If you aren't a Zelda fan, you're not a robot
>>27531706
Zelda is the most normie video game out there faggotmeister
>>27531733
this
mario and zelda are about as normie as call of duty or halo
>>27531760
It's actually the other way around now nigger. Now all the gamers flock to halo/cod/gears
The true robot gamers are loyal Nintendo fans.
>>27531780
Also, Nintendo fans are notoriously autistic.
After wind waker the series went to shit. Boring style, baby puzzles, boring side quests, boring collecting, gimmicky controls, boring combat, bland enviorments, bad music.
>tfw I watch Zelda speedruns daily
>>27531814
Skyward sword is my favorite Zelda game so far and I've played all of them.
AMA
>>27531828
Zelda Freak 943 is pretty good. Cosmo isn't really an option after he decided to be a girl and quit speedrunning.
>>27531814
The sheer babby-level quality of recent Nintendo stuff is bizarrely cozy to me. You can just completely veg out and practically play them comatose
I will grant you about the lame music though. (although https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fix0Fds57YU this has its charms)
>>27531706
Zelda is pretty gay tbqhwyf.
i want zelda u already.
>>27531706
>trying to bring GOAT Zelda down with the shit that is /r9k/
"no"
>>27531951
this. the wait is unbearable and the hd remakes aren't enough when you've already played them.
>>27531706
Zelda is THE normie video game series
All gurrl gamers like zelda
All casuals like Zelda
This thread is bait
They aren't even good games
>>27531835
>Skyward Sword
>not Twilight Princess
>>27531780
Keep telling yourself that, poor Nintendrone, but it's not 2008 anymore. Hipsters and """"""gamer girls"""""" are flocking to Nintendo at alarming rates.
>>27532067
Go play Bloodborne, faggot.
zelda is a game that the most chad normie and the most autistic robot can both enjoy.
if you want a game thats literally only for robots, something a normie would never touch, it would be something like touhou or visual novels.
even something like dark souls and jrpgs are becoming fairly normie these days.
>favorite zelda is Zelda 2
>everyone on /v/ thinks im contrarian
feels bad. i just legitimately love it the most because the combat is the most intense and interesting.
>>27532150
that game's combat was incredibly frustrating, especially fighting the darknaughts who just move their shield to block your attacks.
>IM A REAL NERD BECAUSE I LIKE ZELDA. IF YOU DONT LIKE ZELDA YOURE NOT A REAL NERD LIKE ME
>wtf is stalker? That's gay. I'm a real nerd and I like Zelda like you're supposed to
>>27532115
FUCK! Why do normies have to ruin dark souls.
>not playing zelda
top normie. literally 99% of humanity haven't played it.
>>27532150
Why do you like the worst Zelda game ever? The first one is way better.
>>27532287
>stalker
>>>/www.reddit.com/r/stalker//
>>27532361
How do people liking something ruin it?
>>27532150
>going on /v/
What did you expect?
Screw gamers. Gamers are normies and slaves of corporations.
Gamers are like normie chicks who enjoy buying clothes from some random and very expensive italian or french brand.
