ALL ROBOTS HEED THIS WARNING
I am a wizard, and I have been for the past 10 years, and I am telling you RIGHT NOW that it is 100% imperative that you post a reply in THIS THREAD.
IF YOU DO, you will receive a loving caring girlfriend who is everything you've ever wanted, and more. You will meet her in a moment that you will only be able to describe as "coming straight out of a romance movie". You will also acquire a well-paying job that feels more like play than work. You will be paid handsomely to do something that you would consider your hobby anyways. Waking up to go to work won't feel like a chore - it will be starting the day early to pursue your passion. You will develop a thirst for knowledge, and your peers will see you as something of a philosophical and logical genius.
HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD, your life will deteriorate to a state that you can't even begin comprehend. You think your life sucks now? Just you wait. Your environment will lose its color, smells and tastes will begin to fade from the foods you eat. You will find you have no libido, and in fact you will have no drive at all. You will become lethargic, tired all the time, to such an extreme that you won't even be able to get out of the sleeping bag that you call a bed. You will begin gaining massive amounts of fat on all areas of your body, your memory will fade, and you won't be able to perform even the most basic of tasks. Your days will consist of waking up in a dark concrete alleyway, with bruises and cuts all over your decrepit body that come from living in outdoors in an urban ghetto environment. You will somehow continue to live to the age of 45, but only barely. Your life force will be nothing more than a thread, ready to snap at any moment, with every second that passes by bringing somehow yet more agony to your pitiful life.
I have seen the future. This will happen. Go ahead and ignore this thread, as I know many of you will. I warned you.
Just peeking in to say that life sucks no matter what.
Blasphamous nonsense. Only in our Lord Keks name can one predict future events
heh. what the hell. posting just to feel safe.
/r9k/ is sad enough to fall for chain messages like this
I bet this will hit bump limit
Posting in a shitpost thread
Good thing I'm posting in this thread.
Only a sucker would see this thread and NOT post in it to reap the obvious rewards.
>>27633713
You never know. Better be safe.
I wish you good luck on your journey into the worlds of magic, oh mighty wizard. May you find what we mere mortals may never comprehend. All hail!
Pls save me wizard
But all i want in life is a nice big bowl of cinnamon grahams
immunity cat bitches
>>27633792
I fucking want it to happen. This is going to be amazing. I can't wait
I usually don't believe in magic and shit but just in case
I jus hope this is real, I want a qt3.14 nice gf tbqh family friend
We have literally nothing to lose 2bqh guys
I'm gay what do you have for me OP
give me tl;dr wiz
you are an idiot, i am double idiot for reply.
>>27633792
Damn right it will in an original way
>>27633786
I'm with you m80
Pls help me mighty wizard
so if i don't post nothing changes?
>>27633713
Fuck you cunt
Original FYC
Maybe this will work
who knows, meme magic can do its thing from time to time
>>27633713
don't disappoint me
>ayy lmao
yellow keks my name, cummin g in pussys my game
Mom is starting to get worried about me not having a gf. Posting for the sweet puss.
Goddamnit i can't resist. It's amazing what desperation can do. Fuck you Op you know us too well
>>27633713
>implying it's going to happen
I hope she's japanese desu
good form, wizard
>>27633981
But you posted anyway
that's great, if I post in this thread, will all of my regret go away, too? Will the soul crushing depression go away, too?
who gives a shit about having a "loving caring" girlfriend and a "stable well paying" job; it's all fucked anyways and I'm a poor excuse for a human being no matter how you cut it
>>27633713
WHERE"S MY GF AND HOBBY JOB OP!!??!?!!?
I WANT GF
GIVE ME GF RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks OP appreciate it.
Pls give me the life I deserve All knowing wizard
>a wizard wanting a girlfriend
Fuck off you goddamn normie
I can see how my life can go downhill even further...
SPARE ME, OH, GREAT WIZARD!!!
>>27634136
What are your credentials? "robot"
Meme magic, do your thing
also fuck captcha
It doesn't matter, life will still suck :(
NIGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*inhale*
NIGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If posting on this type of thread is all the hope we have, doesn't that mean we already lost?
iwanttobelieve.png
60 year old virgin with ED reporting in for new found romance
Butwhy.jpg
pls spare me wizard
All I want is her in my life. Posting to avoid bad karma.
>get a gf like from a romantic movie
>more like I'll be old and still a kvh in a mental home
>there's a nurse and she's a real qt
>huge age gap
>don't care, I go senile and think she's my lovely gf
>I think I'm in a romantic movie
>she plays along but no actual intimate contact, just meaningless words
That will be my life.
pls let the memes be real i want a gf god damn
>>27633713
thanks man, mind teaching us your magics?
Wizzyfizzy OP about to save this silly false optimist robot from wizard hood
>tfw 29
>tfw raging autism and acne
>please OP. I just want to be happy
>>27633713
Posting a reply for the future
>>27633713
Replying just cause i'm a superstitious fuck.
kanker up the bumhole desu senpai
I'm desparate enough at this point to try
Mr. Wizard help me pls!
>>27633713
eh posting to post to post a posting
I just want to be with her
OP aside, I think I'm developing a mental illness. Is this what the onset of crippling depression feels like?
>>27633713
why would this even work you fucking fag for an OP
I don't even what a girlfriend.
I had a GF once for a year and a half and it was not worth it. Sure fucking dat ass, pussy and cumming in dat mouth was AMAZING, but it's just not worth it.
Work on yourselves robots. You'll thank yourself later.
>>27633713
I'll reply cos why not
>>27634305
does it matter? I'll go down in you big boi.
>>27633713
Here we go, des~
>>27633713
i can't believe people pay attn to this shit
>>27633713
Let's do this mate.
Hit that magic boost, I'll need it.
I want my power back.
>>27633713
>IF YOU DO, you will receive a loving caring girlfriend who is everything you've ever wanted, and more. You will meet her in a moment that you will only be able to describe as "coming straight out of a romance movie". You will also acquire a well-paying job that feels more like play than work. You will be paid handsomely to do something that you would consider your hobby anyways. Waking up to go to work won't feel like a chore - it will be starting the day early to pursue your passion. You will develop a thirst for knowledge, and your peers will see you as something of a philosophical and logical genius.
This paragraph made me smile
>>27633713
Sleep thight wizard
>>27633713
>you will receive a loving caring girlfriend who is everything you've ever wanted, and more.
Impossible.
3D is inherently repulsive.
>>27633713
Thank you Grand Wizard
Ayayayaya cuuuu
>>27633713
But if I do get all that stuff you said, I will be still empty inside.
>>27633713
But I want to be a wizard senpai
>>27633713
Can't hurt... Can it?
Originalllll Comment
>>27633713
Can't lie, dont mind being not straight.
>>27634304
your waifu a shit
Rei for life
>>27633713
Thanks for giving me this nice future.
>>27633713
Worth a shot
This post was original
replay in i know this won't work
>>27633713
Alright here's my reply buddy
that's a lot of words. I'm going to post just to be safe
You can't stop my wizardly destiny
please save me ayy lmao
>>27634325
Thread needs more Yamada.
thank you based future bro
Posting OP
I sure hope it works
>>27633747
This is highly original enough.
>>27633713
what if I want a bf, anon?
Lol I'm banned so this better be fucking real and worth it.
>>27633713
gboufbiqergbeirvbqegbeguwr
ok reply breh
okay whatever here's the repsonse
>>27633713
Pringles man.
you see OP was playing us, he was showing that we are indeed his roaches, as shown by the deviousness and scheming of his wojack. you all just played yourself(me too but i want to feel safe)
>>27633713
ok i trust you
make my life good senpai
>>27633713
i'm in
skip the gf tho
>>27633713
Don't really care about the perfect life tbqh but I hopefully I will make the OP happy by contributing to the thread and validating him for making a successful thread even if it is under suspect pretenses
posting to get good life
>>27633713
This thread is actually above /r9k/ average, pretty funny.
Give me that gf.
ty senpai desu baka u know?
I'll post in this thread. I was arguing with a friend on steam about how the government should supply me with a free gf and he said I needed to quit being a pathetic piece of shit, but fuck him. I'm getting a free gf ITT the rest isn't that important
What the hell, here's another response.
Thanks wizard bro.
>tfw no gf.
I'll get one, one day...
Why does one have to work so hard just to become happy.
damn Lil B
>>27633713
koolio
For Narnia
fuqq u wizzard
i want three gfs
So does immunity cat help or hurt this scenario?
Posting to finally be content and happy
Well, im OK with this
>>27633713
Damn son, I normally ignore these threads but I like the effort you put in.
[spoier]I just want to be happy[/spoiler]
>>27633713
I am originally replying to this thread
>>27633747
Life sucks and We're all gonna die, thanks op
This is an original comment, so original in fact, it passed the robot!
>>27633713
Fine. make me. cant stop me na
Posting for happiness, give it to me OP
Op's a collosal fucking faggot.
You guys don't understand, I NEED to post in this thread
Why thank you Mr. Skeltal!
>>27633713
I'm just not gonna risk it
shitposting at it's finest tbqhfampai
Wew lad. Let's see if OP is a faggot or not. He probably is but hey.
why not, life's shit anyways
>>27633713
the stuff that happens if I don't post has already happened, except I'm Auschwitz instead of fat
I request a GF my friend.
>>27633713
POSTING TO FEEL A SENSE OF HOPE AND PURPOSE IN THIS MEANINGLESS WORLD.
too paranoid for this
>>27633713
kay hijak
lowjak
chris coprakjak
>>27633713
Can I have the first one bit with no girlfriend? A companion is stupid eventually one of you will stop loving the other.
Can I just have casual sex with women without lying to them or anything
Well fuck, I have a gf but I ain't risking shit nigga
Please help me wise wizard
>>27633713
fine ok
>>27633713
>post chain letter on /r9k/
>"you must reply to get a gf"
>guaranteed replies
pic related, it's you
For the lols
>>27633713
Just poppin' in :)
Wizard plz
Respecting the grand wizard
Postan just in case.
Nothappeninh tho
>>27633713
if I roll dubs, the good end will happen this week.
How can the mods allow these threads?Replying anyways famalam
Fist me wizard
>>27633713
This came off as actually well written. Good job anon, I was able to relate to almost all of it. You should write more OPThis post motivated me, thank you
guaranteed replies
original bread
>>27633713
The consequences of none response are to fifty percent already true.
Therefore the only logical conclusion is that I am a time traveler, born before your post and sent back in time as an infant, loving a pitiful existence called life only to see your thread a second time, this time around being able to comprehend what is going on.
And with this reply, the other 50% of my life that aren't extremely similar to the "bad consequences" of your post, will turn into the good counterparts.
wizards have no sense of right and wrong.
Im hear to receive your blessing oh mighty wizard
>>27633713
Whatever nigger. I'm 29, I'll probably never make another real friend again.
I hope in you wizard.
>IF YOU DO, you will receive a loving caring girlfriend who is everything you've ever wanted, and more. You will meet her in a moment that you will only be able to describe as "coming straight out of a romance movie".
I already have this
>>27633713
Klitzopan
>>27633713
I don't believe this shit for a moment but posting just in case
DON'T LISTEN TO OP! If we post in this thread the second scenario that he said is going to happen to you!
>>27633713
Just posting for the ol' posts sake.
replying thread just in case
What if I sage?
fuck you, this shit isn't real, just like that gains goblin shit from /fit/
still posting to be safe tho, how ironic
It gets worse anyway
please mr. wizard be true.
>>27633713
I praise your mindgame but one cannot compete with my game. One might say that your game is not worthy of praise. And that is true, however no one can muster anything better than your meek presence.
Begone, roach.
Replying just to prove you wrong faggot. Also check them.
>>27633713
Alright SENPAI, hopefully this works
>>27633713
Anon you better be right
>>27633713
Yet another meme magic thread, yet I still need that meme magic
>>27633713
Why would you do this, you do not have enough attention?
>>27633713
ooga booga poo in the looga
>implying op isn't just a lying faggot
help me famzardtard
help me op give me a qt3.14
>>27633713
Please don't be full of shit again. I could really use that meme magic right now.
Why the fuck not?
Original comment rawr XD
>>27633713
Let's go boys, pray for me to finish my project
Hello rato commentaire original
>tfw you post in this thread JUST incase
Can u make my waifu real?
>>27633713
Help me out great fampie wizard
>>27633713
Posting
Make my waifu real
Make my waifu mine
>>27634866
Oh shit niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you dun it now
I'll take one girlfriend please. Thanks.
>>27633713
I HAVE HOPE ITS ALL I GOT
HELP ME WIZZZARRR
pls op save me from my cruel fate
>>2763Le frog.sees.n no harm
Thx anon for this wonderful fortune.
>>27633713
I'll go ahead and take Pascal's wager
I don't even know if I am straight anymore, but I will post anyway.
>>27633713
Posting on a wizard bread give me some of your meme magic I know who I want already woooo!
Pls help me wizard man I want to be safe
>>27633713
posting
Very original
comment
>>27633713
Tfw i fell for the wizard meme
>textless posts are not allowed
>mfw
My wizard powers are keener and have been fully tested and honed in the real world.
I have cast the spell that nullifies this thread.
Balance is restored.
Good day.
>>27634799
You got no ((You))s. Who are you, dear lurker?
hahaha nice try nerd, im not posting in ur dumb thread
Honestly, I can't believe I'm saying it, but I believe this is probably true. I really do think you are who you say you are and I don't want to go against you.
honestly i don't want a gf can't i just auto fellate myself?
dont want the girl want the job tho
Thank you Wizard OP
Great wizard, why don't you conjure a gf for yourself?
can it get any worse than this?
>>27633713
SAVE ME GRAND WIZARD, USE YOUR MIGHT MAGIC TO GET ME OUT OF THIS INFINITE HOLE OF DOOM
>>27633713
Better post, you never know.
Lit pls ty
I have immunity
Why the fuck not. Got nothing to lose.
ehhh worth a try
>>27633713
not taking any chances...
make my life nice pls
>>27633713
What if I want to be a wizard too? I can't get the gf
>>27633713
HELP BASED WIZARD.
Thank mr. wizard
>>27633713
he awoke with a memed cranium, as if the bleeding last ight was for good
>>27633713
congrats on the success of your thread
>>27633713
better safe than sorry right?
We'll see about that, Anon
>>27633713
nerd virgin
>>27633747
event with a qt gf?
Will I really ever make it
Lol can't hurt, rite? XDDDD
Fuck off, and fuck you.
(There, I've posted both sides of the "what should I say when I see a stupid internet thing")
I have nothing to lose. Help me out, gandalf.
Meeting my long distance gf in a romantic way sounds nice and I am trying to get my shit together so if this can help might as well post.
>>27633713
s,ure wh,,y n--ot.,'
If this doesn't work im going to an hero
:^)
Thank you for helping me out based wizard. Now I will hopefully get everything I wanted
>>27633713
Will the girlfriend be a virgin and will I be remembered after I die?
>>27633713
Thanks, I want to love someone that loves me back and just walk around on a summer night
>massive amounts of fat on all areas of your body
Dammit OP, made me post.
>>27633713
Eh here we go OP, hope you're right, if not the second thing is gonna happen to you!
>>27633713
this post is the only hope i have, don't fail me wizard
>>27633713
Let's see your magic, wizard.
>>27633713
is the future brighter?
>>27633713
That sounds like my formative years
i heed your warnings, oh wizard-sama
>>27633713
Posting to meet OP's mom so I can cuck his dad and become his new daddy.
>>27633713
This is probably the only chance i have for a decent life so work your magic wizard man and thanks for your help
alright thanks I'LL BE SURE TO POST
Life is already shit, but I sure as hell don't want it to get any worse.
Oh wow, I sure hope this works, mr wizard, my life is shit right now
>>27633713
I wholeheartedly succumb to your great powers
>>27633713
Oh great wizard cast thy spell for me!
epin simply spin
Just to be safe I'll bite
>>27633713
supremely original reply familia desu lad
don't fail us mighty wizard
>>27633713
post
(0r1ginal comment
>>27633713
098s90g8sd90k23j4l2398ssfd
>>27633713
i also wish to say thank you! !
>>27633713
I trust you op.
>>27633792
this is not a chain message you idiot. this is a real wizard
>>27633713
posting just in case OP is actually a wizard
hold me lads
>>27633713
So let me get this straight: 3DPD amirite but when wizard promises you magic romance you all come posting.
I thought it was impossible to go lower. You proved me wrong again.
work your meme magic o mighty wizard
>>27633713
Give me the gf i so rightly deserve
Thank you oh mighty wizard i hope you speak truly
>>27633713
kys yourself
>post in OP's thread
>he played us all like roaches
>>27633713
I guess I'm better safe than sorry.
Completely Original
>>27633713
Man you deserve a (you) after typing all that shit out.
>>27633713
Ring-a-ding-ding baby.
Hoping for a GF soon.
>>27633792
this is our only chance anon
>>27633713
Hopefully
Not original?? Hmm more like a meme
Come on
>>27633713
Made it before the bump limit; get fucked bad luck.
>>27633713
HAVE PITY OH GREAT SORCEROR, GRANT ME YOUR WIZARDLY BLESSING AND FORGIVE MY PAST TRANSGRESSIONS
Can my life really get better? Don't care about gf much with tons of other problems
>>27633713
senpai nooo
>>27633747
It's sad
Posting time to change things up senpai
Like that'd ever happen but oh well it doesn't hurt to try.
Mighty wizard, canst thou maketh my gf a passable trap?
I think I'm actually close to get a gf, pls don't fail me this time
Why not? Playing it safe.
Posting pls give gf
don't be joshing me
>>27633713
Well this is fun to post.
My gf is already in the mail.
Thanks for sealing the deal, benevolent OP.
what do i lose by trying.
please no INTJ mastermind
>>27633713
Give me gf give it now!
>>27633713
OK then posting in le epic thread
Okay chum
>>27633713
>all of these prophetic warnings
>no repeating digits
this is blashemy
>>27633713
H-here's your reply, please s-spare me
>>27633713
i dont want that thank you
t. robot :)
>>27633713
ah eeh el mah oh
oh geez
Make her Asian please.
One qt 3.14159 gf pls senpai
This better be worth it..
>>27633713
kokay
roboto killeldldlelel
lel
Maybe it will, maybe it won't.... It never hurts to try...
>>27633713
(You)
Mmmasmdm
Welp I hope this worksoriginality is something my post lacks
here my reply desu senpai
>>27633713
you ok op?
>>27633713
I don't believe you but better safe than sorry.
Posting for work that pays good and is fun, all I know is minimumwage jobs thar make me dread life.
Please be true.
Hope it works
Why im i so desperate?
>>27633713
So you're saying I get a qt3.14 redhead, three kids and a bike/auto shop that specializes in custom work? Sign me up Mr. Wizard.
>>27633713
I need this
worst year in my life and it only gets worse
Can't wait for my qt Asian gf
Could use a little lucky luck
I've already got a gf tho
Stupid roaches, why did you trust a wizard?
I thank you for your compliance, little roachies, but it's time to say goodbye. By posting in this thread, you have granted me your soul. You will never receive a girlfriend, and the dream job will never come. You will spend the rest of your lives doing my bidding, and post on 4Chan until your last breath.
Congratulations to those who saw through this ruse, and refused to post.I'll get you next time, little roaches.
pls be real. I just want it all to be real.
fucking shitthread for real, this shit doesn't work good at all here when every fucking comment needs to be special, fuck you OP
>>27633713
I hate your guts op
>>27633713
I wonder why a wizard would tempt other virgins off of the path.
But I would like a perfect gf and a fulfilling career.
Consider me tempted.
>>27633713
replying to be safe ;V)
I'm not one for taking chances senpai
>>27633713
j-just to be sure
>>27633713
Originalcomment1337000
>>27633713
don't tell me what to do! you can't make me do this!
Mah friend Op, I love you.
Well... Pls wizard help me
>>27633713
t-thanks wizard
sure why not. took me 5 seconds to write this
Un-ironically going to reply just because I would love a gf so fuck it
inb4 c-cuckold
>>27636227
FUGGIN WIZARDS :DDDD
not gonna lose my gf over this
These chain threads bring me back to the old days of the internet. Thanks for the nostalgia OP.
>>27633713
:DDDDDDDDDDD
halp me pls
Pls no bully
I just wanted to get gf
>>27633713
I am intrigued, elaborate op.
I suppose I must post in this thread
please improve my life senpai
Fuck off, based wizard /robot/. I already have everything I need. Including the lethargy. So take your thread of life and shove it. This post doesn't count as black magic absolution.
Fuckin hate wizards. Warrior/bowman for life.
Opi cringimus maximus
>>27633713
help me almighty wizard!
>>27633713
Posting to avoid certain death.
>>27633713
I believe in you
Qt pls
>>27633713
Okay, man..... original blabbercommentation
why u trying so hard to b8 me send pie?
>>27633713
It's worth a shot. Thanks based wizard
ill be joining you in the wizard ranks eventually, OP. Thanks for trying to give me hope though
KAILEY COME BACK TO ME
>>27633713
Currently doing temp work and talking to a few girls. Make it happen wizard san.
>>27633747
But a gf will fix all my problems desu
>>27633713
God will destroy you, heathen!
salvation rain on me
Posting just in fase
>waiting for gf
Posting because I can
>>27633713
why would you do this to me
i dont deserve this
help me wizard
Cybermancy, sweet.
>tfw she hasn't responded in a month
>tfw I told her I had 2k saved to meet her (100 miles away )
>>27633713
This better work you wizard shill
>>27633713
I dont care about getting a girlfriend, i just want a comfy job.
>>27633713
Please grant me the happy future, kind and wise wizard.
Posting here won't hurt. Just in case..
Okay well then I might as well reply to this thread and hope to snag a job I love and a qt gf that will love me for me.
Nothing to lose I guessz
Sometimes I wish it would all get better and go away.
posting in the thread is me
>>27633713
ogay b0ss
plz b0ss I need da poosi
Why risk shit?
thanks for this now im going to have to stop coming on this board because i dont want to see anymore chain posts like this and my life will actually be better because of it
Fix my life pls wizard
Who needs a gf when you can get bitches.?
>>27633713
I wish it were true. Honestly, nothing would make me happier than nonexistence. We will never live in a world worth living in.
>>27633713
I got you B0ssss
>>27636259
Holy fucking gross
I'm trusting you anon.
gief pls
>>27633713
having to type shit into this box all the time is fucking agony
have to be safe
Plz wizard do this
>>27633713
only because meme magic exists
>>27633713
OK, just to be safe
original
Finally I can begin my life
Can she be Bailey J?
>>27633713
SAFE FROM HELL
KEITH AUSTIN MURRAY+ELLA YELICH O CONNOR
Alright I'll post a post why not
>>27633713
Posting for hope. We're all gonna make it brobots.
Gotta be safe, can't risk it at all
I don't have any of these
ELLA YELICH O'CONNOR+KEITH AUSYIN MURRAY
>>27633713
Please let me out of the void
MAGIC MISSILE
Alright, whatever, wiz
>>27633713
SAVE ME OP!!
i-it's not like i have any hope anyway
>>27633713
Fuck my life
This is original
i love you, emily.
As long as that girlfriend has a penis then sure.
>>27636852
hey what is up giuys?
kjhgoisuahoi
I put a ring in er last night
>>27633713
Its my duty. Reporting.
Almighty wizard help me out
>>27633713
fine ill fucking post
>>27633713
pls get better
>>27636841
Kek, she's ugly for a kiwi women ik I live in nz
A word without dicks is a world without spics.
Would you remove your dick to get rid of the spics?
Help me strong wizard
Posting just to be safe.
Hope the results of this come in soon. Thanks Mr wizard.
>>27633713
>mfw roachies think they have free will
>>27633713
this will never happen but what the helI
>>27633713
Okay, I shall make this post
Robot wizard why?
>>27633713
Fuck it my life is so bad i need this idc
>>27634405
Your liafu a shit
3d for life
pls blesserino
>>27633713
kfdk;lafdakkadfk;jadf;kladfk;;kadf
FOR FUCKS SAKE LET ME POST
O R I G I N A L
R
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>>27633713
please use your wizzard magic to make this happen
did i add enough words to make this post origional yet?
>>27633713
My life is already deteriorating, so I better post before it gets worse.
Can't risk not postin
>>27637144
Thanks no back snap gronilla
WIZ SEMPAI PLEASE TELL ME TOMORROW GOES WELL
>>27633713
okeydokey familam
i sold cocaine to a pregnant girl i'm not a drug dealer i'm a life saver
PLEEAASSSEEE GF FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFuck you I'm original
This betterbe tru desu
>>27633713
>wizard promising success
Only posting cause I can't afford to get fucked up by meme magic in this moment of my life.
>>27633713I recently obtained a girlfriend who seems to care about me.Can I still apply for a well-paying job and a thirst for knowledge on top of that? Even better if that thirst comes with a good dose of self-discipline and motivation to pursue knowledge.
>>27633713
Jfjdjdhfhfhdhdhshsgsgsgdhcnvnvnck
I'm too desperate to leave it alone
>>27633713
I need to make it :(:(:(
>>27633713
Op pls be the almighty kek
>>27633713
I cant risk it. Replying just to be safeoriginaloriginaloriginal
hello fampai posting for gf
oP, do you suffer from schizophrenia?
Fuck a GF. If I could have a job where I'd get good pay and actually enjoy it, I'd give anything. I can barely enjoy anything, though, but I guess that is just my own fault.
The only way this comes true is if Anime is made real ;_;
I'll take a bite of this pasta
>>27633713
Better safe then sorry Lolfug :DD
>>27633713
Zuba
hmmmm. oh, yes?
I can't wait till I'm 30.
Then I too can partake in wizardly powers beyond normie comprehension.
Grabbing for that brass ring senpai.
Safety
>>27633713
Here goes nothing I guess.
Posting for insurance.
Wizard pls
Meme magic save me
>>27633713
oh hell yeah, let's just reach to maximum desperation and reply to these fuckin threads now. Watch this become a thing
We all know this is probably bait. But fuck it.
>>27633713
Posting for magical powers.
Gotta play it safe tho.
Originalio Comment Tbh
ok man here u go
I'll be a wizard too, someday.
Thanks op for your enlightenment but there's no salvation here.
>>27633713
I'll give a reply, but let's not turn this thread into a pasta.
Jokes on you I'm practically already the second one
>>27633713
I'll take that for sure.
>>27633713
If only life was as easy as a shitpost...
>>27637550
saving it in a text document to turn into pasta
thanks for the idea familia
G F G F G F G F G F G F
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Fucking gook ill spam you if i need to
>>27633713
oh well here goes nothing
>>27633713
Wizard in 2 years reporting in. I will do Your bidding Master!
posting my post in this ITT threade
posting, not taking my fucking chances my life was finally looking pretty good
Need an apprentice Mr Wizard?
>>27633713
I never do this but the puppet master wills it. Deliver me from this pain.
>>27633713
fine. I need this
please save me, wizard anon
>>27637608
i bow to your insight mr lizard
You can't fool me OP. I am also a wizard and my life is in complete shambles. I also did not receive any cool abilities like advertised for my wizard status.
>>27633713
>implying this is real
I win either way faggits
>>27633713
POST
ORIGIANLAL
Whelp.... What do I have to loose?
My day has been 99% crap and 1% good. You better change this OP.
Pls wizard kun make life great again
>>27637608
i bow to your insight mr lizard
le original comment
>>27633713
fuck I hate the irrational part of my brain
Save me Mr Wizard.
>>27633713
maybe I can get the 100% original waifu
>>27633713
Don't do this to me Metatron
>>27633713
here's your reply, wizard man
>>27633713
Replying just in case
Fuck you op I didint need this
Alright wizard let's see what you got
Check em
Soz roboto
Hemhorroidal cooling gel
please wizard help a robot out
>>27633713
gotta be safe for this
Im this desperate for happiness, one last try before I just fucking kill myself
save me lord of the b8postersebin
biblecry pls oh pls be nice to me
>>27633713
posting because paranoid
This original comment will save my life.
>>27633713
>tfw not superstitious but might as well post in this thread just in case it comes true
>>27637244
Checked.
I've sold heroin to more pregnant women I can remember. They're good customers because they're shooting for 2.
>>27633713
toasting in le ebig bread XD
t-thanks wizard snepai
>>27633713
Original comment/reply in this thread.
>>27633713
Shit son I gotta get in on this
>>27633713
I don't care if this is fake
I want to believe
I don't believe in that shit
Finally my dream of being an oven technician will come true desu
>>27633792
>476 replies
You were right.
>>27635507
You'll never know... NOT EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!
You can't hurt me OP. I already began in the career I thought would feel more like play, and I already got my qt virgin gf who I deflowered who dotes on me every single day. But what I realized is that humans have a fundamental flaw of desiring change at all times. Humans can never be happy in a static situation. I yearn for my robot days of WoW/manga/anime for 14 hours a day.
>>27633713
HERE I AM
BLOx BloX bLOX
Staying safe
>>27633713
KILL ALL DEM REPTILIANS SON'S BITCHES PLZ,thanks
>>27633713
well, at this point we all knw meme magic is real.
I eagerly await my cutie gf :3
godspeed you brothers
>>27633713
I would like this to happen
I want to believe
>>27633713
Cant risk it
Original
>>27633792
Shut ur face, you are just trying to keep me from getting a gf.
>>27633713
Lets say 1 in a trillion chance your a real wizard who uses 4chan. I'm not taking any chances
>>27636227
Thanks Immunity Cat!
desubloxdesu
I guess I better post ITT thread then
Replying to feel safe, and why the hell not?
>>27633713
Oh great wizard, I have done as you instructed, please grant me a life I would be happy to live.
I'm 20, no gf, but im in college and have a car
Could be a lot worse desu
>>27638079
Kek ty immunity cat
>>27633713
posting for posterity
this is original, fuck off robot
Don't wanna risk it. Bring me my waifu wizard.
Just In Case, Big Mama...
>>27633713
posting because i need it
pls help wizard man
What if I already have a gf? Is there a buy one get one free special?
>>27633713
Does that mean you're 40 years old and virgin?
>>27633713
God bless shitposting
>>27633713
Damn, I'm lethargic and lazy already. Pls don't let me be fatty wizard. But idk if I want gf since I want wizard status too; only 8 more years to go.
Wew lad what a nut.
>>27633713
This is getting silly, since we've already gone this far I might as well reply.
Whatever, no harm in posting and nothing happening. Pls help based wizard.
>>27633713
ok
secret password:
67842511143
500th UI
>>27633713
Welp, I'm posting just to be safe. Good on you, Op, for blessing us with your wizard foresight.
>>27633713
okay wizard please give good life thankyou
Hopefully posting
Wizzy Wiz Wizza
Dont care here i go.
>>27633713
MOMMA OWOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
too scared to skip this warning
>>27633713
I really hope this shit works because I'm about to go off the deep end.
Fuuuuck
>>27636489
Or make them all way worse desu
My last resort is an Uzbek frng shui board.
oh FUCK gotta be quick!
>>27633713
I can't afford to take any chances
>>27633747
also posting for this reason
honestly id rather things not get even worse
>536 from 513 people
jesus you cucks
Need these gainz
My life needs this magic! Come wizard fill me!
Don't mind me, just posting a reply to make sure
>>27633713
Posting rn magical wizard man
>>27633713
Thanks wizard
