Lets have an omegle thread
Use the r9k tag to find other robots
ok senpai bake desu>>27517861
>>27517861
>that cute omegle boy will never be my bf
fuck this gay earth
>>27518646
which one to be frank
>>27518692
the cute one fampai
>>27518793
which cute one?
>>27519179
i didnt cap him and idk his name
>>27519215
describe him so i can be sure its not my bf
>>27519268
this is why i tell my omeglefus that they're the only one i talk to.
legit fucking cancer every single person on their is fucking aids man I come back for one fucking day and all I see is asscheek aka cancer
>>27519297
>tfw my omegle husbando probably did this to me
>>27517861
I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY
YO IS THIS THING TRICKING ME
I JUST MET THE CUTEST ROBOT ON THERE
>>27519957
HE IS ALREADY MY BF PLEASE STAY AWAY
>>27519972
WHAT'S HIS NAME I HOPE IT'S NOT THE SAME
>>27517861
Tfw I always wonder if some girl here talked to the boy who I dated for three years and then confessed to me he had fucked around with several girls from r9k.
>>27520032
Tfw his initials are V. M.
And he's got two middle names.
Drop last name if you are a girl because I don't know...I've always wanted to know.
>>27519957
>>27519972
>>27520012
>>27520032
>>27520059
>>27520032
this is gay as fuck men pretending to be girls to fulfill their beta needs
Thought I saw it all man : ^ )
>>27520012
I DON'T WANNA PUT HIS NAME ON HERE JUST DESCRIBE HIM WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE
>>27520104
Just drop last or first name.
Or what about the country he's from?
>>27520104
>>27520121
legit cancer
XD so fun to have chad and his friends laugh at me XD
Or why not have ugly females laugh at me ? even better XD. Such a good chat.
>>27520157
I love laughing at retards like you it's the pinnacle of my day.
>>27520191
Hey Chad, how's that 3-month plan going. Geniunely curious.
>>27520309
I realized I didn't need it because I still have a more successful life than you and still get bitches and desu that would be overkill : ^ )
How's that plan of you moving out of your mothers basement going?
was erica on or am i retarded?
>>27520365
>Here """"chad""""" realizes he will always be a fat black robot who spends his time on Omegle. I, the NEET accepted my robothood long agoe and have since improved myself far beyond black chad's wildest dreams.
>>27517861
>>>/soc/
cancer
>>27520442
>trying to impress me with his retardation
>I'm literally never online and this is my first time on omegle in months
is this a joke or..?
>tfw bored at work in an office of my own but my nice, new computer doesn't have a webcam
I guess it makes sense to not have one but still. Omegle would be cool to use while wearing a tie in a nice chair in my private office.
>>27520460
This has always been a mainstay on /r9k/. Shush.
girl with the pig onesie, i love you
>>27520849
shit taste desu to be desu
>>27520849
>>27520922
tfw julias not even hot tho and has a bf
topkek
why cant i see anyone?
good sir anon is such a fucking phychopath
Every time I go on this there are like 30 kids on r9k tags, including girls just waiting to call me ugly, and if I do talk to them, they complain about not getting laid for a few months and tell me to go to wizardchan.
>>27521052
I hope you have a most splendid day whoever the anon is that posted this :)
>>27521097
but you are ugly and should be made fun of
>>27521097
The thing is I am not even ugly, I just happen to be the only user that is over 21 and closer to 30. So they always freak out that I am over like 18, and tell me to go to wizardchan. The funniest thing is, I take off the r9k tag an suddenly people are older and in the same position as me.
>>27521213
Nah man, I am not, and yes I have spoke to you. As I said, there is no reason for you to be here, you are very fat, yes. We all know, but you have some good charisma and are sort of funny, I know about your attraction to mixed girls and how you get lucky with chubby latinas instead. I just ask like why do you come here? You finished high school last year.
>>27521221
no your ugly and are a sad virgin
reminder that this kid isn't white. he's native american. just look at his greyish skin and those mongoloid features.
>>27521272
well yeah no shit, thats why I put r9k in the tag you fucking genius. I put other things in the tags too.
>>27521268
I get lucky with every type of girl white, black, mixed, and latina. She wasn't fat either because she played volleyball. try harder autist : ^ )
>>27521292
Sure whatever, still over 350 buddy?
>>27521321
>implying I was that fat to begin with
>this upset because a fat black male is doing better in his life than he ever could
>toplulz
>>27521344
You are at least 400 pounds. I do not give a shit if your black kid, I am asking what are you doing on r9k? It is specifically for virgins.
>>27521278
His nipples look like sad eyes kek
>>27521278
this chap is a 10 not only that but his personality is adorable
>>27521380
to make fun of virgins due to boredom hence why I'm never on and I'm like 200 something and still am more successful than you
You: hey, black chad
You: i just wanted to let you know
You: that i support you whole heartedly
You: you're literally the best
You: you're r9k's finest
to which he replied on the microphone:
- you type like a girl
- shut the fuck up, you're annoying me
- i don't give a fuck about you
>>27521408
he's an anorexic manlet with serious mental illnesses
>>27521416
that was funny asf too you cancerous piece of shit I got my kek from that : ^ )
>>27521278
Has he ever claimed to be White? HAHAHAHAHA. Get out of here, mixed race SHIT RACE.
>>27521413
Look at how sadistic this chunky nigger acts on the Internet. Definitely a bully victim jej.
I can confirm with absolute certainty that blackchad is the smartest person to ever grace this tag, and has made a fool of all of you.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like r9k.
You: yo
Stranger: >>27517861
Stranger: hey
You: nice thread
You: whats up
Stranger has disconnected.
nice chat bro
>>27521534
That is not a recent picture of him. He is a 100 pounds heavier.
>>27521517
>hurrdurr ur making fun of me so that must mean u got bullied too!!1
Is that what mommy told you after she gave you your tendies this morning little autist? : ^ )
>>27521534
>being this assmad over my face tho
>>27521565
>still the same weight
>wishing I was 100 pounds heavier
>ur still getting cucked
>all I do is come on here once a month and get a good laugh and leave l000l
>>27521578
dude ur fat af though
>>27521649
And that should make you feel more bad that I'm superior to you : ^ )
>>27521863
how so
i am not fat...
>>27521863
haha nigger
>>27521914
But you can't get laid or obtain a girlfriend considering you're on r9k 24/7 and have a small penis but I have no issue in those areas.
>>27521916
ur a nigger
>>27521953
but i dont browse r9k 24/7...
and im not fat...
i am physically superior. i dont see how you can contest this. you probably get out of breath from walking up stairs
>>27521953
fat underage ugly nigger with a low iq
/thread
>>27521985
no I'm still able to walk and run on a daily basis as long as I can play sports, run, walk, and fuck bitches I don't care how big I get. I like how you skipped the girl part tho : ^)
>>27522005
>being this assmad
>legit 18
>highest IQ on this board
>>27522007
you have rolls on top of rolls, i refuse to believe you can run at all without getting winded
big ol jelly donut gut
like them jelly donuts dontcha boy
>>27522023
inferior ape, nothing you say matters.
>>27521416
>>27521450
Reminder reminder King Black Chad hears voices in his head and that's why he's talking to himself all the time when you connect to him on omegle.
>>27522047
the fact that you're staring at another males body to check his "rolls" makes you a massive faggot and indeed makes me more superior. : ^ )
>>27522052
>legit superior to you
>higher IQ
>ape
>i chuckled m8
Chad cannot be fat, fat is inferior un every way to a fit, toned, muscular body. No girl wants a flabby black beta.
>>27522073
you are a burden to society just like your brethren
>>27522070
>singing rap lyrics means I'm talking to myself
ohlawd
>>27522093
Tell every girl I've ever fucked with that then. : ^)
>f-fat n-nigger RHEEEEE
>>27522101
says the r9ker
>>27522178
>Tell every girl I've ever fucked with that then. : ^)
I'm done already, didn't have to tell anyone
>>27522283
Your done with delusions? Good : ^ )
>>27522178
you are a delusional inferior nigger, you will never amount to anything. you are a blight
>>27522292
>Your
Aside from the fact that your damage control was utter shit you still fucked up your/you're
You're dumb and laughable, fuck outta here
>>27522360
>the fact you fell for my your bait proves your inferior
>topkek
>>27522321
>being this assmad cause his mom didn't make him tendies today
>>27522386
You realise you're making a bigger ass out of yourself with every single post, right?
Well technically it would be hard for you to make yourself a bigger ass since we all know you've fed it quite some mass already.
>>27517861
Running into the same autist 5 times in a row is great, he tried to get me to subscribe to his youtube channel.
> video chat
fucking normies, let's do text
> tag: r9k
Bamp get in here
>>27522745
No you, nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtry60oPw4YUYNSvVkBgJrA
I wont stop shilling until i have enough subs to start my own fightclub.
You tried to pull IQ in an Internet argument, I think that's the most pathetic thing in this thread.
tfw look underage so can never participate in the omegle fun times
normies stop fucking dcing
>arguing with michael
top lel, he won't stop replying
he's an autistic NEET so he has all the time in the world and zero self-awareness
Im online boys come for a chat im bored
>>27517861
>tfw ugly
bloxerz
>>27517861
the guy saying the all star remixed lyrics is hilarious
They don't stop coming
In the browser's console:
[code]window.COMETBackend.prototype.stopLookingForCommonLikes = function(){};[/code]
This makes Omegle only match when interests are the same.
To the person in the UK who I talked to that was into Aphex Twin and was studying, I guess the connection was dropped during our conversation, didn't mean to leave you hanging or anything.
You seemed a bit busy and I'm sure I wasn't holding your attention particularly well, but it was nice to talk for a bit regardless.
Take care and be well.
these fuckin people, man
>>27528942
Was a lovely conversation my friend, have a nice day :)
>>27526268
I'm just hoping that one day he has an epiphany where he realises what a gargantuan retard he is and that anyone who's ever talked to him did it out of pity and laugh at him behind his back
Although his frail little mind is obviously not capable of that, it must be working overtime already to look last how miserable he is to keep himself moderately sane
>>27529597
Past* not last
>go on chat
>talk to a few robots
>someone interesting pops up
>no webcam turned on
>suddenly reveals face
>is a 10/10 robot
>skype for 8 hours
>i am in love
>>27529153
>current year
>not falling in love with 10/10 demons
>>27529982
I FOUND A REAL GILR SHOW PUSSY TITS SHOW PL;EEASELES HAHAHHHHHHHH
Beta detected
Nice guy though.
>>27530363
it was me and im a girl
>>27530337
>>27530363
>craving attention this badly
Guise look how small and kyoot I am :3 xD ^^
>>27530441
GIVE ME ATTENTION REEEEEEEEEE
attention whores will shot on sight
sorry
im too shy to show my face
>>27521052
I dont think that guy ever leaves omegle
>>27531383
think it's a bot playing fake video or something
REEEEEE
it wont let me click
>>27531571
Post moar Eliza in tank top
>>27531598
;_; she disconnected
rip
>>27531649
I needed to explore... be free
>>27531683
i hope your parents die in a car crash and you're in the back seat and have to watch them die in front of you and you also break your neck and cant afford the hospital bills
>>27531683
Well, this is fun...
i am sorry to that anon i immediately disconnected on, tfw socially anxious OVER TEXT
>>27531769
aha think that was me, im scared using it aswell
>>27519268
You cant make this up. Holy shitthis degeneracy
>>27531738
Oh god please end it. End the world. End all life.
>>27531683
hey dork I'm too lazy to roll around omegle to find you again and ask, but whats your skype?
t. dumb swedish prick
>>27531738
r9k incarnated
>>27531738
whats your skype
i wanna chat u up cute grill
>>27532138
I hope that isn't actually you. Fucking cringe, holy shit
>>27532174
its actually me
>>27532201
fuck off then faggot normie bitch
>>27532225
come on robot why cant we be friends
>>27532255
you are a normie, you do not deserve my friendship
>>27532288
im a robot i swear !
>>27532303
N I C K
good morning
>>27532340
trevor? im putting off doing two essays atm wbu
>>27532365
got back from papap's funeral
>>27532402
wew lad calm yourself
srry anon my battery died
nice talking to you tho
>>27517861
This is the only time of the day when True robots are on 4chan. Everybody else is working or in school, not me though.
I promise that fat midget whore who keeps posting in this thread is out banging chads like the filthy cock slave all women are.
>tyrone
absolutely meme
eliza come back
;_;
pls no disconnect
What the fuck is going on here senpai people doing this
Eastern European roast beef
>>27534415
Why the fuck do you have sun glasses on?
>>27534444
because those quads are so damn bright
>>27534415
Who the fuck has shades on inside the house? Are you that scared someone is going to know you?
>>27534415
who the fuck wears shades indoors?
>>27534415
Hurry the fuck up and show tits you whore
>>27534467
>>27534475
spotted the normans, enjoy your social constructs
>>27534486
that is my gf pls be nice to her
keep the thread alive niggas
Trying we need more traps though
>tfw can't contribute to these webcam shenanigans with cutie pies
>>27534415
Where the fuck are her eurotrash tits at?
>>27534458
My dude where are those screen shots at
sorry man don't have a webcam
>>27534609
webcam no work
>>27534627
Fugg, these other faggots need to post
>>27534645
thread is dying my man
My sides Robros are asking m/f when they know its going to be M the only exception is this trap>>27534415
i put r9k in tags couldnt find anyone
>>27534715
put tags in like 4chan and /b/
Dont work to hard senpai
>>27534725
it worked. i'll be back in about 30 mins
>>27534491
Thanks for the butthole pic M8
>>27534415
thank you for capping my roastie ass, faggot
Where the fuck is everyone at
>>27534491
We need MORE BOIPUSSY
Undercover roast beef
>>27534891
I got an infinite supply
>>27534895
Take those fucking shades off you look like a massive faggot
>>27534905
My first question is why
>>27534905
This picture pretty much sums up canucks
>>27534922
im perpetuating the sexual revolution
always remember to screencap, humiliate & skip roast beef
>>27535003
You're rough boi
>>27535003
>she says she's 13
Its a fucking TRAP, ABORT ABORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE reeep reeeeep raaaa raaAaaaaaaa raddy party van incoming reeep
>>27535036
>>27535003
those aren't the same two people Anon
>>27534980
Keep posting them
>>27535070
He said to
>always remember to screencap, humiliate & skip roast beef
dummy
>>27535003
I would drop a load of cum on jer depressed lips hnnngggg
I'm not suprised about the amount of Robros that want to ERP with other Robros in chat.. disgusting
Underage roast beef
Not one fembot posted tits
>>27534895
>>27535003
>>27535127
I come to this site to laugh at autistic fucks like you, just so you know.
Fuckin golfball headed autismo
>>27535136
lol i show my tits all the time on omegle
none of you cappers have gotten me yet tho ;)
>>27535174
Well fuck, post em here then
>>27535169
His head shape is pretty fucked up hes also prob underage
>>27535169
toastie roastie detected :^)
fucking whores
>>27535174
What's your name? Maybe I have them capped. :^)
>>27535251
>>27535169
Can't change my genetics, sorry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinaric_race
>>27534895
What hides behind the mask
>>27535405
s-source please?
>>27535475
My trap porn folder on my harddrive
Anyone else here fall in love with a qt grill from omegle?
>>27535500
fucking man posted you his butt, oh that's gay.
>>27535610
Work on your sentence structure a little bit then get back to me with your revised thoughts
A true bro, this guys pretty cool.
>>27535500
>>27535650
stop posting trap porn or I'll tell your gran donny
>>27535650
you
are
fucking
faggot
that
is
shanefull
How does a double pun abide next to the cabinet? Your additional bench turns a yellow wild. The precise glove retracts behind the sworn independence. Throughout the pushing plotter progresses the amusing leaflet. Why does the minimal mystic burn the inform sheep?
>>27535824
dude, how are you running into all these females.
>>27535734
>>27535800
It's the current year, how are you not lusting over the superior alternative to roast beef?
>>27531910
homuraakemididnothingwrong is my skype
>>27532138
>>27535465
Qt gf
>>27535865
They come to me
Standard Operating Procedure for encountering roast beef -
1. Screencap
2. If they attempt to engage you in conversation, give either passive aggressive or one word responses a la the majority of the female population
3. Make an insulting gesture and disconnect
how do we compete
>>27535968
You kind of look like a dude in this picture? Are you a tranny?
>>27536080
oh shit nigger thats me
>>27536080
>you're white
>any amount of muscle can make up for having nigger genes
>>27536080
That's Jamal you dip
>>27535968
mfw i left right after eliza came back
>>27531683
PLEASE go wash your face you acne ridden whore
>>27536112
gtfo nigger, no blacks allowed online
how do i get girls slutty on omegle?
>>27535968
Post pics, your top looks qt as fuck.
>>27536233
go on unmoderated , grind for about 3-4 hours on average. Finally get a drop of " Slutty Roastie " loot
ha hahaha using video games references in real life , hilarious
eliza disconnected ;_;
i miss her already
>>27536037
What country are you from ? You look pretty Vlad-ish
>tfw you will never participate on omegle now because you don't want to get sunglasses guy
>>27536322
Implying that's not a great privilege
>>27536351
put your trip back on donnatello
>>27536373
not me , I wish I could wear sunglasses inside so casually
>>27536291
Estonia
xx
>>27536406
nigga , that's gay
how the fuck is that not orig
>>27536291
He's from new jersey so that explains why he's so autistic.
>>27536433
Does this more so suit your tastes, Tyrone?
>>27536406
haha Estonian degenerate
>>27536447
gonna leave this here for you
>>27535574
Which grill? there were quite a few qts before.
>>27536471
I completely agree, that's why futa exists too
>>27536080
>calling a nigger chad
kekd
>>27536447
Estonian faggot, how predictable.
This thread turned highly gay
>>27535941
--->lgdb, faggot, there's your place.
>>27536487
>>27536471
samefagging this hard desu
>>27536521
Let me reformat that for you
>>>/lgbt/
>>27536522
ok , desu ne
>>27536519
trannies and their orbiters are the new furfaggots
>>27530507
u look like a turkish hoe
>>27536552
>He doesn't use tomorrow theme
What the hell is wrong with you?
post more omegle qt's
of course this isn't original.
>>27536542
I don't like the dick desu
>>27536164
blacks can be robots too
>>27536490
funny thing is thats my name
>when asians mire you
>>27536617
ive seen a qt nerd girl here a few times but i never got a pic, and now shes never around
>go on omegle
>bunch of normie looking people
i expected neckbeards, what is this bullshit?
>>27536705
Fuck off thirsty, I meant qt boys.
>>27536668
i get it; you're a terminal manlet who only gets attention from underage girls on the internet who don't know your height? :^)
>>27536747
say that to my face in anor londo and not online and see what happens
Blonde roast beef
>>27536960
ugly fat fucking bitchboy
>>27537023
I am 6'6" and 165 lbs.
>>27536960
Omg, you're so handsome and interesting as a person, can I be your gf?
>>27536960
why don't she show the puss puss. i showed her my gains
What if your mom browses r9k and sees your face in these threads, what do you think she will think of you
>talking to a Slovakian
>internet cuts out
