $75
>first customer tries to pay $8 with a $100 bill
>"I don't have change for that"
>"WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER WAY TO PAY YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT"
Why are these people just walking around with $100 bills anyway? Have they never heard of a bank?
>>27635187
A stupid piece of metal that's used exclusively for prescription and illegal drugs.
>>27634922
What job anon
original
>>27635249
>bread next to greeting cards
Who designed that fucking store layout?
>>27633979
fucking faggots, i woulda just bought her the needles
what business is it of anyone else's if she wants to shoot up, probably the only positive thing in her miserable life anyway
depriving the woman of clean needles is not going to stop her drug problem not the drug industry. i get why anon might not have because he was working, but fuck those other normies
>>27635302
autismo boss famalam
>Get a retail job
>First week
>No one giving me any actual training, just restocking shelves and shit
>Customer walks away from my coworker obviously exasperated and approaches me
>"Hey, you look like you know what you're doing. Can you help me with X?"
>mfw
>be shopping
>some lady asks me for help with finding something
>she thought I worked there
>>27635290
Except when it's used for e.g. refilling ink cartriges. Seriously you can buy as many needles as you want in Europe and what you do with them is none of anyones business, especially not the pharmacists.
Americucks seriously. "AM I BEING DETAINED" if they are asked to show ID at a border checkpoint but can't buy a metal tube.
>>27634930
>make a 'meep meep' noise
please tell me this is made up
>>27635356
Yeah, and let's just let minors buy alcohol and cigarettes while we're at it. Laws don't matter. You won't get fined and/or fired for breaking the law.
>>27635417
Laws matter, I'm just saying this law is retarded. You can't just treat people like criminals because you are assume they might be committing a crime.
>cashier at big orange hardware store
>people always ask me where x is
I'm literally not allowed to leave the front end, why would I know where anything is? Ask one of the floor associates ffs
and don't get me started on the old Asian dudes who will do anything to save pennies on their shitty purchase
>>27633814
>>27633814
>>27633814
own a game store
>ban 27 y.o man today for grabbing a 15 y.o kid and snarling in his face over yugioh cards
>got robbed, police show up for statement 2.5 weeks later
>See people who look like they work in banks regularly pull down their pants/skirts and take massive shits right outside my window in alley (can't see me through bars unless you look close)
>kid steals card from our mtg folder (shitty chandra), chase him down street and get it back. Then find a kid who goes to his school, get his name, find him on facebook, find everyone with his surname and tell them he's a thief. Get apologetic message from his mother about the shitstorm coming his way. Lol my way home.
>Kids try to steal dragonballs from display by our window. Chase them down street. They all cry, put them back, beg me not to tell their mums. I lol, no idea who they were.
>see guy put down 2 pints and start pissing against wall of my store. Flip my shit, run outside and start screaming at him. He freaks out that he's going to go back to jail. Lol my way home.
>guy with braindamage from car accident writes comic stories with clip art. Prints them and leaves them in store for people to read. Keeps asking me if I've read them. Running out of excuses not to. Seven fucking volumes so far.
>Kid with bad skin and asbergers flips his shit on me because he didn't get good cards in his yugioh boosters. Bar him and lol.
>Emo kid with an attitude lays down outside my store on grass, pretends he's taken a bunch of pills and is suiciding. Hate him, sick of his shit. Call ambulance, he's under 16. Tell them he's underage and needs to be taken in. Watch them turn up, remove his fucking crazy girlfriend from his chest and drag him into back of ambulance. He comes in next day with hospital bracelet on to 'thank' me. I lol.
>lady comes into the coffee shop I work at
>always comments on how when I'm making espressos it looks like I'm on the enterprise from Star Trek
>customer at store
>do you work here
I'm not a fucking wageslave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27635449
Retarded law or not, take it up with the law makers, not the people who are trying to keep their jobs. Also she should just have her ID with her and not act like a fucking drug addict, like everyone else who needs needles for whatever.
>>27634930
I want to kill myself after reading that, thanks
>>27634930
That was the most autistic thing I have ever read. If this goes on r/4chan include me please
>>27635560
How was the Innistrad prerelease this weekend?
>>27635631
It's already there
>>27634930
I wish I could believe this happened
>Get new stock
>manager never informs me of the prices
>has a go at me when I ask
>>27635631
Would have gotten him a treesome if he were Chad. But being a robot this is only autistic and pathetic.
>they don't call this place whole paycheck for nothin!
>>27635689
>Don't talk to me, my son, or my husband ever again
>>27633814
I worked front end retail once. Never again. I'd rather be the bum with no teeth asking for pocket change.
Sackers/baggers make more money than Cashiers because Cashiers don't receive tips.
>>27635560
Cont.
>See guy I haven't seen in 6 months in my store. He has hand over his forearm. Ask him what happened. Emo kid's crazy girlfriend lost at an xbox game to him. She never met him before. She bit him hard enough to leave a scar.
>irish kid who severely needs a beating comes running in chased by 2 gypsies with knives. Tell him to gtfo my store with his shit. Bar him. This is not his first time causing trouble, also claims he's into blood magic and other bullshit.
>few weeks later irish kid asks if he can preorder latest yugioh set. Tell him to fuck off, he's barred, I don't have to deal with his shit. Goes to nearby store and tries to preorder it there, tells cashier "I hope she burns to death in her bed". He gets barred from there too, cashier is a friend. I lol heartily.
>Get door kicked in by crackheads a foot from my head in middle of night. Start screaming and yelling, guy runs for it, police useless as usual.
>One genuinely autistic regular completely obsessed with Street Fighter (movie not games wtf even). See her ever couple of days. She's kind of growing on me.
>Woman with srs mentals comes in every few days, obsessed with five nights at freddies. Can hardly speak, just shows me pics of freddy on her phone. Grunts to me that he's gonna kill me every time she comes in. Started just shrugging because what can you even do? she genuinely believes she stole his hat and he wants it back.
>caught two underage kids from the local anime club fucking in our toilets.
Yeah man retail is great. Three years in this town and this isn't even half of it.
>>27635721
r u a girl!?!?! please be london
>be 18
>volunteer in local charity shop for work experience
>decide for my 4th time going there i'd have a few shots of whisky before turning up to make it less monotonous and to ease my anxiety
>start badly fucking up on behalf of my intoxication
>colleges notice alcohol on my breath
>told to fuck off and never return
one of the worst experiences of my life desu. could be worse though, could have been an actual job
>>27635646
I haven't got a Sorin yet and I want one. I didn't run it this time, because fuck that I don't make enough profit to put up with that bullshit. Got a box and a fatpack coming though, least there's some perks to this job.
>>27635792
getting fired from a volunteer position is way more retarded, pham
>work at one big desk with 3 normies who constantly ignore me and shut me out
>i tried really hard to be nice to them and be a normal guy
>for whatever reason they just hated me from the start, but they all love each other
>make a big scene out of ignoring me, avoiding eye contact, or responding only with one word answers
>tfw i decided to just stop talking to them completely, and start being lax about my farts
>tfw farting basically all day long at the table
>tfw they all get upset about it but still won't talk to me
>tfw the game is on to see who breaks first
>tfw i'm just gonna keep farting until someone freaks out or i get fired
>tfw eating cheese perogies for dinner tonight
>>27635758
If I was in London I'd be making a lot more fucking money.
>>27634930
>meep meep
cwno
>>27635804
You'll probably get someone to trade in one soon if you take trade in. I always wanted to be in a position to lowball offers for top tier cards and then immediately resell them at a higher price.
I pulled Avacyn in my prerelease box.
>>27635821
yes, it was retarded and one of my worst memories. don't rub it in anon
>>27634930
what the fuck anon this cannot be real
>>27635881
That's pretty much what we do, although if I get anything I don't need in my box it goes in the shop folders. Thinking of just giving up on this shitty town and going online with it, take on magicmadhouse because they're overpriced anyway.
Got a geist of saint traft for a theros booster the other day though, trade ins for boosters are great because we only pay wholesale for them. Extra profits everywhere.
>>27635502
>worked in a grocery store cafe
>we would pull what we used off the store floor
>got stopped twice a week asking where X is
>find it if I can, pass it off to a manager otherwise
>old people loved me because I gave a shit
>Hit max rate in 2 months
>I could be a dick back to dick customers and the managers would defend me
I left after 5 months because my old landscaping job payed better and was less stressful.
>>27635704
We delivered food to tables. The owner said we were not allowed to take tips. I let a few regulars tip me stripper style. I used that tale to get job that pays double what I made at the grocery store. I work with a bunch of pervs who found it hilarious in the interview.
>>27635721
>>27635560
I would open carry if it is legal in your state. Redguards and Mexicans don't care about card games so you won't get challenged.
>>27633979
This baka senpai >>27635317
You're not going to stop her from doing drugs. I'd buy her the fucking needles.
>>27635187
>he doesn't realize that 'stupid piece of metal' is classified as drug paraphernalia
You're either incredibly naive or willfully stupid.
Unless you have a prescription to something injectable (for example: insulin), or you're a caregiver to someone who has said prescription it is illegal for you to have that in your possession.
>>27634930
>meep meep
ah fuck my side are gone
>>27635317
>>27636045
>>27633979
True, and this is also part of the reasoning behind needle exchanges. Usually what happens when they can't get clean needles is that they use dirty ones which spread disease and create public health hazards. It's just another area of drug use where stigma makes problems worse than they need to be.
>>27635833
Get your resume in order and drink pic related.
We have fart wars at work. I unleash the holocaust from my ass when I drink rolling rock.
>>27635356
We can buy that metal tube. We just need to show ID first. Or did you purposely not read that part?
Also, Americans in general aren't so fucking poor that we need to refill our own ink cartridges. When it runs out we go to the store and buy a fucking new one. Then we either give it to the store to recycle (they get paid for it), or we take care of it ourselves.
>be 19
>trying to get a second job so I can save money for a trip I'm taking to another country
>get a job as a produce stocker at Kroger
>go to orientation
>no information about what I have to do provided, just corporate propaganda
>show up to work on my first day
>some old guy shows me what to do
>he leaves to go have a cigarette and never comes back
>I fulfill my duties with four hours left in my shift
>ask a manager what I can do, he says to go find the old guy and ask him
>can't find the old guy
>autistically wandering around moving oranges from place to place
>miss my next shift on purpose
>go up to desk
>ask for paycheck on payday
>never come back
>Work at Starbucks
>Only guy there
>Almost all coworkers are qt girls
It's a struggle to keep my feels in every day and appear somewhat normal in front of them.
>>27636192
This was me until recently and then my manager hired some South American chad
>>27635254
You're an ok guy. I hate it when our store tried to encourage us to get people to join our supermarket bank because 'it's so much more convenient for the customers since they only have to use one card for their money and their rewards!'
People aren't fucking idiots they choose legitimate banks for a reason.
>>27636269
>foreign Chad
I'm sorry Anon. What chances you did have were immediately lost as soon as Raul came into the picture
>>27636030
I'm in the UK or believe me I would be carrying. Got a boxcutter most of the time and a hammer behind my desk though, gotta love this country. I'm only 5'2 but it's almost entirely pure fury, the local crackheads are starting to learn that I'm sick of their shit to the point I'll scream at them in the street if they're asking for it. Plenty of PCSOs around to attract.
>>27636291
They clearly weren't interested in me before but now that he's come along they won't even talk to me when he's there
>>27636316
Not to be a dick but that is literally my worst nightmare being ignored like that. You have to alpha dog him in front of the girls, it is your only hope. You'll probably get fired but still.
>when you see stacy in line while you ring people up
>think of life with her
>shes talkative and nice at check out
>she leaves as i think of life with her
>she walks away and you never see her again
>>27635883
Did you see the looks of disappointment on their faces? Oh my God.
>>27636354
I don't want to he's a nice guy. We always talk about vidya and stuff. It's just he's more attractive than me so they all want his Chad cock
>>27635833
>>27636140
TOP mobsdbsddsbsbsfucking kek original post
>>27633814
>live in greater NYC area
>Independent vendor for a major cable corporation
>said corporation has dropped the YES Network
>have to deal with pissed off yankees fans all day bitching about how they're going to drop us the first chance they get.
I just laugh now when they say that. We're not the only ones to have dropped them. Literally everyone in this state except for Frontier and DirecTV has dropped them for the same reasons. Frontier throttles your internet, and DirecTV has massive price increases once you're out of contract.
>>27636293
You should bring your magic card retail skills to the US and OC a .45. Get an FFL and be the conduit between /k/ and the general firearms community.
>fudds getting into warhammer 40k
>ARs next to the magic cards
>goupies galore because British accent.
Alright
>wake up
>want to kill myself
>want to kill everyone at work
>sleep daydreaming
>wake up wanting to kill myself
>want to kill everyone at work
>sleep daydreaming
>wake up
>never do anything I want to do
>want to kill everyone at work
>any inspiration I have to do anything is crushed again by the monotonous ringing despair and anxiety work gives me
>sleep in my car
>wake up wanting to kill everyone and myself
>hang out with friends
>life is good
>go to work
>want to kill everyone and myself
>sleep daydreaming
>wake up
>want to kill myself
>>27633814
"id like to speak to a manager please"
>>27636372
>Chad and his gf come into the store
>from the moment they walk in to the moment they walk out they're all lovey dovey with each other
>they're both younger than me
>I've never experienced and will never experience this joy
>they're going to have hot passionate sex when the get home
>I'm going to be greeted by my cat then play video games and shitpost on 4chan until I pass out
Every day until I die.
>There is a hair in my food
It's on top of it and the exact same colour as theirs
what i hate is when mexicans or asians come up and tryo to barter or negotiate the price of an item. lol. is this a cultural thing? i mean the price is on the item, and thats what you have to pay for it. theres no negotiating. this isnt a flea market or a yard sale, its a fucking retail business. we cant change them.
>>27636510
At least you don't have genital herpes like them, anon
>>27636538
It is if they're fresh immigrants. If they've been here a while there's no good excuse.
>>27636510
You think that's bad, I work at a resort on the beach in Florida and spring break our place and the entire area was flooded with young people having the time of their lives.
>>27634930
>meep meep
I AM LIT
>>27635290
I use mine to give my hamsters their shots :3
>>27636605
I'd honestly kill myself. How do you live knowing that not just a few people are able to have would you could never achieve, but thousands of people as far as your eye can see have it?
>>27633814
>working at kmart few years ago
>stocking protein shakes
>lady walks up to me
>she asks "What would be good for me to eat if I'm about to get heart surgery?"
>Tell her "Sorry mam I wouldn't know you'd have to talk to your doctor about that."
>She keeps picking things up and asking if they'd be ok on her stomach.
How the fuck would I know how they make you feel? I just put it on the fucking shelf. I'm not over here sipping out of each one and writing a food blog about it.
>>27636454
If it was legal for me to come live there I totally would. Although if I had a gun the first thing I'd do is shoot every aspie who ever came in my store, because that shit is annoying.
One day I'll have a sweet store in the middle of a city instead of this shitty town, and I'll make enough money to never have to be there. Then I can sit at home all day playing wow while some guy ten years younger than me cooks and cleans.
Goals.
>>27636538
It's gotta be cultural, when my family used to run a hotel we used to get chinese totally ignoring the staff only signs and wandering into the kitchen to watch me cook. It was fucking spooky to turn around from frying bacon to change the music on my laptop only to come face to face with an entire silent Asian family.
They definitely don't understand RRPs, I think haggling has to be a big thing for them.
QUIT YOUR JOB, DO ANYTHING ELSE.
Wtf is wrong with you people?
>high af
>in lcbo (alcohol store in Ontario)
>employees wear whatever with lcbo name tag
>high me forgets this
>walk up to lady wearing a blue shirt and cheap dress pants
>typical wagecuck atire
>ask her to help me find stuff on this list for my mom
>she looks at me funny
>figured it was an employee wondering if I was high
>she chuckles and helps me find all of my stuff
>thank her and go to checkout
>tell the cashier that the girl in blue is a great employee
>she says that's just a random customer
>mfw
>>27633814
How did you guys get jobs? Any tips.
>22 year old socially isolated never employed NEET
>>27636832
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>>27636832
UPS hires anyone for midnight shift if they have a high school diploma, and I've been stuck in it for 3 years and it's grinded my brain down until nothing but a suicidal psychopath remains. I wish I could enjoy life, I miss the person that I once was.
>work as bird of prey handler
>owls are my jam
>retarded girl working with me
>thick as a fucking brick sandwich
>her only goal in life to get pregnant so she can get free housing
>everything I hate in the world
>gets told to get the boss's vicious fucking redtail hawk off its lawn perch and onto a glove
>she is terrified of all birds except her braindamaged harris hawk
>I'm in charge of her
>Boss wants bird up by time he gets back from in the house
>She won't go near it
>Clearly terrified of it, her attempts have made the bird angry
>bird is angry, stamping feet
>Bird has very sharp talons
>force of grip in feet equivalent to a rottweiler bite
>Makes me get it
>Bird is already pissed, get it onto glove but still attached to perch when it stamps
>talons straight through my hand between finger and thumb
>ouch
>Ask her to get boss
>"Oh my god are you okay oh god"
>get the fucking boss
>Does it hurt oh god oh god
>Yes it hurts get the fucking boss
>oh my god is that blood? oh god
>Yes that is blood get the fucking boss you useless sack of shit
>gets boss
>takes two grown men to pry its talons apart enough for me to get my hand out
>week later almost get murdered by a chilean blue eagle because she's too scared to put its hood on properly.
>Get made her supervisor, her mistakes are now my fault because we are the only girls on the team.
>quit that job fuck that.
Also they had a massive guy that dressed as a druit and bought their weed working for them. Last I heard one boss was dead and the other was in jail.
>did once see her leave some chick in her cargo pants pocket and get chased at walking speed around a field by a turkey vulture though so there were good times.
>>27633814
Tfw stop on the way home to grab groceries, still in chef gear and get asked this at least 3 times.
>working at gas station as cashier
>for whatever reason we sell coffee and the coffee machine is behind the counter,some expensive shit,who cares
>2 gypsy females walk in and want a coffee
>I make it and I place it infront of them
>turn my head for one second
>"there's a hair in the coffee and I want a new one"
>pretty sure she placed it just to give her a reason to talk to me
>make 2nd coffee and don't ask for money because who cares,they paid for the first one already and yeah
>"you are very polite,may I ask you a question"
>proceeds to demand to do some fortune teller bullshit
>I politely refuse
>she says she'll be back in 5 mins and I can think about it
>i'm just thinking about throwing my chair at her face at this point
>remove single eyelash from coffee they refused
>free coffee for me
>they come back 5 minutes later and one of them immediatly starts yapping about how I have to look her in the eyes and look only at her
>"I don't have time and I have a lot of work to do"
>she insists
>"eeh whatever I guess"
>proceeds to bullshit,I look at the second female that is walking around the store
>first female insists I maintain eye contact
>assume they are trying to shoplift
>I cut off the "fortune teller" and tell her she's wrong and I appreciate the attempt but seriously I have work to do
>she gets visibly upset
>other customer walks up with some car accessories and has a question
>I direct my attention to him
>fortune teller goes "IS THAT WHY I WAITED 10 MINUTES"
>"you insisted to wait although I told you I don't want any fortune telling"
>both gypsy females leave
what the hell was that all about
>>27634930
I would have found this hilarious.
>>27636886
how's the pay buddy?
I want a second job in the night to earn some more cash. worth it? I'm money hungry
>>27636970
Jesus fuck was this at a sanctuary/zoo or otherwise?
I'd have had a shitfit if I got stuck with someone hired specifically to work with something and they're frightened of it.
>working at a fleamarket parrot store for 5 years
>baby congo grey just starting to interact with people, gaining trust
>boss hires teenage kid to sweep up/clean cages/stock/etc
>he's cleaning the store at some point
>hear horrendous squawking
>go to inner part of store where the larger birds are, including that fucking grey
>kid is wiping the bottom grate of the cage WITH THE BIRD STILL IN THE CAGE
>aka kid is bent over and halfway inside this decently sized cage cleaning the bottom of it
>grey at the bottom of the cage on its back flapping upwards and screaming
>tug him out of the cage before he gives the thing heart failure
He didn't do that again, but he did get the bright idea to clean the finch cages by simply opening the front cage door and putting his hand in with all the finches. Six escaped finches within a minute, all of them died via hitting the walls or stress.
>>27637151
He sounds like you shoulda been hitting him on the walls, some people are too dumb to be near animals.
The girl I worked with was basically there to tick a box so my boss would get extra funding from the government. She went on the same training course I did and I had to help her pass it by order of the boss because they didn't have the budget to go through it all again. She was tiny, stick thin, would only eat one really specific flavour of tinned pies and toast, and cried if I didn't walk her to the local pub every night of the training so she could watch soaps. The training course was two weeks long and her parents visited her twice. She was the most helpless, pathetic excuse for a human I've ever met but the bosses weren't much better. She had some learning difficulties but she was mostly just really stupid, panicky and useless.
Our job was to walk around the town with the birds and bounce them to scare the seagulls away because at that point they'd gotten bad enough they'd taken a little kid's finger off. the thick girl once went marching into a restaurant with her harris hawk on her arm to scream at the poor waitresses because they hadn't cleared the outside tables yet. She got me into so much shit over that. She also got me pinned to a mesh by a tawny owl and locked my in an aviary I was cleaning with two great greys because she was supposed to be holding the door and she needed a fag. She was on the phone to her mummy and daddy for a couple of hours each day and cried at anything and everything.
I have never wanted to kill someone so much.
>Her sister had a baby and she started buying it china ornaments.
>she asked a guy to go out with her (he was a dirty crackhead she met in the street) and was calling him her 'other half' by the next day. He ditched her a couple of days later.
>she was friends with a crazy homeless woman who thought she was a witch, and later got arrested for ripping a baby seagull apart with her bare hands.
>gave a two week notice at my old retail job
>stopped showing up after one week
>>27636970
>grill
>good with animals
>owl fan
I will do LITERALLY anything to have even one dinner with you
>>27637024
I am aware of that feel bro
>>27637460
Wait, so you guys essentially walk around with these raptors and stuff to scare off nuisance birds? That's fucking great, our town just puts those statues of owls up on EVERYTHING and hopes gulls or ratbirds wont go near.
How small is the town/city you live in?
>>27637460
>fag
Damn why are the UK girls so top tier in this thread? First we had the game shop owning girl and now the bird master.
>>27637542
I'm like 30. I'm the same angry one who runs the game store, see:
>>27635560
>>27635721
The bird of prey handling job was a few years ago although I'd kill to get my owl back. But yeah I'm old.
>>27637633
>>27637647
>game shop girl IS the bird master
Marry me.
>>27637620
We also had to wear medieval costumes.
It didn't actually work, either. The statues are way more effective.
The town I had that job in was pretty small, and in the uk. It was a tourist resort (gone massively downhill now, though). I dunno if it's still a thing but back when I worked there you could apply to the local council for a license to kill seagulls if they were on your roof. You had to do it humanely and not in nesting season, though. I was actually licensed to kill them for a year, although I never did it because fuck that, it's basically our fault they're not out at sea eating fish like they should be.
Animals are way nicer than people.
>>27634930
These threads never fail to deliver cap worthy posts
>>27637647
>owl lover
>owns game shop
>can handle her own
Fucking hell, you're beyond perfect.
I'd marry you on the spot, but I'd settle for at least a coffee date
>>27635560
>Seven fucking volumes so far.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SCAN THAT SHIT!
>>27637141
Places vary but you should make between 9.50 and 10.50 first starting off. And you make more than burger flippers for a reason, because you will get fucked up, be it the other employees, the supervisors screaming in your face, or being buried alive by boxes, or having to load 50 refrigerators in a row.
>>27637633
Niiiice, both me. Still old and jaded as fuck though. My cv is just really weird. I have to actually take things off it to make employers take me seriously, it's lucky I'm self-employed.
>>27637709
Get me a visa and you're on. I fucking hate this country. The one bright spot of my year is that I save up and go to Japan (open trip for any regulars who can afford it and want a free tour guide/have no friends to go with), and that place is incredible. So if you happen to live there sign me up, one wife at your service.
>>27636691
Pls let me be your slave (^:
>>27637781
Hey man, if you're in the uk anytime hit me up, I'll be the one yelling at crackheads in the street and threatening aspies with a boxcutter.
>>27637791
I've run out of excuses not to read it, it's at my shop and it's 1am here, I might bring it home and scan it tomorrow if I find any good bits. It's pretty much just rambling stories with generic superhero biographies and clipart. I always wonder what that guy was like before the accident, it basically lobotomized him. I hear he used to have a pretty decent job so he must have been fairly normal.
>>27633814
Im a car salesman and i want to kill myself every day. People are so retarded
I fix phones and tablets all day, you could only imagine the shit I see.
>>27637922
Sure, if I ever make enough money to keep you.
Gotta earn a few quid selling trading cards first.
You really don't clock how weird your life experiences have been until you start writing them out.
>>27636811
>tfw fellow Ontarian
>tfw this story brought me mirth
>tfw somewhere out there is a super nice lady with a good sense of humour
>>27637975
>Im a car salesman
Pic is you
>>27638060
I don't cost much, you can pay me in Ulti DMGs
Plus I hate Pikeys and Crackheads
>>27637956
God, you sound like perfect waifu material.
If I'm ever in the glorious caliphate of bongistan, I'll swing by.
You should really upload that guy's comics.
OC like that is exactly what 4chan needs.
I wish more fembots were like you.
>>27638085
Don't know why I even thought it was a good idea to buy alcohol while high.
My mom asked me to buy the shit, and I couldn't say no, or else she'd ask why and I'd probably fuck up and tell her I'm high and I'd get disowned.
Cool lady tho.
Ontario has some bretty terrible women, but she was a charm
>>27636164
Yeah the Kroger orientation is shit. I work night stock and all I was taught was how to interact with customers.
My shift starts when the store closes.
>>27633814
Working at Dollar General as I post this. Retail life is bad life senpai.
>>27633929
How do you keep getting jobs? I did that with one job I got soon after returning from overseas literally a decade ago. Luckily I was there for less than a month and still had my good references from my previous job.
>>27638401
>Dollar General
You have to be a sadist to work there.
Poor people are the worst fucking customers
I serve food to old people at a "assisted living" center
they're pretty cool cry a lot and some enjoy being assholes
want to kill myself
only one cute server girl. I'm the only white server the rest are Latino
>>27638261
You might have to help me bury some bodies too then.
>>27638281
I'll post them up tomorrow if I get a chance.
I don't think you want too many more like me around or the moment someone mentons yugioh cards it'll get massively Jerry Springer in here.
Night guys, nice sharing terrible jobs with you!
>>27638401
Who is your favorite character in the CBL videos?
Lisa is waifu material.
>>27638522
Goodnight, qt owl femhoothoot.
I hope you come back and eventually become my gf ;_;
>>27638401
At least you can shitpost at work
>>27634518
Retail work is soul crushingly boring and expects you to be a doormat for people. Anyone working in retail, particularly over the age of 25, is a failed normie and they have every right to post on this board.
>>27634930
>for some reason think she is flirting
fuck no, stopped reading there.
>>27636140
IM DRINKING ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLL AND ROCKER
>>27637101
They probably stole something
>>27634930
>>make a 'meep meep' noise like roadrunner and chase the cayenne
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Please tell me this is a prank, bro.
PLEASE
>apply online to be a stocker, to avoid talking to people
>go in for interview
>"so tell me what youre good at anon"
>cant think of anything
>need a quick lie
"I have great people skills"
>fuck
>tfw put on the sales floor
>tfw manager really emphasizes the shilling of their rewards cards, paid warranties, etc
>actually fuck my whole life rn
>only upside is that there's an ugly weeb girl starting with me too so she might be an easy fuck
>>27638457
>Poor people are the worst fucking customers
I hear that.
>working at Walgreens
>last night a huge storm hit and knocked out the power of parts of the city
>every store across the street from my Walgreens is out of power
>including Dollar Tree
>Dollar Tree shoppers decide to come into Walgreens to get their garbage
>fat, loud, smelled like shit, manners seem to be a distant concept
Fuck poor people. Worst day of work ever.
>>27638522
*Insert Graveyard joke here*
Nah river or lake will work much better, hopefully the current will help them travel the fuck back where they came from
Also yeah post The Adventures of Captain Sperglord, fwiw I think you should encourage him, Outsider Art is definitely something worthwhile imo
G'Night, Anon
>>27636510
shopping with your girlfriend always sucks balls man, be glad you don't have to do that shit. It's horrible.
>>27634930
Just end it all my m9
>>27634124
the one in the jacket looks fuckable
>>27636832
I got a job at a grocery. 23, hadn't had a job before. I'd applied like 3 times over the years before they finally hired me this time, though, so don't give up if it doesn't work the first time
>>27638457
It's pretty shitty but it's easy so I can't complain. I do nothing and have already received a promotion. The fiends buying red bulls and candy bars with EBT is what really pisses me off. It's chill for the most part, though. I just browse the chan and smoke cigarettes.
>>27634930
i want to die after reading that
>>27638576
Exactly. My job is mostly just cashing people out, smoking cigarettes, and browsing 4chan.
>>27636471
"I'm the manager.."
>satisfying feel
God, I need to get out of retail though. I hate it so fucking much. I'm just scared of having to move on. I'm cosy in my rut living in my cheap two bedroom house with alcoholism. Why is misery so comfortable?
>>27636538
It was Indians that always did this 10 years ago (Jesus Christ, I've been working 13 fucking years in retail) now it seems to be arabs
>>27636970
>she is terrified of all birds except her braindamaged harris hawk
>works as a bird handler
Are you sure she isn't the brain damaged one?
>>27637101
They were mad that you didn't let them steal shit.
>>27634930
Jesus fuck anon, why.
>>27637956
Which are you: super fat or rail thin?
>>27637975
>car salesman
scum of the retail world.
Fuck you
>>27638538
I hate those goddamn things. Just finished mine up. What state you in?
I wash dishes in a pizza place and it sucks cock there are way too many dishes for one person on Friday nights so I wash dishes past when I'm supposed to get off as a minor and my first paycheck was $42
>>27638457
>Poor people are the worst fucking customers
Yeah, what is it about being poor that makes them such cunts as customers? Trampled over and disrespected everywhere else in their lives so they relish the chance to do it to someone who can't talk back to them?
>cushy desk job that all revolves around know two or three specific pieces of software
>not expected to know anything about these softwares since I'm a new hire
>get one half of a training session and the rest was up to me
>have to ask every day how to do a thing since I can't just google it (too obscure) and nobody taught me anything
>they always get angry and fed up with me
Maybe you should have actually trained me like you were supposed to, idiot
>>27633814
>Dude can you get high doing that?
I fill propane tanks
>>27636857
>>27636886
I'm Australian and not American, so both aren't possible.
Low level financial services slave here, I'd put myself on a rung below a NEET
>employer constantly cuts costs and everything flows downward
>make barely above a NEET would make in my country (Canada)
>extreme amount of stress (deal with peoples retirement savings, house purchases, constant pressure to increase revenue and business for the company)
>unrealistic constantly expanding goals
>forced to put on a smile and kiss ass to everyone who comes through the door
>>27635721
>caught two underage kids from the local anime club fucking in our toilets.
fookin died m8
>>27634930
Is this the same guy that made the elephant noises with the peanuts?
>>27636789
>QUIT YOUR JOB, DO ANYTHING ELSE.
just guessing but they need the money
>>27634930
So autistic it sounds fake but how else would someone dream up "Wil-E Cayenne" if not on the fly trying to flirt with someone?
>>27639794
This exactly. I don't have the skills to transition to anything else, the savings to support me while I look for something else and I don't have a mommy or daddy I can live with if I can't pay my rent. I'm trapped for the foreseeable future.
Would you ever open your own store?
Sometimes I like to think that I'll work in retail for years, build up experience and knowledge and savings, and open a small shop of my own.
But that's probably just what I tell myself so I don't feel like I'm wasting my life.
>>27634930
Dude wtf why would you think that was a good idea?
How the fuck do I get a job I go in and ask if they're hiring and all they tell me is they aren't or to apply online this is bullshit
>>27639514
lel sounds like my job.
>IT guy for a retail store
>got like 1 week of training tops and don't know shit
>constantly breaking shit and fucking shit up
>still haven't gotten fried
>>27640093
yes but you need a lot of startup capital or debt
>>27640093
It's very hard to turn a profit in your first years.
I would like to own a cafe/library.
Comfy little place, 2 stories, a few fuzzy cats around, big one way glass windows, cozy fireplace, the whole shebang.
I would ban anyone who makes noise.
Couples are allowed, but only if they speak quietly and don't get physical.
If you damage a book, you pay for it.
I'd have like 1 or 2 baristas and just shitpost and monitor the store all day.
Ofc I'd be laundering dirty money.
And cops are not allowed in my store
>>27640206
That sounds max comfy
The biggest problem I have with Starbucks and the like is how fucking noisy and crowded they are
Add some sound-dampening panels and chairs and it would be great
>>27640093
My owner offered the store to me a couple years ago but I didn't have the capital to buy it at the time. Now they've become an absentee owner and I run their business for the same fucking wage. I only see him maybe once every two months or so. Really wish I had looked into getting a loan or something.
>worked in a dollar store last summer
>soulcrushingly boring for 2 1/2 months mixed with encounters with weird ass people
>based manager hired an 18 year old gril as cashier
>She's actually pretty cool
>out of the blue she tells me she thinks my smile is cute and started talking about how big my arms are
>AT THE LAST MINUTE OF MY LAST SHIFT ON MY LAST DAY OF WORK
>>27635254
kek, that was the exact reason I quit Best Buy six months ago. Best decision of my life, what a shit fucking place to work
>Anon, you're numbers aren't looking so hot! :^)
>How much GSP did you sell today?
>Push those credit cards, goy!
>>27635267
I know the feeling man, every damn morning at the grocer these fuckers come in with nothing but $50s and $100s so there is no damn money left in the register
>>27640334
If you didn't immediately ask for her number you deserve failure
You were LEAVING NIGGA
If it didn't go well you never had to see her again wtf man you had an out
>own bike shop
> new customer comes in, wants tune-up on his bike, fills out paperwork and I give him an estimate
>do tune up the next day, call him to let him know it's done
>customer comes to get it
>sees bill is $5.00 less than the price I first quoted
"What did you not do? My bill was supposed to be $88.75, why is it only 83.75?"
"I found a better price for your new seat from a different vendor, and thought I'd save you some cash."
>gets mad, demands I order from the more expensive vendor because "if it costs more it must be better"
>tell him no, show him that they are the same
>won't believe me, goes online from cellphone and orders the same seat, leaves without paying or taking bike
>returns 3 days later, with the (identical) seat he ordered, demands I install it
>install, charge $15 for install in addition to the original price
>customer happily pays, thanks me, and leaves.
I really don't fucking get it. The guy got mad when I tried to help him out.
'Nother one:
>have small cat (6.5lbs) that lives in shop, to control rodent population and keep me company on slow days
>woman comes in to ask about gloves
>cat leaps up to countertop and mews at her, wanting attention
>woman stops talking mid-sentence, turns around, and leaves without a word
>Animal control shows up next day, to 'follow up on a complaint they recieved'
>Fucking lady said my cat attacked her
>Officers want to see cat
"Rossin, get in here!"
>Cat comes out from back, jumps on countertop and flops onto his back
>officers laugh because he's so small, say 'sorry to bother you', one buys an inner tube, they leave and say they will dismiss the report.
>>27641442
Pics of pussy plsUnsurprisingly, this comment is not original
>>27641715
He he is, cute little fucker!
>>27634930
You have to be joking. I cringe.
But it's still fucking funny.
>>27641442
>I really don't fucking get it. The guy got mad when I tried to help him out.
Nothing makes you appreciate how senseless, stupid and obnoxious human beings can be more than working in retail.
>>27635254
I too used to work there, pushing goy cards just like you and the other anon mentioning GSP.
The worst part is you don't get shit, just an "attaboy, kiddo" and a slap on the back.
I really wish they'd go outta business.
>>27638789
that one to the left of her tho
>>27639490
>underaaageplzban!
Hostile responses when i ask for ID
>I BUY CIGARETTES HERE ALL THE TIME
>I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOM
>NO ONE ELSE CARDS ME
>ohh uhhh I don't have it with me, my birthday is XX/XX/XXXX
>>sorry, I need to see your ID to complete the sale
>FINE I'LL JUST BUY FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE (as if I give a shit, like my paycheck is affected)
Fucking how hard is it to just pull out your fucking ID.
>>27636140
>rolling rock
>>27635560
Can I work at your store. Shit like that would be interesting to see at times just to not be bored all day. I have work experience
>>27639499
The fact that they're assholes is what prohibited them from ever achieving wealth.
>>27642642
stop asking for ID from people who are obviously over 30 you autistic faggot.
>>27643206
Don't come to my fucking gas station if you don't like being carded.
>>27643259
you missed your true calling you should be working for the government. If your boss knew what a faggot you were being you would be out on your ass.
>>27643305
You know the reason I'm so strict with carding is because my manager wants me to be.
>>27635560
Worth a read.
http://www.actsofgord.com/
>"Are eggs $1.99?"
>they're pointing to our ad that says eggs are $1.99
Nah, the ad just likes to lie about aale prices.
>>27638784
YOU DONT KNOW HOW WE'D FEEL
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27633814
Who else gets really fucking mad when customers say "can I talk to the manager?"
>>27643706
Why get mad? You don't have to deal with an annying asshole anymore.
>>27641442
>>Animal control shows up next day, to 'follow up on a complaint they recieved'
>>Fucking lady said my cat attacked her
More proof that all women hate cats.
If any roastie called the popo pigs on my cat, there'd be blood.
>>27641877
Senpai, that cat looks 100% demonic
>>27633814
>start selling stupid hot chocolate floats so we can sell old steamed milk
>clear picture on ad
>ice cream floating in a cup of hot chocolate
EVERY FUCKING RETARDED CUSTOMER:
>hurrr, what's a hot chocolate float?
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURE
HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF A ROOT BEER FLOAT?
IT'S THE SAME THING, BUT WITH HOT CHOCOLATE
HOLY FUCK
PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
>>27633814
I held a door open after my girlfriend while getting my tires changed a little while back and a lady went off on me about her car.
I'm like. I'm wearing red flannel and blue tapered jeans with brown boots. How TF do you think I work here.
"Oh well you opened the door for me so I assumed...."
>can you check in the back?
THE BACK ISN'T SOME MAGICAL PLACE WHERE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IS REEE
>>27644326
I love it when that happens.
>go in the back
>dick off for a few minutes
>come back and say it wasn't in there
>>27643173
That's incorrect. Assholes often excel in business.
>>27638784
Fuck off. Trying fucking shopping with your oneitis and having the sales clerk make small talk with you while she tries shit on and then when she comes out she asks, "what are you guys doing this weekend?" to the response of, "Oh, we're just friends."
>>27643706
Yeah, because I am the manager. What the fuck? Why do people always assume it's not me? Is there something wrong with the way I look?
>work in the meat market
>told exactly how to wrap the meat in the brown package multiple times
>retard level hand eye coordination
>performanceanxiety.avi
>everybody gets their meat in a blood soaked crumpled brown mess covered in scotch tape
>every costumer looks at the bloody disaster I hand them with intense disappointment
>nobody says a word
>quit in disgrace and became a neet
>>27644626
>"Oh, we're just friends."
>>27644290
Welcome to our world.
The life of a retail wage cuck would not be tolerable without alcohol and lots of it.
>>27644712
Known her for 16 years and I still haven't hit acceptance. Why the fuck can't I just accept it and move on? It's fucing childish. It ain't gonna happen. God, I hate myself so much.
>>27644914
It's abuse on her part. Finding a reason to hate her is the best way of moving forwards and minimizing pain in my own experience.
>>27634930
How is Cayenne pepper even related to road runner? Lmfao
>>27633979
So they'd prefer her using dirty needles instead of clean ones? That's messed up. You work for shitty people.
>>27645008
It's the law. They can't do anything about it without risking their jobs. And honestly yeah fuck her. If her addiction drives her to use dirty needles and she gets AIDS then it's entirely her own fault. Bitch should have had her ID.
>>27639490
I'd take that job, as long as I don't have to socialize.
Why the fuck are chinks the worst customers ever?
>have to ring them up all the time
>bitch at me for not having an item that we don't carry
>cheap as fuck
>always ask for discounts and try to use coupons on items that are excluded
>get mad when they don't get it and start to make a scene so we have to give them the discount
>buy half of our store shit and have to restock it every day
>don't brush their teeth
>watch me over the counter to make sure i don't over charge them and miss a button
>don't control their shitty kids
>get mad when they find out i don't speak chinese
>they always ask for the hard to reach stuff and the heaviest so they can look at it and say they they don't wanna take it
>open our products all the time
>come to our store with fake coupons
>always come in 10 minutes before the store closes and browse all the sections slowly making us stay more late than usal.
I could go on forever. my job made me hate hong kong chinks. They're almost as bad as the poor mexicans that think they're rich and buy the most expensive stuff so that they can return it in a week.
>mfw i see them come in
I went to the supermarket for some din dins after my 10 hours of slavery, and the fucking checkout operator wanted me to empty my fucking basket.
Fuck that bitch, I made a complaint
>>27637101
I worked at an information kiosk last summer, had to deal with gypsies all the freakin time. That fortune telling shit is so depressing when your life has consistently sucked for years. "Great happiness is coming your way anon". Yeah right...
>>27645644
You should be drawn and quartered.
It's the customer's job to unload their shit from baskets and carts.
Stop being an entitled little shit.
My mom taught me this when I was 8.
>>27645748
Fuck you faggot, trolleys sure, because the operator can't reach that shit. But it takes 2 seconds to tip the basket over, don't fucking tell me to do that, I don't get paid to unload my shit. I can go elsewhere where operators unpack my basket. Not that the operator cares, but head office will (^:
>>27645781
It's actually explicitly written in the rules that the customer has to unload their own stuff.
If you don't, then they can accuse you of adding stuff to their basket.
Nobody wants your shitty ass business anyways.
We still rake in thousands without your dirty ass trudging through our stores
>>27645836
>It's actually explicitly written in the rules that the customer has to unload their own stuff.
Maybe at your shitty supermarket, I wouldn't want to go there anyway.
Faggot
>>27645874
Lol this autistic faggot thinks that we need his tendie money.
Fuck off
>>27636667
You recommend the new fad "Jagerbombs"
>>27636468
I know exactly how you feel anon, I'm thinking about killing myself with the hellium/CPAP mask method soon.
>Work at big blue paint store.
>making Youtube vids for anyone to watch
>dream of working from home and being comfy
>brought back to reality by customer complaining because the white they bought is too white and they wanted it darker.
>Make it darker
>it's too dark.
>listen to them whine
>don't care and hold back the urge to tell them to Fuck off.
>mix the correct paint, they are pleased.
>have a nice day :)
>thinking about working from home and feel like shit because retail is all I know.
My job isn't hard, but customers that whine too much irritate me.
>>27640334
She mightve been teasing/toying with you to get a reaction. Uts aneasy winwin if she was half in half out scenario
>>27641442
Now you know why dealerships are such cunts
>>27638474
That was my job a year and a half ago, I work as a cashier now. The people at my last job were better but the manager was such a fucking retard the entire kitchen staff was quitting.
>>27639774
Can you rehash that story? I never saw it
>>27643305
you're probably the type of guy that gets upset when the officer finds weed on you in your car after he initial stopped you for speeding
>>27636030
>stripper style?
>>27633814
I'm in law.
>>27634930
That's actually pretty damn funny.
>Get up around 10-12 well rested
>Eating a good breakfast and chilling
>Go to work 15
>Sit on my ass, smile and saying "Hi" in 5 hours straight
I'm totally ok with retail
>Work 8 hours a sunday, get paid for 16 hours.
>>27633814
>work in bar
>boss talks to you like you're a fucking window-licker when he gets stressed on busy evenings and you do something slightly wrong
>at all other times he's actually really cool
>every other person there is cool at all times
>best selection of drinks anywhere around to exploit my 50% discount with
>customers are generally friendly
>some nights can be unpleasantly busy
>busy nights are generally when qt3.14s come in and it's too busy to fucking talk to them, REE
>semen demons aside, have befriended a few cool regulars and am always glad to see them come in
I'm still going to be moving into something I'm less overqualified for before too long, but honestly it's not at all a bad place to be. I was a semi-regular customer there for some time and knew I liked the general vibe of the place, so I figured that working there would probably be okay.
There's my advice to you lads: If there's a shop/restaurant/cafe/pub/whatever you go to and there's just something that feels good about the place - staff seem cool, you're actually interested in what they sell, the coffee really is the best in town, etc. - then even if it's still a "shit job", you probably wouldn't too much mind working there.
>>27646270
Same feel here, started my youtube account a month ago,
But work with grocerys instead.
We're going to make it.
>>27634930
>Wil-E Cayenne
>roll the cayenne across the floor and chase it
>meep meep
oh shit I can't find my sides
>>27646989
What kind? 2L here. Trying to figure out which area would be most comfy. Leaning towards ambulance chasing. Seems the least stressful desu.
>>27635502
>work in grocery store
>store has separate liquor department
>work in liquor department
>never go in to the store
>I'm in a hurry, which aisle is the aluminum foil in?
Why would I know that? Am I over in that part of the store? No, I'm not. I don't even know which aisle the bread is in ffs.
>>27635338
did you look like the type that worked at the store or?
>>27633814
Somebody give me some advice
>Apply to store
>Ace interview
>Both guys who interviewed me agreed to offer me the job
>They both seemed to like me
>Guy says that the hiring manager will call me to give me a start date after my background check and drug test (I know I passed) come back
>A week goes by
>My copy of the background check arrives by mail (it's clean)
>Couple more days later
>Call the hiring manager
>He is weirdly quiet and awkward on the phone
>"Yeah we're just waiting on your drug test to come back, let me look for it"
>Hear him rummaging through papers
>"Oh, I guess we have that, it's your background check we're waiting for"
>I'm like "really? I'm holding my copy in my hands.."
>"Oh, I guess I'll have to make some calls"
>Conversation feels really odd at this point.
>I say "I mean, do you want me to bring it in or something?"
>"Nah I believe you"
>.."Alright, well I guess I'll hear from you guys later?"
>"Yep"
It's been over 2 weeks since my interview. Am I being fucked with? What could possibly be the problem? Should I call again to see if they have my bg check finally? Like what the fuck..
