Eliza Thread
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Looking for rares or your favorite pictures, I just found out about this chick. I hate her shilling and pandering but holy fuck is she cute.
Also is there any video or picture archives out there?
>>27502233
Self bump, pls help a brother out.
>>27502413
>>27502233
You're a disgrace.
She's a 5.5/10 stop worshipping this attention whoring slut.
Got you covered senpai desu
En effet, mon cher, j'en poste encore.
Finally, one for the footfags.
>>27502598
I can't man, I'm way too attracted. I think it's the eyes.
>>27502621
>>27502648
yesss thank you, keep them coming.
>>27502661
>>27502655
>>27502648
>>27502621
If you don't stop this shit now, I'll spam the thread with spiders.
Stop forcing yourself, ugly fuck.
She's an insufferable little cunt but goddammit if she isn't a qt 3.14. I want to hate cuddle her.
guys shes an underage attention whore roastie. sage and report
I can't believe I find myself looking forward to these threads. I can't help but to keep up on the drama surrounding this broad.
>>27502727
Ikr, I hate myself for it but I can't help it, is this a real life succubus?
>>27502740
Get cancer please.
>>27502751
Idc, I'm just here for more pics. She's objectively cute no matter what.
I don't care how cute these girls are. Please stop posting them. It just hurts more knowing they're probably here but will never actually care about us.
SAGE these whores.
A
G
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i keep getting muted for being an unoriginal fag
>>27502233
Is this the kind of chick most of you fucking losers are into? Holy shit she looks like a poor jew from Brooklyn.
Now I get it, I have an idea of how most robots are. Fucking pathetic the lot of you.
>>27502792
Eliza's probably really emptyheaded, you wouldn't want to be with her anyway. Masturbate, you'll feel better after.
I just think she's super cute and seeing girls this pretty makes me feel good.
>>27502817
Damn she's ugly, all that makeup, big ass eyes, hair covering awful head shape.
>>27502854
She's cute, you are insane.
>>27502854
Sorry we can't all have your taste in women, fagtron.
she looks smelly and also shaves between her eyebrows instead of plucking or waxing. Confirmed for bad at being a girl. (would still f her tho desu)
>>27502869
fuck you, her eyes are cute.
>>27502869
The girl looks like a fucking guy who haven't had sleep for 48 hours due to doing meth. How fucking blind are you fucking morons that you'd be attracted to a waifish cunt who most probably sleep on a dumpster?
>>27502904
I'm not the sexless virgin here, cuck.
>>27502904
fuck me, i can't believe i'm defending this bitch...
i really need to filter these threads
Reminder to report these threads.
>>27502996
>I'm not the sexless virgin here
Then why the fuck are you here?!
>>27503011
Already did, mods won't do shithurr durr announcing your report
who is she and why is she such a cuntress?
>>27502996
>The girl looks like a fucking guy.
This doesn't mean anything whatsoever, guys can be pretty cute too. Are you homophobic? Guy or girl, this person is adorable.
>48 hours due to doing meth.
So anyone pale with dark rings fits this description? Stupid, she's objectively cute.
Also, all those bitches are 6/10 at most. Have you looked at the middle one? KEK.
>>27503048
Because we're not doing anything wrong? Dumbfuck?
>>27503018
What else? To piss you losers off and manipulate you into thinking you can never be more thay what you are right now.
Duh.
>>27503089
>making your intentions known
you failed
>>27503089
>manipulate you into thinking you can never be more that what you are right now.
The fuck are you on about? You're just arguing about whether a bitch is attractive or not.
But whatever, I've let myself been b8ed log enough. Go shitpost elsewhere.
>>27502233
johann please go to bed
>>27503052
Ahaha look at this fuck cuck. Bruv you don't have to worrt about rating any of the chicks I post since staring at pictures is the closest you'll ever get to female interaction.
>>27503070
No, because it takes them an hour to respond.
>>27502233
What the fuck is this shit and why do you keep posting it
You know your self satisfaction and her shame are both as equally meaningless as each other, right?
Fucking people getting hooked on nonsense
>>27502763
Fuck, I'm a weak-willed man. I swear I hated her but I'm fucking swooning like a bitch.
Roll for your jailfu tbqhwy
>>27503107
>>27503121
>implying i'm not that anon who fortified your negative feelings at one point in time.
>>27503107
Oh yeah I totally did. Being sarcastic btw, just in case your autism doesn't notice it.
>>27503169
Russell always wins my heart
everytime i see these threads i want to break
>>27503135
Awful head to face ratios, notice how middle keeps her hair covering her jaw. One on the right is very bland, left looks like a man. Goddamn you are the one with no taste, faggot.
>>27503186
Post more please.
>>27502817
Post everything you have of her, I keeo forgetting ti save her stuff
She's beyond cute, she's perfect
i wish i knew how to make her smile
>>27503218
You're funny on timop of being pathetic. Hopefully this elisa chick hands you her pussy.
Yeah, Eliza is the girl of my fucking dreams but what's the point of giving her attention/gifts when she's like 99% of the girls? These pathetic orbiters/whiteknights are freaking annoying and should off themselves.
Damn, she really is cute. That's so unfair.
>>27503461
Don't give her attention, just share her pics. You don't have to see her videos, just marvel at how cute she is with me. Feels good. Also, got anymore?
>>27503390
post more please.
>>27503461
She's so fucking qt it hurts, if I had effort to do anything I would orbit her, good thing I completely lack drive.
I want to lick her pussy RIGHT NOW
Reee3eeeeeeeeEeEEeEEE
Ugh Eliza can I lick ur pussi??? *pouts*
Haha pleeease??
I love u pls let me lick
Let me lick pucci
Rawr >:)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
STOP
STOP
STOP
HE WILL NVR BE WITH U
>>27503541
Look Anons, we broke this guy.
>>27503169
>>27503169
DONT FUCKING MUTE ME REEEOrignalindo commentarino
Please, if anyone sees this. I need as many good pics of Eliza as you can offer, I'm dead serious.
Dear eliza,
i'm sitting here with a half eaten bagel, thinking of your beautiful normal jew face. your bags under your eyes are exceptionally exquisite, and the way you fart under the blankets makes me wet inside with discomfort.
whatever person u become, i'm sending u love.
>>27503499
See, these fags >>27503518 are the reason we can't have nice things
Eliza pls let me lick u haha
I found a funny pic do u like it? LOL XD
>>27503625
I'm begging you, please upload those somewhere and link it to me. Please anon, my life is in your hands.
Dear eliza,
i'm sitting here thinking about your hot bod and all the things i would do with your sexy butt. the curves of your labia and the way your pussy smells during your period.
love, kenny
>>27503625
Please share? Please? I will never make another Eliza thread if you share, I will go out of my way to torment Eliza fans if you share.
>>27503652
>>27503729
Here, you little shits
http://www106.zippyshare.com/v/bL9wMAjD/file.html
ashley>cracky>fmu>erica>eliza>puddems>rose>marky>eliza>kittens>boxxy>>>>>>SSS
has anyone actually seen the uncensored omegle vid?
>>27503804
You are a god, thank you.
>>27503840
No but I would fucking kill for that video. I did see this random upload of hers where she pulls her shirt down to just above her titties. She took it down like a few hours after though.
>>27503840
>>27503863
its in the archive
thread starts with 'eliza tldr'
>>27503894
Either they took it down or I'm even more of a newfag then I thought, help please?
>>27503894
LOL nevermind, I got it thanks. I got the minecraft mods.
>>27503976
I could use some pointers here.
>>27503863
>>27503840
I still have her Skype rn and the password to her private tumblr.
>>27504966
Desustorage.
best elizas coming through
kill me desu famalam
it didn't have to be this way. Fucking christ. It didn't.
>>27505061
Been there. I can't find shit with said keywords. All I get is the anime gif and other posts.
Any hint?
whats her amazon wishlist? the link i have doesnt work anymoreif it makes it better i just wanted to buy something for myself that she had on thereif it makes it better than that im totally lying
>>27505061
what happened after you guys left omegle and she invited you to skype
post your face with timestamp if this is real.
>>27503804
who can confirm this for not virus?
>>27503804
which button is this fkin thing?
>>27505221
>http://www106.zippyshare.com/v/bL9wMAjD/file.html
Orange. Right top one.
And install adblock, my man.
>>27503804
I already have this set of images but thanks for sharing.
>>27505212
It's real
>>27505276
bismallah these rares.
Thank you anon.
>>27502233
Erica is so clearly superior it hurts
>>27505286
what is this and why is it in the folder?
>>27505376
Alaskan pipeline.
>>27505376
It's condoms filled with poop...
>>27503169
Russell my brother, I have come.
>>27502869
Eliza doesn't really make me horny. She just makes me want to hug her. For all I know she laughs at all of us though. It's easier to talk about girls who aren't browsing our board.
>>27505397
but why is it there?
>>27505542
because he collects them.
>>27505602
Who is he? Is that Thomas Tomato?
>>27505061
>>27505127
Bump.
I find only text posts and an anime gif. Someone help me out, if you please.
>>27503169
JULIANA HERE I COME
>>27503135
These are litterally all ugly or average at best.
D I E
I
E
PLEASE
>>27505122
nigger what
wew lad
How old is she m8s?
Is she really an attention whore and a succubus? I'm not sexually attracted to her since i'm much older than her, but she just doesn't struck me as being a bad person. She looks lost, friendless, will definitely end up being a robot.
>thread is 7 hours old and hot pockets are still yet to do the cleanup
>>27505512
She is just another soulless Stacy now. Forget about her.
Is her skype still the Homura one? I thought I saw another one posted a few days ago
>>27508182
Ask her on instagram.
>>27503813
>forgetting spoony
Eliza is my nemesis. We have YouTube drama.
https://youtu.be/qecRkE446dc
>>27509017
all memes aside these threads should just be taken down. I've gone on my diatribe many times why. Just report these threads.
>>27509086
Nigger, you make quality content, I enjoy watching your videos, you roasted that roastie pretty toastie
GOD DAMMIT WHERE ARE THE JANITORS THESE FUCKING THREADS SHOULD NOT MAKE IT PAST FIVE REPLIES OH MY FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27503813
rest in peace, sweet angel
>>27503813
>>27509232
She's not gone, right?Ashleyj starter pack
https://mega.nz/#F!okkBxYYC!GRYpyTqdRiE8-jTH458frQ
>there are still eliza orbiters
>>27509166
thank you famalam
ori
I don't think Eliza would make a very good friend. Erica is a nice friend though.
Remember to not reply to tripshits.
>>27510564
Fight me!
Can we kill the robot already?
>>27502621
She does have really pretty eyes. Kind of Jealous.
>>27503169
findthejailbaitoriginal
>>27505940
I dunno if you go into the thread with tldr Eliza in the title there are some lewd pics in it.
Did that poster who met up with her fuck her?
>>27511782
She never met him, she let him spend 500 bucks on a bus ticket and then never showed. She has a bf who is not him, and several online bfs who are also not him, but who are all good looking Chads.
>>27511808
Is her bf a Chad?
calling agent johnson. we have another cheese pizza
>>27503169
Rollllllllll>>27503169
Roll jailfu
>>27511829
No, he's a spic. She feels physically attracted to Blacks and Mexicans, but she prefers to talk to white Chads on the internet.
>>27511873
I hope he's creampied her
>>27511940
Her school is half black and she gets bullied a lot, so she goes to the bathroom with the worst offenders to buy some peace. Of course that only motivates them to bully her more, so spends most of her breaks in the bathroom now.
>>27511694
Nevermind. I'm not used to look in the archives.
Thanks anyway.
eliza threads are shitty because it always degenerates into a discussion of supposed nudes or lewds (lewd pictures). the whole reason I like erica and eliza is because the photos are innocent and cute rather than explicit and trashy. but nope, no one can let anything good exist without ruining it.
>>27512144
>M-My waifu ;_:
She's literally a nigger's camwhore
>>27512159
She's said multiple times that she likes black/minority guys. KEEP UP
>>27512159
the cuck meme is probably just making women more likely to racemix. the more you make it taboo for women, or make them sympathize with minorities, the more they will. can't tell if people don't realize this or if they've been self-cucking themselves all along.
>>27512144
I liked Eliza while she was cute, but she stopped being that, she's just a fucked up Stacy slut now.
>>27512206
>She's said multiple times that she likes black/minority guys
I knew I was choosing wisely by orbiting Erica instead of this haughty coalburner
How old is Erica, btw?
>>27512357
She said 16 in one of her videos from yesterday.
i talk to erica on skype every day. heres some erica trivia: what fast food place did erica work at for a short time?
>>27512572
Zaxbys?
c o m m e n t u m
o r i g i n a l i
>>27502648
J'espere que te branler en esperant quelle taime un jour t'aide a oublier ta vie de marde
tes degenere va te pendre crisse de tappette, je suis souvent dans des skype avec elle et elle fait que rire de vous
>>27512598
answer: erica worked at burger king for a few weeks before deciding she hated it and quit
>>27512572
Burger King.
origi
>>27512637
bravo lad
>>27512637
>tfw Erica will never hand you your order with a smile on her face but disgust in her eyes
>>27512633
the only real benefit to fast food jobs is you might be able to give your friends a little free food.
is erica doing well these days?
>>27503169
nigger jew roll
Thread discussing lolikon LOL DELETED
Thread discussing 15year olds selling nudes and masturbating sessions REPORT INGORED xD
I swear the mods have some kind of aids brains. Have fun dealing with the interpol reports then you fucking faggots.
>Beta orbiters haven't been gassed yet
>>27512706
It's really easy to do, man.
It's just one click.
It's easier than typing your post and solving the captcha.
>>27512697
>extremely unsubtle thread for lolicon fapping disguised as a "discussion" was deleted
the picture that was in that op could get people arrested. no one is posting anything lewd here.
>>27512784
Shutup you fucking retard. A thread about fictional anime VS legit 15yo girls selling nudes to lonely robots.
Ive been nice and helpful reporting these daily threads but mods obviously dont care. So have fun dealing with interpols investigation. Since you dont delete the threads you are encouraging it to continue and you dont follow US law at all.
Based somali nig, please post her tumblr
>>27512741
I don't think you understand, hiding the thread won't solve the larger problem.
Beta orbiters are why women are so awful, at least in part--they enable them. If they didn't exist women would become much less unlikable.
>mfw an Eliza thread appears
I hate the orbitors but seeing her cute face just makes me depressed
>>27503813
your 4'11 little perfect waifu is getting split up the middle by the 6'6 Sam Hyde.
Eliza's a whore too, just wants free shit from her Amazon wish list and showed her pussy and tits to a Somalian kid on Omegle. Where the fuck have you all been?
And when will you learn?
>>27505127
>>27505940
>>27512075
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27377356
>>27513168
Any pictures of them together? Height differences are hot as fuck.
>>27513168
What could Ashley possibly see in this?
>>27503169
If only god knew what i was doing
>>27503169
Let's see what fate has in store for me. Probably something bad.
>>27505092
be careful son , my mate got permabanned for that image and his appeal was rejected
I just agreed to a debate with Eliza and Erica to be streamed on Eliza's channel sometime soon. I'll make a thread about it or post on my channel about it.
>>27514379
Announce the time beforehand, so people can tune in.
>>27514379
>talking to and agreeing to give these sluts more fucking attention
P A T H E T I C
Also, stop shilling.
