ITT we describe the personality of the poster above based on their name
>>27558940
>Valerie Bernard
pretentious bay area asshole
>>27559047
Nosy neighbor
>>27559058
Uppity Spic
>>27559058
That kid who was really into baseball
>>27559098
That good christian girl who turns into a crackwhore after highschool
>>27559098
Mormon girl who is really into jewelry making. Kind of a cunt though. Only pretends to be nice.
WHO AM I
WHAT AM I
>>27558940
You're a schizophrenic person with borderline personality disorder. Inb4 projecting
>>27559144
Ur a fagot m9 btw noice dubs
>>27559144
The kid who had poor retards for parents that decided to name him after something valuable to motivate him to work harder
Hits a little close to home ;_;
>>27559154
Ugly lawyer with a sad wage cuck life.
has an annoying girlfriend who has been in a relationship for years.
thinking about children.
lives somewhere in the northeast coast.
Average normie
Oregano comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
>>27559294
Athletic
>>27559387
Overwieght middle manager in a mid life crysis
>>27559294
Horror movie director
>>27559427
Gossipy and always buys magazines
>>27559229
Blond, hot, whore, attention seeking, horny sex bunny.
>>27559473
>>27559511
old ladies
>>27559519
Handsome Spanish man.
>>27559519
owns a shitty taco stand, enjoys his simple life.
>>27559519
Viva la Revolucion!
>>27559584
Johanna Montoya, Mexican missionary and man of god.
>>27559610
Morgan Ray, British Captain during the Napoleonic Wars.
>>27559631
Prostitute, probably working somewhere in the Bronx
>>27559576
Legally changed his name to Rex after watching jurrasic park.
>>27559663
filipino majoring in women's studies
>>27559755
High-school football captain who I sucked off during homecoming
>>27559663
That person with the weird last name no one can pronounce
>>27559799
the person who always asks for the manager
>>27559799
30 year old secretary in new york.
>>27559790
Sucked Chad's dick.
>>27559815
American economist for the Chicago school.
>>27559843
An emo gothkid
>>27559755
>Chad
NORMIE GET OUT!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>27559897
Stuffy Hispanic heiress to an avocado dynasty
>>27559872
Irish meth addict
>>27559920
High School normie whore
>>27559755
FUCKING DIEEEE YOU CHAD NORMIE SCUM
>>27560013
Potential Chad that lost out because the other kids made fun of his last name.
>>27560013
>Tyler Roach
Turkish
>>27559755
REEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU CHAD FUCKKKKK
>>27560059
seems like a run of the mill normie. Not too shabby
>>27559755
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF CHAAAAAAAD REEeEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE
So nice, I posted twice.
>>27560013
A pawn for me to play with and dispose of when Im done
What website is this redesign suppose to be making fun of?
>>27560102
Lori Bean flicks the bean
>>27560102
Lori is a lesbian professor at the University of Vermont.
>>27560122
fuckin faggot
sdut
>>27559755
please, fuck my sister while i watch
>>27560116
vietnamese stripper
>>27560109
heterosexual man
>>27560109
Geoffrey Gay is a pseudonym Wojak uses when he dances in all male reviews.
>>27559078
classic brownish slut
>>27560170
A porn star who will marry the founder of 8ch in the year 2021
>>27560127
Martin Villegas is a small-time farmer in a remote village in southern Mexico. Every year he must give most of his surplus crops to local drug lords, for their protection. He dreams of one day moving his family to America for a better life. He wishes to be a politician, so he can fight for his people's rights. Sadly, he will die at the age of 54 when a drought kills most of his crops and he is unable to meet the drug lords' demands.
>>27560096
>>27560210
gay couple that has two adopted downs children
>>27560214
Portuguese stripper
>>27560223
Loretta is a sassy black woman who works in human resources.
>>27560249
FUCK YOU STACY YOU CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27559755
TAKE MY PUSSY, CHADSTER
>>27560249
STACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
>>27560236
Whoa. Murderous slut irl!
>>27560249
>takes big fat dicks on fridays
>works at a mcdonalds
>>27560263
lives in UK and votes for the labour party
>>27560109
kek you fucked up faggot
>>27560263
Middleage divorced man who works at deadend job for 25 years
>>27560272
Gay muscular pornographic actor
>>27560272
Max Savage is alpha as fuck tbqh
>>27560013
will complete the holy trinity, will trigger the beta uprising and full societal collapse
>>27559755
>>27560249
chad and stacy in the same thread FUCK OFF
Come at me, fools.
>>27560285
Abusive aunt who baby sits children in her neighborhood to keep up with her Popov habits
>>27560285
Has a sister named Shaniikwuh
>>27560245
Italian man in the 1920's who would dress up like a chinese person to sell his rice.
Became strangely attached to the character and actually married into Chinese family.
>>27560287
Manages a Burger King in Albuquerque, NM.
>>27560322
Filipino cum dumpster
>>27560321
medical doctor
>>27560342
And I guess has you for a baby mama, Leticia.
(captcha:select all waffles)
>>27560276
oldfag
the hero this board needs
>>27560342
Definetly dindu nuffin.
>>27560352
Terminal cancer patient.
>>27560322
Someone who played soccer their entire life, mostly with fellow drunkards
>>27560359
Old lady who was addicted to all kinds of autistic hobbies
Nihilistic with wicked sense of humor
>>27560367
obviously a mexican
>>27560389
The best person that will ever ever live m9 desu
>>27560388
Savvy black guy who has pawn shop and sells weed
>>27560329
Tanya's neighbor, bus driver
>>27560410
Harvey Herman, door-to-door salesman with a plastic grin and a hundred illegitimate bastards.
>>27560386
Practices Santeria
>>27560351
Meth Dealer in Albuquerque, NM.
>>27560416
The bus drivers pool boy
>>27560410
Owns used car lot
>>27560438
2nd gen beaner
>>27560431
Russell Harrell, divorced door-to-door salesman cucked by Harvey Herman when he was away on business and living out of his car.
>>27560438
Womyns Studies major
>>27560438
Frankie's bottom bitch
>>27560451
I killed your father
>>namecheck
>>27560431
Meet Russell Harrell, former ex-con who spends his free time drinking booze and stealing toilet paper from neighbors.
>>27560467
Homely looking farmer's daughter who loves animals and remains unmarried well into her 40s.
>>27560485
Anchor baby tbqh.
>>27560467
an explorer, hispanic
>>27560492
First cousin of Rufus Kelley, daughter of Richard and Lillian Kelley
>>27560467
fat ilegal immigrant that talks to inanimate objects.
>>27560526
Leading star of site blacked.com
>>27560504
Art Pratt, Nationwide Insurance.
>>27560526
the guy that keeps coming over when my dads not around to help my mom fix her car in their bedroom for some reason
Checking if we keep these fuckin names.
>>27560503
Patrice tries to sell a "french" pronounciation of her last last "Boy-yaaay" despite being born in a shitty coal town to one Katherine and Miles "Boy-ER"
>>27560526
In prison. 6 kids by 5 women.
tbqh lads im a chad
>>27559663
Slavic qt who would never be my gf
>>27560552
Owns 45 pairs of shoes
>>27560572
Hot lady reporter, fucks superhero and then dies.
alberto barbosa t.
>>27560572
>fucked by a Chad
>undergoing a gender identity crisis
>now can't use the bathroom in North Carolina thanks to their new law
>>27560568
Transformed into a vehicle
>>27560596
Joe Dirt's first cousin
>>27560560
Fat feminist who has rape fantasies.
>>27560611
Gets mad when people steal his sandwich.
>>27560611
All about that yay famalam
>>27560633
Tried to get people to pay attention to him by wearing a hat, then took it off after being made fun of.
>>27560610
used to be popular in middle school
>>27560664
used to be popular in the vietnam war
>>27560664
Pianist for a community theatre
>>27560657
a cheerful pole-dancer
>>27560687
In a hip hop dance troupe.
>>27560664
Fat British fuck with terrible teeth residing in the US on a work visa caught watching bestiality at work. Promptly fired and sent back to Bongland.
>>27560692
Numale sissyboy
Wears technicolor plastic frames
Actually got to date a hot asian for a month, but only ate her out.
>>27560710
Brothers murdered her parents.
>>27560693
Mixed race kid raised by grandparents, very goofy and theatrical but has shitty temper.
Can I get a cool story and a (You)?
Thanks!
>>27560735
Started an instagram account forr her cat.
like a lolipop
>>27560699
Fat bitch who lists profession as "pin-up model"
>>27560758
Obsessed with cowboy movies.
first time posting on this new system just to find out my burgerland alias
>>27560752
In special education. Rides short bus to school.
I',m a mess
>>27560743
A friendly neighbor who lends a grill from time to time. Secretly visits dominatrix and has chastity cage
>>27560758
Beta male that enjoys anime and orbiting underaged girls
>>27560710
cleans hotel rooms for a living
has an abusive hispanic boyfriend and 4 kids
can't speak proper english and so you're gonna be cleaning hotel rooms the rest of your life.
>>27560770
Occasionally refers to his girlfriend's life before she met him as "BC"
>>27560743
Wagie who worked late one night, called for elevator, due to mechanical error the elevator car was stuck at the floor above him, but the doors still opened.
Vincent was barely awake, and walked forward without looking, falling the five stories down the elevator shaft.
The fall did not kill him instantly, and he quietly faded throughout the night- his strangulated pleas for help unheard by the janitorial staff.
>>27560793
Fucks niggers and parades it around to piss off her religious Dominican parents
>>27560786
You grew up with the nickname "the kid" in the Bronx. In order to support your ghetto low class family you turned to sucking dick on the street for money. You dropped out of high school and currently you are trying to get a record deal with your black boyfriend Jamal, who makes shitty R&B music.
>>27560786
Alias of Everett Riggs. Still trying to figure out how to use the internet.
>>27560793
Stuck up white housewife who has nothing to do in life and slowly succumbs to her alcohol addiction coming from the bitter realisation that she could have done more with her life
>>27560236
This has to be a joke! Wtf, I've seen Richard Nixon and now this?
>>27560819
Obviously a reincarnated African queen.
>>27560590
The nerd in high school who created things
>>27560829
Tubby housewife, proud of her irish heritage and 4 sons.
Got really mad when one of them turned out to be gay, but eventually reconnected with and accepted him.
Went on slightly disappointing trip to Ireland only to find out that they didn't care about her last name or bloodline and she was just another American tourist to them.
>>27560820
You run a fast food review channel like Ken Domic and Joey Food Reviews. All of your vids take place in your dirty van that smells like cum and sweat. Your seats are all torn up but you can't afford to get new ones. The only satisfaction you get from life is seeing positive comments on Youtube from losers that watch food reviews. The negative comments telling you to kill yourself are getting to you...
>>27560863
WEWUZBLOXNSHIET
>>27560820
That sneaky little cunt who always throws sexual jokes around girls despite being balding manlet.
>>27560819
Ghetto black woman
>>27560886
Likes chinese food.
>>27560886
Got into Carnegie Mellon.
>>27560819
Wuz
ocbloxxx
>>27560913
Member of young republicans on her campus, studying for degree in STEM
Looks at horseporn and interracial, would an hero if anyone found out.
i will never post again
>>27560935
Thinks Marx had some "really good ideas".
>>27560954
Semi-pro ladyboy.
>>27560978
Brassy, bold, and assumed to be a lesbian despite being straight, Marissa Conway is an office worker who blows off steam by belting out showtunes at a piano bar.
>>27561001
Maggie Levine lives in a small town and sometimes feels that life passed her by.
>>27561080
Every time someone writes his name as Matthew, he gets a little closer to shooting up the post office he works at.
>>27561080
Gay cowboy
>>27561080
Mathew Buckley grew up on a farm. Since he was below average in every aspect and similarly boring, he went on to get an ugly wife and 4 kids. Died while out working in the fields at the age of 74
>>27561127
Don't like your dick size.
>>27561127
Johnny's mongloid latino love child.
>>27561153
Bitch who boasts only bbc`s can satisfy her.
>>27560664
An anonymous scientist from the 30s, who got cucked into having his world changing discoveries in the field of nuclear chemistry stolen by normies.
>>27561202
An ill tempered, alcoholic blue collar guy.
>>27561237
Poet 1850-1876
Wrote sad and sometimes fantastic works, went blind, mad, and then died due to syphilis.
>>27561265
Works at gap. Favourite color is taupe.
>>27561265
singer with no chill
>>27561281
Dateraped Julia Allen but she never told a soul
Can bench 250
>>27561265
Hosts a dirty bookclub with her neighbors every other Thursday night. Bipolar, bowling expert, once slept with Sting in her late teens - unaware of his fame.
>>27561265
A 36 years old single mother attending college in the field of women studies, who had had a documentary based on her life story.
>>27561298
Wants to sleep with Hugh Mcneil.
>>27561312
Light-skinned fourth generation Mexican immigrant.
Has part time job so she can spend more time volunteering as a soccer coach for her son's school, suffers from mild depression.
>>27561312
Works for Progressive Auto Insurance. Moderates a reddit subforum about French bulldogs.
>>27561371
A shitty secretary at a suburban middle school
A cock sucking retard
Pls dont be tyrone or mohammed
>>27561348
300 lbs. Cosplays as Samwell Tarley at comic book conventions.
>>27561383
insists on wearing a hat all the time
>>27561298
Manages a school for that teaches courtesy to delinquent children, and also has a Youtube channel that helps parents to raise their children properly.
>>27561383
Was quite the disco dancer in his day.
>>27561371
Attempted suicide twice in highschool due to bullying, was 450 pounds by 11th grade, got into pro-ana scene and was 87 pounds by the age of 21. Ran over by drunk driver and died a virgin.
>>27561348
Sold a multimillion dollar idea to his best friend for rent money in the late 00's, lives in a shitty apartment always trying to invent new ideas to reclaim his glory. Often dreams of moving to London despite being extremely shy. Friendly alcoholic.
>>27561406
stuck up little prick
A fucking dirty whore
>>27561417
2nd generation asian immigrant who tries to hard to be white
>>27561411
He, of course, dindu nuffin.
>>27561417
Future Elliot Rodger, except with an Asian dad and a white mom.
Stupid nigger faggot
>>27561433
fuck, spelling error. too*
>>27561456
lol gay haha my dudes
>>27561416
Considered to be a ruthless player in the vinyl siding business.
Fat dyke
>>27561446
Spent $1600 at Anthropologie last month.
Homosexual lord
>>27559755
>you're watching hentai giving it a rub
>meanwhile, Chad checks his dubs
>>27561512
Awkward ugly girl from school who gets her first period in class wearing white pants
>>27561411
Terrance Thompson was a shy and possibly autistic 6 year old boy.
One day his parents reported him missing, saying they saw two "swarthy" men ushering him onto a bus.
A media circus developed around Terry, and several attempts were made to track down the white slavery ring that took him.
His father actually smothered him in his bed and buried him under their toolshed after another episode of bed wetting.
The website findterry.com, public funds, and media appearances made the Thomson family roughly five million dollars.
>>27561417
Works for Bandai Namco's USA branch at the localization department.
27 years old, and is still a virgin but tries to act like a normie.
>>27561456
Ashamed closeted faggot who calls others "faggot" to distance himself from who he really is.
Also, Rollerino El Cumentariano D'Originario Oregano
>>27561536
Will talk your fucking ear off about olive oil.
>>27561561
Has an 'I Can't Breathe' tshirt, but never wears it.
>>27561592
has a small rojas
>>27561592
FILTHY IMMIGRANT
>>27561592
short mexican
>>27561592
Gives her shitty ''original'' music to her friends.
>>27561592
Got a set of big fake tits, five pounds of turquoise jewelery, and her own Chevy dealership after the divorce, expected happiness and a sense of freedom but ended up naming her cat after her ex-husband and talks to it like it's him.
>>27561605
Educated black man.
>>27561641
A single soccermom, bitching about her kids not being treated special enough
>>27561605
Non-descript blonde high schooler with notable east German ancestors
>>27561650
Has always wanted to be with a black man.
>>27561650
Calls people, 'my brother'
>>27561656
Feminine British fellow who gets ass-blasted about the masturbation jokes, but does actually jack off constantly.
>>27561661
Dirty Beaner strawberry picker
>>27561656
Sells bootleg Jordans.
>>27561661
soccer player who also happens to be a drug dealer
>>27561661
Enjoys eating ass
>>27561605
Always carries a saxophone to seem "ironic". Does so because he lost a bet a year ago and is doomed to always be with it at least 5 more months. Works as a telephone operator for Pepsi, has a secret collection of ant farms his girlfriend still hasn't found
>>27561695
Total chav.
>>27561707
Old mean Christian lady who yells at kids who walk on her rocks and tries to eavesdrop on neighbors.
>>27561656
Masturbates on public transport.
>>27561682
Singer/pianist who achieved moderate fame in the 80s and 90s
>>27561730
Gives 33% of her income to Jesus related causes.
>>27561747
Human rights activist and passive smoker.
>>27561707
Namesake of fish restaurant founded by her second husband
>>27561730
Nettie's cousin from Ohio who gets in phone arguments with her about American politics neither understand, but think they do because they're constantly watching news networks.
>>27561770
turkish immigrant that works as a lumberjack
>>27561747
Has 'MM' monogrammed towels in her powder room.
>>27561776
some spic that has a pickup
>>27561776
Trailer trash named after his deadbeat dad who fucked of back to Mexico before he was born.
Beat mercilessly due to being "a fuckin' wetback" and because Brandi Hicks, his mother, is the town whore.
>>27561776
Fat, poor and sad. Looks foward only to his bowling league.
>>27561795
Stuck up rich kid, enjoys playing polo with the other trophy to-be trophy wives
>>27561795
First female chairperson of her yacht club.
>>27561807
Lives in Northern Virginia. Husband works for a government consulting firm.
>>27561815
elementary school counselor who keeps saying "m'kay" at the end of his sentences
>>27561830
STEMkid
Jewish AND ginger
>>27561848
He always wins.
>>27561864
Faggot who likes boys
>>27561845
Dwight 'Double D' Davenport has been president of the rotary club for 25 years.
>>27561864
Grew a beard due to weak jaw, succeed and got a 7/10 artsy gf.
Sometimes she bakes him treats.
>>27561845
Some preppy cunt who plays golf and fucked his dad's new 18 year old wife when he was away. Set up to get into an ivy-league school and win in life
>>27561856
Art school student. Vegan activist.
>>27561900
He likes clay.
>>27561900
Rumored to be in the KKK.
