What face shape is /r9k/?
>tfw heart shape low t twink
>eggman oval of course
>>27531972
>tfw square face masterrace
Am I still a robot if I have a square face?
>>27531999
eggy is definitely oblong senpai
>>27531972
>tfw pear face
where's the lopsided, hit in the head with a shovel one?
>>27532006
But oval literally means egg-shaped
>>27532009
lmfao lose weight maybe that will help
>>27532006
But not all of us are to his glorious extreme, so just oval. Maybe with a weird bump or two.
>tfw square
>temple hairline
I would be manly as fuck if I was /fit/,I still kinda am, but a skelly
also I cant find a good haircut that compliments the square head and skellyness
>>27531972
Depends. Heart shaped faces can be masculine if the cheekbones are very wide and the face is squat.
>>27532112
>mfw far to the right
>>27532111
>also I cant find a good haircut that compliments the square head
You just posted one.
>>27531972
>oblong pear
fml
>>27531972
>tfw oval
Triangular with the hairline of the heart
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tBI5Ta2.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>27532111
You can pull off long hair if you're douchebaggy enough
>>27532140
yeah well, but my hair is shittyI'm a bit mixedso it doesnt look really good. I think about shaving but, again, only looks good if youre fit
>>27532126
At least you don't look like a fucqboi.
>>27531972
A compromise between oblong and square, Rectangular?
Diamond with wide cheekbonesbalding so it doesn't matter
>>27532167
oh hello there
>>27532184
He probably has a low IQ though. Good with shapes and maybe numbers but terrible with words and sitting still in school.
>more tiresome evopsych
>>27532242
>tfw long, narrow nose
>tfw jew
HAHAHAHA
158 IQ, try me
>>27532272
Test you took and proof, or gtfo
>>27532334
Fuck no, bitch. You'd just keep asking for more and more proof and say that I made it up.
It was a test I took when I was a baby. (Most accurate time to take the test.)
>>27532404
No... If your IQ was 158 you would know that's the least accurate time to take the test, as the correlation coefficient is the lowest. I would ask you for which test you took, as in WISC, Stanford Binet, or something else, and which subtests you remember. I would also ask you for the standard deviation on the test and if not, whether the score was derived from mental age/chronological age instead; that is where the word quotient in IQ comes from.
However, judging from your hedging, you're a shitter.
>>27531972
Somewhere between oval and square, but not pointy enough to be triangular nor fat enough to be pear.
>>27532112
Far left is telepathic.
>>27532468
underrated comment
original as origami and Oregon oregano
>>27532448
>. If your IQ was 158 you would know that's the least accurate time to take the test
>the "high IQ means you know everything" meme
Someone that I trust deeply told me otherwise.
High IQ doesn't mean you're fucking omniscient dipshit.
Oblong, but my face shape has been kinda fucked up ever since I got bitten by a dog.
>>27532854
kek, so you're the guy who makes those threads about abusing dogs.
>>27532881
shit, I've been found out
>>27532837
No retard, but it means you remember more of your life and would most likely remember SOME aspect of the test. Not to mention kids with IQ's of 158 at over the 99.99th percentile, according to Terman's Study of Mathematically Precocious Youth, have a 50%+ chance of getting a doctorate (JD, MD, Ph.D, etc).
With that in mind, I would expect at least an INTUITIVE understanding of rudimentary (literally high school level) psychology and statistics.
My IQ is only 136, which is 99.1st percentile meaning every high school has a couple kids like me, and even I had an intuitive understanding of calculus, stats and pretty much every high school level subject by 6th grade (by the original definition of IQ, a ten year old with an IQ of 158 would have the intellectual level of an average 16 year old).
>>27532112
>>27531972
Triangular, second to the left
>>27532837
>omniscient
Literally takes one google search to not spout unsubstantiated BS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics)
>>27532837
>Someone that I trust deeply
Sample size = 1
Anecdote
Dipshit
Triangle with JUST hairline reporting in.
>>27531972
>heart masterrace
heart shaped trap tier
who agree?
>>27531972
Oval or pear
Large oblong boy reporting
Just more CNS to more poorly regulate serotonin, amirite lads
>>27532214
same senpai minus the balding part
Whaterver this is.
>>27531972
triangular, which can never be very manly
fuck my life
>>27534070
Glans shaped
>>27531972
somewhere between oval and triangular idk
>>27534231
So anon is literally a dickhead.
>>27534231
So would shaving and cutting a scar at the top get me all the gts?
Friendly reminder that square faces can NOT be robots and should leave this board immediately.
>>27534388
Square faced Chinaman reporting in
>>27534070
oblong with wide cheek-bones if looking to the right, if looking straight then degenerate puddle-face.
which face shape is the top half of oval with he bottom half of heart?
>>27532945
>understanding calculus in 6th grade is an achievement
Fucking yanks
triangular
what does it mean
>>27534516
triangle aka jewface
>>27531972
Triangle face, I think.
>>27534569
i knew it. i also have a huge fucking nose and bushy eyebrows.
JUST
>>27532945
IQ =/= work ethic
Also I may or may not be poor....
>>27534628
You look like you could've been fairly normal if you didn't tweak. I saw a guy like you at the mall yesterday. Also, rectangle
>oval going bald
>mfw
>tfw you have a nice, well defined jawline, but you're still pear shaped
>>27534669
IQ = fluid intelligence = the RAM, bus width and processing speed of your computer
Your laziness just means that you don't have much software or thinking heuristics. If your IQ is really 158 I can expect a couple of things. You should be able to do mental mathematics very easily (3-4 digits) and be able to memorize entire paragraphs of text in 2-3 seconds. If I asked you to write down all the words you can associate with Neuro, you should be able to come up with unexpected and multitudinous associations. If I gave you magic squares and pattern based sequential logic tests, you should easily be able to see the logic. Given any physical object, you should be able to imagine it from almost any angle with any degree of rotation. That means the human body, architectural products, gadgetry, etc.
>>27534717
I can I just have shit motivation......
ALSO I MAY OR MAY NOT BE 14
>jk
>>27534672
No drugs, raised Mormon. I'm a fucking invisible person, people I've worked with for years don't know my name. :(
>>27534699
>>>/tumblr/obviouslynotoriginal
>>27534764
This anon isn't me.
>>27534774
you are basically me
I'm ginger though.
>>27534810
The point is, you can't do any of those things. You're fairly unremarkable. Given your life performance, your IQ is really more likely to be 105-125, that is 60th percentile to 95th percentile. In a room of 100 people you would be the 5th to 40th smartest person. IQ 158 means that in a room of 20,000 people, you would be the smartest. Do you really think that? That you're the smartest person, the fastest biological computer, in your ENTIRE town?
>>27534864
Probably, because I've been trolling you this whole time and you never even questioned it.
t. A bad troll and future double major doctorate holder before i'm 30
I'm currently 18 and have a double major for a bachelor's degree.
>>27534717
>IQ measured at 138 at hospital following brick to face at 8.
>Never study, never do homework - straight A student, remember everything from class/know anyway.
>Dabbling in electronics since age 6.
>Publish short stories in literary magazines, get rave reviews from critics at 16.
>IQ measured by professional for study at 18 - 129.
>Get to choose college, get offers from abroad.
+7 years: no degree, no job experience, did IQ test recently - 106.
Use it or lose it. The single most important thing about success is hard-work, social skills in and luck. People like Musk or Gates also worked hard and have great people skills - the extra IQ just gets them from CEO to mega-CEO.
I don't know. You tell me?
Mute me harder, robot.
>>27534940
>double major doctorate holder
I know you're trolling, dumbass. It's obvious AF and I wanted people to be enlightened in the process.
>>27534998
You're an anomaly. There's literally a .95 correlation between a person's scores.
>>27534998
>IQ measured at 138 at hospital following brick to face at 8.
>IQ at 18 - 129.
>IQ at 25 - 106.
are you sure that brick didn't cause a degenerative condition? or it could be alcohol/drugs.
>>27534717
Is that so. Then being at about 140 makes sense for me.
>>27535278
Leave norms now
>>27535278
stop posting your face all over this board and go be a nu male somewhere else
>>27535426
Well I was. But you seem to be tsundere for me.
Wouldn't want to disappoint you, so I'll keep posting.
>>27534998
IQ 150 here. Maximum score on the WAIS abbreviated form, so I'm most likely even smarter. Alphanumeric mazes 8 second forward, 16 second reverse, forward digit span 18, backward digit span 14, matrices 30/30, 70 simple math problems in 60 seconds, 56 simple verbal logic problems in 45 seconds, and 70 word associations in 60 seconds.
I learned to count and speak by 5 months, to multiply, divide, add and subtract by 18 months, to speak two languages by 24 months and to do astronomy by 45 months. I used the computer by age 4 and learned to code by 6. I read most of Shakespeare's works by age 8 and wrote my own award winning (kiddy level) plays at that time. By age 10 I finished most introductory college level courses and competed at a national level for mathematics (got 2nd in the finals where we had to describe the 4th dimension and higher by analogy). At age 15, I finished a great deal of graduate level maths and wrote papers on degrees of regularity and quantum chromodynamics. I focused my time on music and art, starring in my high school's musical and winning national awards for photo-realistic and hyper realistic art. I've drawn for ImagineFX and am published under pseudonym in Scifi magazines. According to my editor, I am a definite contender for the Huge and Nebula Awards.
I am a virgin though.
