>tfw met some girl
>tfw she started sending me Lewd things
Picture related, she wants photos of my cock but im nervous. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys are my brothers.
>>27506550
I know her, I'm gonna show her this, you're fucked
What the fuck Marcus this was a test I really wanted your meaty cock in my pussy but now you're never going to hear from me again.
>>27506550
THATS MY ONEITIS WHAT THE FUCK DELETE THIS WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME
What the fuck Kevin this was a test I really wanted your meaty cock in my pussy but now you're never going to hear from me again.
What the fuck Tanner this was a test I really wanted your meaty cock in my pussy but now you're never going to hear from me again.
Watch out, pal:she's fat.
What the fuck Sonic this was a test I really wanted your meaty cock in my pussy but now you're never going to hear from me again.
Who took the picture?
What the fuck Gabriel this was a test I really wanted your meaty cock in my pussy but now you're never going to hear from me again.
>>27506564
Show the whore tits.
>>27506623
YOUR TO SLOW
What the fuck Mamaluigi this was a test I really wanted your meaty cock in my pussy but now you're never going to hear from me again.
>>27506703
FUCK OFF KNUCKLES GODDAMMIT
NOBODY NEEDS YOUR ECHIDNA ASS
>>27506667
Here you go man
Enjoy
>>27506768
https://youtu.be/hU7EHKFNMQg
>>27506703
I'm glad I'm autistic, Im able to find humor in the simplist of things.
>>27506784
Oh god. I thought it was just a fat whore.
>>27506799
Were you officially diagnosed?
>tfw met some girl
>tfw she started sending me Lewd things
Webm related, she wants photos of my cock but im nervous. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys are my brothers.
>>27506799
I find this sanic hilarious and I'm not autistic but sometimes I think I might be because it's so funny. Is it true that this is what autism sounds like? >>27506788
Because someone told me that so I listen to this and imagine sometimes
>>27506784
>girl
And here we gooooooooooooooo!
>tfw met some girl
>tfw she started sending me Lewd things
Pic related, she wants photos of my cock but im TO SLOW. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys are my brothers.
>>27506811
I would literally do anything she told me to
>tfw met some girl
>tfw she GOTTA GO FAST
pic related, she wants photos of my cock but im nervous. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys COMING STEP IT UP
>>27506788
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING FAST
>>27506667
Here you go FAST my man. Enjoy
>>27506550
who took this picture.
bloxblox
>>27506924
GOTTA CATCH ME NOW HUHU
>this thread
I love you 4chan
>>27506885
>those hips
>those tits
>not a girl
Senpai
>>27506784
nice pepee
would fuck/10
>>27506951
IS SOMEONE GETTING TIRED?
>tfw met some girl
>tfw she started sending me Lewd things
Pic related, she wants photos of my benis XD but im nervous. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys are my brothers.
>>27506784
Wew lad, first chubby trap I've seen in a long time. They're the best ones but seem pretty rare.
>>27506999
I....must.....go fast
>>27506893
>she
cmon m8
>>27506784
actually kek'd
Awaaaa a.
>>27507036
HAVE A DRINK, LITTLE HOG
>>27506893
>she
God I know I'm new here but fuck don't we have /b/ for your kind of trash?
>tfw med some girl
>tfw she starded sending me Lewd pigs
Pig reladed, she wands photos of my benis but im DU FADST. She dold me nod do share the phodos bud whadever you guys are my brothers.
>>27507034
If you slapped a pussy on that she would be your average chubby girl.
This is what a real trap looks like, you just expect some fat roastie and boom penis.
Look closely, fembots; this is why you don't EVER trust someone with a penis on /r9k/, including me for the sake of consistency.
>>27506784
jesus, you people couldn't tell? or maybe Im some sort of tranny rainman
>>27507157
Look closely robots, a white-knighting trip fag trying to win vagina points by being a white knighting faggot. This is what infects our board.
>>27507198
I literally just said "don't trust me". You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?
>>27507219
Self hate and cuckoldry are one of the calling cards of a white knight
>haha men are all pigs right girls
>even me haha
>hahaha yeah men sure are horrible I sure wish I wasn't one haha
>>27507237
I don't suffer from any kind of self hate or cuckoldry (stop throwing buzzwords around, tumblrite).
I also didn't say I was the same kind of scum as you faggots. I've never leaked any nudes from any girls (and I've gotten a lot, trust me) and I never will because I'm not a pathetic excuse of a human being. All I'm saying is; don't consider me an exception just because I'm calling you manbabies out for the scum you are because that might make my statement seem like what you just said; fishing for vagina points. For the sake of the fembots retaining their own dignity, I'm ensuring them that I'm not trying any of the sort.
Yes. In reality I'm pretty fucking awesome and would highly suggest everyone to attempt to get to know me since they're missing out, but I'm not a little faggot like yourself who needs as much validation from others as possible.
>>27507277
>trip fag
>look how great I am I'm going to white knight everywhere
>I hope girls see my posts and remember me for how great I am
I fucking hate tripfags so much why is this even allowed
>>27506784
Hmmm yeah, something felt kinda wring in the first pic. And to make things worse, it seems like it only has one testicle.
>>27507277
>I'm not a little faggot like yourself who needs as much validation from others as possible.
>tripfag
>doesn't need validation
Oh you're delusional also. Neat.
>>27507300
Keep telling yourself this, you poor angry virgin. Maybe you'll magically find your penis inside a vagina if you keep crying about "muh white knights".
>>27507312
>le all tripfags are attentionwhores meme
Stale reddit meme. Disavowed.
>>27507403
>Reddit meme
No, you are the meme
>>27507403
>goes on an anonymous image board
>intentionally makes himself not anonymous so he can build a "reputation"
Seriously why are you here if you want to do this. Go to redit or tumblr or somehwere were you can make an account and be known for what ever you want. This is just fucking pathetic
>>27507277
>and I've gotten a lot, trust me
>>27506784
>My original face when
>>27507421
Okay Reddit.
>>27507450
I'm not building a reputation. See pic.
>>27507469
No reason to lie. The opinions of /r9k/ manbabies regarding me are of absolutely no value.
>>27506784
i knew something was a foot
>>27506784
We been bamboozled by OP
>>27507157
>>27507219
>>27507277
>>27507403
Is this you DoJ?
>>27507705
>anyone using the word 'tis', online or IRL
>fucking cringe
>>27507705
No, that's not me and that's a stupid thing to ask.
>>27507741
You sure? Seems like the kind of thing you would send to a girl.
>>27507403
>>27507537
you seriously screencapped your own posts to use in your own posts
doj are u actually autistic ?
Fuck you guys for not asking more, these pics aren't on google so it must be OC
>>27507746
Nah. Sorry mate.
>>27507760
Nope. See pic.
>>27507537
>The opinions of /r9k/ manbabies regarding me are of absolutely no value.
Well, you seem pretty preoccupied with justifying yourself, dear sir.
You're doing it wrong you fucking retard, stop replying.
>>27507087
kekekeken
>>27506784
I would cum in him repeatedly, no shame
>tfw met some girl
>tfw she starded sending me Lewd pics
pic related, she wants photos of my calcium but im 2menyspeky. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys are my skelingtonbrothers. *rattlerattle*
thanks mr skeltal
>>27506784
0h you motherfucker
>tfw met some grill
>tfw she started me Hot things
Picture related, she wants photos of my burn but im nervous. She told me not to share the photos but whatever you guys are my brothers.
>>27506784
The reverse image searches aren't finding anything. Where is this from? I need more. I need it goddammit.
>>27508949
What the fuck am I looking at here?
bloxbloxbloxbloxblox
>>27509348
It appears to be a human forearm that some sadistic bastard injected Turkish Delight into.
>>27507924
*ignores*
>>27506784
IVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
>>27509348
That would be a burn, anon. A very ugly burn.
>>27506784
This is either a woman who got one of those inflatable "penises" made out of skin or a regular male to female transsexual who has had extensive surgery and large hip implants.
No human born with XY chromosomes gets hips like that just by taking oestrogen
>>27511757
Senpai, if I had a camera / cellphone with camera I would take a picture now.
With exception that I'm hairy I got the same hips and tits and I'm not even on hormones.
That dude just had a fucked up body from start, some people just have bad luck, sometimes I wonder if in my mom womb something went wrong and I got more testosterone than I should have and I was actually going to be a girl before that fuck up.
